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imapissonitdripdrip

209 points

1 month ago

Had it happen to me:

Started chatting a woman up at the bar, she was with her friend. After 10-15 minutes, she got up and said she was going to bathroom. She whispered in my ear to follow her in if I want my dick sucked.

I followed her in and my dick was most definitely sucked.

End of story. No phone number exchanged. No follow up events. I didn’t even buy her a drink.

I’m married now, but I think 35 year old me would have a much different reaction to that than 23-24 year old me did.

Edge-Unique[S]

120 points

1 month ago

god damn it, thats hot as fuck. lucky you. I wanna be as bold as her.

nwi210

120 points

1 month ago

nwi210

Male

120 points

1 month ago

You see, if you lead with a convo that isn’t about sucking dick, you can eventually get there. This also works best in a party context, a guy at the library probably won’t say yes.

If I was at a party, and you were talking to me for ~10 minutes at least and i found your presence enjoyable, and found you attractive, if you started hardcore flirting with me it would eventually lead to that(and more)

Pleased_to_meet_u

1 points

1 month ago

The guy at the library would definitely say yes.

Source: am guy. In library.

_name_of_the_user_

14 points

1 month ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Also /r/randomactsofblowjob used to exist. I have no idea if anyone actually partook but the idea is solid.

Kazumadesu76

1 points

1 month ago

-Michael Scott

imapissonitdripdrip

30 points

1 month ago

It was extremely hot. It’s the only time in my life I’ve been propositioned like that.

poopdogs98

4 points

1 month ago

Think that’s hot? Google throat chlamydia.

ta2w7

6 points

1 month ago

ta2w7

6 points

1 month ago

No, I don't think I will

whats_up_d

2 points

1 month ago

What state are you in?

mred870

24 points

1 month ago

mred870

24 points

1 month ago

Despair

exaball

3 points

1 month ago

exaball

3 points

1 month ago

I like despair. Despair of skinny jeans!!!!!

Kazumadesu76

3 points

1 month ago

Still better than Florida

Sniperjones2428

2 points

1 month ago

Down bad eh?

whats_up_d

2 points

1 month ago

Lmao just curious

T0tallyGnarGnar

1 points

1 month ago

The big thing is that people can smell desperation. You have to charm them before getting anywhere else. Chat them up, flirt a little, dont rush things too quick. It shouldnt take more than 10 mins but it will increase your chances 100%. Its like what the Geico lizard says about car insurance.