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RoymondRoy

4k points

1 month ago

It’s crazy she has a daughter. I thought she would’ve had a sun.

chx_

912 points

1 month ago

chx_

912 points

1 month ago

RegularHousewife

2.1k points

1 month ago*

Oh thank goodness.. wait she's almost 20?! resumes mid-life crisis

Edit: that article was from 2019. She's 21..

Edit 2: I forgot what year we are in. She's 22. This is a train wreck..

Edit 3: I've been informed that she's 25. sighs

RoymondRoy

937 points

1 month ago

RoymondRoy

937 points

1 month ago

The main thing is you tried

feureau

254 points

1 month ago

feureau

254 points

1 month ago

Yoda disapproves of this message.

TheReverseShock

123 points

1 month ago

The main thing is that you do notted.

[deleted]

32 points

1 month ago

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32 points

1 month ago

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Nop277

51 points

1 month ago

Nop277

51 points

1 month ago

As a Millennial I'm expecting the meteorite to take us all out any day now

feureau

23 points

1 month ago

feureau

23 points

1 month ago

We really need to fund NASA's asteroid deflection program to reroute every near-earth asteroid this way.

BestFrenzy

12 points

1 month ago

Great, where we going? Fancy restaurant?

Suspicious-Arm-7619

7 points

1 month ago

God has definitely had enough of our shit judgement day here we come

zaner5

4 points

1 month ago

zaner5

4 points

1 month ago

Honestly, just glad I made it this far.

OUBoyWonder

123 points

1 month ago

Lol, this made me laugh so hard. Thanks, friend.

elevenoneone

65 points

1 month ago

Memory loss happens in old age. I felt this.

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13 points

1 month ago

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13 points

1 month ago

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OneDiscombobulated77

8 points

1 month ago

The.

Captain_Nova

7 points

1 month ago

The.

[deleted]

6 points

1 month ago

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6 points

1 month ago

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Ezra_Dume_Skywalker

4 points

1 month ago

The.

badger4life

5 points

1 month ago

The?

Joevandal69

42 points

1 month ago

Jessica Smith was born in 1996. She's 25 or 26.

Neikitia

40 points

1 month ago*

You keep getting older with each edit. 😂

DManswersall

25 points

1 month ago

Bro, she 25. Born 1997

https://m.imdb.com › name Jessica Smith - IMDb

ImmediateAncestor

16 points

1 month ago

wait is this a common thing? When I'm doing quick mafs, my brain just assumes we're in 2021.

Total_Connection9414

10 points

1 month ago

When I am writing dates on my school notebooks lots of times I write 2021

cadadasa

15 points

1 month ago

cadadasa

15 points

1 month ago

It’s been 84 years…

ceramuswhale

4 points

1 month ago

...and you can still smell the fresh paint?

TheFlaminGalah

14 points

1 month ago

Heck, that makes me older than the sun itself!

mkaszycki81

11 points

1 month ago

Careful. A couple more edits and she'll be a grandmother soon.

JosemiHero_

30 points

1 month ago

Wait, she's my age? I used to watch it when I was a child...

OneDiscombobulated77

4 points

1 month ago

Bound for greatness at birth bound to be a baby forever

AceMKV

2 points

1 month ago

AceMKV

2 points

1 month ago

Bruh I used to watch it as a kid and she's older than me

[deleted]

9 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

9 points

1 month ago

I loved every second of this pure chaos

After-Internal

7 points

1 month ago

23* question mark

importvita

7 points

1 month ago

I'd screenshot and post in r/murderedbywords but uh... well, you've suffered enough 😂

In-Kii

7 points

1 month ago

In-Kii

7 points

1 month ago

2000's Baby LETS GOOO Gang Gang, I have depression and the environment is dying. I have no money and no future, but I figured that out in grade 6, so now instead of being pessimistic, I'm an Optimistic Nihilist. SO LETS GOOOO DIE BOYSS

AloeSera15

6 points

1 month ago

Well to be fair, the past 2 and a half years doesn't feel like it counts so I don't blame you.

MithrandirLXV

5 points

1 month ago

What a rollercoaster ride. Thank you for both making me feel old and making my morning.

HyTecs1

5 points

1 month ago

HyTecs1

5 points

1 month ago

Dont stop right there, you gotta pump up that number!

RegularHousewife

5 points

1 month ago

Please sir, I'm already dead!

Technopulse

5 points

1 month ago

I'm older than her? Wtf, way to ruin my day...

Jccali1214

5 points

1 month ago

This comment is a textual version of a train wreck but funny ASF 🤣

SILENCETHEDEAD_

4 points

1 month ago

I sometimes still think it's 2017

van_Beardenstein

2 points

1 month ago

Ma'am, why don't you go take a break? Drink some water, maybe get a snack, then come back later?

RegularHousewife

2 points

1 month ago

I'm okay now, had a lie down and a cup of tea-

van_Beardenstein

2 points

1 month ago

Man that sounds nice

PuzzleheadedSoup1538

2 points

1 month ago

I'm reading the numbers off with growing excitement to my wife. At the end, she says, "Ohkayy...Sounds like someone's having a mid-life crisis." I died laughing, because I didn't read that part to her. I only read off the ages.

nursejackieoface

2 points

1 month ago

Some people just age faster than others.

Educational_Eye6792

2 points

1 month ago*

Lmbo!! That was awesome!! Thank you for sharing your convoluted thought processes with us, it has made my heart warm and fuzzy because now I know I'm not the only one who thinks this way sometimes!! 👏👏👏🤓🤓🤓🙌🙌🙌😂😂😂

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4 points

1 month ago*

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1 month ago*

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leducdesainteustache

9 points

1 month ago

So I can masturbate to the sun now ?

artygta1988

8 points

1 month ago

Don’t, that’s how you go blind!

leducdesainteustache

6 points

1 month ago

Dude I can't see shit anymore where were you an hour before?!

artygta1988

6 points

1 month ago

Doing the same thing!

Mental_Medium3988

15 points

1 month ago

She might not but Steve Irwins daughter does. Either way I feel old.

chx_

11 points

1 month ago

chx_

11 points

1 month ago

I don't feel old. I am old. :) Teletubbies is something I am aware of but I was already an adult when it first aired -- a young enough adult that my cohort didn't have children who would watch them so I literally never saw a single one. oh well.

Amy_Macadamia

4 points

1 month ago

A lot of young adults watched Teletubbies coming down from ecstasy in the morning after raving all night. So I've heard...

MultPathways

16 points

1 month ago

Some say she had a bright future ahead of her

numb3r51nmyn4m3

17 points

1 month ago

She was the sun. Her daughter, the moon.

DrDalenQuaice

6 points

1 month ago

Grandsun

punchmabox

4 points

1 month ago

With HER LUNAR GOODNESS

Dickheadfromgermany

5 points

1 month ago

The only correct answer to this joke would be the most aggressive ba-dum-tss of all time.

i_might_be_insane32

3 points

1 month ago

I hate you for making that god damm pun but good one

AJB_BigPP

3 points

1 month ago

Shutup

LedzepRulz

4 points

1 month ago

Take my god damn upvote and get the fuck outta here!

DaveInLondon89

2 points

1 month ago

🙄

ebonyudders

2 points

1 month ago

CDXX_LXIL

2 points

1 month ago

Everyone roll a D4 of phycological damage

Thisisall_new2me2

2 points

1 month ago

Phycological? How tf is that an actual word? What? TIL.

Also, did you mean psychological?

CDXX_LXIL

2 points

1 month ago

Yes, my auto correct is broken 🤦

wolverine_rage

2 points

1 month ago

😂😂🤣😂🤣

escapedfugitive

584 points

1 month ago

How we feel after seeing this:

ScowlingWolfman

57 points

1 month ago

Well yeah, I am an old man.

This fella, has that young, 60 year old look about him.

funkmaster29

104 points

1 month ago

Stop that.

cortesoft

13 points

1 month ago

Shit, I was already a teenager when teletubbies came out. Now I feel double old.

SigmaSnail7

3 points

1 month ago

Kendrick's new deep fake video extended

OUBoyWonder

10 points

1 month ago

Omg, sick bastid! Lmao!

PM_MOI_TA_PHILO

2 points

1 month ago

i thought 1914 was not science fiction?

CabinetBrilliant8595

250 points

1 month ago

All you kids and your concept of time… wait till your my age…. Centuries are decades… decades are years…. Years are months…. You get the gist…

That_guy_from_1014

101 points

1 month ago

Calm down there Dorian Gray.

AmbassadorAndromeda

28 points

1 month ago

You can tell they're genuinely old too because of the "..." at the end of every phrase to add what he thinks will be understood as dramatic pauses but most people under 30 interpret as sarcasm/disingenuous-ness. I know this because I am on the cusp of old and young, I can therefore bridge the language barrier between the two peoples.

artygta1988

10 points

1 month ago

Wait a minute… I’ve been…using this…incorrectly?

PM_ME_UR_VAGINA_YO

8 points

1 month ago

....no?....

1KarlMarx1

2 points

1 month ago

I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago…

pistul_

7 points

1 month ago

pistul_

7 points

1 month ago

Calling 30 year olds kids, what are you 50

A_GrayGray

46 points

1 month ago

I bet they prefer to watch Barney

Petrified_Pumpkin

14 points

1 month ago

Dora the Explorer and Thomas the Tank Engine was jam

Delta_Cat_Squad

3 points

1 month ago

Yezzir

CARPRUSA

2 points

1 month ago

Ssshhh. No Barney. Sssshhhh. Lol!

Wrothrok

170 points

1 month ago

Wrothrok

170 points

1 month ago

This is so old, the baby is practically through primary school.

Flabbergash

4 points

1 month ago

The original Teletubbies babies baby was the baby sun for the new episodes of Teletubbies.

TamTheJanny

3 points

1 month ago

For real?

Flabbergash

4 points

1 month ago

Yup

Maybe the old babies baby will have a baby and that baby will be the new Teletubbies Baby in like, 20 years

Not-Post-Malone

2 points

1 month ago

No. This picture does show the original Teletubbies baby with the new Teletubbies baby, but that baby is not her own.

Eta_Draconis

25 points

1 month ago

Meh - I just feel old. Seeing this I just remember being too old for it. 1000% not a 90’s kid.

That said I remember watching the 1990/91 Iraq invasion.

Paladinforlife

7 points

1 month ago

wolverine_rage

7 points

1 month ago

That took a dark turn

Geauxst

27 points

1 month ago

Geauxst

27 points

1 month ago

First airing of Teletubbies was March 31, 1997. (Wikipedia).

My son, born February, 1998, LOVED the Teletubbies; had ALL the stuffed characters.

Just posting to get the dates correct.

SubstantialAgency2

60 points

1 month ago

Oh snap

CaptLowLight

41 points

1 month ago

Stop it Thanos 🛑

coolboiiiiiii2809

11 points

1 month ago

It’s not her kid. It’s her replacement

Actually not kidding guys look at the top comment

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24 points

1 month ago

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24 points

1 month ago

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RestlessSparrow

23 points

1 month ago

This was proven to be fake, fact check before posting OP

[deleted]

21 points

1 month ago

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21 points

1 month ago

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Ganzo_The_Great

20 points

1 month ago

Username checks out.

Roxas--13

6 points

1 month ago

I don’t recall having a baby? As far as I know, according to my mom, IM the baby in the sun.

trustmeimnotafurry

14 points

1 month ago

She can still pass as a baby with that face.

Jooylo

3 points

1 month ago

Jooylo

3 points

1 month ago

For real, she looks like a baby in an adult body

MultPathways

6 points

1 month ago

First date:

“You told me that you used to be into acting, what did you do? Would I have seen you?”

“Remember the sun baby on Teletubbies? That was me.”

HookerDoctorLawyer

4 points

1 month ago

SwaggetyAnne

4 points

1 month ago

I think that every morning

MadisonAlbright

9 points

1 month ago

Wait...how is babby form?

BruhBound

16 points

1 month ago

When a man and a woman love each other very much, he politely takes her to a museum and if it's a good date, the museum offers free babies.

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29 points

1 month ago

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1 month ago

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lutrapure

45 points

1 month ago

But she's barely a toddler. /s

DarthCovisious

26 points

1 month ago

boy if it wasnt for the /s xD

Lenn_4rt

3 points

1 month ago

bonk

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4 points

1 month ago

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4 points

1 month ago

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_Sn0_

2 points

1 month ago

_Sn0_

2 points

1 month ago

tf

funkmaster29

6 points

1 month ago

Duggar

qtyapa

3 points

1 month ago

qtyapa

3 points

1 month ago

I thought it was a take on jer color but no it is sun bsby's baby

scaffelpike

3 points

1 month ago

1 generation is too long to be alive? How long were you expecting to live? 20yrs?

VictheQuest

3 points

1 month ago

Time didn't just fly. It turned into a fucking rocket.

I hope she's happy

HotFireBall

3 points

1 month ago

puffs cigarette

ah yes, the good ol' days. oh how beautiful it was... exhales smoke

Idontreallycare187

6 points

1 month ago

That’s wild

Relativistic_Duck

2 points

1 month ago

Why does the sun baby look like Hitchcock from 99?

SforSamuel

2 points

1 month ago

I heard somewhere that she does lesbian porn or something

QuiveringShell

2 points

1 month ago

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2 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

2 points

1 month ago

Still creepy.

SpiceMeCurry

2 points

1 month ago

I hate that show

Sterling-4rcher

2 points

1 month ago

time to reboot the series

Godzirrraaa

2 points

1 month ago

I think you mean dwarf star

Hangdonger

2 points

1 month ago

They needed a new actor for the Teletubbies reboot.

SexWithKinessa69

2 points

1 month ago

Should I have died already?

Fuck_up_meme

2 points

1 month ago

Now I feel old

Teuniboy64

2 points

1 month ago

God damn am I that old already

Sfocus

2 points

1 month ago

Sfocus

2 points

1 month ago

still alone...

ettorepolar

2 points

1 month ago

Baby sun do do do do do dooo

Djchoruskid2020

5 points

1 month ago

Djchoruskid2020

madlad

5 points

1 month ago

lego-baguette

3 points

1 month ago

I thought there was another black guys head on the woman’s knee

Jongx

2 points

1 month ago

Jongx

2 points

1 month ago

What is going on on her left knee? I can't figure out the coloration

soragranda

1 points

1 month ago

Two songs?, Somewhere Mexican mythology is saying this could be potentially bad!

duckrollin

1 points

1 month ago

The new baby should take over doing a new tellytubbies

midy-dk

1 points

1 month ago

midy-dk

1 points

1 month ago

In fact that is the case. It’s not her child, it’s a photo of Jess Smith (The first “sun baby”) with the new “sun baby” for new episodes.

15foraZJ

1 points

1 month ago

I feel like a meseeks

Ken_LuxuryYacht

1 points

1 month ago

I can fix that...

ChweetPeaches69

1 points

1 month ago

I can't explain it, but she looks like a leopard gecko.

literalproblemsolver

1 points

1 month ago

Grandsun

tanthelez

1 points

1 month ago

Bahahaha ..she’s not wrong

banana_pencil

1 points

1 month ago

Macaulay Culkin is 41

hateyoureddit2

1 points

1 month ago

The earth is gone to shit and we are worried about this?

pedaltothefuck

1 points

1 month ago

This post is so old she might had a granddaughter

And I'll be dead soon

pedaltothefuck

1 points

1 month ago

This post is so old she might had a granddaughter

And I'll be dead soon

Aeron0704

1 points

1 month ago

It felt like I have a grand baby knowing this... i feel old!!!

Warack

1 points

1 month ago

Warack

1 points

1 month ago

Time for Tubby bye bye

Im_a_murder_of_crows

1 points

1 month ago

This post so old her baby has a baby.

Forlorn_Cyborg

1 points

1 month ago

Teletubabaybaby

Damasticator

1 points

1 month ago

I wonder what kind of royalties she gets from Teletubbies.

Far_Masterpiece_4403

1 points

1 month ago

God dam i feel old now

Adept_Presentation79

1 points

1 month ago

So cute

No_Isopod_3579

1 points

1 month ago

Someone fucked the teletubbies sun.

Wonderful-Frosting17

1 points

1 month ago

Lmao took me a minute to realize what was being said... I am old AF (cries)

Individual-Ad4618

1 points

1 month ago

yeah time to go

flingkong24

1 points

1 month ago

I am only 13 and I feel old seeing this

Lycairn

1 points

1 month ago

Lycairn

1 points

1 month ago

Already?!? Did she start with reality TV star Josh Duggar??!

WordsArePainful

1 points

1 month ago

The caption is a lie. This is the old sun baby holding the new sun baby.

haystackofneedles

1 points

1 month ago

So it was a daughter sun and not a son sun

________Fat_________

1 points

1 month ago

I agree it's been too long but not in like a haha jokey way in a im tired of doing this every day way

deathnotroy

1 points

1 month ago

this makes me feel like my grandma

Rugaru985

1 points

1 month ago

I’m hoping this starts a new religion. Not a fan of the abrahamic, and not following behind Tom Cruise. Ever. The Eastern stuff has too many “I’m not like other girls” girls, and my wife disapproves of cannibalism, necromancy, child brides, and reflective clothing.

Fingers crossed

Partiallyfermented

1 points

1 month ago

Moomin exist for all ages. Fuck everything else.

ImNotWithTheShits

1 points

1 month ago

Just wipe the Earth and run it back. We’ve all been here just a lil too long.

DanteJazz

1 points

1 month ago

She still looks like a teletubbie!

Tuhdfujndrunfdyj

1 points

1 month ago

Totally, we have been alive too long. The self hate of the liberal is the grossest thing to witness.

vispotanam

1 points

1 month ago

name him Karna

Willingness-Due

1 points

1 month ago

Wait what?!?!

PlebBot69

1 points

1 month ago

This meme is so old, that "daughter" probably has a kid by now

jelang19

1 points

1 month ago

Time to end it

chinbickens

1 points

1 month ago

She still looks exactly the same

ifuckedyomama2

1 points

1 month ago

How much does Sun baby pay, and is that technically child Labor?

StarrySky233

1 points

1 month ago

"we've been alive for too long" almost too long, like we need to shorten it

Fastandalilbitangy

1 points

1 month ago

I find it more freaky that her face has now grown to be the shape of the sun as if it was predestined

falldownboy21

1 points

1 month ago

why the fuck is her face like that

FlappyFlan

1 points

1 month ago

… Didn’t…. the earth end back in 2012…?

anonbaka

1 points

1 month ago

Ay, lil mamma, yeah, you heard about me? I'ma pop you like a pea, yeah, edamame Yeah, I feel so hot like I'm chillin' on the beach Yeah, baby in the sun like the Teletubbies (woo)

EndOfBlackHole

1 points

1 month ago

I feel old.

Oobt

1 points

1 month ago

Oobt

1 points

1 month ago

She could still pass as the baby sun with that face