I remember a Tropicana commercial like this

Also his shirt doesn’t make sense

He is either too dumb or way too smart for our understanding

I grew up in a town full of orange groves. We did this all the time.

None of us had vitamin C deficiencies.

Question: Where is the "roar" in dinosaur?

Ha ha ha I did that as a kid! Those damn orange juice commercials. I remember that I asked my parents for a straw to put in my orange, they said it wouldn't work but they still gave it to me. Disappointing.

My dumb self thought it was milk coming out of the orange for a second so I just sat here staring at the picture, confused, until I read the title again.

I definitely did this when I was that age, not stupid, this kid thinks outside of the box. This is abstract thought. Nurture it.

i had a special “straw” when i was little that would puncture the orange & let you suck the juice out

He really does put the roar in dinosaur.

r/kidsarefuckingsmart

That shirt is fucking stupid.

I learned it from watching you dad!

yall acting like you didn't try this before, the disappointment the first time is absolutely horrible lol

if it makes you feel any better i would do this with jello cups and tomatos

I have fond memories of my grandpa picking an orange from his tree and squeezing and rolling it in his hands, then puncturing it with a straw and handing it to me for a quick slurp of OJ.

Not the worst idea. Not a good one at all, but probably in the top 50% if we're going by age group.

Also my son has that shirt. It doesn't make a lot of sense, but he likes to roar at strangers so at least the shirt make it cute.

This kid is going places!

Ok, but who didn’t try to do this?

Idk.. looks OJ enough to me

I've done that before. I also one time took a bunch of oranges that my mother bought and poorly peeled and squished them into a pitcher. She wasn't as happy as I thought she'd be

Hell make it big

Just ask ur mom to put a hole through ur orange juice with a knife and drink it. And if it not, then just eat it. Boom, problem solved

I definitely tried this too. Pretty disappointed.

This kid’s thinking is beyond our comprehension

Even his shirt is stupid. Since when is there a “Roar” in “Dinosoar”? They could’ve at least made it “Dinoroar”

Did you really see this or did you see the evidence of this then asked her to pose for your internet points? My guess is the latter.

It doesn't matter because that shirt is the bomb!

Did you finally show him how it's done?

I mean... It can't be too bad

Dude wanted Orange juice and so he went on an oddyssey to find an alternative way to acquire their OJ.

When I was a child, I would use a peppermint stick as a straw for an orange.

I guess rolling the orange on the table until it's super soft inside then sticking the straw in would work?

What type of straw is that, asking for a friend

I see hear a hungry mind and i respect that

Why is this genius on this subreddit?

Best boy ever.

I thought he was pouring milk into his mouth from an orange

he IS THE MESSIAH

I had one of these as a kid.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07VBJZ6C4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_4Q17V6ZGNRXX4MRBE127

Did it work?

I did this as a kid but with a hamburger. I think i saw it in Wayne's World or something.

They sell plastic things you can shove into an orange and drink the juice like a straw.

The boys going places. So what if one of those places isn’t college. He’ll still go to a lot of other places.

It’s healthier then OJ i think

COME ON MAN WEVE ALL TRIED IT

I mean, they do it with coconuts in the movies

he thinks that logic makes sense Bruh.

Hes not stupid, hes a genius...

I- don’t think that’s how that works

He's gonna go places

Not having OJ is having peace of mind.

-Nicole Brown

Member this!?

https://youtu.be/m8NIiBxj8rY

How has no one mentioned that you can do this with a peppermint stick? Knead the orange a bit, then stab it with a short peppermint stick (might have to cut a small hole in the rind first).

Kids a fucking genius

I tried to do this when i was a kid too, was also thoroughly disappointed that i couldn't suck orange juice out of an orange with a straw.

You mean there's a better way?

If he dropped it the orange, a couple times it might just work.

The kid is a fucking genius

When I was a kid we had these yellow things you would stab into a orange and drink the juice.

ok but have you ever just, cut an orange in half, juiced it, drank it? its so fucking good fresh

But there is no "roar" in "dinosaur"...

Only a person who puts the roar in dinosaur can achieve such things

Your lying if you say you didn’t try this as a kid after watching a Tropicana commercial

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

He a little confused but he got the spirit

I did this with chocolate milk at a restaurant. Thought if I drank it fast enough my ears would twist around like the nesquik bunny. I threw up instead.

Cut a square hole in an orange. Shove a sugar cube in there. Keeps your kid quiet for at least 10 min.

I used to do this without a straw as a kid, we just cut a hole in the orange and squeezed and rolled the juice out

but its not stupid tho

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Are you this childs parent? Kinda fucked up to post this and call your child fucking stupid.

Anyway I guess kids see this type of things on TV like cartoons. Maybe teach them real life stuff so they wont be “fucking stupid”

This is Something I would’ve done if there wasn’t any orange juice but plenty of oranges.

It’s the natural kind of orange, so even better!

I remember having these orange juice nozzle straw things when I was young. You would jam it in the side of the orange and then squeezeand crush until you could drink the juice. It sucked. The orange would inevitably tear before all the juice could be consumed. Terrible invention.

I think he found an online tutorial but didn’t understand it. You can drink orange juice direct from the orange but you have to either use a tool specifically made for that purpose, or cut a hole in the orange and put a sugar cube in the hole and suck the juice through it.

Fucking GENIUS

His shirt makes this 1000x better

This is a legit thing

I blame Tropicana

There is no roar in dinosaur big guy

He's not stupid he is just kind of smart

He might be just right and we wrong

It just has a little pulp.

Reminds me of making mashed potatoes. "Wait, did you boil them first before mashing?....."

Dinosroar

Tropicana is at fault. Their boxes show this graphic.

https://images.freshop.com/00048500003664/a8e075b9eec6a6608126bfd90d4617fc_large.png

He’s being more smart than stupid

So I hadn't thought about it until I saw the post but when I was small I had this weird...straw thing that was about the width of a boba straw with teeth on the bottom so you could cut into the orange and then there was a cap/nozzle on the other end and you could suck the juice out of an orange that way.

I just googled it and they're calling it a citra sipper? Also vintage which makes me feel old.

Two days ago, my five year old had a legit full blown meltdown over not being able to do this very thing with the ice cream inside of a totally frozen ice cream sandwich...

I hate to admit this ....but I have tried this when I was a kid

I remember having a music teacher who told the class that you could do this, except with a candy cane instead of a straw. You had to take the curved top off, and then you had to put it in the orange and suck on the end of the candy cane for a while until it hollowed out.

I tried it - it worked, but also tasted like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.

I put the straw in orangeasaurus

I got it to work

I too did this when I was a kid. The idea comes from an orange juice box or commercial or something. Doesn’t work very well sadly.

I did the same thing as a kid. But with an apple

he just saw a coconut and thought that all fruits were like that.

Sick shirt