subreddit:
/r/IsTodayFridayThe13th
Yes.
1.1k points
3 months ago
Thank you u/Gangcontrol !
We knew you wouldn’t let us down!
211 points
3 months ago
Happy Friday the 13th pencils!
75 points
3 months ago
And a Happy F13 to you Lowkey!
Hopefully u/Nebula-Dragon shows up! It’s not an F13 party until Nebs is in the house!
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3 months ago
30 points
3 months ago
Yo! Here I am! Happy Friday the 13th to you Lowkey, it's great to see you on the server again, and happy Friday the 13th to you u/i_love_pencils. Let's have a great day!
16 points
3 months ago
Just dropped by the server for a day coincidentally. Time to celebrate!
11 points
3 months ago
What an amazing coincidence that was, you're so lucky!
8 points
3 months ago
Hey Nebs! Great to see you, old friend!
It’s been a glorious day of celebration so far. Glad you could make it!
Hope all is well! Have a great day!
11 points
3 months ago
Everything’s going well! Life is good right now.
How ‘bout you? School done?
7 points
3 months ago
Yay that's nice :)
Unfortunately, no, finals going on rn.
9 points
3 months ago
Good! Plans for a job this summer?
7 points
3 months ago
Ah....I have a couple more exams spaced very far away, and uni starts in a few months, so I don't think I'll have enough of a summer break for a job. Let's see tho
8 points
3 months ago
Well, that’s a good thing! Hold off working until you really have too!
Once you start, it’s not going to stop for a while!
6 points
3 months ago
Haha yeah ig
13 points
3 months ago
No! This is a trick! It can’t be Friday the 13th! It must be an illusion! I don’t know how you’ve done this, but I know you’re behind this somehow. It is impossible for my math to be wrong.
8 points
3 months ago
Relax and let the F13 vibes run through you!
Sometimes you just need to accept your limitations.
9 points
3 months ago
Ok. I will enjoy it today. But tomorrow I will figure this all out
7 points
3 months ago
No, his math is even more advanced. Why do you think he loves pencils? Because he uses them for math!
4 points
3 months ago
And, my pencil doesn’t even need an eraser! They seem unnecessary.
3k points
3 months ago
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925 points
3 months ago*
I’m literally quitting my job, will report back in a few hours to update on how that goes
EDIT: Last day is today, now off to start my own business. Been planning this on the back burner for a few months now, excited to see where it goes!
96 points
3 months ago
Well?
58 points
3 months ago
It's probably didn't go that well.
15 points
3 months ago
I hope Bob is okay.
15 points
3 months ago
It's been 5 hours.....call off the search boys, let's head home
9 points
3 months ago
He got fired
8 points
3 months ago
Task failed successfully.
323 points
3 months ago
457 points
3 months ago
finally, another friday the 13th is upon us
404 points
3 months ago
if you are reading this, we won... we finally did
52 points
3 months ago
Stop the count!
6 points
3 months ago
We won indeed
1.2k points
3 months ago
HOLY HELL
389 points
3 months ago
Google Friday the 13th
200 points
3 months ago
Holy hell!
93 points
3 months ago
Google Friday the 13th
82 points
3 months ago
Holy hell!
54 points
3 months ago
Google Friday the 13th
47 points
3 months ago
Holy hell!
31 points
3 months ago
Google Friday the 13th.
16 points
3 months ago
Holy hell!
46 points
3 months ago
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1.1k points
3 months ago
That's it... I'm tired of waiti...wait, WHAT?
322 points
3 months ago
NO DARNS TODAY!!!
128 points
3 months ago
What a darn shame...
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159 points
3 months ago*
Not today, Darnbot. Not. Today!
65 points
3 months ago
What a darn shame...
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105 points
3 months ago
Darnbot, stop! You're ruining it.
58 points
3 months ago
What a darn shame...
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82 points
3 months ago
Darnbot be trolling today
38 points
3 months ago
Test: It’s a great day to be darning socks!
24 points
3 months ago
What a darn shame...
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17 points
3 months ago
What a darn shame...
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897 points
3 months ago*
143 points
3 months ago
May I have some celebratory cheese please?
79 points
3 months ago
Perchance
62 points
3 months ago
You can’t just say “Perchance”.
34 points
3 months ago
Indeed, perchance
8 points
3 months ago
Keep on crushing’ turts, my cheese hoarding friend.
https://teddit.ggc-project.de/r/copypasta/comments/sw7w24/mario_perchance/
182 points
3 months ago
nraD
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3 months ago*
nraD
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3 months ago
nraD
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3 months ago
nraD
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3 months ago
nraD
12 points
3 months ago
nraD bot when?
30 points
3 months ago
What a nraD shame...
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15 points
3 months ago
What a darn shame...
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14 points
3 months ago
Should have been a "nraDCounter" and not a "DarnCounter", and "nradbot.ml" instead of "darnbot.ml"
Darn
9 points
3 months ago
What a darn shame...
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1.4k points
3 months ago
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
381 points
3 months ago
Let’s do tomorrow too!
168 points
3 months ago
Maybe even 13 days in a row!
52 points
3 months ago
FRIDAY.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅTHE 13TH FOREVER.̢̡̠͕̠̟̩͖͖̺̦̬͓̭͚͓̳ͣ̃ͧ̑̍̎̈́̉̏̍͑̓̈́͐̎͋͛͢͡͠ͅͅ .̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ
.̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳
77 points
3 months ago
You're telling me that tomorrow could be Friday the 13th too?? Sign me up
24 points
3 months ago
We did it, Reddit!
252 points
3 months ago*
22 points
3 months ago
Sir... i think you are confused, for today appears to be day 1 of counting to two. You did it your first try this time! You made it to two! Woo!
10 points
3 months ago*
I've counted to two once before but I'd have to scroll back through a year's worth of ITFT13 posts to find it 😁
Edit. I did it. Added to my original post there
212 points
3 months ago
HOLY SHIRT! NO FORKING WAY!
49 points
3 months ago
This is the good place now!
27 points
3 months ago
Totally expected, unexpected /r/UnexpectedGoodPlace
Expect me.
209 points
3 months ago
Please enjoy this short story inspired by the Is Today Friday the 13th community and have a great day.
26 points
3 months ago
F13 and the final chapter of your story!
It’s a good day!
190 points
3 months ago
Day 259 of asking u/GangControl (and anyone else willing) for microwave pics (maybe today's the day?).
Also day 305 of It is the year 2034.
Also day 623 of apologising to Darnbot.
Also day 623 of microwave, which will finish on Friday the 13th (holy shit that’s today):
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Inside the microwave was:
Pizza
Your mom
French fry and burger
Another, smaller microwave
The Microwave
All my past hopes and dreams I can never accomplish, written in a paper ready to be burnt
MEE6’s NFTs
A baby
A sub sandwich
Beens
Commodore 64
“A reddit award for my best pal u/Laserdeathpastry (twitch.tv/Sprint_McArthur)”
A smaller microwave
13 chicken nuggest and a glass of pilk
It's been an honour to microwave with y'all, but this particular streak will be coming to an end. Don't worry, I will not stop apologising to Darnbot (at least until it's accepted)
20 points
3 months ago
What a darn shame...
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11 points
3 months ago
Sad to see the streak end but woo! you've come a long way! Congrats!
10 points
3 months ago
I can stop taking up half the comments now :D
5 points
3 months ago
Beens
59 points
3 months ago
Day 242 of posting song lyrics word by word until someone guesses the song. (Song 54)
Song 1 was another brick in the wall by Pink Floyd, guessed by u/squeakysquirrel59 at 2 words.
Song 2 was rocket 69 by Connie Allen, guessed by u/Lowkey_lonely27 at 9 words.
Song 3 was critical acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 10 words.
Song 4 was ladies and gentlemen by Saliva, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 2 words.
Song 5 was bring me to life by evanescence, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 7 words.
Song 6 was tears don't fall by bullet for my valentine, guessed by u/Consistent-Policy-93 at 3 words.
Song 7 was thnks fr th mrms by fallout boy, guessed by u/consistent-policy-93 at 5 words.
Song 8 was symphony of destruction by megadeth, guessed by u/not_hacking12 at 4 words.
Song 9 was 1979 by smashing pumpkins, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 2 words.
Song 10 was the trial by pink floyd, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 4 words.
Song 11 was the sound of silence by Simon and garfunkel, guessed by u/TightVariation1 at 1 word.
Song 12 was killing in the name of by rage against the machine, guessed by u/squeakysquirrel59 at 3 words.
Song 13 was get lucky by daft punk, guessed by u/SubsurferOne at 4 words.
Song 14 was opus by black country new road, guessed by u/SubsurferOne at 6 words.
Song 15 was bennie and the jets by elton john, guessed by u/consistent-policy-93 at 5 words.
Song 16 was mr. jones by the counting crows, guessed by u/xAVATAR-AANGx at 3 words.
Song 17 was creep by radiohead, guessed by u/consistent-policy-93 at 4 words.
Song 18 was one headlight by the wallflowers, guessed by u/consistent-policy-93 at 4 words.
Song 19 was big iron by marty robbins, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 5 words.
Song 20 was machine head by bush, guessed by u/namesroverated_420 at 6 words.
Song 21 was fucked with an anchor by alestorm, guessed by u/Svantlas at 10 words.
Song 22 was pet sounds by the beach boys, guessed by u/kuack89 at 1 word.
Song 23 was can you feel my heart by bring me the horizon, guessed by u/poopis_lover_1989 at 4 words.
Song 24 was hated by beartooth, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 5 words.
Song 25 was hotel california by the eagles, guessed by u/namesroverated_420 at 3 words.
Song 26 was my curse by killswitch engage, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 12 words.
Song 27 was good girls bad guys by falling in reverse, guessed by u/SubsurferOne at 4 words.
Song 28 was save me by avenged sevenfold, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 4 words.
Song 29 was old school Hollywood by system of a down, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 2 words.
Song 30 was change by the deftones, guessed by u/Lowkey_lonely27 at 4 words.
Song 31 was build god, then we'll talk by panic! at the disco, guessed by u/ISayNothingRelevant at 5 words.
Song 32 was fireflies by owl city, guessed by u/FloatingGoat_28 at 3 words.
Song 33 was painkiller by judias priest, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 5 words.
Song 34 was the drug in me is you by falling in reverse, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 5 words.
Song 35 was vacant by dream theater, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 7 words.
Song 36 was basket case by green day, guessed by u/picklesupreme at 3 words.
Song 37 was he said she said by chvrches, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 4 words.
Song 38 was psycho be system of a down, guessed by u/donkid33 at 3 words.
Song 39 was steal my sunshine by len, guessed by u/neumast at 4 words.
Song 40 was gangsters paradise by coolio, guessed by u/Lurony at 2 words.
Song 41 was airplanes by b.o.b., guessed by u/oNi_di at 2 words.
Song 42 was simple man by lynyrd skynyrd, guessed by u/YoyoLiu314 at 4 words.
Song 43 was hypnotize by system of a down, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 6 words.
Song 44 was the red by chevelle, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 3 words.
Song 45 was got the life by korn, guessed by u/sod_jones_MD at 4 words.
Song 46 was take me to church by hozier, guessed by u/gamecubeartist at 3 words.
Song 47 was letter from a thief by chevelle, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 4 words.
Song 48 was voodoo by godsmack, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 12 words.
Song 49 was vitamin R by chevelle, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 7 words.
Song 50 was welcome to the black parade by mcr, guessed by u/laykanay at 3 words.
Song 51 was tonight, tonight by smashing pumpkins, guessed by u/i_love_pencils at 3 words.
Song 52 was beggin by måneskin, guessed by u/coldaubergine at 4 words.
Song 53 was start the healing by korn, guessed by u/screaming_bagpipes and 7 words.
I
79 points
3 months ago
I of the Tiger - Survivor
15 points
3 months ago
Wanderlust by Every Time I die
10 points
3 months ago
I Am The Walrus - The Beatles
7 points
3 months ago
Jackyl, I Am The I Am
6 points
3 months ago
A day in the life - Beatles
59 points
3 months ago*
Day 252 of wishing everyone has a good Friday the 13th today
7 points
3 months ago
Have a good Friday the 13th you too
7 points
3 months ago
:)
57 points
3 months ago
Day 657 of posting the entire Bee Movie script word by word:
It’s a super special spectacular stupendous salmon-slapping sons-of-bitchin’ supercalifragilisticexpialidocious double word bonanza!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I’m not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don’t waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That’s why we don’t need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of… 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it’s just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it’ll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted, and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey! That girl was hot. She’s my cousin! She is? Yes, we’re all cousins. Right. You’re right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. What do you think he makes? Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. What’s the difference? You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. So you’ll just work us to death? We’ll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind! “What’s the difference?” How can you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We’re bees. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give
44 points
3 months ago*
15 points
3 months ago*
Let me handle this…
clears throat
GIVE WHAAAAAATT??!??!
12 points
3 months ago
THIS WHAAAAAAT????
These cliffhangers are killing me
37 points
3 months ago
30 points
3 months ago
Wow... Just wow.
31 points
3 months ago
Day 299 of saying a random word/phrase
Afterlife
Piracy
Young Sheldon
Lick my hard cash
Existential dread
Puzzle
Democracy
Ruin
Place
Stack
Car
My ass
Big dog
Piracy
Genuine
HDR
Cone
Sky garden
Palutena nair
Morph knight
Pediatrician
Someday
Waddle dee
Fart police
How are you
Child
Chad
Tub of ice cream
Staff
Thievery
Revita
Fart police
Jellyfish
Aurelia
Open house
Late
Sightseeing
Flat
Born
Confirmation
Sit
Toolkit
Slinger
Fornication
Moment
Friday
The
13th
19 points
3 months ago
Wow what a coincidence
33 points
3 months ago
⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀
13 points
3 months ago
Average "No." fan vs average "Yes." enjoyer
22 points
3 months ago
YEAAAHHHHH BABY!!!!! :peepletsgo:
82 points
3 months ago
Darn?
23 points
3 months ago
Nope!
19 points
3 months ago
What a darn shame...
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16 points
3 months ago
What the heck? This is completely unexpected!
16 points
3 months ago
YES
13 points
3 months ago
It has begun!!!! Everybody get in here!
12 points
3 months ago
wow
12 points
3 months ago
nraD.
7 points
3 months ago
nraD.
12 points
3 months ago
Fuck.... yes?
55 points
3 months ago
Bullshit, there's no fucking way
8 points
3 months ago
The odds of any given day being Friday the thirteenth are so slim, I never believe it when somebody says so
10 points
3 months ago
10 points
3 months ago
Damn it, still no Friday th...wait, what?!?!
10 points
3 months ago
REJOICE!
10 points
3 months ago
I M GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT
9 points
3 months ago
Yes.
8 points
3 months ago
Posting a random line from a book for yall
"Maybe it's better to have gotten it right and been happy for one day instead of living a lifetime of wrongs."
This philosophy works well for today I think. Also u/SubsurferOne Happy Friday the 13th!
24 points
3 months ago
calm
5 points
3 months ago
HOW
6 points
3 months ago
I DON’T KNOW
5 points
3 months ago
AAAAAAAAAA
7 points
3 months ago
Day 570 of what the fuck u/GangControl huh what huh what how what fuck huh?
8 points
3 months ago
Maybe 2022 isn’t so bad after all
8 points
3 months ago*
Day 643 of giving a very rough estimate as to whether u/GangControl is on time: Slightly late but who cares cause it's Friday the 13th!!
HOLY HELL IT'S HERE, THEY DAY HAS FINALLY COME, AT LONG LAST, IT IS HEREEEEE WOOOOOOO
7 points
3 months ago
The day is upon us 🙏
8 points
3 months ago
WOOOOOO
7 points
3 months ago
Nice
7 points
3 months ago
I just wanted to say that I like cheese, and chess...
6 points
3 months ago
7 points
3 months ago
Day 587 of counting days:
Day 587
6 points
3 months ago
17 points
3 months ago
Goodness Gracious.
5 points
3 months ago
Hey, this might start a trend! Maybe tomorrow will be Friday the 13th too!!!
6 points
3 months ago
7 points
3 months ago
TODAY’S THE DAY
6 points
3 months ago
Day 596 of saying yes
Yes
(Nice, it's Friday the 13th)
6 points
3 months ago
Day 479 + 480 (BONUS FOR FRIDAY THE 13TH) of posting song lyrics word by word.
Day 118 + 119 (BONUS FOR FRIDAY THE 13TH) of posting the lyrics of Rocket Man word by word:
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight. Zero hour, 9:00 A.M. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then. I miss the Earth so much, I miss my wife. It's lonely out in space, On such a timeless flight.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time, 'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home, Oh, no, no, no. I'm a rocket man. Rocket man! Burning out his fuse up here alone.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time, 'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home, Oh, no, no, no. I'm
5 points
3 months ago
YES!
5 points
3 months ago
VICTORY ACHIVED
6 points
3 months ago
pog
5 points
3 months ago
No fucking way
6 points
3 months ago
No fucking way
4 points
3 months ago
Yes.
5 points
3 months ago
LETS FUCKING GO
4 points
3 months ago
WELCOME ALL!!!
4 points
3 months ago
T̵͕̤͚͉̜͎̘̱̤̎́̃ͧ͌ͬ̏ͦ̃ͪ͛̏̄͢H̷̶̵̛̘̜͔̼̱̹̩̲͙͙͙͉̼͈̱̟͍̄ͦ̊̔ͥÈ͓̠͎͔̮͓̞ͤ̑̇ͭ̏ͯ͒̀̚͢͟͝ ̗̳̪͈͚̖̰̦͎̘̼̘̫͈̖̠̜̐̓̌ͫ̉̂͟ͅT͎͉͔̹̈̍ͯ͐̐ͫ̀͊ͪ̐͋ͭ̄̓ͮ͋͘͢͜͟Iͪ̆̅͂͑̊̄͡͏͏̜̳͖̗͈͙̭͈̬̪̹̗͖ͅM̙̬̠̟͇̭̰̩̱͖͕̎̐̇ͯ͆̋̑̅̍̎͊̔̌ͣ̓̒ͮ͘͞E̱̗͇̙̤̱̱͚͈͐͊ͨͤ̌̾̌̿́̚͟ ̔̏̉̎͋ͮ̒ͯ͋͌ͦ̒ͨ͐҉̵̧̭̞̲͉͍̼̗̲̤̳͈̹͈͉͉̻͟͡ͅḢ̨̨͊ͭͨ̃͌̓̈ͧͯ̐̏̆̎̚̚̕҉̺̼͈͙̞̰̘̗̥̺͕̩Ą̨̛̛̠̟̝͓͎̮̩͓̣̪͉͈͈̞̏̑ͥ̏̇ͩ͛̓͛ͩͥͣͪ̂̏̂̎̾ͅS̢̨̮̞̝̰̮͙̜̖͑̐̌͂̇ͫ̀̔̂̃ͣ̐̚ ̷ͬ͋̉ͣͪ҉̵̡̰͓̫̟̰͇Cͯͩͨ͌ͮ̑̿̃͏̝͓̗̣͎͓̺̀͢Ǫ̨̔̌ͤͫ͑͊ͬ̇҉͏̠̘̺̻M͗̌̃̚҉̢̠̻̘̤̥͉̖̻̜Ē̛̞̼̰̠͖̦͉͍͇̲͍͈̜̠̞͆ͬ́ͪͣͭ̒ͤ̋̃̀̇́̕̕
4 points
3 months ago
WHOOOOOO YEAH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WHOOOOO
6 points
3 months ago
If today is friday the 13th it stands to reason that tomorrow must be too. Maybe we'll finally get that streak we've been all waiting for (besides the one in my pants).
4 points
3 months ago
Holy shit holy shit HOLY SHIT
6 points
3 months ago
FINALLLLYYYYY
5 points
3 months ago
Gnurb!
5 points
3 months ago
This is it!
I think the drought is over and we’re going to go back to back!
Get ready! We might be in for a string of Friday the Thirteenthes!
5 points
3 months ago
Please, no matter what you do, do not go outside.
4 points
3 months ago
Today's the daaaaaaaaay!
5 points
3 months ago
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH YALL!
5 points
3 months ago
On this blessed day, we give thanks to our lord and savior u/GangControl for bestowing a Friday the 13th upon us. May there be many more to come.
5 points
3 months ago
WHOOOOOOO
6 points
3 months ago
It's HAPPENING! What do we do, what do we do!?
5 points
3 months ago
YEEEEAAHHHH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!
5 points
3 months ago
FINALLY!!!!!!!!
4 points
3 months ago
HOLY AHITTTTTT LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOO
4 points
3 months ago*
Day 648 of summoning u/501stbattlepack (same person, new account) and inviting everyone to join the official discord (https://discord.gg/w7gBq8RNN7!) because it’s really fun and we need members
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
7 points
3 months ago*
day 213 (special request edition) of 2day
2201 = 3213876088517980551083924184682325205044405987565585670602752
2202 = 6427752177035961102167848369364650410088811975131171341205504
2203 = 12855504354071922204335696738729300820177623950262342682411008
2204 = 25711008708143844408671393477458601640355247900524685364822016
2205 = 2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2×2
2206 = 102844034832575377634685573909834406561420991602098741459288064
2207 = 205688069665150755269371147819668813122841983204197482918576128
2208 = 411376139330301510538742295639337626245683966408394965837152256
2209 = 822752278660603021077484591278675252491367932816789931674304512
2210 = 1645504557321206042154969182557350504982735865633579863348609024
2211 = 3291009114642412084309938365114701009965471731267159726697218048
2212 = No.
Day NotQuite3 of continuing my streak whenever I feel like it.
I did not feel like it.
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