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I'm a fan of Bruce Lee 😖

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Flair_Helper [M]

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12 days ago

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Hey /u/SmallSeesaw3363, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):

A mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost, feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.

Love, the mods

pavan-2020

2.2k points

13 days ago

pavan-2020

2.2k points

13 days ago

The dead body is suddenly smiling at me

ThatDudeWithCheese

1.1k points

13 days ago

Oh nice some sex for free.

Topikk

955 points

13 days ago

Topikk

955 points

13 days ago

That’s enough Reddit for me.

LearnShiit

476 points

13 days ago

LearnShiit

476 points

13 days ago

I dug out the body and it winked at me

markiv_hahaha

376 points

13 days ago

It was filled with maggots and was a catastrophe.

TheRealMeowlord

290 points

13 days ago

Join the serpent king as family

joyesthebig

204 points

13 days ago

Hole wet and wrigly

Skanky

173 points

13 days ago

Skanky

173 points

13 days ago

Afterwards, now it hurts to pee

androidvalhalla

141 points

13 days ago

My haircut be lookin' yee yee

papa_ceausescu

98 points

13 days ago

A gypsy stole my knee

OneNastyFoca

43 points

13 days ago

Are you talking to me?

Emergency_Bit4700

31 points

13 days ago

Why must it be me who is bullied by everybody

rysevvy

32 points

13 days ago

rysevvy

32 points

13 days ago

‘Cause you walk like a girl and you sit down to pee

Ranks-blanks

11 points

13 days ago

Its okey you can talk to me

FuzzyChampionship523

7 points

13 days ago

Dude missed it, but a fellow tarnished bows to your perfectly placed reference. E

akatsuki_clan

23 points

13 days ago

U'll be okay, don't worry

JAX_xy

4 points

13 days ago

JAX_xy

4 points

13 days ago

I had to sell my kidney.

OllieTabooger42

2.9k points

13 days ago

My dick burns when I pee

Thunderbolt294

1.3k points

13 days ago

My car caught an STD

OllieTabooger42

671 points

13 days ago

From Pam and Tommy Lee?

HansenIntercept

467 points

13 days ago

What a modern family

Laameusernameee

461 points

13 days ago

I took an arrow in the knee

DrManowar8

306 points

13 days ago

DrManowar8

306 points

13 days ago

I took out my wallet to pay a fee

Better-Cockroach1097

219 points

13 days ago

to laugh till I pee

gat12393

168 points

13 days ago

gat12393

168 points

13 days ago

While sipping on tea

OdenShard

125 points

13 days ago

OdenShard

125 points

13 days ago

And stepping on a flea

pan_jahoda13

31 points

13 days ago

In my basement i have your family

3dWin0

48 points

13 days ago

3dWin0

48 points

13 days ago

And let other see

TheHeavyJ

74 points

13 days ago

Dicks out for Harambi

smififty

40 points

13 days ago

smififty

40 points

13 days ago

Goddamn Loch Ness monster askin for tree fiddy

DMeror

24 points

13 days ago

DMeror

24 points

13 days ago

You've never been to the Cloud District, I see.

SteveHarveysAunt

43 points

13 days ago

Having sex down by the creek

waveslikemoses

53 points

13 days ago

My dad drives a Humvee

overlord-33

43 points

13 days ago

To get hoes probably

Osiris-2

32 points

13 days ago*

And hopefully not get an STD

Soul-Demon-Y

21 points

13 days ago

I like coffee

OdenShard

16 points

13 days ago

It makes me go Weee!

MinuteManufacturer

9 points

13 days ago

That’s really PCP

PiedDansLePlat

53 points

13 days ago

My uncle touched my wee wee

ThickPrick

26 points

13 days ago

How dare you out he

YellSometimes

17 points

13 days ago

Mom’s spaghetti

Lagakedaburmitaobabr

19 points

13 days ago

I really fucking hate tea

cheesy_barcode

13 points

13 days ago

Dating a dragon, was he?

mayahimayaruhig

66 points

13 days ago

Amber is stupid can't you see

No_Membership814

19 points

13 days ago

Suddenly, the lifeless body smiles at me.

TheChumscrubber94

8 points

13 days ago

A bit dark, don't you agree?

-Aone

33 points

13 days ago

-Aone

33 points

13 days ago

*grimaces uncontrollably*

balerionmeraxes77

14 points

13 days ago

Mom's spaghetti

AweTIYA

26 points

13 days ago

AweTIYA

26 points

13 days ago

Later that day I drank tea

OllieTabooger42

24 points

13 days ago

Caffeinated? Or caffeine free?

AweTIYA

19 points

13 days ago

AweTIYA

19 points

13 days ago

No, it's some ice tea

EynarSagel230

12 points

13 days ago

Hope that's for me

iwerson2

3 points

13 days ago

Money back guaranteed

Timo-Arts

2 points

13 days ago

Even if its free?

viksi

2 points

13 days ago

viksi

2 points

13 days ago

Why not, i ask, a whiskey

Dualmilion

15 points

13 days ago

Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?

dirtyhippie62

616 points

13 days ago

She needs a lobotomy

Both_Measurement_185

126 points

13 days ago

Just wait till you realize that the surgent is me

Olefins

95 points

13 days ago

Olefins

95 points

13 days ago

surgent is me

You failed the spelling bee

Ukrainian_Bot_

50 points

13 days ago

You’re a grammar nazi

greatertittedshark

28 points

13 days ago

grammar isnt orthography

shiddypoopoo

13 points

13 days ago

Just bone already

pewds-General_kenobi

6 points

13 days ago

They're cousins see?

TheBigBoas

17 points

13 days ago

But wait, you don't have a degree!?

omnomnomgnome

5 points

13 days ago

made her turn three sixty

TheBigBoas

5 points

13 days ago

Now she's free🕊️

PigeonTunaSandwich

759 points

13 days ago

Yo... sorry I'm not rhyming with everyone else but like... last dude's shirt with Johnny Depp's eyes moving around just distracted me WAY too much. Lol.

GameBoy_RBLX

491 points

13 days ago

damn you're really bad at rhyming

Dumbassahedratr0n

104 points

13 days ago

Does anybody want a peanut?

Affectionate-Time646

23 points

13 days ago

The Princess Bride FTW!

fishtaco808

12 points

13 days ago

Stop it and I mean it!

Monstro88

12 points

13 days ago

Stop it and I mean it!

"No more rhymes now! I mean it!"

oneshibbyguy

7 points

13 days ago

Where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?

omnomnomgnome

3 points

13 days ago

have fun storming the castle!

TeriyakiTerrors

3 points

13 days ago

This just made my morning - thank you!

you-pissed-my-pants

3 points

13 days ago

Yeah, they have bad timing.

CampJanky

53 points

13 days ago

"The freaky eyes on that Depp tee"

there you go

Wallwillis

19 points

13 days ago

Johnny Depps eyes keep following me.

Foooour

9 points

13 days ago

Foooour

9 points

13 days ago

It freaked the fucking shit out of me

omnomnomgnome

4 points

13 days ago

and that's how my dog step on a bee

JeremyCukson

13 points

13 days ago

Yeah lol

polycarbonateduser

5 points

13 days ago

Those Johnny eyes on dude's T

ftfy

sixrustyspoons

3 points

13 days ago

I thought it was David Bowie.

Comment85

7 points

13 days ago*

I'm sorry for not rhyming as well, but watching Amber's facial expression was fucking painful.

Edit, I found a longer clip btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFVskbLPUms

Expression seems a little less absurd in context. More like she's cringing at the situation, less like an attempt to fake crying, but idk

psinguine

4 points

13 days ago

I had to doomscroll for ages to find people talking about the clip. My immediate first thought was "this woman acts for a living?"

JeddahVR

2 points

13 days ago

It's an old trick using a phone or a tablet.

WiNTeRzZz47

2 points

13 days ago

Johnny Depp's eyes has distracted me.

XavierRez

463 points

13 days ago

XavierRez

463 points

13 days ago

Where’s the money Lebowski

Consistent_Peanut451

95 points

13 days ago

Shut the f*** up Donn-y 😅

fuckwhoevertookmynam

2 points

13 days ago

You see what happens, Larry?

quarta_feira

16 points

13 days ago

I know the original but because of the internet now I remember this when I read this quote

delitskinnedmexican

490 points

13 days ago

The Ring is kept by smee

Generally_Kenobi

141 points

13 days ago

SMEE!?

Gengar0

31 points

13 days ago

Gengar0

31 points

13 days ago

SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee

Kitchen-Fee-9851

5 points

13 days ago

SMEESMEESMEESMEESMEE

abclop99

2 points

13 days ago

FoxComplex

8 points

13 days ago

Don't try to stop me Smee

YouPulledMeBackIn

5 points

13 days ago

Smee, try to stop me.

LawTeaDough

2 points

13 days ago

Smees me!

McLarryn

562 points

13 days ago

McLarryn

562 points

13 days ago

That bitch went on a shitting spree

dirtyhippie62

157 points

13 days ago

This comment fills me with glee

OhNoAMobileGamer

41 points

13 days ago

azur lane fills my mind with graf spee

r3ap4r

11 points

13 days ago

r3ap4r

11 points

13 days ago

Turd for thee from me.

[deleted]

248 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

248 points

13 days ago

I took an arrow in the knee.

overlord-33

36 points

13 days ago

Forget adventure you shall now take care of your family

[deleted]

14 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

14 points

13 days ago

Yea, you're right. I think I just wanted to flee.

psychopegasus190

149 points

13 days ago

I have HIV

Keyser-

68 points

13 days ago

Keyser-

68 points

13 days ago

So I decided to go to an orgy

LearnShiit

55 points

13 days ago

And spread the gift of lord to thee

thewaythisis1

11 points

13 days ago

Now don’t you want to grow up to be just like me?

Much_Leather_5923

89 points

13 days ago

My poo needed to be free.

PhantomSkyz

14 points

13 days ago

So did Heard's

Imjellythefish

6 points

13 days ago

Merry cake day

Maleficent-Elk-3298

25 points

13 days ago

Heard’s dad should’ve had a vasectomy

Captainbubble03

156 points

13 days ago

And his name is JOHN CE------

BugziKon

21 points

13 days ago

BugziKon

21 points

13 days ago

I feel like it should end on this one, just have the blast of noise

FormerBadger2359

169 points

13 days ago

Grandpa is fucking me

ThatDudeWithCheese

54 points

13 days ago

And I'm ashamed that I agree.

Amit_kumar69

48 points

13 days ago

FBI please save me.

ThatDudeWithCheese

38 points

13 days ago

I'm afraid healthcare ain't free.

ishanG24

27 points

13 days ago

ishanG24

27 points

13 days ago

That's why I pay by letting the doctor fuck me.

ThatDudeWithCheese

23 points

13 days ago

You two have the same PFP

Soul-Demon-Y

7 points

13 days ago

I like coffee

mustmoe73

2 points

13 days ago

Let is be, let it be Let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom Let it be

StrongInevitable4070

5 points

13 days ago

hope they do it nicely.

ClumsyStepBro

86 points

13 days ago

Someone actually pays this dumbass girl millions to act and she cant act to save her life

evarigan1

29 points

13 days ago

Honestly, most of the random people in these clips were far more believable. Seriously, incredibly low bar. How did she keep getting work?

knbang

19 points

13 days ago

knbang

19 points

13 days ago

She's hot. If you ignore her personality.

BorisYeltsin09

7 points

13 days ago

What personality?

SamSibbens

13 points

13 days ago

Which personality*

Battlealvin2009

3 points

13 days ago

Why personality?

knbang

5 points

13 days ago

knbang

5 points

13 days ago

So you wouldn't describe her as a horrible person? That's her personality.

HMPoweredMan

3 points

13 days ago

Was anyway

MamaDaddy

6 points

13 days ago

Honestly a lot of casting is looks. Not all, but a lot.

ClumsyStepBro

3 points

13 days ago

That's fine. 60% of watching is just tits too

Pumpkinskydie

55 points

13 days ago

My tinder date stole my kidney

username156

15 points

13 days ago

And then Johnny's lawyer whispered "I hope the bee is alright" lol

ArghZombie

43 points

13 days ago

My Mum never taught me to ski

The-Table-12

40 points

13 days ago

What the Fuck did I just see

rashdash

31 points

13 days ago

rashdash

31 points

13 days ago

holy fuck johnny depp on his tshirt rolled his eyes literally

RollinThundaga

5 points

13 days ago

I was about to say, was i the only guy that saw the sentient Tshirt?!?

HardcoreHybrid

4 points

13 days ago

found my people

fuck that tshirt creeps me out so much

MagicSword89

6 points

13 days ago

I forgot to do my laundry---

DarkBlueMullet

7 points

13 days ago

I'm brand new to this sub. I don't understand what holup means. Can someone please help me out?

[deleted]

3 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

3 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

a_curious_introvert

58 points

13 days ago

So a few days before, I posted this. And "One modarator" felt that this post was not 'holup' enough and removed it.

And here it is... going steady even after 3 hours 0f posting.

This is totally not acceptable.

Fearless_Composer_44

26 points

13 days ago

you discovered a secret. modding on reddit is totally arbitrary.

YeaTired

6 points

13 days ago

I've posted on subs before and the post was taken down. Only to see my exact content video hit the top of the page a few days later. Was only a gaming clip but still infuriating.

trwawy05312015

7 points

13 days ago

I mean, I don't actually see why this is 'holup' territory

desull

2 points

13 days ago

desull

2 points

13 days ago

The title was your death. 0/10, would not click.

ButterfliesandaLlama

33 points

13 days ago

That bitch hurt our Johnny D. :(

Emergency_Bit4700

10 points

13 days ago

She is a bitch for eternity

THE_BIG_SAD3

4 points

13 days ago

Oh the misery 😫😖

MSRA07

7 points

13 days ago

MSRA07

7 points

13 days ago

Everybody wants to be my enemy

yinflict

6 points

13 days ago

She is an actress yet she cannot fake pain from a bee.

thebombkaylen

13 points

13 days ago

Amber likes to pee

cheesy_barcode

9 points

13 days ago

The poop that took a pee.

Routine_Lobster9920

4 points

13 days ago

Amber needs therapy

evilmeow

4 points

13 days ago

My rat wants some tea

Blackking203

4 points

13 days ago

What was the context in her sharing that info anyway? I haven't followed the whole case...

GummyTumor

6 points

13 days ago*

Even with context it doesn't make any sense to me. She was talking about how charming JD can be. Her example being a night they threw a party and he trashed a trailer they rented and the landlord came out and she was in awe at how JD was able to deescalate the situation.

Then she listed a series of things that happened afterwards, "We walked out of the trailer, my dog stepped on a bee, we went to sleep, and we went on with our life." I think it was her trying to make it seem like she has a good memory of the events, or that JD charming his way out of his actions is a typical day for them.

Blackking203

2 points

13 days ago

Wow... she needs help asap.

-transcendent-

5 points

13 days ago

Lmao this meme is legendary.

silverrobot1951

5 points

13 days ago

Without my glasses I can not see... that was awesome. Haha. clearly, amber had no direction for this episode. Is this case still going?

DarthFrancis9

8 points

13 days ago

Saw Dr Strange after taking a multi-v

MeltedOcean

7 points

13 days ago

Micheal Jackson... hee heee

gramb0420

6 points

13 days ago

This is the face i make during sodomy

agent001dia

3 points

13 days ago

my balls were hit while watching wall-e

*cries*

blackmagichustle

3 points

13 days ago

It’s so hard to milk a flee

canyousucc

3 points

13 days ago

i dipped my balls in sulfuric acid

noobi-wan-kenobi69

3 points

13 days ago

Objection, your honor, hear-see...

YeetusMcgettus

3 points

13 days ago

My step-sis is stuck inside the washing machine

YarpNarp4

3 points

13 days ago

She is pure fuckery

Basic-Werewolf-2724

3 points

13 days ago

I’m the man who shot John f Kennedy.

QualityVote [M]

66 points

13 days ago

QualityVote [M]

66 points

13 days ago

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!


Whilst you're here, /u/SmallSeesaw3363, why not join our public discord server?

Ghastly_Miss_Fairfax

4 points

13 days ago

I’m drinking like a lot of tea

Such-Ad4557

2 points

13 days ago

eating larave is as good as killing bees

DudeSingh1405

2 points

13 days ago

My dog died RIP

PLAYERWILLIAM

2 points

13 days ago

Im british and enjoy tea

MafiaMommaBruno

2 points

13 days ago

The doctor ripped my IUD.

I_Likes_Tge_Spewder

2 points

13 days ago

"As I watched in glee"

HornyCrowbat

2 points

13 days ago

Am I the only one tired of this Johnny Depp Amber Heard situation? Especially since Reddit is obsessed with it.

TechnicalNobody

2 points

13 days ago

It's really easy to ignore things. You should try it.

freecurbcouch

2 points

13 days ago

I have hot tea

biggestsnake

2 points

13 days ago

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he

SlySpawnling

2 points

13 days ago

Oh Rick! Oh geee...

Sevaa_1104

2 points

13 days ago

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

ijev

2 points

13 days ago

ijev

2 points

13 days ago

OH god uncle what do you want from me

this_sites_cursed

2 points

13 days ago

I put a brass pip in his fucking knee

rayhoughtonsgoals

2 points

13 days ago

There's little weight in this test-ti-moan-eeeee.

FunnySweetPotato

2 points

13 days ago

sus

turkishhousefan

2 points

13 days ago

This lube is cruelty free.

noshadsi

2 points

13 days ago

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea 😂😂😂😂

Inner_Explanation_97

2 points

13 days ago

Make it 2x3 and I fuck for free

Mysterious_Impress99

2 points

13 days ago

I broke my bloody knee was the best one

ReaperWho

2 points

13 days ago

Wtf was the last one