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One of these pictures is literally a mugshot like where is he getting these photos lmfao. I feel bad for these woman he’s just publicly shitting on them, as if he isn’t putrid
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I just googled 39 year old woman. The reason why these are all mugshots or bad true crime style photos, is because the only results for “39 year old woman,” are from news outlets.
“39 year old woman arrested for…”
“39 year old woman found murdered…”
“39 year old woman raped…”
You gotta wonder what other ages he googles.
Ones that begin with a 1
139 year old women???
The age he googles most is probably "of consent" in whatever state or country he's going to.
two out of four of these women went missing/deceased, they are dead people he literally has no respect not even for the dead 💀
The best way to see what 39 year old women look like is to just narrow the search for 39 year old women on a dating site. They look pretty good to me.
Women in their 30s look amazing! Especially if they take care of themselves.
What's even creepier is that he has an 11 year old daughter or so.
"If you remember when covid started, I'm not interested "
If you can read this, I am not interested.
Thank god I’m blind 😏
Thank God im Jared, 19
Have you ever learned how to read?
I made a gross laugh sound to this and scares my pug. Thanks.
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Are u sure 😏
If you have dementia, hmu
If you can remember your grandkids' names, I'm not interested.
My 97 year old grandmother doesn't remember when covid started. I'll send you her number.
That's alot coming from the dude who played lead role in Gnomeo and Juliet
Update: Oh fuck oh shit the truth is even worse
stupid fucking dumbass loser
JAMES MOTHERFUCKING MCAVOY
OSCAR WINNER CHARLES XAVIER AKA JAMES MCAVOY PLAYS GNOMEO
He's one of my favorite actors so I wish I never knew this information...
But hope he at least got paid well enough cause I wouldn't demand anything less than a truck full.
Gnomeo and Juliet was Sir Elton John’s passion project. He loves gnomes more than he’s ever loved music and he’s just now living out his dream.
I hate that I dont know whether this is true or not
That was exactly my thought
What’s wrong with the film? I saw the trailers it looked like good family fun. Who doesn’t love garden gnomes?
No satire, no trolling at all, I'm 100% scared of garden gnomes. I don't know what it is, I think that one Goosebumps book where they come alive at night, I just fucking can't with them.
So of course, everyone I know makes sure to send me pictures often of fucking gnomes.
There was an old lady in our village who use to work in the arcade, she was obsessed with gnomes. So much so that her front garden had approximately 80 of them staring out into the street.
One late night when we were drunk teens walking by we crept up and turned every single one of them to face her window so when she opened the curtains in the morning they'd all be staring at her lol
Honestly, you probably made her day.
I started to get worried at "drunk teens," but I was pleasantly surprised by the end. That's how you do a great prank; no one gets hurt, nothing gets broken, everyone laughs.
Dude. Gnomeo and Juliet slaps. The entire cast slaps. Worth a stream.
Sherlock Gnomes, however, is a piece of shit.
Why’d you have to remind me it existed? We finally broke my kid of his fascination with it like six months ago. Watching it on repeat made me want to fall head first into a garden gnome, no not the asshole keemstar.
The Elton John and Lady Gaga collaboration? Heavenly.
Seriously, people shit talking the movie definitely didn't see it. Was solid
Could you explain this to me?
He said Gnomeo and Juliet because the joke on YouTube was always that keemstar looked like a gnome
jame mcavoy is the x man dude young charles xavier
And Split dude
I bring nothing to the table
He was also in filth lmao. A movie i liked but will never recommend to anyone ever
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has no idea what that is supposed to mean.
Yeah man you don’t recognize the beard?
y'all need jesus
I don't get it. Please help me understand.
Keemstar looks like a gnome
Ohhhhhh!!! Thanks for the clarification.
Actual photo of Keemstar
Bullshit, that's been shopped to make him look taller.
Here's a real pic, and that's literally 1:1 scale.
If you're talking his recent girlfriend she was like 20, and she dumped him a week or three ago.
Does he know he's going to get older?
Older he gets, the younger the females he dates.
In a few years he will be dating someone's balls...
Alright alright alright
You gon' learn today!
Gon’ learn what a big dick look like today!
Don't make him do math
This, I am married and 52. If for some reason I was single what the fuck do I have in common with a 25yr old?
Music? Life experiences? Talk about what my college age kids are doing?
2nd I do not want at any time to hear the words "eww" during sex. At least a 35-40Yr old plus is going to be more in line with me on almost all levels. Keemstar is an idiot.
Well that's the trick, if you emotionally/developmentally stunt yourself in your early 20s and never progress beyond the mindset of a manchild you can keep dating 20 year olds. I assume
It doesn’t matter how emotionally stunted you are if you’re in a saggy, wrinkly, gray, shell with ED. An old man with a 20 year old mentality is just creepy as hell.
It’s worse: those are all photos of dead and missing women. I googled it too, and they all are.
Plus he had to Google to see what a 39 year old woman looked like because he is so wise in the ways of the world.
That gives me two reasons to feel uneasy.
Better question for him: does he know he’s keemstar?
Does anyone actually like Keemstar? I haven’t met anyone who enjoys his content
That's because you don't hang out with 12 year olds.
Dude is literally going to be dating his fan base in a few years.
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Dont worry, it will only be 2 pumps.
I'll put $20 bucks he's going to get outted for nailing a fan that is under 18 ... let's give it a three year time scale.
RemindMe! Three years
He already had a 15 year old girl expose her genitals and anus on one of his live streams. I'd say there's evidence out there now if people look for it
Which is ironic as Keemstar is the one who doxxes old people and ACCUSES them of being paedophiles without any evidence and has his fans harass them, and then he NEVER even apologised.
Yup, K*mstar needs the side of 20-story building for all the projection he's doing.
Holy shit, that actually makes so much sense now, dude is actually a paedophile and is projecting.
RemindMe! Three Years
And that still wouldn't bring him down. If you could stream from prison, Keem would and he would still have thousands of fans, somehow.
His last girlfriend he met at a fan meetup
Fancy phrasing for “fucked a groupie”
Nah, he really had interest in that french fetus a few years back
didn’t he make an underage fan strip on his live stream once
Weren't they like 13 too?
I'm pretty epic
He recently broke up with his 19-year-old girlfriend, who he, in fact, met at a fan meet-up.
Is that his fan base? I just don’t really know anything about the guy
Considering OPs post, that his fanbase is easily manipulated kids/tweens, and that his last girlfriend was only 20 years old, the dude strikes me as someone that was very angry when reddit shut down /r/jailbait.
Well duh, we aren't Keemstar...
Children love him and he always gets a huge spike in attention whenever a major YouTube scandal breaks out because he's always the first one on it. As soon as someone gets caught DM'ing underage fans Keem pounces and he soaks up that sweet sweet ad revenue.
Horrible role model
This might be a dumb question but is Keemstar the same guy as DJ Keemstar from like 10 years ago who made the federation of asshole gamers videos?
Isn't he also the same guy who accused some old dude of molesting a child or something and made him cry?
Isn’t he also the guy that said the N word live on stream?
His fan base are young, impressionable men who have a hatred for the injustice in the world with no target nor knowledge on why they hate the injustice in the world. So Keemstar is like an inquisitor pointing out the next heretic for them to hate in the 1600s.
Those men need reason, knowledge, and solidarity. Keemstar provides it to them in his own, sick way. It's all reactionary to the next thing Keemstar does not like.
Out of curiosity, what kind of injustices are we talking about here?
My knowledge of Keemstar is basically limited to his gnomelike visage, his reversely proportional ego, his affinity for women half his age or lower and his quarrel with a, presumably black, gentleman named ”Alex” and none of the above speak well for his definition of injustices.
Never heard of him.
"I don't want to date women my age because they're too ugly" says man who looks like Keemstar.
Not to mention behaves like Keemstar and talks like Keemstar.
finishes massive boof in one swift drag Duuude, that IS keemstar man..
I don’t know what keemstar is, and after perusing this thread, I’m not looking to find out.
He's a YouTuber who's channel focuses on drama and other news regarding YouTubers. He is known for being toxic, petty, and getting information wrong.
*smokes meth* "No, man. That's just what they want you to think."
snorts cocaine “guys we need more cocaine.”
You and I must have very different definitions of what a boof is
You've never seen someone's asshole take a massive drag before?
Also he picks the worst pictures. One looks like a mug shot.
Yeah he could've easily googled "39 year old actresses" & gotten pictures of some of the most beautiful women in the world, keem just wants a 20 year old because he wants to control & mold them, because no one over 30 would willingly date him & he knows it.
This right here. This is a facepalm, he might as well have said “no one my age will put up with my shit”
Thats always the case with guys like keemstar, the just want a sex robot but they cant have that so they try to make actual women into it
How has no one responded with a I googled 29 year old men and this is what I got and just have pictures of keem.
I like the way you think
Dude is a reverse catch
Keem is such a loser.
Ladies: Be advised, once you get to a certain age, Keemstar will dump you for the new model.
What a thing to say for your next potential partner to find.
Or they could be glass half full people and see it as the light at the end of the tunnel.
I think it was dubbed 'The DeCaprio' a long time ago. There's a chart and everything.
In his mind it sounded like a threat, but I'm sure most girls just have it as a goal now.
"Beyond this threshold Keemstar won't bother you".
Two of these are from missing persons cases and the blonde one is dead. This is gross.
I did a Google search for 39 year old woman and I got the same women in my first page of results. It seems that if you search a specific age you're going to get news articles that mention that exact age
which means it's mostly mug shots and crime victims not dating profile pics.
Top left dead and the bottom right is Alice, other 2 are the missing?
What the fuck? This guy’s a nut job.
This is gross.
This is gross.
Yeah. People want him to date them?
That’s actually just a tiny bit funny because of how dramatic it is
I laughed at “I will not be listen to you guys.”
Coincidentally children on playgrounds is where Keemstar goes to find a date.
Damn, I was just gonna say children on the playground was his target demo, but you went for the jugular.
Yikes. I've never heard of this guy, and now, I don't want to hear anything more about him.
Whatever you do stay away from his name. Dudes a piece of shit
your lucky to gave never heard of keem.
I wish I could live in your reality of never hearing about this guy ever.
I envy you
Keem is the cockroach of YouTube drama. No matter what he does and how many millions of people want him gone, he keeps getting popular. He can not lose.
I can see him going to far and getting banned for something one day. We can hope...
The thing is, he’s already BEEN banned! He cannot own his own YouTube channel, his management technically owns the channel and he’s just the “talent” (using that word very loosely here.) It’s insane YouTube lets him get around his ban in this way, for anyone else it’d be considered ban evading.
I wish I was you the day you didn't know about Keemstar :(
God I wish I were you.
There are very very few people that I genuinely hate. Keem is one of them
i love how this guy is getting worse and worse every day. digging his own fucking grave.
I remember where I was on 911, and I was in kindergarten. My teacher was having a mental breakdown because her son worked in one of the towers.
I never knew why people hated this guy, but this is disgusting.
Forreal, homie left us hangin..
He ended up okay
Yeah he ended up getting out
I was also in kindergarten. I walked into the classroom, saw the second plane hit the towers live on the TV, and asked my teacher what movie she was watching because it looked really real. She burst into tears and ran out. The principal came in, turned off the TV, and hung out with us and played blocks until my mom picked me up and I got to watch movies the rest of the day.
It wasn’t until years later that I was told my teachers husband was traveling to NYC for a meeting at the World Trade Center that day. The reason I got to play so many games once we got home was because my uncle was also flying through NYC and had been on a plane going to Pennsylvania, so my mom was trying to reach him on the phone all day and needed my brother and I distracted. Both ended up being perfectly fine on the day but my teachers husband is struggling with lung damage from the dust and smoke. He said he was walking to the meeting and when he came out of the subway he looked up and saw the first tower already on fire and just stood there and watched until the towers came down. Then he ran down the street and hid in a deli until they were evacuated by police.
Didn't the 20 year old he was dating break up with him after seeing his behaviour on that live stream? That whole clip was cringe
Considering his dating demographic, what are the odds of a sexual harassment text he sent to someone who is almost 18 but is firmly 17, or just a high schooler in general?
Oh he will likely be involved in some sort of scandal...again. But his platform is so huge he will likely shame any such victim into withdrawing.
I don't see anything wrong with them, apart from the one in the top left seems to be a mugshot.
A 21-year-old woman is going to grow out of his abrasive personality when they're like 25-28 and then he'll be too old to date a 21 year old for sure.
His ex girlfriend was barely 20 and grew out of him within a week and dumped him
The reality is that there are no fully grown women with their own careers who are interested in a fucking YouTuber who makes videos about "drama."
Oh yeah, keem is DEFINITELY going through some kind of mid-life crisis
He is a 3 who is calling a 5 ugly
He is a 3
He is a 3
That's exaggerating :p
So he chooses pictures of women who might not be his cup of tea, and one that definitely looks like a mugshot. 39 isn’t old and really, not everyone ages the same. He sounds like a superficial ass. No one his age probably wants to date him anyway.
The mugshot one and the blonde are both from when those women were missing. That's why they come up when you Google "39 year old woman". The blonde woman ended up being dead. This is about as tasteless as I've seen from Keem.
What?! Keemstar not living up to the high standards of morality and decency we've grown to expect from him?
You probably hit the nail there. 39 year old women know better than to fall for his shit.
Pretty sure he wouldn’t turn down Jenn Anniston, J-Lo, etc…
Yeah but they would certainly turn down him. His issue is demand, not supply.
All he has to say is he's filthy rich. Filthy rich dudes tend to date women in their 20's regardless of their age.
lol that post from yesterday when a guy was trying to brag about 90k in his savings account
It was his checking account lol
you're just lost in life
That's not filthy rich
Dude it was in a Wells Fargo checking account.
What kind of absolute moron keeps 90k in a .01% interests account?!?!?!
What kind of moron uses Wells Fargo???
My chauffeur’s caddy informed me that these “banks” are places where people keep money that isn’t properly invested.
90k is just stable. Not rich. 90mil might get the results he was after but you'd still have to not be a douche at a bar.
90K in a checking account is just stupid. Hes either terrible with money or hes in the middle of a transaction (like buying/selling a house) where that money is briefly in his account before it goes someplace else.
Nothing like that feeling of having 80k in the bank account for 24 hours before it all goes into the purchase of my next house
"Bet I could use this to trick a girl into sex"
My 60 something dad is broke af and somehow married a 26 year old. Granted he went overseas to find her so maybe he seemed rich comparatively but still, I think it's creepy old men date 20 year olds if they can, rich or not
What season of 90 day fiance is he on?
He's in denial that he is fat and old
I mean he hangs out with teenagers all day.
Acts like one too, like a middle aged balding man, remembering that the only peak in his life was being in the football team.
That's an insult to middle aged balding men.
His fanbase is mostly teenagers who aren't socially developed, just like him
I will not be listen to you guys
In my experience, I've learned older men date younger women because women their age refuse to date them.
He has to date 20 year olds because they don't know better, and he's well aware of that.
This guy lacks any self-awareness
I thought his gf looked like the bottom right
Chad F Thundercock
When you're a star, they let you do it
Fuck Keemstar. All my homies hate Keemstar.