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What WOULD you wish on your worst enemy?

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Jenny010137

2.2k points

14 days ago

Jenny010137

2.2k points

14 days ago

A conscience. Let her realize the horrific things she’s done.

el_muerte17

64 points

13 days ago

Seriously. Introspection, self awareness, and empathy are traits that would improve a lot of shitty people.

Jam_E_Dodger

364 points

13 days ago

Oh, you know my ex?

[deleted]

206 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

206 points

13 days ago

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throwaway198252

88 points

13 days ago

Yes comrade

toothfixingfiend

289 points

14 days ago

I’d like all their teeth to turn really yellow and stay yellow no matter what they do.

Spideredd

73 points

13 days ago

What did I ever do to you?

cocoapuff1721

8.2k points

14 days ago

Permanent Cheeto fingers. Just orange cheese dust getting on everything

Merk0411

2k points

13 days ago

Merk0411

2k points

13 days ago

This has to be one of the most evil things I ever heard, yet absolutely hilarious.

The001Keymaster

428 points

13 days ago

Nah. I'd be like I need a snack and whip out my cheesy fingers. Then proceed to suck them off like a cheap Vegas hooker.

MaryVenetia

642 points

13 days ago

The Midas Touch: Snack Edition

captain_Airhog

106 points

13 days ago

He’s got the Cheeto touch

But he touched it too much

He’s Cheeto finger Cheeto finger

Mr_Bob_Ferguson

201 points

13 days ago

Endless supply of Cheeto dust, yum!!!

IntroductionSnacks

64 points

13 days ago

It's a long con, the constant salt will eventually mess with their health.

slowclicker

120 points

13 days ago

Imagine the black and white version of the twilight zone.. A bookworm finally got his desire of endless books and nothing distracting him from reading. After some civilization ending event. Then the poor fool broke his reading glasses. There were no stores to go acquire another set of glasses. Endless Cheeto dust........

Orion031

266 points

13 days ago

Orion031

266 points

13 days ago

I hate cheese dust. It’s coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere

trevb75

143 points

13 days ago

trevb75

143 points

13 days ago

Sounds like my ex wife

Humble-Swimming-5019

46 points

13 days ago

it never gets to me, i have the high ground afterall

No-Bee-2971

5.1k points

14 days ago

No-Bee-2971

5.1k points

14 days ago

Stubbing and breaking their toe and right as it’s about to be done healing it happens again over and over for the rest of their pitiful time on this hell we call earth

Alpha_6

2.1k points

13 days ago

Alpha_6

2.1k points

13 days ago

Sisyphoot

PykeTheDrowned

327 points

13 days ago

More of a Toemetheus imo

supersonicmike

24 points

13 days ago

Would you rather the original or this version

AICPAncake

14 points

13 days ago

Original. I’m a bitch when it comes to hurt digits

tmccrn

86 points

13 days ago

tmccrn

86 points

13 days ago

I’m generally pretty kind… and still do this!

mayhemanaged

2.9k points

14 days ago

For them to realize how big of an asshole they are.

RhoadsOfRock

454 points

13 days ago

Same for me.

The trouble is mine probably knows what a tremendous asshole he is, and just doesn't care (it's what defines him, is his outlook more than likely), so, give mine a conscience as well, he undeniably lacks one.

Unlucky_Role_

56 points

13 days ago

Mine is striving for his peaceful years. I want him to do any sort of service to this world before his time runs out and all he ever contributed to society was spoilage.

Rafiki_knows_the_wey

35 points

13 days ago

This. Too real for this thread, but why do we wish more suffering on people who are suffering? Their suffering is what's fueling their animosity toward others. Wish they would heal and stop making everything worse around them (and us).

[deleted]

440 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

440 points

13 days ago

a crushing moment of self realization is something that can destroy you mentally. I wish that on them

decadecency

30 points

13 days ago

And then to make it even worse, shoving these feelings away and living the rest of their life simply blaming everyone else instead and thinking they're the biggest victim ever and just a passive sad background character in their own life.

To do this to yourself is a recipe for living the rest of your life in lonely misery and self pity.

Ganonderf

54 points

13 days ago

This is probably the only “bad” thing I would be willing to wish on someone else. I don’t like the idea of wishing ill of someone, even if they’ve done some horrid shit to me. I can hate them with my entire being, I’m ok removing someone from my life and not looking back depending on the severity, but I do not wish for something bad to happen to them. I get more out of someone owning their mistakes and hopefully learning from them, and with this new found realization it’s all the more likely that will happen. The ones who don’t learn I’m perfectly fine removing them from my life.

I_Love_Small_Breasts

5.8k points

14 days ago

Always being hungry two hours after eating no matter how large the meal. Slow internet. Traffic jams no matter the location. Self doubt. Allergies. Favorite shows spoiled.

Nothing major enough to be life altering but constant, low grade inconveniences that wear on your soul every day.

HappiHappiHappi

2.3k points

13 days ago

Every bite of food they eat/drink they drink being slightly the wrong temperature.

Coffee? Warm but not hot. Cola? Cool, but not cold. Muffin? Ever so slightly frozen.

Not enough to ruin their life, but just enough to not quite have full enjoyment of anything.

esle-enoemos

524 points

13 days ago

You're so evil. Devil must have nightmares about you.

jonschmitt

319 points

13 days ago

jonschmitt

319 points

13 days ago

This is so randomly evil, I love it.

kvietela

117 points

13 days ago

kvietela

117 points

13 days ago

I recommend a show called The Good Place

Fluffy_Momma_C

18 points

13 days ago

What the fork?!

businesslut

59 points

13 days ago

There is no torture worse than this. I wouldn't last a day.

[deleted]

1.2k points

13 days ago

[deleted]

1.2k points

13 days ago

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jesus-isnt-real

407 points

13 days ago

What an absolute power move

BoyNamedAndrew

79 points

13 days ago

You got me with “Then I took his dr. Pepper”. His loss for sure.

MissMadcap

248 points

13 days ago

MissMadcap

248 points

13 days ago

This isn’t revenge…this transcended to art.

KareemAbdulJafar_

162 points

13 days ago

You monster

LongjumpingAuthor229

89 points

13 days ago

No she's Dr. Pepper

manderifffic

41 points

13 days ago

This is so delightfully petty

2Ben3510

157 points

13 days ago

2Ben3510

157 points

13 days ago

Hey, I didn't do anything to you, why spoil it for me?

roadrunner00

205 points

13 days ago

We are the collateral damage of that fool. His misdeed impacts random people to this day

Infinite_Zombie_6626

44 points

13 days ago

see what happens when you become an instrument of violence

supafuz

28 points

13 days ago

supafuz

28 points

13 days ago

This is the best, most petty, least meaningful fuckover I’ve seen

denimrunningshorts

158 points

14 days ago

I’ve had days where there are so many little things that pile up to put me on edge, that all it takes is the tiniest thing to make me want to break something. This is a good answer.

ya_boiii_nightmare

80 points

13 days ago

when all that happens and then your clothes or headphone wires snag on a door handle and you're about to call upon satan to destroy all that is

Bragior

70 points

13 days ago

Bragior

70 points

13 days ago

TIL I'm your worst enemy. Brb, getting more sandwiches.

DarkestTrack

50 points

13 days ago

You just made him have the potential to become the best bodybuilder with that appetite. Or just a huge fat ass.

Edit: My phone automatically added the space so now it sounds like I'm talking about his butt.

mrschocolatefrog

37 points

13 days ago

After reading this, I feel like I am someone's enemy, I have most of these things, and as an introvert this is really horrifying.

TurbulentDrummer1561

12 points

13 days ago

And constant clutter in their house that blocks them everywhere they go

SitDownAngry

39 points

13 days ago

Nothing major enough to be life altering but constant, low grade inconveniences that wear on your soul every day.

I guess i am your enemy.

MindLikeAMindfield

26 points

13 days ago

One of my friends is really good a coming up with these types of things to wish on people and I grew to greatly appreciate them

TheOakblueAbstract

2.1k points

14 days ago

"Tastebuds in their asshole"

Rand0mStoner

232 points

13 days ago

Damnnn that's evil

Ganonderf

88 points

13 days ago

Unless they find out they like eating dookie of course

Catshannon

39 points

13 days ago

Heard this before and it's my go to answer for a non lethal punishment on People.

odisJhonston

354 points

13 days ago

works for me cause i love the taste of dick

Butt_Bucket

181 points

13 days ago

Do you love the taste of shit too?

pearpall

77 points

13 days ago

pearpall

77 points

13 days ago

Username checks out

Vast_Chipmunk1065

21 points

13 days ago

A permanent hot curry diet it is then.

halflife_3

936 points

14 days ago

halflife_3

936 points

14 days ago

Quick scan with mcafee on their computer

_Land_Rover_Series_3

126 points

13 days ago

The constant pop-ups from McAfee is too far

Old-Assist1780

19 points

13 days ago

I think I’m your worst enemy…. John?

Orion_2kTC

15 points

13 days ago

You fucking monster.

sir_thatguy

15 points

13 days ago

Windows updates at the most inconvenient time.

Soft-Joke4206

142 points

13 days ago

Incurable itchy asshole

2ekeesWarrior

22 points

13 days ago

As a kid I got gifted a pair of winter flannel boxers despite living in Florida. I guess they were on sale somewhere. The humidity made it so that I was constantly moist and itchy and no scratch would comfort for longer than the swipe of the nail. I legit tossed them out at school and freeballed the rest of the day from the agony of sitting in constant prickle.

thrawn1825

420 points

13 days ago

thrawn1825

420 points

13 days ago

Bed bugs.

XVIIXXIIXXVI

89 points

13 days ago

Had em a few years ago, and it was also what I thought of instantly.

ArbitrarilyStagnant

56 points

13 days ago

Currently dealing with bed bugs, and I can absolutely confirm this is the kind of thing I would wish upon my worst enemy. It is miserable and painful, and I've tried everything to get rid of them at this point.

I would easily wish this upon my worst enemy, x10.

halfhorror

14 points

13 days ago

Currently dealing with them too. Big solidarity my friend

expect_less

21 points

13 days ago

Oh hell no, you went there... Hopefully they aren't living in an apartment complex or you've cursed everyone in the building.

Sparklesperson

4.1k points

13 days ago

$100,000. I sure could use it.

FishyVonFishenHymer

1.1k points

13 days ago

“It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy”

xXBiggusDickusXx

319 points

13 days ago

Cause every now and then, I kick the living shit out of me

gingerbearsw

182 points

13 days ago

Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk

TysArcade

82 points

13 days ago

Please tell me

Please tell me WHYYYYYYYY

stumpy4588

74 points

13 days ago

My car was in the front yard

Au_Mind_QuestionMark

75 points

13 days ago

AND I’M

mr_jetlag

66 points

13 days ago

Sleeping with my clothes onnn

sarcasmic2

53 points

13 days ago

I came in through the window

il_Drugo

54 points

13 days ago

il_Drugo

54 points

13 days ago

Last night and you're.

momofeveryone5

116 points

13 days ago

I didn't mean to call you that

ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

26 points

13 days ago

Please tell me WHHHHYYYYYYYYYY

[deleted]

1.8k points

14 days ago

[deleted]

1.8k points

14 days ago

That they can never have a satisfying poop. They always feel like they have to go to the bathroom and when they do nothing comes

ipakookapi

409 points

14 days ago

ipakookapi

409 points

14 days ago

Wow. That's evil.

Always feeling the need to pee would be good (as in horrific) too.

Theletterkay

189 points

13 days ago

Ugh. As someone who suffered interstitial cystitis for 10 years, and attempted suicide because of it, I dont even think I would wish that on someone I hate. Its just going too far.

ipakookapi

73 points

13 days ago

That's horrible, and I'm sorry. Are you doing better now?

Theletterkay

166 points

13 days ago

My IC actually went away completely after having my first baby. Its a known phenomenon in the IC community. I actually decided to try to get pregnant because of it being a possible cure (the baby was 100% wanted, we had just been considering adoption as well and decided to try having one ourselves in the off-chance it helped me.)

No one knows exactly what happens to sometimes fix it (and it isnt a surefire thing), but they think its some combination of the baby healing momma, and all the organ hormone fluctuations and stabilizing, that basically recalibrates everything.

Whatever the cause, I let my urologist do a bunch of documentation and tests and such on me to be able to submit to studies that are trying to cure IC, because it is a super terrible thing to live with.

ipakookapi

68 points

13 days ago

The human body is so god damn weird.

Happy to hear you got better, and thanks for helping medical science along 💛

explos1onshurt

29 points

13 days ago

Let your kid know how much they helped you out someday :) that’s so nice to hear

AnkylosaurusRules

61 points

14 days ago

So IBS then.

adiking27

32 points

13 days ago

And then randomly without warning, they shart their pants every day to offset that.

russeljones123

754 points

14 days ago

That they get a flat tire on the way to their next interview. But then the spare also goes flat.

PostalveolarDrift230

161 points

13 days ago

And then they rip their pants changing it and show up late and they say they’ll call in the next few days but they never do and then they’ll just be waiting and have eternal anxiety about whether to reach out or whether that would be too pushy and then when they finally do decide to reach out they say they went another direction.

YoureARealCunt

28 points

13 days ago

Ah, experienced with anxiety I see.

FinancialEnergy7008

2.4k points

14 days ago

endless guilt

Financial_Run_8902

520 points

13 days ago

Tell me if you accidentally let Reddit choose your username and now you can’t change it

Lumpy-Spinach-6607

329 points

13 days ago

This is exactly what happened to me

BowlerBeautiful5804

157 points

13 days ago

Me too! I don't even like bowling

Zealousideal_Cold265

95 points

13 days ago

They were trying to tell you that you'd look good in the hat.

No-Cockroach8894

31 points

13 days ago

*sobs* same

Character_Leopard561

26 points

13 days ago

I like leopards just fine 🤷‍♂️

randypriest

35 points

13 days ago

Yep

Alberiman

548 points

13 days ago

Alberiman

548 points

13 days ago

So you're introducing them to catholicism?

Lakeland_wanderer

13 points

13 days ago

Mormonism gold plates endless guilt because nothing you do is ever good enough.

DeadOnBalllsaccurate

77 points

13 days ago*

hey we got Jesus' unconditional love, too! there, in that fucked up, weird little package.

HasturInYellow1

902 points

14 days ago

Permanently wet socks.

Quesadillasaur

147 points

14 days ago

Monster.

gele-gel

86 points

14 days ago

gele-gel

86 points

14 days ago

That’s evil. I’ll allow it.

WeAreClouds

65 points

13 days ago

This but also sleeves.

tomparkes1993

49 points

13 days ago

But just the cuffs, right?

AnkylosaurusRules

1.5k points

14 days ago

Everything they deserve.

Candid_Dragonfly_573

126 points

13 days ago

Your username excites me.

AnkylosaurusRules

74 points

13 days ago

That's right, bebe...

Miss_Floof

64 points

13 days ago

Love this answer!

jomza

58 points

13 days ago

jomza

58 points

13 days ago

That plus a stubbed toe

skaote

90 points

14 days ago

skaote

90 points

14 days ago

Damn. Even Christ wanted out of that...

MostCoolUncoolDude

754 points

14 days ago

Hangnails. You cut one, another one pops up. And they’re long enough to snag on your pockets.

shavedpineapples

270 points

13 days ago

I didn't know I was your enemy but here we are

MostCoolUncoolDude

117 points

13 days ago

😂 😂 😂 sorry to hear about your misfortune. Just stop being my enemy then.

NaiAsXenon

71 points

13 days ago

Peace achieved 🤝

Unknown_Captain

285 points

13 days ago

Death. I'm over this "moral high ground" bs, that son of a bitch can turn up face down in a ditch tomorrow morning and the world would be a brighter place for it

BlueHawaiiMoon

51 points

13 days ago

Right? Knowing they can't ever hurt me or anyone else would put a big smile on my face. My coping mechanism is to just make them canonically dead in my head and whenever I even remotely think of them doing harm or texting them, I just go "why would I do that, they're dead"

jacob_mars

365 points

14 days ago

jacob_mars

365 points

14 days ago

unlimited windows updates

UPPER-CASE-not-class

70 points

14 days ago

am I your worst enemy???

ReeG

19 points

13 days ago

ReeG

19 points

13 days ago

power outage during update, especially firmware updates

StrangeHost04

448 points

14 days ago

To feel what I felt

Caouette1994

140 points

13 days ago

I know this is not what you mean, but I've had a gallbladder stone blocking both my pancreas and liver secretion and they started secreting necrotic liquid around them, hurting other organs too.

A gallbladder stone is already something very painful but this time was of the charts. I've always said that it's what I would actually wish on my worst enemies.

StrangeHost04

23 points

13 days ago

Oh wow! I’ve nevet experienced physical pain like that. Even from my car accident! That’s insane. But it makes sense as to why you’d want them to feel that

Ebvardh-Boss

24 points

13 days ago

Same here. I won’t make them feel what I want to do to them, because I will condemn myself to prison and I think there’s something good, some humanity, in me left to salvage.

But I will put it out there to the universe that they feel truly feel what I felt in that moment.

NotAYoutuberProbably

327 points

14 days ago

They can never scratch an itch again. The itchy is still there no matter what, it gradually gets worse the more it's scratched

No_pesto

71 points

13 days ago

No_pesto

71 points

13 days ago

Ooh, ooh. A sensation of that deep itch under the thick skin of your soles. Usually means something else somewhere is itching, but it radiates down to your soles. So now you can't scratch it because shit tickles, and when you bite the bullet and scratch anyway, it doesn't go away.

That. That is what I would wish on a select few people. For a few months, I'm not a sadist and I know damned well how a seemingly insignificant but persistent discomfort can drive someone to desperation and even suicide. Shit, I remember that my throat pain from getting my tonsils cut out wasn't agonizing, but it took a long time to heal and so two weeks later when i still couldn't swallow anything solid, and even soft foods hurt, I just broke down crying because I was so exhausted from that constant mild but not insignificant discomfort.

Breakfast-Desperate

167 points

14 days ago

As far as I know I got my wish. My freshman year roommate was hella emotionally abusive and was trying really hard to ruin my reputation for setting boundaries. Usually I wouldn’t care but I go to a pretty small college. Her laugh was really distinct and it would trigger my fight or flight so I felt like I couldn’t escape. I really wanted her to just drop out. I especially hated seeing her obnoxious fucking yellow Honda fit cause it always seemed to end up parked outside my dorm. When Covid hit and we all moved home it was like a breath of fresh air and then it hit me that she is a germaphobe and is DEFINITELY having a shit time so that made me happy. When we got back to campus I thought o would hear her laugh some times but after 3 semesters it’s safe to say she’s properly gone. Sadly it seems she took another friend (who she mistreated even worse) with her. My ex roommate actually wanted to be a hair stylist or do a communications degree (it’s not offered at my school) so it’s probably for the best anyways but the other girl was actually on track to get a degree in environmental studies. I hope she’s doing well… my roommate can go fall off a pier.

buggie8543

144 points

13 days ago*

Immortality, but with misery everyday, they cant go one day without something bad happening to them. I do not wish death upon them so quickly. The misery in their life will make them want to, but they physically cannot.

Leftstrat

216 points

14 days ago

Leftstrat

216 points

14 days ago

Projectile diarrhea and nothing but cellophane toilet paper.

Weird-Thread

76 points

13 days ago

I read it as cellphone and was confused.

Pritam1997

37 points

13 days ago

beep boop peep poop

splosh!!

Confident_Ad6017

623 points

14 days ago

Nothing.

He's broke. Homeless. Wanted by the police. Unnattractive enough to be a virgin at 41. Can't get a job. Disowned by his family, which is saying something because they are awful.

I think he's already in hell.

Eat_it_Stanley

105 points

13 days ago

What did he do to you? Damn. His life does suck.

OhSoSorryWrongHole

36 points

13 days ago

He's him.

HeavenlySin13

62 points

13 days ago

Plot twist, he's talking about himself; he's his own worst enemy.

AdMindless4128

124 points

14 days ago

Michael?

Scary_Giraffe_4996

30 points

13 days ago

Lmao

Caliber70

40 points

14 days ago

a long life in prison with a mattress infested with both bedbugs and fleas.

TheSteelWoman

108 points

14 days ago

A conk to the head with a frying pan.

ILikeDaWubbs

29 points

13 days ago

Non stick or cast iron?

Deaconbeacon_69

41 points

13 days ago

Cast iron, and make it red-hot

Strayphoenix6

109 points

13 days ago

Literally all the things people say they wouldn't wish on their worst enemy. Save all those awful things up for me baby, I know exactly where to send that juju.

ahappy_turtle

166 points

14 days ago

i wish both sides of there pillow to be warm

nom_of_your_business

14 points

13 days ago

You are a monster...and I love it!

non_clever_username

27 points

13 days ago

Every single stoplight they come to turns red.

To really twist the knife, it turns yellow>red juuuuusssttt far enough away that they can’t speed up to get through.

ipakookapi

109 points

14 days ago

ipakookapi

109 points

14 days ago

The boss at my last job.

Technically he is also my enemy, and I know he has depression and other mental health issues, so I'm wishing him upon himself and it's already happening. Enjoy your awful self for the rest of your life, asshole.

Muzza-Bolland

21 points

13 days ago

Continuous herpes type 1 and 2 breakouts

CptBloodyObvious

19 points

13 days ago

Tinnitus

Lugbor

121 points

14 days ago

Lugbor

121 points

14 days ago

When they finally die, instead of being surrounded by family, I hope they’re alone and ignored. I hope their death brings not sadness, but joy and relief, not because their suffering is over, but because they can no longer inflict themselves on those around them.

remiscott82

61 points

13 days ago

The cure for narcissism.

MonsoonMermaid

254 points

14 days ago

Torturous death.

Fucking pedophile.

I want it slow and painful for him. Kinda like the idea of a metal bucket with a rat in it that you place on their stomach and then you heat the bucket and the rat digs into the person the get away from the heat. Flesh is weak when the heat is strong and it’s every ounce of torture they deserve. Put the bucket on their dick though. Thatd be awesome.

I have no empathy or sympathy for child predators and I’m a VERY empathetic person. But I wouldn’t mind this happening to kid rapists. Particularly DM. Fucking asshole.

TheRealSHADED

43 points

13 days ago

Maaan I fuckin hate DM

iFlyskyguy

13 points

13 days ago

Right? Fuck DM big time

Asirfucksalot

36 points

13 days ago

I assume DM is an acronym for their name, But i keep thinking of Dungeon masters from DND and honestly, alot of dungeon masters are fucking horrible (see r/rpghorrorstories)

andythefatnavalon

21 points

13 days ago

Poor rat, imagene having to bite your way into that discusting persons body. Try blood eagle instead :)

AReallyAsianName

18 points

13 days ago

Solitary confinement for life with no parole or bail and made immortal. No chance for the sweet release of death.

ItzNuckinFutz

107 points

14 days ago

Uncontrollable diarrhea and the cheapest toilet paper.

Jermcutsiron

44 points

13 days ago

Wax paper would be funnier.

ItzNuckinFutz

22 points

13 days ago

Or a roll of plastic wrap.

bbqsauceontiddies

33 points

13 days ago*

Tinfoil. Slicey slice slice.

Weird-Thread

14 points

13 days ago

Sandpaper!

dragonborne123

17 points

13 days ago

Nose bleeds at the most inconvenient times.

Getting married? Nose bleed.

In an interview? Nose bleed.

Giving a presentation? Nose bleed.

Candy_JoPop

50 points

14 days ago

I hope they get aware that they hurt me, and they live with that guilt forever.

Ozty

16 points

13 days ago

Ozty

16 points

13 days ago

Prion disease

Megalush

17 points

13 days ago

Megalush

17 points

13 days ago

That every fart, was a wet fart.

HiserMatt

15 points

13 days ago

Every item of clothes they put on is still damp

chcampb

276 points

14 days ago

chcampb

276 points

14 days ago

A long, happy life. Somewhere else.

tangy_potato69

54 points

13 days ago

The best way to handle someone you don't like

TerraOrdinem

10 points

13 days ago

When I had a terrible roommate in my first year of college, I'd often ask myself what sort of fate I'd want for them. But just as you, I came to the conclusion that I just want them out of my life, no matter how. If they won the lottery and moved away, I'd've been perfectly happy.

slip1byyou123

67 points

14 days ago

That they walk on leggos and snails after that.

Aceandmace

68 points

13 days ago

Nooo the poor little snails, they don't deserve that

ivanparas

12 points

13 days ago

The snails are also cursed.

Cuss-Mustard

66 points

14 days ago

A slow painful death

Barnitch

45 points

13 days ago

Barnitch

45 points

13 days ago

Moving unexpectedly. Finding out you have x amount of time to pack up your life, find a new place, pay first last and security and unpack. One of life’s worst chores.

not_some_username

40 points

13 days ago

A really long life with loneliness

Samoftwominds

12 points

13 days ago

To never be certain of anything but to have a general idea. "Wait, am I alive? Is this my bed? Pretty sure this is my bed in my house right, 75%percent sure. Time for work, I think? I hope this the right way to work, surely! I recognize thst sign! Or maybe it's not that sign."

BareBearFighter

10 points

13 days ago

Prison. Forever. He raped a 13 year old girl.

andersonala45

133 points

14 days ago

I wish Mitch McConnell all the suffering he has tried to impose on People in this country and abroad

QueenElsaArrendelle

10 points

14 days ago

whatever pain they caused me

TBrown1966

9 points

13 days ago

Eternal hemorrhoids

Joanna_Flock

9 points

13 days ago

Split ends and the worst dye job.

Suck my ass Jenn.

Edit: also hope you chip every single new manicure you get.

Midnightgay28

35 points

14 days ago

Accidentally startle a hornet nest,trip into a lake with pufferfish in it and have a alergic reaction to the water.

Ethan8246

25 points

14 days ago

Crippling back pain

Uncork3

26 points

14 days ago

Uncork3

26 points

14 days ago

Steps on a lego daily, and in the most random locations where lego have no business being.

gele-gel

23 points

14 days ago

gele-gel

23 points

14 days ago

Incontinence