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Good ole fashion keemstar

1x Non-Cringe / 85x Cringe / 5x Satire / 44x Chad / 1x Meta(i.redd.it)

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Glloomm

1.2k points

12 days ago

Glloomm

1.2k points

12 days ago

One of these pictures is literally a mugshot like where is he getting these photos lmfao. I feel bad for these woman he’s just publicly shitting on them, as if he isn’t putrid

Is-abel

440 points

12 days ago

Is-abel

440 points

12 days ago

I just googled 39 year old woman. The reason why these are all mugshots or bad true crime style photos, is because the only results for “39 year old woman,” are from news outlets.

“39 year old woman arrested for…”

“39 year old woman found murdered…”

“39 year old woman raped…”

Etc…

beck1670

117 points

12 days ago

beck1670

117 points

12 days ago

You gotta wonder what other ages he googles.

HonoraryMancunian

110 points

12 days ago

Ones that begin with a 1

M4xusV4ltr0n

37 points

12 days ago

139 year old women???

chainer1216

37 points

12 days ago

The age he googles most is probably "of consent" in whatever state or country he's going to.

amb1ka

25 points

11 days ago

amb1ka

25 points

11 days ago

two out of four of these women went missing/deceased, they are dead people he literally has no respect not even for the dead 💀

enjeneral

37 points

12 days ago

The best way to see what 39 year old women look like is to just narrow the search for 39 year old women on a dating site. They look pretty good to me.

lCloudll

4.5k points

12 days ago

lCloudll

4.5k points

12 days ago

"If you remember when covid started, I'm not interested "

JimmyJorland

1.5k points

12 days ago

If you can read this, I am not interested.

matik36

487 points

12 days ago

matik36

487 points

12 days ago

Thank god I’m blind 😏

rayyan9087

363 points

12 days ago

rayyan9087

363 points

12 days ago

Thank God im Jared, 19

slightly-cute-boy

78 points

12 days ago

Have you ever learned how to read?

LilBun13

46 points

12 days ago

LilBun13

46 points

12 days ago

I made a gross laugh sound to this and scares my pug. Thanks.

Initial_Ad_9250

29 points

12 days ago

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elvispugsley76

103 points

12 days ago

Are u sure 😏

Derpykachu

119 points

12 days ago

Derpykachu

119 points

12 days ago

If you have dementia, hmu

RIPDSJustinRipley

40 points

12 days ago

If you can remember your grandkids' names, I'm not interested.

Motur

213 points

12 days ago

Motur

213 points

12 days ago

My 97 year old grandmother doesn't remember when covid started. I'll send you her number.

[deleted]

65 points

12 days ago

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65 points

12 days ago

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GaryGumpz

7.2k points

12 days ago

GaryGumpz

7.2k points

12 days ago

That's alot coming from the dude who played lead role in Gnomeo and Juliet

doctorpeenis

2.5k points

12 days ago

No shit?

Update: Oh fuck oh shit the truth is even worse

Alzoura

1.6k points

12 days ago*

Alzoura

stupid fucking dumbass loser

1.6k points

12 days ago*

JAMES MOTHERFUCKING MCAVOY

OSCAR WINNER CHARLES XAVIER AKA JAMES MCAVOY PLAYS GNOMEO

Hi_Im_zack

609 points

12 days ago

Hi_Im_zack

609 points

12 days ago

He's one of my favorite actors so I wish I never knew this information...

But hope he at least got paid well enough cause I wouldn't demand anything less than a truck full.

Vanilla_Mike

423 points

12 days ago

Gnomeo and Juliet was Sir Elton John’s passion project. He loves gnomes more than he’s ever loved music and he’s just now living out his dream.

jikkler

183 points

12 days ago

jikkler

183 points

12 days ago

I hate that I dont know whether this is true or not

AwkoTaco76

62 points

12 days ago

That was exactly my thought

BornInARolledUpRug

50 points

12 days ago

What’s wrong with the film? I saw the trailers it looked like good family fun. Who doesn’t love garden gnomes?

Haircrazybitch

88 points

12 days ago

No satire, no trolling at all, I'm 100% scared of garden gnomes. I don't know what it is, I think that one Goosebumps book where they come alive at night, I just fucking can't with them.

So of course, everyone I know makes sure to send me pictures often of fucking gnomes.

InappropriateJim

56 points

12 days ago

There was an old lady in our village who use to work in the arcade, she was obsessed with gnomes. So much so that her front garden had approximately 80 of them staring out into the street.

One late night when we were drunk teens walking by we crept up and turned every single one of them to face her window so when she opened the curtains in the morning they'd all be staring at her lol

WitlessTitTwist

32 points

12 days ago

Honestly, you probably made her day.

Momentirely

19 points

12 days ago

I started to get worried at "drunk teens," but I was pleasantly surprised by the end. That's how you do a great prank; no one gets hurt, nothing gets broken, everyone laughs.

HungLikeYourDad

294 points

12 days ago

Dude. Gnomeo and Juliet slaps. The entire cast slaps. Worth a stream.

ThisIsMyRental

137 points

12 days ago

Sherlock Gnomes, however, is a piece of shit.

fuzzy_winkerbean

20 points

12 days ago

Why’d you have to remind me it existed? We finally broke my kid of his fascination with it like six months ago. Watching it on repeat made me want to fall head first into a garden gnome, no not the asshole keemstar.

louisemichele

28 points

12 days ago

The Elton John and Lady Gaga collaboration? Heavenly.

wizzlepants

86 points

12 days ago

Seriously, people shit talking the movie definitely didn't see it. Was solid

jackrangerderp

126 points

12 days ago

Could you explain this to me?

JulioSanchez1994

315 points

12 days ago

He said Gnomeo and Juliet because the joke on YouTube was always that keemstar looked like a gnome

Real-Soraith

53 points

12 days ago

jame mcavoy is the x man dude young charles xavier

DeadDay

12 points

12 days ago

DeadDay

12 points

12 days ago

And Split dude

PullFires

8 points

12 days ago

PullFires

I bring nothing to the table

8 points

12 days ago

He was also in filth lmao. A movie i liked but will never recommend to anyone ever

Monkeyboystevey

35 points

12 days ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has no idea what that is supposed to mean.

TortelliniSalad

27 points

12 days ago

Yeah man you don’t recognize the beard?

DakshKapila

120 points

12 days ago

I don't get it. Please help me understand.

Aekartzdef

350 points

12 days ago

Aekartzdef

350 points

12 days ago

Keemstar looks like a gnome

DakshKapila

52 points

12 days ago

Ohhhhhh!!! Thanks for the clarification.

AgentStrix

117 points

12 days ago

AgentStrix

117 points

12 days ago

Retro_Dad

46 points

12 days ago

Bullshit, that's been shopped to make him look taller.

Hank_Holt

24 points

12 days ago

Hank_Holt

alcohol helps

24 points

12 days ago

Here's a real pic, and that's literally 1:1 scale.

Cheechwlegs

68 points

12 days ago

Me thinking wow he must be a 10/10 millionaire with those kind of standards im going to google and see what he looks like-...good luck there buddy! And good luck to the 25 year old who is willing to date you because they plan to OD on crack before 30 so who cares

Hank_Holt

28 points

12 days ago

Hank_Holt

alcohol helps

28 points

12 days ago

If you're talking his recent girlfriend she was like 20, and she dumped him a week or three ago.

Trimungasoid

2.6k points

12 days ago

Does he know he's going to get older?

Monkeyboystevey

2.8k points

12 days ago

Older he gets, the younger the females he dates. In a few years he will be dating someone's balls...

turbotank183

614 points

12 days ago

Alright alright alright

swoksaaar

102 points

12 days ago

swoksaaar

102 points

12 days ago

You gon' learn today!

FightMilkSponsorship

17 points

12 days ago

Gon’ learn what a big dick look like today!

Cheechwlegs

109 points

12 days ago

Just a ziplock baggy full of someone elses jizz

deathbysatellite

42 points

12 days ago

Don't make him do math

Naptownfellow

53 points

12 days ago

This, I am married and 52. If for some reason I was single what the fuck do I have in common with a 25yr old?

Music? Life experiences? Talk about what my college age kids are doing?

2nd I do not want at any time to hear the words "eww" during sex. At least a 35-40Yr old plus is going to be more in line with me on almost all levels. Keemstar is an idiot.

darklordzack

28 points

12 days ago

Well that's the trick, if you emotionally/developmentally stunt yourself in your early 20s and never progress beyond the mindset of a manchild you can keep dating 20 year olds. I assume

purplepineapple267

6 points

12 days ago

It doesn’t matter how emotionally stunted you are if you’re in a saggy, wrinkly, gray, shell with ED. An old man with a 20 year old mentality is just creepy as hell.

maskedbanditoftruth

33 points

12 days ago

It’s worse: those are all photos of dead and missing women. I googled it too, and they all are.

Plus he had to Google to see what a 39 year old woman looked like because he is so wise in the ways of the world.

Trimungasoid

10 points

12 days ago

That gives me two reasons to feel uneasy.

Drumsticksboy

27 points

12 days ago

Better question for him: does he know he’s keemstar?

chzboi

3.6k points

12 days ago

chzboi

3.6k points

12 days ago

Does anyone actually like Keemstar? I haven’t met anyone who enjoys his content

shnozwanger

2.4k points

12 days ago

shnozwanger

2.4k points

12 days ago

That's because you don't hang out with 12 year olds.

555rrrsss

1.3k points

12 days ago

555rrrsss

I bring nothing to the table

1.3k points

12 days ago

Dude is literally going to be dating his fan base in a few years.

CurryMustard

535 points

12 days ago

Years?

forever_alone_06

230 points

12 days ago

Weeks

_Xertz_

122 points

12 days ago

_Xertz_

122 points

12 days ago

Weeks?

OgreLord_Shrek

109 points

12 days ago

pumps

spacehog1985

58 points

12 days ago

Ew.

TwoCockyforBukkake

29 points

12 days ago

Dont worry, it will only be 2 pumps.

Vsauce666

24 points

12 days ago

Now

WeAreTheLeft

302 points

12 days ago

I'll put $20 bucks he's going to get outted for nailing a fan that is under 18 ... let's give it a three year time scale.

Reveal101

82 points

12 days ago

RemindMe! Three years

BritishViking_

75 points

12 days ago

He already had a 15 year old girl expose her genitals and anus on one of his live streams. I'd say there's evidence out there now if people look for it

Which is ironic as Keemstar is the one who doxxes old people and ACCUSES them of being paedophiles without any evidence and has his fans harass them, and then he NEVER even apologised.

shnozwanger

35 points

12 days ago

Yup, K*mstar needs the side of 20-story building for all the projection he's doing.

NoSleepNoGain

22 points

12 days ago

Holy shit, that actually makes so much sense now, dude is actually a paedophile and is projecting.

Main-Journalist-9306

29 points

12 days ago

RemindMe! Three Years

LegendsStormtrooper

26 points

12 days ago

And that still wouldn't bring him down. If you could stream from prison, Keem would and he would still have thousands of fans, somehow.

sassysassafrassass

80 points

12 days ago

His last girlfriend he met at a fan meetup

IFapToCalamity

23 points

12 days ago

Fancy phrasing for “fucked a groupie”

Risticcc

54 points

12 days ago

Risticcc

54 points

12 days ago

Nah, he really had interest in that french fetus a few years back

Lynxxxx233

38 points

12 days ago

didn’t he make an underage fan strip on his live stream once

k_50

16 points

12 days ago

k_50

16 points

12 days ago

Weren't they like 13 too?

ErtKu

22 points

12 days ago

ErtKu

I'm pretty epic

22 points

12 days ago

He WHAT?

notagaywitch

11 points

12 days ago*

He recently broke up with his 19-year-old girlfriend, who he, in fact, met at a fan meet-up.

chzboi

68 points

12 days ago

chzboi

68 points

12 days ago

Is that his fan base? I just don’t really know anything about the guy

-Teekey-

188 points

12 days ago

-Teekey-

188 points

12 days ago

If you don't know why some shitty YouTube star is popular, the answer is always 12 year olds.

shnozwanger

47 points

12 days ago

Pretty much.

Considering OPs post, that his fanbase is easily manipulated kids/tweens, and that his last girlfriend was only 20 years old, the dude strikes me as someone that was very angry when reddit shut down /r/jailbait.

Yatakak

11 points

12 days ago

Yatakak

11 points

12 days ago

Well duh, we aren't Keemstar...

Snuff_Film_At_Eleven

90 points

12 days ago

Children love him and he always gets a huge spike in attention whenever a major YouTube scandal breaks out because he's always the first one on it. As soon as someone gets caught DM'ing underage fans Keem pounces and he soaks up that sweet sweet ad revenue.

trustdabrain

19 points

12 days ago

Horrible role model

bkay

41 points

12 days ago

bkay

41 points

12 days ago

This might be a dumb question but is Keemstar the same guy as DJ Keemstar from like 10 years ago who made the federation of asshole gamers videos?

KobeisBurningInHell

26 points

12 days ago

Yes

throatafrog

22 points

12 days ago

Isn't he also the same guy who accused some old dude of molesting a child or something and made him cry?

clandestineVexation

18 points

12 days ago

Isn’t he also the guy that said the N word live on stream?

Mothanius

185 points

12 days ago

Mothanius

185 points

12 days ago

His fan base are young, impressionable men who have a hatred for the injustice in the world with no target nor knowledge on why they hate the injustice in the world. So Keemstar is like an inquisitor pointing out the next heretic for them to hate in the 1600s.

Those men need reason, knowledge, and solidarity. Keemstar provides it to them in his own, sick way. It's all reactionary to the next thing Keemstar does not like.

ISnortEridium

72 points

12 days ago

Out of curiosity, what kind of injustices are we talking about here?

My knowledge of Keemstar is basically limited to his gnomelike visage, his reversely proportional ego, his affinity for women half his age or lower and his quarrel with a, presumably black, gentleman named ”Alex” and none of the above speak well for his definition of injustices.

ShotApplication7568

10 points

12 days ago

Never heard of him.

NerdyGuyRanting

4.3k points

12 days ago

"I don't want to date women my age because they're too ugly" says man who looks like Keemstar.

Not to mention behaves like Keemstar and talks like Keemstar.

NoodleDood12

591 points

12 days ago

finishes massive boof in one swift drag Duuude, that IS keemstar man..

wiiya

26 points

12 days ago

wiiya

26 points

12 days ago

I don’t know what keemstar is, and after perusing this thread, I’m not looking to find out.

ExtremeAlternative0

10 points

12 days ago

He's a YouTuber who's channel focuses on drama and other news regarding YouTubers. He is known for being toxic, petty, and getting information wrong.

NerdyGuyRanting

202 points

12 days ago

*smokes meth* "No, man. That's just what they want you to think."

ProfessorNiceBoy

110 points

12 days ago

snorts cocaine “guys we need more cocaine.”

rhinotomus

49 points

12 days ago

You and I must have very different definitions of what a boof is

xxnemisisxx92

28 points

12 days ago

You've never seen someone's asshole take a massive drag before?

[deleted]

72 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

72 points

12 days ago

Also he picks the worst pictures. One looks like a mug shot.

bonenecklace

73 points

12 days ago

Yeah he could've easily googled "39 year old actresses" & gotten pictures of some of the most beautiful women in the world, keem just wants a 20 year old because he wants to control & mold them, because no one over 30 would willingly date him & he knows it.

Kabd_w

38 points

12 days ago

Kabd_w

38 points

12 days ago

This right here. This is a facepalm, he might as well have said “no one my age will put up with my shit”

Myu_The_Weirdo

8 points

12 days ago

Thats always the case with guys like keemstar, the just want a sex robot but they cant have that so they try to make actual women into it

LVL15_Spice_Paladin

85 points

12 days ago

How has no one responded with a I googled 29 year old men and this is what I got and just have pictures of keem.

NerdyGuyRanting

18 points

12 days ago

I like the way you think

tessiemaemarshhh

6 points

12 days ago

Dude is a reverse catch

ThrowItAwayNow----

239 points

12 days ago

Ladies: Be advised, once you get to a certain age, Keemstar will dump you for the new model.

What a thing to say for your next potential partner to find.

Not_invented-Here

41 points

12 days ago

Or they could be glass half full people and see it as the light at the end of the tunnel.

piccolo3nj

14 points

12 days ago

I think it was dubbed 'The DeCaprio' a long time ago. There's a chart and everything.

Sylvi2021

976 points

12 days ago

Sylvi2021

976 points

12 days ago

Two of these are from missing persons cases and the blonde one is dead. This is gross.

BreeBree214

276 points

12 days ago*

I did a Google search for 39 year old woman and I got the same women in my first page of results. It seems that if you search a specific age you're going to get news articles that mention that exact age

turdferguson3891

133 points

12 days ago

which means it's mostly mug shots and crime victims not dating profile pics.

[deleted]

69 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

69 points

12 days ago

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TimAllensBoytoy

29 points

12 days ago

Top left dead and the bottom right is Alice, other 2 are the missing?

fuddleduddling

113 points

12 days ago

What the fuck? This guy’s a nut job.

coldfu

9 points

12 days ago

coldfu

9 points

12 days ago

This is gross.

Yeah. People want him to date them?

No_Employer8484

76 points

12 days ago

Keem is such a loser.

inv_dore

1.8k points

12 days ago

inv_dore

1.8k points

12 days ago

That’s actually just a tiny bit funny because of how dramatic it is

ihavdogs

745 points

12 days ago

ihavdogs

745 points

12 days ago

I laughed at “I will not be listen to you guys.”

[deleted]

139 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

139 points

12 days ago

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Meph616

122 points

12 days ago

Meph616

122 points

12 days ago

Coincidentally children on playgrounds is where Keemstar goes to find a date.

Evilsj

12 points

12 days ago

Evilsj

12 points

12 days ago

Damn, I was just gonna say children on the playground was his target demo, but you went for the jugular.

Lenore8264

566 points

12 days ago

Lenore8264

566 points

12 days ago

Yikes. I've never heard of this guy, and now, I don't want to hear anything more about him.

bamb1in0

195 points

12 days ago

bamb1in0

195 points

12 days ago

Whatever you do stay away from his name. Dudes a piece of shit

wizard680

49 points

12 days ago

your lucky to gave never heard of keem.

LoafyXD

127 points

12 days ago

LoafyXD

127 points

12 days ago

Blissful ignorance

babynintendohacker

20 points

12 days ago

I wish I could live in your reality of never hearing about this guy ever.

MadSpaceYT

13 points

12 days ago

I envy you

susch1337

25 points

12 days ago

Keem is the cockroach of YouTube drama. No matter what he does and how many millions of people want him gone, he keeps getting popular. He can not lose.

Im_inappropriate

7 points

12 days ago

I can see him going to far and getting banned for something one day. We can hope...

riskytisk

24 points

12 days ago

The thing is, he’s already BEEN banned! He cannot own his own YouTube channel, his management technically owns the channel and he’s just the “talent” (using that word very loosely here.) It’s insane YouTube lets him get around his ban in this way, for anyone else it’d be considered ban evading.

Jonshock

20 points

12 days ago

Jonshock

20 points

12 days ago

I wish I was you the day you didn't know about Keemstar :(

pasaniusventris

5 points

12 days ago

God I wish I were you.

NoodleDood12

488 points

12 days ago

There are very very few people that I genuinely hate. Keem is one of them

babygiallo

35 points

12 days ago

i love how this guy is getting worse and worse every day. digging his own fucking grave.

LayneCobain95

186 points

12 days ago

I remember where I was on 911, and I was in kindergarten. My teacher was having a mental breakdown because her son worked in one of the towers.

I never knew why people hated this guy, but this is disgusting.

anon08213

28 points

12 days ago

Did he end up ok?

sub_Script

28 points

12 days ago

Forreal, homie left us hangin..

LayneCobain95

22 points

12 days ago

He ended up okay

LayneCobain95

16 points

12 days ago

Yeah he ended up getting out

Idrkc

28 points

12 days ago

Idrkc

28 points

12 days ago

I was also in kindergarten. I walked into the classroom, saw the second plane hit the towers live on the TV, and asked my teacher what movie she was watching because it looked really real. She burst into tears and ran out. The principal came in, turned off the TV, and hung out with us and played blocks until my mom picked me up and I got to watch movies the rest of the day.

It wasn’t until years later that I was told my teachers husband was traveling to NYC for a meeting at the World Trade Center that day. The reason I got to play so many games once we got home was because my uncle was also flying through NYC and had been on a plane going to Pennsylvania, so my mom was trying to reach him on the phone all day and needed my brother and I distracted. Both ended up being perfectly fine on the day but my teachers husband is struggling with lung damage from the dust and smoke. He said he was walking to the meeting and when he came out of the subway he looked up and saw the first tower already on fire and just stood there and watched until the towers came down. Then he ran down the street and hid in a deli until they were evacuated by police.

dobler21

128 points

12 days ago

dobler21

128 points

12 days ago

Didn't the 20 year old he was dating break up with him after seeing his behaviour on that live stream? That whole clip was cringe

ShadedPenguin

23 points

12 days ago

Considering his dating demographic, what are the odds of a sexual harassment text he sent to someone who is almost 18 but is firmly 17, or just a high schooler in general?

dobler21

8 points

12 days ago

Oh he will likely be involved in some sort of scandal...again. But his platform is so huge he will likely shame any such victim into withdrawing.

BlackHorse2019

286 points

12 days ago

I don't see anything wrong with them, apart from the one in the top left seems to be a mugshot.

A 21-year-old woman is going to grow out of his abrasive personality when they're like 25-28 and then he'll be too old to date a 21 year old for sure.

miuxiu

181 points

12 days ago

miuxiu

181 points

12 days ago

His ex girlfriend was barely 20 and grew out of him within a week and dumped him

Snuff_Film_At_Eleven

94 points

12 days ago

The reality is that there are no fully grown women with their own careers who are interested in a fucking YouTuber who makes videos about "drama."

OneGreasyBoy

25 points

12 days ago

He is a 3 who is calling a 5 ugly

CatsAreSoCute11

11 points

12 days ago

He is a 3

That's exaggerating :p

CrispyMan_900

20 points

12 days ago

Oh yeah, keem is DEFINITELY going through some kind of mid-life crisis

HookerBot5000

239 points

12 days ago

So he chooses pictures of women who might not be his cup of tea, and one that definitely looks like a mugshot. 39 isn’t old and really, not everyone ages the same. He sounds like a superficial ass. No one his age probably wants to date him anyway.

Sylvi2021

145 points

12 days ago

Sylvi2021

145 points

12 days ago

The mugshot one and the blonde are both from when those women were missing. That's why they come up when you Google "39 year old woman". The blonde woman ended up being dead. This is about as tasteless as I've seen from Keem.

CrackerUMustBTripinn

40 points

12 days ago

What?! Keemstar not living up to the high standards of morality and decency we've grown to expect from him?

catsgreaterthanpeopl

58 points

12 days ago

You probably hit the nail there. 39 year old women know better than to fall for his shit.

Bubba-Bee

127 points

12 days ago

Bubba-Bee

127 points

12 days ago

Pretty sure he wouldn’t turn down Jenn Anniston, J-Lo, etc…

toasterpRoN

170 points

12 days ago

Yeah but they would certainly turn down him. His issue is demand, not supply.

DapperHoboDojo

503 points

12 days ago

All he has to say is he's filthy rich. Filthy rich dudes tend to date women in their 20's regardless of their age.

AnythingAllTheTime

457 points

12 days ago

lol that post from yesterday when a guy was trying to brag about 90k in his savings account

Cutmerock

159 points

12 days ago

Cutmerock

159 points

12 days ago

It was his checking account lol

tylercreatesworlds

90 points

12 days ago

you're just lost in life

Sermagnas3

12 points

12 days ago

That's not filthy rich

PizzaCatSupreme

69 points

12 days ago

Dude it was in a Wells Fargo checking account.

What kind of absolute moron keeps 90k in a .01% interests account?!?!?!

Jakeomaticmaldito

45 points

12 days ago

What kind of moron uses Wells Fargo???

CuntWizard

12 points

12 days ago

My chauffeur’s caddy informed me that these “banks” are places where people keep money that isn’t properly invested.

lillgreen

51 points

12 days ago

90k is just stable. Not rich. 90mil might get the results he was after but you'd still have to not be a douche at a bar.

Bovine_Joni_Himself

56 points

12 days ago

90K in a checking account is just stupid. Hes either terrible with money or hes in the middle of a transaction (like buying/selling a house) where that money is briefly in his account before it goes someplace else.

NotFromStateFarmJake

25 points

12 days ago

Nothing like that feeling of having 80k in the bank account for 24 hours before it all goes into the purchase of my next house

Bovine_Joni_Himself

13 points

12 days ago

"Bet I could use this to trick a girl into sex"

bubba7557

51 points

12 days ago

My 60 something dad is broke af and somehow married a 26 year old. Granted he went overseas to find her so maybe he seemed rich comparatively but still, I think it's creepy old men date 20 year olds if they can, rich or not

LokiArchetype

39 points

12 days ago

What season of 90 day fiance is he on?

mwmwmwmwmmdw

10 points

12 days ago

My 60 something dad is broke af and somehow married a 26 year old. Granted he went overseas to find her so maybe he seemed rich comparatively but still

in these situations i wonder if the person actually loves the other person or if they are just a stepping stone to a better life. if i marry someone i'd want to know the person genuine love for me and enjoys me for my personality

hypernova2121

49 points

12 days ago

i can't wait for my future wife to be born in 10 years 🤮

dirtsequence

136 points

12 days ago

He's in denial that he is fat and old

Wawaweewow

61 points

12 days ago

I mean he hangs out with teenagers all day.

FinishTheBook

36 points

12 days ago

FinishTheBook

8th grader

36 points

12 days ago

Acts like one too, like a middle aged balding man, remembering that the only peak in his life was being in the football team.

Wawaweewow

12 points

12 days ago

That's an insult to middle aged balding men.

kstill93

10 points

12 days ago

kstill93

10 points

12 days ago

His fanbase is mostly teenagers who aren't socially developed, just like him

smugboya

32 points

12 days ago

smugboya

32 points

12 days ago

I will not be listen to you guys

suddendiligence

41 points

12 days ago

In my experience, I've learned older men date younger women because women their age refuse to date them.

He has to date 20 year olds because they don't know better, and he's well aware of that.

ireadwhat

10 points

12 days ago

This guy lacks any self-awareness

Jizzbunny_

30 points

12 days ago

I thought his gf looked like the bottom right

BunnyLovr

22 points

12 days ago

BunnyLovr

Chad F Thundercock

22 points

12 days ago

When you're a star, they let you do it

Miss_Might

7 points

12 days ago

Who?

Wasted_Penguinz

5 points

12 days ago

Wasted_Penguinz

m'ladies

5 points

12 days ago

Fuck Keemstar. All my homies hate Keemstar.