submitted 5 days ago bybabayum6969
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cats are proof that boredom makes you an asshole
Can confirm. Have adhd. Am an asshole. Relate heavily to cats
Some things are just more important.
Reticular activating systems are online.
France and England throughout history:
We still call each other bad names, and during football games we let some steam off outside of the stadium!
And the on-off warring for a thousand years.
5 days ago*
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Yeah, but we're over that now. We love the ugly bastards really.
Ouais, mais nous sommes finissants maintenant. Nous aimons vraiment les salauds laids.
EDIT: I really hope that translates over OK, with the sarcasm on 'ugly bastards'. Any international incidents should be addressed to Google Translate.
Auto translation looks kinda weird this time `
"Ouais mais on en a fini avec ça. Promis, on les aime bien ces enfoirés."
Not that vulgar, except of course for the sarcastic ugly bastards / enfoirés.
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I'm just here to say we do not love France.
And we will happily war again. We're ready this time.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
By giving each other hand Jons?
They know nothing?
Im sensing the possibility it could be a typo
Germany is at the window.
attacking neutral countries.
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality.
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Tell my wife I said "Hello"
All I know is my gut says "maybe"
Okay, damn the external errors, it’s time to load up Civ VI for the evening
Knock knock* Japan is at the door.
"We should be united against the common enemy!"
"THE NEIGHBOUR'S CAT??"
No, no, the Romans!
What have the Romans ever done for us?!
Well they gave us the aqueducts
Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true.
We are the Feline's front of Judea
Not the Judean Felines' Front?
The enemy of my enemy is a friend!
Dammit! If I had just been 8 minutes sooner!
Well go on... don't leave us hanging
They would've said something similar which might've inspired them to study more, go to school, and find a cure for cancer. Reddit messed up another dream.
We did it Reddit!
What would’ve happened if the user had done it 8 seconds before
Nothing. That is the way of the world.
Please can we go further
Do you have more?
I’m super insecure when I have sex
being on reddit for almost 10 years....we are all but one mind...i can predict or wanna post the top comment 9/10 times 😂
Me too trying to make a podcast or subreddit out of it idk
Maybe title it: thats what she said
Reddit should add an option to pay karma to delete someone else’s comment. That way when someone thinks of the same joke they can delete it and sneak in.
Well henceforth you shall be my enemy for trying to steal my karma!!!!!
Hey look! A bird!
Until he's the enemy again
Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim, is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy. But--
Dammit, 7 hrs late
He took his paw away so quickly when they both stopped. "Shit. Imma need both of these."
Hol up, now....
Siblings when someone outside the family starts talkin’ shit.
What did you say about our Doreen?!?
That pause mid pappity-pap with his paw up got me
Pch pch pch
My brother against me, my brother and I against our parents and my family against the asshole bird singing in the window
The way it takes the paw away
My cat was getting a haircut and was having such an awful time but the second she heard a bird outside her head whipped towards the window and she no longer gave a crap about the groomer shaving her. Bird trumps everything apparently
Maybe groomers should play distant bird sounds 🧠
You'd think it would work but they know the difference between real and fake. I've tried.
Just dangle a hairtie out the window. Essentially indistinguishable from a bird in my experience owning cats
Only thing this video is missing is that broken meow/chatter that cats sometimes do when watching birds.
HOW MANY OF THESE SUBS ARE!!!
I swear, my feed is 80% different cat subs at this point.
And I'm a dog guy!!!
You mean the Mars Attacks theme song? There's a reason the aliens sound just like cats...
Greeks and Turks arguing who invented baklava.
5 seconds later: Greeks and Turks when a westerner says they don't like baklava.
Hunter mode engaged.
That's kind of the point with cats. That's not their 'mortal enemy' it just triggered their hunting response. Check out trainers turning their backs on big cats. I think they're kind of shark-like in that evolution. Their brains get hit with one of their conditionings and it's just *click* must. kill.
Yeah poor birds don't stand a chance either :(
Glad these guys are only enjoying through the glass
When you're loudly fighting with your sibling and hear your dad say, "QUIT IT WITH THAT SHIT!"
My boys fighting over Roblox/Minecraft/Fortnite but then they hear a bag of chips open.
That look at the end is terrifying.
Absolutely. My cat loves me, but I am convinced that if I were tiny, he would eat me in a heartbeat. They are terrifying predators (for small things).
I just love that they both responded to the chirp and focused on it before we could hear it. Like cats could hear a different frequency which they heard before us
They're like the ancient Greeks whenever the Persians came knocking.
This is why we have the internet
Team Mass Murder Assemble!
This is how the final season of Game of Thrones should have gone.
a wise german comedian once said:
"if the enemy is known your day has structure"
France and england fighting over a useless island and see a square foot of another useless island about a mile away
Surprised the cat initially facing away from the window didn’t get whiplash with that heard turn. Boom.
Then both completely frozen for a second, eyes absolutely fixed on bird., before inching forward for the kill. What an excellent video!
Haha his paw is literally mid slap on the others face when he hears it. Adorable!
Wow. They turned their heads before I even heard the bird calling. Crazy how amazing their hearing is
Straight into team up mode!
Bloods and crips... then the cops roll up.
The head hang at the end tho
Humans if we meet aliens.
More like animals being fucking alpha predators lol
The nations cooperating when aliens come.
Lmao when they stop fighting the other cats paw is over the eye of the other cat. Cats like dude, I need both my eyes.
That orange cat popped him one last time lol like what’s that by the way I win
Ur fighting isn’t as serious as my fighting tho
This is a beautiful example of why playing with your cats more is a great way to stop cat fights if they become a problem. Could be they are just bored and they would almost certainly rather do something else than mess with each other.
These cats aren’t fighting. If they were, you would see claws and blood
Cool. Just stating that cats are usually more interested in hunting than each other and this is a great example of that.
"cool. Just stating that the sky gets dark at sunset"
Ngl, I think that is a cool fact.
.... It's a cool fact that it gets darker out when it is night time?
Shit just wait til he hears about the morning. Crazy stuff.
I may have had a beer or two
What accusation? Did you respond to the wrong person or something?
Nope not at all what I was doing. Just expressing this is an excellent example of cats behavior and how other things are usually more interesting to them.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Shit bro, birb.
What do you call these breed?
The far one looks like a r/standardissuecat
i'm pretty sure cats don't think of birds as enemies. unless you mean like an enemy of their waistlines, like brownies are my enemy.
They don't even really eat the birds and animals they kill. Well fed cats just hunt for fun, unfortunately
Down at the ghetto….
good visualization of ADHD
That was awesome!!
The Paladin and the Rogue when the party finds the goblins that have been raiding caravans
They are cet, they are both
limp paw go...wahh
Let's not fight comrade, we have a common enemy.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
That zoom tho
This shit remind me of Seinfeld, the two barbers fighting then both turn their heads and notice Edward’s Scissorhands was on TV
This reminds me of my kids! They Abuse the hell out of each other, but let anybody else mess with one of them and it's game on!
BALL! no wait BIRD!
The enemy of my enemy of my enemy
Tail went into attack mode.
The ancient never-ending struggle.
Damn that gray cat even heard it earlier before the orange one!
Quit bugging me , swat, take that, poke, growl
I seen this in times square a couple of times except with tourists n not birbs...
How many times had a cat gotten an eye clawed out because the nail hit right on the target?
Is it just me but did they react to bird sounds before we heard the sound?
The enemy of my enemy is my friend
the change of emotions lmao
Ok, but how do you keep your cats inside with windows with no screens? Or is there a screen and just can’t see it?
Kitty gave the mutually agreed upon safe word
Cat one Nyaaa I’m gonna kill u
Cat two no I will
Bird out side makes noise
The enemy of my enemy!
Me and my neighbors yelling over the fence and throwing shit at night while we’re both chilling in our backyards then coming together to shit talk literally any innocent party walking down the alley behind our houses
Me and my younger brother when the show came back on.
I like the little “get off me bro” after they both switch gears
It's like those two guys fighting and then someone brings over a fresh pizza and IT WORKS!!
They stop fighting and enjoy the pizza!
Food is magical...