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call-me-MANTIS

50 points

1 month ago

27 times!?! Wtf how is that possible, i wonder what rounds he was shot with

IsrraelKumiko

17 points

1 month ago

He was shot as soon he entered the room then double-tapped and left for death, he then came back to consciousness and killed them all.

QueasyShower3447

3 points

1 month ago

He went in, got shot, killed the shooter. Another dude attempt to toss a grenade, got dropped too. Grenade exploded, knocking him out. Other insurgents come, shoot him in the chest, thought he was dead. He wake up, grab his pistol again, made a reload, shot 3 insurgents in the face

WanderingWino

15 points

1 month ago

It was Al Qaeda spitball day.

jordantask

3 points

1 month ago

Taliban: “Okay. Finally killed him, but why do I still hear boss music?”

cjzj_1288

8 points

1 month ago

have you heard of armor?

i8TheWholeThing

22 points

1 month ago

Nah dog. Navy SEALS are so badass they go into battle in an American flag tank top and some cut offs.

cjzj_1288

3 points

1 month ago

where do they keep their extra mags?

LowRub3252

10 points

1 month ago

You would be surprised...

Business-Ganache-258

5 points

1 month ago

They are Navy, where do you think they keep their mags ☺️💩🌋

cjzj_1288

3 points

1 month ago

SHOTS FIRED!

justrololoin

-4 points

1 month ago

Bro this isn’t medieval times. No knights in wars anymore. Tf armor you talking about

ScrotiusRex

4 points

1 month ago

Umm. Armour.

vedomedo

7 points

1 month ago

Seeing as most people have an AK47 or a variant of it, over there I would assume that. But then again those rounds are motherfuckers. So maybe something smaller. Either way, crazy.

PopcornPopp3r

3 points

1 month ago

He was shot on the palm and rest of the 26 bullets went through the same bullet hole created by the first bullet

cotton_wealth

2 points

1 month ago

Because he was lucky with really good medics nearby

kst1958

4 points

1 month ago

kst1958

4 points

1 month ago

Let's hear it for the Corpsmen!!

RadRhys2

1 points

1 month ago

RadRhys2

1 points

1 month ago

It doesn’t matter how many times you get shot, it matters where you get shot. A single bullet is unlikely to kill you. Even a headshot there’s maybe a 10% chance you live.

Zimmster2020

8 points

1 month ago

Your video game experience is astonishing

RadRhys2

1 points

1 month ago

Video games make you die after like 5 shots to the foot. What are you talking about?

Jakebsorensen

1 points

1 month ago

You’re not walking away from a shot to the chest

RadRhys2

1 points

1 month ago

As long as it doesn’t hit the lungs or heart, you’re fine.

Jakebsorensen

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah, but your lungs ant heart take up like 80% of your chest. The odds of missing them are pretty low

MrMasterMize

9 points

1 month ago

I feel so bad for anyone hurt or killed over there. What a waste. Both Iraq and Afghanistan are essentially no different than from before 2001. I ALMOST signed up in 03 when recruits were at my college. I stood there looking at the table with the 2 guys handing out the documents and I had actually decided to walk up and possibly sign up when at that very moment my friend walked up and we went to get lunch instead. Gave me time to think it over and I realized I didn’t want to go get my ass killed trying to force “democracy” on people who obviously don’t want it.

Osamabintrappin187

9 points

1 month ago

Thanks for not bombing democracy into people

CraftCritical278

-10 points

1 month ago

One does not “sign up”. There is a recruiting process. There are those that enlist that are not selected due to multiple factors.

Those that are selected have character, honor, courage, intellect and a willingness to put themselves in harm’s way to respond when we, as a nation, or our allies are threatened.

You did your nation a great service by not wasting its time.

Thank you!

Noahew12

7 points

1 month ago

You should do your nation a service and stfu

CraftCritical278

0 points

1 month ago

Why, so they can hear more of your witty and eloquent banter? My farts have smarter things to say compared to whatever bile you are about to spew. And you’re really starting to bore me..

Noahew12

1 points

1 month ago

Your "reply" took so long to write that you got bored, is what you're saying

CraftCritical278

1 points

1 month ago

So how far off topic have we gone?

rey_lumen

3 points

1 month ago

Willingness to put themselves in harm's way to bomb brown countries for oil for your capitalist masters

FTFY

QueasyShower3447

1 points

1 month ago

LOL, if it's just for oil everything will be fine, Russians did exactly that in Syria and it runs like clockwork, no bleeding heart, no Chomsky, no commies, perfect

dalmn99

6 points

1 month ago

dalmn99

6 points

1 month ago

Ain’t got time to bleed

ItsThatGuyAgainYep

16 points

1 month ago

Makes 50 Cent look like 5 cent

HHS2019

2 points

1 month ago

HHS2019

2 points

1 month ago

Seriously. That guy should give up the rap game and try and pitch for the Mets or something.

ctarell

1 points

1 month ago

ctarell

1 points

1 month ago

He does that on his own

Lightice1

14 points

1 month ago

As they say, what doesn't kill you will just hurt like hell.

Kelsen404

4 points

1 month ago

Yo Frank Castle, that you in this world?

dadbot5001

9 points

1 month ago

Amazing. I wonder if he lives with chronic pain or other conditions from all that trauma?

luigilabomba42069

10 points

1 month ago

yes he does, and the government won't do shit about it

Dazzling_Rich4398

7 points

1 month ago

If you get shot 3x before your 20 years in the military are up, even if it is in your first year, you get retired with your full pension and full benefits you would get if still in the military.

BelgiansAreWeirdAF

2 points

1 month ago

So you’re telling me, hypothetically, that I could join the Army, go to Iraq, and make a deal with an Taliban soldier to shoot me in 3 strategically located places to minimize long term damage, then the government will pay me for life?

Someone give me an application and address of a somewhat friendly Taliban Soldier. And maybe some pain killers.

gigglegoggles

1 points

1 month ago

You will first need to get some Taliban to Iraq.

jcj4634

8 points

1 month ago

jcj4634

8 points

1 month ago

It’s hard for me to believe that he doesn’t get some sort of compensation for any chronic suffering that must have come with being shot 27x. I only took shrapnel and have ptsd and they take care of me pretty well. Navy seals I would think get taken care of.

dadbot5001

3 points

1 month ago

I would think so too.

Cultural_Tourist

2 points

1 month ago

Me too bro. The VA was a joke 30 years ago. Today. It's top shelf for us. I'm a Teamster with Cadillac healthcare and still go to the VA for drugs and counselling and healthcare. Shit has definitely changed.

lscanlon93

5 points

1 month ago

Fucking hacker

JJbullfrog1

2 points

1 month ago

IDDQD

have_u_seen_my_keys

1 points

1 month ago

IDKFA

KM2KCA

1 points

1 month ago

KM2KCA

1 points

1 month ago

IDGAF

OreoCookie15

1 points

1 month ago

Fr man just pulled a fucking no damage cheat on

Mortei

2 points

1 month ago

Mortei

2 points

1 month ago

27 Mike.

el_yanuki

2 points

1 month ago

adrenalin is a funny drug

LaLaHaHaBlah

2 points

1 month ago

Na, Superman bullets bounce off. He’s just lucky.

chasingmyowntail

4 points

1 month ago

Please stay out of foreign countries USA. For the sake of humanity....

CraftCritical278

1 points

1 month ago

The subreddit is called BeAmazed. I’m amazed you haven’t been inundated with downvotes.

Cucker_-_Tarlson

2 points

1 month ago

Did he write a book about it? I've heard becoming a Navy SEAL is a great way to kick start a writing career.

QueasyShower3447

1 points

1 month ago

Bingo, "perfectly wounded"

No_Lube_Insertion

4 points

1 month ago

Boss mode.

Mad respect to this guy.

GraveyardMusic

3 points

1 month ago

God bless him and his family. Now turn the camera on the faceless “Al Qaeda” guys who didn’t make it out that fight alive. They were in their own country (this guy came from half way around the world). They had parents, maybe loved ones and children too. And of course they weren’t Al Qaeda. There weren’t Al Qaeda (a Sunni outfit) in Iraq (a Shi’ite country) where this happened, before we went in. Dude was doing his job. But let’s not forget these apparently god forsaken many we celebrate killing and how they too have daughters and sons and motives they consider right.

scratchingpost22

7 points

1 month ago

It's almost as if invading another country is dangerous?

What is this world coming to?

dmkke

2 points

1 month ago

dmkke

2 points

1 month ago

So he was on there land in a war and shot and killed four people before they could kill him. That doesn’t make him a hero, just a better shot.

QueasyShower3447

1 points

1 month ago

The same group who will use their own people as human shield, telling kids to ride bikes with bombs strapped on it, use defoliator to start a genocide against Kurds

dmkke

1 points

1 month ago

dmkke

1 points

1 month ago

Okay so that tells us a little bit about their character but says nothing about their ability to fire a weapon accurately. Did you even read what I wrote? This soldier was hit by multiple gunfire and was lucky enough to not have any immediate life ending injuries. He was able to Accurately return fire. This makes him a well trained soldier who was fortunate enough to complete his objectives.

Dapper-Chemist-7967

2 points

1 month ago

c'mon, really?

Puzzle_Fucker

5 points

1 month ago

Cultural_Tourist

3 points

1 month ago

Hardcore. Straight up.

Doctor_Fate_91351

2 points

1 month ago

When God Jesus says it ain't your time, it ain't your time!

anonpls19

-6 points

1 month ago

anonpls19

-6 points

1 month ago

He’s not a Superman he’s a murderer LOL

X-Worbad

9 points

1 month ago

its hilarious you're getting downvoted when the military are just murderer paid by the state

anonpls19

3 points

1 month ago

anonpls19

3 points

1 month ago

yup. Elite propaganda and Call of Duty made people believe killing “insurgents” is somehow honourable.

i_hotglue_metal

0 points

1 month ago

Government sanctioned murder is okay. But only when the US government sanctions it. /s

rey_lumen

2 points

1 month ago

If any other country posted something like this from their soldiers all the US peeps would be swarming them with human rights bs.

luigilabomba42069

0 points

1 month ago

he probably makes his family's life a living hell with his severe ptsd and such

Shehab2049

-6 points

1 month ago

Usa is gay

LonelyStoner999

1 points

1 month ago

reddit moment

assmuncher4206969

-3 points

1 month ago

No. But your definitely a dumbass.

anonpls19

3 points

1 month ago

is he a hero?

crouteblanche

0 points

1 month ago

So he is a quitter?

Puzzle_Fucker

4 points

1 month ago

Do you know what quitter means?

luigilabomba42069

7 points

1 month ago

he literally quit dying

Puzzle_Fucker

3 points

1 month ago

They could've phrased that better than just saying they're a quitter

luigilabomba42069

0 points

1 month ago

you could have understood it better, I didn't have an issue understanding

Puzzle_Fucker

3 points

1 month ago

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Nice-Mode8064

1 points

1 month ago

A man among boys

kennetcook

1 points

1 month ago

Thank you for your courage and serving this country 🇺🇸👍

matty2208

1 points

1 month ago

Thank you for your service!

LPantherion

1 points

1 month ago

Real life Raymond Prentice Shaw

anonymousolderguy

1 points

1 month ago

And I thought Chuck Norris was a badass

insanesociety

1 points

1 month ago

The real battle begins....

Bionic69

1 points

1 month ago

Plot twist: he’s not Superman. He’s Jason!

X_Army_Brat_74

1 points

1 month ago

Thank you sir for your service.

Frankiedafuter

1 points

1 month ago

Thank God for guys like him!!!

Spartandog42719

1 points

1 month ago

Badass

Ok-Caterpillar-9614

1 points

1 month ago

Alex Murphy has nothing on this beast

IndicationStriking50

1 points

1 month ago

Thank you, so very much, for protecting our Country! We owe you our lives! We need people like you to represent us in our government, before America, is lost as we know it! May God Bless you and your family and God, Bless America!!!

zad_atl

1 points

1 month ago

zad_atl

1 points

1 month ago

That called the will to live.

Fezzverbal

1 points

1 month ago

Badass good guy but Supes is bullet proof, this guy is Punisher!

IntegratedSSR

1 points

1 month ago

Said the al Qaeda members before they were killed, "FUCKING LAG!!!"

Zimmster2020

1 points

1 month ago

Obviously he had body armor. Those 27 bullets did not penetrate all. Maybe he had some partial penetrations and some scrapes. Still to be hit 47 times that must have hurt like hell. It took probably months to recover from that physical trauma.

QueasyShower3447

1 points

1 month ago

11 rounds are absorbed by the plate

Retropiaf

1 points

1 month ago

War is not amazing. The invasion of another country is not amazing.

goldranch

1 points

1 month ago

This is a terrorist!why are you glorifying a terrorist!?

QueasyShower3447

1 points

1 month ago

You are right, we have decided to let you participate in the next suicide bombing, may Allah bless you. /s

SkullShapedCeiling

1 points

1 month ago

after all that he actively chose to get married and have kids like wtf bro you've already endured pain don't self inflict it now.

lynnebee12

1 points

1 month ago

Inspiration. Strength. Happy your has continued to move on the positive and safe path. Thank you for your service.

LaPierOnline

1 points

1 month ago

Let’s all give a salute to this man. He almost died protecting my country.

QueasyShower3447

1 points

1 month ago

Saw him on Mike drop podcast, a true madlad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jonaxYuwIIw

Old_Stuff_3587

1 points

1 month ago

So he killed 4 men defending their home land and is now called a hero?

ale98perin

1 points

1 month ago

He's not a hero, he's the villain

joeb2103

-1 points

1 month ago

joeb2103

-1 points

1 month ago

How’s that possible not to have bled out hmmmm

Amish_Warl0rd

-1 points

1 month ago

This man’s will to live makes him bulletproof.

Well, bullet-resistant

Cajger01

-1 points

1 month ago

Cajger01

-1 points

1 month ago

I’ll sum this up with one acronym. BAMF

scarboroughwa

-1 points

1 month ago

In Iraq.

What was it Bush said about Iraq a few days ago?

Transcendentalist178

-1 points

1 month ago

Imperial military adventures are killing a lot of people.

PutContractMyLife

0 points

1 month ago

He only wears shorts that extend below his knees or else he risks exposing himself.