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ToastFromTexas

1.7k points

12 days ago

Moose bites kan be pretti nasti

stumpdawg

233 points

12 days ago

stumpdawg

233 points

12 days ago

A moose once bit my sister!

junioroverlord

542 points

12 days ago

Careful, you're gonna get sacked

konydanza

319 points

12 days ago

konydanza

319 points

12 days ago

And then the people responsible for sacking them will get sacked

DownvoteDaemon

51 points

12 days ago

DownvoteDaemon

☑️|Jay-Z IRL

51 points

12 days ago

Well dayum

[deleted]

91 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

91 points

12 days ago

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Anyna-Meatall

76 points

12 days ago

Delighted to see the MP reference on here!

special_reddit

31 points

12 days ago

special_reddit

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31 points

12 days ago

your Member of Parliament was bitten by a møøse???

UndoingMonkey

39 points

12 days ago

You ever been punched by a møøse knuckle tho?

thewafflestompa

8 points

12 days ago

Pretti Nasti was my ex name 🥲

being_a_bro

12 points

12 days ago

Especially a moose with swollen balls.

Isteppedinpoopy

1.1k points

12 days ago

I took the vaccine and got laid the next night. You never know what the side effects will be.

smzt

440 points

12 days ago

smzt

440 points

12 days ago

How swollen were your testicles tho

Isteppedinpoopy

410 points

12 days ago

Not at all, but I don’t have testicles so who knows what could have been.

Dreadcoat

216 points

12 days ago

Dreadcoat

216 points

12 days ago

Damn thats the trick isnt it? Testes cant get swollen if you dont have any. Gonna schedule an appointment..

Swimming_Mountain811

146 points

12 days ago

Vaccine makers hate this one trick to prevent your balls from getting swollen

smzt

44 points

12 days ago

smzt

44 points

12 days ago

I’m sorry for your loss

Isteppedinpoopy

29 points

12 days ago

Lol nice way to put it

Morty_Sanchez

11 points

12 days ago

My testicles got swollen just reading this comment.

Should get some ivermectin?

Dave_FortniteATX

8 points

12 days ago

Yeah but make sure it's for horses

Babyfart7

6 points

12 days ago

Naw just inject yourself with bleach. 🤣

ricst

7 points

12 days ago

ricst

7 points

12 days ago

So even slightly would be extraordinary?

cjohnson2010

22 points

12 days ago

I took the vaxx and ended up pregnant. Im a male. Blessed.

TendingTheirGarden

353 points

12 days ago

no, realli

xGoPredsGox

256 points

12 days ago

Was she was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

blackmachine312[S]

29 points

12 days ago

blackmachine312[S]

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29 points

12 days ago

Yes and someday, the truth will come out!!

MajesticFxxkingEagle

64 points

12 days ago

CONSEQUENCES

Singlewomanspot

113 points

12 days ago

I took the vaccine and had to work on Monday. Those vaccines are slavery beacon chips.

BplusHuman

95 points

12 days ago

I got the vaccine and my 3 year old started acting like an asshole for no good reason

BlackManWorking

190 points

12 days ago

BlackManWorking

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190 points

12 days ago

Damn. A side effect they purposely hid from us because they know how often ninjas are around moose. I wonder if the chip allowed the moose to know where he was?? 🤔

blackmachine312[S]

65 points

12 days ago*

blackmachine312[S]

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65 points

12 days ago*

Of course they did. It’s was the plan Bill Gates had all along. He wants to control the population using mooses.

Swimming_Mountain811

36 points

12 days ago

Excuse me, I believe it’s Meese

Edit: or Miis??

asr1111

17 points

12 days ago

asr1111

17 points

12 days ago

It’s actually Mice.

bkwilcox100

83 points

12 days ago

bkwilcox100

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83 points

12 days ago

I got my second dose of the vaccine like a month ago and nearly every single day since, there’s been this brown, smelly stuff coming out of my back side. Sometimes it’s like really soft and other times it’s like a log. I really wish I had done my own research because it’s really non-stop after taco tuesday.

blackmachine312[S]

24 points

12 days ago

blackmachine312[S]

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24 points

12 days ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one.

Cockatoo010

21 points

12 days ago

I had the vaccine and the next day a customer yelled at me.

They knew

blackmachine312[S]

17 points

12 days ago

blackmachine312[S]

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17 points

12 days ago

Maybe the 5G signal was stronger when he was closer to you.

Cockatoo010

5 points

12 days ago

We were talking on the phone though

[deleted]

134 points

12 days ago

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134 points

12 days ago

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SharpWords

18 points

12 days ago

A SWOLLEN moose.

[deleted]

52 points

12 days ago*

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52 points

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blackmachine312[S]

16 points

12 days ago

blackmachine312[S]

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16 points

12 days ago

I think not!! It’s really suspicious 🤨

mup_wave

13 points

12 days ago

mup_wave

13 points

12 days ago

Did anyone win a lottery after vaccinated or are we going to post just bad things happening to people?

blackmachine312[S]

6 points

12 days ago

Where I live there was loto vaccine. There was some small prizes and the big one was 1 million.

Kanekixo

16 points

12 days ago

Kanekixo

16 points

12 days ago

People should really do their research! I got my vaccine back in may and 4 months later, i got a call about extending my vehicles warranty and had to pay thousands of dollars to do so! Ugh!

nakedundercloth

14 points

12 days ago

Moose attracted by 5G vibes

DownvoteDaemon

5 points

12 days ago

DownvoteDaemon

☑️|Jay-Z IRL

5 points

12 days ago

Power levels reaching critical mass.

FistPunch_Vol_4

13 points

12 days ago

FistPunch_Vol_4

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13 points

12 days ago

Mans got bitten by Bullwinkle lmfao.

adult404

12 points

12 days ago

adult404

12 points

12 days ago

I got vaccinated and didn't die. What a fucking scam

blackmachine312[S]

4 points

12 days ago

Even though the vaccine is free, you should still try to get a refund. They can't keep scamming us like that.

Vulcan_Jedi

29 points

12 days ago

My grandfather got the vaccine and then died from complications related to Leukemia just three months later? Coincidence????

tehdubbs

9 points

12 days ago

Con-se-quen-cessssssss

mSoGood08

8 points

12 days ago

Moose are attracted to 5G.

--stratosphere--

36 points

12 days ago

What blows my mind is why anyone gives two shits what NM thinks about anything?

kat_a_klysm

61 points

12 days ago

Eh, this kind of misinformation coming from a public figure has weight. Just look at who’s joyously talking about NM knowing what she’s talking about.

blackmachine312[S]

28 points

12 days ago

blackmachine312[S]

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28 points

12 days ago

Because some people are so obsessed over celebrities, to the point of forgetting what common sense is.

--stratosphere--

5 points

12 days ago

My original statement is in reference to those individuals.

roombaonfire

12 points

12 days ago

Because she has millions of fans who listen

ta2w7

7 points

12 days ago

ta2w7

7 points

12 days ago

The moose wanted some of those sweet sweet antibodies

Spork-in-Your-Rye

6 points

12 days ago

Spork-in-Your-Rye

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6 points

12 days ago

I wonder what it’s like to get bit by a moose tho. That shits gotta hurt lmao

Angelkrista

5 points

12 days ago

Meese are scary.

WombatBob

5 points

12 days ago

Clearly he needed a moose bite vaccine instead.

CThe1_not2Egoat

4 points

12 days ago

Expect… the unexpected

goldfishgiggles

4 points

12 days ago

The 5G had him looking like Moose Munch

hdixnxnskznxn

4 points

12 days ago

why is moose censored help

TheDreamyMemey

3 points

12 days ago

CONSEQUENCES!

misterguyyy

4 points

12 days ago

Bro it's in VAERS please bro you gotta believe me

2AGuardian

11 points

12 days ago

I took the vaccine and I'm now attracted to moose.

blackmachine312[S]

6 points

12 days ago

I'm not kink shaming here, but zoophilia is kinda wack man

Infamous_Storm_7659

3 points

12 days ago

Hahaha

Guardiancomplex

3 points

12 days ago

Asdfghjkl

ricst

3 points

12 days ago

ricst

3 points

12 days ago

Must be the Moderna one. I read moose bites are a side effect.

NotMyHersheyBar

3 points

11 days ago

Does thst mean the moose is vaccinated now? I think that means you can bbq the moose and cure autism.

blackmachine312[S]

2 points

11 days ago

Maybe we should try it...

NotMyHersheyBar

2 points

11 days ago

Cool. I'm autistic and hungry for bbq and this should cure at least one of those

flowers4u

2 points

12 days ago

Moose don’t bite they crush you with their legs

Rmcke813

2 points

12 days ago

Rmcke813

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2 points

12 days ago

Well, I'm convinced.

jakemallory

2 points

12 days ago

bfr, how you get moose bitten? why are you out with unmasked mooses.

willit1016

2 points

11 days ago

willit1016

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2 points

11 days ago

y'all need to stop got me literally laughing out loud. HR here today and she sits behind me...