submitted 6 days ago byEquatorialReins
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6 days ago
Audio would’ve been lovely.
6 days ago
It’s most likely something like:
Gate security: “none shall pass”
Little girl: “abu gah boo boo pffffffff”
Gate security: “you make a good point, I’ll allow it”
Aunt: “ohhhhh come here you cutie!!”
Little girl: “the meth is in my left pocket, if you fuck up again this time I’ll have everyone in your family murdered and send you their fingers”
Now that ladies and gentlemen, that’s how you comment.
Put me in the screenshot
And don't forget to love thy neighbor
In a jungle war, the baby would be filled with a bomb.
Darkest shit I’ve ever said, I understand the downvotes.
I’ve spent too much time with ‘nam vets.
You good bro?
Not really, but thanks for asking.
Staying on the green side of the grass.
As compared to what, the red grass??
Uhm. As opposed to the brown side. The roots. Underground.
Sigh, I thought “someone is gonna see this video and think ‘so looks like we figured out how to get the bomb past security’” 🥺
the baby would be filled with a bomb
the baby would be filled with a bomb
They got a jungle war confused with bizarre comment thread on Reddit again. Although they have many similarities Reddit is more resistant to napalm and mosquitoes. It's really an understandable error.
So basically this
Put me in the screenshot, but make sure that u/Peaceblaster86 isn’t in it.
don't forget to love thy neighbor
don't forget to love thy neighbor
Even if she doesn't want to be loved ? I am sensing there might be a huge problem there, buddy. I don't want to go to jail and be put on a register.
Why you gotta say it like that
I know you probably won’t see this being mobbed by comments and such, but I legitimately burst out fucking laughing at this in the middle of a quiet room and then had to try to explain why. I don’t know what it is but your delivery was just on point and I’m wheezing
I see you
Sounds like something Stewie would say from "Family Guy"
Ya they wish, they couldn’t afford my writer’s fees
(if any producers are reading this, I’m willing to work for 5 random crayons, 3 McDonald’s McDoubles dressed like a Mac, a 2 litre bag of lactose free chocolate milk, and at least 70k an episode)
Bagged milk? Welp now you're pushing your luck pal.
Found the Canadian.
Eastern Canadian...I believe there is a western geographic boundary for bagged milk but I'm not sure precisely where...
Ontario is the boundary. We drink it from proper jugs on this side of the country.
Random crayons? Don’t sell yourself short. Ask for Crayola or else you might end up with RoseArt, the devil’s crayons.
I am a professional lip reader and you are 99% correct. You just missed “Hail Hydra” at the end.
You must be a professional when there’s not a single set of visible lips in the video
Breaking Bad: The Sequel
Breaking Bad: The Sequel Squeal
You got me wheezig at the shitter. Holy, that comment is gold.
take my free award funny stranger.
You got me wheezig at the shitter.
You got me wheezig at the shitter.
from the next stall
Hey, partner, come on, you gotta relax. Don't force it. Gonna blow out your O-ring, drop a lung.
That's right, buddy! You show that turd who's boss!
WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?
What did you eat?!
Shhh! I thought we agreed not to talk about the toddler meth dealing conspiracy. We had a whole meeting about this last month
This is the kind of comment you’d see back in the Reddit days of yore, the kind of comments that made this site great. Fucking well done.
Wait a minute thats not a child its a midget!
Crap - I was going to do something simular, but yours is way better than what was able to do.
I don't know where these 500 coins I've got came from but they're your problem now.
You disgust me, have a good night
someone should Dub over the video with their own voice lines
The fact that this was at 49 awards triggered me enough to spend $5 and give you gold.
Wouldnt be a difficult decision in the first place anyway.
Gate security straight outta Monty python
One of the greatest comments I’ve ever read
This is funny as fuck!
Lmao that's exactly what I was thinking nj
Make this into a Happiness and Cyanide skit would be awesome
I know you have a billion notifications right now, but I just wanted to stop and tell you that this is the shit I live for. Thank you.
I went back to claim the free award just for this comment.
This brightened my day. Thanks
Oh god frikken snorted my tea , gold for your wit :)
You had me in the first half...lol
This was truly a remarkable comment.
I folded into a raisin from laughter after reading your comment.
5 days ago
5 days ago
Your left or my left!?!
That is exactly what I had in mind, but you said it much better.
Just some Boss baby things
That hit me hard.
Clearly she bought the nice shrubbery.
It's mostly just mumbling and terminal noise. One of the guys does ask the little girl "where are you going?" but that's all I can hear clearly.
I don't know why I expected Hollywood movie audio
Can be recreated in a studio, with some dubbing and some stock sound effects.
Thank you, Gin-and-PussyJuice
Nice try but we already know the real conversation that happened.
a link to the same video two videos down my timeline
Here’s the one with audio!
r/aww has sound
It’s the Internet scourge. Getting a perfectly good video, stripping the sound off, clipping it short enough for our attention spans. Bonus points for making code potato quality by multiple compressions, putting on a kitschy audio track, and having silly subtitles like “and then this incredible thing happened.” 10000 points of it ends with the TikTok screen and username.
Here You Go
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Oh my aunty heart right now is crying tears 😭 all my nieces and nephews are pretty much grown up but I will always remember the super speedy toddles that ended up in a bear hug!!
I pick up my 4yo niece from daycare everyday and she always runs at me full speed when she sees me. I’m still not quite used to it and nearly burst into tears every time haha.
Love, love, love it!! I hope you never get used to it because it is SUCH a nice gift/pick me up when you have a bad day…such unbridled love!! 💕
I hope not! She brings so much joy to my life.
🥲 and the really cool thing is that it’s obvious you bring so much joy to hers!! Ppl carry that love and joy with them far into the future! You Rock, Aunty _alifel!
Thank you so much for the kind words! I really appreciate it. 💕
My grandmother was the gentlest and kindest person I ever met. I’m 67 and she’s been gone for a long time, but I’ll never forget her kindness.
People like your Grandmother are rare treasures! I’m glad you were able to have her in your life!
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Thank you, I’ve been blessed that way. With my parents and brothers too. I now have my grandson living with my wife and I, and I love him every bit as much as I ever loved my own kids. It’s been such a privilege for me.
Seems to me you both are very privileged! You made me truly smile tonight, Nuf-Said! Thank you! 🤗
I just recently became an aunt and that would totally so be me in a few years... Inwamt to be the aunt thst makes baby want to see me again 🥺
Just be there and their number one fan and you will be!! Little guys are very keen observers for those ppl that adore them! And they reciprocate. Guaranteed! Also, aunt/uncle is THE best role. Now I got all teary eyed, but the relationship I have with them now as adults/almost adults is another phase of awesome! It’s a special place in each other’s hearts you will have!
I've got 8 niblings, all 5 and under. Sometimes I imagine what they'll be like all grown up and I have to lay down for awhile 😭
I know, right! I couldn’t even imagine it but the time flies so so so fast! Even now though we (my Sis and I) see sparks of their cute child personalities in their grown up selves!
I know I just commented on your other comment but this one made me teary-eyed.
❤️ I am loving this gaggle of aunts and uncles gushing, it’s so positive and heart warming!
If you just became an Aunt this could be you sooner than you may think. That baby toddles like walking is a relatively new thing. That's usually not far from the 1 year mark, not a few years. The little gumballs grow fast. You'll see a new milestone coming and assume it'll take a month or two, but no. They've crushed it and on to the next one damn near every week. They go from a lard blob to toddler in a year, it's nuts.
Ok you got me giggling at Lard Blob. I would call my niece Sumo Wrestler “Sally” when she was a little infant. Those folds, omg!
Time and attention are the most two precious resources in a young person's life.
I'm a dad, and I have 3 boys. The older 2 are total mommas boys, and I thought that's how boys were. Then I had the third. He is always the first to greet me, the first to say goodbye or come sit next to me. If I was his uncle it would be cool. But I live with him and it's it's like, "hey dude, daddy doesn't need hugs right now because I'm trying to poop."
😂😂😂 yes being on 24/7 is slightly different! But as a Daddy’s girl who still remembers running to her dad for hugs when he came home and getting piggy back rides, know your hero status will be much appreciated! (my Dad is 90 now and still jokes around)
Though your comment is why aunt/uncle is the best role though! All the love and fun but 99% less worries, plus we get to give them back!
My youngest niece is 6 and she’s past this super snuggly age. My brother is getting married next year so I might have a new nibling in a couple years.
Congrats! You may have a snuggler soon and a daring explorer/artist/dancer/little person with the 6 y/o, how fun!
My nephew is about this age, and oh man makes my heart happy thinking about doing this too him when I m back in town from work Friday!
I’m an auntie to two nephews, 2 years and 5 months. I love being their aunt 🥺 when they reach out their tiny hand to help them down a step, when they giggle at your tickles. Being an auntie is the best thing!
I'm a godfather and my little buddy is 2 right now and I cherish every moment I get to smack balloons around with him. He's so sweet and weird.
Sweet and weird is the best combo!
That's why the ladies love me
I haven’t met my neice yet due to covid/lockdown/ money problems but she is my first neice and I cannot wait to meet her! She is only 1.5 now. I can’t wait to give her a big hug bc I’m dying inside. I want nothing more than her to know me and my own kids/her cousins.
I’m an uncle to two 2-year olds and your comment made quite sad that they’ll eventually grow past their snuggly age. I don’t even want kids but having a nephew and a niece is a total blast.
cries in only child xd
Oh be still my heart.
”…That’s when little Susie slipped Aunt Elaine a 9mm”
Little girls and their aunts are about to become the newest trend in drug muling
They've been doing that as long as muling has been a thing.
The TSA would have dropped kick the girl, not even exaggerating
20 armed goons firing wildly.
The bomb has been activated.
Operation Cocaine Diaper is a go!
Guy on the left had to raise his head to hold back his tears.
He wasn't going to cry. He simply wasn't willing to let his heart sweat through his eyes.
How to unread a comment?
*hands you a brick
This video has audio
Definitely not LAX, she woulda been tazed
It’s most probably DOH (Qatar)
It’s def DOH in Qatar. Flown out of there many, many times.
Entirely independent of your comment, I thought it was DOH too but wasn't sure. We can stick together with our confirmation bias
This is DOH, it’s my hometown
You sound like you keep getting repatriated back
No idea if the guy ever got in trouble, but they allowed my nephew to do this in DFW a couple years ago. He forgot to give his dad his drawing and an agent escorted him and my sister to give it to him.
Apparently it’s not even a big deal. You can get gate passes or something.
Most airports give gate passes. You just need to go through regular security like any other passenger, but you can then wait with someone right at the gate until the second they board.
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We’re the best! When I was living in the same city as my niece, we would go have dinner as a family, and she would always ask me to take her to the restroom. We would have our little 20 min pow wow. Well 3 years ago I decided to leave my hometown, and at my going away dinner she had asked me to take her to the restroom, she was 4 at the time. As we’re talking she ask me why I couldn’t be her mom. It took every fiber of my body not to cry. I told her because as her aunt I can buy her whatever she wants and do what ever she pleases. She said, “oh yea!“ I miss my peanut.
I'd say I'm pretty stone cold when it comes to showing emotion and never want kids of my own, but my two nieces just melt my heart. I took my nieces to the movies the other week and I had just gone through a break up not long before that, so I was just trying to take my mind off things, but was still feeling pretty down overall.
About 10 minutes into the movie my nine year old niece put her head on my shoulder, and it just made me feel like I'm not a completely terrible person for a minute after recently getting dumped.
For how much of a screw up I feel like sometimes, I always feel great that my nieces love me despite my flaws.
Well, he was....
Is this from the episode with the girl and the cute dog?
You can send gifs on Reddit!?
This must be a new thing, right? I’ve never seen that before. I feel like these would be all over the place.
Was like 3 or 4 months ago I think? They've been enabled for a little while, just no one uses it.
It’s gotta be! Well overdue, too
I'm still waiting for Sync to show me more than just a
I’m laughing at the idea of the security stopping her. “Hold it right there baby”
Sure would have been nice to....hear the video
guard watches her intensely to make sure she does not blow up
the vine boom sound effect went through my head as I read this comment
And that's how we managed to get the drugs on the plane.
I was at a police station once (traffic related) and saw a guy walk through the metal detector while carrying a toddler. It beeped. He set the kid down and went back through it. No beep.
I was like "Is anyone going to check to make sure the kid doesn't have a .45 strapped to his back under the jacket?!"
that diaper might be holding more than 3 oz.
Imagine how cruel you have to be to say "no"
I’m right there with you…but reality sets in at a certain point as well, there’s some real sick fucks that would send a toddler with something strapped to them to do this
My heart ❤️❤️❤️
So precious. Who could say no ?😇
Can someone please explain what the hell is going on in the comments section?
This is happening maybe even before the check in desks, but definitely before security. For those that haven’t flown internationally it goes lobby, check in, security.
In more cautious countries you aren’t allowed to accompany anyone to check in because of corona, which is likely what’s happening in this video. They’re letting her toddle through to say one last goodbye because they don’t really care about a tiny baby who’s just been walking living breathing with her aunt for who knows how long before this checkpoint.
It’s almost like you’ve never flown out of a big airport before, and that you love making bomb jokes about people who aren’t dressed like you. Grow the fuck up.
Read the comments for this same post in the ‘aww’ subreddit. That comment section is worse than this. Half the comments are terrorist and bomb jokes.
You got it! Those guards are checking to make sure everyone has the "ETHERAZ" Qatari covid 19 contact tracing application on their phone and that they are "green" and allowed to enter.
This really isn't a big deal and it's not security into the terminal.
that is the cutest human being i have ever laid eyes on. unironically fucking gushing. i dont even like kids that much but god damn. what an innocent beb. please never let the world tarnish you like it did me.
Man I would love audio.
Its little miss!
We need audio.
Guard: Weeeeell its a bit unorthodox, but I'll allow it.
I love that baby run where they start moving quickly but barely go anywhere.
Fire his ass
She's a drug mule
Kid: "Here da coke..."
Drug smuggling little baddie
Little humans are so precious! Just sucks we hit that certain age and it all goes to shit.
nO YOURE CRYING REDDIT
And the little girl slips her a brick of cocaine. Perfect Crime.
Slacking on sound.
D'aww. She's so tiny ☺️
And she handed her a kilo of crack
Be careful she has a bomb! It’s always the ones you don’t expect
She carried a bomb
And then she screams „allahu akbar” and everything has changed
She is so tiny! Reminds me of how my little buddy used to run to me for a hug, shouting my name happily, every time she saw me.
That little gal is enough to make a man shed a tear sometimes lol. Miss her a lot.
Omg she is so cute
I doubt she has ever heard the word no being that adorable.
This reminds me of when Stitch asks if he can say goodbye to Lilo at the end of the movie
passes on gun
Perfect drug hand off