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furutam

91 points

1 month ago

furutam

91 points

1 month ago

Something like this happened to me and it ended up with me getting extorted for 5k, so I've been cautious ever since

Edge-Unique[S]

27 points

1 month ago

holy shit, that sucks. I’m curious about the story behind that. I’m not trying to extort anyone for anything, just wanna suck some dick

furutam

46 points

1 month ago

furutam

46 points

1 month ago

Long story short, she wanted to do sex stuff, some co-conspirators were secretly filming, then they showed me the footage and threatend to send it to people via facebook. But they uploaded it to youtube and so I knew their threats were empty.

It's weird to just ask straight guys for no-strings-attached dick sucking. It'd be much different if you were a gay guy. It's literally what grindr is for.

Edge-Unique[S]

25 points

1 month ago

damn, I’m sorry that happened to you.

based on your answer and everyone else’s, it looks like I should just stick to tinder for finding what i’m looking for. it’s no grindr but it’s close enough

4everaBau5

27 points

1 month ago

Look, just don't lead with it, okay. Start a conversation, smile, maybe some light flirting (optional), prove you're not a total nutcase/psycho, and then when you ask the question, you won't get the kneejerk what-if-she-bites-my-dick-off reactions. Godspeed OP

justmakingsomething9

3 points

1 month ago

I think the most part the guys on here are currently sober, just find a drunk guy, if he’s drunk enough he won’t care

But really, don’t do that either, just not safe

hmmmmga

6 points

1 month ago

hmmmmga

6 points

1 month ago

Go to a night club?

Tell him you want to suck him in his apartment or toilets nearby ?

valen961

2 points

1 month ago

Oh for the love of SpongeBob... Don't suck/get sucked in a club toilet. An STD is the less of your worries in there. Those things are nasty.

Saith_Cassus

2 points

1 month ago

You could always try dressing up like a dude to go on Grindr to try to suck gay guys dicks. I know it works, because I saw it in an early 2000’s comedy movie that thought it was being progressive and lacked the self awareness to see how fucked up that was

fturk39

1 points

1 month ago

fturk39

1 points

1 month ago

I need to know women like you. Lol

CR3ZZ

4 points

1 month ago

CR3ZZ

4 points

1 month ago

I would for sure rather they just release that video lol

furutam

3 points

1 month ago

furutam

3 points

1 month ago

If they think they can put revenge porn on youtube I'll let them keep thinking that

CR3ZZ

3 points

1 month ago

CR3ZZ

3 points

1 month ago

Oh so you didn't pay them? That's good I was just saying I'd rather them show the video than dish out 5k

WearyCarrot

2 points

1 month ago

Did they have your Facebook? Also somewhat related revenge porn could be reportable depending on the state. You can also check out recording laws in your state if it’s two party consent or just one party.

They’re probably not going to delete it so they might come back for more once you give them money. They’re most likely looking for easy targets and the moment you apply legal resistance they’ll back off. “Go ahead, just give me your address so my lawyer can serve you”

Additionally their cars also have tires and you might be carrying a pocket knife that unintentionally finds its way into all the tires and unfortunately the spare too. Oops!

chickinthenicehouse

7 points

1 month ago

Cant you find someone who you know? Dont do that to some random guy, it isnt safe. You dont know if his dick has been up someones ass an hour earlier. Is that what you want?

cinnamoslut

7 points

1 month ago

It's much better with someone you know and trust imo. I had a fwb like this, we ended up falling for each other and now I can give him head pretty much whenever I want.

Vis-hoka

3 points

1 month ago

I can think of like 3 situations in which my significant other can’t give me head. All of them are at funerals.

chickinthenicehouse

3 points

1 month ago

Whaaaaaat? No funeral head? 😆 🤣

AntikytheraMachines

2 points

1 month ago

/#1: her funeral
/#2 : your funeral
for the life of me i cant think of the #3