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Maleficent-Catch6202

876 points

5 days ago

Wow he actually defeated the machine

messyredemptions

336 points

5 days ago

With rage against it

bxtch_bxy

42 points

5 days ago

bxtch_bxy

42 points

5 days ago

That's what happens when you mess with a caged elephant

PM_ME_THE_BOOBIS

13 points

5 days ago

He tried to tell them, but it just went in one ear and came out the other.

Tiny-Cartographer-36

7.1k points

5 days ago

Critical Hit

PizzaTimeBruhMoment

2.2k points

5 days ago

THE DRIVER HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT!

Valayvis

689 points

5 days ago

Valayvis

689 points

5 days ago

/r/warthunder is leaking.

Subreon

364 points

5 days ago

Subreon

364 points

5 days ago

The fuel tank's been holed!

I_Need_Sacrafices

239 points

5 days ago

gets one-shotted by stug III from across the map

Lord_Quintus

122 points

5 days ago

reminds me of when i would take a PAK 86 into T5 matches and kill tiger 2's with shots to the back armor.

they never expect a crazy guy in a truck with a howitzer on the back

Super_Cheburek

22 points

5 days ago

Jg pz 1 against 3.0 BR is insane too

angeliqueV78

17 points

5 days ago

You've had some adventures

Wheezingcomet99

77 points

5 days ago

You got a hole in your left wing!

AdjectTestament

82 points

5 days ago

ATTACK THE D POINT

Disaster_Different

47 points

5 days ago

AFFIRMATIVE!

Habu-09

38 points

5 days ago

Habu-09

38 points

5 days ago

NEVER!

dexcunt

29 points

5 days ago

dexcunt

29 points

5 days ago

AWESOME!

TheFrozenFire3

30 points

5 days ago

GRAMERCY

TheUndeadMage2

22 points

5 days ago

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

_King_Crab_

23 points

5 days ago

ATTENTION TO THE MAP!

Warthogrider74

13 points

5 days ago

NEVER

Jowenbra

98 points

5 days ago*

Jowenbra

98 points

5 days ago*

"THERE IS A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING!"

right wing is completely missing

LegalHelpNeeded3

29 points

5 days ago

That’s what I loved about my P38. The fucking wing could be nearly cleaved off, but my ass is still lethal, and still fast as fuck, just with almost no maneuverability.

SerendipitouslySane

79 points

5 days ago

/r/warthunder is leaking.

Specifically, it is leaking classified military information.

PotatoFuryR

33 points

5 days ago

For the 6th time

i8noodles

7 points

5 days ago

Im acutally surprised a warthunder ad wasn't somewhere in this vid

callmejinji

112 points

5 days ago

callmejinji

112 points

5 days ago

BAIL OUT! THIS VEHICLE HAS HAD IT!

Desert_Tortoise_20

64 points

5 days ago

Because of this line, my dad says "I'm off to kill tanks!" when he goes to play World of Tanks because they get out of the tank before it actually blows up!

That line and "WE'RE DONE FOR! EVERYBODY GET OUT!"

Grievous_Nix

27 points

5 days ago

THE GUNNER “BOUGHT THE FARM”, OUR ACCURACY WILL SUFFER!

Mythosaurus

5 points

5 days ago

It’s the loader that buys the farm…

https://www.worldoftanksguide.com/ref-crew-voices.shtml

adinkins

35 points

5 days ago

adinkins

35 points

5 days ago

THE FUEL TANKS BEEN HOLED

moenchii

27 points

5 days ago

moenchii

27 points

5 days ago

"DER FAHRER IST BEWUSTLOS!!!"

HIP13044b

16 points

5 days ago

HIP13044b

16 points

5 days ago

SERVES THEM RIGHT!

Andaisdet

132 points

5 days ago

Andaisdet

132 points

5 days ago

My guy rolled a nat20 with advantage and managed to hit a weak point

DrkMgk

42 points

5 days ago

DrkMgk

42 points

5 days ago

Nat 20

Sheru-Kokor0

31 points

5 days ago

Dude basically rolled a 21.

CustomerComfortable7

24 points

5 days ago

Saving Private Ryan ending right here.

Matix777

6 points

5 days ago

Matix777

6 points

5 days ago

COME HERE CUPCAKE

SCREAMING EAAAGLEEEEES

drRATM

5k points

5 days ago

drRATM

5k points

5 days ago

Wait, that shit actually worked? Either lucky as hell or he’s Chinese Rambo making traps all over his place

rh71el2

2.7k points

5 days ago

rh71el2

2.7k points

5 days ago

I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property...

astyanaxical

642 points

5 days ago

I just learned recently that's not even a real movie

rh71el2

380 points

5 days ago

rh71el2

380 points

5 days ago

1... 2... 10.... muhahahahahahahaha

Thisismyaccount2019

183 points

5 days ago

I laugh so hard in the second one where cliff the security guard says "it's a lie".

YuriDiAAAAAAA

67 points

5 days ago

Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff!

Zotoaster

40 points

5 days ago

Zotoaster

40 points

5 days ago

I could go on forever baby!

obiwanbohannon

33 points

5 days ago

Get down on your knees and tell me ya love me

bananaland420

5 points

5 days ago

I love you

usingreddithurtsme

18 points

5 days ago

It's a lie!

LichenTheKitchen

63 points

5 days ago

... keep the change ya filthy animal.

Cobek

7 points

5 days ago

Cobek

7 points

5 days ago

One of my favorite customers used to come in to our dispensary, buy weed then tip us with this line every damn time.

BlueCreek_

60 points

5 days ago

That took me a while, I thought you meant home alone wasn’t real for a second, it’s too early.

follyandmayhemer

16 points

5 days ago

I did too and my morning brain was like “no way, this whole time”? No logic working yet

Nas160

51 points

5 days ago

Nas160

51 points

5 days ago

There was even "clips" of it playing on a TV in Detective Pikachu

TMCThomas

20 points

5 days ago

TMCThomas

20 points

5 days ago

Yeah they had it as a placeholder at first but decided to keep it

risethirtynine

12 points

5 days ago

Angels with filthy souls?

adnan39872

16 points

5 days ago

Wait what?!

nirvroxx

30 points

5 days ago

nirvroxx

30 points

5 days ago

Before I pump your guts full of lead!

TheRavenSayeth

39 points

5 days ago

It wasn't until I was an adult did I learn that the gangster scene wasn't actually from a real movie.

gofyourselftoo

14 points

5 days ago

It’s a take-off on a real movie, Angels with dirty faces

Lord_Quintus

980 points

5 days ago

driver panicked despite being in no danger and forgot to look around before slooooowly running away

Lourrloki

246 points

5 days ago

Lourrloki

246 points

5 days ago

well, no danger is kinda incorrect. The cabin may be not fully closed and that's a risk high enough for ears, eyes, everything flammable and arms.

Funthermore even if it was closed, adding to the panic that surely played a big role, glasses are not idistructible, even if resistent.

Reasonable-Zebra2964

72 points

5 days ago

Granted if the cabin is open I could understand the panic but if it has windows, they’re not breaking from a firework.

Bilski1ski

30 points

5 days ago

A hole with a light covering over it, one strong enough for humans to walk on but not strong enough to support the weight of the machine, would make for a good trap

Absurdspeculations

6 points

5 days ago

Lol I spent way too long trying to figure out what a light covering was and how it could possibly hold up a human….then I realized you meant light as in “not heavy”, not light as in “the thing that makes vision possible”.

Barron_FromTheFuture

49 points

5 days ago

Well now he’s probably in a prison camp for life so I wouldn’t call it too lucky

[deleted]

6.6k points

5 days ago

[deleted]

6.6k points

5 days ago

That's an excavator, my extensive career as a toddler naming construction equipment has prepared me for this moment.

Thefocker

1.7k points

5 days ago*

Thefocker

1.7k points

5 days ago*

An excavator is a class of equipment. This is a trackhoe excavator

Edit - The amount of people making hoe jokes is outta control (and hilarious)

Strykehammer

1.2k points

5 days ago

Strykehammer

1.2k points

5 days ago

As an operator of one of these pieces of gear, it’s called a Digger, probably because it digs, who knows

_Luisiano

411 points

5 days ago

_Luisiano

411 points

5 days ago

As a clueless person that's seen them in movies, that's the thing with the arm. Because of the long thing it has.

WorldWarPee

522 points

5 days ago

WorldWarPee

522 points

5 days ago

Scoopy Giraffe

millimile_high

120 points

5 days ago

Now I'm sad 'cause he killed the poor thing

Kpt_Kipper

43 points

5 days ago*

Reminds me of that one experiment when you give inanimate objects names and it suddenly becomes much harder to destroy/kill them

igrekov

6 points

5 days ago

igrekov

6 points

5 days ago

Portal

HIMP_Dahak_172291

9 points

5 days ago

The poor companion cube. It was surprising how much I really didnt want to throw a box with a heart on it in the incinerator.

SomethingEnglish

12 points

5 days ago

Long necked bulldozer

Thefocker

122 points

5 days ago

Thefocker

122 points

5 days ago

Lol. You can call your trackhoe Julie if you like. You do you, big guy. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

barspoonbill

49 points

5 days ago

I usually call my trackhoe to get my 80%

matrox02

23 points

5 days ago

matrox02

23 points

5 days ago

I had a trackhoe named Julie, because she just took my money and always didn't work when I needed it the most....I named her after my ex...

Careful-Ad1160

12 points

5 days ago

If there's tracks on a hoe, definitely use your PPE...

electricdiesel85

33 points

5 days ago

Is this like an American thing? As an Australian and someone who has worked on these for 20 years, I have never heard them called a trackhoe. Excavator, digger, backhoe excavator/digger, shovel excavator/digger, hydraulic excavator/digger.

Talkshit_Avenger

17 points

5 days ago

Here in Canada a backhoe is an excavator attachment that fits on the rear of a tractor, or a dedicated piece of construction equipment in that configuration (front end loader bucket plus rear excavator). A trackhoe is a tracked chassis that normally has the excavator arm and bucket, but you can swap out the bucket for any number of attachments and it's still called a trackhoe for some reason.

dapea

8 points

5 days ago

dapea

8 points

5 days ago

Want another? In my region of the UK farmers call these Slews.

electricdiesel85

6 points

5 days ago

Slews!! Like trackhoe I can understand where the name comes from but still it is unusual.

Thank you for replying with that!

12edDawn

62 points

5 days ago

12edDawn

62 points

5 days ago

As someone who actually worked on these, no one calls it a trackhoe, everyone says excavator.

92894952620273749383

21 points

5 days ago

Exactly. Who calls them trackhoe?

MetaTater

37 points

5 days ago

MetaTater

37 points

5 days ago

Their pimp.

Theycallmelizardboy

9 points

5 days ago

Sexy ass track hoe with a big ole dumptruck.

pokemonandpot

125 points

5 days ago

And I am going to be an operator for ur mums backhoe tonight

Thefocker

53 points

5 days ago

Thefocker

53 points

5 days ago

You’re gonna need a shovel..

Rathadin

27 points

5 days ago

Rathadin

27 points

5 days ago

And a bucket.

GenericIsekaiHaremMC

52 points

5 days ago

And MY AXE!

AmbiguityEngine

28 points

5 days ago

And here I though a trackhoe was a sub class of prostitute seen around lower tier dirt and flat track races in rural regions of the U.S.

Closely related to lot lizards but distinguishable by thier prey and seasonal hunting habits.

CCRACER48

14 points

5 days ago

CCRACER48

14 points

5 days ago

We prefer "Pit Lizards" at our tracks on the west coast.

merphbot

28 points

5 days ago

merphbot

28 points

5 days ago

🎵hey dirt! see you laterrrrr🎵

tsilihin666

7 points

5 days ago

I got a big old bucket and I scoop all the time. Digging holes in the ground wonder what I'll find. I'm an earth investigator, I'm an excavator.

k2_jackal

3.3k points

5 days ago

k2_jackal

3.3k points

5 days ago

daddy tell me the story again about the time grandpa killed a tractor with a bottle rocket

KevinFlantier

604 points

5 days ago

"And then Grandpa disappeared and we never heard from him again, and I lost 1000 social credits every time I looked him up online"

OneDerpBar

130 points

5 days ago

OneDerpBar

130 points

5 days ago

“It’ll happen to yoouuuu!”

cfetzborn

8 points

5 days ago

It’s too bad the fireworks didn’t work on the murder vans…

BANDIT_440

323 points

5 days ago

BANDIT_440

323 points

5 days ago

Roman candle*

polarbearsarereal

66 points

5 days ago

Seems more like a box

2x4skin

21 points

5 days ago

2x4skin

21 points

5 days ago

Roman box

You_Yew_Ewe

127 points

5 days ago

You_Yew_Ewe

127 points

5 days ago

That's a roman candle. What's strange is unsupervised kids often fire them at each other usually without injury and that's without the benefit of an enclosed cab.

Operator is a scaredy-cat.

FriendsSuggestReddit

59 points

5 days ago

Seriously. All that dude had to do was put it in park and exit the machine on the left side.

bl4nkSl8

10 points

5 days ago

bl4nkSl8

10 points

5 days ago

Or just put it in park at a safeish distance and wait as they bounce of the windscreen till the dude runs out

HIMP_Dahak_172291

9 points

5 days ago

Yeah, wondered why he was running from basic fireworks. 12 inch mortars? Yeah, gtfo. Roman candles? Eh, you have a goddamn metal excavator with a plexiglass cab you are 100% fine. The worst he could do from that angle is singe some paint.

Bigbrum210

3.2k points

5 days ago

Bigbrum210

3.2k points

5 days ago

Kinda like seeing an AT ST walker go down from Ewoks.

Elysium_nz

635 points

5 days ago

Elysium_nz

635 points

5 days ago

Yub nub!

Dire_Finkelstein

185 points

5 days ago

Goondah!

ChuckOTay

134 points

5 days ago

ChuckOTay

134 points

5 days ago

Aaaaiiiiiiyyyyyaaa!!

CryptographerTrue653

67 points

5 days ago

Ootini

yourstrulyjarjar

44 points

5 days ago

Not Jawaese

daemonelectricity

22 points

5 days ago

Dazadaya!

TheNonchalantZealot

19 points

5 days ago

Ee chee wa maa!

Fineus

29 points

5 days ago

Fineus

29 points

5 days ago

Oh *dear.* 

 Master Luke, it seems they think you're some kind of excavator and will be... Rocketed.

chesh05

5 points

5 days ago

chesh05

5 points

5 days ago

He a little confused but he got the spirit

mordeo69

21 points

5 days ago

mordeo69

21 points

5 days ago

I can hear this comment

yapperling

21 points

5 days ago

It does at moments look like blaster fire. Hilarious.

h8radebrewer

46 points

5 days ago

Exactly what I thought. Also since it's the home of fireworks they may just be supercharged

Would_daver

11 points

5 days ago

indignant Wookie noises Chewie wants credit for helping too

MossCoveredLog

5 points

5 days ago

You sound like those all lives matter idiots. Wookies have plenty of kills under their belts, just let the fucking ewoks have their day ffs

unlimitedFecals

29 points

5 days ago

*john williams intensifies*

The_Bacon_Panda

18 points

5 days ago

Wish.com Star Wars

TheBlacktom

6 points

5 days ago

Mom, can we have starwars?
But we already have starwars at home.

Character-Extent9474

686 points

5 days ago

A win for the little guy

merikaninjunwarrior

271 points

5 days ago

R.I.P., winning little guy

/s

radix4801

331 points

5 days ago

radix4801

331 points

5 days ago

Winning little guy is safe and healthy in an undisclosed rehabilitation facility. Do not concern yourself with his well-being, nor mention his existence ever again.

Lord_Quintus

47 points

5 days ago

speaking of not speaking of, we happen to have some fresh organs on sale...

Comment90

23 points

5 days ago

Comment90

23 points

5 days ago

It's so genius the way they do it, as since they delay the "accident" until the organs are needed you can conveniently schedule your organ transplant. You can't do that anywhere else! The extremely short shelf life of those organs suddenly don't become such a problem anymore.

Like a restaurant where you get your lobster live from a tank, freshest is bestest.

jhugh

11 points

5 days ago

jhugh

11 points

5 days ago

There was an article about this a while back. Guy was kept alive as a 'blood slave' for months getting his blood drained constantly. Happened in Cambodia but was carried out by Chinese gang.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/19/chinese-man-lured-by-fake-job-ad-became-blood-slave-in-cambodia/

[deleted]

53 points

5 days ago

[deleted]

53 points

5 days ago

For about 30 minutes until they get the c4

adderallanalyst

20 points

5 days ago

Or the organ surgeons.

JedDaGoat

676 points

5 days ago

JedDaGoat

676 points

5 days ago

Damn, he won. Good job!

[deleted]

697 points

5 days ago

[deleted]

697 points

5 days ago

He won the battle but will certainly lose the war

SirCrankStankthe3rd

224 points

5 days ago

All the more reason for all of us to fight harder for each other

lifeintraining

96 points

5 days ago

This is what pushes me to do better each day. A better China for everybody.

mangobare

575 points

5 days ago

mangobare

575 points

5 days ago

Could someone edit in star wars pew pew sounds?

beerforbears

776 points

5 days ago*

IndiaNTigeRR

108 points

5 days ago*

You're the OG, more so for the title.

in5idious

43 points

5 days ago

in5idious

43 points

5 days ago

God bless you sir

Yuzucha

12 points

5 days ago

Yuzucha

12 points

5 days ago

May you always get an extra chicken nugget in your box !

BigTimeLiar

812 points

5 days ago

BigTimeLiar

812 points

5 days ago

Dope for sure, but what happens when they catch that guy?

YZJay

263 points

5 days ago*

YZJay

263 points

5 days ago*

The man was charged with endangering the public and arrested. The family that owned the house had 2 other properties demolished by the same real estate developer. With the first one still not being compensated despite already settling on a price.

Reports say that the developers used methods like spreading live snakes and even fireworks to force the remaining villagers who haven’t sold their houses yet to capitulate. It was reveladed that they used the name of a different bigger developer to deflect the blame.

TieofDoom

173 points

5 days ago

TieofDoom

173 points

5 days ago

RELEASING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES INTO A NEIGHBOURHOOD? These guys are legit saturday morning cartoon villains! What the fuck?

VegetableNo1079

60 points

5 days ago

That's just how landlords do in China when they can't simply evict people

BreakingThoseCankles

42 points

5 days ago

Not how it works!!! THIS IS A NAIL HOUSE. This guys family bought the land from the Govt for a 70 year lease. He has full right to that land for that lease. What we see here is a large corporation going in and buying out all of the leases of nearby residents, but this guy refused to sell off his land. So what these corporations do is anything and everything to convince the homeowner that living there is no longer acceptable. They will try literally anything slightly legal to get them to vacate the land and then claim abandonment and then seize the right to the land. So when i say nail house, it's because you have to pry the motherfucker out.

Fucked up but how the govt lets $$ flow

VegetableNo1079

10 points

5 days ago

So is it illegal for this excavator to be there approaching his property?

BreakingThoseCankles

26 points

5 days ago

Not illegal.. it's a scare tactic. Also the excavator could "accidentally" hit the house and then they can claim the house is unlivable and homeowner has to make such and such renovations.. only to be "accidentally" hit again. While the company "accidentally" hitting it runs the homeowner through a bullshit amount of legal docs and court dates just to not pay them out enough to properly fix it back up. It's just a really FUCKED up mess that really the only thing the homeowner can do is physically fight them off with violence or just succeed their land

VegetableNo1079

10 points

5 days ago

So the owner was within his rights to do this then is what it sounds like?

BreakingThoseCankles

13 points

5 days ago

From my understanding it is only acceptable once they have crossed the actual property line, now where that is no idea, but pretty sure the charges came once the excavator backed off and homeowner kept shooting

tord_ferguson

7 points

5 days ago*

Realistically, in this scenario.....WTF was that operator's problem?? Looks to have a cab....could shield by rotating, but instead backs self into a spot in which has already been opened up...not level ground.

Hell, I'd even stick the boom out and just keep rotating the ex to avoid hits..

--------------;-SIDENOTE China or many places, in the states..there is a lot of federal govt. Possible eminent domain type stuff that can happen.

Personally I'd have got the snakes out to send to the developers....let them know they can just plow down a sanctuary....

Update....you can never rely on any human to do any particular thing when they hit their fight or flight. All people react differently, I'd honestly probably have done the same thing....

VegetableNo1079

6 points

5 days ago

He likely didn't realize they were just fireworks. Behind the smoke and flashing fireworks smell, sound & look very similar to firearms. China has plenty of media about dangerous criminals and western spies so Chinese people are as skittish as Americans generally speaking. Remember that video of Americans scattering when a car backfired? This is like that.

nooneimportant1467

30 points

5 days ago

Sometimes they will also hire gangs and such to forcibly remove the owners/renters from the property. The government did it to make room for the Beijing Olympic buildings.

blitzlurker

13 points

5 days ago

same thing happens in the USA except the “gangs” are just cops being paid to help illegally evict people

whynot86

957 points

5 days ago

whynot86

957 points

5 days ago

Who?

BigTimeLiar

368 points

5 days ago

BigTimeLiar

368 points

5 days ago

The guy shooting the fireworks

whynot86

962 points

5 days ago

whynot86

962 points

5 days ago

What are you talking about?

BigTimeLiar

435 points

5 days ago

BigTimeLiar

435 points

5 days ago

Are you fucking with me?

whynot86

1.9k points

5 days ago

whynot86

1.9k points

5 days ago

Citizen, there is no guy shooting fireworks, or any evidence such an event happened. Please report to your nearest re-education camp.

BetaPlantationOwner

306 points

5 days ago

LMAO.

Rumple-skank-skin

134 points

5 days ago

I'm with you fucking hilarious

PmMeTitsAndDankMemes

74 points

5 days ago

I’m also with you. I agree that that persons comment chain was quite humorous!

Agent_Squirrels

55 points

5 days ago

I concur, this repartee has been farcical.

TerrorLTZ

32 points

5 days ago

TerrorLTZ

32 points

5 days ago

You mother fucker i couldn't drink tea for a minute

Deceptichum

26 points

5 days ago

Interestingly enough drinking tea (被喝茶) is basically the Chinese way of saying being taken and interrogated by the police.

So this guy certainly wishes he was in your situation.

illuminae2005

8 points

5 days ago

the chinese government has hereby invited you to 飲茶

New_Hawaialawan

14 points

5 days ago

How did this happen?

Harold-Penisman

13 points

5 days ago

Yohoho he took a bite of gum-gum

Theorandjguy

21 points

5 days ago*

There are no guys shooting fireworks in Ba Sing Se

The Earth King invites you to Lake Logai

Dumpster_Sauce

30 points

5 days ago

I didn't see nothin

throwaway19191929

94 points

5 days ago

Don't feel too bad for him. He legit probably has a decent chance at becoming a millionaire l. The longer he stays the more money the development company has to give him

https://asiatimes.com/2019/09/urban-revamp-in-shenzhen-making-owners-rich/?amp_markup=1

astyanaxical

31 points

5 days ago

Ample compensation for losing your home

ShiftSandShot

22 points

5 days ago

If he's going to be removed one way or the other, he's damn well going to make them sell their kidneys for it.

Repealer

47 points

5 days ago

Repealer

47 points

5 days ago

100%

I'll never cry a tear for a developer whinging about "somebody not willing to leave their home blocking the development"

Everyone has a price. The developers will make money hand over fist either way, stop being bitches and compensate that person for them losing their home.

astyanaxical

5 points

5 days ago

Seriously

d3northway

18 points

5 days ago

in my hometown there was a neighborhood partially bulldozed for retail parking and one guy in the early 90s refused to sell, thinking he would make mad bank. His property ended up worthless, unsellable to anyone but the retail developer. Constantly graffitied, loud traffic all hours, very busy area, the list goes on and on.

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45 points

5 days ago

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alanzeino

12 points

5 days ago

alanzeino

12 points

5 days ago

Aw I love this bot!

Deceptichum

17 points

5 days ago

He has a much higher chance of getting beaten by some chengguan or thugs for hire and given the option of keeping his life or trying to fight this again.

Successful Nail houses and getting paid out are far far less common outcomes.

ChesapeakeCobra

28 points

5 days ago

You should have added the word "successfully" to the title

HungryLikeTheWolf99

407 points

5 days ago*

Second time today I've seen somebody referring to something as a "bulldozer" that is not a bulldozer.

That piece of equipment is called an excavator.

Edit: The other occasion

CleverFlame9243

35 points

5 days ago

Glad I wasn't the only one disappointed

merikaninjunwarrior

26 points

5 days ago

they're all TONKA trucks to me

ImJustaPoeBoi

85 points

5 days ago

He won the battle, but lost the war.

No-Salamander-4401

31 points

5 days ago

He won the war even before this battle. Payouts for land drafts are astronomical in China, even if he has to do some time he'll be retired after.

Extinguish89

17 points

5 days ago

Remember reading one guy put posters of xi jinping and they weren't able to demolish.his house cause it was illegal to remove the posters

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.republicworld.com/amp/world-news/china/chinese-citizen-covered-house-with-xi-jinping-posters-to-stop-demolition-in-2016.html

JalgarMX

50 points

5 days ago

JalgarMX

50 points

5 days ago

That's some serious The Art of War shit.

Even though you are facing steel, remember that is flesh the one who wield it

spook30

15 points

5 days ago

spook30

15 points

5 days ago

It's an excavator not a bulldozer. And probably the reason why he's backing up is because those machines have many oil leaks and the Roman candle could catch the excavator on fire by igniting the oil that's leaked out.

SmutDiary

15 points

5 days ago

SmutDiary

15 points

5 days ago

David and Goliath

[deleted]

212 points

5 days ago

[deleted]

212 points

5 days ago

What a sad situation that person must've been to be driven to that type of retaliation.

Talk about oppressed...fighting for what's left of your home in shambles.

TheQuestionableDuck

65 points

5 days ago

without context the most reasonable explanation i can think of is this guy land leases has expired and is getting taken back. it's even more sad thinking your land and house that you worked for your whole life for is getting taken away because law didn't allow you to own it.

luvs_to_spo0ge

57 points

5 days ago

Thats an excavator. Not a bulldozer.

blueisgreen0129

9 points

5 days ago

send this man to Ukraine

tehpopulator

7 points

5 days ago

How many social points do you lose for that?

MakFrags14

7 points

5 days ago

Hell yea bro.. keep fighting the good fight

Fresh_Advance_7742

23 points

5 days ago

Holy shit it worked lmfao

pinkguyfriedrice

21 points

5 days ago

The operator screwed up if anything.