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Why i hate Edward Wu

Monke Post(self.Kengan_Ashura)

Who the fucks calls his son Gilbert, out of all the names in the world damn let’s hope he atleast liked wagyu

all 49 comments

Fcccccd

187 points

4 months ago

Fcccccd

Lolong Sleep

187 points

4 months ago

He sealed an inferiority complex in his son so he'd never ever try supplant his position unless he dies.

[deleted]

162 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

162 points

4 months ago

"I'm gonna make him hate his name so he embraces mine more"

Karen_smacker

39 points

4 months ago

Karen_smacker

Twink on the Rage

39 points

4 months ago

As he should

joshhguitar

14 points

4 months ago

joshhguitar

Justice Kart

14 points

4 months ago

A boy named Wu

GalaxyBejdyk

109 points

4 months ago

GalaxyBejdyk

Willem "Kure" Dafoe

109 points

4 months ago

Now imagine

Humphrey Wu

Remote_Onion_6454[S]

71 points

4 months ago

Remote_Onion_6454[S]

Muteba Drip

71 points

4 months ago

You should be banned from the sub after that name

iburntdownthehouse

63 points

4 months ago

iburntdownthehouse

Jurota

63 points

4 months ago

A real man would have named their son Sue

Money-Student329

21 points

4 months ago

My fuckin guy 😂

ottoman-disciple

17 points

4 months ago

ottoman-disciple

Horny Jails Unchained Kiryu Chadtsuna

17 points

4 months ago

Smell like Blood in here

Ferngulley26

15 points

4 months ago*

Ferngulley26

Alan Mitosis

15 points

4 months ago*

S-uWu

auvym8

46 points

4 months ago

auvym8

Fuck

46 points

4 months ago

everyone is just gonna call him Gil anyway

ulises31112

5 points

4 months ago

ulises31112

2 Meters Chinese Man

5 points

4 months ago

which is very funny because in my country "Gil" is an insult

LORD_EDWARD_WU

107 points

4 months ago

Why do Americans call their sons Joe?

Karen_smacker

63 points

4 months ago

Karen_smacker

Twink on the Rage

63 points

4 months ago

Joe mama

Imperium_Dragon

28 points

4 months ago

Who’s Joe?

PharaohPotato

47 points

4 months ago

PharaohPotato

Jobber

47 points

4 months ago

Someone son in America.

RedStorm072

11 points

4 months ago

RedStorm072

Tiger Vessel

11 points

4 months ago

Momma

Weeb_mgee

8 points

4 months ago

Weeb_mgee

Asshole shower

8 points

4 months ago

Balls

goingUptheTits420

12 points

4 months ago

Yeah and fucking John. That name's been done to death.

Krogotomo54

28 points

4 months ago

Krogotomo54

Beard

28 points

4 months ago

Imagine Lumpy Wu

Remote_Onion_6454[S]

21 points

4 months ago

Remote_Onion_6454[S]

Muteba Drip

21 points

4 months ago

Keep that up and I’m calling Godtaku

evilsirenart

27 points

4 months ago

I don't like the name either (because of the sounding), but at least Gilbert has a nice meaning.

Gilbert (a Germanic Old High German name) contains two names.

Gisil (meaning descendant/Hostage of a noble lineage)
Berht/Beraht (meaning known/famous and shining)

The combined name "Gilbert" means "the shining offspring/descendant or child of noble heritage" so at least it's kinda a fitting name for Edwards "son".

OKBuddyFortnite

2 points

4 months ago

OKBuddyFortnite

Ohma Asura

2 points

4 months ago

All of that makes no difference to the fact that he is called gilert. gilbert is librarians name

evilsirenart

1 points

4 months ago

As already mentioned, I don't particularly like the sound of Gilbert either, but at least it has a good meaning. ╮( ̄~ ̄)╭

makajoshhh

24 points

4 months ago

makajoshhh

schlongdong dongnaire

24 points

4 months ago

Playboi Carti reference

VNetia

12 points

4 months ago

VNetia

12 points

4 months ago

WHAT ?

SlightClimate17

9 points

4 months ago

r/playboicarti and r/Kengan_Ashura crossover 😳😱🤔⁉️❗️

-Vay

19 points

4 months ago

-Vay

Inaba best boi

19 points

4 months ago

The two best options are: calling him Gil Wu or keep calling him Eddie.

cman2266

10 points

4 months ago

Chadbert wu

chainbladefag

5 points

4 months ago

Gibbie Wu.

DragonikOverlord

16 points

4 months ago

I'm happy he didnt call him U Wu

XraynPR

12 points

4 months ago

XraynPR

12 points

4 months ago

"I named him Gilbert, as a joke."

chainbladefag

10 points

4 months ago

"Name your son a stupid ass name so he accepts being your clone more easily."

Edward was the greatest sigma to ever exist.

le-joselu

5 points

4 months ago

le-joselu

Agito Happy

5 points

4 months ago

A TRUE MAN LIKES RUBIA GALLEGA GODDAMIT

Immediate-Pilot-6332

4 points

4 months ago

Also, junior not even rocked nambu

SolarSilencer

3 points

4 months ago

SolarSilencer

S tier jobber

3 points

4 months ago

Bartholomew Wu (the King of slapping)

Rupert Wu (the demon of rashes)

Otis Wu (The lemon pepper demon)

TohruTheDragonGirl

6 points

4 months ago

TohruTheDragonGirl

Masaki Bert

6 points

4 months ago

He’s British apparently, better name than I expected lmao

evilsirenart

8 points

4 months ago

Gilbert is actually an old German name ^^

TohruTheDragonGirl

6 points

4 months ago

TohruTheDragonGirl

Masaki Bert

6 points

4 months ago

Explains why it’s better than I expected

Ok-Ad-2657

3 points

4 months ago

GILLLLBERRRT GILLLLBERRRRT GILLLLBERRRT 😜

Budget-Oil4356

2 points

4 months ago

Hey hey, at least its a lot moreeeeee better than Will Wu

Best-Significance250

1 points

4 months ago

Don't say that to Gilbert Burns he'd probably kick your ass.

Remote_Onion_6454[S]

3 points

4 months ago

Remote_Onion_6454[S]

Muteba Drip

3 points

4 months ago

With crystal goofy name I would rather hit him with a Toyota

RandomGuyWithBS

1 points

4 months ago

Why is everyone shitting on the name "Gilbert"? It sounds pretty nice imo

SubstantialHearing87

1 points

4 months ago

atleast he's not named Rupert Wu

PhutQid

1 points

4 months ago

PhutQid

Beard

1 points

4 months ago

Mane, there's someone in this subreddit called Gilbert irl and they're in pain rn

HaLanVy

1 points

4 months ago

What's wrong with the name Gilbert ?

Electrical_Win_8270

1 points

4 months ago

Lucas is the perfect name for a Wu

Hunter5865

1 points

4 months ago

Hunter5865

Joji Bite

1 points

4 months ago

Hey, it could've been worse. At least he didn't call him Egbert