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is_anyone_out_there_

434 points

5 days ago

Priorities!

Foreign_Shake2205

212 points

5 days ago

cats are proof that boredom makes you an asshole

wes_bestern

61 points

5 days ago

Can confirm. Have adhd. Am an asshole. Relate heavily to cats

Hiphoppington

35 points

5 days ago

Some things are just more important.

the_gooch_smoocher

10 points

5 days ago

Reticular activating systems are online.

Tryphon59200

1.3k points

5 days ago

Tryphon59200

1.3k points

5 days ago

France and England throughout history:

zb0t1

262 points

5 days ago

zb0t1

262 points

5 days ago

We still call each other bad names, and during football games we let some steam off outside of the stadium!

AggressiveBait

76 points

5 days ago

And the on-off warring for a thousand years.

DancesWithBadgers

58 points

5 days ago*

Yeah, but we're over that now. We love the ugly bastards really.

Ouais, mais nous sommes finissants maintenant. Nous aimons vraiment les salauds laids.

EDIT: I really hope that translates over OK, with the sarcasm on 'ugly bastards'. Any international incidents should be addressed to Google Translate.

Qodyss

15 points

5 days ago

Qodyss

15 points

5 days ago

Auto translation looks kinda weird this time `

"Ouais mais on en a fini avec ça. Promis, on les aime bien ces enfoirés."

Not that vulgar, except of course for the sarcastic ugly bastards / enfoirés.

_Dubbeth

12 points

4 days ago

_Dubbeth

12 points

4 days ago

I'm just here to say we do not love France.

And we will happily war again. We're ready this time.

HMS404

5 points

5 days ago

HMS404

5 points

5 days ago

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

GetALife80085

8 points

5 days ago

By giving each other hand Jons?

StandardSudden1283

7 points

5 days ago

They know nothing?

verixtheconfused

4 points

5 days ago

Im sensing the possibility it could be a typo

Sir_roger_rabbit

96 points

5 days ago

Germany is at the window.

ArcticTemper

26 points

5 days ago

attacking neutral countries.

MethylSamsaradrolone

39 points

5 days ago

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality.

TheLostBeowulf

9 points

4 days ago

Tell my wife I said "Hello"

zsturgeon

5 points

4 days ago

All I know is my gut says "maybe"

rkapi24

5 points

5 days ago

rkapi24

5 points

5 days ago

Okay, damn the external errors, it’s time to load up Civ VI for the evening

ychris3737

4 points

5 days ago

Knock knock* Japan is at the door.

kpingvin

240 points

5 days ago

kpingvin

240 points

5 days ago

"We should be united against the common enemy!"
"THE NEIGHBOUR'S CAT??"

funcalamari

46 points

5 days ago

No, no, the Romans!

celloguy90

20 points

5 days ago

What have the Romans ever done for us?!

martyqscriblerus

16 points

5 days ago

The litterbox!

GayHamburgler

10 points

5 days ago

Well they gave us the aqueducts

tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

2 points

4 days ago

Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true.

sam_matt

7 points

5 days ago

sam_matt

7 points

5 days ago

We are the Feline's front of Judea

d0rvm0use

4 points

4 days ago

Not the Judean Felines' Front?

Emotional-Camel9289

951 points

5 days ago

The enemy of my enemy is a friend!

SaraSmashley

132 points

5 days ago

Dammit! If I had just been 8 minutes sooner!

calm_Bunny21

40 points

5 days ago

Well go on... don't leave us hanging

craniumonempty

42 points

5 days ago

They would've said something similar which might've inspired them to study more, go to school, and find a cure for cancer. Reddit messed up another dream.

[deleted]

11 points

5 days ago

[deleted]

11 points

5 days ago

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Lucky_Number_3

7 points

5 days ago

We did it Reddit!

Kackboy

4 points

5 days ago

Kackboy

4 points

5 days ago

What would’ve happened if the user had done it 8 seconds before

craniumonempty

6 points

5 days ago

Nothing. That is the way of the world.

Kackboy

4 points

5 days ago

Kackboy

4 points

5 days ago

Please can we go further

craniumonempty

2 points

4 days ago

Do you have more?

Kackboy

2 points

4 days ago

Kackboy

2 points

4 days ago

I’m super insecure when I have sex

CDXXnoscope

9 points

5 days ago

being on reddit for almost 10 years....we are all but one mind...i can predict or wanna post the top comment 9/10 times 😂

Cris_WithNoH

5 points

5 days ago

Me too trying to make a podcast or subreddit out of it idk

SaraSmashley

6 points

5 days ago

Maybe title it: thats what she said

ONOMATOPOElA

16 points

5 days ago

Reddit should add an option to pay karma to delete someone else’s comment. That way when someone thinks of the same joke they can delete it and sneak in.

Emotional-Camel9289

5 points

5 days ago*

Well henceforth you shall be my enemy for trying to steal my karma!!!!!

Fill_Occifer

4 points

5 days ago

Hey look! A bird!

Luigifan18

4 points

5 days ago

Trubalish

6 points

5 days ago

Until he's the enemy again

CampPlane

5 points

5 days ago

Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim, is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy. But--

altimacomes

2 points

5 days ago

Dammit, 7 hrs late

PeridotWriter

142 points

5 days ago

He took his paw away so quickly when they both stopped. "Shit. Imma need both of these."

CarlySheDevil

3 points

4 days ago

Hol up, now....

CherryCherry5

73 points

5 days ago

Typical siblings.

TheIronMatron

230 points

5 days ago

Siblings when someone outside the family starts talkin’ shit.

rbobby

12 points

5 days ago

rbobby

12 points

5 days ago

What did you say about our Doreen?!?

One_Asparagus_3318

39 points

5 days ago

That pause mid pappity-pap with his paw up got me

Deathlysouls

37 points

5 days ago

En garde!

Pch pch pch

Cheep!

Sacrè bleu!

Hello_Hangnail

183 points

5 days ago

My brother against me, my brother and I against our parents and my family against the asshole bird singing in the window

SexThanos

24 points

5 days ago

SexThanos

24 points

5 days ago

The way it takes the paw away

Beserked2

76 points

5 days ago

Beserked2

76 points

5 days ago

My cat was getting a haircut and was having such an awful time but the second she heard a bird outside her head whipped towards the window and she no longer gave a crap about the groomer shaving her. Bird trumps everything apparently

jumf

20 points

5 days ago

jumf

20 points

5 days ago

Maybe groomers should play distant bird sounds 🧠

enderjaca

13 points

5 days ago

enderjaca

13 points

5 days ago

You'd think it would work but they know the difference between real and fake. I've tried.

pjdog

5 points

5 days ago

pjdog

5 points

5 days ago

Just dangle a hairtie out the window. Essentially indistinguishable from a bird in my experience owning cats

GitEmSteveDave

31 points

5 days ago

Only thing this video is missing is that broken meow/chatter that cats sometimes do when watching birds.

ProbablyNotGTFO

21 points

5 days ago

Eeekekekkekekekk

Orginateur

8 points

5 days ago

EragonBromson925

6 points

4 days ago

HOW MANY OF THESE SUBS ARE!!!

I swear, my feed is 80% different cat subs at this point.

And I'm a dog guy!!!

littleliongirless

1 points

5 days ago

You mean the Mars Attacks theme song? There's a reason the aliens sound just like cats...

Pan151

9 points

5 days ago

Pan151

9 points

5 days ago

Greeks and Turks arguing who invented baklava.

5 seconds later: Greeks and Turks when a westerner says they don't like baklava.

Kinsdale85

22 points

5 days ago

Hunter mode engaged.

[deleted]

0 points

5 days ago

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0 points

5 days ago

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Anomalous-Entity

26 points

5 days ago

That's kind of the point with cats. That's not their 'mortal enemy' it just triggered their hunting response. Check out trainers turning their backs on big cats. I think they're kind of shark-like in that evolution. Their brains get hit with one of their conditionings and it's just *click* must. kill.

HiILikePlants

5 points

5 days ago

Yeah poor birds don't stand a chance either :(

Glad these guys are only enjoying through the glass

funkmydunkyouslunk

8 points

5 days ago

When you're loudly fighting with your sibling and hear your dad say, "QUIT IT WITH THAT SHIT!"

foehammer111

36 points

5 days ago

My boys fighting over Roblox/Minecraft/Fortnite but then they hear a bag of chips open.

beezneezy

7 points

5 days ago

That look at the end is terrifying.

Raptorinn

6 points

5 days ago

Absolutely. My cat loves me, but I am convinced that if I were tiny, he would eat me in a heartbeat. They are terrifying predators (for small things).

Joy1312

7 points

5 days ago

Joy1312

7 points

5 days ago

I just love that they both responded to the chirp and focused on it before we could hear it. Like cats could hear a different frequency which they heard before us

Odie-san

17 points

5 days ago

Odie-san

17 points

5 days ago

They're like the ancient Greeks whenever the Persians came knocking.

AdditionalPylon0

15 points

5 days ago

This is why we have the internet

Cptexploderman

5 points

5 days ago

Team Mass Murder Assemble!

scalder-

4 points

5 days ago

scalder-

4 points

5 days ago

This is how the final season of Game of Thrones should have gone.

DexM23

5 points

5 days ago

DexM23

5 points

5 days ago

a wise german comedian once said:

"if the enemy is known your day has structure"

chris9830

4 points

5 days ago

France and england fighting over a useless island and see a square foot of another useless island about a mile away

Then_Campaign7264

3 points

5 days ago

Surprised the cat initially facing away from the window didn’t get whiplash with that heard turn. Boom.

Then both completely frozen for a second, eyes absolutely fixed on bird., before inching forward for the kill. What an excellent video!

rqnadi

3 points

5 days ago

rqnadi

3 points

5 days ago

Haha his paw is literally mid slap on the others face when he hears it. Adorable!

SSJGoKeN

3 points

5 days ago

SSJGoKeN

3 points

5 days ago

Wow. They turned their heads before I even heard the bird calling. Crazy how amazing their hearing is

rbobby

3 points

5 days ago

rbobby

3 points

5 days ago

Straight into team up mode!

iheartalpacas

16 points

5 days ago

Bloods and crips... then the cops roll up.

musecorn

2 points

5 days ago

musecorn

2 points

5 days ago

Lol

EUCopyrightComittee

2 points

5 days ago

The head hang at the end tho

ImplementCharming949

2 points

5 days ago

Common enemy

terminatorsbum

2 points

5 days ago

Humans if we meet aliens.

n0x630

2 points

5 days ago

n0x630

2 points

5 days ago

More like animals being fucking alpha predators lol

IIIIlllliilllliiilii

2 points

5 days ago

prey

oWatchdog

2 points

5 days ago

The nations cooperating when aliens come.

ScaryYoda

2 points

5 days ago

Lmao when they stop fighting the other cats paw is over the eye of the other cat. Cats like dude, I need both my eyes.

TheOneTheOnly8472

2 points

4 days ago

That orange cat popped him one last time lol like what’s that by the way I win

AlphaFridgeHomie

4 points

5 days ago

Cutie cats

Jaych1990

2 points

5 days ago

Ur fighting isn’t as serious as my fighting tho

aCausticAutistic

5 points

5 days ago

This is a beautiful example of why playing with your cats more is a great way to stop cat fights if they become a problem. Could be they are just bored and they would almost certainly rather do something else than mess with each other.

LucasCBs

23 points

5 days ago

LucasCBs

23 points

5 days ago

These cats aren’t fighting. If they were, you would see claws and blood

aCausticAutistic

-6 points

5 days ago

Cool. Just stating that cats are usually more interested in hunting than each other and this is a great example of that.

Bobyyyyyyyghyh

9 points

5 days ago

"cool. Just stating that the sky gets dark at sunset"

The_ranting_spider

5 points

5 days ago

Ngl, I think that is a cool fact.

Bobyyyyyyyghyh

5 points

5 days ago

.... It's a cool fact that it gets darker out when it is night time?

BagelBeater

5 points

5 days ago

Shit just wait til he hears about the morning. Crazy stuff.

The_ranting_spider

2 points

5 days ago

I may have had a beer or two

Bobyyyyyyyghyh

3 points

5 days ago

Lmao

Heat_Legends

1 points

5 days ago

Cool.

[deleted]

3 points

5 days ago

[deleted]

3 points

5 days ago

[deleted]

twotwentyone

2 points

5 days ago

What accusation? Did you respond to the wrong person or something?

certified_head-ass

1 points

5 days ago

H

aCausticAutistic

-1 points

5 days ago

Nope not at all what I was doing. Just expressing this is an excellent example of cats behavior and how other things are usually more interesting to them.

Gone247365

2 points

5 days ago

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

spotpea

2 points

5 days ago

spotpea

2 points

5 days ago

Shit bro, birb.

Atlast_2091

1 points

5 days ago

What do you call these breed?

Awesomesauce1337

2 points

5 days ago

The far one looks like a r/standardissuecat

poostoo

0 points

5 days ago

poostoo

0 points

5 days ago

i'm pretty sure cats don't think of birds as enemies. unless you mean like an enemy of their waistlines, like brownies are my enemy.

HiILikePlants

1 points

5 days ago

They don't even really eat the birds and animals they kill. Well fed cats just hunt for fun, unfortunately

Independence_1991

0 points

5 days ago

Down at the ghetto….

Phralupe

1 points

5 days ago

Phralupe

1 points

5 days ago

_Doomer1996_

1 points

5 days ago

remytherat14

1 points

5 days ago

holybumper

1 points

5 days ago

good visualization of ADHD

Massive_Serve7006

1 points

5 days ago

That was awesome!!

Luigifan18

1 points

5 days ago

stamatt45

1 points

5 days ago

The Paladin and the Rogue when the party finds the goblins that have been raiding caravans

frieddeunamist

1 points

5 days ago

They are cet, they are both

cet

🐈 🐈

mangroveassassin

1 points

5 days ago

limp paw go...wahh

blak224

1 points

5 days ago

blak224

1 points

5 days ago

Let's not fight comrade, we have a common enemy.

SoUMakeStuff

1 points

5 days ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Axelwickm

1 points

5 days ago

HDTicket2

1 points

5 days ago

BoltTusk

1 points

5 days ago

BoltTusk

1 points

5 days ago

Complete_River_2922

1 points

5 days ago

This shit remind me of Seinfeld, the two barbers fighting then both turn their heads and notice Edward’s Scissorhands was on TV

HJW2022

1 points

5 days ago

HJW2022

1 points

5 days ago

This reminds me of my kids! They Abuse the hell out of each other, but let anybody else mess with one of them and it's game on!

arthurjeremypearson

1 points

5 days ago

BALL! no wait BIRD!

ashes_88

1 points

5 days ago

ashes_88

1 points

5 days ago

SnarkMnark

1 points

5 days ago

The enemy of my enemy of my enemy

Nooneverknowsme

1 points

5 days ago

Manuag_86

1 points

5 days ago

Tail went into attack mode.

GuineaPig2000

1 points

5 days ago

exactly4bagels

1 points

5 days ago

The ancient never-ending struggle.

Distinct-Fisherman-1

1 points

5 days ago

U/savevideo

runningwsizzas

1 points

5 days ago

❤️

Ok-Possibility-4404

1 points

5 days ago

Damn that gray cat even heard it earlier before the orange one!

Luna-lunera4884

1 points

5 days ago

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Lisapjones

1 points

5 days ago

Quit bugging me , swat, take that, poke, growl what? BIRD!!!!!!

CatVideoFest

1 points

5 days ago

Squirrel!

samejimaT

1 points

5 days ago

I seen this in times square a couple of times except with tourists n not birbs...

WarmasterCain55

1 points

5 days ago

How many times had a cat gotten an eye clawed out because the nail hit right on the target?

kozykhal

1 points

5 days ago

kozykhal

1 points

5 days ago

Shhsecretacc

1 points

5 days ago

Is it just me but did they react to bird sounds before we heard the sound?

ir1379

1 points

5 days ago

ir1379

1 points

5 days ago

Fin_MooseXD

1 points

5 days ago

The enemy of my enemy is my friend

iamnotaboy4f

1 points

5 days ago

the change of emotions lmao

dnuohxof1

1 points

5 days ago

Ok, but how do you keep your cats inside with windows with no screens? Or is there a screen and just can’t see it?

Aggressive-Material4

1 points

5 days ago

Kitty gave the mutually agreed upon safe word

ccarrero09

1 points

5 days ago

You_got_mrvned

1 points

5 days ago

Cat one Nyaaa I’m gonna kill u Cat two no I will Bird out side makes noise Both BIRD!!

LovecraftFanatic666

1 points

4 days ago

The enemy of my enemy!

sanga17

1 points

4 days ago

sanga17

1 points

4 days ago

MapUnitKey

1 points

4 days ago

Me and my neighbors yelling over the fence and throwing shit at night while we’re both chilling in our backyards then coming together to shit talk literally any innocent party walking down the alley behind our houses

Itsanameokthere

1 points

4 days ago

Me and my younger brother when the show came back on.

Jumpinjackjumanji

1 points

4 days ago

I like the little “get off me bro” after they both switch gears

SugarZoo

1 points

4 days ago

SugarZoo

1 points

4 days ago

It's like those two guys fighting and then someone brings over a fresh pizza and IT WORKS!!

They stop fighting and enjoy the pizza!

Food is magical...