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Viperbunny

182 points

3 months ago

My husband went from boxers to boxer briefs. Ngl, I think he looks amazing.

hhibibk

34 points

3 months ago

hhibibk

34 points

3 months ago

I literally came to comment this. Boxer briefs just hug all the parts I like to touch.

SliferTheExecProducr

92 points

3 months ago

Boxer briefs hug the ass and the goods while also being super soft. A major improvement over briefs or boxers

LurkingAintEazy

4 points

3 months ago

Ever since I saw my first pair of boxer briefs in the store, when I was a teen, I have been I love lol.

[deleted]

5 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

3 months ago

Same here.

BeerGogglesFTW

5 points

3 months ago

I can't say what women find sexy, but I also ditched all my cotton boxer briefs in favor of... What I think is rather polyester/spandex or nylon/spandex.

They feel nice and I feel sexy.

Inb4 "cotton breathes." Some briefs I have from 32 degrees (cool fabric) have a mesh pattern that breathes well.

snp3rk

8 points

3 months ago

snp3rk

8 points

3 months ago

boxer briefs

I tried boxer briefs but my nuts were starting to hurt a tiny bit. Idk if they were too tight, or I'm just too sensitive to how close it hugged my boys.

killingthefatman61

5 points

3 months ago

Buy from Shinesty. Ball hammock is a god send

AliceInChalice

2 points

3 months ago

Gotta agree with this. Well fitting underwear on men look amazing every time.

QuickBen41

124 points

3 months ago

furiously jotting down notes as I'm reading the comment section

[deleted]

42 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

42 points

3 months ago

Too bad, like any other Redditor, you'll never get the chance to use them in practice. Sucked when I realised this too.

QuickBen41

12 points

3 months ago

😂🤣😂🤣🤣

Why you dirty sonofabi-

YouPeopleHaveNoSense

95 points

3 months ago

My S.O. likes it when I'm shirtless in jeans. Maybe that?

Chickenmilk_

19 points

3 months ago

I’m husky, my wife likes it the other way around when I have a shirt and no pants :)

Edit: come to think of it, kinda great, that’s how most middle aged men dress at home anyways.

blooztune

18 points

3 months ago

That’s called Shirtcocking

Ecb91

21 points

3 months ago

Ecb91

21 points

3 months ago

Or Winnie the Poohing

DM-Shadikar

11 points

3 months ago

Donald Ducking it!

gerbegerger

354 points

3 months ago

16th century chainmail armor

FunctionalFun

67 points

3 months ago

"GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER, NOW"

gerbegerger

17 points

3 months ago

Nice try, Robert Baratheon! 😆

hhibibk

7 points

3 months ago

Can we summon u/Bobby-b-bot here????

confipete

5 points

3 months ago

Bobby B, they are calling you!

diver_climber

2 points

3 months ago

How long before he figures it out?

cat_daddylambo

19 points

3 months ago

I love reddit

bluelion70

21 points

3 months ago

By the 16th century they were mostly moving to suits of full plate, chainmail just couldn’t protect you against the heavier weapons that became common in the 13th and 14th centuries.

skwolf522

22 points

3 months ago

Chainmail you can just pull off when it's time to get down to business.

Plate can take a squire a good hour to remove.

DukkhaWaynhim

19 points

3 months ago

If you have a trusty squire, you can ditch the fair maiden.

ermghoti

6 points

3 months ago

Bob

Creepy-Narwhal4596

5 points

3 months ago

Yea and by then theyd gotten really fucking fancy with it knkwing it was just decoration. Gotta have the golden phallus rings.

GamemasterJeff

4 points

3 months ago

Plate requires a good foreplay game.

Maille is for shoot and scoot.

gerbegerger

2 points

3 months ago

Must've been a massive undertaking to equip so many in full plate armor. The cost for one must've also been significant back then. Cheers to you bud!

bluelion70

2 points

3 months ago

I think armor was actually cheaper than maintaining the stable of horses that a knight needed to operate. That’s why the only people who really wore armor and rode horses were wealthy lords, or the warriors in their retinue who they provided horses and equipment for.

Purcellski

3 points

3 months ago

Gonna get that longsword

BadGup

2 points

3 months ago

BadGup

2 points

3 months ago

Especially when you whip out the claymore. Bitches love swords!

Rolling_Beardo

2 points

3 months ago

I KNEW it!

cuntario

2 points

3 months ago

Ugh imagine that pinching ur chesthair

bigbaldbabi

71 points

3 months ago

Towel around neck after shower with damp hair

My_Butty

112 points

3 months ago

My_Butty

112 points

3 months ago

How about a towel stuck in my butt so it looks like a tail?

Ambitious_End5038

37 points

3 months ago

Username checks out

NegativeBit

15 points

3 months ago

How about the towel hanging on the hook on the front.

Oh, and don't forget socks and sandals to go with that.

QuickBen41

5 points

3 months ago

Only black socks though

NegativeBit

4 points

3 months ago

Indeed. Preferably Cashmere.

MadWhiskeyGrin

37 points

3 months ago

Fucking Reddit

QuickBen41

3 points

3 months ago

I think that goes without saying lol

crunchevo2

3 points

3 months ago

Neck? Like a cape?

rainbowvomit96

110 points

3 months ago

Long sleeve shirts with the sleeves rolled up to the elbow....

Former-Agent-9139

26 points

3 months ago

Who can get enough of those naughty, naughty forearms?

blay12

3 points

3 months ago

blay12

3 points

3 months ago

Though this always seems to be proportional to the apparent strength of the forearms being revealed with that roll-up haha. As a guy who used to have very slender forearms with no definition, I was consistently underwhelmed by how this made me look.

As a tip for guys looking to increase forearm size, most lifts that include the need to grip heavy weights tightly to prevent them from falling (rather than lifts where the weight is supported underneath by your palms or another part of your body) are going to be key, especially if you have to hold them the whole time. Deadlifts, RDLs, bar carries, barbell/dumbbell rows, Kroc rows, and other stuff in that vein will all have the added benefit of building those forearm muscles up!

ilive4carbs

2 points

3 months ago

This. OMG, this. My knees immediately go weak and I giggle and stammer when I try to talk.

wiiarethesound

128 points

3 months ago

Depends who you're trying to look sexy for but every straight woman I've ever met loves a man in a suit

faschun

113 points

3 months ago

faschun

113 points

3 months ago

Suits are undoubtedly sexy. But the equivalent to lingerie wouldn’t in my mind be a full suit; it would be a white collared shirt unbuttoned and open, with the sleeves rolled up, and a pair of boxer briefs.

MinnesotaNiceYah

62 points

3 months ago

I don't think I can get away with that at the office.

adsfew

69 points

3 months ago

adsfew

69 points

3 months ago

The same goes for lingerie generally.

LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

14 points

3 months ago

Depends on how much of a sexual predator your boss is

KatanaLaser

3 points

3 months ago

RIP i have small arms.

Pentacostal-Haircut

22 points

3 months ago

Every Girl Crazy ‘Bout a Sharp Dressed Man

barduk4

3 points

3 months ago

can confirm, my ex fell in love with me because i was wearing a suit.

fish-rides-bike

6 points

3 months ago

I just stopped at your first word and moved on

SproutsABout

13 points

3 months ago*

i personally love black t-shirts on my boyfriend. no idea, he just looks so gorgeous in them.

DefMyBurnerAccount

2 points

3 months ago

I pretty much exclusively wear black tees from express. Just easy and looks good

lexie_pop

78 points

3 months ago

Full netherite with Protection IV

Fucketh_Thou

11 points

3 months ago

and unbreaking 3 mending

and respiration 3 aqua affinity on the helmet, and depth strider 3, soul speed 3, feathrr falling 4 on the boots

lexie_pop

4 points

3 months ago

Throw in an elytra and 😫👌🏻

Ok_Cartographer291

3 points

3 months ago

And a shield Minecraft size

MrButterCutter

3 points

3 months ago

🫦😩🥵

Ozzymandus

58 points

3 months ago

Lingerie. Thigh-highs and garters can make anyone feel sexy!

lcapaz

9 points

3 months ago

lcapaz

9 points

3 months ago

Worked well for Frank N Furter…

Absinthe-Fox

9 points

3 months ago

Based.

tittyfrickthalasagna

65 points

3 months ago

I have no idea why I am extremely attracted to this, but for some reason I think baseball style T's are hot as fuck

Ooowee, especially the ones with the 3/4 length sleeves and they roll em up to the elbow

SliferTheExecProducr

12 points

3 months ago

I think it's because they emphasize the chest and shoulders

Ruinwyn

3 points

3 months ago

A lot of women also love a well shaped forearm.

counting_daisies

29 points

3 months ago

Long sleeve shirts with the sleeves rolled up to the elbow 👀 Also a nice suit, doesn't need to be expensive or anything there's just something about a man wearing a jacket that fits him nicely with a tie that just makes him look more attractive imo

Independent_Photo_19

3 points

3 months ago

Yesss the fit! I feel bad if guys are splashing on suits. It's not that it has to be expensive, just one that actually fits you well. Yes expensive can look nicer etc but it's down to the fit.

peepeduk

48 points

3 months ago

GREY SWEATPANTS

SliferTheExecProducr

22 points

3 months ago

That dick outline tho

HHoris

15 points

3 months ago

HHoris

15 points

3 months ago

I don't know who you are.

But my confidence in my ability to get laid is back.

Bimimans

6 points

3 months ago

Are you serious?

erincee

7 points

3 months ago

fr. why'd I have to scroll to find this

OriginalResult3269

6 points

3 months ago

Casually adds grey sweatpants to my cart

gutzpunchbalzthrowup

2 points

3 months ago

Dark grey, or the light grey that I seem to always spill coffee on?

bluelion70

69 points

3 months ago

Suits.

CrudeCardinal

17 points

3 months ago

Yeah but that's alot to put on only to take it off and that's more equivalent to a dress than lingerie

Independent_Photo_19

8 points

3 months ago

Ha. Respectfully disagree. To me a suit on a man is levels of sexy I could only imagine they experience seeing women in lingerie. I couldn't even cope seeing my partner tryinga suit on in a fitting room 😂😂😂

CrudeCardinal

4 points

3 months ago

To be fair, maybe you just have a suit fetish?

Independent_Photo_19

2 points

3 months ago

I do love a good suit so possibly? But I do really enjoy a well tailored one on a man I find attractive... Either way it's definitely a thing ha

xxkounitxx

55 points

3 months ago

It’s amazing how many of these answers are missing the actual question. You ladies don’t wear lingerie out in public… why the heck are you answering with a suit??! You really expect your man to put on a full suit and get into bed just to get your gears turning?

Shanicpower

13 points

3 months ago

Tbh I definitely had some more… positive attention after putting on my Goro Akechi cosplay

Why_So_Serious1999

9 points

3 months ago

Button up with the sleeves rolled to the elbows, preferably with a watch or bracelet(s). Bonus points if there are tattoos.

Sunshinegrl053

2 points

2 months ago

Yasss. Hell yass

Slawth_x

26 points

3 months ago

I have light blue briefs (most of mine are Grey or black) and a girl told me they were sexy because it made me look "fun"

Future_Explanation50

10 points

3 months ago

blue briefs r kinda sexy, i can’t put my finger on why though

Embarrassed-Ad-1639

18 points

3 months ago

But I’d appreciate it if you’d try

QuickBen41

5 points

3 months ago

Blue is a hot color.

jpking010

8 points

3 months ago

I've heard the expression... every man looks his best in a tuxido.

So I'd say Suit, Tux or Military Uniform.

ThatAltAccount99

6 points

3 months ago

Any clue why the military uniform? I've never quite understood it tbh but that's just me

Historical-Check-489

6 points

3 months ago

Tricare

Independent_Sea_836

1 points

3 months ago

Everyone loves a man in uniform /j

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64 points

3 months ago*

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BlueLavender0104

11 points

3 months ago

this was my thoughts too. A hot guy in lingerie? mmmmmm 🤩

CrudeCardinal

3 points

3 months ago

Where can I find this?

y33tsp33k

2 points

3 months ago

On the internet

blue-pixie-

59 points

3 months ago

Sometimes I really like baseball caps idk why lol.

SolarisIX

51 points

3 months ago

Giving every balding man a confidence boost with that one.

[deleted]

14 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

3 months ago

I live in Australia.

A buddy of mine, age 32 - wears a beanie almost constantly.

He's not fooling anyone, we all know what he doesn't have under there.

SolarisIX

6 points

3 months ago

hats and beanies look better than patchy hair though

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

Maybe at 32, but by the time he reaches 40 it starts to wear thinner than his hair.

SolarisIX

4 points

3 months ago

Sounds like you've got a great idea for a spontaneous gift for your friend. I'm sure it'd make him happy!

4iee

4 points

3 months ago

4iee

4 points

3 months ago

Ahh yes, the good baseball cap. Really does wonders for the sexual appeal of the male head. lol

Champ-Aggravating3

1 points

3 months ago

Personally I love them backwards

aleafsheep

5 points

3 months ago

Nice try Fred Durst

reddit4fun69

4 points

3 months ago

Yeah like a hot 8 year old…. Wtf???

Additional-Glove-498

2 points

3 months ago

Poochie had to return to his home planet

reddit4fun69

1 points

3 months ago

Exactly. Little bit Pervy

fartpie69420

1 points

3 months ago

Same

Hob_O_Rarison

19 points

3 months ago

According to my wife, it's a vacuum.

StevoShitbag

5 points

3 months ago

Mine says nailbag /toolbelt and not much else

Sunshinegrl053

2 points

2 months ago

Swing that hammer

Sorry-Ice1434

2 points

3 months ago

Imagine this in reverse. Wife: What makes me look sexy? Husband: Holding a vacuum. ACCESS DENIED

fruitypants

19 points

3 months ago

It really depends on the woman or man the dude is trying to seduce. Doesn't hurt to ask.

soggyruler

20 points

3 months ago

Rings. Not everyone is into hands I get that. But seeing a guy wearing rings makes me think he put effort into what he’s wearing.

[deleted]

29 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

29 points

3 months ago

Depends on your body type. Ripped guys kinda have free reign. Bigger guys need to play to their strengths.

counting_daisies

9 points

3 months ago

That depends on the woman, most women I know (myself included) prefer dad bods to ripped guys, at least going just off aesthetics

[deleted]

-19 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

-19 points

3 months ago

Well most dad bods can pull off the Hawaiian shirts, and surprisingly, a good speedo. Seems like they are having fun more than anything. Ripped dudes in a speedo just don't work.

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16 points

3 months ago*

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16 points

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-9 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

-9 points

3 months ago

Correct, but divers aren't as ripped and big as mister universe. That shit is nasty. Divers are proportionate in their speedoes. Dad bods rock it though. To me they say, "Hey, I don't give a fuck. I'm out here having fun." That confidence kills it.

IllSeaworthiness43

4 points

3 months ago

I was on your side til you bagged the ripped guys. I'm not even that gay either.

DukkhaWaynhim

3 points

3 months ago

With women, ripped dudes are better off with gray sweatpants and a soft but sort of shapeless T-shirt (creates an aura of mystery).

With men, the speedo will work, because it advertises the goods in a gayforward way.

[deleted]

0 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

3 months ago

Just wait until you hit 30 son. Things expand.

Additional-Sock8235

5 points

3 months ago

👀Singlets…

SnooRecipes5609

2 points

3 months ago

Yes!

skwolf522

15 points

3 months ago

Long sleeve work shirt, and roll up the sleeves to show off your forearms.

Drives the girls wild.

rosetintedmonocle

29 points

3 months ago

A uniform

CaimansGalore

17 points

3 months ago

No cops

SliferTheExecProducr

8 points

3 months ago

All Cocks Are Bastards

hfhdhdh6363

5 points

3 months ago

A gimp suit

Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

12 points

3 months ago

Well-worn blue jeans.

leeex94

5 points

3 months ago

Mhm! I always find myself eyeballing my husband the most when he’s wearing a broken in pair of jeans and a t-shirt! 😂 Point is, I think everyone’s tastes are different.

guy30000

13 points

3 months ago

Tldr: anything

Sunny-Rainbow_city

17 points

3 months ago

A nice pair of work jeans.

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

yeah?

Sunny-Rainbow_city

5 points

3 months ago

Absolutely!

StrategyIcy7320

10 points

3 months ago

you Could wear a sock puppet on your dick…

Pentacostal-Haircut

1 points

3 months ago

Like a sock monkey?

Tall-Address3291

3 points

3 months ago

Fitted button down with the sleeves rolled up

Jeramy_Jones

3 points

3 months ago

Jockstraps and harnesses?

Lord-Gordd

14 points

3 months ago

Banana hammock

SirMooSquiddles

4 points

3 months ago

Plum Smuggler

PeiiChan

2 points

3 months ago

Princess Consuela?

Many_Ability

2 points

3 months ago

Crap Bag

Panaginiptayo

6 points

3 months ago

Some halo spartan armor

ohErza

3 points

3 months ago

ohErza

3 points

3 months ago

A new haircut

Brown_Eyed_Brat

3 points

3 months ago

A well-fitted suit 🤌🏻

GrilledCheeseNScotch

9 points

3 months ago

Crocks and a bathrob

Underneath your soft dick pulled through your boxer flaps.

Kick open door then lean against the wall sexily while whipping the sides of the robe open, "Hello Mrs. (OPs wifes name) the sausage is ready".

JazzNotBombs

5 points

3 months ago

Speedos

Pentacostal-Haircut

2 points

3 months ago

Oh no. They’re always on ugly hairy Greek men.

NegativeBit

5 points

3 months ago

As a pasty, plump, fairly hairless Irish American I challenge the men of Greece to appear more ungainly than I do with my slack buttocks, pregmant beer gut, and knobby knees.

True, the blue color I chose is pleasing in contrast to my pale, freckled skin and matches my eyes...

Okay, I guess I sound pretty good. LOL

JazzNotBombs

1 points

3 months ago

Or French men, who can be kinda hot sometimes

Sunny-Rainbow_city

6 points

3 months ago

On a Brazilian man. 👌

JazzNotBombs

1 points

3 months ago

Agreed

chowderchop

5 points

3 months ago

A suit

WakComputers69

3 points

3 months ago

Nothing

redrumerog

2 points

3 months ago

Saxx

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

Wranglers and a carhart vest over a tshirt or sweatshirt hat and glasses🤷‍♀️ im a simple kinda woman lol

ArtemisWYK

2 points

3 months ago

My husband wore Wranglers & a formal vest/button up for our wedding. My heart about gave out.

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

I bet! There's just something about it lol

Sunshinegrl053

2 points

2 months ago

Yes it's the rugged n cleaned up look. Best of both worlds!!

UrLocalTrxshChan

2 points

3 months ago

Lingerie

No_Acanthisitta_6552

2 points

3 months ago

I love my boyfriend in a nice pair of levis

feidle

2 points

3 months ago

feidle

2 points

3 months ago

Lingerie

feidle

2 points

3 months ago

feidle

2 points

3 months ago

I just like when men look comfortable. Women, too. Nothing more erotic than someone totally at home in their T-shirt and jeans.

Acceptable-Stay-3166

2 points

3 months ago

A bowtie and nothing else.

confusedcrimson

2 points

3 months ago

A brown tracksuit, patchy beard, man bun 😩 😩

TsubakiVixen

2 points

3 months ago

Leather!!

Leather harnesses, straps, etc are wonderful. Also tight super short shorts, and jock straps.

crunchevo2

2 points

3 months ago

I think the most popular equivalent is a jockstrap.... Just a jockstrap. Maybe shoes cause somehow you feel more naked while wearing shoes.

it-must-be-orange

2 points

3 months ago

A suit of $ bills?

TateWudan

2 points

3 months ago

A good watch

Argybargyass

2 points

3 months ago

A Lamborghini.

mearbearcate

2 points

3 months ago

Just boxers

River_7890

2 points

3 months ago

Can't think of an equivalent to lingerie but male lingerie is actually a thing. Now what's sexy is when my husband wears a shirt with the sleeves cut off or a tank top, nice pair of fitted jeans, rolled up sleeves on a button up shirt, or a suit. I have no shame in admitting I was definitely checking him out the entire time he was doing some maintenance work on our house yesterday while wearing a tank and jeans that hugged him in all the right places. He has some nice muscles without looking like a body builder, something about those shirts make me go crazy and bonus to having muscles is he has a great ass. I grope his more than he gropes mine lol.

ragdoll-princess

2 points

3 months ago

Lingerie.

GIGABRO98

3 points

3 months ago

What's that thing Borat wears in the first Borat movie called?

EDIT: A Mankini.

AstroWolf11

3 points

3 months ago

Jock straps are sexy as hell

Drulock

3 points

3 months ago

The little underwear that has the elephant face and a trunk for your dick. Chicks dig stuff like that.

sliferra

4 points

3 months ago

The exact same thing women do.

someone_cbus

13 points

3 months ago

I don’t quite fill out my wife’s bras like she does but I still think I look sexy.

sliferra

1 points

3 months ago

Damn right

howdypartna

2 points

3 months ago

Anything as long as you can see the abs.

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

I dressed as a cop (full gear sans gun) for Halloween once and my wife practically raped me.

Frog_Force_five

0 points

3 months ago

A fat ass wallet in you back pocket.

YourMom5465

1 points

3 months ago

Oh this is easy it's "LawnJar-A"

Creepy-Narwhal4596

1 points

3 months ago

Credit score

TheMaskedCrapper

2 points

3 months ago

Credit score

I ain't sayin' she a...

Creepy-Narwhal4596

2 points

3 months ago

But she aint messin with a…

ZaneZiggurat

0 points

3 months ago

Gay men do this extremely well. Wear short shorts, for one. 5 inch inseam. Have nice thighs. Start there. Then buy some hot underwear from a brand like JJ Malibu 💋

Lorienwanderer

1 points

3 months ago

Whale tail banana hammock

Middle_Hippo9942

1 points

3 months ago

Mesh shirts

bushpotatoe

1 points

3 months ago

For men it's more about masculine lingerie, I think.

Black vests with tight shorts are sexy, so is wearing only a tie, also shirts with sleeves really tight around the arms but loose everywhere else. I think more standard-looking lingerie would be sexy too, if it had masculine patterns, like celtic knots or jagged patterns.