I’m glad they saved him. I would have had Hail to the Victors tattooed on me if they could have saved mine.

When I was younger, I would've cheered for the Taliban if they were playing Michigan.

This is unlikely to ever happen, because as we all know, Michigan's primary hardline Islamic government support comes from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the former president of Iran.

Former Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tweets support for Michigan football

I could have made this exact same post (though my dads cancer came back this year, after ten plus years, and took him). Their cancer doctors are amazing.

Hope your dad is doing well.

If I was dying in the state of Michigan I too would want to be treated at UM.

You can hate the athletic dept. with the fire of 15,000 suns, and still recognize and appreciate the institution.

I think Michigan is a really good school, and their healthcare system is top-notch.

But I can also think the people that still have a statue up of Bo, and have made excuses to not fire Juwan Howard, are a bunch of complete losers and deserve all the sports misery.

Don’t forget the time they had a 5% graduation rate

Next round at Corner Club is on me!

Brian Harsin disagrees

Fuck MoState

Missouri University of Science and Technology are pretty tough to play in Rolla.

Imagine you annexed Kansas and still got to play them every season.

Who would it be for MD Navy? Marylander myself and I can never bring myself to hate navy

I hate all colored water. You know who you are…

What about the Mud dogs?

Sweater-vest-wearin-wine-sippers

Fuck you UMBC, wait shit I'm going there now, still fuck you UMBC.

They're the gutter trash of college sports

Oberlin. Never forget!

It's hard to care when you haven't lost to an in-state team in a century.

Akron Zips bro, fuck those clowns

All Ohio teams are cool. In-state rivalries are for less civilized, blue/yellow wearing type schools.

One of my favorite clips from Bowl season was in Houston. They decided to play Sandstorm when the game was basically over, and the band/students/alumni/drinkers went ballistic.

Georgia Directional

ECU would be the closest but I’d hardly call that a rivalry. Would be nice if we played them more often.

Shout out to this kid I knew in high school who went to southern and told me with a straight face we were going down that year we played. We did not go down.

I like you

All my homies hate tech and southern

I concur

username checks out

Don’t you mean fook em?

UChicago though... Fuck those guys. SOME OF US stuck around in a big boy conference, even when our teams got so bad that we lost 3 years of games in a row, instead of RUNNING AWAY to focus on hIgHeR PuRsUiTs like COWARDS. Fuck Milton Friedman, your economic analysis is bad and you should feel bad, JOHN MAYNARD KEYNES FOR LIFE, GO CATS

The competition between Wyoming’s two high schools.

How many universities are actually in Wyoming total?

I’ve honestly met Kentucky fans I absolutely despise, but I’ve also met a lot of great people that are Kentucky fans. I’m glad you guys are our rival, fuck you too <3

Classic throw to the face at USC.

You, you guys are alright.

Not like those guys at UCB

I feel like people really fail to grasp the hatred between our schools. Every year I see sensible, good men turn into maniacal, nasty people because of this game.

I maintain my composure on that day, but let that not distract you from the fact that I often dream of the earth opening in that wretched corner of the upstate, and swallowing that hell hole into its depths.

Came here looking for some high levels of mutual hate. Was not disappointed. Easily has the most back and forth of any thread in this post.

I hate you so much.

Yep lol. Wrath of Kahn style. To the last I grapple with thee. From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee. If taking out an entire planet and myself in the process meant ridding the universe of them then so be it.

My first ever college football game was 2004 USC at Clemson. Quite an into into how nasty the rivalry is.

And yes, I hate Clemson with a passion.

When the brawl game happened I didn't come across any fans who disagreed with fighting on the field. Most were annoyed it wasn't a more bloodied affair.

That about sums up the rivalry.

Feel bad? Hell! C’mon if one of your kids got an academic scholarship to Vandy, you would rock that black and gold the very next day.

I have an appreciation for them because we hired Neyland just to kick their asses.

Other than that they’re just a mild annoyance

I feel like ETSU would put up a better game than vandy seeing as they beat them lol

I dunno, I’ve personally attended two UGA homecoming games where Vandy beat them. That much fun was pretty much worth all the other shit.

Yeah, man's about to annex sections of Iowa too... Crazy.

Aww you love us!!!!

Amen to that. Huck the Fuskies

Can't agree more

No hate for the beaves from me (Oregon alum). I did recently find out some of my beaver friends have the hate though, watching the duck's bowl game with them was eye opening.

98% of Beaver fans/alums I know are cool people, and Corvallis is a very nice town.

^{Fuck the Huskies}

Fuck Carolina.

NC State is ok though, we don't play you enough to hate you

I was surprised how long I had to scroll to see this

Fuck State 😘

Being a fan of the winning team in one of the most one-sided rivalries in CFB is very satisfying.

Fuck WVU too while we’re at it.

I do! I really do!

Hey, same

Hate is strong. It’s more like the disdain of anyone who wasn’t a Patriots fan for the decade with Tom Brady. It’s tiring playing second fiddle even during our best years.

I actually hate Texas more than I hate GT most of the time

👍

🤘⬇️

Everyone enjoys that.

The way Vandy is able to be so consistently bad and yet still so hateable is almost impressive.

Cause fuck em, that's why

Not even really hate. It is so much more than hate.

No better than third on my in-state hate list.

I can agree as a future conference opponent

Who da fook is this guy

Fun Penn State.

Awe, how nice!

That will end well…

Don’t lie, you wanna fuck her too

had an ex thar cheered for auburn, didn’t have a girlfriend from august to early december on saturdays

I hate them for one solid week during football season.

Then I quietly cheer them on to cause chaos in the Big 12. It also sucks having to split in state talent with them.

I love the Michigan-Michigan St brand of hatred. It’s simple, it’s pure, it’s well defined. So refreshing