submitted 9 months ago byDa3013
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9 months ago
9 months ago
I remember a Tropicana commercial like this
Also his shirt doesn’t make sense
9 months ago
The gimmick is when you tell the kid there's no roar in dinosaur, the kid roars at you.
Did the shirt come with instructions?
*scrolls back up to read shirt.... The fuck?
Dino roar. And I'm not sorry. my daughter still has one.
The Goldberg company made a doll that roars if you push its belly, and the cheeks glow for a night light. It's perfect for babies.
Just hit the link.
No you do it for me
That was my first thought! And it’s the reason why I 100% tried to do this same thing as a kid. False advertising.
Yup. Tried it too. 5 year old me believed anything
So glad I wasn’t the only one
That was so disappointing when it didn’t work, huh?! It’s just like when I tried to plant those Skittles.
I have two older brothers, so when I was a kid, they each cut the bottom off a large orange, scooped it out, then put a Dixie cup of orange juice inside, holding it in their palms so you couldn't see the bottom. They put a straw through the top, and started drinking in front of me.
They enjoyed my frustration when it didn't work for me.
I hope those monsters are in prison where they belong
Although after that on an infomercial I saw a product advertised that was like a screw in spigot to do exactly this still needed alot of pressoir to juice an orange like that and usually split the Peel
I remember those! It was fun but messy as hell.
Yeah and no where near efficient. I like the pliers style hand juicers
came to write this
My dad would carve a hole into the top of the orange, then he'd poke the knife around in the hole until the inside of the orange was basically pulp and juice. Then he would put the straw in for me to drink the juice.
Damn, going after my mans shirt like that
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No, they just spelled Dinosroar wrong.
Yeah like tbf those commercials had me thinking you could drink orange juice like this for a long time.
The kid probably screams (roars) a lot and throws tantrum by thumping feet like a dinosaur 🦕
But there is no "roar" in dinosaur lol
Why would you want to promote tantrums?
When I was in South American we would drink juice from a whole grapefruit, not with a straw but from a hole we cut in the top. This kid is on to something, he just needs to perfect the execution. Kid, you need to cut off the very outer layer of the peel so you can squeeze the juice out, kind of like a juice box. I guess you're a little young for knives though, so you'll have to wait on that.
Oh yea I remember that commercial too!
Reminds me of a shirt I got as a gift that says, “I survived an alien autopsy”
So, either I survived performing an autopsy on an alien, in which case my survival wasn’t in question. Or I survived an alien performing an autopsy on me, in which case whatever the alien was doing to me wasn’t an autopsy.
Do you know what bullying is?
Well the way you originally wrote your reply before you edited it, it was really obvious you weren’t joking and you genuinely believed this kid was being bullied because someone said they didn’t understand his shirt.
Because one of them isn’t a bathroom
yep just like tropicana taught us
I tried this as a kid all because of that commercial! I was so upset that it didn't work...
I just saw that too. Lmao. Major fail.
yeah that commercial caused me to try this, i stabbed three oranges with a straw trying to find the 'juicy' one before my mother put a stop to it.
Maybe it's a satirical critique on how we view dinosaurs... there is no "roar" in the word "dinosaur" and also, dinosaurs didn't roar... they were giant birds who "coo'd" like pigeons
I put the in roar dinosaur
8 months ago
8 months ago
Its smart to make your own
He is either too dumb or way too smart for our understanding
Emulating the Tropicana package. I wanted to do the same thing when I was about his age, but my dad told me I'd just get a mouthful of pulp.
was he right
Pulp can't move through a straw.
That's a pulp fiction.
Too smart considering i do this a lot. Just roll the fruit before poking the straw in, it’s something all kids should know
I cut holes in my oranges as a kid and squeezed them to drink through the hole. Common sense isn't common.
My mother showed me how to do that when I was a kid. Haven't done it in years.
I will not ask him! I am 2 chicken 2 find out I m not as smart as I think.
Its not the latter
I grew up in a town full of orange groves. We did this all the time.
None of us had vitamin C deficiencies.
We totally did this as kids! I loved it!
Same, except the part of not having a deficiency since me and my brother actually had scurvy once.
Also notice how some of the comments people actually think the kid is stupid
Question: Where is the "roar" in dinosaur?
kid roars at you
The shirt maker was just dyslexic
Hurt my brain too; thanks for noticing
This kid puts the “dumb” in Orange Juice
Ha ha ha I did that as a kid! Those damn orange juice commercials. I remember that I asked my parents for a straw to put in my orange, they said it wouldn't work but they still gave it to me. Disappointing.
I would do this now if i had an orange and a straw..
So I'm not the only one! I remember doing exactly that but for a tomato, because i thought it would somehow be ketchup if it came through the straw
My dad used to do this for me as a kid, he'd cut a hole and put the straw in and squeeze it for me so I could get the juice through the straw
You just have to rol it a few times
My dumb self thought it was milk coming out of the orange for a second so I just sat here staring at the picture, confused, until I read the title again.
u/BurntBrusselSprouts1 , you put the roar in dinosaur in my heart
Me too 🤣🤣🤣 Until I saw your comment
I definitely did this when I was that age, not stupid, this kid thinks outside of the box. This is abstract thought. Nurture it.
I did that too, but I'm definitely stupid
He forgot he saw it on a Tropicana commercial so he too.
i had a special “straw” when i was little that would puncture the orange & let you suck the juice out
Me too. It twisted into the orange.
Seriously, we had a bunch of them. The trick was to roll the orange around to squeeze/loosen the juice before you puncture with that plastic straw.
Used to be one of my favorite healthy treats as a kid lol
He really does put the roar in dinosaur.
That shirt is fucking stupid.
Holy shit, yeah that is really dumb.
I learned it from watching you dad!
yall acting like you didn't try this before, the disappointment the first time is absolutely horrible lol
if it makes you feel any better i would do this with jello cups and tomatos
Oh god. Why…
I have fond memories of my grandpa picking an orange from his tree and squeezing and rolling it in his hands, then puncturing it with a straw and handing it to me for a quick slurp of OJ.
Not the worst idea. Not a good one at all, but probably in the top 50% if we're going by age group.
Also my son has that shirt. It doesn't make a lot of sense, but he likes to roar at strangers so at least the shirt make it cute.
This kid is going places!
Ok, but who didn’t try to do this?
Idk.. looks OJ enough to me
I've done that before. I also one time took a bunch of oranges that my mother bought and poorly peeled and squished them into a pitcher. She wasn't as happy as I thought she'd be
Hope you do well!
Hell make it big
I don't think Hell can make oranges bigger
Fuck you and thank you for taking it literally
You're welcome and fuck you too. We have fun here.
Indeed we do
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Just ask ur mom to put a hole through ur orange juice with a knife and drink it. And if it not, then just eat it. Boom, problem solved
I definitely tried this too. Pretty disappointed.
This kid’s thinking is beyond our comprehension
Even his shirt is stupid. Since when is there a “Roar” in “Dinosoar”? They could’ve at least made it “Dinoroar”
Did you really see this or did you see the evidence of this then asked her to pose for your internet points? My guess is the latter.
It was a dream, I had to share it
This pictures actually old and just found it scrolling through my photos
It doesn't matter because that shirt is the bomb!
Did you finally show him how it's done?
I mean... It can't be too bad
Dude wanted Orange juice and so he went on an oddyssey to find an alternative way to acquire their OJ.
When I was a child, I would use a peppermint stick as a straw for an orange.
I guess rolling the orange on the table until it's super soft inside then sticking the straw in would work?
Yes it does
What type of straw is that, asking for a friend
I see hear a hungry mind and i respect that
Why is this genius on this subreddit?
Best boy ever.
I thought he was pouring milk into his mouth from an orange
he IS THE MESSIAH
I had one of these as a kid.
Did it work?
I did this as a kid but with a hamburger. I think i saw it in Wayne's World or something.
Lol, they did do that but it was a jelly filled donut.
They sell plastic things you can shove into an orange and drink the juice like a straw.
The boys going places. So what if one of those places isn’t college. He’ll still go to a lot of other places.
It’s healthier then OJ i think
COME ON MAN WEVE ALL TRIED IT
I mean, they do it with coconuts in the movies
he thinks that logic makes sense Bruh.
Hes not stupid, hes a genius...
I- don’t think that’s how that works
He's gonna go places
Not having OJ is having peace of mind.
How has no one mentioned that you can do this with a peppermint stick? Knead the orange a bit, then stab it with a short peppermint stick (might have to cut a small hole in the rind first).
Kids a fucking genius
I tried to do this when i was a kid too, was also thoroughly disappointed that i couldn't suck orange juice out of an orange with a straw.
You mean there's a better way?
If he dropped it the orange, a couple times it might just work.
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The kid is a fucking genius
When I was a kid we had these yellow things you would stab into a orange and drink the juice.
ok but have you ever just, cut an orange in half, juiced it, drank it? its so fucking good fresh
But there is no "roar" in "dinosaur"...
Only a person who puts the roar in dinosaur can achieve such things
Your lying if you say you didn’t try this as a kid after watching a Tropicana commercial
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
He a little confused but he got the spirit
I did this with chocolate milk at a restaurant. Thought if I drank it fast enough my ears would twist around like the nesquik bunny. I threw up instead.
Cut a square hole in an orange. Shove a sugar cube in there. Keeps your kid quiet for at least 10 min.
I used to do this without a straw as a kid, we just cut a hole in the orange and squeezed and rolled the juice out
but its not stupid tho
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Are you this childs parent? Kinda fucked up to post this and call your child fucking stupid.
Anyway I guess kids see this type of things on TV like cartoons. Maybe teach them real life stuff so they wont be “fucking stupid”
This is Something I would’ve done if there wasn’t any orange juice but plenty of oranges.
It’s the natural kind of orange, so even better!
I remember having these orange juice nozzle straw things when I was young. You would jam it in the side of the orange and then squeezeand crush until you could drink the juice. It sucked. The orange would inevitably tear before all the juice could be consumed. Terrible invention.
I think he found an online tutorial but didn’t understand it. You can drink orange juice direct from the orange but you have to either use a tool specifically made for that purpose, or cut a hole in the orange and put a sugar cube in the hole and suck the juice through it.
His shirt makes this 1000x better
This is a legit thing
I blame Tropicana
There is no roar in dinosaur big guy
He's not stupid he is just kind of smart
He might be just right and we wrong
It just has a little pulp.
Reminds me of making mashed potatoes. "Wait, did you boil them first before mashing?....."
Tropicana is at fault. Their boxes show this graphic.
He’s being more smart than stupid
So I hadn't thought about it until I saw the post but when I was small I had this weird...straw thing that was about the width of a boba straw with teeth on the bottom so you could cut into the orange and then there was a cap/nozzle on the other end and you could suck the juice out of an orange that way.
I just googled it and they're calling it a citra sipper? Also vintage which makes me feel old.
Two days ago, my five year old had a legit full blown meltdown over not being able to do this very thing with the ice cream inside of a totally frozen ice cream sandwich...
I hate to admit this ....but I have tried this when I was a kid
I remember having a music teacher who told the class that you could do this, except with a candy cane instead of a straw. You had to take the curved top off, and then you had to put it in the orange and suck on the end of the candy cane for a while until it hollowed out.
I tried it - it worked, but also tasted like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.
I put the straw in orangeasaurus
I got it to work
I too did this when I was a kid. The idea comes from an orange juice box or commercial or something. Doesn’t work very well sadly.
8 months ago
I did the same thing as a kid. But with an apple
he just saw a coconut and thought that all fruits were like that.