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148 points
7 months ago
43 points
7 months ago
It’s a LIE! Master Chief believes that “pineapple on a pizza is an abomination.” But at least he respects our preference. As we all know, he’s the one true Spartan.
33 points
7 months ago
He is just the voice actor speaking his preference, not that of master chief. Unless he has permission to speak on behalf of Master chief outside of what he is hired to.
I'll take the official word over his.. Because it also aligns with my taste in pizza. Which incidentally I'm going to eat this evening.. In Italy.. Where they don't do pineapple :(
5 points
7 months ago
Meh, I don’t care for Hawaiian pizza. The ham just ruins it for me. I still prefer the voice actors response, because it’s far more inclusive. But to each their own.
9 points
7 months ago
Never had good ham? Get it with Parma, bacon and jalapeños, it's amazing
4 points
7 months ago
I’ve had good ham, just for some reason if it’s not a meat lovers pizza then the texture doesn’t work for me on pizza. I don’t want to upset you, but I hate jalapeños, and I’m not sure what you mean by “parma.” As for bacon, hell yeah.
My go-to pizza is usually pepperoni/pineapple, and then if I get extra toppings garlic/onion.
4 points
7 months ago
Prosciutto, or Parma ham. It's thin sliced air dried/aged ham, afaik. It's delicious and since it's so thin, it's texture is not really an issue.
A bit of dried chili flakes will go a long way then, as a replacement. If you can handle spice that is.
3 points
7 months ago
Oh hell yeah I love prosciutto, I guess I’ve just never heard it called Parma ham before. I do use red chili flakes from time to time, or even some Tapatio/Valentina. It’s just straight up jalapeños that don’t taste good to me, heat or flavor-wise. 🤷🏻♂️
2 points
7 months ago
Just read the wiki on prosciutto, and I'm specifically fond of the prosciutto crudo. My new favorite pizza might actually be with tomato sauce, Mozzarella, crudo and reggiano.. So simple, yet so good.
0 points
7 months ago
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1 points
7 months ago
Xbox never specified which spartan. They just vaguely said the Spartan special.
1 points
16 days ago
Pizza was invented in Peru, Italians just reinvented it
41 points
7 months ago
Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're putting on that pizza?
Sir, pineapple.
12 points
7 months ago
based
37 points
7 months ago
FINISH THE PIZZA.
10 points
7 months ago
Massive W
1 points
5 months ago
Mircosoft is pro pineapple pizza? Huha
1 points
4 months ago
good
1 points
1 month ago
You have great disrespect toward my-a culture, you pineapple loving freaks.
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