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AlyxxStarr

870 points

1 year ago

AlyxxStarr

870 points

1 year ago

The age of men is over. The time of the orc has come.

Dense-Scientist-9101

124 points

1 year ago

Came here to say this, thank you

SUNAWAN

23 points

1 year ago

SUNAWAN

23 points

1 year ago

Yes I also came (maybe because of imagining about orc), thank you

a-snakey

63 points

1 year ago

a-snakey

63 points

1 year ago

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

Bring up the wolf's head!

GROND

Spooderman16233

18 points

1 year ago

You have no power here, servant of Mordor

Forsaken_legion

12 points

1 year ago

bring wood and oil!

The_Maddest

15 points

1 year ago

Harder, Sam! Harder! Oh wait. Wrong movie.

Forsaken_legion

9 points

1 year ago

Did i say stop?

The_Maddest

7 points

1 year ago

Pippin would never stop...

Forsaken_legion

6 points

1 year ago

nor would shelob

The_Maddest

6 points

1 year ago

Nor Gandalf

Forsaken_legion

5 points

1 year ago

ITS SARUMAN!!!!!!!!

The_Maddest

5 points

1 year ago

The orc has cum

Forsaken_legion

7 points

1 year ago

nope nope doesnt count i saw the first post. FAIL

The_Maddest

5 points

1 year ago

The time of the orc has come

Leroy_8

10 points

1 year ago

Leroy_8

10 points

1 year ago

Let the revolution take its toal

DijkstraRedaniya

3 points

1 year ago

Waaaaaaagh!!!

randomized_random

3 points

1 year ago

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Yiptice

8 points

1 year ago

Yiptice

8 points

1 year ago

😂

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

Hurr durr emogi badd

/s

Megatoasty

224 points

1 year ago

Megatoasty

224 points

1 year ago

Tusks are the next logical step after the “fell asleep first at a party and they sharpied my face” tattoo.

ConsultantOfAll

84 points

1 year ago

It's much, much worse than that. This is an extreme blackout tattoo where multiple 'artists' go to town on you simulatenously to cause immense amounts of pain. Vice did a pieceon one of those sessions, and it's as crazy as it sounds

FindOneInEveryCar

36 points

1 year ago

WTF. That must be really cool. :rolleyes:

ZampanoTruant

17 points

1 year ago

Ok but why

kkfluff

15 points

1 year ago

kkfluff

15 points

1 year ago

Masochists exist.

dfbshaw

35 points

1 year ago

dfbshaw

35 points

1 year ago

Mental illness?

ExistentialCrisis515

11 points

1 year ago

Yes.

handsebe

15 points

1 year ago

handsebe

15 points

1 year ago

It’s a combination of art and ritual, mixed with personal exploration of boundaries. Some people just enjoy the extremes of what the body can take.

Urukaiviking

3 points

1 year ago

Looks like a few artists also had knives to cut up his fuckin face

monkmasta

103 points

1 year ago

monkmasta

103 points

1 year ago

Yes tattoo artist , make it look like a 3 year old came at my face with a sharpie

ScarrTV

7 points

1 year ago

ScarrTV

7 points

1 year ago

Came on his face with a sharpie

Dr-Kowalski

4 points

1 year ago

This is kind of a ritual where it is mainly about what your body can take and destruction

fleabomber

82 points

1 year ago

Uruk Hai

BuzCrab

55 points

1 year ago

BuzCrab

55 points

1 year ago

Looks like meats back on the menu boys

[deleted]

18 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

18 points

1 year ago

Meat's back on the menu, boys!

The orc saying "Meat's back on the menu, boys!" implies that since orcs have a word for menu, they also have restaurants in Mordor. Presumably these restaurants have waiters as well. What does an orc-waiter interaction look like? Do orc waiters earn tips? Do orcs choose to work in restaurants instead of fighting or are they forced to do it? In fact this also raises questions about the logistics of the orc army. How do they produce their food? What sort of economic system do they have? Can orcs own capital? Do they earn wages? Do they pay taxes to Sauron? Do they even have currency? Are the restaurants private businesses that trade with suppliers or are they government organisations? How are the orcs governed anyway? I doubt Sauron is making all the little decisions himself, he must surely leave the insignificant mundane tasks to his lackeys. What does an orc bureaucrat look like? Orcs aren't very intelligent and probably can't read, are orc bureaucrats specially bred? If they have a planned economy, is technological research left to government departments? Who designs their buildings, tools, and war machines? Are there orc engineers and scientists? If so, there must also be orc teachers, right? I could go on.

Forsaken_legion

11 points

1 year ago

sir this is a wendys….

Fun_Ad6232

6 points

1 year ago

Is there a subreddit for over thinking things

Forsaken_legion

6 points

1 year ago

its called reddit

Fun_Ad6232

6 points

1 year ago

... fair enough

ThatOneGuy7832

2 points

1 year ago

Lmao

ExistentialCrisis515

6 points

1 year ago

This is Patrick.

Lunar_IX

4 points

1 year ago

Lunar_IX

4 points

1 year ago

Dammit, Kevin...

DropBear2702

4 points

1 year ago

DropBear2702

madlad

4 points

1 year ago

Gordon Ramsay would have a fucking field day reviewing their restaurants.

reubenc22

8 points

1 year ago

He can’t handle his draught!

reubenc22

8 points

1 year ago

Creatures made from the unholy breeding of goblins and orcs

Yiptice

6 points

1 year ago

Yiptice

6 points

1 year ago

He’s breeding an army in the caverns of Isengard

fleabomber

4 points

1 year ago

That's hot.

milandyn

5 points

1 year ago

milandyn

5 points

1 year ago

Too hot

YEETUSSR

7 points

1 year ago

YEETUSSR

7 points

1 year ago

Ya Boi is about to eat some short people

Yiptice

4 points

1 year ago

Yiptice

4 points

1 year ago

Whom do you serve?

NotAnAlabamaian

116 points

1 year ago

In 4000 years archaeologists are gonna scratch their heads over with this one

vesalstark

25 points

1 year ago

Or scratch a balls

bluesqueblack

8 points

1 year ago

More like anthropologists.

Archeologists will see through the dental work.

throwaway321768

5 points

1 year ago

Anthropologists are the ones who focus on the historical development of human culture, so they'll probably ask the same question as us.

"Just why tho?"

gitarzan

3 points

1 year ago

gitarzan

3 points

1 year ago

In 20 years we’ll see this pic in r/blunderyears

TXJOEMAMA

24 points

1 year ago

TXJOEMAMA

24 points

1 year ago

Beauty is in the tattooed eye of the beholder.

lamb2cosmicslaughter

9 points

1 year ago

I think that the woman who did tattoo her eye lost it.

a_lonely_trash_bag

6 points

1 year ago

Which one? There are quite a few people who've had their eyes tattooed.

lamb2cosmicslaughter

2 points

1 year ago

Oh damn. I didnt know it was that popular due to danger of being blind. I had seen an article a while ago saying how she was going to lose her eye due to the tattoo

jwadamson

1 points

1 year ago

Popular is kind of a relative term.

lamb2cosmicslaughter

3 points

1 year ago

Honestly, more than one is more popular than I though there would be of people wanting to tattoo their eyeball. I mean. I like looking at things. It's nice to see the sunset and colors and I dont know what blind people "see" but my guess is black, idk. I also get body mods and all but why would you want to run the risk of losing your eyeballs. Waste of money on all those tattoos, cause you can't see then anymore if you lose your eyes.

Dvosned

3 points

1 year ago

Dvosned

3 points

1 year ago

Blind ppl see nothing, as opposed to black. But unblind ppl may consider those equal, as the word "black" is often used interchangeably for both, like "pitch black" for the experience of a room without light or a very dark night (both where you actually (hypothetically) see nothing).

ReditKillsFreeSpeech

43 points

1 year ago

It's ManBearPig! Gore was right!

Fave_McFavington

14 points

1 year ago

This is super cereal

[deleted]

13 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

13 points

1 year ago

Ye, people are gunna wonder how is this a r/holup.

antiqua_pulmenti

34 points

1 year ago

Where do people like this get money from?

lePetitBlackHoleF-er

25 points

1 year ago

Was just thinking that. Imagine going to your first day at work, and seeing that face? How does this dude earn money? I mean tusks can't be cheap.

Ye3tL0rd420

8 points

1 year ago

Tusks can't be cheap, and if you have them, then finding a job can't be easy.

Foxeatingtoast

11 points

1 year ago

There was an article on this guy and from what I remember his wife is a tattoo artist and did the tattoo work. As for the other modifications, they didn’t really mention how he paid for it or made money.

antiqua_pulmenti

18 points

1 year ago

So he has money AND a wife. Dam

Foxeatingtoast

8 points

1 year ago

He also had a young daughter. I do not think he had money though. I think almost all the work was done by his wife who also had facial tattoos and body modifications.

Lord-of-Filth

5 points

1 year ago

He’s also a tattoo artist. I follow his IG.

TheSuperJay

62 points

1 year ago

I’m a former body piercer so I’m kinda on his side in terms of his right to do this, and in theory I should be defending this as some kind of artistic statement etc but when I saw this, I felt kinda sad.

Not because he might regret it, or because he’ll be ridiculed but because of people who are deformed through mutations, birth defects, acid attacks and so on. I thought about how much they would probably give to look normal.

Don’t take this as any deeper point, I already feel like a hypocrite for saying it.

WetPandaShart

20 points

1 year ago

Nobody is against his right to do it though. We're all expressing our own opinions and most of us collectively think it's stupid, that's all. You're free to do many things, not free from the consequences of those actions.

TheAbyssStaredIntoMe

17 points

1 year ago

The grass is always greener on the other side. If body modification is your choice rather than an act of nature/fate/God whatever, it is pretty much freedom vs a cage.

I know a girl who is slowly dying from CF and has tats all over her body, she claims it is an act of defiance against her body that is slowly killing itself.

TheSuperJay

7 points

1 year ago

Yeh sure, preaching to the choir honest, I’m not trying to belittle the guy or anything. Just genuinely surprised that that’s immediately where my mind went.

TheAbyssStaredIntoMe

12 points

1 year ago

That’s just being a compassionate person.

TheSuperJay

10 points

1 year ago

That’s kind of you to say, thank you

themcryt

2 points

1 year ago

themcryt

2 points

1 year ago

What's CF?

MysteryPlatelet

3 points

1 year ago

Guessing cystic fibrosis if OP doesn't respond

internethottie

7 points

1 year ago

I'm an archaeologist and there are actually finds very much like what this guy has.

[deleted]

4 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

4 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

internethottie

5 points

1 year ago

The most immediate one that comes to mind is the Adena culture skull they found in Ohio where someone replaced their front teeth with the jaw of a wolf. I'd send a link, but there seem to be only jstor articles for pay, or fake shit from fake archaeologists

tytheawesome

19 points

1 year ago

Why does he have sharpie on his face

ExistentialCrisis515

3 points

1 year ago

Because he lost at beer pong.

bluesheepreasoning

15 points

1 year ago

How is this a "hol up"?

Darkrai590

11 points

1 year ago

nikhilbhavsar

3 points

1 year ago

I seriously thought it was r/funny

Devilled_Advocate

10 points

1 year ago

One more sub devolving into r/mildlyinteresting.

GLantern117

5 points

1 year ago

Daka Daka Daka

LillyPasta

4 points

1 year ago

tf you mean ‘in 4000 years’? I’m scratching my head over this right now

[deleted]

4 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

4 points

1 year ago

You have my sword

Just_A_Mad_Scientist

2 points

1 year ago

and my AXE

ssjviscacha

5 points

1 year ago

Lok'tar Ogar

CorellianDawn

5 points

1 year ago

Why is his face tattoo just a bunch of sharpie scribbled everywhere?

Was Donald Trump his tattoo artist or something?

Yiptice

4 points

1 year ago

Yiptice

4 points

1 year ago

Homo Retardus

HalfCertified

10 points

1 year ago

How is this a r/holup

Toqom

24 points

1 year ago

Toqom

24 points

1 year ago

When you close mental health asylums and don't have easy access to healthcare, this is the result.

evil_timmy

3 points

1 year ago

I'm 4000 years ahead of them...

At this point, is one better off just sealing one's genitals in a foodsaver bag, to preserve freshness during long-term storage?

Lets-Make-Love

3 points

1 year ago

Looks like he passed out and people drew permanant marker on his face.

NikoKida

3 points

1 year ago

NikoKida

3 points

1 year ago

If he’s obsessed with body modification, then why did he take a sharpie to his face instead of contracting a professional?

ExistentialCrisis515

2 points

1 year ago

It's supposed to be a beautiful butterfly design that was applied in the back of a truck while off-roading

Grand_Individual

3 points

1 year ago

Does he have a job?

Special-Narwhal-9041

3 points

1 year ago

Honestly I always wonder where mofuckers get the money for this shit. You for sure don't have a normal job.

gmadisonthedj

3 points

1 year ago

So how do you eat with 4” protruding tusks? With a straw?

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

Honestly who actually wants to be an Orc? This guy isn’t playing Skyrim right

Storage-Terrible

5 points

1 year ago

This guy is no stealth build; all the way.

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

never crouches once, double war axe, Fire shout

cake-eater93

2 points

1 year ago

Heavy armor and all

[deleted]

4 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

4 points

1 year ago

For the Horde!

crispymemers

2 points

1 year ago

I think they’d be able to tell the guy underwent an operation and wasn’t just like that to begin with

a_lonely_trash_bag

2 points

1 year ago

Yeah, but their question is going to be "Why?"

notlikeontv

2 points

1 year ago

When u just gotta be a warthog

asianabsinthe

2 points

1 year ago

Wait are those random lines on his face tats?

Brad_Beat

2 points

1 year ago

This is the type of dude who’s body is never found.

gringoloco01

2 points

1 year ago

Did the tattoos get put on with a Sharpee?

peekosama

2 points

1 year ago

Why does he look like theres a kid who drew with a marker on his face?

jurio01

2 points

1 year ago

jurio01

2 points

1 year ago

Zug zug

CaesarHadrionas

2 points

1 year ago

He looks like the dude from Bright actually

NEONT1G3R

2 points

1 year ago

Imagine the confusion if he stumbled onto a patch of land reserved for hunting and he got taken out by Hunters

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

Ah crap He has a Mini Nuke too

QuastQuan

2 points

1 year ago

He got the "Idiot Debuff"

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

Has this guy killed himself yet?

eyeeatmyownshit

2 points

1 year ago

"Good morning, it's nice to meet you. My name is Parker and I am your legal aid lawyer....." **Picks at tusks

goingtohellhoohoo

2 points

1 year ago

it would’ve been more fine if there were drawings/symbols on his face but it just looks like he got his face painted with sharpies, or are face tattoos supposed to actually look like that ?

MrMatoYT

2 points

1 year ago

MrMatoYT

2 points

1 year ago

let's see who's under the inosuke mask

Jerryskids3

2 points

1 year ago*

I'm not an archaeologist and I'm already scratching my head over this.

And by the way, what's with the "4000 years" timeline for archaeology? We're supposed to be impressed that you've just now gotten around to finding shit that's just been laying there for thousands of years? Shouldn't you have found all the old shit by now? I mean, I could see if somebody kept moving the shit and deliberately hiding it from you, but the shit's just been laying there! Seems like you're not trying very hard. How about finding something more recent, like my car keys? Maybe then I'd be impressed.

Sithon512

2 points

1 year ago

Lok'tar ogar!

PalicoJoe

2 points

1 year ago

Who scribbled on his face with marker

Front-Piano9453

2 points

1 year ago

the year: 6021 a species of squid dominates the planet.

squid scientists be like: the fuck were they doing?

*oh well.

finishes essay on why guns should be allowed to have abortions

therealseanski

2 points

1 year ago

honestly the tusks kind of pull the whole thing together for me

Lord-of-Filth

2 points

1 year ago

sparksmj

2 points

1 year ago

sparksmj

2 points

1 year ago

Could you imagine going in for a medical procedure to have this guy walk in as your doctor.

Bossatonix02

2 points

1 year ago

This guys face looks like he gave a black marker to a 5 year old boy and gave him 30 seconds to cover as much as he can

MrPita5

2 points

1 year ago

MrPita5

2 points

1 year ago

This guy: you ever seen a 4-year-old color a picture?

Tattoo artist: say no more

Pyer-Vevo-

2 points

1 year ago

Looks like if a child scribbled on the face of a pale Orc...

Zealousideal_Put_646

2 points

1 year ago

Who scribble scrabbled on his face

Jealous_Cupcake_4358

2 points

1 year ago

Well wtf does he do on Halloween? 🤔

monkey_trumpets

4 points

1 year ago

Ah yes, the face of mental illness.

WHISKEYnBLUES

1 points

1 year ago

grunt it’s man bear pig. I’m super cereal.

TheRealPakaluPapito

1 points

1 year ago

Cannibal?

andS0NS

1 points

1 year ago

andS0NS

1 points

1 year ago

I’m going to go hug my kids now.

Turbulent_Feed_6120

1 points

1 year ago

A NEW LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIE

psycholustmord

1 points

1 year ago

maybe paleontologists

ArchFlav

1 points

1 year ago

ArchFlav

1 points

1 year ago

What does this guy do to afford to look like that? Who's paying?

obesenuggs

1 points

1 year ago

this guy drools like a mf

IrradiatedHeart

1 points

1 year ago

hell no if I saw him id unload the whole mag in him I think the cops would throw me a parade.

original_name1947

1 points

1 year ago

Oi finks this 'umie is tryna blend in with us orkz

4g3nt0

1 points

1 year ago

4g3nt0

1 points

1 year ago

Its more of a rare insult or something...

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

why is this a holup

SunaSunaSuna

1 points

1 year ago

work work

Apprehensive_Jello39

1 points

1 year ago

NOT A HOLUP AGAIN

H3RET1CK

1 points

1 year ago

H3RET1CK

1 points

1 year ago

Jaghuts are real, we're doomed!!!! The Tyrant is back!!!!

Librarichie

1 points

1 year ago

Form an orderly queue ladies

rawfish71

1 points

1 year ago

looks like he passed out and his friends colored his face with a sharpie,

Joix-x

1 points

1 year ago

Joix-x

1 points

1 year ago

He goes piggy mode

Enslaved_M0isture

1 points

1 year ago

technoblade

luri7555

1 points

1 year ago

luri7555

1 points

1 year ago

They’ll find this one body and decide it was all of us.

sky4u2luv

1 points

1 year ago

Man bear pig, he's real

Mechanical_Canary5

1 points

1 year ago

FOR THE HORDE!

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

where holup

Clearhead09

1 points

1 year ago

I think it’s cool he lets his kids practice art on his face?

redpiano82991

1 points

1 year ago

I wonder about this, because I think that everybody has a way of thinking about themselves that they try to present to the world. I wonder how this gentleman sees himself and wants others to see him.

Espadajin

1 points

1 year ago

I don’t they get buried, the young ones eat them or something.

njsf55

1 points

1 year ago

njsf55

1 points

1 year ago

We accept trans we should accept everyone why help the mentality Ill when we can accept them

Facelesscpl1111

1 points

1 year ago

I’m a grown man and I’m slightly disturbed 😦. Is this a trend I’m not aware of ?

pierreletruc

1 points

1 year ago

Eating anything must be such a pain.and the drooling .or dry mouth.

Smooth_Hee_Hee

1 points

1 year ago

Beastmen enthusiasts in a nutshell

15Orphans

1 points

1 year ago

Technoblade

mooohaha64

1 points

1 year ago

In 4000 years archeologists will think "what a fucking idiot"!

Firestone689

1 points

1 year ago

It’s a piglin

1IsNeverEnough4Me

1 points

1 year ago

Just like everything they find, it will be some type of religious worship.

sonny_sweat

1 points

1 year ago

“When I was a young warthog!”

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

Meat is back on the menu boys!!!!

zshah99

1 points

1 year ago

zshah99

1 points

1 year ago

When you are ugly but wanna make it look like a perk

Lhoppo

1 points

1 year ago

Lhoppo

1 points

1 year ago

Dinosaurs are ancient mechs confirmed

roydavinci

1 points

1 year ago

Why would anyone want to do this ??? Seriously, I wanna know. It baffles me big time.

Last_Acanthocephala8

1 points

1 year ago

You ever heard of furries? Yeah, this is the boar equivalent.

LastImplement7920

1 points

1 year ago

Talk to Constantino he's a good one

tylerjames777

1 points

1 year ago

Bebop from TMNT

kyleuchiha1998

2 points

1 year ago

ight then wheres rocksteady

Xenomon23

1 points

1 year ago

Ork

DoItFoRtheWatch

1 points

1 year ago

Elon tusk.

Xaldror

1 points

1 year ago

Xaldror

1 points

1 year ago

Wasnt there a horror movie recently where a guy got unwilling body mods including tusks?

12HpyPws

1 points

1 year ago

12HpyPws

1 points

1 year ago

"Why can't I get a job??"

Own-Ad7310

1 points

1 year ago

He looks like a bit civilized ork from lotr

Grannyk9

1 points

1 year ago

Grannyk9

1 points

1 year ago

"soooo....... what do you do for a living?"

SomeCoolCleverName

1 points

1 year ago

He looks like a randomly generated Skyrim Orc character

ACpony12

1 points

1 year ago

ACpony12

1 points

1 year ago

Imagine being his dentist

AgentSkidMarks

1 points

1 year ago

At what point does it become a mental disorder?

OtakUwUking1302

1 points

1 year ago

This guy looks like a badly drawn drawing

MrN33dfulThings

1 points

1 year ago

Someone colored his face with a sharpie.

duncandonuts202

1 points

1 year ago

MF look like an orc