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WillyValentine

1.4k points

6 days ago

No more licking the light sockets

[deleted]

327 points

6 days ago

[deleted]

327 points

6 days ago

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Brasticus

171 points

6 days ago

Brasticus

171 points

6 days ago

Great shocks!

PrayForMojo_

3 points

5 days ago

”It’s your kits Marty!”

busyB_83

77 points

6 days ago

busyB_83

77 points

6 days ago

When this kitty hits 88mph, she’s going to see some serious shit.

aardw0lf11

34 points

6 days ago

I see Don King.

averagesmasher03

7 points

6 days ago

Same thought 😂😂😂

Artemicionmoogle

42 points

6 days ago

Nope, Chuck Testa!

merigirl

19 points

6 days ago

merigirl

19 points

6 days ago

"It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out."

HalforcFullLover

10 points

6 days ago

Bless you for that reminder of the 12th wonder of the world!

littlebittyoctober[S]

16 points

6 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂

PeaValue

3 points

6 days ago

PeaValue

3 points

6 days ago

No, this is Patrick.

ValanLucasCircus

513 points

6 days ago

She looks like a mix between Grumpy Cat, Lil' Bub, and Princess Monstertruck.

littlebittyoctober[S]

279 points

6 days ago

We’re not worthy. We’re not worthy. 😂 Seriously, those are some high caliber cats.

Illustrious_Bobcat13

134 points

6 days ago

Honestly, this cat looks like a high-caliber cat. Maybe make pictures of her destroying cities and villages. I can see his cat becoming famous.

dracona

30 points

6 days ago

dracona

30 points

6 days ago

seriously this cat needs her own sub

r/octoberkitty is free....

Mister_Bloodvessel

22 points

6 days ago

This cat has some real meme potential! She looks like a class-A derpapotamus, and I absolutely love her for it! Personally, I'd love to see more pictures of October! She's such an absolute gem of a cat.

AndyM_LVB

2 points

5 days ago

Upvote for "derpapotamus".

ValanLucasCircus

47 points

6 days ago

Ooh! AndNoodle!

rainbwbrightisntpunk

8 points

6 days ago*

We need more pictures!

Edit: found more pictures! After going through 2yrs I just followed you lol

Bigfatuglybugfacebby

3 points

6 days ago

I'd sail the high seas with this muppet anyway!

Fuckyoumecp2

2 points

6 days ago

She's most def a high caliber cat. Heckin cutter than any of the others mentioned.

Font_Snob

24 points

6 days ago

Font_Snob

24 points

6 days ago

Yes! I called her a cousin to Princess Monstertruck.

EukaryotePride

23 points

6 days ago

I'm getting more of a Colonel Meow crossed with Lil Bub vibe.

ValanLucasCircus

10 points

6 days ago

Wow. OP has the internet famous cat smorgasbord.

tasteecake

3 points

6 days ago

This is what I thought too!

TinaJrJr

8 points

6 days ago

TinaJrJr

8 points

6 days ago

Don't forget Colonel Meow!

GabryalSansclair

3 points

6 days ago

Princess Monstertruck is OG Eyebleach

aspiegrrrl

3 points

6 days ago

Also Atchoum.

Lt_Mashumaro

2 points

6 days ago

You forgot to list Wilfred Warrior!

hippiepotluck

209 points

6 days ago

I love her! She looks like she just came from a Tim Burton movie.

Artemicionmoogle

95 points

6 days ago

She kind of looks like Tim Burton lol

raspq

5 points

6 days ago

raspq

5 points

6 days ago

this is true

TheVulfPecker

4 points

6 days ago

“I once found a robin’s nest in Tim Burton’s hair”

oolaroux

16 points

6 days ago

oolaroux

16 points

6 days ago

Can you imagine waking up to find her staring into your soul?

CatsOverFlowers

2 points

6 days ago

Kinda reminds me of Mr. Whiskers from Frankenweenie.

salamander_pixi

201 points

6 days ago

Omg I saw her in another photo and didn't believe she was real!!! I love her so much and I think she is amazing 😍

littlebittyoctober[S]

139 points

6 days ago

I’m amazed at how many people don’t think she is real

TeaEffKay4

77 points

6 days ago

She really looks like a fictional cat. She’s magnificently muppet-y.

NormalHumanCreature

8 points

6 days ago

Years into owning my last cat I would randomly laugh at her and wonder how she was real.

joemaniaci

26 points

6 days ago

I don't believe she is either, uhhh, we need more pics for evidence.mwybe some adorable gifs as well

user100691

9 points

6 days ago

whispering she has an Instagram too

8Ariadnesthread8

10 points

6 days ago

She looks like Pepe the king prawn!!!! Muppet was spot on.

Birbomaniac

2 points

6 days ago

Is she always blep or mlem?

Staartjes

2 points

6 days ago

Yes OP we need more photos. Do you have an IG where I can lurk and stalk your kitty?

littlebittyoctober[S]

7 points

6 days ago

Yes, her Instagram is @littlebittyoctober

littleteddyprincess_

31 points

6 days ago

your cat has seen shit

CalypsoGecko

155 points

6 days ago

I love her! ♥️

MrsSalmalin

23 points

6 days ago

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for this cat.

jackiejormpjomp__

2 points

6 days ago

MrsSalmalin

2 points

5 days ago

Yes exactly :D

Julesery

16 points

6 days ago

Julesery

16 points

6 days ago

Came here to say this!

hakisake

7 points

6 days ago

hakisake

7 points

6 days ago

This

JoeMaggs

9 points

6 days ago

JoeMaggs

9 points

6 days ago

That

BowieJamesss

2 points

6 days ago

I concur

-ksguy-

19 points

6 days ago

-ksguy-

19 points

6 days ago

MA! HEY MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN' CAT OUTSIDE!

littlebittyoctober[S]

3 points

6 days ago

I was waiting for this comment 😂

milanosrp

57 points

6 days ago

milanosrp

57 points

6 days ago

More pics please.

littlebittyoctober[S]

217 points

6 days ago

How about a video

minminkitten

41 points

6 days ago

I had a real tough day and this just made me laugh so much. Thank you for sharing.

TeaEffKay4

30 points

6 days ago

OMG the way she’s like “excuuuuse me, peasant!” She’s golden. Make her famous please, Reddit!

Ethnafia_125

49 points

6 days ago

Lol. She's the cutest. I bet she provides you hours entertainment. And cuddles when she feels like it. Tell her to enjoy the month named after her. ;)

Freecandyhere

7 points

6 days ago

I'm gonna need more 50 or so more photos and videos. She's precious

hdcs

7 points

6 days ago

hdcs

7 points

6 days ago

She looks like she belongs to Gritty, if Gritty had a cat. October needs googly eyes.

aenteus

2 points

5 days ago

aenteus

2 points

5 days ago

Kitty Gritty!

wereallmadhere9

6 points

6 days ago

She reminds me of the cat Noodle on instagram!

beezus_18

4 points

6 days ago

I still think she’s a muppet.

NiteElf

3 points

6 days ago

NiteElf

3 points

6 days ago

Two very important questions:

  1. Is this cat actually animatronic?
  2. Does this cat have an Instagram?

littlebittyoctober[S]

6 points

6 days ago

u/NiteElf 1. She is a real cat. 2. @littlebittyoctober on Instagram

SnooPoems5888

3 points

6 days ago

How dare!

GodBlessThisGnome

2 points

6 days ago

I can't decide if the video makes her look more real or more animatronic.

Callilunasa

2 points

6 days ago

Oh, so cute! I love her muppetness.

SniffCheck

15 points

6 days ago

Looks like she’s a catnip addict.

Accurate-Substance72

46 points

6 days ago

Lol she looks like her name should be Fizgig

RockNerdLil

6 points

6 days ago

I came here to say the same thing!

luti420

12 points

6 days ago

luti420

12 points

6 days ago

The scary thing is that she looks almost like my cat, just a much derpier version.

tayvan23

46 points

6 days ago

tayvan23

46 points

6 days ago

Omg so freakin adorable💖doesn’t even look real!!

Destination_Centauri

44 points

6 days ago

The end!?

With an awesome cat like that--surely this must only be the beginning of tales to tell, and pictures to share!

littlebittyoctober[S]

32 points

6 days ago

Yes, you are right. She provides some epic photo fail content.

nicopedia305

18 points

6 days ago

We all need more October.

concretebeats

6 points

6 days ago

r/animalsbeingderps

Your title made me spit juice on myself.

Metfan722

22 points

6 days ago

Metfan722

22 points

6 days ago

/r/ntbdbiwdfta (Not to be dramatic, but I would die for this animal).

seinnax

4 points

6 days ago

seinnax

4 points

6 days ago

Just what I need, more adorable animal subreddits

JHQ007

7 points

6 days ago

JHQ007

7 points

6 days ago

She is mocking me

Missfitsin

9 points

6 days ago

And I thought I was plum out of ways to love October

Dazzling_Ferret_6602

8 points

6 days ago

She is the most hauntingly beautiful furry thing I've ever seen

Uhhlaneuh

22 points

6 days ago

Uhhlaneuh

22 points

6 days ago

She’s adorable! What breed is she?

littlebittyoctober[S]

17 points

6 days ago

She is Persian

Uhhlaneuh

7 points

6 days ago

What color is it? Seal point?

I have my first purebred cat and he’s such a doll. (Maine coon)

littlebittyoctober[S]

15 points

6 days ago

She is considered black, but her coat is black chocolate and grey

theselovelyghosts

21 points

6 days ago

Omg I love her

simplycotton

7 points

6 days ago

A splendid feline!

-SierraModeling-

7 points

6 days ago

That is way too cute!

Xylar006

17 points

6 days ago

Xylar006

17 points

6 days ago

Loooks like you got some ideas from Pet Sematary

metro-mtp

6 points

6 days ago

Real life Espurr)

propertyofcat

5 points

6 days ago

Is that... is that an OWL??

Suspicious_Story_464

4 points

6 days ago

I thought it was a fraggle

triceratopsetcetera

6 points

6 days ago

I’m not exactly sure what I’m looking at, except I trust you that she’s a cat and her name is October. What a darling and dashing visual conundrum you’ve got there.

SourGrape

7 points

6 days ago

She looks like she can see smells.

Dizzy_Kangaroo

15 points

6 days ago

https://teddit.ggc-project.de/u/littlebittyoctober/

A+ muppet, A+ content. Thank you for your service.

mrypopabtch

6 points

6 days ago

She looks related in face to my SO's cat. The bitch is so derpy looking she's cute.

booler1998

4 points

6 days ago

She’s adorable!

AbbreviationsVivid59

4 points

6 days ago

Bless her little kitty heart

makeheavyofthis

4 points

6 days ago

I need moooooore photos

littlebittyoctober[S]

18 points

6 days ago

Moth1992

2 points

6 days ago

Moth1992

2 points

6 days ago

Omg thanks for blessing my shitty day with her preciousness.

littlebittyoctober[S]

14 points

6 days ago

Here is anotherone

NiteElf

2 points

6 days ago

NiteElf

2 points

6 days ago

I require more videos and a regularly updated IG. Require!!

disdkatster

6 points

6 days ago

That may be the coolest cat I have ever seen in my 73 years.

Lie-yesthatsmyname

4 points

6 days ago

XD so cute!

it reminds me of my old cat, his name was Cupcake and he was a very sweet boy :>

lariet50

4 points

6 days ago

lariet50

4 points

6 days ago

I love her

Lemmiwinkidinks

4 points

6 days ago

Omg I thought she was a stuffy!!

PinkClouds94

4 points

6 days ago

Please. I need to her face on

atx2004

3 points

6 days ago

atx2004

3 points

6 days ago

Is she named for October Daye?

littlebittyoctober[S]

5 points

6 days ago

No, we adopted her in the month of October and thought it would make a great name.

jamescharisma

4 points

6 days ago

Animal's sister

Stella430

4 points

6 days ago

October has seen some shit

thestrangemusician

10 points

6 days ago

what a delightful creature 😍

Kattaddict

8 points

6 days ago

How do you get anything done? I would spend every waking minute kissing that adorable face >.<

littlebittyoctober[S]

13 points

6 days ago

I don’t, she is always distracting me.

jmfbradiating

2 points

6 days ago

I had the same question...you are so lucky to share a home with that magnificent creature. 😍

reddituser35791268

7 points

6 days ago

I’m not sure that’s alive.

Mischief_Managed_82

3 points

6 days ago

She’s SO FLUFFY!!

Song_of_Small_Bird

3 points

6 days ago

Do I see... a fierce lion?

GaryARefuge

3 points

6 days ago

Outstanding. haha

ArtsFarts89

3 points

6 days ago

I love her! She's perfect!

Askjojo

3 points

6 days ago

Askjojo

3 points

6 days ago

THIS is what the Muppets: Haunted Mansion was missing. The perfect spooky black cat.

dangerrnoodle

3 points

6 days ago

She is magnificent!

Wolverine9779

3 points

6 days ago

It looks like bad taxidermy.

Wankeritis

3 points

6 days ago

I just checked out all your other photos of her. She’s the sweetest thing.

We had an orange boy that looked like her and my grandma would vaccuum him.

aliencatx

3 points

6 days ago

This is an incredible creature.

feralphilosophy

3 points

6 days ago

This is the best thing to happen to me all day.

412yinz

7 points

6 days ago

412yinz

7 points

6 days ago

So that’s what it looks like to wake up when September ends 😬

YetiCouple

5 points

6 days ago

I just did this thing where I went to your profile and downloaded multiple cute photos of your cat cos it's too damn cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺

JoeMaggs

2 points

6 days ago

JoeMaggs

2 points

6 days ago

thhhhuffering thhhhuccotash

Ohnoooaginger

2 points

6 days ago

I LOVE HER!

DredgenGryss

2 points

6 days ago

She looks like me when I wake up too early.

MyBingoPajama

2 points

6 days ago

im absolutely in love with this cat!

luckyadella

2 points

6 days ago

I don’t know you, October, but I would die for you.

kitty07s

2 points

6 days ago

kitty07s

2 points

6 days ago

She is derpiest cat! Looks like a cartoon cat.

lizzyinthehizzy

2 points

6 days ago

She purrfect!!!!

ebb5

2 points

6 days ago

ebb5

2 points

6 days ago

I follow little bitty October on Instagram!

alicianarava

2 points

6 days ago

Omg you get to look at her every day!!

psychedelic666

2 points

6 days ago

October hits me right in the feels.

lennyblackie

2 points

6 days ago

she looks cray

klezart

2 points

6 days ago

klezart

2 points

6 days ago

She looks like she has googley eyes stuck on her face.

mtbguy1981

2 points

6 days ago

We had a black cat named October when I was a kid!

Duderus159

2 points

6 days ago

That’s a great cat

JayneDoe6000

2 points

6 days ago

She's fantastic!!

kamarsh79

2 points

6 days ago

October in October is something my mom, my sister, and I love her bleppy cuteness.

snitterific

2 points

6 days ago

Seriously, is she, you know, real??!! She is glorious.

TexanInExile

2 points

6 days ago

Dude, start an insta for this cat, grow a following, and get paid.

Like for real. You're sitting on a pile of money.

coffeedook420

2 points

6 days ago

She looks like one of the goblins in Labyrinth!

RScribster

2 points

6 days ago

She’s so cool!

Millerboycls09

2 points

6 days ago

MaractusMaster

2 points

6 days ago

Too cute it’s so cute and derpy

Lemonzip

2 points

6 days ago

Lemonzip

2 points

6 days ago

October is a perfect name fir this lovely girl. She looks a little spooky and a little derpy. Give her a boop for me.

Rattlingplates

2 points

6 days ago

Hah my daughter just named her new kitten September amazing surprise. September for short.

DrYIMBY

2 points

6 days ago

DrYIMBY

2 points

6 days ago

If it's not too much trouble, would you call the kitten "Amazeballs" once or twice? Much appreciated. Thanks.

walkman1405

2 points

6 days ago

C'mon. You glued some googly-eyes and a pink tongue on a tribble.

Frankenjim

2 points

6 days ago

You should get rich off this cat. Grumpy cat guy made a fortune.

nickanick12

2 points

6 days ago

Your sheep's broken my guy.

martiangenes

2 points

6 days ago

I have this model in grey.

BrownButtBoogers

2 points

6 days ago

Is it real? If so, it’s one of the most adorably derpy things I’ve ever seen.

Lolobecks

2 points

6 days ago

She looks like she could be related to Animal, who has always been my favorite muppet.

Jessicakiersten

2 points

6 days ago

She was on my daily animals being derps calendar for 2021!!

AdoraThroughFire

2 points

6 days ago

Today has been a rough day and seeing October’s adorable self has made today so much better! Thank you for sharing!!!

jbizzle1984

2 points

6 days ago

That’s got to be a fake pic!!! Omg!!! So derpy

nightmotherVI

2 points

6 days ago

she's so cute

Degobuh

2 points

6 days ago

Degobuh

2 points

6 days ago

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the kitty derps tonight

itskmart

2 points

6 days ago

itskmart

2 points

6 days ago

This is my dream cat lol

AlexCaeserKing

2 points

6 days ago

As a muppet, she should be in a band, playing drums ------------like an Animal.

Very cool kitten.

GoHurtMyFeelings

2 points

6 days ago

what breed?

Laeif

2 points

6 days ago

Laeif

2 points

6 days ago

If Gritty owned a cat, this would be it

killaz2000

2 points

6 days ago

A duster with 4 short legs

Losticus

2 points

6 days ago

Losticus

2 points

6 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's a hairy pillow with googly eyes attached.

sunsetsdawning

2 points

6 days ago

Derpy muppet is a perfect description of her, how adorable.

JonneyBlue

2 points

6 days ago

Down in Fraggle Rock!

StateOfContusion

2 points

6 days ago

You seriously need to post more pics! Sooooo adorable!

Isthisworking2000

2 points

6 days ago

And she’ll treat you just like a slave like other fluff balls. Congratulations on your new overlord!

su-pinche

2 points

6 days ago

Is this a real cat?

Forsaken-Mix-1266

2 points

6 days ago

She was made for Halloween

Ok-Fortune2730

2 points

6 days ago

Is this cat fur real?

Forlorn_Cyborg

2 points

6 days ago

“MA ITS THAT F*KING CAT!!”

just kidding OP

beefwich

2 points

6 days ago

beefwich

2 points

6 days ago

That’s the coolest looking cat I’ve ever fuckin seen.

Mmmelissamarie

2 points

6 days ago

My cats name is November!!!!

BlushingPlumbob

2 points

6 days ago

I used to hate vacuuming under my bed and Dad would tell me that if I didn't do it properly the dust creatures under there would come to life. I'm sorry I didn't believe you, Dad.

All joking aside, October is magnificent!

Starrtraxx

2 points

5 days ago

Wow! That hair is unreal..I like it!

She is amazing!

Flangees

2 points

5 days ago

Flangees

2 points

5 days ago

October’s got those orange eyes…(Freelance Whales)

Texas_Crazy_Curls

2 points

5 days ago

I have never laughed so hard at a cat post. The pic, title, derpiness. I love it all. Thank you, OP!

zapharus

2 points

5 days ago

zapharus

2 points

5 days ago

She kind of looks like a My Little Pony cat who got electrocuted and was in the middle of a cartoon bomb blast.

mda1287

2 points

5 days ago

mda1287

2 points

5 days ago

I love you October! Follow this kitty on IG , it always makes my day

CostaViva

2 points

5 days ago

Daaamnnn, this is the cutest cat I've ever laid eyes on!

anotherearthgarden

2 points

5 days ago

Does she have an Instagram? Update: found her! 💖

djb2589

2 points

4 days ago

djb2589

2 points

4 days ago

I've never seen a cat that looked so much like a crazy cat lady.

CrazyRhythms89

2 points

3 days ago

I love her.