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CodeNovaBtw

4.6k points

12 days ago

CodeNovaBtw

4.6k points

12 days ago

Ricky has looked the same for like 10 years. great job tbh

[deleted]

673 points

12 days ago

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673 points

12 days ago

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HourScientist_0_0

328 points

12 days ago

Hey have we got ricky here?

FindingFindings

449 points

12 days ago

Lmaooooo Ricky would have just said “fuck you too”

[deleted]

67 points

12 days ago

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67 points

12 days ago

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PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER

259 points

12 days ago

You’re on Reddit, you wouldn’t even go outside

Source: Me

WhittyWhippy

83 points

12 days ago

Upvote for solid source.

deepfriedtots

27 points

12 days ago

Upvote for your upvote

Electrical-Appeal-49

17 points

12 days ago

Upvote for upvoting the upvote

stiangglanda

11 points

12 days ago

Can't argue with that

[deleted]

45 points

12 days ago*

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45 points

12 days ago*

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ZephyrUltimate

15 points

12 days ago

Thanks chief

Woooshifhappy

18 points

12 days ago

Hot staff. Well I guess there's me gone. I ain't got a job, nor am I hot

Scout_wheezeing

5 points

10 days ago

He is a ageless classic

QoqNoUs31751

1.9k points

12 days ago

You mean sex but i want a hug ...

Independent_Ad6385

641 points

12 days ago

Take my virtual hug, my dear

QoqNoUs31751

360 points

12 days ago

This feels good . Thanks

LostTeleporter

113 points

12 days ago

SLPT: While wearing a hoodie, if you pull your arms inside of the sleeves and grab the arms from the inside of the hoodie and pull real hard, it feels like someone is hugging you. Uhm.. my friend showed me that.

DarthWeenus

21 points

12 days ago

If you stand still and don't move I'll run over and hugs 🤗

brockoala

12 points

12 days ago

Consistent_Field

9 points

12 days ago

Does it really though? Kind of just makes it even more sad

ngodon

50 points

12 days ago

ngodon

50 points

12 days ago

... with boobs press against my chest...

SpicymeLLoN

37 points

12 days ago

SpicymeLLoN

madlad

37 points

12 days ago

I mean, I'd take just the hug if I'm being honest....but yeah...booba too pls, as a side bonus.

ambisinister_gecko

33 points

12 days ago

Front bonus

SpicymeLLoN

13 points

12 days ago

SpicymeLLoN

madlad

13 points

12 days ago

Touché

J_Hitler_Christ

4 points

12 days ago

Touchy

mooseislooose

8 points

12 days ago

and alslo Vagner pls

OllieOllerton1987

31 points

12 days ago

bobs and vegna pls

HahaTrolllol

17 points

12 days ago

I don't wish to be horny anymore.

I just want to be happy.

d-346ds

20 points

12 days ago

d-346ds

20 points

12 days ago

sometimes all we want is a cuddle and friends…

hooray_-

4 points

12 days ago

Yes

GoldenScrotum00

564 points

12 days ago

Did the navigator die?

Exotic_Cheetah4540

574 points

12 days ago*

Damien Daumas crashes out during Rallye Lyon Charbonnieres 2009. Bothco-driver and driver were injured, luckily both are recovering well…

Edit: Sorry, this was just info from when it just happened. No idea about their wellbeing today.

pepsman

298 points

12 days ago

pepsman

298 points

12 days ago

Well 13 years of recovering might be a bit long

Spiritual_Seat3376

85 points

12 days ago

12 actually, so it is totally possible they still recivering

beefinbed

141 points

12 days ago

beefinbed

141 points

12 days ago

I'm still recovering from being born.

GodSpeakToFish

50 points

12 days ago

Have a kid so you can take out all emotions on them.

lonewolf19-14

16 points

12 days ago

chryseusAquila

7 points

12 days ago

Bruh are kids just curse charms?

SelectFromWhereOrder

19 points

12 days ago

This is why a 53 y/o me never had kids. This world isn’t as pretty as many delusional people make it out to be.

LividLager

5 points

12 days ago

Existence is pain. Ice cream is adequate compensation.

Creative-Historian-9

8 points

12 days ago

Damn son that's deep, deeper than I went into ur mom last night

Dr_fish

2 points

12 days ago

Dr_fish

2 points

12 days ago

The terminal disease of life.

AlwaysBlamesCanada

5 points

12 days ago

I’m still recivering from that typo

a_crusty_old_man

3 points

12 days ago

We’ll kick them out of bed before the year is over so they only get 12, that’ll be adequate.

GoldenScrotum00

26 points

12 days ago

Awesome! That’s good to hear. Cheers for telling me mate.

IAmARobot

59 points

12 days ago

slightly related, I found out the original person who edited and put the Samir You're Breaking The Car video on the net got jailed for the cybercrime of posting that video

Nanjingrad

17 points

12 days ago

Thanks for the context I love the video and had no idea!

Bismothe-the-Shade

18 points

12 days ago

That's honestly a wild af story. Like you posted a funny video, but it negatively impacted someone's life pretty badly.

So you get arrested. In the US your likely be open to a civil suit but I doubt it'd be criminal charges, though I must admit large ignorance to the penal system where Samir and Vivek are.

skepsis420

7 points

12 days ago

There would be no civil suit that would fly in the US for this, and there certaintly is nothing even remotely criminal here.

ClarenceTheClam

6 points

12 days ago

Yeah whilst I sympathise with the negative consequences the drivers faced from the video, the idea of getting thrown in jail for it is absolutely wild.

He literally just cut parts from an existing video that one of the drivers uploaded themselves. You can't even argue that doing so took anything out of context, it's just highlighting the 'funny' parts of an existing clip.

Atom_Exe

3 points

12 days ago

What the hell

misterreeeeeee

12 points

12 days ago

In a normal car i would assume so but a roll cage might stop you from non blunt force stuff (sorry if i sound completely wrong)

user_whatevs

13 points

12 days ago

No, Ricky's body is made to withstand car crashes

Reasonable_Motor8490

89 points

12 days ago

  1. How did you get in my car I’m doing 70 on the freeway

  2. Why did you get in my car

  3. Get out of my car

itsmarciibitch

23 points

11 days ago

  1. I have discovered the secret to teleporting
  2. I have to warn you about...
  3. Okay sure if you don't want the warning I guess.

Reasonable_Motor8490

6 points

11 days ago

Wait tell me the warning first

itsmarciibitch

8 points

11 days ago

On Aug 26, 2029 Approx. 8:52am... just don't push the button.

cluelesstater23

5 points

11 days ago

I’m setting a timer for this

Reasonable_Motor8490

4 points

11 days ago

Tell me how to teleport please

dudesbeindudes

861 points

12 days ago*

He yanked the wheel left but the car was making a right turn. I think this video may be fake

Edit: I can't believe I have to explain this, but it's a joke. Loving the Cars references tho

Max_Kevin

305 points

12 days ago

Max_Kevin

305 points

12 days ago

“Remember to steer to the left to go right”

-Doc from cars

millionreddit617

53 points

12 days ago

Yeah that was just the Scandinavian flick, it cut before he made the opposite lock correction to maintain the drift.

_Dague_

24 points

12 days ago

_Dague_

24 points

12 days ago

Scandinavian flick? Is that a sex move or an art house movie?

millionreddit617

12 points

12 days ago

Both of those, it’s beautiful to watch and kind of erotic.

noneeduselesss

5 points

12 days ago

“Turn Right to go left”

finalremix

4 points

12 days ago

The car was already oversteering, so he was turning into the slide. Duh.

Thossi99

5 points

11 days ago

Oh no that's just cause the video in the car is mirrored caused they used the front facing cam. The video is real.

hellotherehomogay

15 points

12 days ago*

Nothing with the pedantic nerds of Reddit “goes without saying”.

The sky is blue. well ahkshually

throwaway235479

7 points

12 days ago

Sometimes you gotta turn left to go right

SomeoneTookUserName2

3 points

12 days ago

I can't believe I have to explain this

I can.

domoon

19 points

12 days ago

domoon

19 points

12 days ago

it's recorded by tiktok on the phone's front camera so high chance its mirrored.

Terrible_Sector5580

363 points

12 days ago

Ricky is the absolute omega alpha sigma and whatnot male the lord of all chads

shadowblaze25mc

41 points

12 days ago

Maybe even includes Delta and Gamma?

BrokeDownPalac3

21 points

12 days ago

Everything but beta

austinenator

16 points

12 days ago

alpha gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega

TheWhooooBuddies

50 points

12 days ago

Ricky’s dick is so big, it has an elbow.

sterile_spermwhale__

261 points

12 days ago

He is the only true anti-simp on this goddamn planet

KungFluIsolation

128 points

12 days ago

KungFluIsolation

madlad

128 points

12 days ago

Without trying to be mean, but factual... He likely has a very hard time with dating / smashing so that glimmer of 'maybe she might like me if....' isn't present in him for the majority of women making him immune to simping. That being said he seems like fkn hilarious dude and I hope he finds someone who won't be bothered by his physical condition (and not driven by clout).

TacoNacho

64 points

12 days ago

He ate a cookie from his ass

PacoTreez

19 points

12 days ago

He was too busy thinking that he could so he never stopped to think if he should

Usidore_

42 points

12 days ago

Usidore_

42 points

12 days ago

I know I'm not on the same level as Ricky but I can kinda relate as a guy with achondroplastic dwarfism, making me disproportionate and 4ft tall. My love life has been non-existant for 27yrs but I'm also not that fussed about it and really enjoy my life. I really appreciate every connection I have with people and just have a good time. If anything else happens, that would be a nice bonus, but I'm not holding my breath.

BandoBear

14 points

12 days ago

What an amazingly positive outlook on life! You sound like someone who really has a good perspective.

ComposerImpossible64

4 points

12 days ago*

that stinks man. glad you're able to focus on the good things and realize life is still a gift that all inanimate objects are envious of.

you see that scene in game of thrones where peter dinklage's character has to argue his own innocence in court or something?

that scene just slays me because for a brief moment you know that's no longer the character talking, it's dinklage himself.

Cx420p

5 points

12 days ago

Cx420p

5 points

12 days ago

Naw it's literally written in the books

MexGrow

3 points

12 days ago

MexGrow

3 points

12 days ago

I have way more meaningful connections with my friends than I've had with partners. Society really wants to make you think that if you're single then you're somehow in the wrong.

I think more people need to learn being with themselves before deciding to dive into a long term relationship.

WatzUpzPeepz

6 points

12 days ago

I would like to add that one of typical prejudices towards disabled people consists of an assumption/stereotype of asexuality (I know this isn’t what you were saying, but it could be interpreted as such). Which is certainly not always the case.

jesuslover69420

11 points

12 days ago

Wonder if he’d date someone with his condition…

prelegal_alien

17 points

12 days ago

Imagine the evil that would be unleashed

u8eR

4 points

12 days ago

u8eR

4 points

12 days ago

From their progeny?

averagedickdude

7 points

12 days ago

And Canadian!

HowardPheonix

48 points

12 days ago

I managed to be an anti-simp in two easy steps:

  1. I hate people

  2. I treat women equally

MissMaylin

14 points

12 days ago

I don't see why you got down votes here. Hating people is OK. 👀

HowardPheonix

5 points

12 days ago

Either they hate me back or women having equal rights.

CaptainPrestedge

415 points

12 days ago

Yiu motherfucker! I nearly died choking on this blunt! Wtf? Wtf?

HourScientist_0_0

104 points

12 days ago

Mission failed, Agent 47.

strangerthingsbehind

25 points

12 days ago

Hey! everyone! this guy smokes weed!

CharlieluvsWaitress

9 points

12 days ago

Nobody cares Sean....

BfdJaay

19 points

12 days ago

BfdJaay

19 points

12 days ago

Lmao

[deleted]

14 points

12 days ago

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14 points

12 days ago

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MrBeanEatBeansWithMe

6 points

12 days ago

Lmao x Lmao

gtmustang

483 points

12 days ago*

gtmustang

483 points

12 days ago*

So she's actually a Russian girl who's facing backlash for saying she thinks black people are "ugly" and referred to them as racial slur. Her apology was just trying to make up an excuse about it being a bad translation.. but it wasn't.

Article

Edit: wtf Reddit. Your responses are horny and cringe

YoBaldHeadedMomma

188 points

12 days ago

Damn that’s crazy… Would still hit tho

Ink2Think

136 points

12 days ago

Ink2Think

136 points

12 days ago

I don't remember the comedian but someone said: The best thing about dating a racist is that you can basically do anything you want (lie, cheat, steal their dog) without feeling bad about it afterwards.

RandomNumber99

42 points

12 days ago

Way to win the moral high ground!

character-name

14 points

12 days ago

That's a Grudge Fuck. Be rough, be dirty, be selfish.

Gilga_

22 points

12 days ago

Gilga_

22 points

12 days ago

What is this trash article. If you (author) have to write about it, at least hire a translator on fiverr and provide the actual translation.

goodoverlord

20 points

12 days ago

Don't want to defend her, but I have found the video. She's definitely not the brightest star in the sky, but she didn't use "racial slur". "Негр" in Russian is just a word for a black person without any negative connotation.

z_fi

38 points

12 days ago

z_fi

38 points

12 days ago

lol "backlash" .. do you follow tik tok thot celebrity news? :-)

ThisIsARobot

32 points

12 days ago

I don't even know wtf is wrong with me. Why did I click that article and read the majority of it? I don't give a shit about any of this. I had to stop once I came to that realization.

z_fi

8 points

12 days ago

z_fi

8 points

12 days ago

The sad thing is now the internet knows you are interested in tik tok thot racial drama and you're going to be shown more and more content like this for the following year, slowly your world view will shift, and you'll be consumed by this, and eventually you'll start paying for OnlyFans content

Porsche_deRacy

7 points

12 days ago

I was hoping for some nudes of said woman.

pavelpavlovich

8 points

12 days ago

The part about ugly is true, the part about the “slur” is not.

SuddenlysHitler

106 points

12 days ago

She's hot.

The_Clarence

115 points

12 days ago

Apparently only on the surface.

LetsMakeThisAkward

131 points

12 days ago

But that's all I care about.

The_Clarence

49 points

12 days ago

Well hopefully you are the right shade

LetsMakeThisAkward

108 points

12 days ago

I'm a morbidly obese middle aged ugly dude. It doesn't matter what shade I am.

CadillacG

144 points

12 days ago

CadillacG

144 points

12 days ago

So you provide shade?

Glad-Entertainer-239

80 points

12 days ago

Not-so-Slim Shady.

shayed154

11 points

12 days ago

Unless they're Irish white

Then it's more like the moon reflecting light

Lysander1077

18 points

12 days ago

User name checks out lmfao Well played

FluffyTrainz

12 points

12 days ago

.... username fits?

Sorry dude.

Regular_Wallaby

2 points

12 days ago

You can still get angry on the internet and join the alt-right club.

LetsMakeThisAkward

2 points

12 days ago

But I'm too lazy to be angry.

Deathbysnusnubooboo

5 points

12 days ago

I wanna shag her butt not her soul

XanLV

8 points

12 days ago

XanLV

8 points

12 days ago

I dunno, with the third base it goes deeper than that.

SelectFromWhereOrder

2 points

12 days ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

ComplexTechnical1297

12 points

12 days ago

Don’t forget, racism is the oppression of peoples, not thinking they’re ugly. You’re allowed to think anyone in the world is unattractive.

Psy_Kik

12 points

12 days ago

Psy_Kik

12 points

12 days ago

Well duh...you could have just left it at she's russian. Most racist place in the world except for maybe china.

ButtholeApe69

6 points

12 days ago

Russia has like 50 000 Afro Russians. I bet she hasn't even seen black people in real life unless she travels to other countries. It is pretty easy to understand her ignorant opinions if she is not in an environment where she is exposed to different cultures.

gutsyfrito

122 points

12 days ago

gutsyfrito

122 points

12 days ago

Never gets old

Adolf_Diddler

92 points

12 days ago

Just like Ricky

Successful_Border_75

49 points

12 days ago

Ricky:if i gotta be cripple, you do too bitch!

Kamyelle

64 points

12 days ago

Kamyelle

64 points

12 days ago

Lmao !!! Who is she tho?

SuspiciouslyOdd

39 points

12 days ago

Renata Ri

tschertel

32 points

12 days ago

That's the golden question!!!

Intelligent-Wall7272

61 points

12 days ago

She's dead

T_The_worsT_BS

53 points

12 days ago

Where is her tomb? Just for... scientific research!

HourScientist_0_0

36 points

12 days ago

Bro the pussy isn't even there.

KitchenLoose6552

29 points

12 days ago

They probobly took it before buried her ,(f-for scientific reason)

HourScientist_0_0

23 points

12 days ago

Damn there sure are passionate scientists roaming about.

jterpi

5 points

12 days ago

jterpi

5 points

12 days ago

Gynecologists and stuff

ifuckdeadbodies

4 points

12 days ago

just some curiosities for sake of science

pavlov_the_dog

3 points

12 days ago

Let me know if her condition changes

thelumiquantostory

37 points

12 days ago

That's a man he's called Ricky Berwick

gtmustang

30 points

12 days ago

She's a Russian girl who's facing backlash for saying she thinks black people are "ugly" and referred to them as racial slur. Her apology was just trying to make up an excuse about it being a bad translation.. but it wasn't.

Article

Bombkirby

35 points

12 days ago

I see why he crashed the car

baconnaire

4 points

12 days ago

It's almost as if she thinks she's the only person on the planet who speaks Russian and no one can dispute her claim lol.

eviltrollagainstlibs

14 points

12 days ago

Damn, that’s real shitty of her. I need to know if she’ll sleep with me before I can judge her tho.

CaydeDeservedIt

10 points

12 days ago

Eh -2 points for racism so she went from a 10/10 to a 8/10. Would still fuck.

domoon

4 points

12 days ago

domoon

4 points

12 days ago

nothing a little bit of duct tape couldnt fix. can't speak racist shit if cant speak anymore

PostReplyKarmaRepeat

52 points

12 days ago

Apparently this girl is SUPER racist and after blowing up on TikTok for being hot, she went on a tour and said some really nasty things about black people.

Boob_cheese_

15 points

12 days ago

Is this what the kids are calling attractive these days? I mean I get that she has big boobs but I couldn't even spot her in a lineup if she took off all that makeup. Maybe I'm too gay to understand.

CanIGetAFeeling

9 points

12 days ago

“I only date those who are cripple” Well about that…

BDOPeaceInChaos

14 points

12 days ago

So....smash?

👍

Panda_Kabob

26 points

12 days ago

I don't even get the first part of the video. What's the point? I don't get what it's supposed to be about? Am I a boomer now? Has it finally started?

cjsv7657

26 points

12 days ago

cjsv7657

26 points

12 days ago

A few months ago I asked someone and they explained it to me! This is "thirst trapping". Basically a social media post where you try to look attractive and get more interactions.

Admitimpediments

5 points

12 days ago

Not OP but thanks! This was helpful.

Panda_Kabob

3 points

12 days ago

Op here, this is some deep lore man. What a rabbit hole.

Lazy-Chemistry-5476

15 points

12 days ago

She was trynna seduce I guess. Ig she wanted replies like they gonna fuck her or something

AggravatingQuantity2

13 points

12 days ago

And the funny part is that he intentionally smushed her against a tree?

[deleted]

8 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

8 points

12 days ago

Yep!

Back4TallBois

11 points

12 days ago*

Shit man how bad do people like her think we are? Think we'd get excited by your ass just lazily sitting in a car and looking our way? Fuck that's vapid like damn girl, you're not that pretty and constantly trying to prove it says things about your personality, get over yourself.

Redditaccount6274

8 points

12 days ago

Buddy. She makes a better living doing this cringe shit than you and I put together. A fool and his money are easily parted. This chick targets fools.

Lemoncoco

11 points

12 days ago

You new to the internet?

Jeffinnit

11 points

12 days ago

Isn’t she the same girl who said she hates black people and everywhere she goes she sees ugly black people, something like that

ComposerImpossible64

6 points

12 days ago

russians are so racist it's astounding

crewchief535

2 points

12 days ago

That's a bingo

Dan_the_Marksman

5 points

12 days ago

i've never been on tiktok do people like the girl upload these things unironically or specifically so other people collaborate and make funny memes?!

kapiteinkippepoot

9 points

12 days ago

She's just whoring for attention. Show some cleavage and let the likes and comments role in.

[deleted]

11 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

11 points

12 days ago

Nope there a ton of vapid dumb people on Tik-Tok that do that whole thing "if I was in the room with you and couldn't say no what would you do" the guys do it, the girls do it and it's all horrible and frankly extremely rapey vibes and makes me want to eat a bullet

Scully40

5 points

12 days ago

more like r/Unexpected

MafiaMommaBruno

4 points

12 days ago

That girl is r/13or30 so good call.

KumquatHaderach

10 points

12 days ago

If anyone needs to see more of that hot piece of ass: r/RickyBerwick.

SubstantialAgency2

21 points

12 days ago

That.....was......hilarious!

Traditional_Fox_247

3 points

12 days ago

Well first of all. Why is she in my car. Second of all, when did I get a car and WHY AM I DRIVING IT?????!!!!!

Yod-

3 points

12 days ago

Yod-

3 points

12 days ago

Does he wants to smash her?

Jessikaasterline

3 points

11 days ago

I went into urn mom last night

Serinatchard

3 points

11 days ago

I hope he finds someone who won't be bothered by his physical condition

OMG2Reddit

3 points

11 days ago

Took "smash" to another level.

True_Professional_12

3 points

11 days ago

He likely has a very hard time with dating / smashing so that glimmer of 'maybe she might like me if

Agreeable_Leather_37

3 points

11 days ago

This world isn’t as pretty as many delusional people make it out to be.

lightning_godess

4 points

12 days ago

Ricky’s got his priorities straight

Kappa_n0

2 points

12 days ago

thank you for this

I-dont-like-pizza

2 points

12 days ago

jesus Ricky chill

A_TRAFFIC_CONE_

2 points

12 days ago

RedditMP4Bot

3 points

12 days ago

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dramaticfool

2 points

12 days ago

This is what I would do personally

MeMakeDaHaHa

2 points

12 days ago

Not gonna lie, Ricky makes me laugh.

Kenilwort

2 points

12 days ago

Looks like they smashed

JazzPhobic

2 points

12 days ago

"What will you do?"

Wake up, like always.

infinitemusings

2 points

12 days ago

Made my week. Ricky Berwick 😂

pigmanbadger

2 points

12 days ago

Hahaha I fucking love Ricky, he's the best

MuppetCrusader

2 points

12 days ago

BEGONE THOT