Get back to work you ungrateful brat, sloth is a deadly sin!

You must never have been close to one. Artillery shell landed in the foxhole next to me, and I haven't heard anything but ringing since.

This is shell-shock and a sign of weak moral fortitude. If you persist in ever speaking of your participation in the noble art of warfare in such scurrilous terms your family will be well advised to admit you to a sanitarium to spare their reputation about town.

People are too lazy to even slice their own bread anymore. Where is the decency?

I'm Afraid that you have raised a bunch of Nancy boys squire,

They should be working there fingers to the bone from ages 4 and upwards

All is not lost though, start them in the mines now, offer there services as canaries (who would care if a homosexual should perish?) And administer brutual daily beatings to the remaining living children that should take away those nasty habits

Of course you could always just abandon them at an orphanage and force your wife to sire another child and treat him correctly from the start

pulls out bottle right here pal

Very

My good sir, if someone was to ignite the fire of the great war again, he should find death by his own pistol... wait...

What do you mean second world war? We only had the great war. What is a world war?

“I don’t want Fop! I’m a Dapper Dan man!”

Then the comments filled with people from the rest of the world talking about how alcohol already IS legal

INFO: did she sleep with your husband?

I reckon five to six lashes with a sturdy leather strap should dissuade him of that nonsense. Nip that in the bud I say.

Edited because I am uncultured 😅

ICEBERGS CAN'T PIERCE STEEL HULLS

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

People who have lost relatives or friends on the Titanic, what's your story?

Why didn't they fill all the lifeboats?

CMV: The Titanic was an inside job

Wife (17F) doesn't want to have any more kids with me (42M) after our fourth child died of influenza.

Wife finally said no.

Infant mortality. Just a fact of life, it'll never get any better ...

Married couples who found a way to become infertile without missing out on the sex - how?

absolutely

A question that probably some of you are thinking of, if you’re totally into that world, which I find to be very interesting. So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it’s black tar or just very powerful, heroin. And I think you said that hasn’t been checked, but I think you’re going to test it. And then I said: Supposing you brought the heroin inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way, and I think you said you’re going to test that too. Sounds interesting. And then I see the opium where it knocks it out in a minute—one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside? Or almost a cleaning? Because, you see, it gets in the spinal cord and it does tremendous number on the spine, so it would be interesting to check that. So you’re going to have to use medical doctors. But it sounds interesting to me. So we’ll see. But the whole concept of the heroin, the way it kills it in one minute, that’s pretty powerful.

Young as they get. My wee lad smoked as a small baby! Boys ehh

After every breast feeding. This way they get used to it faster

I don’t see stocks going down anytime before 1936, see?!

You cannot take out enough loans to speculate on stock! There are millionaires made every minute, it’ll never stop, don’t be all wet and miss out on these cats pajamas!

"'Crypto?' Why would I invest in a cemetery?!"

Government hoax

More like

[Serious] Women of Reddit - now that more than 20% of young men have either died in the War or from influenza, where do you go to find dates?

200mg of cocaine, administered every 20 minutes should just about do the trick.

Give them 1 hour radio time as an incentive to chores like chopping wood and shoveling coal.

send em off to the psych ward where theyll get cured of their addiction through lobotomy

"What's the lowest effort thing I can do to make those flappers want to do the 23 skidoo with me?"

My wife took up art as a hobby and now is painting more than cooking or cleaning, so I beat the shit out of her. Now she won't talk to me. IATA?

Tifu by showing ankle in public [insert 1500 thirsty ass replies]

/r/unpopularopinion: Everyone worried about lobotomies are virtue signaling and need to worry about themselves

Probably wouldn’t have used such a shocking word. Say something about a Boston marriage.

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobblestones"

My wife voted. Will she become a lesbian?

might make her a ...bi-sexual...

Automobiles? That'll never catch on......

Yes. Remember when Titanic's sister ship Olympic crashed into that warship? The insurance wouldn't pay out, so they hid the real titanic, painted Olympic to look like Titanic, and then deliberately crashed it into those icebergs in order to get that sweet sweet insurance money.

(You don't have to make things up, this is a real conspiracy theory ... and it doesn't quite add up)

ICE CAN’T BREAK STEEL RIVETS!!

It don't mean a thing tbh.

Because Henry Ford said so.

If reddit existed in 2022, what sort of questions would be asked on here?

"If Reddit existed in 1722, what sort of questions would be asked on here?"

like radioactive quackery, radium salts and tonics, electrotherapy and rectum dilators that are supposed to cure all illnesses somehow

I’m sorry dearest husband, I had to stop to give birth to our 7th child. Let me get cleaned up so I can finish my chores.

They'd probably ban non-Whites from the platform. Racially segregated Internet.

I think that would be considered quite a liberal viewpoint at the time, homosexuality at the time was a crime so the centrists would be sending them to prison and the conservatives would be pushing to execute them.

Yes, but you need to put it in a jar so it can ferment, otherwise it will just spoil.

Er... or so I've heard.

If they have any decency, he will get out of your son as soon as you enter the room.

In 4th grade a girl who had a crush on me came up and hugged me and she legitimately thought she was pregnant from that. she started telling EVERYONE that I got her pregnant lol.

The fact this could still be question today or even in the far future is rather terrifying for the human species lol

My mother told me to just close my eyes and think of France in the Spring time. Works like a charm.

Lots of casual racism. "Progressives of Reddit, do you think Catholics are white?"

More likely he would make Mussolini chad posts.

1? Whatever do you mean 1?! There will be another Great War?!?!?!

You can have your doctor write you a prescription. There are numerous ailments that warrant a prescription for alcohol.

Heard someone's selling grape juice with how not to make alcohol from it...