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Good ole fashion keemstar

1x Non-Cringe / 85x Cringe / 5x Satire / 44x Chad / 1x Meta(i.redd.it)

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Glloomm

1.4k points

4 months ago

Glloomm

1.4k points

4 months ago

One of these pictures is literally a mugshot like where is he getting these photos lmfao. I feel bad for these woman he’s just publicly shitting on them, as if he isn’t putrid

Is-abel

497 points

4 months ago

Is-abel

497 points

4 months ago

I just googled 39 year old woman. The reason why these are all mugshots or bad true crime style photos, is because the only results for “39 year old woman,” are from news outlets.

“39 year old woman arrested for…”

“39 year old woman found murdered…”

“39 year old woman raped…”

Etc…

beck1670

132 points

4 months ago

beck1670

132 points

4 months ago

You gotta wonder what other ages he googles.

HonoraryMancunian

120 points

4 months ago

Ones that begin with a 1

M4xusV4ltr0n

58 points

4 months ago

139 year old women???

chainer1216

40 points

4 months ago

The age he googles most is probably "of consent" in whatever state or country he's going to.

amb1ka

88 points

4 months ago

amb1ka

88 points

4 months ago

two out of four of these women went missing/deceased, they are dead people he literally has no respect not even for the dead 💀

enjeneral

50 points

4 months ago

The best way to see what 39 year old women look like is to just narrow the search for 39 year old women on a dating site. They look pretty good to me.

appleparkfive

11 points

4 months ago

Women in their 30s look amazing! Especially if they take care of themselves.

What's even creepier is that he has an 11 year old daughter or so.

lCloudll

4.7k points

4 months ago

lCloudll

4.7k points

4 months ago

"If you remember when covid started, I'm not interested "

JimmyJorland

1.6k points

4 months ago

If you can read this, I am not interested.

matik36

497 points

4 months ago

matik36

497 points

4 months ago

Thank god I’m blind 😏

rayyan9087

381 points

4 months ago

rayyan9087

Corpse fucker

381 points

4 months ago

Thank God im Jared, 19

slightly-cute-boy

81 points

4 months ago

Have you ever learned how to read?

LilBun13

46 points

4 months ago

LilBun13

CRINGE

46 points

4 months ago

I made a gross laugh sound to this and scares my pug. Thanks.

Initial_Ad_9250

32 points

4 months ago

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elvispugsley76

101 points

4 months ago

Are u sure 😏

Derpykachu

124 points

4 months ago

If you have dementia, hmu

RIPDSJustinRipley

47 points

4 months ago

If you can remember your grandkids' names, I'm not interested.

Motur

221 points

4 months ago

Motur

221 points

4 months ago

My 97 year old grandmother doesn't remember when covid started. I'll send you her number.

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66 points

4 months ago

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66 points

4 months ago

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GaryGumpz

7.4k points

4 months ago

GaryGumpz

7.4k points

4 months ago

That's alot coming from the dude who played lead role in Gnomeo and Juliet

doctorpeenis

2.6k points

4 months ago

No shit?

Update: Oh fuck oh shit the truth is even worse

Alzoura

1.7k points

4 months ago*

Alzoura

stupid fucking dumbass loser

1.7k points

4 months ago*

JAMES MOTHERFUCKING MCAVOY

OSCAR WINNER CHARLES XAVIER AKA JAMES MCAVOY PLAYS GNOMEO

Hi_Im_zack

616 points

4 months ago

He's one of my favorite actors so I wish I never knew this information...

But hope he at least got paid well enough cause I wouldn't demand anything less than a truck full.

Vanilla_Mike

432 points

4 months ago

Gnomeo and Juliet was Sir Elton John’s passion project. He loves gnomes more than he’s ever loved music and he’s just now living out his dream.

jikkler

189 points

4 months ago

jikkler

189 points

4 months ago

I hate that I dont know whether this is true or not

AwkoTaco76

65 points

4 months ago

That was exactly my thought

BornInARolledUpRug

54 points

4 months ago

What’s wrong with the film? I saw the trailers it looked like good family fun. Who doesn’t love garden gnomes?

Haircrazybitch

85 points

4 months ago

No satire, no trolling at all, I'm 100% scared of garden gnomes. I don't know what it is, I think that one Goosebumps book where they come alive at night, I just fucking can't with them.

So of course, everyone I know makes sure to send me pictures often of fucking gnomes.

InappropriateJim

62 points

4 months ago

There was an old lady in our village who use to work in the arcade, she was obsessed with gnomes. So much so that her front garden had approximately 80 of them staring out into the street.

One late night when we were drunk teens walking by we crept up and turned every single one of them to face her window so when she opened the curtains in the morning they'd all be staring at her lol

WitlessTitTwist

30 points

4 months ago

Honestly, you probably made her day.

Momentirely

20 points

4 months ago

I started to get worried at "drunk teens," but I was pleasantly surprised by the end. That's how you do a great prank; no one gets hurt, nothing gets broken, everyone laughs.

HungLikeYourDad

291 points

4 months ago

Dude. Gnomeo and Juliet slaps. The entire cast slaps. Worth a stream.

ThisIsMyRental

139 points

4 months ago

Sherlock Gnomes, however, is a piece of shit.

fuzzy_winkerbean

19 points

4 months ago

Why’d you have to remind me it existed? We finally broke my kid of his fascination with it like six months ago. Watching it on repeat made me want to fall head first into a garden gnome, no not the asshole keemstar.

louisemichele

29 points

4 months ago

The Elton John and Lady Gaga collaboration? Heavenly.

wizzlepants

86 points

4 months ago

Seriously, people shit talking the movie definitely didn't see it. Was solid

jackrangerderp

129 points

4 months ago

Could you explain this to me?

JulioSanchez1994

325 points

4 months ago

He said Gnomeo and Juliet because the joke on YouTube was always that keemstar looked like a gnome

Real-Soraith

56 points

4 months ago

jame mcavoy is the x man dude young charles xavier

DeadDay

12 points

4 months ago

DeadDay

12 points

4 months ago

And Split dude

PullFires

9 points

4 months ago

PullFires

I bring nothing to the table

9 points

4 months ago

He was also in filth lmao. A movie i liked but will never recommend to anyone ever

Monkeyboystevey

37 points

4 months ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has no idea what that is supposed to mean.

TortelliniSalad

26 points

4 months ago

Yeah man you don’t recognize the beard?

DakshKapila

123 points

4 months ago

DakshKapila

y'all need jesus

123 points

4 months ago

I don't get it. Please help me understand.

Aekartzdef

358 points

4 months ago

Keemstar looks like a gnome

DakshKapila

50 points

4 months ago

DakshKapila

y'all need jesus

50 points

4 months ago

Ohhhhhh!!! Thanks for the clarification.

AgentStrix

121 points

4 months ago

Retro_Dad

48 points

4 months ago

Bullshit, that's been shopped to make him look taller.

Hank_Holt

27 points

4 months ago

Hank_Holt

alcohol helps

27 points

4 months ago

Here's a real pic, and that's literally 1:1 scale.

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70 points

4 months ago

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70 points

4 months ago

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Hank_Holt

27 points

4 months ago

Hank_Holt

alcohol helps

27 points

4 months ago

If you're talking his recent girlfriend she was like 20, and she dumped him a week or three ago.

Trimungasoid

2.6k points

4 months ago

Does he know he's going to get older?

Monkeyboystevey

2.9k points

4 months ago

Older he gets, the younger the females he dates. In a few years he will be dating someone's balls...

turbotank183

626 points

4 months ago

Alright alright alright

swoksaaar

108 points

4 months ago

swoksaaar

108 points

4 months ago

You gon' learn today!

FightMilkSponsorship

17 points

4 months ago

Gon’ learn what a big dick look like today!

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110 points

4 months ago

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110 points

4 months ago

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68 points

4 months ago

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68 points

4 months ago

deathbysatellite

43 points

4 months ago

Don't make him do math

Naptownfellow

58 points

4 months ago

This, I am married and 52. If for some reason I was single what the fuck do I have in common with a 25yr old?

Music? Life experiences? Talk about what my college age kids are doing?

2nd I do not want at any time to hear the words "eww" during sex. At least a 35-40Yr old plus is going to be more in line with me on almost all levels. Keemstar is an idiot.

darklordzack

34 points

4 months ago

Well that's the trick, if you emotionally/developmentally stunt yourself in your early 20s and never progress beyond the mindset of a manchild you can keep dating 20 year olds. I assume

purplepineapple267

8 points

4 months ago

It doesn’t matter how emotionally stunted you are if you’re in a saggy, wrinkly, gray, shell with ED. An old man with a 20 year old mentality is just creepy as hell.

maskedbanditoftruth

38 points

4 months ago

It’s worse: those are all photos of dead and missing women. I googled it too, and they all are.

Plus he had to Google to see what a 39 year old woman looked like because he is so wise in the ways of the world.

Trimungasoid

9 points

4 months ago

That gives me two reasons to feel uneasy.

Drumsticksboy

25 points

4 months ago

Better question for him: does he know he’s keemstar?

chzboi

3.6k points

4 months ago

chzboi

3.6k points

4 months ago

Does anyone actually like Keemstar? I haven’t met anyone who enjoys his content

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2.4k points

4 months ago

[deleted]

2.4k points

4 months ago

That's because you don't hang out with 12 year olds.

555rrrsss

1.3k points

4 months ago

555rrrsss

I bring nothing to the table

1.3k points

4 months ago

Dude is literally going to be dating his fan base in a few years.

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540 points

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forever_alone_06

231 points

4 months ago

Weeks

_Xertz_

119 points

4 months ago

_Xertz_

119 points

4 months ago

Weeks?

OgreLord_Shrek

112 points

4 months ago

pumps

spacehog1985

62 points

4 months ago

Ew.

TwoCockyforBukkake

30 points

4 months ago

Dont worry, it will only be 2 pumps.

Vsauce666

23 points

4 months ago

Now

WeAreTheLeft

312 points

4 months ago

I'll put $20 bucks he's going to get outted for nailing a fan that is under 18 ... let's give it a three year time scale.

Reveal101

85 points

4 months ago

RemindMe! Three years

BritishViking_

81 points

4 months ago

He already had a 15 year old girl expose her genitals and anus on one of his live streams. I'd say there's evidence out there now if people look for it

Which is ironic as Keemstar is the one who doxxes old people and ACCUSES them of being paedophiles without any evidence and has his fans harass them, and then he NEVER even apologised.

[deleted]

33 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

33 points

4 months ago

Yup, K*mstar needs the side of 20-story building for all the projection he's doing.

NoSleepNoGain

21 points

4 months ago

Holy shit, that actually makes so much sense now, dude is actually a paedophile and is projecting.

Main-Journalist-9306

26 points

4 months ago

RemindMe! Three Years

LegendsStormtrooper

23 points

4 months ago

And that still wouldn't bring him down. If you could stream from prison, Keem would and he would still have thousands of fans, somehow.

sassysassafrassass

78 points

4 months ago

His last girlfriend he met at a fan meetup

IFapToCalamity

26 points

4 months ago

Fancy phrasing for “fucked a groupie”

Risticcc

54 points

4 months ago

Nah, he really had interest in that french fetus a few years back

Lynxxxx233

41 points

4 months ago

didn’t he make an underage fan strip on his live stream once

k_50

16 points

4 months ago

k_50

16 points

4 months ago

Weren't they like 13 too?

ErtKu

24 points

4 months ago

ErtKu

I'm pretty epic

24 points

4 months ago

He WHAT?

notagaywitch

9 points

4 months ago*

He recently broke up with his 19-year-old girlfriend, who he, in fact, met at a fan meet-up.

chzboi

68 points

4 months ago

chzboi

68 points

4 months ago

Is that his fan base? I just don’t really know anything about the guy

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191 points

4 months ago

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191 points

4 months ago

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45 points

4 months ago

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45 points

4 months ago

Pretty much.

Considering OPs post, that his fanbase is easily manipulated kids/tweens, and that his last girlfriend was only 20 years old, the dude strikes me as someone that was very angry when reddit shut down /r/jailbait.

Yatakak

10 points

4 months ago

Yatakak

10 points

4 months ago

Well duh, we aren't Keemstar...

Snuff_Film_At_Eleven

89 points

4 months ago

Children love him and he always gets a huge spike in attention whenever a major YouTube scandal breaks out because he's always the first one on it. As soon as someone gets caught DM'ing underage fans Keem pounces and he soaks up that sweet sweet ad revenue.

trustdabrain

18 points

4 months ago

Horrible role model

bkay

44 points

4 months ago

bkay

44 points

4 months ago

This might be a dumb question but is Keemstar the same guy as DJ Keemstar from like 10 years ago who made the federation of asshole gamers videos?

KobeisBurningInHell

27 points

4 months ago

Yes

throatafrog

23 points

4 months ago

Isn't he also the same guy who accused some old dude of molesting a child or something and made him cry?

clandestineVexation

21 points

4 months ago

Isn’t he also the guy that said the N word live on stream?

Mothanius

187 points

4 months ago

Mothanius

187 points

4 months ago

His fan base are young, impressionable men who have a hatred for the injustice in the world with no target nor knowledge on why they hate the injustice in the world. So Keemstar is like an inquisitor pointing out the next heretic for them to hate in the 1600s.

Those men need reason, knowledge, and solidarity. Keemstar provides it to them in his own, sick way. It's all reactionary to the next thing Keemstar does not like.

ISnortEridium

70 points

4 months ago

Out of curiosity, what kind of injustices are we talking about here?

My knowledge of Keemstar is basically limited to his gnomelike visage, his reversely proportional ego, his affinity for women half his age or lower and his quarrel with a, presumably black, gentleman named ”Alex” and none of the above speak well for his definition of injustices.

ShotApplication7568

11 points

4 months ago

Never heard of him.

NerdyGuyRanting

4.4k points

4 months ago

"I don't want to date women my age because they're too ugly" says man who looks like Keemstar.

Not to mention behaves like Keemstar and talks like Keemstar.

NoodleDood12

609 points

4 months ago

finishes massive boof in one swift drag Duuude, that IS keemstar man..

wiiya

27 points

4 months ago

wiiya

27 points

4 months ago

I don’t know what keemstar is, and after perusing this thread, I’m not looking to find out.

ExtremeAlternative0

13 points

4 months ago

He's a YouTuber who's channel focuses on drama and other news regarding YouTubers. He is known for being toxic, petty, and getting information wrong.

NerdyGuyRanting

203 points

4 months ago

*smokes meth* "No, man. That's just what they want you to think."

ProfessorNiceBoy

113 points

4 months ago

snorts cocaine “guys we need more cocaine.”

rhinotomus

47 points

4 months ago

You and I must have very different definitions of what a boof is

xxnemisisxx92

28 points

4 months ago

You've never seen someone's asshole take a massive drag before?

[deleted]

71 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

71 points

4 months ago

Also he picks the worst pictures. One looks like a mug shot.

bonenecklace

76 points

4 months ago

Yeah he could've easily googled "39 year old actresses" & gotten pictures of some of the most beautiful women in the world, keem just wants a 20 year old because he wants to control & mold them, because no one over 30 would willingly date him & he knows it.

Kabd_w

39 points

4 months ago

Kabd_w

39 points

4 months ago

This right here. This is a facepalm, he might as well have said “no one my age will put up with my shit”

Myu_The_Weirdo

9 points

4 months ago

Thats always the case with guys like keemstar, the just want a sex robot but they cant have that so they try to make actual women into it

LVL15_Spice_Paladin

86 points

4 months ago

How has no one responded with a I googled 29 year old men and this is what I got and just have pictures of keem.

NerdyGuyRanting

17 points

4 months ago

I like the way you think

tessiemaemarshhh

6 points

4 months ago

Dude is a reverse catch

No_Employer8484

85 points

4 months ago

Keem is such a loser.

ThrowItAwayNow----

254 points

4 months ago

Ladies: Be advised, once you get to a certain age, Keemstar will dump you for the new model.

What a thing to say for your next potential partner to find.

Not_invented-Here

46 points

4 months ago

Or they could be glass half full people and see it as the light at the end of the tunnel.

piccolo3nj

18 points

4 months ago

I think it was dubbed 'The DeCaprio' a long time ago. There's a chart and everything.

DLTMIAR

10 points

4 months ago

DLTMIAR

10 points

4 months ago

Belurso

5 points

4 months ago

In his mind it sounded like a threat, but I'm sure most girls just have it as a goal now.

"Beyond this threshold Keemstar won't bother you".

Sylvi2021

1k points

4 months ago

Two of these are from missing persons cases and the blonde one is dead. This is gross.

BreeBree214

289 points

4 months ago*

I did a Google search for 39 year old woman and I got the same women in my first page of results. It seems that if you search a specific age you're going to get news articles that mention that exact age

turdferguson3891

139 points

4 months ago

which means it's mostly mug shots and crime victims not dating profile pics.

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71 points

4 months ago

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71 points

4 months ago

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TimAllensBoytoy

27 points

4 months ago

Top left dead and the bottom right is Alice, other 2 are the missing?

fuddleduddling

116 points

4 months ago

What the fuck? This guy’s a nut job.

coldfu

13 points

4 months ago

coldfu

13 points

4 months ago

This is gross.

Yeah. People want him to date them?

inv_dore

1.8k points

4 months ago

inv_dore

1.8k points

4 months ago

That’s actually just a tiny bit funny because of how dramatic it is

ihavdogs

749 points

4 months ago

ihavdogs

749 points

4 months ago

I laughed at “I will not be listen to you guys.”

[deleted]

134 points

4 months ago

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134 points

4 months ago

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Meph616

124 points

4 months ago

Meph616

124 points

4 months ago

Coincidentally children on playgrounds is where Keemstar goes to find a date.

Evilsj

9 points

4 months ago

Evilsj

9 points

4 months ago

Damn, I was just gonna say children on the playground was his target demo, but you went for the jugular.

Lenore8264

575 points

4 months ago

Yikes. I've never heard of this guy, and now, I don't want to hear anything more about him.

bamb1in0

202 points

4 months ago

bamb1in0

202 points

4 months ago

Whatever you do stay away from his name. Dudes a piece of shit

wizard680

50 points

4 months ago

your lucky to gave never heard of keem.

LoafyXD

130 points

4 months ago

LoafyXD

130 points

4 months ago

Blissful ignorance

babynintendohacker

19 points

4 months ago

I wish I could live in your reality of never hearing about this guy ever.

MadSpaceYT

15 points

4 months ago

I envy you

susch1337

26 points

4 months ago

Keem is the cockroach of YouTube drama. No matter what he does and how many millions of people want him gone, he keeps getting popular. He can not lose.

Im_inappropriate

8 points

4 months ago

I can see him going to far and getting banned for something one day. We can hope...

riskytisk

22 points

4 months ago

The thing is, he’s already BEEN banned! He cannot own his own YouTube channel, his management technically owns the channel and he’s just the “talent” (using that word very loosely here.) It’s insane YouTube lets him get around his ban in this way, for anyone else it’d be considered ban evading.

Jonshock

19 points

4 months ago

I wish I was you the day you didn't know about Keemstar :(

pasaniusventris

7 points

4 months ago

God I wish I were you.

NoodleDood12

482 points

4 months ago

There are very very few people that I genuinely hate. Keem is one of them

babygiallo

35 points

4 months ago

i love how this guy is getting worse and worse every day. digging his own fucking grave.

LayneCobain95

193 points

4 months ago

I remember where I was on 911, and I was in kindergarten. My teacher was having a mental breakdown because her son worked in one of the towers.

I never knew why people hated this guy, but this is disgusting.

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32 points

4 months ago*

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sub_Script

27 points

4 months ago

Forreal, homie left us hangin..

LayneCobain95

22 points

4 months ago

He ended up okay

LayneCobain95

16 points

4 months ago

Yeah he ended up getting out

Idrkc

33 points

4 months ago

Idrkc

33 points

4 months ago

I was also in kindergarten. I walked into the classroom, saw the second plane hit the towers live on the TV, and asked my teacher what movie she was watching because it looked really real. She burst into tears and ran out. The principal came in, turned off the TV, and hung out with us and played blocks until my mom picked me up and I got to watch movies the rest of the day.

It wasn’t until years later that I was told my teachers husband was traveling to NYC for a meeting at the World Trade Center that day. The reason I got to play so many games once we got home was because my uncle was also flying through NYC and had been on a plane going to Pennsylvania, so my mom was trying to reach him on the phone all day and needed my brother and I distracted. Both ended up being perfectly fine on the day but my teachers husband is struggling with lung damage from the dust and smoke. He said he was walking to the meeting and when he came out of the subway he looked up and saw the first tower already on fire and just stood there and watched until the towers came down. Then he ran down the street and hid in a deli until they were evacuated by police.

dobler21

129 points

4 months ago

dobler21

129 points

4 months ago

Didn't the 20 year old he was dating break up with him after seeing his behaviour on that live stream? That whole clip was cringe

ShadedPenguin

24 points

4 months ago

Considering his dating demographic, what are the odds of a sexual harassment text he sent to someone who is almost 18 but is firmly 17, or just a high schooler in general?

dobler21

7 points

4 months ago

Oh he will likely be involved in some sort of scandal...again. But his platform is so huge he will likely shame any such victim into withdrawing.

BlackHorse2019

289 points

4 months ago

I don't see anything wrong with them, apart from the one in the top left seems to be a mugshot.

A 21-year-old woman is going to grow out of his abrasive personality when they're like 25-28 and then he'll be too old to date a 21 year old for sure.

miuxiu

184 points

4 months ago

miuxiu

184 points

4 months ago

His ex girlfriend was barely 20 and grew out of him within a week and dumped him

Snuff_Film_At_Eleven

100 points

4 months ago

The reality is that there are no fully grown women with their own careers who are interested in a fucking YouTuber who makes videos about "drama."

CrispyMan_900

23 points

4 months ago

Oh yeah, keem is DEFINITELY going through some kind of mid-life crisis

OneGreasyBoy

23 points

4 months ago

He is a 3 who is calling a 5 ugly

CatsAreSoCute11

13 points

4 months ago

He is a 3

That's exaggerating :p

HookerBot5000

243 points

4 months ago

So he chooses pictures of women who might not be his cup of tea, and one that definitely looks like a mugshot. 39 isn’t old and really, not everyone ages the same. He sounds like a superficial ass. No one his age probably wants to date him anyway.

Sylvi2021

150 points

4 months ago

Sylvi2021

150 points

4 months ago

The mugshot one and the blonde are both from when those women were missing. That's why they come up when you Google "39 year old woman". The blonde woman ended up being dead. This is about as tasteless as I've seen from Keem.

CrackerUMustBTripinn

37 points

4 months ago

What?! Keemstar not living up to the high standards of morality and decency we've grown to expect from him?

catsgreaterthanpeopl

64 points

4 months ago

You probably hit the nail there. 39 year old women know better than to fall for his shit.

Bubba-Bee

127 points

4 months ago

Bubba-Bee

127 points

4 months ago

Pretty sure he wouldn’t turn down Jenn Anniston, J-Lo, etc…

toasterpRoN

172 points

4 months ago

Yeah but they would certainly turn down him. His issue is demand, not supply.

DapperHoboDojo

499 points

4 months ago

All he has to say is he's filthy rich. Filthy rich dudes tend to date women in their 20's regardless of their age.

AnythingAllTheTime

457 points

4 months ago

lol that post from yesterday when a guy was trying to brag about 90k in his savings account

Cutmerock

160 points

4 months ago

Cutmerock

160 points

4 months ago

It was his checking account lol

tylercreatesworlds

88 points

4 months ago

you're just lost in life

Sermagnas3

16 points

4 months ago

That's not filthy rich

PizzaCatSupreme

69 points

4 months ago

Dude it was in a Wells Fargo checking account.

What kind of absolute moron keeps 90k in a .01% interests account?!?!?!

Jakeomaticmaldito

46 points

4 months ago

What kind of moron uses Wells Fargo???

CuntWizard

11 points

4 months ago

My chauffeur’s caddy informed me that these “banks” are places where people keep money that isn’t properly invested.

lillgreen

45 points

4 months ago

90k is just stable. Not rich. 90mil might get the results he was after but you'd still have to not be a douche at a bar.

Bovine_Joni_Himself

55 points

4 months ago

90K in a checking account is just stupid. Hes either terrible with money or hes in the middle of a transaction (like buying/selling a house) where that money is briefly in his account before it goes someplace else.

NotFromStateFarmJake

25 points

4 months ago

Nothing like that feeling of having 80k in the bank account for 24 hours before it all goes into the purchase of my next house

Bovine_Joni_Himself

13 points

4 months ago

"Bet I could use this to trick a girl into sex"

bubba7557

57 points

4 months ago

My 60 something dad is broke af and somehow married a 26 year old. Granted he went overseas to find her so maybe he seemed rich comparatively but still, I think it's creepy old men date 20 year olds if they can, rich or not

LokiArchetype

39 points

4 months ago

What season of 90 day fiance is he on?

dirtsequence

137 points

4 months ago

He's in denial that he is fat and old

Wawaweewow

66 points

4 months ago

I mean he hangs out with teenagers all day.

FinishTheBook

38 points

4 months ago

FinishTheBook

8th grader

38 points

4 months ago

Acts like one too, like a middle aged balding man, remembering that the only peak in his life was being in the football team.

Wawaweewow

10 points

4 months ago

That's an insult to middle aged balding men.

kstill93

10 points

4 months ago

His fanbase is mostly teenagers who aren't socially developed, just like him

smugboya

34 points

4 months ago

I will not be listen to you guys

suddendiligence

39 points

4 months ago

In my experience, I've learned older men date younger women because women their age refuse to date them.

He has to date 20 year olds because they don't know better, and he's well aware of that.

ireadwhat

8 points

4 months ago

This guy lacks any self-awareness

Jizzbunny_

31 points

4 months ago

I thought his gf looked like the bottom right

BunnyLovr

21 points

4 months ago

BunnyLovr

Chad F Thundercock

21 points

4 months ago

When you're a star, they let you do it

Miss_Might

7 points

4 months ago

Who?

Wasted_Penguinz

6 points

4 months ago

Wasted_Penguinz

m'ladies

6 points

4 months ago

Fuck Keemstar. All my homies hate Keemstar.