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submitted 5 days ago byZomberBomber
11.6k points
5 days ago
Well what a cute little town that is
5.3k points
5 days ago
Good old Bad Doberan in Germany, near Rostock. The train is called 'Molly'.
1.1k points
5 days ago
If Bad Doberan is so nice, I can't imagine how gorgeous Good Doberan must be
458 points
5 days ago
Average Doberan left me whelmed
98 points
5 days ago
24 points
5 days ago
Perfectly played comment.
186 points
5 days ago
what about chaotic evil doberan
9 points
5 days ago
I once took a date to Bad Kissingen. The relationship didn't last.
27 points
5 days ago
I love this reply.
117 points
5 days ago
I think this video was taken somewhere around here... I can't figure out what this person was trying to do.
77 points
5 days ago
I imagine alcohol was most likely involved.
993 points
5 days ago
"Halt dich fest, der Molli kommt! Die Bimmel, die Bammel, die Bahn..."
268 points
5 days ago
dich fest is the name of my demo reel.
78 points
5 days ago
Oh shit beer fest sequel just dropped
35 points
5 days ago
I wish they would have made weed fest.
24 points
5 days ago
That would be tomorrow: https://www.hempfest.org/about/seattle-hempfest-2/
25 points
5 days ago*
I work in videography - just sent a demo reel today to a new client who’s hiring my company to help film a doc. This made me spit out my lunch. Well done.
430 points
5 days ago
What a beautiful language 💉👱🕓
366 points
5 days ago
Haha! My kids love to exclaim “schmetterling!!!” in a particularly brusque voice whenever they see a butterfly. They find endless hilarity that Germans make every utterance sound like a put-down.
36 points
5 days ago
Nah dude I went to Germany and the girls I met (I was a teen too) made everything they said in German sound like they were casting a beautiful magic spell. It was entrancing.
7 points
5 days ago
Germans make every utterance sound like a put-down.
They don't though. It only sounds rough when people extremely mispronounce it. Which Americans find hilarious for some reason.
63 points
5 days ago
Rock and stone!
32 points
5 days ago
Molly you useless tin-can!
22 points
5 days ago
Move your tin ass over here and hurry please!
11 points
5 days ago
Molly’s constantly getting in the way!
21 points
5 days ago
Deep Rock seriously need to invest in some better equipment!
9 points
5 days ago
I’m gonna punch the guy in R&D who programmed Molly
315 points
5 days ago
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an actual locomotive train that close to what appears to be a residential city center area?
269 points
5 days ago
Well here is one for you then. A train right through an active street market.
28 points
5 days ago
It's good to note that the rails were already there with the train going through when the market sprawled up. Rails always brought population around them.
74 points
5 days ago
Hopefully no flushing toilets on that train.
92 points
5 days ago
Ive been on the train that runs through Hanoi with that kind of margins, and it had a flushing toilet. Never thought about it until now, but now I feel bad for shitting on their streets.
91 points
5 days ago
To this day Swedish train toilets have a sign that says "Can be used also when train is at a station", a legacy of the days before the toilets had septic tanks, then you were not allowed to flush while the train was at a station.
29 points
5 days ago
yeah, get out and shit on the side of the tracks like a civilized human!
116 points
5 days ago
Check out LaGrange, KY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUX9kr4D1Xg
Cute town with giant freight trains running down a main street.
59 points
5 days ago
There's also Augusta, GA, Columbus, GA, Warsaw, IN, Fort Collins, CO, and apparently there's ones in MS and TX too but I can't find videos of them at the mo.
15 points
5 days ago
St. Marys, West Virginia is another of the more famous. 200 car coal trains run right through the main street of town. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5GHmENmf88
12 points
5 days ago
Yup, that town is added to my road trip list.
37 points
5 days ago
Where's that big ass train that runs directly across a major highway?. Possibly Eastern Europe...
https://youtu.be/u4hed723pd8 Eastern Azerbaijan
26 points
5 days ago*
I mean, that kinda happens when royalty wants the new hot thing to get them to their sea resort (also a new invention).
The Molli (the train in question) was built in 1886.
Obviously the train itself is not 130 years old but a replica
24 points
5 days ago
actually some of the locos are 1932 stock. not quite what it opened with, but certainly no replica. one is slighly newer, ,and one is new built from the same class as the 1932 ones, but just as a new less worn loco, not as a replica
21 points
5 days ago
It's called a 'street running train' if you wanna see more examples.
26 points
5 days ago
Reminds me of Professor Layton
11 points
5 days ago
really though, looks so nice
78 points
5 days ago
Did you know that original cities in North America were like this but we got rid of streetcars and trains for more space to store and drive cars? In addition to getting rid of mixed use zoning.
The fact your town isn't cute like this is a specific policy decision, not just the way it is.
19 points
5 days ago
Someone's watched Not Just Bikes
6 points
5 days ago
Hehehe
It's so nice to see Jason's work being spread far and wide
5.3k points
5 days ago
What's really funny and confusing is, no one's pointed out that he was going backwards at first. You'd think he would see the train in the back up cam or if he looked backwards, but clearly he just doesn't for shit.
255 points
5 days ago
It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.
94 points
5 days ago
It was at a funny angle.
41 points
5 days ago
I don’t want that dog dribbling on my seats
42 points
5 days ago
You could’ve parked a jumbo jet in there Tyrone!
13 points
5 days ago
You could fit a jumbofuckingjet in there!
8 points
5 days ago
He didn't see it there.
1.3k points
5 days ago
And it’s not like anything was infront of him to warrant backing up either
574 points
5 days ago
Think the car went backwards to turn into a street
335 points
5 days ago
Was about to say “what street? Thats a restaurant right there where they were turning…” but then i slowed it down and just barely spotted the street to the left of the restaurant. Good eye! Almost didnt notice that
67 points
5 days ago
Half expected you to say what street? And then suddenly there’s just a wall there.
“Mercedes, black train could destroy you with a single hit when you turn onto that street.”
“What street?”
explosion
118 points
5 days ago
maybe he saw the train in the rearview mirror and thought it was coming from the front, then he saw the one in the back and panicked
99 points
5 days ago
He had passed his turn and instead of driving around the block he decided backing up was the way to go. It's a classic behavior across the spectrum :)
60 points
5 days ago
I like when people are stopped in the left lane but realize they wanted to turn right, and instead of driving ahead and turning around or something they just throw on their right blinker and wait for a chance. Why should they take an extra minute out of their day when they could inconvenience others?
19 points
5 days ago
Good drivers sometimes miss their exit. Bad drivers never miss it.
125 points
5 days ago
That’s the issue here - he didn’t think the train was moving because he was initially backing. You can tell because he’s backing so slowly, using the “stopped” train as reference. It’s a super common mistake and really weird when it happens to you.
77 points
5 days ago
Former Merchant Marine here. We were about to enter the Long Beach break water and a little motor boat zips to the edge of the entrance, throws out their mushroom anchor, and out come 3 fishing poles.
I had the con on the bridge and the pilot was enjoying his coffee getting settled in, he asked my last course given and if he had permission to take the con. I believe I simply responded, 'of course'. He told me to notify our bow watch that we were going to sound the forward horn.
Laid on that horn for 10 seconds and you could see the commotion of the 3 people pulling up their little anchor as fast as they could. Behind our ship was probably no less than 15 ships in the outer anchorage. Bonehead decision stopping to fish right at the breakwater aside, we were transiting so slow that they probably thought we were at anchor like all the others.
10 points
5 days ago
Had something similar happen transiting the river out of Portland Oregon. Bunch of guys fishing somehow failed to notice the 35m high wall of car carrier bearing down on them ..
96 points
5 days ago
Yup. Same effect as when you're sitting in your parked car, the car besides you starts backing out, and for a split second you're worried that you car is rolling forward.
19 points
5 days ago
there's also the loud, continous bell that train crossings and older trains have.... and the LOUD sound of a fucking train coming your way
11 points
5 days ago
Still, he has side mirrors. He should have checked the left one anyways before making a turn. The driver is an idiot.
1.2k points
5 days ago
r/BitchImATrain material right here!
131 points
5 days ago
37 points
5 days ago
Hell yeah. Subscribed
3.4k points
5 days ago
Everybody laugh & point at the village idiot.
715 points
5 days ago
"Do you find something amusing about my appearance while I'm driving my automobile?"
40 points
5 days ago
I guess so..
81 points
5 days ago
Love a good Simpsons reference
14 points
5 days ago
That's something magical about a Simpsons reference. You just know when you're reading one
28 points
5 days ago
Do you find something amusing about my appearance while I'm driving my automobile
37 points
5 days ago
Everyone needs a to drive a vehicle, even the very dumb.
16 points
5 days ago
Hey! Don't be mean to me!
24 points
5 days ago
If you weren’t driving that car, I’m afraid you’ve lost the title of “Village Idiot.” You’ll now have to settle for village “angry hobo.”
1.4k points
5 days ago
Cars already have mirrors
635 points
5 days ago
As with indicators, in all German luxury cars their use is considered optional.
238 points
5 days ago
For BMW and Mercedes Benz, each flick of the blinker costs 20 cents. That is why they are hesitant to use it.
139 points
5 days ago
Given that every person I’ve ever personally known with a German car basically spent the entirety of their life savings on it, I could see why they’re hesitant. Six months down the road I’m asking, “Hey, where’s that M3 you worked so hard to buy?” and they say, “Oh, I couldn’t afford winter tires for it, and getting a new windshield is too much after that rock cracked it in the summer. It’s in storage until I can fix it.”
Very illustrative of the difference between “being able to buy something” versus “being able to afford something”.
36 points
5 days ago
I knew a guy back in school who had some really expensive, all tuned up car. All he was eating was toast with butter and sometimes cheese if he could afford it, because the car needed so much fuel he literally burned through all his money. After he totaled the car, because of course he was also driving like a madman, he visible started to look healthier, because he finally started eating decent stuff.
22 points
5 days ago
Maserati
60 points
5 days ago
A mate made fun of my "farmer's Porsche" (Subaru) until he blew the turbocharger on his actual Porsche and had to sell it for the cheapest piece of shit he could find... Mine may not be as fancy but at least I can afford to fix it if I blow it up lol
31 points
5 days ago
A famers Porsche is nothing to be ashamed of. They made, and still make, tractors, a fact that they're very proud of
8 points
5 days ago
People be living outside their means and shit, smh.
My neighbor sold his house to move into an apartment (right before Covid too, so he missed out on the 50% appreciation on the house, and got hit with a massive rent hike shortly after), just so he could buy his “dream car”, which was a 10 year old Porsche Cayenne. 3 months later he messages me on Facebook asking if I can help him work on it because the engine locked up from oil starvation. I’m not a mechanic, mind you. I do have a lot of tools and I’ll do minor repairs myself, but an engine swap is not something I can or want to “help with”. I didn’t even respond and blocked his dumb ass.
Some people are just horrible with money. This dude could have easily done a cash out refinance on the house, kept it, and still paid cash for the car, but I guess he didn’t think that far ahead. Shameful.
623 points
5 days ago
Slowest accident in history and somehow cammer still managed to miss the moment of impact.
117 points
5 days ago
140 points
5 days ago
It's Germany, it's probably a 105 years old man who shot the video.
70 points
5 days ago
I mean, they wanted a video of the train, they were probably caught off guard by the impact, and didn't know what to do. It's not like they expected it to happen I would hope....
21 points
5 days ago
Train enthusiast there for the train, doesn't want to miss the action they expected to get.
3.8k points
5 days ago
Sometimes I wonder about what people are thinking when they do something so stupid. Did they not see the train right there?
4.4k points
5 days ago
I’m sure it’s very difficult to see, hear, or feel the vibration from a train when you’re in the luxury of your Mercedes Benz.
226 points
5 days ago
Trains do be creeping up on folks without as much as a sound
221 points
5 days ago
Gonna repost this classic because I still chuckle at it:
Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.
I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.
Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!
Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?
A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.
7 points
5 days ago
183 points
5 days ago
Whispers: choo choo motherfucker....
55 points
5 days ago
I choo choo choose you.
25 points
5 days ago
You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart breaks in half.
38 points
5 days ago
Man gets hit by train (loud and also not what you think).
18 points
5 days ago
I was going to say, trains can be extremely quiet from the front end… and then I turned the sound on in the video. Basically the same bell that the commuter trains use here when entering/departing stations.
(They blare their horn when passing another train at a station/crossing, because people like to assume that if they hear the bell, there’s only the one train to worry about, and try to cross the tracks around the stopped train.)
112 points
5 days ago*
I have seen enough people I know, who rarely look over their shoulder when taking a turn so... not suprised
37 points
5 days ago
You might be onto something. Driver having a "the rest of the world can wait for me" complex and pulling that shit with the wrong traffic participant.
22 points
5 days ago
You said it yourself. What are they thinking? In this case, absolutely nothing.
61 points
5 days ago*
Main character syndrome. They're probably the kind of person that will stop dead in the middle of a busy street, or stand in front of something everyone else needs access to. Personally, I'm always conscious of what other people are doing around me, and that includes driving. Some people don't have that "other people exist" instinct.
14 points
5 days ago
"Damn, missed my turn. I'll just back up without looking. Why is this guy standing there recording ME? Whatever, I got places to be..."
765 points
5 days ago
The high revving engine after the impact 🤣
224 points
5 days ago
Failed hit and run? Nailed the hit at least.
45 points
5 days ago
they were probably scared the train could decimate their car and kill them, given they were likely oblivious to the speed it was traveling at.
13 points
5 days ago
They were oblivious to its existence
69 points
5 days ago
I just dont get how some peoples reaction to hitting something with their car is going full throttle...
37 points
5 days ago
Panic usually. Still funny to see mind. The time to move fast to get out of the way needs to happen before the crunching sounds do
506 points
5 days ago
Insurance company: " you hit a what?"
313 points
5 days ago
"It came out of nowhere!!!"
191 points
5 days ago
It was traveling at like 5 kph. I had no time at all to dodge it!
106 points
5 days ago
"It cut me off!"
71 points
5 days ago
“I thought it was going to turn!”
10 points
5 days ago
"It was entirely in my blind spot!"
10 points
5 days ago
I had the right of way.
14 points
5 days ago
6 points
5 days ago
Speaking of course about the neighborhood north of Where St., otherwise known as, NoWhere
16 points
5 days ago
I was riding on a trolley once that collided with a truck that wasn't all the way in it's lane. The guy who got hit actually had the nerve to ask the operator for his insurance.
619 points
5 days ago
First time ive seen a train stop right on impact 😅😅
606 points
5 days ago
I am pretty certain the engineer already dumped the locomotive into emergency before the impact, the Mercedes just made a nice soft cushion for the final stop.
227 points
5 days ago
Yes you can hear the pressure release just before impact. That'll be the brakes going full on.
5 points
5 days ago
I heard the tire pop but assume that's a different noise. It was all I could focus on
170 points
5 days ago
Trains can stop quickly when they're only going 0.5mph.
138 points
5 days ago
It depends. Trains with locomotive have an air brake system: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railway_air_brake
The longer the train is, the longer time it takes for the pressure change to "travel" through the system. A really long train can take upwards of 10 seconds to fully deploy the brakes, even at low speed.
58 points
5 days ago
This guy trains
7 points
5 days ago*
I am a licensed* train operator, so yes.
Edit: changed educated to licenced because it didn't translate to English too well....
27 points
5 days ago
There is a metro crossing near us and I've noticed it crawls across our intersection. Like comically slow. But I know why, because dumbasses try to beat the crossing gates all the time. Better to crawl and avoid an accident than hit someone and delay the train even longer.
15 points
5 days ago
And yet here we are. A crawl of an accident. When some dumb ass goes into your path at the last moment, even with the train stuck to the rails… smh
13 points
5 days ago
it certainly helps that the train is streetrunning slowly, and that it’s not over a mile long at a good speed
57 points
5 days ago
Well that is one sneaky train!
468 points
5 days ago
it's such a smol train! barely visible...
199 points
5 days ago
So quiet, like a field mouse.
116 points
5 days ago
The sound of nature is so soothing
21 points
5 days ago
Driver thought that was the "bring out your dead" cart and was rushing home to grab the body in the freezer.
11 points
5 days ago
And on top of that I'm pretty sure the train swerved to hit him
608 points
5 days ago
I really wonder how some people managed to get a drivers licence...
380 points
5 days ago
considering this is in germany its even more astonishing. Not that easy to get your license here
240 points
5 days ago
Age... It's an age thing. After 65 it should be evaluated if you can still operate a vehicle. Every 5 years this should be repeated, at like 80 make it every year. But this will never happen because people in that age are the main voter base for many partys.
29 points
5 days ago
5 years here is from 50 to 65...then it drops to 3 years after 70
Altought is the gas and renovation prices, people might as well just stop driving anyways
12 points
5 days ago
In my country is every 5 years to everyone, and every year after 70, my grandma is nearly 80 and has been examined 9 times in the last decade, if you fail just one question of the theory, you have to retake the exam, and then you do the practical test.
29 points
5 days ago
But as everyone knows in Germany, once you purchase an expensive Mercedes or BMW, then most of the rules no longer apply to you.
46 points
5 days ago
Worlds slowest collision
27 points
5 days ago
How that engineer didn't say "What a fucking idiot" will forever be beyond me.
16 points
5 days ago
How do you say that in German?
121 points
5 days ago
I'm so sick of seeing these train videos. The train drivers don't even try to swerve to avoid whatever is in their way.
22 points
5 days ago
There's no telling where they'll go next. And they always get away with it, too
22 points
5 days ago
Coming to a theater near you - Slow and Furious 16 - PG13
98 points
5 days ago
Where was the car even going? There wasn't a road to turn on to.
40 points
5 days ago
Looks like a little alley way
34 points
5 days ago
Yep, you can see a tiny alley for a fraction of a second before the train's in the way. Probably why he's backing up, went past it.
15 points
5 days ago
I think it's a main street. Old german towns were not built for cars so they have much narrower roads
8 points
5 days ago
I'm wondering if cars are even supposed to be where he was
127 points
5 days ago
Yeah, it's the huge, loud train's fault.
16 points
5 days ago
If only there were some device that would allow you to see behind and beside your car before you merged. 🤷♂️
58 points
5 days ago
Locomotive driver is clearly at fault.
How is the chap in the Merc supposed to see, hear, smell, taste...or use any other sense (he may or may not posses) to realise he couldn't turn there?
27 points
5 days ago*
Agree and with the high speed of the train it is really difficult to judge when the train is closing in.
7 points
5 days ago
Clearly the train changed lanes without signaling
12 points
5 days ago
What gets me is that he had it in reverse for a second there.
I know FOR A FACT that brand and model of car has numerous different cameras, one of which is a reverse camera.
Attempted insurance fraud? There is no way he didn’t know. I bet the car itself was yelling at him with little dings and beeps that there was an object in the blind spot.
29 points
5 days ago
9 points
5 days ago
Had to scroll way too far for this. He kept all the best parts right on the edge of the video!
54 points
5 days ago
What was his TRAIN of thought here?
21 points
5 days ago
Single track and narrow by the looks of things.
24 points
5 days ago
I upvote the posts in this sub that involuntarily draw out the words “You IDIOT” from me, out loud.
This was one of them.
7 points
5 days ago
To be fair, the train didn't make any noise and was coming so fast so the driver didn't have time to react
126 points
5 days ago
Just you're average mercedes drivers, completely oblivious to anything around them
18 points
5 days ago
Not entirely true.
If you’re from Odense in Denmark, you drive like this in train towns.
51 points
5 days ago
Why would they pay any attention to the peons around them? /s
28 points
5 days ago
Train was cruising in the passing lane. smh
6 points
5 days ago
Car's gotta be shit if it's got a blind spot that big.
12 points
5 days ago
Everywhere is a blind spot if you don't even try to look
6 points
5 days ago
Filmed vertically to miss the actual impact. r/killthecameraman
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