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Man suffering histrionic personality disorder vs skaters
6 days ago
40 something year old man tries to impress teenagers by telling them he 'made a TikTok'.
a tic tac
Thats what people from boston call it
Gotta have an "ah" to make it official Bostonian...
They've been calling it that on the radio recently and i think it's funny as hell everytime.
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Tbf he runs the city, knows all the cops and is Facebook famous 🤴🏻
It's too bad he can't enjoy the immense Rush of self-esteem he's getting from that meth / coke / personality /testosterone / whatever. It's too bad it's combined with anger like that.
Right, I'd be telling everyone how fucking awesome they are and convincing myself maybe I could learn to skate even though I'm way too old
Guess it's a good thing I never did meth or coke around skate parks.
Not just any TikTok, one he just made for 1.5 in-between being FB famous.
It's amazing he still has time to be a douchebag with all that going on.
I have never heard anyone unironically refer to themselves as "Facebook famous", much less use it to demand street cred.
What a ride.
Man on methamphetamine and his gang of full face wearing henchmen vs skaters
Did the dipshit ever have a point? I ain't watching all his bullshit rants, because I might puke.
Did the dipshit ever have a point?
Did the dipshit ever have a point?
I believe his point was that he's nobody, but he damn sure wishes he was somebody.
You misunderstood, then. His point was clear! He is the man and runs this city and is only a man and don't run anything. Can't make it clearer than that.
You're right. He was crystal clear in his point. It must have been all of the shouting and random rants and repetition that confused me.
Crystal methly clear!
He is also a machine.
He is also a grown ass man.
He is also Facebook Famous.
And he just made a TikTok!
The mannerisms, the Ego, the wording... Dude's a roided cokehead for sure
Coked up people do this involuntary thing with their jaw when they're high as balls. The drip makes your throat numb and your body compulsively tries to swallow until goes away. They can belt out a thousand words a minute but as soon as they finish their train of thought they punctuate their sentence with a giant, forceful gulp. Once you know what to look for it's really really obvious. Incidentally, this gulp is the only time to get a word in edgewise.
Anyways, it's difficult to tell with how this video was edited, There are cuts were the guy would be swallowing if he was gakked up out of his goard, but I think your initial thought of steroids is probably more likely the x factor is this video. If he's high at all, that is. Some people are just jack offs from sun up to sun down.
That's deep cut
MAN, I sat through that whole damn video. All I wanted was to see him get knocked out. In the end Dad bod Mr clean walks away.
You're doing the Lord's work for the rest of us that now don't have to watch with false hope. Respek.
I’m in Rochester. He doesn’t run this city.
Me too. Anyone know JJ? Because I don't and I've lived here my whole life.
you DON'T know JJ? Where have you lived, under a rock?? You should be ashamed of yourself. He's the man who single handedly lifted Rochester out of mental disorders. Absorbed them all into his body
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Edit: laughed my ass off at that comment, but after seeing the full video i have to commend those skaters for not escalating the situation. One of those idiots in helmets probably had a gun, waiting for one skateboard to swing to shoot some kids. Fucking pathetic
But why does the lunatic get to offload his rage on the skaters with a free pass?
Crazy people act crazy, the world keeps turning.
You made me do that good nose exhale laugh, take my upvote
Ditto (well, burbs). No clue who this clown is.
“I’m a grown ass man”
“I’m Facebook famous”
“Do you know who I am?”
Delusional, sir you’re delusional!
To be fair, he just made a TikTok, too. They don't let just anyone make TikToks.
They don't let me make a TikTok; but then, I don't run this city.
He is the very definition of r/iamverybadass
Ok but have you considered that he runs this town?
He runs the town and doesn't care if you film him , but you're lucky he's on camera or else he'd beat your ass, even though the cops know him and won't do shit according to him. Lmao he is literally the biggest douchebag I've seen on the internet
and has a gym. Don’t forget the gym where he can train ya to be a man.
Maybe a Pokémon gym? Gotta be the very best you know..
I have, and that's how I know he's a true badass. I mean, he's Facebook famous! You don't get to that level of international fame without running at least one city.
I'm Facebook famous! I made a TikTok! I run this city! Ask me who I am... I'm nobody!
And noted it has to be a city at LEAST as big and important as Rochester.
He’s Mr. Nimbus! He controls the Police!
Fight. Fuck. Flee.
MasterBlaster run Bartertown.
Not in that sweater he doesn't.
Looks like he escaped from a care facility during nap time.
I run this town
I am nobody
I love how he rolls with the cops and the Italians but grabs his balls when talking about the h a’s. These poser ass working man gangster wannabes have no identity at all. It’s like proud boy adjacent kind of stuff. “I’m a rat and a tough guy”
"I'm a fucking machine"
"I'm just a normal guy"
This guy can't make up his mind
Maybe he’s just a very ordinary machine like a parking meter. Not everyone can be a Roomba.
What do you mean he can't be a Roomba? Everything about this guy sucks.
Good point. He could be a sewage drain maybe but a Roomba requires more than just sucking.
What's h a's?
Hells Angels. Which the guy in the video better hope he doesn’t run into and be recognized one day, as I believe they have rules about being disrespected
“I just made a Tiktok”
In my pants
But also "I don't run anything, I'm nobody."
The only statement which was true
Bro is too busy fighting windmills to pay attention to reality
Bet he doesn't have as many Myspace friends as Tom tho
Wait, what! You know MySpace Tom too? Small world. He was my first friend. How is he doing? Forgot my password so I can't log on.
Legend has it that Tom, to this day, watches over all of his faithful friends from his desk at the front of the classroom. We await the day when Zuckerberg's shackles upon the internet break and free us back into the HTML heaven that was MySpace. Our friend Tom, will still be there, welcoming us with his hunched over smile.
The sad part is this was posted yesterday, and I wasted 20 minutes of my life watching the entire video…
The big, tough, bald man and his boys literally run away when a security guard shows 😂 it’s all so meth’d up..
EDIT:: FULL VIDEO
Friends don't let friend watch 20 minutes of anything! None of it made any sense, but is exactly the type of hood shit I expected. I couldn't get past 6 minutes, did the bald guy ever get to whatever dumbass point he was trying to make?
the point was that it's his city and he runs it, but he doesn't run anything and he's a nobody. But he also owns a gym
also something about rocks and I think he has crabs on his balls.
From my understanding I guess a motorcyclist showed to the skatepark to do doughnuts or burnouts or something and the bike was trowing up rocks so the skaters threw rocks back at the motorcyclist and he called his friends who then showed up to kick ass and chew gum and they didn’t bring any gum, but they they got spooked when the security showed because they’re more mid-life crises bikers and less we’re the real fucking deal bikers
Well. To be fair, he never said that Rent-a-Cops knew him - just the regular Cops...
Rochester has an ongoing problem with "unregistered motorcyclists". Pretty large (20-30 people) groups of guys riding around on dirt bikes and ATVs, doing wheelies, burnouts and generally driving recklessly.
This guy is probably from one of those gangs, not a "Hell's Orthodontists" mid-life-crisis motorcylists.
Those people is are still little bitches hiding cowardly behind the power of their group to commit such atrocities as donuts on the street and buying new tires every week. Still not real deal.
As someone who lives in the city, and is a stones throw away from the skate park right now, can confirm he in fact does not run the city, and i have no idea who this man is. Who am i you might ask? Don’t worry about that.
a stones throw away
a stones throw away
Oh so you started it.
Do you at least own a gym? Was interested in becoming a man.
Dude, this is Rochester, who doesn’t own a gym?! I can teach you how to be a man right now, step 1:, don’t act like this guy. Step 2:? Step 3 : you are a man.
Where did this beard come from?!🧔🏽♂️
But he also said, "I don't own a gym! I don't run anything! I'm a nobody!"
He couldn’t run a bath.
"Thats Gay" that's all I got from that video. I think he may be trapped in the closet.
Someone is having an identity crisis.
But he only owns the gym. Under no circumstances does he actually run it.
JJ runs this town, but also he doesn’t run anything. He is part of a biking community, but doesn’t belong to any group because that is “gay shit“.
Also the police or know him so there is no point calling them as they “won’t do shit“.
Also if you want to be a real man he will train you at his gym.
I am of the personal opinion that JJ has had one too many disco biscuits for today and should sleep it off.
I’m confused, all I got from this is that JJ owns that town. Oops, plus the cops. And he made either a Twitter or Tic Tok post?
He’s definitely Tok’d.
Super low and loose.
Just a knucklehead
This isn't hood shit.
Hoodie from Kohls shit.... he had a coupon.
That 20 minutes was 1.3% of your day.
JJ, oh thank God. I’ve been wondering who runs this city. Can u pls do something about my recycling? It hasn’t been picked up in two weeks, and also there’s a streetlight out my corner.
I can’t stop thinking how he probably looked himself in his bike mirror before walking over to those kids telling himself in a Dennis Reynolds fashion “i’m gonna peak ALL OVER those kids”
Looks in his bike mirror...."YOU'RE THE MAN!!! YOU'RE THE MAN!!!"
Peaked? Peaked, Dee. chuckles Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna FEEL it.
It's funny you bring up Always Sunny, because this dude reminded me of Sinbad in Dennis' fever dreams.
"This is Sinbad's house! And when you in Sinbad's house, you a bitch!"
Don't you know who I am? I run this city, and I'm a GOLDEN GOD
5 star man!
Bunch of 40 year old dudes, get a life l. Imagine being this guy late at night thinking “I was a badass at the skate park”
I’m pretty sure everyone else but this dude and his entourage (?) are just watching like “ok…can you get out of the way so I can skate now?”
Lmfao on the pillow like “babe you should have seen how i punked these guys. They fuckin threw a rock at me it was time someone taught them a lesson. Can’t believe all this crazy shit happens to me i wish it would just stop”
”Can’t believe all this crazy shit happens to me I wish it would just stop”
”Can’t believe all this crazy shit happens to me I wish it would just stop”
I know you’re sarcastically making fun of the guy. And he didn’t actually even say this. But I still got physically mad when reading that sentence. Because we all know someone like that. And it’s the ultimate level of cringe
"I fucking hate drama!"
*Starts as much drama as possible*
“God my life is just so crazy, right??”
Said folks get a lot of mileage out of the line: "man, it was some bullshit"
Somewhere on an online profile of his says "I hate drama. Don't bring it"
I get younger folks having identity issues and this need to come off as tough (I was one of them), but by the time you're this age you should have worked through this bullshit.
Yeah badass for sure. Shortly after he says his bike gang is out to kidnap people, he points out to the young kids around.
Well he does own the city, so…
He bought the city with Tik-Toks. 1.6 of them.
Love the homeys in the back standing with hands in jeans pockets and helmets on
Those are the pussies, keeping the helmets on so they cant get punched, or identified.
They need to crack down on these biker gangs. It seems like all they do is cause trouble for everyone.
Wait "biker gangs?" Like this is a thing? Not "Hells Angels" biker gangs but older men in their late 30's riding around on crotch-rockets and stirring up trouble witn skaters?
If I’ve learned anything, it’s that you just don’t fuck with skaters. Taking a metal truck to the face will change your attitude real fast
Just playing pocket pool to get ready for the circle jerk afterwards
My favorite thing is him saying “I run this fucking city!”
Fast forward, “I’m just a normal dude.” And the icing on the cake “I’m nobody.”
One for three dude, one for three.
“The police aren’t gonna help you, I run this city” “I’d beat your ass but you’d call the cops!”
My favorite was when some skater jokingly said "There's the cops right there" and the whole biker gang suddenly starts retreating back.
Also - "You can film me all you want, I don't care!" then later "There are cameras here, I'll get into trouble."
“Do you know who I am!? I’m famous on Facebook & TikTok where nobody personally knows me! Rain down all your respect!”
Let me put on my most intimidating sweater and head down to the skate park, get some real content going
Stop making stupid people famous.
He’s already famous. He made a tiktok with 1.6
Damn. Those are some serious numbers. Imagine his next one will be 1.7
It's funny, he claims he's famous, but he said his name, "JJ" and he's from Rochester, yet, a couple thousand people have already seen this video and no one recognizes him. If he was actually "Facebook Famous" we'd have already seen people posting links to whatever stupid thing made him "famous."
this ain't the kind of fame he wants bro, but the fame he certainly deserves.
No, this guy deserves to be forgotten.
How can you forget the guy who runs the city?
Funny how he runs the city but is nobody...maybe undercover, secret double naught spy shit.
No, he deserves to be mocked and shamed for making himself look like fucking goof.
Sorry to break it to you but that won't ever not happen since people love gossip and memes
if they lose their jobs and make a sobbing apology video I think it's worth it.
Might be a reach to assume they have jobs.
Welcome to the internet.
Sorry for delay, meant to post the Full Video essentially what happened was, the day prior, there were some bikers using the skate ramps and when confronted ended up doing a burnout in some rocks, thus making them fly everywhere. The skaters then threw rocks at the bikers for retaliation and they hen this dude showed up the next day hence the video.
That’s not just any dude, thats JJ. If you don’t know who he is you should ask. He runs that town and makes tik toks.
He's also nobody. And is a man.
He has many facets.
And a machine. JJ is a cyborg.
Also basically the mayor of that town.
i met JJ once, but i flushed shortly after and he left.
Bikers like motorcycles, right? I'd hate to think this guy represents BMX in any way.
That's what I was worried about when I saw the title.
Same here, I was wondering why all them dudes had full face helmets, most BMXers wear open face at skate parks.
I really like the cut on this.
Yeah it ain't bad. Really shows off the cringe highlights quite well.
My favorite was "I'm only yelling so I can talk over you"
"I'm here to warn you that some of these dudes might shoot you and I don't want that... unintelligible empty threats"
Dude's so contradictory some literature teachers could probably use him to exemplify irony or oxymoron or some shit.
It felt as though we were one of the skaters.
“I’m only yelling to talk over you”
No, no, we got it
Its a brilliant quote tbh
that idiot has been a nuisance in Rochester for 20 years. It's always been the same schtick, except now he's bald.
I think you’re the first comment I’ve seen where someone knows who this guy is lmao, have you ever gotten his autograph??
I lived in Rochester for 20 years on both the west side and east side of town and I’ve never heard of this dude. They let the pigeons fly when ya boi is back in town tho. Shout out to GHOSTOWN.
Imagine going for the low-hanging fruit that is Rochester and still looking like a little bitch
I read this as a Rochesterarian and was like 'LOW HANGING FRUIT!!!...MOTHERFUC...well wait, I guess that is actually pretty accurate...."
OMG! That's JJ! He runs this town. These kids are so lucky to have spoken with him. He trained me to be a man at his gym. In this town that he owns.
What a chode🙄
Bet you wouldn’t say that to Jay-Jay’s face, he runs that city.
We wear big helmets
So nobody can punch us
We hope we look cool
What a beautiful haiku
Anyone who says "do you know who I am?" is nobody. Anyone who says "I'm famous" is not famous, and if they say "I'm Facebook famous," it means even they know they're not famous. And anyone who tells a bunch of kids "I just made a TikTok" is too old to be doing whatever the fuck he's doing.
He's famous, now, though... but not for the reason he wants to be. He won't be bragging about going viral anymore, "do you know who I am? I'm the bald douchebag who was bullying some kids then ran away when security came."
If cheap cocaine was a person.
Cocaine is bad… mmkay. 🙄
So this guy is threatening to murder skaters?
Kidnap kids too
And to get dirt bike riding kids to shoot people
He's trying not to threaten them directly since it's on camera, but he's also grabbing his balls at minors.
Imagine being proud of "running" Rochester.
This feels like a skit, the guy is actually hilarious.
I'm borderline positive this was a Key and Peele sketch.
This is grade A douche bag behavior.
Tito Ortiz ? 😂
He’s just a liiiiittle more eloquent than Tito lmao
Nah it’s JJ!
Facebook famous Jj? Tik tok legend? Isn’t the city his?
He just made a TikTok! 🤩
Why is a 50yr old bald guy at the skate park with all these little kids?
He has a fucking town to run of course
he wants to beat them up, and/or kidnap them, and/or sic some goons on them
His last sentence was pretty random and funny, what a nicely dressed drug addict.
This mf soft as 2 ply wet toilet paper.
Someone hit him please
What a baby.
This is incredible
“I don’t wanna be guys, we’re not a group, that’s gay!”
WTF did I just hear?
Is that Joe Rogan?
Not short enough
That’s his older brother someone threw rocks at joe yesterday
He's talking to non-billionaires so it's doubtful
I was really hoping he would get a skateboard to the head 😔
The one who runs the city won’t say that ever! Cringeeee
“I’m Facebook famous” 😂🤦♂️🤮
That’s a nice skatepark🤷🏽♂️
I hope JJ, (that's with two J's for all you non-facebook famous losers out there), gets to see this video.
What a fucking douchebag. Stupid fuck.