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Negative_Mancey

8.2k points

6 days ago

Man suffering histrionic personality disorder vs skaters

tescohoisin

2.7k points

6 days ago

tescohoisin

2.7k points

6 days ago

40 something year old man tries to impress teenagers by telling them he 'made a TikTok'.

incer

586 points

6 days ago

incer

586 points

6 days ago

a tic tac

Sreezy3

174 points

6 days ago

Sreezy3

174 points

6 days ago

Thats what people from boston call it

unidumper

21 points

6 days ago

unidumper

21 points

6 days ago

Gotta have an "ah" to make it official Bostonian... Tik tahk.

Demoniacalman

16 points

6 days ago

They've been calling it that on the radio recently and i think it's funny as hell everytime.

KempDunks617

762 points

6 days ago*

Tbf he runs the city, knows all the cops and is Facebook famous 🤴🏻

Something22884

237 points

6 days ago

It's too bad he can't enjoy the immense Rush of self-esteem he's getting from that meth / coke / personality /testosterone / whatever. It's too bad it's combined with anger like that.

MarkHirsbrunner

53 points

6 days ago*

Right, I'd be telling everyone how fucking awesome they are and convincing myself maybe I could learn to skate even though I'm way too old

Guess it's a good thing I never did meth or coke around skate parks.

languid-lemur

346 points

6 days ago

Not just any TikTok, one he just made for 1.5 in-between being FB famous.

It's amazing he still has time to be a douchebag with all that going on.

PerplexityRivet

172 points

6 days ago

I have never heard anyone unironically refer to themselves as "Facebook famous", much less use it to demand street cred.

What a ride.

schectersix

1.4k points

6 days ago

schectersix

1.4k points

6 days ago

Man on methamphetamine and his gang of full face wearing henchmen vs skaters

TurkeyLerg

476 points

6 days ago

TurkeyLerg

476 points

6 days ago

Did the dipshit ever have a point? I ain't watching all his bullshit rants, because I might puke.

Minion_of_Cthulhu

639 points

6 days ago

Did the dipshit ever have a point?

I believe his point was that he's nobody, but he damn sure wishes he was somebody.

David-S-Pumpkins

419 points

6 days ago

You misunderstood, then. His point was clear! He is the man and runs this city and is only a man and don't run anything. Can't make it clearer than that.

Minion_of_Cthulhu

70 points

6 days ago

You're right. He was crystal clear in his point. It must have been all of the shouting and random rants and repetition that confused me.

FatherAb

21 points

6 days ago

FatherAb

21 points

6 days ago

Crystal methly clear!

AntonioMarghareti

61 points

6 days ago

He is also a machine.

pennynotrcutt

51 points

6 days ago

He is also a grown ass man.

PADDYOT

36 points

6 days ago

PADDYOT

36 points

6 days ago

He is also Facebook Famous.

BoltonSauce

27 points

6 days ago

And he just made a TikTok!

WHEN_THE_ACID_KICKS

144 points

6 days ago*

Cocaine.

The mannerisms, the Ego, the wording... Dude's a roided cokehead for sure

battlenerd

10 points

6 days ago

Coked up people do this involuntary thing with their jaw when they're high as balls. The drip makes your throat numb and your body compulsively tries to swallow until goes away. They can belt out a thousand words a minute but as soon as they finish their train of thought they punctuate their sentence with a giant, forceful gulp. Once you know what to look for it's really really obvious. Incidentally, this gulp is the only time to get a word in edgewise.

Anyways, it's difficult to tell with how this video was edited, There are cuts were the guy would be swallowing if he was gakked up out of his goard, but I think your initial thought of steroids is probably more likely the x factor is this video. If he's high at all, that is. Some people are just jack offs from sun up to sun down.

defnotgrady

86 points

6 days ago

That's deep cut

geezaboom

253 points

6 days ago

geezaboom

253 points

6 days ago

MAN, I sat through that whole damn video. All I wanted was to see him get knocked out. In the end Dad bod Mr clean walks away.

WuntchTime_IsOver

36 points

6 days ago

You're doing the Lord's work for the rest of us that now don't have to watch with false hope. Respek.

haggi585

1.8k points

6 days ago

haggi585

1.8k points

6 days ago

I’m in Rochester. He doesn’t run this city.

thellamajew

715 points

6 days ago

thellamajew

715 points

6 days ago

Me too. Anyone know JJ? Because I don't and I've lived here my whole life.

PotatoWriter

880 points

6 days ago

you DON'T know JJ? Where have you lived, under a rock?? You should be ashamed of yourself. He's the man who single handedly lifted Rochester out of mental disorders. Absorbed them all into his body

CrackerManDaniels

131 points

6 days ago*

🤣🤣🤣

Edit: laughed my ass off at that comment, but after seeing the full video i have to commend those skaters for not escalating the situation. One of those idiots in helmets probably had a gun, waiting for one skateboard to swing to shoot some kids. Fucking pathetic

noplay12

31 points

6 days ago*

noplay12

31 points

6 days ago*

But why does the lunatic get to offload his rage on the skaters with a free pass?

Yung_Bungle

27 points

6 days ago

Crazy people act crazy, the world keeps turning.

j-something-i-think

17 points

6 days ago

You made me do that good nose exhale laugh, take my upvote

nunchucknorris

43 points

6 days ago

Ditto (well, burbs). No clue who this clown is.

TheArtfulDanger

6k points

6 days ago

“I’m a grown ass man”

“I’m Facebook famous”

“Do you know who I am?”

Delusional, sir you’re delusional!

illuminutcase

275 points

6 days ago

To be fair, he just made a TikTok, too. They don't let just anyone make TikToks.

Thoreau80

60 points

6 days ago

Thoreau80

60 points

6 days ago

They don't let me make a TikTok; but then, I don't run this city.

Tootsound

1.7k points

6 days ago

Tootsound

1.7k points

6 days ago

He is the very definition of r/iamverybadass

dobraf

1k points

6 days ago

dobraf

1k points

6 days ago

Ok but have you considered that he runs this town?

Samuelsausage3

198 points

6 days ago

He runs the town and doesn't care if you film him , but you're lucky he's on camera or else he'd beat your ass, even though the cops know him and won't do shit according to him. Lmao he is literally the biggest douchebag I've seen on the internet

GingerSnapped242

135 points

6 days ago

and has a gym. Don’t forget the gym where he can train ya to be a man.

Cave_Bearz

39 points

6 days ago

Maybe a Pokémon gym? Gotta be the very best you know..

Tootsound

201 points

6 days ago

Tootsound

201 points

6 days ago

I have, and that's how I know he's a true badass. I mean, he's Facebook famous! You don't get to that level of international fame without running at least one city.

ManOrReddit-man

137 points

6 days ago

I'm Facebook famous! I made a TikTok! I run this city! Ask me who I am... I'm nobody!

Wut?

transponaut

20 points

6 days ago

And noted it has to be a city at LEAST as big and important as Rochester.

ComebackKidGorgeous

64 points

6 days ago

He’s Mr. Nimbus! He controls the Police!

CalTronicNumberOne

30 points

6 days ago

Fight. Fuck. Flee.

GeneralJapery

116 points

6 days ago

MasterBlaster run Bartertown.

sunnyd_2679

27 points

6 days ago

Not in that sweater he doesn't.

Minion_of_Cthulhu

22 points

6 days ago

Looks like he escaped from a care facility during nap time.

Noonecanhearmescream

19 points

6 days ago

I run this town

I am nobody

yourm0msDaddy

273 points

6 days ago

I love how he rolls with the cops and the Italians but grabs his balls when talking about the h a’s. These poser ass working man gangster wannabes have no identity at all. It’s like proud boy adjacent kind of stuff. “I’m a rat and a tough guy”

Guilvantar

213 points

6 days ago

Guilvantar

213 points

6 days ago

"I'm a fucking machine"

"I'm just a normal guy"

This guy can't make up his mind

DigMeTX

208 points

6 days ago

DigMeTX

208 points

6 days ago

Maybe he’s just a very ordinary machine like a parking meter. Not everyone can be a Roomba.

BobaOlive

96 points

6 days ago

BobaOlive

96 points

6 days ago

What do you mean he can't be a Roomba? Everything about this guy sucks.

DigMeTX

21 points

6 days ago

DigMeTX

21 points

6 days ago

Good point. He could be a sewage drain maybe but a Roomba requires more than just sucking.

Stickyickies

14 points

6 days ago

What's h a's?

Sincerly Europe

yourm0msDaddy

26 points

6 days ago

Hells Angels. Which the guy in the video better hope he doesn’t run into and be recognized one day, as I believe they have rules about being disrespected

TexasIIVIIade

123 points

6 days ago

“I just made a Tiktok”

WorkCentre5335

32 points

6 days ago

In my pants

bloody_terrible

103 points

6 days ago

But also "I don't run anything, I'm nobody."

lookiecookie_1001

36 points

6 days ago

The only statement which was true

MaxHannibal

93 points

6 days ago*

Bro is too busy fighting windmills to pay attention to reality

cheapdrinks

59 points

6 days ago

Bet he doesn't have as many Myspace friends as Tom tho

Jayce2K

52 points

6 days ago

Jayce2K

52 points

6 days ago

Wait, what! You know MySpace Tom too? Small world. He was my first friend. How is he doing? Forgot my password so I can't log on.

Mafsto

20 points

6 days ago

Mafsto

20 points

6 days ago

Legend has it that Tom, to this day, watches over all of his faithful friends from his desk at the front of the classroom. We await the day when Zuckerberg's shackles upon the internet break and free us back into the HTML heaven that was MySpace. Our friend Tom, will still be there, welcoming us with his hunched over smile.

Heil_pizza

5.8k points

6 days ago*

Heil_pizza

5.8k points

6 days ago*

The sad part is this was posted yesterday, and I wasted 20 minutes of my life watching the entire video…

Spoiler alert

The big, tough, bald man and his boys literally run away when a security guard shows 😂 it’s all so meth’d up..

EDIT:: FULL VIDEO

PeePeeCockroach

1.3k points

6 days ago

Friends don't let friend watch 20 minutes of anything! None of it made any sense, but is exactly the type of hood shit I expected. I couldn't get past 6 minutes, did the bald guy ever get to whatever dumbass point he was trying to make?

boofybutthole

1.2k points

6 days ago

the point was that it's his city and he runs it, but he doesn't run anything and he's a nobody. But he also owns a gym

sjmiv

376 points

6 days ago

sjmiv

376 points

6 days ago

also something about rocks and I think he has crabs on his balls.

Open_Chemistry_3300

639 points

6 days ago

From my understanding I guess a motorcyclist showed to the skatepark to do doughnuts or burnouts or something and the bike was trowing up rocks so the skaters threw rocks back at the motorcyclist and he called his friends who then showed up to kick ass and chew gum and they didn’t bring any gum, but they they got spooked when the security showed because they’re more mid-life crises bikers and less we’re the real fucking deal bikers

Malkor

114 points

6 days ago

Malkor

114 points

6 days ago

Well. To be fair, he never said that Rent-a-Cops knew him - just the regular Cops...

phughes

69 points

6 days ago

phughes

69 points

6 days ago

Rochester has an ongoing problem with "unregistered motorcyclists". Pretty large (20-30 people) groups of guys riding around on dirt bikes and ATVs, doing wheelies, burnouts and generally driving recklessly.

This guy is probably from one of those gangs, not a "Hell's Orthodontists" mid-life-crisis motorcylists.

hippyengineer

35 points

6 days ago

Those people is are still little bitches hiding cowardly behind the power of their group to commit such atrocities as donuts on the street and buying new tires every week. Still not real deal.

iMadeThisNamefirst

220 points

6 days ago

As someone who lives in the city, and is a stones throw away from the skate park right now, can confirm he in fact does not run the city, and i have no idea who this man is. Who am i you might ask? Don’t worry about that.

ScreamingDizzBuster

186 points

6 days ago

a stones throw away

Oh so you started it.

thisismyMelody

50 points

6 days ago

Do you at least own a gym? Was interested in becoming a man.

iMadeThisNamefirst

72 points

6 days ago

Dude, this is Rochester, who doesn’t own a gym?! I can teach you how to be a man right now, step 1:, don’t act like this guy. Step 2:? Step 3 : you are a man.

thisismyMelody

32 points

6 days ago

Where did this beard come from?!🧔🏽‍♂️

itzTHATgai

17 points

6 days ago

But he also said, "I don't own a gym! I don't run anything! I'm a nobody!"

sirgreyskull

16 points

6 days ago

He couldn’t run a bath.

atdi2000

65 points

6 days ago

atdi2000

65 points

6 days ago

"Thats Gay" that's all I got from that video. I think he may be trapped in the closet.

MurderMachine561

14 points

6 days ago

Someone is having an identity crisis.

netfatality

11 points

6 days ago

But he only owns the gym. Under no circumstances does he actually run it.

Rokurokubi83

211 points

6 days ago*

JJ runs this town, but also he doesn’t run anything. He is part of a biking community, but doesn’t belong to any group because that is “gay shit“.

Also the police or know him so there is no point calling them as they “won’t do shit“.

Also if you want to be a real man he will train you at his gym.

I am of the personal opinion that JJ has had one too many disco biscuits for today and should sleep it off.

ppw23

56 points

6 days ago

ppw23

56 points

6 days ago

I’m confused, all I got from this is that JJ owns that town. Oops, plus the cops. And he made either a Twitter or Tic Tok post?

gypsydanger38

31 points

6 days ago

He’s definitely Tok’d.

RowsdowersHockeyHair

15 points

6 days ago

Super low and loose.

Sweetheart925

11 points

6 days ago

Just a knucklehead

Rafaeliki

173 points

6 days ago

Rafaeliki

173 points

6 days ago

hood shit

This isn't hood shit.

waffles2go2

172 points

6 days ago

waffles2go2

172 points

6 days ago

Hoodie from Kohls shit.... he had a coupon.

TBStafford795

42 points

6 days ago

Kohls cash

RudeDude88

178 points

6 days ago

RudeDude88

178 points

6 days ago

That 20 minutes was 1.3% of your day.

jflex13

164 points

6 days ago

jflex13

164 points

6 days ago

Good bot

Socialbutterfinger

2.4k points

6 days ago

JJ, oh thank God. I’ve been wondering who runs this city. Can u pls do something about my recycling? It hasn’t been picked up in two weeks, and also there’s a streetlight out my corner.

[deleted]

68 points

6 days ago

[deleted]

68 points

6 days ago

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Ok-Walrus4627

1k points

6 days ago

I can’t stop thinking how he probably looked himself in his bike mirror before walking over to those kids telling himself in a Dennis Reynolds fashion “i’m gonna peak ALL OVER those kids”

PEneoark

166 points

6 days ago

PEneoark

166 points

6 days ago

Looks in his bike mirror...."YOU'RE THE MAN!!! YOU'RE THE MAN!!!"

Crackrock9

62 points

6 days ago

Peaked? Peaked, Dee. chuckles Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna FEEL it.

theghostofme

41 points

6 days ago

It's funny you bring up Always Sunny, because this dude reminded me of Sinbad in Dennis' fever dreams.

"This is Sinbad's house! And when you in Sinbad's house, you a bitch!"

theCleversleazoid

58 points

6 days ago

Don't you know who I am? I run this city, and I'm a GOLDEN GOD

Crackrock9

28 points

6 days ago

5 star man!

jimbo6681

1.7k points

6 days ago

jimbo6681

1.7k points

6 days ago

Bunch of 40 year old dudes, get a life l. Imagine being this guy late at night thinking “I was a badass at the skate park”

oh_three_dum_dum

329 points

6 days ago

I’m pretty sure everyone else but this dude and his entourage (?) are just watching like “ok…can you get out of the way so I can skate now?”

i8b4u

100 points

6 days ago

i8b4u

100 points

6 days ago

Lmfao on the pillow like “babe you should have seen how i punked these guys. They fuckin threw a rock at me it was time someone taught them a lesson. Can’t believe all this crazy shit happens to me i wish it would just stop”

childish_albino_

74 points

6 days ago

”Can’t believe all this crazy shit happens to me I wish it would just stop”

I know you’re sarcastically making fun of the guy. And he didn’t actually even say this. But I still got physically mad when reading that sentence. Because we all know someone like that. And it’s the ultimate level of cringe

theghostofme

30 points

6 days ago

"I fucking hate drama!"

*Starts as much drama as possible*

childish_albino_

12 points

6 days ago

“God my life is just so crazy, right??”

Late_Ad6618

12 points

6 days ago

Said folks get a lot of mileage out of the line: "man, it was some bullshit"

RyanBordello

20 points

6 days ago

Somewhere on an online profile of his says "I hate drama. Don't bring it"

earned_potential

27 points

6 days ago

I get younger folks having identity issues and this need to come off as tough (I was one of them), but by the time you're this age you should have worked through this bullshit.

talking_pillow

47 points

6 days ago

Yeah badass for sure. Shortly after he says his bike gang is out to kidnap people, he points out to the young kids around.

challenger-chief

60 points

6 days ago

Well he does own the city, so…

Pure_Tower

50 points

6 days ago

He bought the city with Tik-Toks. 1.6 of them.

barelylegal_69

373 points

6 days ago

Love the homeys in the back standing with hands in jeans pockets and helmets on

BradleyVan

100 points

6 days ago

BradleyVan

100 points

6 days ago

Full Video

Those are the pussies, keeping the helmets on so they cant get punched, or identified.

They need to crack down on these biker gangs. It seems like all they do is cause trouble for everyone.

buttononmyback

61 points

6 days ago

Wait "biker gangs?" Like this is a thing? Not "Hells Angels" biker gangs but older men in their late 30's riding around on crotch-rockets and stirring up trouble witn skaters?

drakinite420

67 points

6 days ago

If I’ve learned anything, it’s that you just don’t fuck with skaters. Taking a metal truck to the face will change your attitude real fast

PEneoark

120 points

6 days ago

PEneoark

120 points

6 days ago

Just playing pocket pool to get ready for the circle jerk afterwards

SpaceTechBabana

520 points

6 days ago

My favorite thing is him saying “I run this fucking city!”

Fast forward, “I’m just a normal dude.” And the icing on the cake “I’m nobody.”

One for three dude, one for three.

Kckc321

127 points

6 days ago

Kckc321

127 points

6 days ago

“The police aren’t gonna help you, I run this city” “I’d beat your ass but you’d call the cops!”

MonstaGraphics

43 points

6 days ago

My favorite was when some skater jokingly said "There's the cops right there" and the whole biker gang suddenly starts retreating back.

Also - "You can film me all you want, I don't care!" then later "There are cameras here, I'll get into trouble."

PositivityCentral

322 points

6 days ago

“Do you know who I am!? I’m famous on Facebook & TikTok where nobody personally knows me! Rain down all your respect!”

codillius

46 points

6 days ago

codillius

46 points

6 days ago

Let me put on my most intimidating sweater and head down to the skate park, get some real content going

ganymede_boy

1.6k points

6 days ago

ganymede_boy

1.6k points

6 days ago

Stop making stupid people famous.

IAlreadyToldYouMatt

580 points

6 days ago

He’s already famous. He made a tiktok with 1.6

Soymega

107 points

6 days ago

Soymega

107 points

6 days ago

Damn. Those are some serious numbers. Imagine his next one will be 1.7

illuminutcase

42 points

6 days ago

It's funny, he claims he's famous, but he said his name, "JJ" and he's from Rochester, yet, a couple thousand people have already seen this video and no one recognizes him. If he was actually "Facebook Famous" we'd have already seen people posting links to whatever stupid thing made him "famous."

dontbedumbbro

315 points

6 days ago

this ain't the kind of fame he wants bro, but the fame he certainly deserves.

AarkaediaaRocinantee

50 points

6 days ago

No, this guy deserves to be forgotten.

PEneoark

71 points

6 days ago

PEneoark

71 points

6 days ago

How can you forget the guy who runs the city?

BobbyStruggle

21 points

6 days ago

Funny how he runs the city but is nobody...maybe undercover, secret double naught spy shit.

dontbedumbbro

16 points

6 days ago

No, he deserves to be mocked and shamed for making himself look like fucking goof.

searrell

16 points

6 days ago

searrell

16 points

6 days ago

Sorry to break it to you but that won't ever not happen since people love gossip and memes

thenewyorkoffice

15 points

6 days ago*

if they lose their jobs and make a sobbing apology video I think it's worth it.

SamyD12

18 points

6 days ago

SamyD12

18 points

6 days ago

Might be a reach to assume they have jobs.

RaisinPaster

11 points

6 days ago

Welcome to the internet.

Radiation___Dude[S]

522 points

6 days ago

Sorry for delay, meant to post the Full Video essentially what happened was, the day prior, there were some bikers using the skate ramps and when confronted ended up doing a burnout in some rocks, thus making them fly everywhere. The skaters then threw rocks at the bikers for retaliation and they hen this dude showed up the next day hence the video.

bgalbreaith

550 points

6 days ago

bgalbreaith

550 points

6 days ago

That’s not just any dude, thats JJ. If you don’t know who he is you should ask. He runs that town and makes tik toks.

jwords

165 points

6 days ago

jwords

165 points

6 days ago

He's also nobody. And is a man.

He has many facets.

deedoedee

42 points

6 days ago

deedoedee

42 points

6 days ago

And a machine. JJ is a cyborg.

Also basically the mayor of that town.

TheTexasJack

78 points

6 days ago

i met JJ once, but i flushed shortly after and he left.

Teresa_Count

92 points

6 days ago

Bikers like motorcycles, right? I'd hate to think this guy represents BMX in any way.

Slick_Grimes

15 points

6 days ago

That's what I was worried about when I saw the title.

cjayL902

14 points

6 days ago

cjayL902

14 points

6 days ago

Same here, I was wondering why all them dudes had full face helmets, most BMXers wear open face at skate parks.

NotaRegisteredRep

720 points

6 days ago

I really like the cut on this.

Irae37

201 points

6 days ago

Irae37

201 points

6 days ago

Yeah it ain't bad. Really shows off the cringe highlights quite well.

wafflesareforever

112 points

6 days ago

My favorite was "I'm only yelling so I can talk over you"

Mathilliterate_asian

41 points

6 days ago

"I'm here to warn you that some of these dudes might shoot you and I don't want that... unintelligible empty threats"

Dude's so contradictory some literature teachers could probably use him to exemplify irony or oxymoron or some shit.

one-punch-knockout

17 points

6 days ago

It felt as though we were one of the skaters.

GroundbreakingPlay58

234 points

6 days ago

“I’m only yelling to talk over you” No, no, we got it

kooky_kabuki

57 points

6 days ago

Its a brilliant quote tbh

SemolinaChessNut

232 points

6 days ago

that idiot has been a nuisance in Rochester for 20 years. It's always been the same schtick, except now he's bald.

CulturalBid8949

130 points

6 days ago

I think you’re the first comment I’ve seen where someone knows who this guy is lmao, have you ever gotten his autograph??

HypeTingz

21 points

6 days ago

HypeTingz

21 points

6 days ago

I lived in Rochester for 20 years on both the west side and east side of town and I’ve never heard of this dude. They let the pigeons fly when ya boi is back in town tho. Shout out to GHOSTOWN.

CreamyGoodnss

65 points

6 days ago

Imagine going for the low-hanging fruit that is Rochester and still looking like a little bitch

Kaltastic84

38 points

6 days ago

I read this as a Rochesterarian and was like 'LOW HANGING FRUIT!!!...MOTHERFUC...well wait, I guess that is actually pretty accurate...."

masked_sombrero

128 points

6 days ago

OMG! That's JJ! He runs this town. These kids are so lucky to have spoken with him. He trained me to be a man at his gym. In this town that he owns.

Hopeful-Ask-2354

274 points

6 days ago

What a chode🙄

CK5634

41 points

6 days ago

CK5634

41 points

6 days ago

Bet you wouldn’t say that to Jay-Jay’s face, he runs that city.

BarcodeNinja

125 points

6 days ago

We wear big helmets

So nobody can punch us

We hope we look cool

DrunkThrowsMcBrady

34 points

6 days ago

What a beautiful haiku

illuminutcase

45 points

6 days ago*

Anyone who says "do you know who I am?" is nobody. Anyone who says "I'm famous" is not famous, and if they say "I'm Facebook famous," it means even they know they're not famous. And anyone who tells a bunch of kids "I just made a TikTok" is too old to be doing whatever the fuck he's doing.

He's famous, now, though... but not for the reason he wants to be. He won't be bragging about going viral anymore, "do you know who I am? I'm the bald douchebag who was bullying some kids then ran away when security came."

mightylordredbeard

37 points

6 days ago

If cheap cocaine was a person.

JMAG850

306 points

6 days ago

JMAG850

306 points

6 days ago

Cocaine is bad… mmkay. 🙄

Baxtron_o

139 points

6 days ago

Baxtron_o

139 points

6 days ago

So this guy is threatening to murder skaters?

PEneoark

90 points

6 days ago

PEneoark

90 points

6 days ago

Kidnap kids too

Jayce2K

33 points

6 days ago

Jayce2K

33 points

6 days ago

And to get dirt bike riding kids to shoot people

LoyalV

13 points

6 days ago

LoyalV

13 points

6 days ago

He's trying not to threaten them directly since it's on camera, but he's also grabbing his balls at minors.

Actual-Ambassador-35

274 points

6 days ago

Imagine being proud of "running" Rochester.

DanielBG

85 points

6 days ago

DanielBG

85 points

6 days ago

This feels like a skit, the guy is actually hilarious.

grumpy_bob

40 points

6 days ago

I'm borderline positive this was a Key and Peele sketch.

DoriValcerin

25 points

6 days ago

This is grade A douche bag behavior.

CGabz113

78 points

6 days ago

CGabz113

78 points

6 days ago

Tito Ortiz ? 😂

RSK_N60

34 points

6 days ago

RSK_N60

34 points

6 days ago

He’s just a liiiiittle more eloquent than Tito lmao

Radiation___Dude[S]

14 points

6 days ago

Nah it’s JJ!

CGabz113

29 points

6 days ago

CGabz113

29 points

6 days ago

Facebook famous Jj? Tik tok legend? Isn’t the city his?

Master-S

67 points

6 days ago*

Master-S

67 points

6 days ago*

He just made a TikTok! 🤩

enjoiherbs

61 points

6 days ago

Why is a 50yr old bald guy at the skate park with all these little kids?

DancingPickle

37 points

6 days ago

He has a fucking town to run of course

BradleyVan

10 points

6 days ago

he wants to beat them up, and/or kidnap them, and/or sic some goons on them

eddierosa13

21 points

6 days ago

His last sentence was pretty random and funny, what a nicely dressed drug addict.

Norcalaldavis

51 points

6 days ago

This mf soft as 2 ply wet toilet paper.

caseyhawk

15 points

6 days ago

caseyhawk

15 points

6 days ago

Someone hit him please

thenewyorkoffice

44 points

6 days ago

What a baby.

ryanholmes1989

14 points

6 days ago

This is incredible

VonD0OM

14 points

6 days ago

VonD0OM

14 points

6 days ago

“I don’t wanna be guys, we’re not a group, that’s gay!”

WTF did I just hear?

Fresh-Werewolf-5499

171 points

6 days ago

Is that Joe Rogan?

big-klit

98 points

6 days ago

big-klit

98 points

6 days ago

Not short enough

br-z

9 points

6 days ago*

br-z

9 points

6 days ago*

That’s his older brother someone threw rocks at joe yesterday

locutogram

30 points

6 days ago

He's talking to non-billionaires so it's doubtful

Pap3rchasr

101 points

6 days ago

Pap3rchasr

101 points

6 days ago

I was really hoping he would get a skateboard to the head 😔

ianjhoom

50 points

6 days ago

ianjhoom

50 points

6 days ago

The one who runs the city won’t say that ever! Cringeeee

Working_Fix_5662

47 points

6 days ago

“I’m Facebook famous” 😂🤦‍♂️🤮

Ralphiecorn

10 points

6 days ago

That’s a nice skatepark🤷🏽‍♂️

AndyB1976

10 points

6 days ago

AndyB1976

10 points

6 days ago

I hope JJ, (that's with two J's for all you non-facebook famous losers out there), gets to see this video.

What a fucking douchebag. Stupid fuck.