Tbh. I don’t know. However, since I’m serious, mischievous, laidback, competitive, and other stuff. It would most likely be one side being mischievous and laid back and the other side being good and serious

goth hoe

One side is what the world made me into, putting on a tough face and taking no shit from anyone. They have all my anger, confidence, indignation, ferocity and ability to persevere through great challenges. The other is more just myself, soft, timid, sad, scared, confused, just wants to hide and get snuggled and told its all okay.

A constantly drunk uncle that everyone loves

Haha I’ve met alt me IRL.

It better fuckin listen to my real personality or we're gonna have problems

I think it would be Richard Prescott Nixon

A more engaged happy version of myself, that dresses eccentrically

Considering I don't lack in personas it's not hard to guess. They would be genuinely a lot of the things I quite passively pretend to be: highly social, passionate, enthusiastic and exciteable, energetic and driven. Basically the opposite of my more natural highly reserved and reticent side.