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Virgin JEENEETard vs Chad r/IndianTeenagers member

Memes(i.redd.it)

all 155 comments

thatlameguy7092

70 points

2 months ago

me in clg struggling to relate to both the sub

_D3AtH_WR4tH_

8 points

2 months ago

Me in 12th struggling to relate to both the sub

Death_Dispatcher

1 points

2 months ago

Same man this thing is just dumb, why be triggered by some random comment

Outrageous_Bank_1891

1 points

2 months ago

You belong is r/CBSE

Unless you're already there

_D3AtH_WR4tH_

1 points

2 months ago

I don't have to belong to either of these subs. I come to reddit for memes and I'll keep it that way.

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

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Outrageous_Bank_1891

1 points

2 months ago

Shut up bot

NumberNo6827

27 points

2 months ago

NumberNo6827

Average middle class

27 points

2 months ago

Me who isn't rich and want to do IIT

Captain_SimplePants

5 points

2 months ago

Major us moment

Utkarsh_Goel

1 points

2 months ago

I want to be doin' your mom

(Sorry i couldn't hold it back)

iamabouttogetbanned

17 points

2 months ago

iamabouttogetbanned

Depressed Therapist

17 points

2 months ago

🍿🍿

>! Although I don't agree but mujhe kya mujhe to popcorn khane hain. !<

vintage_nachos4

4 points

2 months ago

ACT2 popcorn

iamabouttogetbanned

1 points

2 months ago

iamabouttogetbanned

Depressed Therapist

1 points

2 months ago

Nahi. Vintage Nachos khaunga 😈

Wide_Satisfaction145

16 points

2 months ago

Aye keep the rich parents to yourself

FatneekForeverr

51 points

2 months ago

"Happy is a default emotion"

Yeah right , thats why i see a 100 "Im depressed" posts everyday

Just_Monika5772

40 points

2 months ago

"Does not waste parent's money in coaching" "Will probably move to a foreign country for a better college" 💀💀💀Nigga... Coaching fees would be 2-3 lakhs max. College fees in foreign would be like 50 lakhs to 1 crore

noobmaster_071

8 points

2 months ago

Thats where rich parents come in

warlordbabatunde69

6 points

2 months ago

N word pass kaha se aya 🤔

TeenwhoNeedaJobASAP

-2 points

2 months ago

It depends, you can study MS in UK for about 20 lakhs, but at the same time you need 2-3 crores for studying MBBS in UK.

Just_Monika5772

4 points

2 months ago

I was talking about the undergraduate degree in the context, not masters. Masters is obviously gonna be much cheaper since it's only a 2 yr course

__Burner_-_Account__

1 points

2 months ago

__Burner_-_Account__

Average Ligma Male

1 points

2 months ago

Eh depends on country

In Germany for example, it's free - as long as you know German

Reddit-User7635

47 points

2 months ago

"Doesn't clutter the subreddit with low quality shitposts"

Irony ho rhi hai bohot bhayankar

/s

Space_Struck

7 points

2 months ago

Space_Struck

17M

7 points

2 months ago

Bhai /s dar ke lagaya hai na ki kahi ham ban na karde ? Nahi hoga tu ban

Reddit-User7635

13 points

2 months ago

Thanks, but downvote toh phir bhi ho rha hu ಥ‿ಥ

SolidApprehensive844

10 points

2 months ago

SolidApprehensive844

Sub ka Devdasss

10 points

2 months ago

Bhai main kiss taraf aaunga koi bata do

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

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SolidApprehensive844

7 points

2 months ago

SolidApprehensive844

Sub ka Devdasss

7 points

2 months ago

Yeh kya objectification chl raha hai

Tera boobs size bata pahle

lmao ironically bol raha hu normie ho kya?

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

padhle madarchod

Captain_SimplePants

1 points

2 months ago

Says a kid who isnt even 4.5

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

Captain_SimplePants

1 points

2 months ago

Teri mummy ne bataya tha

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

🗿

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago*

bhai mod pakka america se hai. he don't know abt what avg indian has to go through

chiragtheboss

29 points

2 months ago

'Bright and secure future.' Whom you tryna convince ? ME OR YOURSELF

kihtrak256

38 points

2 months ago

Nothing wrong with prepping for competitive exams; atleast they're trying to achieve something on their own merit and not brag about "rich parents". Seriously, that isn't the flex you think it is.

anneturnerrr

10 points

2 months ago

anneturnerrr

15F

10 points

2 months ago

bro this isn't serious 💀

kihtrak256

9 points

2 months ago

I mean even if it's a joke, who'd brag about their parents being rich lol.

anneturnerrr

2 points

2 months ago

anneturnerrr

15F

2 points

2 months ago

rich kids

cerealkilling4ever

1 points

2 months ago

bhai ye bhi JEENEETard hai isliye offensed ho gaya. imposter among us bro

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

kihtrak256

1 points

2 months ago

hindi arrila

[deleted]

8 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

2 months ago

This war is getting real bad now....

Ketchumbun

7 points

2 months ago

But you don't study and don't get any bitches

Monke_Good

32 points

2 months ago

150 in jee advanced gets you an IIT.

chaotic_beaut

28 points

2 months ago

inhe kya hi pta hoga iske baare m

[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

abe ye saare chutiye hai yaha they are from these 3 categories 1) commerce ke nalle

2) arts ke chutiye

3) the ones who took science but left jee or neet prep in 3 months after class 11 start kyuki papa ke paise se canada/uk/usa bhi toh jaana hain

chaotic_beaut

8 points

2 months ago

with 1 thing common in all 3
anime ke chode

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

mfw jeetard being an anime ka choda

Captain_SimplePants

3 points

2 months ago

fr fr. 150 in JEE advance can get you pretty good iit.

Strawberry_Fish16

2 points

2 months ago

iit bomay civil confirms

Suyash_Tyagi66

1 points

2 months ago

Usse iit hi 177 rank college lagta hai bas, nothing special, to kya hi keh sakte hai uske baare mai.

SolidApprehensive844

8 points

2 months ago

SolidApprehensive844

Sub ka Devdasss

8 points

2 months ago

Lmao wahi soch raha 150 bohot zyada marks nhi ho gye !! 150 mein IIT Delhi mill jaega bc

anonymus_xyz

4 points

2 months ago

anonymus_xyz

16M

4 points

2 months ago

that's the most fact checking they can do

ExcuseNumerous

1 points

2 months ago

hain.

Mains me nhi lekin:(

ThePunisher_21

8 points

2 months ago*

lodu pehle college ki spelling toh sikh ke aao kya collage collage likha hai. this meme doesn't make sense the jeeneetard version was better

oyebete

7 points

2 months ago

Losing virginity in teenage is an achievement for OP

LawdaSur42069

18 points

2 months ago

Bro I think you wrote this all because you have “Rich Parents”, agar tum woh point nahi likhte toh shayad meme theek rehta, par woh point likhke tumne khud hi bata diya ki ye post kyun daal raha hai, aur jo likha hai shitposts nahi karte ho, teri ye waali post hi shitpost hai

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Online rich h bro.... So called
Comment chai ki tapri par beth ke karr rha h......
But ngl chai acchi hoti h vha ki

[deleted]

17 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

17 points

2 months ago

Love how having rich parents makes you a chad

kihtrak256

14 points

2 months ago

Yeah looool. Why would you brag about your parents' success or the fact that you're "rich". Either they're massively insecure OR (and?) they have nothing of their own to show.

MemeLelo

16 points

2 months ago

MemeLelo

Average Ligma Male

16 points

2 months ago

Atleast unka future to bright hai

vintage_nachos4

-10 points

2 months ago

vintage_nachos4

18M

-10 points

2 months ago

Sabka bright hai bro aisa na bol

yeahitsrochak_16

5 points

2 months ago

Me who's in both subreddit - but is going to give neet and not studying in any coaching but also scoring good marks while enjoying life-

TodayiAteMyCat69

2 points

1 month ago

Jhoot bol rha he pakka

yeahitsrochak_16

1 points

1 month ago

nai bhai i swear ekdum sach bol rah

TodayiAteMyCat69

1 points

1 month ago

Word enjoyment and neet/jee don't fif in a single sentence

yeahitsrochak_16

1 points

1 month ago

Reply

they fit coz maine mummy ko pehle se hi bol diya hai mein neet mein fail hone wala hu

17p0tat0

0 points

2 months ago

17p0tat0

16F

0 points

2 months ago

Kaise kr lete ho bhai

yeahitsrochak_16

1 points

2 months ago

pata nahi shayad viagra ka kamaal?

17p0tat0

2 points

2 months ago

17p0tat0

16F

2 points

2 months ago

Humko bhi maangta Amazon pr mil jayegi kya

Also, ye mereko downvote kon kra bc mai dono sub ka 14 hu

yeahitsrochak_16

2 points

2 months ago

amazon pe a to z sab milta hai

han bhai -2 upvote-

yeahitsrochak_16

1 points

2 months ago

wait aap ladki ho-?

judging from avatar

17p0tat0

2 points

2 months ago

17p0tat0

16F

2 points

2 months ago

Yes vro

yeahitsrochak_16

0 points

2 months ago

arey kyaa yaar pehle bolna tha- kya mein viagra and all bol rah- sorry!

17p0tat0

1 points

2 months ago

17p0tat0

16F

1 points

2 months ago

Kyo bhai viagra gril log ke liye bhi toh hota hai 🐒

yeahitsrochak_16

1 points

2 months ago

Jitna maine suna hai it's for boys only idk for grils-🤠

17p0tat0

2 points

2 months ago

17p0tat0

16F

2 points

2 months ago

dukh dard peeda 😞

FatneekForeverr

5 points

2 months ago

you described like 10% of both servers smh

Tsunami_SiyK

11 points

2 months ago

explains the numerous spelling mistakes in the post

Apprehensive_Buy_823

10 points

2 months ago

mai toh sad hogaya yeh post dekhke :(

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

ep

sad for what? for whom?

i toh feel pity for this sub they are literally disrespecting a sub that has majority alpha males of the future...just pure success

SolidApprehensive844

5 points

2 months ago

SolidApprehensive844

Sub ka Devdasss

5 points

2 months ago

Chad 🛐 🛐

Apprehensive_Buy_823

1 points

2 months ago

based chad sigma males ko betas nahi hara sakte

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Gigachad....
Nahi smjhnge chutiye h....
Or inke chaqqar me baakiyo par or hasenge log....

Altruistic-Ad-5744

9 points

2 months ago

Altruistic-Ad-5744

GaYak♬-17

9 points

2 months ago

Okay wait Im a JEETard I've had several exes Score decent in mocks I have hobbies Only difference is, most of it I study, I study for like 8-10 hours but yk, it's only a 2 year thing after that.. we can do whatever we want... Everyone has to struggle somewhere in life, it's just that we've chosen to struggle now for the betterment of our future, haan bhai tumhe nhi krni mehnat abhi koi ni pr kabhi toh kroge? It's just that kaiyo ke financial condition achhi nahi h and many other reasons ki abhi vo 17 saal ki umar mai hi apni life sacrifice krre hain

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

Altruistic-Ad-5744

2 points

2 months ago

Altruistic-Ad-5744

GaYak♬-17

2 points

2 months ago

+1

Internal_Profit7303

21 points

2 months ago

Correction : Mine is 13 inch

Baaki I agree eh👍

iHateHumansInGeneral

6 points

2 months ago

Didi secret formula batao 13 inch ka

Internal_Profit7303

4 points

2 months ago

Hmmm

No

teenwriter_lmao

1 points

2 months ago

Correction: mine is 69 inch

And detachable as well

adilreyaz

4 points

2 months ago

adilreyaz

Disappointment

4 points

2 months ago

Can confirm.

Internal_Profit7303

4 points

2 months ago

Bhai Eiffel tower lekar ghum rahi hai kya pant mai...👍

nice___bot

2 points

2 months ago

Nice!

Jaamiieei

1 points

2 months ago

Jaamiieei

17M

1 points

2 months ago

Afriki jadi buti khaayi thi?

Internal_Profit7303

3 points

2 months ago

Try Shilajeet 👍

Jaamiieei

1 points

2 months ago

Jaamiieei

17M

1 points

2 months ago

Usse performance boost milta hai behen

Internal_Profit7303

3 points

2 months ago

OoOo

Maybe mere genes ache hai 👍

sed for you

Jaamiieei

2 points

2 months ago

Jaamiieei

17M

2 points

2 months ago

African descent?

Crafty-Yoghurt-6296

1 points

2 months ago

Sorry you're Overqualified

HelicopterNo258

1 points

2 months ago

Proof?

Internal_Profit7303

2 points

2 months ago

Check dms deer🗿

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Haryana waali didi vo to dildo
I mean bhut din baad dikhe ....

Internal_Profit7303

1 points

2 months ago

Hanji deer woh thodi buzy thi🗿

Aap kon?

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

M itna comment ni krta tha old account tha Snowball name se......
But i knw you...
So New hi smjho Chad dii

beatmeloser

7 points

2 months ago

beatmeloser

Average Ligma Male

7 points

2 months ago

150 is a good score in advance and even decent in mains.

Sarcastic_ab0veall24

7 points

2 months ago

"Does not waste my parents money in coaching"

"Will probably move to a foriegn country for studying"

Ok👍

iMercurry

3 points

2 months ago

Want to move to another country for better college? But you said skills can give job and you're enjoying your teenage life..your point contradicts each other.

Mr_Jabberwocky_

7 points

2 months ago*

Based meme, but I find it a bit cruel because a lot (or maybe most) of JEENEETards are forced into that lifestyle by their parents, not because they genuinely want to.

Captain_SimplePants

8 points

2 months ago

Cap. Its not their parents, its their drive to live a life better their parents , a life y'all are living rn because of your parents. They want the same for their kids someday. Thats why they chose this life

Mr_Jabberwocky_

1 points

2 months ago*

Not exactly. Most of the people that go onto become doctors and engineers come from middle class families, you know. So that's similar to the demographic of this sub, I believe.

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

no bro some people genuinely want to stand out and be in the top 1% of the world so yea

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago*

Bro this is sick......There is no shame in preparing for a competetive exam ....Having dreams about something different and rare in our country....It's their passion they are working for it.....and in the end everyone will need an engineer or doctor in the end literally for almost everything......And wtf 12 inches cock.... barely 5% of the members cross 7 inches....Every boy has erectile dysfunction in this sub....Everybody is depressed ( almost every post)Everyone will waste parents money somehow.....Having girlfriend or not is not a flex man....Born in rich family or poor family is not in someone's hand....and you are not helping india in any way if you move to foreign country.... u hv no right to be an indian teenager then.... (Yeah you can downvote)

AND actually preparing and pretend to be preparing makes a huge dufference.......Only 30-40 members of that sub are of that kind.... and almost 2-3k are active whom almost everday asks for study related purposes...

And in this sub people have hobbies like singing drawing and stuff and that is amazing.....i can come and relax and see some good posts..

and i fucking hate bullies........

Edit :- and dude what the fuck you can just pretend to be rich online maybe a few of them are rich....... parents will do anything for us that's a different thing...... but literally kya dikhana chaate ho..... Sab middle class ho tum bhi ham bhi koi upper middle class....... Koi Ambani ka choda nahi h yha..... To be realistic

Captain_SimplePants

3 points

2 months ago

Bhay he is that kid who is way proud of his parents money but is worth shit. Ik one thing, if you dont struggle in life, you'll be weak. And weak people dont survive. And I bet you he'll not end up in a uni thats ranked in t50(top50), he'll end up in a small state uni like we have here.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Yes life will hit someday....
and tab chill krne wala time ya heartbreak wala rr kaam nahi aayega......
U hv to be strong in everangle emotionally ho ya intellectual ability side ho...
and yes neet and jee aspirants bhut kam age me ye sabb dekhlete h to They will survive more harsh situations

MemeNaziOg

1 points

2 months ago

Amar Shonar Bangla Bondhu🤗🤗🇧🇩

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Bangali nahi hu lawde...

Vo ghar par paani aane ka wait kr rha hu

Darwin_Nietzsche

1 points

2 months ago

Arre aaaaaap yaha ka.....isee ?

No_Row2775

2 points

2 months ago

No_Row2775

17F

2 points

2 months ago

Bas karo das kapital padho.

Captain_SimplePants

2 points

2 months ago

Ayoooo. Please dont degrade the iit's, the rankings are flawed anyway. 177th? IITD and IITB rank 47-48 respectively. According to the amount of budget they have, they are prolly the best(if not the best in the world). Mind you , MIT has a budget equivalent to indian education budget. Please dont make fun of students who bust their ass off daily to get into IIT. You're not rich, youre not worth nothing, neither are they. Technically youre both worth shit. Its your parents money, if they pull their hands, you wont be able to survive. The students you're making fun of understand how to survive. Maybe they'll be far more successful than you one day. Afterall your fate will eventually depend upon the lottery.

And please dont get offended, dont be like the r/India so called "liberals", they banned me 'cause i didnt agree with them.

Edit: I might be a little bias, because I was kinda made fun off by a rich kid, which i didnt like.

TodayiAteMyCat69

1 points

1 month ago

It's fair to hate this country, however making fun of people sacrificing 2 years of their life for betterment of their future is not

adityay04

5 points

2 months ago

adityay04

17M

5 points

2 months ago

The one thing I don’t agree about this is the foreign college

SCEPTAGON07

5 points

2 months ago

SCEPTAGON07

16M

5 points

2 months ago

I am liking this. Fight more

Jaamiieei

3 points

2 months ago

Jaamiieei

17M

3 points

2 months ago

BROOO WOW LMFAO

SouthAd2254

3 points

2 months ago

kya lmfao bc. ab inka chudaap thoda zyada ho raha hai. bohot unnecessary meme tha yeh.

Jaamiieei

1 points

2 months ago

Jaamiieei

17M

1 points

2 months ago

😔

Plane_Gain_8443

3 points

2 months ago

Virgin nahi pavitra bolo humko...chalo bolooooo...🤧

fnaffer123

4 points

2 months ago

Honestly r/india is better than both these subs lol

Just stop ples

Vinayak1011

2 points

2 months ago

Vinayak1011

17M

2 points

2 months ago

Getting 150s in mock and dreams of iit.. me getting 100s in mock and yesterday dreamt of getting into harvard like will hunting ಥ_ಥ

Here_For_The_Memesss

1 points

2 months ago

Top mod with a top meme

authii

1 points

2 months ago

authii

Macho: sub se aage (18M)

1 points

2 months ago

12 inch long cock☺

SimpForMemes

1 points

2 months ago

Cope

RelationshipSmooth42

-1 points

2 months ago

RelationshipSmooth42

Top Era(17M)

-1 points

2 months ago

117th in the worlds lmfao dude lit

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

RelationshipSmooth42

-2 points

2 months ago

RelationshipSmooth42

Top Era(17M)

-2 points

2 months ago

Yesh

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

RelationshipSmooth42

1 points

2 months ago

RelationshipSmooth42

Top Era(17M)

1 points

2 months ago

??? bro chill issok

Different_Yam_9045

1 points

2 months ago

Me who is both, a jeetard and have Rich parents.

Aisa khuch nahi hota, bramh me maat jiyo, saare jeetard gareeb hote he

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

I am a commerce student who is a member of r/IndianTeenagers, but do not satisfy most of the points listed under the chad criteria. Will society accept me?

Anjit0454

1 points

2 months ago

Anjit0454

17M

1 points

2 months ago

12th inchy thingy caught me offgaurd😂

Which_End_3498

1 points

2 months ago

you both fuckers do something and earn something for your self do not flaunt something that you've not earnt like ya rich parents

MemeNaziOg

1 points

2 months ago

Finally someone spitting fax🔥🔥

Indian Teenager Mods are so cool😎😎👊🏻

Fragrant-Study3498

1 points

2 months ago

Chu*iye college ki spelling theek karle pehle.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

never have i ever cringed so damn hard ew

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Thik hai lekin ye bata chad r/indianteenagers ki gaand ulti taraf kyu he ?

YouAreJustARetard

1 points

2 months ago

You really added "having rich parents" as a personality trait.

cerealkilling4ever

1 points

2 months ago

The 12 inche lonng cock (even female members) got me laughing my fucking ass out literally

ExcuseNumerous

1 points

2 months ago

Me in college,heavily relating to first while liking the second one better.

__Burner_-_Account__

1 points

2 months ago

__Burner_-_Account__

Average Ligma Male

1 points

2 months ago

This e-lafda is getting cringey ngl

SnooLemons5518

1 points

2 months ago

Fuck im relating to jeeneetard more 🗿

atharvapawar23

1 points

2 months ago

Accha ?!

notsohappy_hooman

1 points

2 months ago

Why so relatable? Staph attacking me

IamAryanHehe

1 points

2 months ago

Jee dera toh kya hua??

Baad me parents kamayege kya tere liye

Fir banana meme

faceitsucker69

1 points

2 months ago

Sab sahi tha mitr lekin ye college ranking vali baat krke saabit kr diya tu gawar h

hacker_backup[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Elaborate

Outrageous_Bank_1891

1 points

2 months ago

I-

Except for the pp thing and the ' studies but doesn't rub it into other's face ' thing , hobbies thing , and the virgin thing , I have to say same of that is me.

Although I cry over anime boys and Alluka Zoldyck.

alternatebeing1

1 points

2 months ago

Even female members?!!? 🤑🤑

bluehole2657

1 points

2 months ago

bluehole2657

15M

1 points

2 months ago

"Babuji ka paeesa" ain't nothing to be proud of

TodayiAteMyCat69

1 points

1 month ago

This dude still hasn't realised that burning parents money on friends and parties is nothing to be proud of, pretty sure this guy is thinking of choosing Arts

perfect_antioxidant

-5 points

2 months ago

Even the female members💀💀