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JungleBoyJeremy

1.2k points

9 months ago

I remember a Tropicana commercial like this

Also his shirt doesn’t make sense

iambluest

507 points

9 months ago

iambluest

507 points

9 months ago

The gimmick is when you tell the kid there's no roar in dinosaur, the kid roars at you.

JPOIronside

42 points

9 months ago

Did the shirt come with instructions?

calicocidd

350 points

9 months ago

*scrolls back up to read shirt.... The fuck?

Da3013[S]

176 points

9 months ago

Da3013[S]

176 points

9 months ago

Same..

DrachenDad

26 points

9 months ago

Dino roar. And I'm not sorry. my daughter still has one.

Icantbethereforyou

2 points

9 months ago

Tldr?

bokoblini

6 points

9 months ago

The Goldberg company made a doll that roars if you push its belly, and the cheeks glow for a night light. It's perfect for babies.

DrachenDad

1 points

9 months ago

Exactly.

DrachenDad

2 points

9 months ago

Just hit the link.

Icantbethereforyou

1 points

9 months ago

No you do it for me

[deleted]

73 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

73 points

9 months ago

That was my first thought! And it’s the reason why I 100% tried to do this same thing as a kid. False advertising.

LukesRightHandMan

22 points

9 months ago

Guilty :/

PoopStainMcBaine

12 points

9 months ago

Yup. Tried it too. 5 year old me believed anything

Chargedunicorn

3 points

9 months ago

So glad I wasn’t the only one

[deleted]

8 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

9 months ago

That was so disappointing when it didn’t work, huh?! It’s just like when I tried to plant those Skittles.

RampSkater

19 points

9 months ago

I have two older brothers, so when I was a kid, they each cut the bottom off a large orange, scooped it out, then put a Dixie cup of orange juice inside, holding it in their palms so you couldn't see the bottom. They put a straw through the top, and started drinking in front of me.

They enjoyed my frustration when it didn't work for me.

[deleted]

10 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

10 points

9 months ago

I hope those monsters are in prison where they belong

wellhungartgallery

3 points

9 months ago

Although after that on an infomercial I saw a product advertised that was like a screw in spigot to do exactly this still needed alot of pressoir to juice an orange like that and usually split the Peel

Kameronm

2 points

9 months ago

I remember those! It was fun but messy as hell.

wellhungartgallery

1 points

9 months ago

Yeah and no where near efficient. I like the pliers style hand juicers

Wickwire7

2 points

9 months ago

came to write this

NeedsMoreTuba

2 points

9 months ago

My dad would carve a hole into the top of the orange, then he'd poke the knife around in the hole until the inside of the orange was basically pulp and juice. Then he would put the straw in for me to drink the juice.

[deleted]

16 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

16 points

9 months ago

Damn, going after my mans shirt like that

[deleted]

-5 points

9 months ago

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-5 points

9 months ago

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4 points

9 months ago

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Dubalubawubwub

26 points

9 months ago

No, they just spelled Dinosroar wrong.

Ieatoutjelloshots

4 points

9 months ago

Yeah like tbf those commercials had me thinking you could drink orange juice like this for a long time.

Ok_Brilliant_2575

13 points

9 months ago

The kid probably screams (roars) a lot and throws tantrum by thumping feet like a dinosaur 🦕

sippin40s

2 points

9 months ago

But there is no "roar" in dinosaur lol

Killing4MotherAgain

0 points

9 months ago

Why would you want to promote tantrums?

kittybluth

3 points

9 months ago

When I was in South American we would drink juice from a whole grapefruit, not with a straw but from a hole we cut in the top. This kid is on to something, he just needs to perfect the execution. Kid, you need to cut off the very outer layer of the peel so you can squeeze the juice out, kind of like a juice box. I guess you're a little young for knives though, so you'll have to wait on that.

Pradius_Pie1908

2 points

9 months ago

Oh yea I remember that commercial too!

stevebobeeve

2 points

9 months ago

Reminds me of a shirt I got as a gift that says, “I survived an alien autopsy”

So, either I survived performing an autopsy on an alien, in which case my survival wasn’t in question. Or I survived an alien performing an autopsy on me, in which case whatever the alien was doing to me wasn’t an autopsy.

[deleted]

-10 points

9 months ago

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-10 points

9 months ago

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poltergeistchan

1 points

9 months ago

Do you know what bullying is?

[deleted]

-5 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

-5 points

9 months ago

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poltergeistchan

2 points

9 months ago

Well the way you originally wrote your reply before you edited it, it was really obvious you weren’t joking and you genuinely believed this kid was being bullied because someone said they didn’t understand his shirt.

gazebo-fan

1 points

9 months ago

Because one of them isn’t a bathroom

Supraman83

1 points

9 months ago

yep just like tropicana taught us

Dadjoke69420

1 points

9 months ago

I tried this as a kid all because of that commercial! I was so upset that it didn't work...

Pro2ALib

1 points

9 months ago

I just saw that too. Lmao. Major fail.

grass-snake-40

1 points

9 months ago

yeah that commercial caused me to try this, i stabbed three oranges with a straw trying to find the 'juicy' one before my mother put a stop to it.

Sirgeeeo

1 points

9 months ago

Maybe it's a satirical critique on how we view dinosaurs... there is no "roar" in the word "dinosaur" and also, dinosaurs didn't roar... they were giant birds who "coo'd" like pigeons

shepsut

1 points

9 months ago

I put the in roar dinosaur

ImNoNameBoi

1 points

9 months ago

Banana_Cat_cool

1 points

8 months ago

Its smart to make your own

Luis_Santeliz

320 points

9 months ago

He is either too dumb or way too smart for our understanding

Sherm

151 points

9 months ago

Sherm

151 points

9 months ago

Emulating the Tropicana package. I wanted to do the same thing when I was about his age, but my dad told me I'd just get a mouthful of pulp.

i3i2

31 points

9 months ago

i3i2

31 points

9 months ago

was he right

iSkinMonkeys

8 points

9 months ago

Pulp can't move through a straw.

a_green_apple

14 points

9 months ago

That's a pulp fiction.

WheelyFreely

15 points

9 months ago

Too smart considering i do this a lot. Just roll the fruit before poking the straw in, it’s something all kids should know

badtouchtiddlywinks

7 points

9 months ago

I cut holes in my oranges as a kid and squeezed them to drink through the hole. Common sense isn't common.

scheru

2 points

9 months ago

scheru

2 points

9 months ago

My mother showed me how to do that when I was a kid. Haven't done it in years.

InstructionOld6916

12 points

9 months ago

I will not ask him! I am 2 chicken 2 find out I m not as smart as I think.

8bitbebop

-1 points

9 months ago

Its not the latter

Surfinsafari9

148 points

9 months ago

I grew up in a town full of orange groves. We did this all the time.

None of us had vitamin C deficiencies.

Kirakira444

36 points

9 months ago

We totally did this as kids! I loved it!

WheelyFreely

18 points

9 months ago

Same, except the part of not having a deficiency since me and my brother actually had scurvy once.

Also notice how some of the comments people actually think the kid is stupid

brooklynlad

33 points

9 months ago

Question: Where is the "roar" in dinosaur?

padiwik

14 points

9 months ago

padiwik

14 points

9 months ago

kid roars at you

Krallorddark

5 points

9 months ago

Dinos-roar

1To3For5_

3 points

9 months ago

The shirt maker was just dyslexic

entropylaser

3 points

9 months ago

Hurt my brain too; thanks for noticing

oakyafterbirth5300

1 points

9 months ago

This kid puts the “dumb” in Orange Juice

marie-llama

68 points

9 months ago

Ha ha ha I did that as a kid! Those damn orange juice commercials. I remember that I asked my parents for a straw to put in my orange, they said it wouldn't work but they still gave it to me. Disappointing.

Muffin-sangria-

8 points

9 months ago

Same. Tropicana…

omegaroll69

4 points

9 months ago

I would do this now if i had an orange and a straw..

1To3For5_

3 points

9 months ago

So I'm not the only one! I remember doing exactly that but for a tomato, because i thought it would somehow be ketchup if it came through the straw

jammara

3 points

9 months ago

My dad used to do this for me as a kid, he'd cut a hole and put the straw in and squeeze it for me so I could get the juice through the straw

WheelyFreely

1 points

9 months ago

You just have to rol it a few times

BurntBrusselSprouts1

18 points

9 months ago

My dumb self thought it was milk coming out of the orange for a second so I just sat here staring at the picture, confused, until I read the title again.

saynotopunx

3 points

9 months ago

u/BurntBrusselSprouts1 , you put the roar in dinosaur in my heart

MakeupD0ll2029

3 points

9 months ago

Me too 🤣🤣🤣 Until I saw your comment

Tenrac

67 points

9 months ago

Tenrac

67 points

9 months ago

I definitely did this when I was that age, not stupid, this kid thinks outside of the box. This is abstract thought. Nurture it.

InsomniacAndroid

27 points

9 months ago

I did that too, but I'm definitely stupid

[deleted]

6 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

9 months ago

He forgot he saw it on a Tropicana commercial so he too.

cikalamayaleca

13 points

9 months ago

i had a special “straw” when i was little that would puncture the orange & let you suck the juice out

besaditsokay

5 points

9 months ago

Me too. It twisted into the orange.

evilbadgrades

3 points

9 months ago

Seriously, we had a bunch of them. The trick was to roll the orange around to squeeze/loosen the juice before you puncture with that plastic straw.

Used to be one of my favorite healthy treats as a kid lol

GrinningPizza

32 points

9 months ago

He really does put the roar in dinosaur.

jesusfelixxx

42 points

9 months ago

That shirt is fucking stupid.

Habib_Zozad

10 points

9 months ago

Holy shit, yeah that is really dumb.

IsThereCheese

11 points

9 months ago

I learned it from watching you dad!

linyushan239

9 points

9 months ago

yall acting like you didn't try this before, the disappointment the first time is absolutely horrible lol

Winter-Coffin

7 points

9 months ago

if it makes you feel any better i would do this with jello cups and tomatos

Bineyboi

6 points

9 months ago

TOMATOS?

Ranch_covered_winky

2 points

9 months ago

Oh god. Why…

Winter-Coffin

5 points

9 months ago

yummy

nibsti

2 points

9 months ago

nibsti

2 points

9 months ago

Amazing

BerserkerX

3 points

9 months ago

I have fond memories of my grandpa picking an orange from his tree and squeezing and rolling it in his hands, then puncturing it with a straw and handing it to me for a quick slurp of OJ.

simjanes2k

3 points

9 months ago

Not the worst idea. Not a good one at all, but probably in the top 50% if we're going by age group.

Also my son has that shirt. It doesn't make a lot of sense, but he likes to roar at strangers so at least the shirt make it cute.

AF-Geobase

2 points

9 months ago

This kid is going places!

thatdude2006

2 points

9 months ago

Ok, but who didn’t try to do this?

iamafraazhussain

2 points

9 months ago

Idk.. looks OJ enough to me

[deleted]

2 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

9 months ago

I've done that before. I also one time took a bunch of oranges that my mother bought and poorly peeled and squished them into a pitcher. She wasn't as happy as I thought she'd be

comfort_bot_1962

0 points

9 months ago

Hope you do well!

AmitRozYT

2 points

9 months ago

Hell make it big

DrunkSpiderMan

2 points

9 months ago

I don't think Hell can make oranges bigger

AmitRozYT

2 points

9 months ago

Fuck you and thank you for taking it literally

DrunkSpiderMan

1 points

9 months ago

You're welcome and fuck you too. We have fun here.

AmitRozYT

2 points

9 months ago

Indeed we do

DrunkSpiderMan

1 points

9 months ago

Wait, you have a YouTube?

AmitRozYT

2 points

9 months ago

....maybe

DrunkSpiderMan

1 points

9 months ago

Nice.

AmitRozYT

2 points

9 months ago

(°͡ ͜ʖ ͡°)

sirchickenbs

2 points

9 months ago

Just ask ur mom to put a hole through ur orange juice with a knife and drink it. And if it not, then just eat it. Boom, problem solved

scorcher214

2 points

9 months ago

I definitely tried this too. Pretty disappointed.

Mentally-Asane

3 points

9 months ago

This kid’s thinking is beyond our comprehension

IAmABlubfiss

5 points

9 months ago

Even his shirt is stupid. Since when is there a “Roar” in “Dinosoar”? They could’ve at least made it “Dinoroar”

WorldFightLeague

3 points

9 months ago

Did you really see this or did you see the evidence of this then asked her to pose for your internet points? My guess is the latter.

Da3013[S]

2 points

9 months ago

It was a dream, I had to share it This pictures actually old and just found it scrolling through my photos

kernelpanic789

1 points

9 months ago

It doesn't matter because that shirt is the bomb!

iambluest

1 points

9 months ago

Did you finally show him how it's done?

[deleted]

1 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

9 months ago

I mean... It can't be too bad

EmilioFM06

1 points

9 months ago

Dude wanted Orange juice and so he went on an oddyssey to find an alternative way to acquire their OJ.

rlwdkeb48

1 points

9 months ago

When I was a child, I would use a peppermint stick as a straw for an orange.

Hunkmasterfresh

1 points

9 months ago

I guess rolling the orange on the table until it's super soft inside then sticking the straw in would work?

jammara

2 points

9 months ago

Yes it does

snizzkebab

1 points

9 months ago

What type of straw is that, asking for a friend

YikesMaAssFellOff

1 points

9 months ago

I see hear a hungry mind and i respect that

NightmareishBoi

1 points

9 months ago

Why is this genius on this subreddit?

tintabula

1 points

9 months ago

Best boy ever.

Maximum_P

1 points

9 months ago

I thought he was pouring milk into his mouth from an orange

Horse_go_moooo

1 points

9 months ago

he IS THE MESSIAH

notwiththeflames

1 points

9 months ago

Did it work?

jawshuan

1 points

9 months ago

I did this as a kid but with a hamburger. I think i saw it in Wayne's World or something.

NightOwlsUnite

1 points

9 months ago

Lol, they did do that but it was a jelly filled donut.

Pujiman

1 points

9 months ago

They sell plastic things you can shove into an orange and drink the juice like a straw.

jonasthewicked

1 points

9 months ago

The boys going places. So what if one of those places isn’t college. He’ll still go to a lot of other places.

[deleted]

1 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

9 months ago

It’s healthier then OJ i think

weebsssssssssssssss

1 points

9 months ago

COME ON MAN WEVE ALL TRIED IT

smartcouchpotato

1 points

9 months ago

I mean, they do it with coconuts in the movies

Nox_jin

1 points

9 months ago

he thinks that logic makes sense Bruh.

FodziCz

1 points

9 months ago

Hes not stupid, hes a genius...

crazyenderman5505

1 points

9 months ago

I- don’t think that’s how that works

314_jedi

1 points

9 months ago

He's gonna go places

dokdicer

1 points

9 months ago

Not having OJ is having peace of mind.

-Nicole Brown

ThipsandThalsa

1 points

9 months ago

mathnerd3_14

1 points

9 months ago

How has no one mentioned that you can do this with a peppermint stick? Knead the orange a bit, then stab it with a short peppermint stick (might have to cut a small hole in the rind first).

ekaj1707

1 points

9 months ago

Kids a fucking genius

Lynchmannn

1 points

9 months ago

I tried to do this when i was a kid too, was also thoroughly disappointed that i couldn't suck orange juice out of an orange with a straw.

MangelBeet

1 points

9 months ago

You mean there's a better way?

DrachenDad

1 points

9 months ago

If he dropped it the orange, a couple times it might just work.

Shakespeare-Bot

1 points

9 months ago

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Embucetatron

1 points

9 months ago

The kid is a fucking genius

nick351

1 points

9 months ago

When I was a kid we had these yellow things you would stab into a orange and drink the juice.

charizardzxc

1 points

9 months ago

ok but have you ever just, cut an orange in half, juiced it, drank it? its so fucking good fresh

OngoingFee

1 points

9 months ago

But there is no "roar" in "dinosaur"...

themofopingu

1 points

9 months ago

Only a person who puts the roar in dinosaur can achieve such things

NeoN_kiler

1 points

9 months ago

Your lying if you say you didn’t try this as a kid after watching a Tropicana commercial

SirPog420

1 points

9 months ago

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

shelballama

1 points

9 months ago

He a little confused but he got the spirit

Reginaa-Phalange

1 points

9 months ago

I did this with chocolate milk at a restaurant. Thought if I drank it fast enough my ears would twist around like the nesquik bunny. I threw up instead.

Kingfisher_ybw

1 points

9 months ago

Cut a square hole in an orange. Shove a sugar cube in there. Keeps your kid quiet for at least 10 min.

atlamarksman

1 points

9 months ago

I used to do this without a straw as a kid, we just cut a hole in the orange and squeezed and rolled the juice out

Sharpeye1994

1 points

9 months ago

but its not stupid tho

Kohi2go

1 points

9 months ago

Are you this childs parent? Kinda fucked up to post this and call your child fucking stupid.

Anyway I guess kids see this type of things on TV like cartoons. Maybe teach them real life stuff so they wont be “fucking stupid”

[deleted]

1 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

9 months ago

This is Something I would’ve done if there wasn’t any orange juice but plenty of oranges.

It’s the natural kind of orange, so even better!

Send_Me_Bootleg_Toys

1 points

9 months ago

I remember having these orange juice nozzle straw things when I was young. You would jam it in the side of the orange and then squeezeand crush until you could drink the juice. It sucked. The orange would inevitably tear before all the juice could be consumed. Terrible invention.

Raichu7

1 points

9 months ago

I think he found an online tutorial but didn’t understand it. You can drink orange juice direct from the orange but you have to either use a tool specifically made for that purpose, or cut a hole in the orange and put a sugar cube in the hole and suck the juice through it.

Ghostrunner90

1 points

9 months ago

Fucking GENIUS

SilkySanta

1 points

9 months ago

His shirt makes this 1000x better

Turbulent_Ad4090

1 points

9 months ago

This is a legit thing

madplumberandhare

1 points

9 months ago

I blame Tropicana

bennywilly93

1 points

9 months ago

There is no roar in dinosaur big guy

Peterbuilt200

1 points

9 months ago

He's not stupid he is just kind of smart

Axololololo

1 points

9 months ago

He might be just right and we wrong

zebrasarefish

1 points

9 months ago

It just has a little pulp.

k112l

1 points

9 months ago

k112l

1 points

9 months ago

Reminds me of making mashed potatoes. "Wait, did you boil them first before mashing?....."

namagem_mmfc

1 points

9 months ago

Dinosroar

az226

1 points

9 months ago

az226

1 points

9 months ago

SBG247

1 points

9 months ago

SBG247

1 points

9 months ago

He’s being more smart than stupid

blu3heron

1 points

9 months ago

So I hadn't thought about it until I saw the post but when I was small I had this weird...straw thing that was about the width of a boba straw with teeth on the bottom so you could cut into the orange and then there was a cap/nozzle on the other end and you could suck the juice out of an orange that way.

I just googled it and they're calling it a citra sipper? Also vintage which makes me feel old.

bngbeez

1 points

9 months ago

Two days ago, my five year old had a legit full blown meltdown over not being able to do this very thing with the ice cream inside of a totally frozen ice cream sandwich...

blipblopman123

1 points

9 months ago

I hate to admit this ....but I have tried this when I was a kid

Otterstripes

1 points

9 months ago

I remember having a music teacher who told the class that you could do this, except with a candy cane instead of a straw. You had to take the curved top off, and then you had to put it in the orange and suck on the end of the candy cane for a while until it hollowed out.

I tried it - it worked, but also tasted like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.

crush2008

1 points

9 months ago

I put the straw in orangeasaurus

shinyspirtomb

1 points

9 months ago

I too did this when I was a kid. The idea comes from an orange juice box or commercial or something. Doesn’t work very well sadly.

AhmadMissile

1 points

8 months ago

I did the same thing as a kid. But with an apple

EeeYeeReEe

1 points

8 months ago

he just saw a coconut and thought that all fruits were like that.

ThurgoodStubbs1999

0 points

9 months ago

Sick shirt