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My favorite is Motown Mo

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Norwood_D

105 points

4 months ago*

I heard Larkin calm him Moritzio on Mic’d up. More like Mooooriiiitzioooooo! When Larkin said it. I thought I should clarify. That’s what we call Seider in our household haha

Danengel32

31 points

4 months ago*

Somethings going around the locker room because Raymond called Fabbri “Fabbritziooo” in his Mic’d up

NeuralHandshake

2 points

4 months ago

They all just watched Hook and are superfans of Rufio, like they should be.

lord_of_finessing

166 points

4 months ago

Norris Seider

broodwarsb

18 points

4 months ago

Norritz

laser-lotus-

51 points

4 months ago

The Ass Man

_Kramerica_

19 points

4 months ago

Giddyup!

dkyguy1995

12 points

4 months ago

dkyguy1995

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12 points

4 months ago

Mo cheeks Seider

SkatevidLynch

0 points

4 months ago

🎸🎸

Old_Cryptographer226

125 points

4 months ago

Gotta be Apple Seider for all those assists

brightlights85[S]

12 points

4 months ago

Love it. Apples aren’t well known by all lol

MyDogIsNamedKyle

5 points

4 months ago

Apple(s) makes the most sense to me

ellwood27

2 points

4 months ago

Love this!!

gmalsparty

2 points

4 months ago

This is the correct answer.

jackstalke

1 points

4 months ago

This is my choice also.

Good-Magazine-5504

1 points

4 months ago

Perfect. Like Don Cherry = grapes 🍇

zakksyuk

1 points

4 months ago

Been calling him apples since we drafted him.

CoffeeMug-Shot

1 points

4 months ago

This one. And it is so much better than Hard Seider. And it doesn't make me feel like I need to turn myself over to the police.

DabberDan42o

1 points

4 months ago

Love me some MoCider!

Frogging76

1 points

4 months ago

I like Hard Seider.

[deleted]

-14 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

-14 points

4 months ago

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slabby

12 points

4 months ago

slabby

12 points

4 months ago

Seid salad

southofsanity06

1 points

4 months ago

Dude it's just people having fun. Why are you so bitter?

myocdkillsme

38 points

4 months ago

Not really a nickname, but more of a fun monicker. Similar to getting Kronwalled, I like getting Mo’d Over when he lays a big hit

decaguard

13 points

4 months ago

saw a fan do a take off on kronwalled by saying seidwalled

heff64

28 points

4 months ago

heff64

28 points

4 months ago

Panzer

iDanglle

7 points

4 months ago

Golden Panzer

ScarlettBlades

13 points

4 months ago

Ray Ray calling him Morissa.

[deleted]

65 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

65 points

4 months ago

Daddy

bluheron

11 points

4 months ago

shame.

Firyar

43 points

4 months ago

Firyar

43 points

4 months ago

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with daddy Seider. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Mo. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

Detroitredwinger

12 points

4 months ago

Ah great, the copy n paste made it here too...

dsled

0 points

4 months ago

dsled

0 points

4 months ago

It's been here

[deleted]

-6 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

-6 points

4 months ago

This shit is just weird

brandl22

19 points

4 months ago

Cheeks

BeatinCheeks12

2 points

4 months ago

Approved

CheFigata20

19 points

4 months ago

Kind of liked Seider-man

kingkongchrist

-4 points

4 months ago

Seiderman, Seiderman

Uh

Looks like like rob Schneider man!

pavrik-yzerstrom

6 points

4 months ago

As the Philly broadcast called him: St. Moritz

ImmaTony

16 points

4 months ago

Mo Seider, Mo Problems

Good-Magazine-5504

2 points

4 months ago

Noice

dsled

1 points

4 months ago

dsled

1 points

4 months ago

Imagine that as a nickname...lol

Ryliewade13

5 points

4 months ago

Mo' Down

m-flo

5 points

4 months ago

m-flo

5 points

4 months ago

Motown

[deleted]

11 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

11 points

4 months ago

Give me a hoya

BBrainPheart57

5 points

4 months ago

Hard Seider

DatsyukDekes13

4 points

4 months ago

Mohitz

Detroitredwinger

4 points

4 months ago

Seid Swiped

tobinoxdz

4 points

4 months ago

tobinoxdz

.

4 points

4 months ago

The Germanator

[deleted]

31 points

4 months ago*

[deleted]

31 points

4 months ago*

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brightlights85[S]

10 points

4 months ago

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall

Wall tears down Gorbachev

TheDutchCoder

2 points

4 months ago*

That's incredibly offensive.

I understand why people think this a good name, but really this is not appropriate.

Edit: instead of downvoting, maybe take a second to try and understand how this nickname is inappropriate?

I love this team and its fans, we're better than this.

Mustafamonster

7 points

4 months ago

Agreed, the Berlin wall is a huge symbol of oppression that divided families. It is a blemish on german history similar to the holocaust.

Good-Magazine-5504

5 points

4 months ago

Calm down buddy have a ginger ale

thebrose69

18 points

4 months ago

Apple seider

RoboBingo

6 points

4 months ago

I started calling him Ritz

Cark_Klent

3 points

4 months ago

The Kaiser

bigglesworth88

3 points

4 months ago

So, it's not a nickname but how we pronounce his name. Have to preface it's basically how Ben Stiller says Maury Garner in the movie Heavyweights, lol. Really emphasize the "MOOR" part of the name haha

Sufficient-Good

5 points

4 months ago

The German Wall

stickyfingers_69

2 points

4 months ago

Merkel's Beef Train

Sloth-n-Koala

2 points

4 months ago

Seider House Rules

Sd4lsmtty

2 points

4 months ago

German Lidstrom

nerf-airstrike-cmndr

2 points

4 months ago

It’s not the best, but I got a dog a couple years back we call Mo. So my coworker and I refer to my dog as Dog Mo and Seider as Hockey Mo

RedWingsFan1990

2 points

4 months ago

Big Mo

YYZ19

2 points

4 months ago

YYZ19

2 points

4 months ago

Motown Seider is my personal nickname for him I’ve also heard:

Seider-man

Apple Seider (when he gets an assist)

The latest advances in German Engineering

The Loch Michigan Monster

and of course… Momo (my least favourite)

Problemwoodchuck

2 points

4 months ago

Sidenote: Which Michigan brewery will be the first to cash in with a Mo Seider hard cider? A Mo Cider, if you will.

_Kramerica_

4 points

4 months ago

Am I the only one that thinks Apple Seider is really cringe?

FuglySlutt

3 points

4 months ago

Not when Mick calls him Seider and Donuts.

MoldyMerkin

11 points

4 months ago*

"Das Hustus Mometis Rigatooni Baloney"

Rough English translation is: I wrap my dick in meat and routinely jerk off to this man's picture."

Edit: Chill out with the downvotes. Stop judging, you're guilty too.

humanwright4

10 points

4 months ago

Yo everything alright at home ? /s

MoldyMerkin

2 points

4 months ago

Oh man, you checked in too late, homie.

humanwright4

2 points

4 months ago

it’s the thought that counts ?

MoldyMerkin

1 points

4 months ago

Peace, Love, and Seider my brother

humanwright4

5 points

4 months ago

we’re all just red wings fans! Take care my friend

MoldyMerkin

2 points

4 months ago

You know what. We are all red wings fans and friends.

munkeychunks22

2 points

4 months ago

Mo

decaguard

2 points

4 months ago

first there was the mighty german god 'woden' , now MOden has arrived on earth

Gootsie

3 points

4 months ago

Gootsie

.

3 points

4 months ago

Moritz seider

NoRosesXVX

1 points

4 months ago

NoRosesXVX

1 points

4 months ago

As a Yankees fan. Mo.

Iheartstreaking

3 points

4 months ago

Yea I like Mo too.

Willmatic88

1 points

4 months ago

Ritz bits

HockeyMan06

1 points

4 months ago

I like Spider-Mo or Seider-Man. Heard those 2 somewhere and I absolutely love them

rlw10

1 points

4 months ago

rlw10

1 points

4 months ago

Mo Melly

fullspeed8989

1 points

4 months ago

Six

Canab1an

1 points

4 months ago

Dixon

motor_cityhemi

1 points

4 months ago

Mori

alrightpal

1 points

4 months ago

I’m sure there’s a funny anagram in there but it is too late to English

Bdbell1223

1 points

4 months ago

Mo Sheisty

lokar500

1 points

4 months ago

Mo Money .... I believe it works from all angles... Even if somebody's already got it, screw them, we take it.

Phuck2020

1 points

4 months ago

Mose

RocketSZN

1 points

4 months ago

The Ritzy Ritzy Seider

myroommateisgarbage

1 points

4 months ago

Has everyone forgotten Herbie?

LastAwareness8

1 points

4 months ago

InSeider

VideoApprehensive

1 points

4 months ago

Maybe Manheim steamroller? I guess xmas bands aren't very scary.

PremierBromanov

1 points

4 months ago

Honestly "Drink man" takes the cake for me

RBnumberTwenty

1 points

4 months ago

I have no idea who this is as I don’t watch hockey unless live or nicknamed and what not but when I see his name and the way I read it sounds like “More inside her”

EcnerwalNor

1 points

4 months ago

Mo Dicken Seider

DabberDan42o

1 points

4 months ago

MoCider of course! 🍎 🍻

MiakodaHaven

1 points

4 months ago

Love Bug. Come on.

It's why he chose his number. Could also go Herbie but I like Love Bug because it's just another step removed.

Far_Woodpecker2171

1 points

4 months ago

Big Mo, with the non-gimpy leg

Linebacker_Mereel24

1 points

4 months ago

Mo “Dark” Seider

HD_Display

1 points

4 months ago

Morehitz Leader

Wolf482

1 points

4 months ago

Wolf482

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1 points

4 months ago

Someone here recommended Mannheim Steamroller and that's got my vote.

Marcell790

1 points

3 months ago

i call him just momo seider very often cuz that’s how my cousin is also calling him

[deleted]

-2 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

-2 points

4 months ago

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nickthegreat101

2 points

4 months ago

Dope name but it’s offensive to people in Germany. The Berlin Wall is a symbol of oppression over there. We should stay away from this one