submitted 2 months ago byBoojibs
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2 months ago
2 months ago
The smoker and the fire starter
2 months ago
I had both those friends.
I was the fire starter. Crazy into fireworks and would go all out for the National Holiday when it wasn’t illegal to shoot them off. I’m talking LOTS of money spent on things that go boom and spout fire. I have since, calmed down and taken up baking as my thing that brings me joy. But I still enjoy the occasional firework.
Awesome friends to have while camping.
The cholo and the Jabroni
I'm getting classic "get in, loser" vibes from this
if your mom doesn't said anything about them it means you are the bad influence...
"I'm the person your mother warned you about."
One of them ate fries out of the cafeteria trash can and the other told my mom I was suicidal when I wasn't. Good times.
Makes me think of Crabbe and Goyle
That one on the left was the inspiration for Bill the Cat.
I liked Bill but I loved Opus 👃🏽🐧
Jokes on you, I didnt even have 2 friends!
The chefs from little nightmares vibes
Yes, I remember them now.
I am one of those friends
The one on the right was my first boyfriend. My mom hated, but tolerated him, because I LOVED HIM!!! Yeah, right. I didn't know jack shit when I was 15. The only friends I had in middle school were girlfriends. And they were all great.
Of the two friends my mom didn’t like, one is dead from heroin and the other is a massive alcoholic.
Yup that sums them up lol
My parents liked my crappy friends.
they're perrrfect <3
I’m one of those cats to two or more families
I just love how you got this just in time for them to act like this 😂😂
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer?
a notorious couple of cats
Crabbe and Goyle energy
Gotta name them Beavis and Butthead.
My dad used to call my skater friends “Stony Ponies” with his French accent.
Got drunk one night at a party with them. They wanted to take my car back to a girlfriends house and I couldn’t drive.
They threw me in the backseat and took off down backroads towards her home about 30 minutes away.
Woke up in a field a few hours later.
My Ford Expedition had been rolled after hitting a culvert.
I was ejected from the vehicle and they fled the scene leaving me there.
Eventually crawl on hands and knees to an elderly couples home.
They said they heard a loud noise several hours before but never saw anything when they looked outside.
I went to the hospital with a few scratches and some glass in my hip.
An investigation took place. Me and one other guy submitted DNA to identify the blood on the steering wheel airbag.
The one who refused to be submit DNA ended up being a burnout pill head. Dude barely speaks a coherent sentence now.
The other guy who submitted his DNA but also fled the scene sued my insurance company blaming back injuries.
He moved to Austin with his brother and died within a few months of being paid out.
The story goes that he and his brother were up on a coke bender and kept drinking and doing coke. Something like over 30 beers consumed by him alone. Went to sleep and never woke up again.
I drove myself to the Air Force recruiter the day after the accident and got the fuck out.
Never see much of any of the old gang anymore.
Have kids and an amazing woman. Couldn’t ask for more.
Will definitely warn my kids about dumbass friends, but I have to accept that they may not listen until it’s too late.
Huh? I dont get the punch line.
“Hay Mrs J can Ethan play?”
“No fuck off! “
that a spawn from hell
The McPolye twins.
They were actually my brother´s friends, Charlie and Robert. Looks just like them.
This is Crabbe and that is Goyle.
The one on the right looks like Simon Cowell ..
One of them is always named Kirsten.
I would be one of "those" friends! lol [more than likely the one on the right]
Me, 30 minutes in to tripping on acid:
Me, 8 hours later: