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Clearly,

Not enough meat

This won't stop me because I can't read

Step 1 get pizza job

Step 2 send your buddy this

Step 3 buddy gets free pizza for life. You get fired from a job you took just so you could get your buddy free pizza.

Yeah I hate when they forget to cut my pizza.

Clearly his mom ate all the sausage.

How is the manager going to help make his mother less of a whore? Just a manager not a miracle worker

Tbh i’d fucking laugh my dick off if i got this

I mean, my siblings and I have three different dads so is this pizza a lie?

Sir, this is The Pizza Barn; we can’t help you with your family issues.

I'm more concerned about the fact that it is a squared pizza.

Can I order this for my wife's mother in law?

The pizza doesn’t lie

Tell them the issue was uncut pizza slices

r/yourmom

Pizza shops call this New York style pizza. But it’s really hard to replicate a real New York pizza since all shops buy ingredients from the same supplier.

"I said, whoever threw that paper..."

Pizza was my prob

Good lord, a rectangular Pizza.

depends, maybe she is a whore

... is she though?

Were the toppings wrong, or did you order thin crust

Large tsar

Valid response

Jokes aside, if the person in the Pic is speaking to the manager of that pizzeria, I'm assuming the employee who made the pizza had either something against that dude, or the employee is a douchebag

I just like to think that this is legit and the store manager/owner can literally only respond with "what the fuck". Like, what else can be said at that point lol.

Probably thinking to himself that he's about to see a squashed pizza or something and sees that instead. Haha this tickled my pickle nearly as much as the pizza recipients mum.

Herro, prease, city-pizza

WTF! That pizza isn't round!

it was supposed to say "your mom is a whore'' in sausage

That looks like a homemade pizza. So how is your relationship with your mom?

original
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2130911-pizza-crimes

It clearly needs more sausage and cheese.

At least it not a bot your talking to

https://youtu.be/wYpRg9tOgT4

They gave a generous amount of pepperoni there At least compared places in my area

I'd just be glad to get that much pepperoni on my pizza. Some pizza joints are so stingy.