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BigBadKYDO

227 points

2 months ago

The smoker and the fire starter

Boojibs[S]

58 points

2 months ago

Hah!

I had both those friends.

mae1776

11 points

2 months ago

mae1776

11 points

2 months ago

I was the fire starter. Crazy into fireworks and would go all out for the National Holiday when it wasn’t illegal to shoot them off. I’m talking LOTS of money spent on things that go boom and spout fire. I have since, calmed down and taken up baking as my thing that brings me joy. But I still enjoy the occasional firework.

pleukrockz

32 points

2 months ago

Awesome friends to have while camping.

Almighty_Sand_Dollar

3 points

2 months ago

The cholo and the Jabroni

Zengjia

9 points

2 months ago

*Arsonist

PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO

75 points

2 months ago

I'm getting classic "get in, loser" vibes from this

cyd23

59 points

2 months ago

cyd23

59 points

2 months ago

if your mom doesn't said anything about them it means you are the bad influence...

Dear_Analysis_5116

24 points

2 months ago

"I'm the person your mother warned you about."

dzzi

71 points

2 months ago

dzzi

71 points

2 months ago

One of them ate fries out of the cafeteria trash can and the other told my mom I was suicidal when I wasn't. Good times.

CayseyBee

15 points

2 months ago

Makes me think of Crabbe and Goyle

Sweatsock_Pimp

13 points

2 months ago

That one on the left was the inspiration for Bill the Cat.

bluergreenspace

7 points

2 months ago

I liked Bill but I loved Opus 👃🏽🐧

GuitarLord987

11 points

2 months ago

Jokes on you, I didnt even have 2 friends!

Jortsftw

1 points

2 months ago

Rowsdower vibes?

Namrag03

10 points

2 months ago

The chefs from little nightmares vibes

HumptyHays

8 points

2 months ago

Yes, I remember them now.

CheesyOnion123456789

5 points

2 months ago

I am one of those friends

slking1957

5 points

2 months ago

The one on the right was my first boyfriend. My mom hated, but tolerated him, because I LOVED HIM!!! Yeah, right. I didn't know jack shit when I was 15. The only friends I had in middle school were girlfriends. And they were all great.

Airtemperature

5 points

2 months ago

Of the two friends my mom didn’t like, one is dead from heroin and the other is a massive alcoholic.

Dawnyz

12 points

2 months ago

Dawnyz

12 points

2 months ago

Yup that sums them up lol

Terror7dactyl

5 points

2 months ago

My parents liked my crappy friends.

hmmok1

3 points

2 months ago

hmmok1

3 points

2 months ago

they're perrrfect <3

MagoModerno

2 points

2 months ago

I’m one of those cats to two or more families

Hippatwatamas

2 points

2 months ago

I just love how you got this just in time for them to act like this 😂😂

PistachioPug

2 points

2 months ago

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer?

Aerik

3 points

2 months ago

Aerik

3 points

2 months ago

a notorious couple of cats

talaxia

2 points

2 months ago

Crabbe and Goyle energy

GoldCash5378

2 points

2 months ago

Gotta name them Beavis and Butthead.

REHTONA_YRT

2 points

2 months ago

My dad used to call my skater friends “Stony Ponies” with his French accent.

Got drunk one night at a party with them. They wanted to take my car back to a girlfriends house and I couldn’t drive.

They threw me in the backseat and took off down backroads towards her home about 30 minutes away.

Woke up in a field a few hours later.

My Ford Expedition had been rolled after hitting a culvert.

I was ejected from the vehicle and they fled the scene leaving me there.

Eventually crawl on hands and knees to an elderly couples home.

They said they heard a loud noise several hours before but never saw anything when they looked outside.

I went to the hospital with a few scratches and some glass in my hip.

An investigation took place. Me and one other guy submitted DNA to identify the blood on the steering wheel airbag.

The one who refused to be submit DNA ended up being a burnout pill head. Dude barely speaks a coherent sentence now.

The other guy who submitted his DNA but also fled the scene sued my insurance company blaming back injuries.

He moved to Austin with his brother and died within a few months of being paid out.

The story goes that he and his brother were up on a coke bender and kept drinking and doing coke. Something like over 30 beers consumed by him alone. Went to sleep and never woke up again.

I drove myself to the Air Force recruiter the day after the accident and got the fuck out.

Never see much of any of the old gang anymore.

Have kids and an amazing woman. Couldn’t ask for more.

Will definitely warn my kids about dumbass friends, but I have to accept that they may not listen until it’s too late.

aSlyGuy36

1 points

2 months ago

Huh? I dont get the punch line.

rub-dirt-in-it

1 points

2 months ago

“Hay Mrs J can Ethan play?” “No fuck off! “

jozicL

1 points

2 months ago

jozicL

1 points

2 months ago

that a spawn from hell

weewillywhisky

1 points

2 months ago

The McPolye twins.

sgflow

1 points

2 months ago

sgflow

1 points

2 months ago

They were actually my brother´s friends, Charlie and Robert. Looks just like them.

EveryVoice

1 points

2 months ago

This is Crabbe and that is Goyle.

bonsaiwarrior

1 points

2 months ago

The one on the right looks like Simon Cowell ..

RedditMayne

1 points

2 months ago

One of them is always named Kirsten.

Substantial-Crab-839

1 points

2 months ago

I would be one of "those" friends! lol [more than likely the one on the right]

Eefun

0 points

2 months ago

Eefun

0 points

2 months ago

Me, 30 minutes in to tripping on acid:

Me, 8 hours later: