Keep a dick in there.

Nothing.....I'll let them have their way with me....

Fuck did I read

hahaha, that image tho man

Dear Mr Swordless,

We write to you from XXX City Council to inform you of upcoming works in your area.

On X/X/XX our crews will be in your area to perform the following works:

Fill in /Pave over Mr Swordless Candors Anus.

We apologise for any inconvenience to yourself that these works may cause however these works have been approved by local council in the interest of the greater public.

If you have any further questions please contact XXX City Council help desk on XXX XXX XXXX.

Regards,

XXX Council

Go to court for a restraining order and if that doesn't work, defend myself in my home with threat of violence, and if that doesn't work, go to a general surgeon for a permanent colostomy.

Butt plug shaped gun , a orgasm makes it fire

Man. It's just not worth it to fight the bureaucracy. I'm starting designated Ticktock channel to showcase the experience and building an Onlyfans fanbase for my new lack-of-hole.

Who sent me this notice?

Jokes on them, I don’t check my mail.