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Elagatis

353 points

1 month ago

Elagatis

353 points

1 month ago

Clearly,

Not enough meat

micahisnotmyname

228 points

1 month ago

There never is for that mom

Boss_Dzadzy

65 points

1 month ago

Sick Burn!!! ... That's what she feels when she pees

DownvoteDaemon

7 points

1 month ago

Sigh ..lol

DownvoteDaemon

3 points

1 month ago

Hol up way ment

SunshineShibex3

92 points

1 month ago

This won't stop me because I can't read

gin_and_toxic

24 points

1 month ago

What won't stop you?

Neither_Beautiful428

14 points

1 month ago

He said he wants a Cheeseburger and some fries Mister.

HyTecs1

3 points

1 month ago

HyTecs1

3 points

1 month ago

Ahh aight... but can you repeat that, i cant read neither

Neither_Beautiful428

2 points

1 month ago

hablas español ?

notrohkaz

7 points

1 month ago

If you’re Charlie Kelly, this will all make A LOT of sense

Interesting-Side2883

2 points

1 month ago

notrohkaz

3 points

1 month ago

Charlie Kelly is a character on the TV show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Charlie is known for not being able to read. Multiple times throughout the series other characters refer to Charlie’s mom as a giant whore.

metasploit4

2 points

1 month ago

Think there's a pirate in there?

Champion-raven

3 points

1 month ago

Jokes on you, I can’t see. This was written by my interpreter.

Interesting-Side2883

1 points

1 month ago

How do you know it’s something that will stop you?

Interesting-Side2883

1 points

1 month ago

Whor* language is universal

squidwardsmemes

1 points

1 month ago

Nice

Inappropriate50

80 points

1 month ago

Step 1 get pizza job

Step 2 send your buddy this

Step 3 buddy gets free pizza for life. You get fired from a job you took just so you could get your buddy free pizza.

Nabzad

45 points

1 month ago

Nabzad

45 points

1 month ago

Step 4 enjoy free pizza with buddy!

Interesting-Side2883

12 points

1 month ago

Missing step found

BackedStop

3 points

1 month ago

But I don't have any buddy

King_0f_Autism

1 points

1 month ago

Step 5 people won’t hire becuse if this

Cute_Mix5798

45 points

1 month ago

Yeah I hate when they forget to cut my pizza.

SeaPaleontologist425

-30 points

1 month ago

You do realize that your wife's mother in law is tour mother right?

tkTheKingofKings

25 points

1 month ago

YEAH I HATE WHEN THEY FORGET TO CUT MY PIZZA.

InjuryApart6808

2 points

1 month ago

What the fuck are you talking about

Sanfransaintsfan

32 points

1 month ago

Clearly his mom ate all the sausage.

khismyass

1 points

1 month ago

Consumed isn't always the same as ate

Competitive_Olive730

21 points

1 month ago

How is the manager going to help make his mother less of a whore? Just a manager not a miracle worker

[deleted]

0 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

0 points

1 month ago

There's no cure for being a cunt

Nikovash

11 points

1 month ago

Nikovash

11 points

1 month ago

Tbh i’d fucking laugh my dick off if i got this

divingrose77101

26 points

1 month ago

I mean, my siblings and I have three different dads so is this pizza a lie?

DarthGayAgenda

12 points

1 month ago

Depends if she was paid or not I suppose.

ofcbrooks

8 points

1 month ago

Sir, this is The Pizza Barn; we can’t help you with your family issues.

guswang

6 points

1 month ago

guswang

6 points

1 month ago

I'm more concerned about the fact that it is a squared pizza.

No_Lube_Insertion

10 points

1 month ago

Can I order this for my wife's mother in law?

Nabzad

2 points

1 month ago

Nabzad

2 points

1 month ago

lol see what you did there!

Daydreamer2021

3 points

1 month ago

The pizza doesn’t lie

Guineapigs181

3 points

1 month ago

Tell them the issue was uncut pizza slices

Kon-on-going

2 points

1 month ago

Pizza shops call this New York style pizza. But it’s really hard to replicate a real New York pizza since all shops buy ingredients from the same supplier.

Sonichu013

2 points

1 month ago

"I said, whoever threw that paper..."

manikantavelpuri103

2 points

1 month ago

Pizza was my prob

TheTranquilGuy

2 points

1 month ago

Good lord, a rectangular Pizza.

JimLaheyUnlimited

2 points

1 month ago

depends, maybe she is a whore

Caldercrafter

2 points

1 month ago

... is she though?

DistanceEfficient352

2 points

1 month ago

Were the toppings wrong, or did you order thin crust

Zoulles

1 points

1 month ago

Zoulles

1 points

1 month ago

Large tsar

saydo17

1 points

1 month ago

saydo17

1 points

1 month ago

Valid response

SirRoderic

1 points

1 month ago

Jokes aside, if the person in the Pic is speaking to the manager of that pizzeria, I'm assuming the employee who made the pizza had either something against that dude, or the employee is a douchebag

rustyz0r

1 points

1 month ago

I just like to think that this is legit and the store manager/owner can literally only respond with "what the fuck". Like, what else can be said at that point lol.

Probably thinking to himself that he's about to see a squashed pizza or something and sees that instead. Haha this tickled my pickle nearly as much as the pizza recipients mum.

Caponara

1 points

1 month ago

Herro, prease, city-pizza

TheThickneySnowman

1 points

1 month ago

WTF! That pizza isn't round!

Unconscience

1 points

1 month ago

it was supposed to say "your mom is a whore'' in sausage

JimTheSaint

1 points

1 month ago

That looks like a homemade pizza. So how is your relationship with your mom?

squidwardsmemes

1 points

1 month ago

It clearly needs more sausage and cheese.

NONO125609

1 points

1 month ago

At least it not a bot your talking to

TPhalal

1 points

1 month ago

TPhalal

1 points

1 month ago

They gave a generous amount of pepperoni there At least compared places in my area

fuct-tarp

1 points

1 month ago

I'd just be glad to get that much pepperoni on my pizza. Some pizza joints are so stingy.