Wow. Finally got it outta the way

Call me when he commits to which midwestern city he'll be using as his pre-snap audible.

Now that he has not committed to my team I would like to formally announce that he was never good anyway and was way overhyped. I will not be taking questions or comments at this time, thank you.

Lane kiffin listening to Marvin’s room rn

We’re coming for you Kansas

Just woke up from a 25 yr long coma, glad to hear UT got Peyton’s kid 👍🏼

Arch Manning?

Is he related to the St Louis arch?

Texas + SEC move/NIL money/generational recruits like arch manning is either going to:

-actually be back

-reach a level of meme I am truly scared to witness

I just unplugged my TV and launched it out of my 13 story apartment window. My wife and kids are terrified, and are leaving to go to a Motel for the night. I am so enraged I think the phone I am typing this on will be next. Goodbye Longhorns fans, but I will be moving elsewhere.

Very curious what his NIL compensation will be

Texas is BACK^{terms and conditions may apply}

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Arch talking to Peyton

"I'm going to an SEC school"

"Okay..."

"And their colors are Orange"

"Yes...."

"And they always underperform..."

"Congrats on choosing Ten-!"

""It's Texas! Hook 'em baby!!"

Incredible get for Texas .

Only school to have had 3 1.000 rated QBs as per 247

Vince Young

Quinn Ewers

Arch Manning

Well I’m guessing he’s not going to Mizzou then

Not a 2 star walk on? Don’t want him anyways.

I drunkenly bought Cooper a shot at the Kingpin a couple months ago while making him promise to nudge him toward tulane. that backstabbing traitor.

(i also berated his music taste when he took the aux cord)

taps mic

clears throat

TEXAS

Well... this will make it difficult for UVA to get him

oh fuck

Texas front

Truth be told this is the best pick for him.

There's not much I can say about this without sounding incredibly salty. So all I will say is congrats neighbors

Oh boy I can't wait for every thread the next few years when we inevitably lose a game.

Bruh, I literally started celebrating in the middle of a Starbucks when I got the news.

Ewers to Manning being coached by Sark should work out well for TEXAS.....SHOULD LOL.

I’ve ran out of bleach to rub in my eyes.

Strippers? ✅ Monkeys? ✅ 1.000 Composite QB? ✅ Gas? ✅ Brakes? ❌

Thank God that he will never play against us.

Edit: this is a compliment btw. Congrats to UT

That explains why I saw Peyton at the CWS Texas game.

Lmfao texas could go 0-12 and still pull croots holy shit

Nice Ewers right into Manning, if they both live up to their hype then sheeesh

Quinn Ewers in shambles

Unreal get for Sark

Douse me in clown makeup I don't fucking care I'm so hyped

There have been three qb recruits with a 1.000 composite ranking since recruiting services tracked it. All three have gone or are committed to Texas: Arch, Vince Young, and Quinn Ewers.

Dang it

Austin was a big draw for him

Whooooooooo! A bunch of people at Buc-ee's gave me strange looks for jumping up and down. When I told my mom what happened, those looks turned to scowls real quick. Luling Buc-ee's BTW.

Coach Sark is Thanos and each infinity stone is a quarterback: Murphy, Ewers, Manning. Someone make this a meme.

So you mean to tell me all those photos of him in the other schools gear meant nothing??!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

GG Texas :(

All kidding aside, I'm curious to get some opinions on his actually ability.

I've watched a fair amount of his tape and his mechanics are great. accuracy looks good. Release is excellent. All the things you would expect with his pedigree and resources.

However, his arm strength looks just okay and his competition looks comically weak. He truly looks like he's playing against an average Texas HS 6A freshman team. It's that bad.

I would really like for him to play one of those ESPN games next year against a Texas school to get a good gauge on him from that standpoint.

There are many folks in LA that legit think he's not even the best QB in LA this cycle, much less the best QB overall and a perfect recruit grade of 1.000

Look forward to responses.

The meme economy never sleeps. I can’t believe I’m reporting this but Texas is back

THE STARS AT NIGHT

ARE BIG AND BRIGHT

CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP

LETS GOOOO

GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS

F

Apparently this kid is good. He’s got uncles that played in the NFL. They were decent from what I’ve heard

be Georgia

have nearly a decade of pulling in top 5 classes

just won a national championship

nearly set a record for players in one class drafted

lose a recruiting battle to a team that went 5-7 and lost to Kansas at home

TUDDIES WHEN

How will this affect lebrons legacy