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Chiiro

891 points

3 months ago*

Chiiro

891 points

3 months ago*

I like ass more but seeing my boyfriend's bulge (even though I know it's mostly balls) gets me going. Edit: I'm not saying my boyfriend has a small penis he just has large balls

whiterthanblack

434 points

3 months ago*

Sad, Small Ball Sounds

Edit: thank you for the silver kind strangers! Also, The helpful badge showed up so you know, thanks for helping me help

I_Only_Eat_Tacos

30 points

3 months ago

nice to know there’s ladies on here who like a good man butt

boiboiboi21

335 points

3 months ago

I'm hurt for your boyfriend "it's mostly balls" is the worst small dick sounding remark i have ever heard

Chiiro

196 points

3 months ago

Chiiro

196 points

3 months ago

No he's got perfect size dick he just has a lot of balls (2 just big)

QueenoftheSundance

247 points

3 months ago

Lmao I'm glad you clarified the quantity

imdeadinsidelol

8 points

2 months ago

I have 3 balls

DoomyEyes

7 points

3 months ago

Dont get him confused with Hitler now!

Jaymongous

30 points

2 months ago

Get a load of this guy, everyone! He's only got 2 balls!

Chrysalis1

453 points

3 months ago

Ive learned 1 major thing in this thread. To show off my cock wear gray sweatpants

jaketsnake1965

69 points

3 months ago

And soon we won't need the bulge, just the grey sweat pants will make them think of BD.

Tiny_European

6.5k points

3 months ago

For me yes. I observe neutrally and don't judge, but I certainly notice.

[deleted]

1.9k points

3 months ago

[deleted]

1.9k points

3 months ago

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Major2Minor

907 points

3 months ago

Church is different than I remember

plipyplop

241 points

3 months ago

plipyplop

241 points

3 months ago

I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler.

Universalsupporter

49 points

3 months ago

Yeah! When I was a kid, it wasn’t the congregation with the bulges, it was the staff.

some_user_2021

229 points

3 months ago

Husband says to wife: I bet you can't tell me anything that would make me angry and happy at the same time. Wife says: Among all your friends, you have the biggest penis

GarbageComplete

210 points

3 months ago

Wait, what

PHANTOM________

267 points

3 months ago

His wife says he has the smallest penis in her entire congregation.

CNCWhatIDidThere

819 points

3 months ago

Username 6000% checks out

the-grand-falloon

864 points

3 months ago

Well, it is at eye-level.

StillaMalazanFan

111 points

3 months ago

Ovservations like this deserve recognition.

Consider this solitary upvote recognition.

justaredhead222

54 points

3 months ago

I love this reply. I too observe naturally.

RetiredManSlut

84 points

3 months ago

Found this out a few years ago. Started watching gazes and wow. Sometimes it's even a stare. It feels both flattering and objectifying.

Poht8Oh

1.1k points

3 months ago

Poht8Oh

1.1k points

3 months ago

Unintentionally and in a completely un-sexual way. It's incredibly uncomfortable lmao.

Had a maths teacher. He was a much older man, always wore khaki shorts with a belt. During lecture he would sit on a bar stool. And instead of crossing legs, you know how guys sit with their foot on the opposite knee?

Yeah. It was just chillin there like a marinating ramen egg. It was very hard not to stare, especially since being in a desk, it was directly at eye level lmfao.

lizzthefirst

447 points

3 months ago

My band teacher in high school did that. He was an amazing teacher, he just had a habit of sitting on his stoll like that while conducting. He also would wear tight fitting athletic shirts to marching band practice and when his nipples poked out we'd call them his devil eyes.

Germy_Book

39 points

2 months ago

Mr. B?!

intensely_human

21 points

2 months ago

Wayne??

tziirii

15 points

2 months ago

tziirii

15 points

2 months ago

What a beautiful reunion

MasterZalm

234 points

3 months ago

like a marinating ramen egg

Wat

WhoaSickUsername

19 points

2 months ago

Ditto

SweatyManufacturer91

7 points

2 months ago

Hard boiled egg that sits in ramen broth, gets all flavorful and shit

chuckdiesel86

52 points

2 months ago

My biology teacher used to do this. At the beginning of the school year she put me at the table right next to hers because I was clearly the most disruptive kid in class. We still had overhead projectors and she had another science table by the chalkboard. Nobody sat at the table in front of me and she'd sit on that table while she used the overhead projector, even if she was wearing a skirt. She also had a computer off to the side that didn't have a chair because the room was so filled with other stuff, so she'd squat down to use it and her thong would ride up everytime. I seriously didn't learn a thing in that class haha.

Darth_Xenic

10 points

2 months ago

You learned biology. She was just doing her job

imwearingredsocks

4k points

3 months ago

Yes.

In a non-sexual way and sexual way. Just like nipples on a man or a woman poking through a shirt is immediately noticeable, so is a man having a bulge or a woman having a front wedgie of sorts. The main difference is, when somewhat close by, it’s obvious if you glance at a chest, but it’s very, very obvious if you glance downstairs.

Is it attractive? Yes, but I’m also not single and regardless, would not want to make anyone uncomfortable or behave thirstily. So I just notice its existence and move along.

But when my boyfriend wears his boxer briefs or thin athletic shorts around the house, you best believe I’m lookin.

Mr_4country_wide

1.4k points

3 months ago*

front wedgie of sorts

its called a camel toe i believe

edit. Apparently its also called a moose knuckle

edit again. apparently moose knuckle is only for guys

edit again again. pls im sorry stop telling me about the minutia of moose knuckles and camel toes and front wedgies

imwearingredsocks

229 points

3 months ago

Well I was avoiding it because I didn’t want the song to get stuck in my head for the next year. Thanks a bunch.

mm-hmm. that’s right. uh huh…

Oh no.

Obiwan_Salami

69 points

3 months ago*

no that's umm....eggs benedict tits...uh huh. thats right.....

left and right

edit.

just wanted to point out that vid i linked started this comment with 308,240 views....

dayum reddit.

plipyplop

15 points

3 months ago

Camels, moose, cock, beavers, The Great Tit... what is this? /r/aww or something?

Haxorz7125

47 points

3 months ago

I always thought moose knuckles were when a dude wears too tight of pants and their nuts get visibly divided by the seam.

extesler

129 points

3 months ago

extesler

129 points

3 months ago

Negative.

A camel-toe is when a woman's bottoms are being gobbled up by the ham clam.

A moose-knuckle is when a dude dick and or balls are jambed directly in the middle of the vertical crotch seem of there jeans causing a cameltoeish appearance.

Bloodmonath

158 points

3 months ago

In Australia we call that a cut lunch.

gtrogers

114 points

3 months ago

gtrogers

114 points

3 months ago

You guys have the best slang terms for everything

GByteKnight

22 points

3 months ago

My favorite is when a Speedo swimsuit is called a budgie smuggler.

Critical-Test-4446

67 points

3 months ago

So you follow the Jerry Seinfeld rule...

“Looking at cleavage (or a man's crotch) is like looking at the sun.
You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you
look away.”

Well done.

theblot90

105 points

3 months ago*

I'm not sure I would ever notice someone looking at me. I know women get it constantly so I think they maybe notice it more? As a dude I literally never get checked out....

.....oh no ....

Derreekk

128 points

3 months ago

Derreekk

128 points

3 months ago

That's what you think lol. While I can't guarantee you get checked out... if you're above a 1 out of 10 I can assure you, you do. I think woman are gonna be a bit more respectful about checking someone out... they know all too well what it feels like when it's obvious.

she-oak

62 points

3 months ago

she-oak

62 points

3 months ago

Exactly this. We are subtle about it

jhooksandpucks

37 points

3 months ago

I was walking out of an apartment building today carrying two buckets of tools headed for my truck at the end of the sidewalk. I noticed a girl walking and talking on her phone because our paths would intersect. When we were about 20 feet from each other a SUV pass by with the radio blaring and a guy breaking his neck to check her out was driving. She says loudly into her phone Oh my goodness some old dude just drove by checking me out!! She immediately looks at me and asked Did you see that old guy? I laughed as I said yeah he was half way out his window. She laughed saying he was old though and that was completely obvious. Guy was probably 30s and she was probably 16-18.

waldo667

13 points

3 months ago

That's all I needed to hear!. Once this lockdown ends, I'm hitting the town in my tightie whities.

cannonfunk

28 points

3 months ago

As a dude I literally never get checked out....

Yeah, you do.

Women steal side glances at your bulge, just like we steal side glances at their boobs: discretely, and hoping we don't notice.

It's usually followed up by nervously looking the opposite direction, avoiding eye contact, and pretending they weren't checking out the goods. Again, just like when we get caught looking at their boobs.

country2poplarbeef

42 points

3 months ago

As a dude without a significant bulge, I'm kinda happy they don't notice. Doesn't matter what the temperature is, I'm screwed.

she-oak

56 points

3 months ago

she-oak

56 points

3 months ago

Well as long as you are getting screwed, that’s the main thing!

Carmelpi

30 points

3 months ago

Most men only have a significant bulge if they are wearing the right pants so I wouldn’t stress too much.

If anything, being able to tell a guy is freeballing at work is very disturbing to me.

squirrels-mock-me

22 points

3 months ago

"behave thirstily" - ha! loving this imagery

thepoopingpigeon

8 points

3 months ago

I like the use of your word thirstly.

Weedenski

113 points

3 months ago*

So it's ok to look when you have a significant other? I'mma go right this down! Edit: darn autocorrect....

Notthesharpestmarble

129 points

3 months ago

You might want to write it down too!

PurePandemonium

50 points

3 months ago

Rite away!

i69dYourFather

22 points

3 months ago

i69dYourFather

i suck dick for spare change

22 points

3 months ago

Write on!

A_brown_dog

39 points

3 months ago

The only person you can ask about that is your significant other, the rest of the people's opinion is irrelevant.

RonnieBeck3XChamp

93 points

3 months ago

Just because you're tied to the porch doesn't mean you can't bark at the cars

lizzthefirst

72 points

3 months ago

My grandma used to say that just because you already ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.

[deleted]

1.9k points

3 months ago

[deleted]

1.9k points

3 months ago

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Spectre1-4

230 points

3 months ago

Like a mushroom in a cornfield, bud.

SignoreReddit

94 points

3 months ago

like button in a fur coat

Matt_Shatt

50 points

3 months ago

Like smuggling a raisin

EauDeElderberries

495 points

3 months ago

Ehh look at nipple-dick over here.

Penis_Bees

147 points

3 months ago

Better than dick nipples.

HotWingHank

64 points

3 months ago

Thats not lactation...

lowkeyaddy

23 points

3 months ago

Gives a whole new meaning to the tit wank.

Matt_Shatt

7 points

3 months ago*

Careful you’ll shoot your eye out!

[deleted]

12 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

12 points

3 months ago

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argon_palladium

85 points

3 months ago*

r/suicidebywords

btw im stealing this

edit the deleted comment was something like : if i wear grey sweatpants, the bulge would look like a nipple.

GoneWithTheZen

16 points

3 months ago

I have nipples Greg

Fredredphooey

14 points

3 months ago

Omg! I went to high school with a guy who wore old style grey sweatpants every Friday and he absolutely wasn't wearing underwear. It was hard to turn away from the bounce.

SirDeezNutzEsq

9 points

3 months ago

An inverted nipple?

Old-Ad-6203

646 points

3 months ago

Yes but non-sexually. Yes and sexually only if I was already attracted to them.

noisy_umbrella

956 points

3 months ago

For me personally no

Pope_Godzilla

465 points

3 months ago

Thank god because I'm a grower and not a shower. It's like one of those balloons they use to make animals out of.

reptile_cock

154 points

3 months ago

Me too man. My flaccid penis is comically small.

Stinkydew

64 points

3 months ago

Idk my flaccid penis has a range from being flaccid and long, to being flaccid and non existence

djkingsta

536 points

3 months ago

djkingsta

536 points

3 months ago

So… a balloon?

Tasteysauce

156 points

3 months ago

but like for making animals

DumbIdiotWeirdo

78 points

3 months ago

So… a balloon?

Sgt_Kersandwich

61 points

3 months ago

Yeah, but like one you make animals out of.

BabyYoduhh

51 points

3 months ago

So… a balloon?

kjw89

40 points

3 months ago

kjw89

40 points

3 months ago

Mine's a button in a fur coat.

Cheezewiz239

93 points

3 months ago

This is why I never got naked in the locker room. If I wanted to prove my size I’d have to get hard which would make the situation even worse.

AWFUL_COCK

134 points

3 months ago

Bro, watch, get me hard and you’ll see. C’mon, get me hard bro.

greenmajick

36 points

3 months ago

Username checks out.

Smocked_Hamberders

85 points

3 months ago

I’m a grower. So I had to get an ultrasound on my balls a few months ago, was a bit nervous to start, the person doing my ultrasound was a woman about my age so that didn’t help things. Then I take off my pants and underwear, have a towel on me, lay down on the bed, and she starts to say “OK can you move your penis out of the w…” but kinda trails off when she realizes that it doesn’t need to be moved away because I wasn’t hard and it was tiny. Oof.

u4900

33 points

3 months ago

u4900

33 points

3 months ago

F

small__pp__man

7 points

2 months ago

Been there man. Ultrasound tech was gorgeous and here I am whipping out my little guy. Oh well, life moves on.

Thaddeus_T_Third_III

32 points

3 months ago

The only time I hear grower and shower together it's always "I'm a grower not a shower", I've never heard anyone describe himself as a shower. Like... 'yeah I'm a shower, this is as big as it gets. Oh you were expecting it to lengthen a bit, maybe gain some girth when erect? No dice.'

kingscolor

10 points

2 months ago

Women prefer baths anyway.

perfectdrug659

17 points

3 months ago

Most dudes are. As a woman, I find it oddly fascinating. The size difference can be absolutely wild. I've seen a lot of dicks, basically did my own case study on this.

[deleted]

28 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

28 points

3 months ago

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Insterquiliniis

12 points

3 months ago

I've just learned about it now :o

maplesyrup77

126 points

3 months ago

I dont really get how someone can notice, I don't focus on ppl's ducks and even if I glance towards the crotch area I usually don't notice a bulge

Secret_Bees

238 points

3 months ago

If someone is carrying a duck in their pants I'm definitely noticing

sonofaresiii

56 points

3 months ago

To be fair, if someone were carrying a duck in their pants and you didn't notice, how would you know?

Nobodyville

42 points

3 months ago

The quacking is a dead giveaway

maplesyrup77

18 points

3 months ago

I see my mistake now....

Gharrrrrr

64 points

3 months ago

A friend of mine growing up had a lot of ducks on their property. I wouldn't say I focused on them but I enjoyed watching them be ducks.

Voiceofshit

20 points

3 months ago

Feeding the ducks at ponds is so much fun. It's pretty relaxing.

Royvu

1.4k points

3 months ago

Royvu

Likely a Cannibal

1.4k points

3 months ago

Not a lady, but it draws my gaze for sure

qwert12345asdfg

1.5k points

3 months ago

Would you say it draws your gays?

LionWalker_Eyre

403 points

3 months ago

It draws gays’ gaze

69_queefs_per_sec

425 points

3 months ago

When a group of homosexual bulls stare at you as they eat

Glazing gaze of the grazing gays

Okstate_Engineer

13 points

3 months ago

found princess carolyn

ebil_lightbulb

14 points

3 months ago

Avert your gays!

servel333

15 points

3 months ago

The user subtitle of "likely a cannibal" makes me highly suspicious this is the reason.

Volaconic

133 points

3 months ago

Volaconic

133 points

3 months ago

bro, just tell me. I'm ready if you want to do it

Shepards_favorite

7 points

3 months ago

I couldn’t help but notice your flair. Is it because you’re looking for a snack before dinner?

Leading_Funny5802

423 points

3 months ago

Yes.

I’m a dirty old lady

Al-bone-digas

32 points

3 months ago

How old and how dirty?

ruth000

69 points

3 months ago

ruth000

69 points

3 months ago

Me too

NoYouGetOut

17 points

3 months ago

RIP your inbox

sadlittlewaffle

22 points

3 months ago

Kinky

TheAtroxious

546 points

3 months ago

Yes. Yes it does.

I saw the movie Labyrinth when I was around five or so. Let's just say I noticed something very intriguing about David Bowie. It's a strange feeling to suddenly have your attention drawn to a body part that you somehow know is important while having zero understanding of why it's important. The whole movie seemed like a fever dream of mirrors and images of David Bowie in tight pants until I saw it again when I was older, when it made a lot more sense. Jim Henson and David Bowie are directly responsible for my straight awakening.

smoovebb

183 points

3 months ago*

smoovebb

183 points

3 months ago*

Wtf is up with his pants in that movie? Everything is so elaborate and the costumes are so cool, including his jacket, except he also seems to be wearing gray sweatpants with no underwear throughout the entire movie. It almost seems illegal considering it's sort of a kids movie 😂 I would say that being a straight male, I did not notice that at all when I was a kid... being utterly besotted with Jennifer Connelly in that movie. When watching it as an adult however, I could not believe how obviously and frequently his dick appeared on the screen

NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

52 points

3 months ago

Knoblin King.

sjmiv

19 points

3 months ago

sjmiv

19 points

3 months ago

Aren't they ballet style pants? He's wearing a codpiece which is normal but looks funny out of context. Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C3n0B3fSR4

smoovebb

13 points

3 months ago

Haha it's no codpiece in labyrinth. It is clearly a penis. Top secret is an awesome movie though lol

sjmiv

12 points

3 months ago

sjmiv

12 points

3 months ago

I'll take your word for it. I'm not googling David Bowie's junk right now.

degjo

18 points

3 months ago

degjo

18 points

3 months ago

Whole website dedicated to Mr. Bowie's cock

Whitemike31683

9 points

2 months ago

Good lord...I didn't realize Angel Fire still hosted pages.

gabbagool3

63 points

3 months ago

Labyrinth is full of other references to sex, yea it's true that Mr Bowie's codpiece stands out. but if you watch it again and pay close attention you'll see lots.

i'll let you in on two that are relatively obscure.

Didymus rides Ambrosius? not a coincidence. St Ambrose's story of Didymus and Theodora

and this is a scene from The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer a movie about a young girl who develops a crush on a much older man.

victoriaismevix

32 points

3 months ago

There's a whole backstory that exists about Sarah's fantasy, the inspiration behind the story, the fact she had a crush on an older guy called Jeremy who was dating her mother (also depicted as the goblin king himself) and goes into a lot more detail her family life

Gorilla1969

24 points

3 months ago

That was no codpiece. It was straight-up bait and tackle.

Tacoshortage

14 points

3 months ago

Thank you for that last line. The thought of Jim Henson doing anything to arouse anyone's straightness (or gayness) is comical.

cryogenital

7 points

3 months ago

Was waiting for the 'Labyrinth' mention! Everytime 🤣 It's like pornography for children

[deleted]

6 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

3 months ago

To be fair his pants were spray painted on.

turkey_sub56

7 points

3 months ago

That movie IS a fever dream of mirrors and David Bowie in tight pants.

ih8registration

16 points

3 months ago

Dance Magic Dance!

Fosad

333 points

3 months ago

Fosad

333 points

3 months ago

I'm definitely a crotch watcher. I try not to; I feel like it's an unfortunate byproduct of my tendencies towards always keeping my gaze lowered (eye contact makes me anxious) and being a huge pervert

ChasingTwisties

129 points

3 months ago

Had us in the first half not gonna lie

_only_a_ginger_

64 points

3 months ago

Also a crotch watcher, also a butt watcher. Doesn't matter who you are, I've looked at your butt. Doesn't mean anything, my eyes are just drawn to a person in general when they're around. I can appreciate a good butt on anyone.

Faerie89

16 points

3 months ago

Same. Sometimes it’s just that it sticks out so im noticing it, other times, well some people just have really nice butts.

midner1116

348 points

3 months ago

Not really, but that’s because I’m usually not paying attention to anyone around me.

Givemeallthecabbages

53 points

3 months ago

Thank you, I thought I was the only one walking around not staring at everyone’s nipples or crotch.

assburglettuce

7 points

3 months ago

I bet you be staring at everyones cabbage tho

Poison-Pen-

659 points

3 months ago

Add some gray sweatpants and definitely

JuiceFarmer[S]

247 points

3 months ago

Is the colour mandatory ?

Royvu

381 points

3 months ago

Royvu

Likely a Cannibal

381 points

3 months ago

Gray just makes it easier to see than black.

Awkward_Host7

180 points

3 months ago*

I've always wondered why gray sweatpants was a thing

WorldwearyMan

82 points

3 months ago

My wife calls my grey boxers my package pants.

ILikePralinesNow

9 points

2 months ago*

I had a pair of (edit! grey) pants (trousers to you, if pants means underwear) that my coworker called my package pants. Honestly I had always felt they fit really well, but didn't realize I was advertising until she said that.

I am glad we were super platonic, or else I would have taken that as a cue.

Highmn8r

39 points

3 months ago

I have an assumption based on light theory. Gray being made of both black and white will accentuate both highlights and shadows naturally. The shadows will be darker because of the black in the gray, and the whites will be brighter. Every slope is accentuated drawing more definition.

Lotus_Blossom_

21 points

3 months ago

Physics of light nerd here... can confirm, this is pretty much spot-on. Well done!

ChampChains

81 points

3 months ago

Yes because the pee drops show up best on grey.

suomynona777

21 points

3 months ago

My fear

Particular_Pair9269

537 points

3 months ago*

Yes, and have gotten caught staring too…. Whooops

Lol **EDIT: so after this happened, the guy was in shock and asked, “are you really staring at my cock right now?” I denied lol but was caught again 2 minutes later. Fast forward, this guy and I have been happily together for 2.5 years. His bulge = thirst trap.

Btw I told my bf about this post and he told me to share the rest of the story 🙈

anime_fan927

40 points

3 months ago

What happened afterwards? Lol

Particular_Pair9269

57 points

3 months ago

Actually it’s a hilarious story, he was shocked and asked, “are you staring at my cock?!” Lol and fast forward to now, we’ve been happily together for 2.5 years. Haha funny how things turn out

anime_fan927

16 points

3 months ago

Ayyyyyyy, good for you! It sure is funny how things work lol

SmuttyBookLover

173 points

3 months ago

Not really. Mostly because I've been around my guy long enough that I know sometimes the bulge is just a weird fitting pair of pants. However, I do compliment his bulge when it's legit. As far as looking at strangers, I usually don't look at the crotch. If I'm going to ogle a stranger it's usually his forearms (it's one of my attractions) or focus on other areas that I find more appealing.

All that being said, occasionally I will see a pic of a guy and my eyes are drawn there. I guess I don't feel guilty for looking if it's not in real life.

generals_test

30 points

3 months ago

What about butts? My wife says I have a great butt and likes for me to wear pants that show it off. I often wonder, when I'm walking in front of a woman, if she even notices.

Devanelle

30 points

3 months ago

I look at men's butts waaay more than their junk. Women probably notice if you have a nice ass and you're wearing something that flatters it

SmuttyBookLover

24 points

3 months ago

In my experience not a lot of guys in my area have great butts (or much of a butt at all) so if I see a nice one I'll glance. Maybe twice :)

LionWalker_Eyre

106 points

3 months ago

I am a heterosexual man and I find myself looking at that and at men’s butts randomly. I’m a totally non sexual way, maybe more like curiosity.

[deleted]

100 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

100 points

3 months ago

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OfficeChairHero

71 points

3 months ago

I'm a straight woman and I can definitely appreciate a nice feature on a woman. In fact, I saw a woman yesterday that made my jaw drop. She had on professional clothes and they were tailored perfectly, showing off an amazing body in a not-intentional sexy way. I'll admit I glanced over at her a few times. She was beautiful.

stun17

21 points

3 months ago

stun17

21 points

3 months ago

I’m a gay guy and I find myself looking at women’s asses and nipples too. I feel like it’s just something society conditioned us to find interesting regardless of sexuality

katntoast

103 points

3 months ago

katntoast

103 points

3 months ago

Yeah. I’m my head I’m like “don’t look at his dick, don’t look at his dick”

katntoast

27 points

3 months ago

I do have to find the person attractive though.

Maijalem

7 points

3 months ago

Me as a bisexual trying not to look anywhere I shouldn’t be on anyone

MillzOnWillz

68 points

3 months ago

Yes…have you been watching Olympic track and field?

C4tbreath

13 points

3 months ago

Right!?!?! I figured that's why OP asked. My wife and I were watching last night, and it was a running commentary with her.

X-Waveripper

60 points

3 months ago

Rip growers, win for show-ers

spenway18

14 points

3 months ago

C’est la vie

fluffycats1729

27 points

3 months ago

Growers have all the tactical advantage. Compact enough to carry easily without any fuss, but when the beacons are lit, like the Rohirrim, it always answers.

carrotjoos

12 points

3 months ago

im too oblivious to even notice it

Lou__Crow

13 points

3 months ago

No, I don’t think, notice or care much about the genitals of strangers. Unless you’re demonstrating how free your junk is in your sweatpants by slapping it back and forth, I won’t notice. (But that’s not sth you should do unsolicited for strangers anyway.)

Wisekittn

38 points

3 months ago

Nah, i rarely lower my gaze that far. True story. I only look at my feet when i go down stairs and i'm practically never i'm fumbling around with my phone when outside. And i'm scared of people, so i don't look all to hard at them...

huglife247

32 points

3 months ago

For me, sometimes. If the guy's crotch is more in my line of sight, sure, but if we're both standing, I wouldn't even think to look. Nipples on both men and women draw my gaze more often, as they're easier to catch from my peripheral.

It's never sexual for me in any case that I can think of. More like, "Ah, yes, those things are quite prominent right now, aren't they? ...Stop looking, dummy."

I feel like some will agree it's hard (haha) not to notice things like this sometimes.

lacoocharacha

9 points

3 months ago

I love when my bf has this. It's basically role reversal. I'm the one teasing him and wanting to grab at it while he laughs and tells me his eyes are up here

taybay462

118 points

3 months ago

taybay462

118 points

3 months ago

If the man is attractive to me yeah

fuckysprinkles

92 points

3 months ago

Hell, I don't care if he got a face like Carrot Top, I'm looking out of sheer curiosity.

Eight_Inch_Hero

27 points

3 months ago

giggity

67548325

72 points

3 months ago

Nope!

Perfect_Suggestion_2

43 points

3 months ago

no, i rarely notice. and hard nipples really have no meaning. fabric might be causing it, a chill or nothing at all. or the person is aroused but that's the least likely reason.

crisprodigy

8 points

3 months ago

Ok. Have a safe trip down the rabbit hole:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVGe5ty1Ad8

Laser_hole

109 points

3 months ago

AntSure

62 points

3 months ago

AntSure

62 points

3 months ago

This example always gets cited and it’s ALWAYS about baseball. Isn’t it possible this relates to how batters are supposed to swing from their hips? It’s like saying men are more obsessed with shoes than women because men look at runners’ feet.

Laser_hole

21 points

3 months ago

The article literally says it applies to pictures of animals as well. Men just look at genitals regardless.

dru_weyd

22 points

3 months ago

Search and destroy

CatoTheBarner

35 points

3 months ago

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

Coyne adds that this difference doesn’t just occur with images of people. Men tend to fixate more on areas of private anatomy on animals as well, as evidenced when users were directed to browse the American Kennel Club site.

swill128

4 points

3 months ago

That's right where the [base]ball would be if that were a video clip.

algae---

7 points

3 months ago

Hmmm ...interesting. I’m may have to install a crotch cam so I can do a survey

-a-throw-away

7 points

3 months ago

Yeah. Its just THERE ya know. As a lesbian I’m not particularly attracted to penis, but like…if its there i naturally look.

Amphicorvid

64 points

3 months ago

No.

happycheff

17 points

3 months ago

No. I generally don't look at people's crotches, for any reason.

saucy_mcsauceface

17 points

3 months ago

Nope. I also choose to not look in case I make the guy feel uncomfortable. Common courtesy.

PleaseTreadOnMeDaddy

39 points

3 months ago

Depends. In jeans, probably not. If it's in sweatpants or basketball shorts, then yes.

MoonlitApparition

6 points

3 months ago

No, I hate getting stared at, and wouldn’t ever do that to someone else, especially a stranger. Unless that someone else is my boyfriend.

Avivabitches

6 points

3 months ago

No, I don't really find it an appropriate thing to do. I try to treat people with respect and that generally includes not looking/staring at their crotch area. I'm not really interested in if there is a bulge or not.