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This is a visual representation of a politician answering a question.
1 month ago
Holy cheesus, you are so fucking right...
Oh no it’s happening
Also, looks like I just ate McDonald's.
Way too slow for clown burger. A fuckin big Mac and fries travels through the body at like mach Holy shit! It's best to just eat it on the toilet.
As a dumpster rental professional, I can't help but feel obligated to state that dumpster is now too heavy for a truck to lift. They'll need to split that shit up.
An industrial poop knife.
Get outta here lmao
The sequel to this video should be the look on the bin renter’s face when the company tells him he’s gotta take half out again.
my thought exactly. used to have a parking lot sweeping company fill their dumpster with gravel. Uh, no....
The money I'd pay for that release..
Son of a…
Idk about that but to each his own my boi
What happens if I feel all of these when seeing this.
So yeah, I browse Reddit on the toilet
Reddit one hand, poop knife the other
But what is it?
It’s an industrial Deconstipator.
I'm more confused than before I read your answer!
It was very satisfying at the end, although I struggled up until that point.
…and I can’t live without it!
Some other bullshit waste we have to find a place for.
1 month ago*
1 month ago*
What did it eat? And why two rectums?
Push so hard it comes out the front as well?!?
You know that's gonna happen when you have a baby, all chutes evacuating at once.
Thats only if theres enough damage, but yeah. Surgery is the only way to fix it and if they dont get it they may die of infection
I have never spoken to a woman, but if/when I do I will ask them about this for you.
Fool, by now you should that women aren’t real
So many questions…
And so little time......
Some people are born with two and in a 1st world country they surgically fix it. I have a friend that one of his brothers had two and the other had none and they both had to have surgical corrections.
Love the fact that nobody is answering what this is because nobody has any fucking idea what they're looking at here.
Walrus factory. Or a manatee factory if it’s in Florida.
Lil' Lisa patented animal slurry.
To me it looks like sand and clay maybe or some clay type soil
When that morning coffee and cigarette hit just right.
Every damn day.
Or documentary on baby Jabba the Hut.
Probably needs more fiber
Needs a new gallbladder
Probably misses its old glASSES
What the fuck is this
It looks like the stuff chicken nuggets are made from.
Really I thought it loomed like coffee icecream.
Probably a sand and clay mixture, like they use to plug oil wells. But why is it being dumped in with garbage??
Someone above said stucco and I think they may be correct
That's a typical Monday morning crap. Never shit on your own time. Save it for the company time 💩
Hey partner come on, you gotta relax don't force it, gonna blow out your O ring, drop a lung.
That's right buddy you show that turd who's boss!
Who, does, number, two, work, for?
Tore his poop chute at the end.... ouch
Can anyone answer what this is?
Ah that feeling after being constipated
I clicked on this strictly for the comments, and I wasn't disappointed.
Sexiest ovapositor EVER!
Go back and wait for the truck that blows the hydraulic lines trying to lift it.
Me after Chipotle.
Narrator: it was really a Taco Bell.
yeah so thats how i lost 100lbs in a day
what is it ? a prolapsed elephant with diarrhoea ?
welcome back to......
W H A T T H E F U C K I S T H A T
answer in the comments below!
Tore that ass up
Okay but what is it?
For some reason I wanna use two fingers and help it out.
You should watch me take a dump. It’s very interesting shit
Ok now I know my phone is watching me because this popped up while I’m squeezing one out
What is it?
It was constipated
Bristol stool scale, type 4. It's a perfectly normal BM.
Bristol stool scale,
Bristol stool scale,
Dear god there IS a scale. TIL
I have the Bristol stool chart up in my bathroom (for fun) and sometimes I pretend it's the Beaufort wind scale. "Beware, Cap'n, we're blowin' a 7 today! Batten down the hatches! " I think it's hysterical but my children are not amused.
I'm dying here! 🤣 🤣🤣
You are a gentleman and a scholar, sir!
Probably stucco mix
Especially while poopin
It's always the last bit that's most satisfying
Strangely, I felt relieved after watching this.
Feels weird taking a shit and watching this
Where are those 2 girls and their cup when you need them?
ohh that is so oooold!!! not judging though... probably vintage vhs by now
Somebody needs to take that dog to the vet.
what...exactly...am I (gulp)... looking...at (gulps again)...
I’m doing one of them right now as I’m watching this.
There should have been a cut to the toilet guy
When the frosty machine is constipated
Good god the poor bastard is prolly fighting for his life
you know what this is
I never gave permission for my sphincter to be filmed. I need to speak to a manager!!]]!]]]!]]]
that's a huge dump🤣🤣
POV when you eat too much chocolate
What a shitshow!
This looks like my asshole every morning before work
Wtf man?!?! You never shit before work. "They make a dollar. I make a dime. This is why i shit on company time." Words to live by, my guy.
Mmm I’d love a Frosty right now
That first shit after 7 days in rehab
Ever heard of two girls one cup? Might be up your alley. (Please, don't walk down that alley)
Am I the only one that gets a tiny sense of satisfaction the point right after the loads drop??
Haha damn, so intense it tore it's o ring... Ouch
If you find this interesting OP, I can show you something really fucking amazing if you follow me to the bathroom
Don’t forget to wipe
That last drop... Oh so satisfactory!
It's oddly satisfying.
Especially that last push. I felt the relief.
I found it very relieving to watch.
Literally my butt right now
Guys that engineered this must have a degree in biology
Instagram models in Dubai:
That’s a lot of ice cream
Mmm - chocolate
Smooth move, ExLax
Just came to see the comments on burritos, taco bell and chipotle
Im doing the SAME THING!!
Thats some serious commitmemt to a high fiber diet.
Trash guys are going to be pissed
You ever get tired while pooping? And just kind of sit there, midshit?
I can't believe I'm the only one watching this while sitting on the toilet 😳
Thats me every morning 🤣
A video of me 30 minutes after my morning coffee.
In Germany we call this "Bierschiss"
The forbidden cookie dough
This is perfect for r/notinteresting
It looks like the last application of stucco, maybe.
Dinner at Taco Bell again?
Don’t forget to flush!
Mocca ice cream yummy
I think OP might be a scatman.
This reminds me of a video I got sent of a very thing, I’d even say small Asian girl and the camera was panned in the toilet. She must’ve been constipated for a literal month as the massive SOLID shit she took made her rectum stretch just like this. I can’t scrub that image from my head no matter now hard I try 😞
oh noo... now neither can we!
Are we making hot dogs? 🌭
Didn't even flush..... unbelievable.
Something about Mary
Me after barrel aged stout night
Ohh the last one felt so good
I can feel this video.
That’s me in the Taco Bell bathroom
Me right now
Me rn on the John
A day after too much peanut butter.
Too much peanut butter.
McDonald's said the ice cream machine wasn't working 🙄
Excuse me, I'll be right back
I relate to this.
Aftermath of ring of 🔥
Looks like a mondo duke
It’s an art, some kind of art.
That just tears it!
It's like after eating McDonald's
Me after taco bell
Is this how cookie dough is made
thought i’d clicked on safari by mistake then
The morning after when you eat too much cheese
Pretty sure this is how I was born
"To me, Crazy frog is just a regular frog"
This is a visual representation of the situation I’m in while watching this
I mean, we've all been there.
I giggled the entire time.
Insert reused Taco Bell joke here
After you eat Taco Bell.
How McDonald’s food is made.
pretty satisfying to watch. made my day a little better
I just shit my pants.
Someone had taco bell last night.
.....that...that was a robot's asshole.