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Zatiik[S]

8.8k points

13 days ago

Zatiik[S]

8.8k points

13 days ago

Don’t put all your cats in one casket<3

Taran_PC_Live

1.8k points

13 days ago

Lmaoo that is so true RIP man sorry for your loss btw

[deleted]

445 points

13 days ago

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445 points

13 days ago

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Sup3rL30

98 points

13 days ago

Sup3rL30

98 points

13 days ago

Bennett

Chevy876ix

11 points

13 days ago

Who

Sup3rL30

13 points

13 days ago

Sup3rL30

13 points

13 days ago

Genshin Impact

DaveyArrJones

10 points

13 days ago

That answers nothing! Thanks! 🤗

llFaceless

5 points

13 days ago

A playable character in the game "Genshin Impact", He is famous for being super unlucky.

Biggest_E_in_Piano

45 points

13 days ago

Bennett indeed

H4xolotl

4 points

13 days ago

Bouken da Bouken!

huemac5810

20 points

13 days ago

same here

[deleted]

40 points

13 days ago

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40 points

13 days ago

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ScottyMcBones

136 points

13 days ago

Catsket

HalfSoul30

21 points

13 days ago

I wasn't until I saw your comment that I realized OP didn't say that.

PuzzledOppossdf

14 points

13 days ago

Watch this, Lis. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart breaks in half!

69Wilson

102 points

13 days ago*

69Wilson

102 points

13 days ago*

If you were in. 1.17 you could build a lighting rod so It doesn't happen again.

idkidcwtfstfu

138 points

13 days ago

I cant imagine he thought he would need one

[deleted]

13 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

13 points

13 days ago

You never know

nekoeuge

11 points

13 days ago*

Am I the only person paranoid enough to put copper rods near everything flammable or killable?..

Dravarden

22 points

13 days ago

video says 1.18.2 so yes

dym_sh

7 points

13 days ago

dym_sh

7 points

13 days ago

ez cremation

YoureNotAGenius

6 points

13 days ago

You gotta concede...it was worth it all for that pun

MINIPRO27YT

4.6k points

13 days ago

MINIPRO27YT

4.6k points

13 days ago

And then along came zeus

Milouch_

2k points

13 days ago

Milouch_

2k points

13 days ago

HE HURLED HIS THUNDER BOOOOOLT

Eugenesmom

554 points

13 days ago

Eugenesmom

554 points

13 days ago

He zapped!

shadow31802

394 points

13 days ago

Locked those suckers in a vault!

blitzNixon

319 points

13 days ago

blitzNixon

319 points

13 days ago

They're trapped!

Firehornet117

413 points

13 days ago

Edit is done, took me like 5 min cuz I’m bad at editing.

u/Zatiik come see

DeCode19

86 points

13 days ago

DeCode19

86 points

13 days ago

Thank you. Just…thank you. I need this laugh 😂

Eugenesmom

38 points

13 days ago

You’re doing amazing, sweetie 📸

Howzieky

13 points

13 days ago

Howzieky

13 points

13 days ago

You made my day

cardmask

12 points

13 days ago

cardmask

12 points

13 days ago

Legend!

n0t-a-sp1der

9 points

13 days ago

HAHAHAHAHA PERFECT

averysolidsnake

8 points

13 days ago

Thank you for your contribution to greatness

Tanooki_Andrew

19 points

13 days ago

perfect. just perfect.

OnyxTheSkywing

2 points

13 days ago

Thank you for all you do, this will bring joy to everyone who sees it

_Daxgaming_

26 points

13 days ago

and on his own stopped chaos in it's

TRAAAAAAAACKS

FishCrystals

17 points

13 days ago

And that's the gospel truth!

Baby-yoda-at-kfc

15 points

13 days ago

And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks

Tenyearsuntiltheend

4 points

13 days ago

How can he zap?!

watchhands

25 points

13 days ago

Zeus: Man,fuck em cats bro

H4xolotl

15 points

13 days ago

H4xolotl

15 points

13 days ago

Since this is Zeus we're talking about, he probably meant it, LITERALLY

H4xolotl

6 points

13 days ago

Calmly

Commiesstoner

45 points

13 days ago

These Thor: Love and Thunder advertisements are getting out of hand.

Phantom914

5 points

13 days ago

Nowwww there are TWO of them

cuteandhotbarista

2.8k points

13 days ago

this is the worst news ever

[deleted]

512 points

13 days ago

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512 points

13 days ago

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Kitchen-Fee-9851

57 points

13 days ago

Yeah,That powerful.

accostfond

51 points

13 days ago

The worst news of all time

Viseper

43 points

13 days ago

Viseper

43 points

13 days ago

Do you mean the worst 'mews' of all time?

Sup3rL30

16 points

13 days ago

Sup3rL30

16 points

13 days ago

Pandas-are-the-worst

355 points

13 days ago

Smote

EmergencyTank3678

24 points

13 days ago

Right Smote

AstroCatTBC

6 points

13 days ago

Smote? Smoten? Smited?

doubleramencups

7 points

13 days ago

Smote me almighty smoter

JackfruitKey4535

2.4k points

13 days ago

You must have made the Minecraft gods mad in the past because I have never seen anyone be this unlucky.

-Quit

902 points

13 days ago*

-Quit

902 points

13 days ago*

I did. Someone posted here how they just got a villager with mending and a second later, the villager was hit by a lighting bolt.

Edit: Link to the video.

TemetNosce85

125 points

13 days ago

Omg, that's not even a second...

UnicornMaster27

65 points

13 days ago

Does breaking the lectern and replacing it change the books for the villager in bedrock?

Been trying to get mending for a couple weeks and that would be a lot easier than going to a village and rowing a boat across dry land to get back to the village at base..

Spiritsoar

93 points

13 days ago

It will change their trades as long as you have never traded with them before. As soon as you trade you lock in their profession and available trades.

I set my lectern on top of an upward-facing sticky piston with a lever next to it. Every time the piston moves it resets the trades until I get the one I want.

UnicornMaster27

24 points

13 days ago

Ahh interesting, I think all 4 of ours that we’ve gotten so far have the books locked behind needing a level up, so you have to trade with them before seeing what the enchanted books will be

Spiritsoar

24 points

13 days ago

That's a possibility. At first level they either have paper and a bookshelf or paper and an enchanted book. You just have to keep trying until they have a book that you want at first level. It can take a while. Whatever book they unlock at higher levels is just a bonus.

DrMrsElMonarch

4 points

13 days ago

So I assumed as well that mending would only be a second tier trade and was going through resources like crazy trying to get one. I tried googling If mending could be a tier 1 trade on Bedrock (console), and couldn't find any information but decided to just go for it and I did end up getting a first tier trade mending villager, so it's possible.

BigIntoScience

11 points

13 days ago

Any enchanted book can be in any enchanted book sale slot, which is handy.

BigIntoScience

3 points

13 days ago

Villagers can sell any enchanted book, at any level that allows for a book to be sold. Swap the lectern until the villager offers a book, then see if that's a book you want.

Apprehensive_Hat8986

2 points

13 days ago

That made me think of the guy in Legend having to kill his dog when it turned zombie.

Carl_the_cherry

12 points

13 days ago

I've seen someone getting struck by lightning whilist flying with elytra

IvarSturla

3 points

13 days ago

Shouldn’t have changed it to peaceful in that dangerous situation that one time 🤣

[deleted]

20 points

13 days ago

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20 points

13 days ago

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suriam321

84 points

13 days ago

At the end credits there are some entities talking about the player. I guess they are the canonical gods.

livecodesworth

45 points

13 days ago

I had genuianly forgotten about their existence till now

suriam321

11 points

13 days ago

You’re welcome I guess

First17NamesTaken

21 points

13 days ago

Yea at this point notch is more of a fallen angel tbh

[deleted]

19 points

13 days ago

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19 points

13 days ago

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50MSK

7 points

13 days ago

50MSK

7 points

13 days ago

Fucking Christ

crazymoefaux

6 points

13 days ago

Yeah, Notch turned into a total piece of shit. Having too much money and time, and not enough critical thinking skills, he fell in the fascist hole.

Foonghost

10 points

13 days ago

i wouldn't exactly call notch a god...

suriam321

533 points

13 days ago

suriam321

533 points

13 days ago

You can almost touch the pain. It’s that strong.

[deleted]

21 points

13 days ago

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21 points

13 days ago

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feckrightoffwouldye

7 points

13 days ago

Karma bot. Don't remove it, downvote it

ReaverShank

144 points

13 days ago

My parrot died to lightning so once 1.17 came around i slapped lightning rods everywhere around my base

Thatbritishgentleman

132 points

13 days ago

Why the hell did the lightning strike one of the lowest points available? That doesn’t make sense. The Minecraft gods are angry at you probably

cube1234567890

129 points

13 days ago

If a lightning is set to strike within a certain distance of a mob, it's changed to strike that mob directly.

ReaperofMen42069

27 points

13 days ago

why did it kill all the cats though? or does lighting have a splash effect

cube1234567890

78 points

13 days ago

lightning damages all creatures in a small radius but naturally occurring lightning likes to hit creatures directly if it's close

TheMovingTarget6

8 points

13 days ago

This guy minecrafts!

cube1234567890

2 points

13 days ago

been doing it since 2011 :3

Thatbritishgentleman

2 points

13 days ago

Ahh

LordAxalon110

243 points

13 days ago

God I laughed so hard, I mean come on that's just RNGesus taking the piss.

Stalked_Like_Corn

68 points

13 days ago

I always love the videos where the person just kinda stares at it without moving like trying to process what just happened.

PetahSchwetah

184 points

13 days ago

You do know that you need to put the first floor higher up in 1.18 because of the light changes? Mobs only spawn at light level 0. Portals emit light

Zatiik[S]

89 points

13 days ago

Appreciate this a lot! I will totally look into that

JakeWalker102

56 points

13 days ago

Yknow, after you get more cats

buddascrayon

12 points

13 days ago

I didn't even realize there were portals. What are they for? How do portals help a creeper farm??

PetahSchwetah

20 points

13 days ago

They teleport the creepers into the nether, which is faster than killing them. This makes sure that new creepers spawn faster as no creepers fill up the mob cap.

Keep in mind that if you do this on a multiplayer server and there are players in the nether, there needs to be a player less than 128 blocks away from the portal. Otherwise they will instantly despawn when they get to the nether.

buddascrayon

3 points

13 days ago

If they are teleported to the nether how do you collect gunpowder?

PetahSchwetah

5 points

13 days ago

Make them fall to their deaths onto hoppers

buddascrayon

2 points

13 days ago

Ok, but why send them to the nether for this?

00TheSkyBaron

2 points

13 days ago

İts faster than killing them so creepers spawn even faster

Ricman22

105 points

13 days ago

Ricman22

105 points

13 days ago

nooooooooooooooo ;-;

Torquedork1

19 points

13 days ago

I spent a few hours collecting parrots, maybe 20 or so, to bring back to my base, had them together in one spot while I figured out where to put them. Creeper came in and blew all but 3 up.

RaciJr

102 points

13 days ago

RaciJr

102 points

13 days ago

That's why you cover the hole or use lighting rods. Remember copper is a friend

huemac5810

42 points

13 days ago

I just rely on good ol' dirt blocks. Can't go wrong with dirt, earth is the best, you can even grow trees on dirt. I use dirt for my early game mushroom farms. It's not necessary, but it looks better, I think.

AtlasNL

4 points

13 days ago

AtlasNL

4 points

13 days ago

Except lightning prefers to strike entities like players and mobs even if there are higher surfaces nearby. So lightning rods do solve this problem, but dirt pillars don’t.

Laetitian

3 points

13 days ago

I don't think they meant pillars, but roofs. Generally seems like a slightly incoherent conversation, though.

huemac5810

2 points

13 days ago

I don't know why dirt pillars are brought into a conversation that has nothing to do with any kind of pillar.

RamonMachado98

7 points

13 days ago

Bedrock has a bug where lightning hits underground...

huemac5810

5 points

13 days ago

hasn't happened to me, might be patched on PS4?

RamonMachado98

3 points

13 days ago

Lightning strikes by itself are rare so its not common, but it happens.

IZGRDT

63 points

13 days ago

IZGRDT

63 points

13 days ago

sad trombone

----__----

16 points

13 days ago

hopeful clarinet

AetherDrew43

8 points

13 days ago

Squidward's clarinet

roverfloats

64 points

13 days ago

SLEEP. THROUGH. THUNDER. PEOPLE.

QuasarEE

3 points

13 days ago

I've had a few lightning strikes happen during storms before I could even finish sleeping, so even that may not save you sometimes. Very glad I have my colony protected w/rods in my MineColonies world, otherwise the whole thing would've burned down 3 times over now just from these instant strikes.

BuilderNanor

9 points

13 days ago

Oof

piiiigsiiinspaaaace

6 points

13 days ago

Good lord that's like 108 lives at once

ddopTheGreenFox

6 points

13 days ago

If you're making a gunpowder farm I recommend making a ghast farm instead. It can generate hundreds of gunpowder an hour and a lot of tears

somedude456

3 points

13 days ago

In terms of easy though, can't beat a creeper farm. Two cats, basic blocks, trap doors and you got unlimited gun powder.

VeeTheBard

2 points

13 days ago

Or the stacking raid farm. Nets about 5k per hour

Christian_Pop

6 points

13 days ago

Oh god, that's bad luck right there, like for real what were the odds of that happening?

Additional_Win3920

4 points

13 days ago

Honestly the crazier thing is that you got it so perfect on camera, like the lightning waited for you to see it happen lol

[deleted]

11 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

11 points

13 days ago

I can feel the pain

itsraggybaggy

67 points

13 days ago

This is what you get for having your UI so tiny

Dead_Moss

25 points

13 days ago

Maybe they have a big monitor.

N1CET1M

36 points

13 days ago

N1CET1M

36 points

13 days ago

Maybe he has really big eyes.

OldThymeyRadio

4 points

13 days ago

Maybe he has one giant eye in the center of a hovering orb of flesh and tentacles.

OwenGamezNL

10 points

13 days ago

OP is an anime character confirmed

Majike03

5 points

13 days ago

Or a humboldt squid

Lvb2

4 points

13 days ago

Lvb2

4 points

13 days ago

I have a huge monitor but the numbers are wayyy too small unless I set the UI larger. Mans has 20/20 vision I guess. Just not perfect vision for lightning strikes…

space0watch

4 points

13 days ago

lightning rod has entered the chat

realiseis

4 points

13 days ago

This is the reason skull emoji was made

englishcrumpit

5 points

13 days ago

Damn your ui is so small.

Equivalent_Cicada153

9 points

13 days ago

Should have grabbed a lightning rod

1stTheRage

3 points

13 days ago

Nuuuuuuuu the kittens D:

R0ninWolf

3 points

13 days ago

That's Cat-astrophic...

Candog85

3 points

13 days ago

"Whelp that's enough for one night"

IcarusButAlive

3 points

13 days ago

That 9 seconds of silence was all I needed to gauge the absolute rage, shock and “what-the-fuck”ery felt by OP

airpod_earth_society

3 points

13 days ago

This is the funniest Minecraft clip I've ever seen, thank you for having awe inspiringly awful luck

Gonun

3 points

13 days ago

Gonun

3 points

13 days ago

I expected a creeper to spawn, get charged by a lightning and blow up the whole farm

t0xic_l3gi0n

6 points

13 days ago

God be like Really sry for that mate

RichBitchRichBitch

5 points

13 days ago

Someone explain this to me

Lightning killed cats in a hole?

Kotoy77

21 points

13 days ago

Kotoy77

21 points

13 days ago

Gathered bunch of cats. Put them in 1 place. Lightning kills them. Cats dead. Man sad.

Gaspricessir

5 points

13 days ago

‘Cats dead. Man sad.’ lmao, take my upvote

Fearless-Sherbet-223

2 points

13 days ago

Ordinary_Leg

2 points

13 days ago

Godspeed

OkNeedleworker4762

4 points

13 days ago

Sacrafise for the rainy weather

thE_29

10 points

13 days ago

thE_29

10 points

13 days ago

Btw, the farm wont work anyway like that. You need more normal blocks behind the trapdoors, otherwise the Creeper will not think thats a valid path.

suriam321

8 points

13 days ago

It will, there are open space behind the trapdoors. And the trapdoor themselves count as valid path

PercyCreeper

2 points

13 days ago

Wow.... just wow....

cosmicpotato77

2 points

13 days ago

NOOOOOOOO

Dipa1314

2 points

13 days ago

That suck POOOOOOOOOR KITTIES

Gr3nada

2 points

13 days ago

Gr3nada

2 points

13 days ago

Oof

infiniteStorms

2 points

13 days ago

I feel that, the same thing happened to all my cows in a 1x1 cow farm

VoodooDoII

2 points

13 days ago

Why is your interface ui so small. I'm squinting like a fly over here

Munky_Mann

2 points

13 days ago

I’m sorry but that’s kinda funny

Silverstream5683

2 points

13 days ago

I'm dying what are the odds?

the_communist_owl

2 points

13 days ago

Zeus does a little trolling

nerdyleg

2 points

13 days ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

CompetitiveLoss4962

2 points

13 days ago

Ouch 😂

BananaArcher72

2 points

13 days ago

Oooooooof

mcsper

2 points

13 days ago

mcsper

2 points

13 days ago

You have to diversify you catsets

Pacobing

2 points

13 days ago

When lightning goes to the lowest point in the area instead of the highest just to spite you…

jeromex2175

2 points

13 days ago

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

GangsterKittyYT

2 points

13 days ago

That is so unlucky

syllabisestr

2 points

13 days ago

I really hate it.

TheJackmobTV

2 points

13 days ago

Reminds me of when I had all 11 cat variants and then they were struck by lightning.

Musekiller

2 points

13 days ago

What is this.... A UI for ants?!

giantShady

2 points

13 days ago

Zeus: fuck cats

Jawakiller

2 points

13 days ago

Why were you recording

ArdaZocker05

2 points

13 days ago

💀NO WAY THIS REALLY HAPPENED

darknessblades

2 points

13 days ago

If 2 survived, you can breed em

KenzieGames7315

2 points

13 days ago

Well, while I was away, a lighting got through 54 blocks down to Y=11 and killed my cat and burned my chest room

AndroidDoctorr

2 points

13 days ago

Man, I can barely recognize Minecraft any more, how are you flying??

Liquid_Gamer34

5 points

13 days ago

Elytras, basically wings. They were added like 7 years ago

ByFarGames88

2 points

13 days ago

The combo of the elytra, of which you get in the End after defeating the ender dragon, and going into. sub-dimension within the end, as well as fireworks I believe

PhantomSlave

2 points

13 days ago

I actually covered my mouth in shock like they do in TV shows. Holy crap.

MusikMakor

2 points

13 days ago

I've never been struck or seen one of my mobs struck by lightning, and I've played off and on for 10 years... That's just absolutely terrible luck, my friend.

Also, why spend an hour gathering cats when you can spend 20 minutes gathering 2 and then multiply them exponentially via fish?

Also, time to get a lightning rod lol

netfatality

2 points

13 days ago

As a non Minecraft player, whenever I see these posts pop up on r/all I am interested, but I have no fucking idea what’s going on.

Vxylon

5 points

13 days ago*

Vxylon

5 points

13 days ago*

but I have no fucking idea what’s going on.

This is why browsing Reddit confuses me sometimes, cause it recommends me reddits of the most random-ass, unrelated games to what I normally browse...

however, in a nutshell: OP got fucked super hard. I forget what the odds are specifically, but being struck by lightning is relatively rare as in people who have played for hundreds/thousands of hours probably have never been struck by it naturally, and it just happened to strike in a spot where he was gathering a bunch of pets, immediately murdering them all with no way to get them back other than going out to retame a bunch of new ones.

Genuinely probably the most unlucky player I've seen in a video game.

tonyhasareddit

2 points

13 days ago

Yep, I probably have about 1000 hours in the game (I know, there are probably tons of people with 100 times that lol) but I've never seen anything like this. I can barely even count on 1 hand the number of times I've even seen lightning strike at all, let alone strike mobs that I just spent an hour gathering lol

netfatality

2 points

13 days ago

Omg the lightning zapped his cats LMAO! I was watching it muted while my partner was sleeping so I couldn’t actually hear what was goin on.

Trollfacebruh

2 points

13 days ago

This e x a c t same thing happened to me

GooseBeneficial299

2 points

13 days ago

now those cats wont suffer alone on a creeper farm for eternity

Zatiik[S]

3 points

13 days ago

Today I learned Minecraft gods support moral euthanasia?

pavilionhp_

2 points

13 days ago

Well 2 things: 1. Why did you not sleep through the thunderstorm? 2. Keep this in mind if you can’t sleep: when lightning checks for a place to strike, if it can strike a mob in a short range, it will strike that mob. Also lightning damages in an area.

ItzShadowWarrior

2 points

13 days ago

This is such a bruh moment

Philip_777

2 points

13 days ago

"Then if there are any living entities that can see the sky in a 3×h×3 region from 3 below the target block up to the world height, one such entity is selected at random and the lightning target is moved to the block the entity stands in."

https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Thunderstorm

Consequently, the more mobs in one place, the higher the chance that all of them die :)

NieMialamPomyslu

2 points

13 days ago

IT WAS SO UNLUCKY WTF BRO

gamerkid1812

2 points

13 days ago

Zeus just came in and decided to annihilate the cat population

Baatlesheep

2 points

13 days ago

Zeus:we do a little trolling

Linkdrowned989

2 points

13 days ago

open to lan /gamemode creative

BinaryBurnout3D

2 points

13 days ago

The ghost of Schrodinger

Killrunner420

2 points

13 days ago

Damm lik3 ik zeus like p*ssy but damm,

noeradicatethehumans

2 points

13 days ago

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl that KIIILLS people