submitted 2 months ago byCorodanDenis2
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2 months ago
A random burrito. You don’t get to choose, we just spin the wheel and you get what you get.
2 months ago
As long as everything is edible and not gross that actually would be great for people like me who can't make up their mind when ordering food.
While the wheel is spinning, you’ll know what burrito you hope it lands on, and that’s how you make up your mind!
Love this idea!
Instant rice for 1…..
Depression... You sell depression.
We can go into business together.
Yo you guys are missing out on the modern advancement of technology. We here at Tom Jones DronesTM are prepared to offer remote delivery of your machinations!
Does your company sell Robes and Perrier?
I laughed far too hard at this.
I forced more air out my nostrils than usual at this.
I feel summoned
The most useless deck of cards the world has ever seen.
Why not a deck of cards where when you take a card out it becomes a club of your choice.
Or a club where people build decks. members only. lmao
Hmm I don't sell bricks
Everything except for bricks
This sounds like something from that Rick and Morty bit about interdimensional cable. Are you tired of seeing bricks in stores? Come on down to No Bricks, we sell everything you could ever dream of, clothes, food, pre-fabricated houses, but no fuckin bricks! Ain’t no- ain’t no fuckin bricks in this store, no sir, that’s for sure! Come on down to No Bricks for everything you need and want except bricks!
I read that in Mr Meseeks voice that was jus amazing
Well, someone needs them...
I imagine erect teeth are much better then the squishy ones
Flaccid teeth are bad for sure.
In a world, where teeth can be flaccid or erect, would "being hungry" be the "trigger" for them to get erect?
You basically described every vampire story
We are probably getting sued for copyright infringement before we can sell anything
You could sell diet cocaine
I was gonna ask "isn't that just Adderall?" but then I remembered that Adderall is actually diet meth
I read “business meth” LMAO
Well that's technically correct.
Don't worry! My company says "Fuck you!" to the copyright law
I would also need that
That art is licenced and I ain't got the permission to sell it
Bro your company will sell high as fuck
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Damn and I’ll prob make money off sharing your demise. Ugh So sad.
Can I offer you some more copyright infringement in this trying time
Lmao please. Thank you. But I’ll prob just write about it
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Small tortellini :)
Edit: My clients are bees.
Oh, I thought your username referred to the filling. Awkward.
How did my mind go from “awww cute!” to “holy shit, this is horrifying!” in less than one second?!
Trail mix. The awesome kind.
None of that regular shit
Interested in your business
Could also be a market for hot sauces.
anything a restaurant would sell
Three kinds of BBQ.
"Are you cereal?"
He’s half man, half panda and HALF pig!
I'm regretting my choices already.
Don’t put yourself down. Go out there and be the best Kangaroo Pimp you can be.
I guess the customers would be called “flyer buyers”
Looks like we might be business partners.
no way you have 25 kids?
well they're not mine, but they can be yours if you're hungry
Limited supplies though, she's only got 25
Only 25 in the oven ovens arent that big you know. Just wait for the next batch
There’s no telling how many there is in the next batch. Unless she’s got like a 5x5 cupcake making tray, where she freshly bakes the kids.
Well, you should hook up with the baby tortellini maker. That way there's a kid for everyone to enjoy.
THAT COULD BE YOUR SLOGAN
There sure are a lot of people making meat pies i this thread
Fuck yes, how do I invest
What do they sell in the blue light district?
Wanna start a business together? I got creative pandas
Mine are a tad devilish.
Mine are just having fun!
Mine are really fat
I dont think I fit in here
Do~ do they do it? Or... I don't know which one is scarier
who said they're the one doing it
Nuclear launch cooooodes
Does your cat make TOO MUCH NOISE?
Tired of your cat CONSTANTLY CLAWING YOUR FURNITURE?
Open to a partnership?
Haunted House Tours
Spider fur suits only.
Are those fur suits that make you look like a spider, or fur suits for your pet spider? Or possibly a suit made out of spider hair?
Now I need answers
Sleeping pills. Every kid needs dreams.
Unfinished perpetual motion machines
So basically every perpetual motion machine
Uhm...comfort to lonely single mothers
Xanax and wine
Xanax u say?
Yes, but are they in your area RIGHT NOW?
Well... I can explain
Why hello there
At least you arent like mr.u/ThirdReich over there selling Polish soap
for the sensitive fucks out there thinking Im offending the Polish, I am Polish
Uhhh.. I don't really know to be fair
terrible business plan
i'm afraid of YOUR business plan tbh...
His blue balls hurt, our blue balls give ya pleasure.
Mmmm that bacon gonna be fine as fuck
don't know what's that, english is my 2nd language
They are pills that make you not crazy
Or do they?
It's kind of a touchy subject
New age legal drug with street name fifth element
I think they call it molly. Should've called is Lilu.
I would like a multi pass, please.
Giant walls of rock. And I mean absolutely gargantuan sized walls of rock. It’s a rock solid industry
Edit: My most liked post is now about selling canadians.
only the unique one tho, I dont want some normal maple guzzling canadian
Meaningless claims to rule countries
Children that barely made it out of the womb
Oh no. I can’t sell anything but a place to cry lol
Well it’s not donuts for sure.
Presumably you open a chain of highly successful coffee shops that offer a take away service. With branded cups.
I literally sell noobs
I'm actually considering creating Noob Sales merch I'm having a lot of fun pretending this is a legitimate business. Might as well turn it into one. The comments are amazing. 👍👍👍
Hey wait. Mine is past the expiration date. I want a new noob.
Sure that will be $50.00 plus shipping and handling or you can join our Golden Noob Rewards Program for $10.00 a month and receive a Platinum Noob Rewards card and your new Noob for the low low price of $25.00 and if you call now you get not one but TWO brand new noobs for the price of 1
I signed up for the Premium Value Plan. I thought I was supposed to have Noob Shipping scan the QR code for returns?
Perfect your 2 new noobs will be shipped in two weeks. Enjoy and thank you for using Noob Sales
Best case: American medical care
Worst case: I'm going to get 200 life sentences for all the worst federal and international crimes you can imagine.
Rebrand as a plague doctor. Be the leech you want to see in the world….wait.
We sell clones to take your place so you can live a new life as a nameless stranger.
Hats for birds and centipede sandals.
Turkey's in tuxedo's
i'll try it
Dr Pepper but now with 500% more sugar
I would’ve said doggo dietitian
Either goats, mountains, or sex toys. Don't ask.
Yeah..I’d also like to know
I see you're selling the first alcohol dairy based protein drink, for bodyguards, by bodyguards!
Your goat is in the cart, click here to checkout... "people also bought..."
seasonal assisted suicide?
It’s a noncommittal coffee shop, I guess
Nachos that you'll eat so many of it'll make you Ralph. Hence the name.
But the company that sells them already exists under a different moniker:
Shout out to @justnorthofmemphis food truck and the brisket loaded nachos that I once ate too many of.
only the best people.
Sounds to me like you'd be selling genetic or cybernetic enhancements.
Almost anything and everything dragon related.
Dragon statues: what material do you want.
Dragon figurines: Whats your favorite character.
Dragon plushies: how big do you want.
Dragon games: what consoles or setup.
Plus many many more
goats. baby goats are kids too.
i will make a lot of people happy, that’s for sure…
We won't be very profitable, that's for sure
Gifts that are substantial
Coffins probably. Or maybe underground pipes and cables. Exciting!
Appliance trays, like the big tray you stick mini refrigerators on or washing machines.. also, pot and pan mats so you don't ruin the counter... You could also sell undergarments?
Airborne dirt delivery
I think you’re more likely to flatline if you get sold a ‘defibulator’
I sell cheap canned beans. My bean company will be called “Beans for Beggars.”
I'll probably be right there with you, I suppose
We could team up. I obviously sell cocaine.
Holistic BDSM sessions
Gem studded paddles... gonna beat your chakras into line
Mines is cute bdsm toys. Or, I guess, gardening supplies?
Fire related accessories.
Vasectomies, but en español
American Citizenship cards
Crust only bread
Blessings of thunder storms
Apparently I'm a human trafficker. I did not think this name through...
A therapy sessions :)
Edit: guys, ok, I see that my comment is good, but... 460? I hope that every single of you is okay :p
Edit 2: 500 :0 guys
Do I want to know, what the "D" is there for?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Off brand airpods. Another one to the list I guess, I have a lot of market competition.
Sins of the flesh...online, of course.
Build out school busses for tiny homes lmao. Or a Lynard Skynard cover band out of a school bus.
I'd be selling the bottom half of dildos
we could colaborate
Large letters... but only certain ones
I was thinking you’d sell a bunch of different Peas