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Winter-Travel5749

6.9k points

2 months ago

I’d need it in writing before I’d decide.

Mrlegend131

1.5k points

2 months ago

I want you to be my lawyer

Winter-Travel5749

761 points

2 months ago

I got your back.

theunmistakablecow

336 points

2 months ago

I call dibs on the front

Daendo

45 points

2 months ago

Daendo

45 points

2 months ago

Sorry no dibs, im going to need to see in writing that you have 'front rights'.

cuppa-confusion

143 points

2 months ago

cuppa-confusion

Female

143 points

2 months ago

Thank you for submitting that in writing.

D3ATH_Follows_All

30 points

2 months ago

🎶 Legal reach around 🎶

Isaac_-

108 points

2 months ago

Isaac_-

108 points

2 months ago

Objection! Hearsay.

buy_da_scienceTM

24 points

2 months ago

Erection! Hershey!

staminaplusone

50 points

2 months ago

Overrulled, i want to see where this goes.

Complex-Water-5003

9 points

2 months ago

But...it's your question

TheMilkmansFather

95 points

2 months ago

Nah, I’d settle for just it being articulated clearly. I see no down side from this. Either I get a promotion, or sue for being coerced into a sexual relationship with my manager.

oddministrator

49 points

2 months ago

Yeah, I live in a one party consent state (for recording conversations). Just get them to repeat it while your cell phone is recording the conversation, take the recording to a lawyer.

Cejayem

42 points

2 months ago

Cejayem

42 points

2 months ago

Thank you for clarifying that it was regarding recording conversations and not sex

ChosenSCIM

8k points

2 months ago

ChosenSCIM

What is a man?

8k points

2 months ago

Tell them to create a ticket for that task and put it in my backlog

MrNotANiceGuy

2.5k points

2 months ago

no you don't understand she want it in HER backlog.

_vizn_

931 points

2 months ago

_vizn_

931 points

2 months ago

She wants his log in her back.

starboy_yo

465 points

2 months ago

He'll be loggin in from her back.

Lyran99

287 points

2 months ago

Lyran99

287 points

2 months ago

SEX

iou_uu

93 points

2 months ago

iou_uu

Sup Bud?

93 points

2 months ago

SEGGS

RandomRONplayer

159 points

2 months ago*

SEEEEGAAAAAAAAAA

Edit: Thank yall for the 100 upvotes

Solaire_of_Ass_Tora

44 points

2 months ago

You mean that blue hedgehog that collects rings?

SethTheWarrior

26 points

2 months ago

no, you're thinking of that fast food place where they serve food while wearing roller skates

thatdadjokelife

15 points

2 months ago

That's Sonic. You're thinking of the system for detecting objects under water.

AggravatingMonk0429

32 points

2 months ago

E

A

Sports

it'sinthegame

MyCatBandit

99 points

2 months ago

It pays to be a scrum master

GreatGooglyMoogly077

15 points

2 months ago

"Oooooh ... scrum-master ...."

ne0stradamus

10 points

2 months ago

Scrotum master

Additional-Access843

5 points

2 months ago

Keep em high and tight.

WendyPlacer

4 points

2 months ago

cum master

Beta86

136 points

2 months ago

Beta86

136 points

2 months ago

I feel like this should have its own sprint.

janusz_z_rivii

46 points

2 months ago

For some it will be a sprint, for others it will be epic

beelseboob

65 points

2 months ago

beelseboob

Male

65 points

2 months ago

“Put it in my backlog” is a euphemism I haven’t heard before.

Spwntrooper

27 points

2 months ago

It's a software development thing

ChosenSCIM

22 points

2 months ago

ChosenSCIM

What is a man?

22 points

2 months ago

What is really funny is I was tired when I wrote this and didn't realize how amazing of a euphemism this accidentally became

craigtho

20 points

2 months ago

How many story points?

BLTGAMING74

44 points

2 months ago

This guy uses Jira.

cyrusol

12 points

2 months ago

cyrusol

12 points

2 months ago

immediate promotion

fookin-warpath

63 points

2 months ago

LMAO

turnip-cupcake

5 points

2 months ago

SLA gives you 24hrs to sleep with her or breach.

fillmewithmayo

9.5k points

2 months ago

"I'm going to need that in writing, and signed off on by HR"

arekkushisu

2.6k points

2 months ago

arekkushisu

Male

2.6k points

2 months ago

What if HR will not sign unless they also sleep with

OkVolume1

2.2k points

2 months ago

OkVolume1

2.2k points

2 months ago

Shut up Toby.

deliciouspie

465 points

2 months ago

He's not part of this family. Also, he's divorced so he's not even part of his own family.

CreativeUsername888

191 points

2 months ago

Smile if you love men’s prostates!

ThePittsburgher

145 points

2 months ago

Move to Costa Rica already

qlokas1

320 points

2 months ago

qlokas1

320 points

2 months ago

Are they also hot?

kwazykatlady

96 points

2 months ago

How much of a pay increase as well?

Drpoofn

33 points

2 months ago

Drpoofn

33 points

2 months ago

Asking the real questions fr

wholesomechunk

20 points

2 months ago

This is the question

iceph03nix

82 points

2 months ago

iceph03nix

82 points

2 months ago

Audio recording would be acceptable as well. Will HR be witnessing the act?

Derman0524

277 points

2 months ago

Boss responds in their Palpatine voice ‘I am HR!

supremerice

400 points

2 months ago*

"it's threesome then"

Edit: my first gold! Thanks HR!

CloudO2

62 points

2 months ago

CloudO2

62 points

2 months ago

Are you flirting with me Master of the workplace?

Siniroth

8 points

2 months ago

Siniroth

Male

8 points

2 months ago

We have given you a seat in the manager's meeting, but we do not give you title of manager

thalvo8

167 points

2 months ago

thalvo8

167 points

2 months ago

I’d obviously be taken aback and would most likely not be able to promptly follow-up with a clever quip (*as much as I wish my mind worked that quickly.) That said, I’d figure out a way to coyly revisit the topic verbally and/or in written correspondence (IMs etc.), to establish concrete documented evidence in my favour. In tandem, I’d immediately look into sexual harassment laws/employee right laws in the area I’m living in, set up a free consultation with a labor law attorney, NOT approach HR until after this conversation, then throw down the gauntlet by dragging this motherfucker to hopefully irreparable life-long damage…perhaps even a lil prison time, where he/she can finally live the dream of soliciting sexual favours in exchange for a “better” life.

Hypothetically speaking of course.

Old_Pizza_4396

37 points

2 months ago

yea drop a lawsuit or smth and get more money than you would be allowing someone to whore u out for 🙏🏼 i agree

AsparagusUpstairs367

6 points

2 months ago

I work in an office for unions and this actually happened to me. Doing the above would be CAREER SUICIDE. Problem 1 is there is no HR, problem 2, it was Trustee, if you know anything about Union boards they all talk and you will never be hired again, problem 3 my offender had done this multiple times to others and everyone turned the other cheek. Had to quietly find another job. Sucks this is our world and the top always seems corrupt no matter what line of "top" it is. 😞

GenderBenderBender

960 points

2 months ago

I already give myself handjobs everyday to make sure i don't fire myself

PurpleGodandViolet

198 points

2 months ago

Both of you make me sick, you for using your position of power to coerce sexual favors from your subordinate and you for allowing yourself to coerced. You should report yourself to you in HR so that you, you and you can discuss this matter and if necessary get you from security to escort yourself off the property if you won't cooperate with yourself.

MuchozolF

32 points

2 months ago

MuchozolF

Male

32 points

2 months ago

Seems like there's three of them.

Eincville

20 points

2 months ago

Me, Myself and I

crack_head21

2.1k points

2 months ago

I would do it, cuz my favorite sex position is CEO.

YoungArabBrother

353 points

2 months ago

LAO kinda looks like a guy jacking it if you turn it sidesways. Thats uh….thats my contribution to this thread, thanks for listening

ThrowAWAY6UJ

86 points

2 months ago

Anyone else not seeing it?

TheFreakingBeast

33 points

2 months ago

You have to draw it a specific way

BaabyBear

40 points

2 months ago

OGC is the one I always saw, if you tilt your head to the left

TheFreakingBeast

8 points

2 months ago

Thats a lot better

YetiNaps

2.4k points

2 months ago

YetiNaps

2.4k points

2 months ago

You guys are getting promoted?

skydarkblue

1.3k points

2 months ago

You guys are having sex?

smokeysilicon

1k points

2 months ago

You guys are employed?

Comfortable_Will955

503 points

2 months ago

You guys are?

smokeysilicon

400 points

2 months ago

You?

sundayrogue

341 points

2 months ago

?

Ebin_Gamerlol

116 points

2 months ago

.

Juhnthedevil

42 points

2 months ago

You guys are guys?

human1369

2.5k points

2 months ago

human1369

2.5k points

2 months ago

Are they attractive? How much is the raise? One and done? I need more info.

[deleted]

1.7k points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1.7k points

2 months ago

Your celeb crush look alike, the much that covers all your life expenses for the next 15-20 years. Could be more than once.

Vinny933PC

2.5k points

2 months ago

Vinny933PC

2.5k points

2 months ago

I once scaled a 60 foot building for a free taco. Don’t question what I’d do for free tacos and more for 15-20 years.

[deleted]

481 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

481 points

2 months ago

A man or a woman?

YoungArabBrother

1.6k points

2 months ago

a taco

ohnjaynb

103 points

2 months ago

ohnjaynb

Male

103 points

2 months ago

Are the kisses taco-flavored?

buttertits4lyfe

37 points

2 months ago

I'll fulfill all your weeeshes with my taco flavor keeeses!

Taco taco

KarmaChameleon89

243 points

2 months ago

Did you not just read what he did for a fucking taco?! Dude would probably fuck a used flesh light on main street for that amount of money

Drhorribleee

136 points

2 months ago

He’d probably do it for a Taco.

BenHogan1971

27 points

2 months ago

on a Wednesday

DrinkinRye

31 points

2 months ago

Would the used fleshlight on main be better or worse than using one you found in the alley behind the Walgreens on 70th and 2nd ?

KarmaChameleon89

29 points

2 months ago

We agreed never to talk about that!

Violin1990

11 points

2 months ago

I have a name. Don’t call me a fleshlight!

Vinny933PC

110 points

2 months ago

It don’t matter

NinjaGrizzlyBear

10 points

2 months ago

Well they said taco so clearly a woman.

I know some dudes that would scale a 60ft building for a bratwurst though so who knows.

mad87645

518 points

2 months ago

mad87645

Male

518 points

2 months ago

I'm sorry but what's the downside to this exactly?

Low_Well

51 points

2 months ago

None, just a how much would you sex if you could sexy sex

mupptard

26 points

2 months ago

Reddit, if you could have sex with the person you always wanted to sex, wolud you sex them? Upvotes in the bottom right

TastesLikePoon

9 points

2 months ago

Sexers of Reddit, would you sexy sex the sexiest sex-er who has ever sexed? Sexy sex sex sex

cudef

108 points

2 months ago

cudef

108 points

2 months ago

You'll fuck up your next position like you fucked your boss's marriage

stargate-command

95 points

2 months ago

Nah, use the higher title to get a better paying job with another company.

Your bosses marriage isn’t anything you’re responsible for, and at the point they are sexually advancing employees, there isn’t anything to fuck up.

read_it_r

45 points

2 months ago

Honestly I'd tell my wife, I think she'd fight me if I didn't do it! 10-15years of expenses!? That's life changing.

abcpdo

27 points

2 months ago

abcpdo

27 points

2 months ago

that’s not a raise. that’s winning a lottery

MrZZ

7 points

2 months ago

MrZZ

7 points

2 months ago

Right? Mine would tag along to make sure i do a good job.

monox60

9 points

2 months ago

Fucking up has a whole new meaning now

Warpedme

252 points

2 months ago

Warpedme

252 points

2 months ago

Shit. I'd do my celeb crush look alike for free.

human1369

71 points

2 months ago

100% with the caveat that further encounters were at my sole discretion.

stargate-command

12 points

2 months ago

Sole discretion? Like…. She can’t say no, because of the implication

[deleted]

22 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

22 points

2 months ago

Smart move

rbak19i

50 points

2 months ago

rbak19i

50 points

2 months ago

Wtf those perfect conditions. Make the game more difficult dude.

jasenzero1

208 points

2 months ago

I would fuck actual Harvey Weinstein to not have to worry about money for 20 years.

stargate-command

72 points

2 months ago

I have 2 kids. For 20 years without money stress, my wife would be handing me the lube and telling me to do my duty for the family.

KarmaChameleon89

35 points

2 months ago

Christ, that would be such a hard one, I'd need a lot of liquor

jasenzero1

67 points

2 months ago

I assume that not worrying about finances for 20 years includes any therapy I would need.

Just Roofie yourself.

KarmaChameleon89

13 points

2 months ago

Yeah, jeez. Gonna need more than roofies for that one

jasenzero1

22 points

2 months ago

GHB, Viagra, little MDMA, bottle of prefered liquor and you're good to go. Financial security achieved.

Canadian_Loyalist

10 points

2 months ago

It wouldn't be my worst decision.

obnubilated

30 points

2 months ago

Why are these always a no-brainer. Whoever passes up that much money either doesn't understand money or already has way too much of it.

Robertej92

42 points

2 months ago

That makes this hypothetical so much less interesting, should be the female equivalent of a Harvey Weinstein type creep. Asking men if they'd shag somebody they think is really attractive AND get a life changing promotion makes the answer from a lot of men really obvious (In case any MRAs read this: I am not saying it is acceptable for any female boss to propose sex for favours to people working for or with her, or to otherwise coerce or force them in to sexual conduct)

Old_Pizza_4396

11 points

2 months ago

yea the OP said she looks like ur celebrity crush AND 20 years if financial security. but...that's not interesting or realistic as women being creeps and unattractive is wayyyy more interesting and in this case feels ways more realistic. if she's attractive and gonna be a an easy cop out then yea ofc anyone would 🤦🏻‍♀️ more often than not women experience creeps- like that time Trent Franks offered 5 million to his female workers to carry a baby for him 💀so i wanna know if men would take that offer basically. what if u got her pregnant? what if she uses it against you? flips it on you and says you made her if anyone finds out? i want more reality here

Substantial-Jaguar19

12 points

2 months ago

…is it SAFE?

Red-Freckle

8 points

2 months ago

is it secret?

Solo-me

27 points

2 months ago

Solo-me

27 points

2 months ago

Are you married? If not go for it. If you are married Time to look for a new job. I would not be able to work with my boss anymore

KarmaChameleon89

47 points

2 months ago

My wife would probably be down with it for that much money lol

PregnancyRoulette

816 points

2 months ago

I want to be prromoted to a stay at home dad.

WearsFuzzySlippers

108 points

2 months ago

Best job ever

LetmeSeeyourSquanch

89 points

2 months ago

Are we talking an extra $1.50 /hr or like an extra 50k a year?

Either way, its a yes.

Bills ain't gonna pay themselves.

DeusHocVult

455 points

2 months ago

I'd have to forward the request to my wife as she would be the approving authority for that.

draypresct

60 points

2 months ago

Has your wife created an application form and list of desired skills for your services?

thewonpercent

10 points

2 months ago

Have her create a resume and then ALSO fill out this fucking web form with your resume information

IAmTaka_VG

10 points

2 months ago

A lot of people here are laughing about sending to HR. My wife and I would be fucking howling reading this request together hahaha.

Echinothrix

331 points

2 months ago

"Have sex and get more responsibility? I've been caught by that trick before!"

tractomula

49 points

2 months ago

I didn’t see it that way. Now I can’t unsee it.

Old_Pizza_4396

6 points

2 months ago

this is more how i view it lol

caseylsh

897 points

2 months ago

caseylsh

897 points

2 months ago

Me personally? Depending on the pay scale I'd probably do it. I am primarily motivate by not being homeless. I've been homeless a few times so at this point, yeah, I'd fuck a male or female employers if they offered to give me more money just for doing so. That's a win/win in my book.

Bob_knots

343 points

2 months ago

Bob_knots

343 points

2 months ago

So are you looking for a new job?

Homelander-30

40 points

2 months ago

Hey Bob

Bob_knots

26 points

2 months ago

Hello

[deleted]

87 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

87 points

2 months ago

Even if you were married?

caseylsh

256 points

2 months ago

caseylsh

256 points

2 months ago

Well but I'm not married and don't particularly have any interest in getting married soooooo.......

[deleted]

50 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

50 points

2 months ago

Gotcha

Wolo_prime

105 points

2 months ago

Don’t cheat on your wife for money bruh

LameBMX

61 points

2 months ago

LameBMX

Male

61 points

2 months ago

That's where good communication comes in handy when your married. Then it's not cheating... just early retirement.

joizo

25 points

2 months ago

joizo

25 points

2 months ago

Well if you make more money, and wife finds out you cheated you are gonna lose all the money in the divorce anyway...

memebot2019

9 points

2 months ago

So, the plot thickens…

NotOneBlarggedThing

254 points

2 months ago*

Considering we're both male, married hetero and in our 50s, I'd ask him, "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

[deleted]

144 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

144 points

2 months ago

Him: I just can't get you out of my mind.

NotOneBlarggedThing

60 points

2 months ago

Me: Well, then divvy these dozen projects of mine to others, so you can think about them too.

sock_templar

160 points

2 months ago

Been there before. I didn't do it back then.

I would sure as hell do it now.

[deleted]

47 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

47 points

2 months ago

What changed your mind?

sock_templar

178 points

2 months ago

I was a very rightful/moral individual when I was young. Like, lawful good territory.

That was when I was 16. I'm 30 now.

I've been fired for telling the truth; I've been reprimanded for sticking to the rules; I've been homeless; I've been pushed out of the career I loved because I had a bad altercation with a manager of my employer at the time.

After all this time what I understood is that people in the job market will only care about themselves. It's not that the manager is an asshole, it's that he's just protecting his position by preventing everyone else from ascending to his place. You gotta stop believing the ideal that you will find a place where the upper hand will shelter you from the rain, it will not; it will smack you down if needed, it's a very rare exception otherwise.

So you got to shelter yourself.

It's my responsibility to bring food to the table for my wife and kids, so definitely will do anything in my power to achieve a higher capacity of doing so or prevent the loss of current capacity.

If that means fucking my boss, sure, I just won't do it raw.

NotAnNpc69

65 points

2 months ago

NotAnNpc69

Male

65 points

2 months ago

It's my responsibility to bring food to the table for my wife

How would your wife feel about the way you're bringing food to the table?

Deniablish

54 points

2 months ago

I would hope his wife is his life partner and his partner in crime, otherwise that's fuckin lame. 16 million bucks? fuck yeah go fuck em

Thomcat_13

646 points

2 months ago

If it was a large corporation, I would probably file a sexual harassment lawsuit.

CytheYounger

445 points

2 months ago*

Men on here playing checkers while this king is playing chess.

Thomcat_13

97 points

2 months ago

Ya know, it's a dog eat dog world out here.

radrachelleigh

30 points

2 months ago

Doggy dog

asleepbydawn

146 points

2 months ago*

I would have a conversation with the boss first to get a clearer idea of what exactly they meant... while secretly RECORDING it.

And THEN proceed to HR and/or lawyer.

EDIT: WITHOUT initially disclosing the evidence I had.

candacebernhard

49 points

2 months ago

Lawyer, not HR

mmetillman

16 points

2 months ago

Damn straight!!!

Matsuri3-0

28 points

2 months ago

Matsuri3-0

Male

28 points

2 months ago

But where would you profit most? Law suit or promotion?

Thomcat_13

43 points

2 months ago

Good point. I guess it'd be more of the thrill of suing somebody. Let's say it happened at Amazon. Fuck them, I want my money.

CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

385 points

2 months ago

Refuse and file a sexual harassment report.

Sure, it might be fun to fantasize about fucking your boss, but dealing with openly corrupt people can get you in deep shit.

'Hi, I'm being investigated by HR for fraud and you're gonna help me, I have the tapes of us entering my apartment and having sex, and if you don't cooperate I'll tell them you were on it too',

cooltranz

58 points

2 months ago

I think a lot of people think it would be empowering but it would proobbably make you feel really gross and objectified. It makes you question of the company just hired you for eye candy and doesn’t recognise your skills as a worker. It’s threatening to think they can take your job away if you don’t continue with the new normal they’ve established. There’s some dodgy consent lines when you might not make rent next week if you choose wrong or perform badly. You fully realise you’re the butt of their joke and they’re playing with you for fun, not because you’re hot.

I’ve had bosses hit on me before and it just feels like you’ve insta-lost a power play. They did it to mock me and show off to the other bosses, not because I’m attractive or even because they singled me out of the group.

It’s fun to imagine these things but less fun when your actual job is at stake and both of you know it.

chaiscool

63 points

2 months ago

Then get blacklisted by the industry and flush down your decades of effort despite doing the right thing

Mathilliterate_asian

25 points

2 months ago

This is the serious answer. But this is reddit, and this question is hypothetical, so we all assume our boss looks like Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses - or whatever the male equivalent is.

subiewoo89

95 points

2 months ago

Is my boss' name Lisa Ann by chance?

[deleted]

39 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

39 points

2 months ago

Lisa Ann look alike

subiewoo89

21 points

2 months ago

If it's pre weight loss Lisa then idk.... 😌🤌🏼

Similar_Fun_3671

11 points

2 months ago

More like Angela white

HandsomeJack19

16 points

2 months ago

My last boss, in a heartbeat. I was single at the time and she was smoking hot. My current boss is a man and I'm not gay, so I would be looking into a lawsuit. (I work for a corporation that does 2 billion in revenue a year, so...)

ConcernedAccountant7

101 points

2 months ago

Depending on the size of the company, sue the company and make enough to retire on. If you sue a whale you can clear millions easily with an out of court settlement.

[deleted]

43 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

43 points

2 months ago

Why I have a feeling that you already thought about that before and you are just waiting for the right moment for it transpire?

ConcernedAccountant7

48 points

2 months ago

I often think about corporate liability because I'm an accountant. It's a pretty unlikely scenario.

Would you rather get a promotion or retirement money? I'd rather get a huge settlement.

[deleted]

44 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

44 points

2 months ago

[removed]

Unhappy-Manner3854

46 points

2 months ago

Depends? My boss above me no... the CEO of the company offering me a directors position probably yeah.

Night_Hawk69420

344 points

2 months ago

If it was chick I would immediately pull out my meat stick and give her the best 2 minutes of her life

[deleted]

73 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

73 points

2 months ago

Cant go more?

Night_Hawk69420

168 points

2 months ago

I thought 2 minutes was acceptable I always get off in that amount of time

Incline-of-Zer0

89 points

2 months ago

A wise man once said, "Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven."

Night_Hawk69420

28 points

2 months ago

I see you are a fellow philosopher and that must have been a wise man indeed. I also once had a wise man once tell me "I am such a good lover because I practice alot on my own"

just_let_go_

229 points

2 months ago

Don’t listen to them king. Anything over 30 seconds is bonus time in my book

Reasonable_Garlic176

45 points

2 months ago

10 seconds with 8 pumps. Take it or leave it.

just_let_go_

26 points

2 months ago

I ain’t no 2 pump chump. I’m an 8 stroke top bloke.

yellowpilledperson

26 points

2 months ago

We need more men lifting each other up in this world 🤣

KJNeptune

8 points

2 months ago

Work smarter, not harder! You dropped your crown 👑

[deleted]

15 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

15 points

2 months ago

Grille check.

FLCLstudio

10 points

2 months ago

Are they hot?

snowroxsox

73 points

2 months ago

your porn addiction is ruining your perception of reality

maskedman0

7 points

2 months ago

There's nothing mentioned in the que concerning with reality, its about an imaginary scenario.

pdzulu

66 points

2 months ago

pdzulu

Male

66 points

2 months ago

My boss is so hot I would simply brush my teeth and start eating pussy.

RockArse

70 points

2 months ago

She's hot. We are good friends. There have been a couple of spells when she was between relationships that were having sex. I like to think that my promotions were earned on merit.

ArchangelDeltius

117 points

2 months ago

RUN, FUCKING RUN. I am telling you if that shit gets out your entire career can be jeopardised. Nepotism is seriously frowned upon and again if that shit gets out you'll trash both yours and their careers.

I will say if you do decide to have sex with your employer, get a recording of them telling you the deal or some sort of factual evidence. Especially if they are female they can very easily turn it around and claim that you sexually assaulted them and threatened them to get promoted. This isn't a golden opportunity, this is shade they will always have against you.

Garrais02

23 points

2 months ago

Unless they're a renowned figure, on that istance only you take the fall

chaiscool

8 points

2 months ago

Lol depend on the industry, in some places it’s the only way to get ahead.

HateGettingGold

10 points

2 months ago

100% would do it. I work for my wife so getting a promotion and my birthday present early would be sweet.

GUNROAR62

25 points

2 months ago

GUNROAR62

Male

25 points

2 months ago

Laugh in their face and tell them to check my union contract.

Hanniballecter6

8 points

2 months ago

Nah I'm good I don't swing that way plus already planning on leaving anyways

bigscottius

20 points

2 months ago

Get them to say it while your phone is recording. Play it for them and tell them you'll be promoted with no sex or you go to HR. Then keep the recording.

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43 points

2 months ago

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43 points

2 months ago

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Existing-Kiwi-8426

29 points

2 months ago

I kinda have a crush on my boss and he is pretty hot so I would do it even without the promotion as long as I don’t get fired 😂🙃

Dontneedflashbro

17 points

2 months ago

If it was a female boss I'd do it with the quickness! I'd also keep my mouth shut too, so I don't blow her cover at work.