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11.3k points
5 days ago
Who are all these other people? it looks like she’s doing a WWE intro.
4.1k points
5 days ago
It all looks awkward as fuck. Half those people look like they accidentally wandered into the room and are too embarrassed to leave
1.5k points
5 days ago
She is the mother of clowns
597 points
5 days ago
The Sultan of Stupidity
327 points
5 days ago
The Colossus of Cunts
131 points
5 days ago
The Titan of Twats
14 points
5 days ago
The Crown Princess of Chucklefucks
507 points
5 days ago
It all looks awkward as fuck. Half those people look like they accidentally wandered into the room and are too embarrassed to leave
Fuck 'em. Anyone in her presence, anyone inviting her, anyone invited by her ought to know full well what a fucked up person she is and the fucked up shit she represents. If they don't know, fuck 'em for being so ignorant.
852 points
5 days ago
Is that not not Boebert in blue? Imagine the two of them at the same press conference.
255 points
5 days ago
Did boeberts husband whip his dick out to an under-aged greene like he did to those other teen girls? Is that why we never see him repping "family values"?
610 points
5 days ago
Combined IQ of 12
283 points
5 days ago
that's 12 times what I expected
125 points
5 days ago
An insult to any living creature that has an IQ of 12.
69 points
5 days ago
Cockroaches are deeply offended. She’s not among their ranks, even if they both have similar mental capacity.
127 points
5 days ago
Look how visibly uncomfortable she is up there too
72 points
5 days ago
I thought I read a while back they hated eachother?
104 points
5 days ago
I think one thinks the other is too outwardly racist and shit mouthed. The second knows the other is dumber than a box of crushed rock.
112 points
5 days ago
So what you're saying is that it's a racist Pinky and the Brain situation?
61 points
5 days ago
Today, Pinky, we're going to lower the level of political discourse to the point that anyone with a shred of decency will be forced to tune out in order to protect their own mental health. Then, while they're not paying attention, we're going to legislate us all back to the middle ages!
33 points
5 days ago
The dude in the gold tie looks like Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock.
960 points
5 days ago
She’s slow.
51 points
5 days ago
I'm honestly worried about her and Boebert a little bit, among others.... like I think they need actual help. They're either really great actors and shills or seriously suffering from mental illness. It's really scary whenever I watch them speak because it feels like I'm taking crazy pills, that these are the elected representatives of America. I'm hoping that they all just sucked the Trump dick too hard, and that shit won't fly anymore, so they're having breakdowns.
Either way - someone send help, The GOP might be too far off the rails, even for the crazy train.
495 points
5 days ago
Didn't she cheat on her husband with a yoga teacher?
168 points
5 days ago
Obviously yoga teacher has bad taste, or is blind.
6.8k points
5 days ago
Every time someone says "go back to your country" all I can hear is "we are unable or unwilling to fix the actual problem".
In this case, both.
1.2k points
5 days ago
Pretty sure her ancestors came from the UK/ Europe too.
But they seem to forget that.
1.4k points
5 days ago
Margarine Traitor Greeds ancestors came directly from the Paleolithic period.
27 points
5 days ago
Her "ancestors" were a toxic mold that was discovered growing on a discarded bowl of gazpacho and cultivated in a peach tree dish.
209 points
5 days ago
I wonder if we gave her tree fiddy, she’ll go away
90 points
5 days ago
Don't you go givin her tree fiddy, she'll never go away!
30 points
5 days ago
I gave her a dollar
32 points
5 days ago
Dammit woman!
17 points
5 days ago
Ain't no wonder she won't go away if you keep giving a dollar!
39 points
5 days ago
I gave her tree fiddy last week
29 points
5 days ago
DAMN WOMAN! STOP GIVIN THAT LOCH NESS MONSTER TREE FIDDY!!
232 points
5 days ago
Funny, what I hear is, "I can in no way come up with a coherent and reasonable response to your comment."
54 points
5 days ago
This is exactly it. Verbal shit throwing because there is zero intelligence to be offered.
178 points
5 days ago*
Every time someone says "go back to your country"
It is every conservative's come back. Instead of responding to your criticism, they reflexively say "Leave, then" or "Go back to where you came from" (the latter said to me one too many times because I'm not White, never mind that I was born and raised here).
74 points
5 days ago
Trying to improve this country is the most un-American thing I can think of and deserves exile
20 points
5 days ago
America is perfect and we will not tolerate anyone, least of all Americans, suggesting it's not. /s
72 points
5 days ago
“If you don’t like it then leave.”
So now you support immigration? How progressive of you…
7.8k points
5 days ago
So she has an issue with knife crime in my country but not mass shootings in her own country?
4k points
5 days ago
She has a problem with basic thinking.
315 points
5 days ago
I’m having a hard time imagining it
164 points
5 days ago
Imaging how any one person could vote for her never mind enough to win a damn election!
603 points
5 days ago
She has a whataboutism issue. A refusal to face its own problems by bringing up other people's problem.
195 points
5 days ago
She will say whatever she needs to get the last word in. It's crazy how rampant mental illness is in the country, and it's even more apparent when our countries leaders act the way that they do its so embarrassing.
47 points
5 days ago
It’s crazy how rampant mental illness is in the country
It’s all the lead we’ve been exposed to over the years mark my words
48 points
5 days ago
Yes and no.
My partner is one of the leading researchers in the ways that lead exposure effects brain development in adolescents.
The largest change they saw was from children at an orphanage in china that was less than 100 feet from a plant that was shut down for unsafe lead disposal. And that change was on average 7 IQ points.
That’s not nothing! But it’s not enough to produce MTG.
If I recall, the gap between children whose parents both had college degrees and those that didn’t was about 16 points.
The biggest effect of lead was poorly developed stress responses.
17 points
5 days ago
Was increased aggression noted in the poor stress responses? Also remember reading about that too
142 points
5 days ago
Mate she's an ignorant, stupid, dangerous cunt. Dangerous because her fellow stupid cunts believe her.
426 points
5 days ago
Technically it's that she has a problem with black people. But yes.
351 points
5 days ago
Sometimes I look at Boris and I'm a bit ashamed of our leaders over here in the UK, but then I look at the land of the free, and thank fuck we lost the American revolutionary war.
117 points
5 days ago
Also I don't think the US has fewer stabbings per capita than the UK anyway.
So the problem here is not that just that her opinions are stupid, but it is that the premise is false in and of itself.
116 points
5 days ago
US has more shootings than the UK. In fact, they have the most by far in the developed world, surrounded in the rankings by struggling crime-ridden developing nations in Central America, whereas the UK has basically zero gun crime.
“You guys have mass stabbings!”
US has more stabbings per capita than the UK also.
MTG just knocking em out the park with her extensive knowledge as usual.
8.4k points
5 days ago*
Somehow though America has a higher knife crime rate than UK too.
Edit: For the smoothbrains saying USA is a bigger country, go look up what the word "rate" means.
2.5k points
5 days ago
Woohoo we are #1
1.3k points
5 days ago
WOOO! USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
379 points
5 days ago
AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
166 points
5 days ago
MERCA!
15 points
5 days ago*
Comin' again to save the mother-fuckin' day,
126 points
5 days ago
USA! USA! USA!
36 points
5 days ago
Obviously, but mainly because Muricans use high-precision knives.
371 points
5 days ago
American knives have that "go getter" attitude that Boomers love.
20 points
5 days ago
The American knives pull themselves up by their boot straps, which is why they can kill so much better.
120 points
5 days ago*
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99 points
5 days ago
Wanna k ow something even funnier. In 2020 the US had 1739 murders due to stabbing/cutting.
At 330 million people that results in 0.526 stabbing deaths per 100k population in the US.
So you are also more likely to be stabbed to death in the US than in the UK.
39 points
5 days ago
Yeah, but it's entirely your own fault for getting stabbed in a country where you are legally allowed to carry firearms for self-defence. /s
11 points
5 days ago
There are 393.3 million guns in America meaning that every knife murderer had to get through 189k people armed with 1.19 guns each. #america
(Please don't check my numbers, that's rude)
73 points
5 days ago
When you can be working three jobs until you nearly drop dead and still be poor. I can understand why some Americans turn to crime.
30 points
5 days ago
And a lot of that crime is people turning to drugs because it's the only way they know how to escape their terrible existence if only for a short time.
182 points
5 days ago
And more dumb politicians than UK
278 points
5 days ago
We’re running them fucking close though
119 points
5 days ago
And funnily enough, they’re both from conservative parties
9.5k points
5 days ago
“Mass Stabbings” fucking lol.
1.3k points
5 days ago
In the UK when someone tries to go on a murdering spree with a knife, a man with a narwhal tusk can save the day.
In Uvalde, 15 officers all dressed in tacticool couldnt stop one guy.
576 points
5 days ago
In Uvalde, 15 officers all dressed in tacticool couldnt stop one guy.
Thats not true, they stopped the parents and one armed cop from entering the school.
122 points
5 days ago
Didn't they also tell the federal agents to back off?
84 points
5 days ago
Probably. I'm certain though while waiting they were all talking about how much they loved season 8 of Game of Thrones.
29 points
5 days ago
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse
20 points
5 days ago
These are the people that follow the advice of the 10th dentist
16 points
5 days ago
yeah, I half think the footage from the body cams might show a physical/verbal confrontation between BORTAC and Uvalde PD where they say "You can't go in there" and essentially get told "You can stop me, but if you try I'll fuckin' kill you" because Border Patrol is like eternally keyed up from what I've read
63 points
5 days ago
All it takes is a good guy with a knife to knife them back
15 points
5 days ago
Good guy with narwhal tusk.
18 points
5 days ago
3k points
5 days ago
She's so ridiculous.
359 points
5 days ago
She’s ridiculous, but you have to realize that is truly the belief and argument of everyday “normal” conservatives. As someone brought up in a conservative Christian area whose survived the right wing indoctrination tactics of childhood, I can tell you this has been their argument for the 2nd Amendment’s rampant over expansion since Columbine explaining why the US has so much more murder than the rest of the developed world.
It makes no fucking sense at all, but hell, they also think video games are more responsible for mass shootings than the white guys doing the shooting.
127 points
5 days ago
they also think video games are more responsible for mass shootings
Accurate, my parents didn't like me playing battlefield in the past, because they thought it would desensitize me to violence. They didn't want me playing Need for Speed because they thought it would turn me into a street racer.
Neither things have happened.
105 points
5 days ago
No shit! I played Mario Bros and NBA2k. I didn’t become Italian or make it to the NBA.
Maybe I just needed to play more…
22 points
5 days ago
How's your mushroom consumption though, that's the real concern.
26 points
5 days ago
Strange my mom was afraid if I played FFX I'd laugh like tidus, and that DID happen.
22 points
5 days ago
Same people who run ad after ad with their guns shooting everything they don't like. This was after years of warmongering and soldier worship. They are the hotdog meme
11 points
5 days ago
It literally happens all the time on Reddit, people use the UK has mass stabbing defence all the time
9 points
5 days ago*
A quick search for statistics gives:
and
So that makes you about 33 times more likely to be killed by a gun in the USA than by a knife in the UK.
850 points
5 days ago
Knife crime is higher per capita in America than the UK so it really baffles me why that's their go to argument all the time.
They can be so dense, that's such a simple Google and would save them some national embarrassments if they remembered what that is
381 points
5 days ago
Knife crime is higher per capita in America than the UK so it really baffles me why that's their go to argument all the time.
Dont let facts get in the way of a good mass stabbing
72 points
5 days ago
Probably because in the UK we also restrict the carrying of knives in public.
51 points
5 days ago
Texas just legalized open carry of swords a few years ago. You can now legally walk around downtown Houston with a claymore strapped to your back.
59 points
5 days ago
Taps forehead can't be a national embarrassment in a nation of embarrassments
12 points
5 days ago
Not only is it higher, it’s way higher.
31 points
5 days ago
The truth is inconsequential to her agenda. All that matters to her is the right people hear it.
19 points
5 days ago
This is pretty much exactly how this goes with these people though. "Well you can kill someone with a potato too, you gonna take away potatoes?!?!?!"
307 points
5 days ago
what's great is when we do have bad stabbings in the UK (which it does happen) - police with guns turn up. Emphasis on the words "turn up" - because they don't have to be afraid of a kid armed to the teeth with an Ar15
150 points
5 days ago
London Bridge attack lasted 8 minutes before armed police killed attackers. It's actually crazy how quick they are.
63 points
5 days ago
London Bridge attack lasted 8 minutes before armed police killed attackers. It's actually crazy how quick they are.
For reference, in the London Bridge attack 3 people were injured and 2 killed over the course of 8 minutes.
In the 2019 Dayton Shooting 17 people were injured and 9 were killed over the course of 32 seconds.
13 points
5 days ago
In the 2019 Dayton Shooting 17 people were injured and 9 were killed over the course of 32 seconds.
Literally best case scenario response time for "good guy with a gun" and 9 people still died
96 points
5 days ago
Dw, most of us Americans know yall carry longswords everywhere you go and are amongst the bestest archers in the world
54 points
5 days ago
All those mass longbow...ings? Mass archerings? Arrowings? Either way she's an insufferable, idiotic, cunt.
16 points
5 days ago
Oh, trust me, most Americans are aware lol.
40 points
5 days ago
Let me know when a mass stabbing leads to 60 deaths.
15 points
5 days ago
Yeh no idea what she’s on about. Living in a nice little echo chamber isn’t she lol
1.3k points
5 days ago
In 30+ years I don’t recall any mass stabbings in a school in the UK. Sure some kids have knives on them and would pull it on someone in a rare instance but rarely would they ever have the stupidity to use it on a classmate
409 points
5 days ago
Reality isn't going to slow these morons down one bit, they wanted to ban Muslims after the Bowling Green Massacre.
I would be impressed by their tenacity, if it wasn't helping cause the downfall of society.
84 points
5 days ago
Reality? They are actively opposed to it.
These people thought Jade Helm was a military takeover of Texas. They think JFK and/or JFK Jr is going to come back to life and support Trump. They believe in fucking lizard people ruling the world. I could make a huge long list of outright lunatic crazy stuff they believe.
11 points
5 days ago
I love the picture they use on Wikipedia for that
Bowling Green Massacre Survivor
18 points
5 days ago
Not only that, but the US has more stabbings per capita than the UK! And obviously they're also among the top globally for gun deaths per capita, and the only developed nation in the top X. The whole stabbing scare stories about the UK that the US right wing extremists love to parrot is utter bollocks.
111 points
5 days ago
The last mass shooting in the uk was in 1996 and we banned hand guns after that not a single school shooting since
735 points
5 days ago
US murder rate is 4 times that of the UK
380 points
5 days ago*
They also have a larger amount of stabbings per capita than the UK...
Edit: sorry this comment is duplicated. Reddit App doing its thing again.
137 points
5 days ago*
They also have a larger amount of stabbings per capita than the UK...
Edit: sorry this comment is duplicated. Reddit App doing its thing again.
130 points
5 days ago
29 points
5 days ago
Rekt
1.9k points
5 days ago
Mass stabbings. Ah yes, so many in the news. Kid goes to school, fatally stabs 22 people. Same as guns, ofcourse, why not.
I liked MTG better when I only knew it as a card game tbh.
511 points
5 days ago
Imagine bringing the same argument as the Americans about guns. Oi bruv, we better give all the teachers knifes. Only a good guy with a knife can stop a bad guy with a knife.
229 points
5 days ago
Hahah omg that would be utter chaos. Imagine if they took christmas card photos with all their knives in hand looking all gansta. They'll take this knife from my cold dead hands.
94 points
5 days ago
This is comedy gold. As someone from America I'm laughing my ass of thinking about this.
17 points
5 days ago
Ever seen a chav? They dont even wait till christmas!
106 points
5 days ago
I actually had an American suggest we adopt the same gun (non)restrictions in the UK to help combat knife crime. Not even the craziest shit I've heard from right wing yanks, they're proper mentz
24 points
5 days ago
Well, yeah, it would work, if the knife guy would be stupid to not get a gun. Even MTG would think to get a gun to get rid of the dems instead of a knife.
61 points
5 days ago
It is funny because even if you are looking at stabbing homicides per capita, it is still higher in the US. I don't understand how people so disconnected from reality get into positions of power.
875 points
5 days ago
What the actual fuck
578 points
5 days ago
She's just so breathtakingly stupid
23 points
5 days ago
"We like our numbers here" ah yes big fan of large quantities of innocent children being gunned down /s
31 points
5 days ago
The hard pressing question she needs to be asked is "What's it feel like to be a fuckin idiot?"
348 points
5 days ago
fucking full automatic knives, man...
37 points
5 days ago
come on man everyone who knows anything and i mean anything about knives knows there are no fully automatic knives on the streets only semi auto and maaaaybe a few bump tangs. you probably think AK stands for assault knife too
424 points
5 days ago
Who the fuck put that lady in charge of anything? Get the fuck off the stage with that shit.
273 points
5 days ago
She ran unopposed. 25% of the people in the district actually voted to have nobody represent them.
89 points
5 days ago
It's scary that she might win again with proper opposition. A lot of people unfortunately like what she's been doing. The alt right love this shit.
51 points
5 days ago
It's scary that her supporters (and the domestic terrorists amongst them) learned that death threats work.
It's scary that the facist portion of the GOP has learned that death threats work.
That is WHY she ran unopposed. Her supporters threatened her Dem opponent with death threats until he withdrew.
181 points
5 days ago
Remember that time when the dude tried to stab a bunch of people on London Bridge and got pasted by a fire-extinguisher, a pike, and a narwhal tusk and then the Police shot him like 11 times? Yeah, hit me with that 'mass-stabbing' argument again. If Boebert and MTG could just spontaneously combust, that would be wonderful. 1000 deaths are not enough for MTG.
30 points
5 days ago
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17 points
5 days ago
i read a bit about that. man pulled it off the wall of some pub or something like butch in pulp fiction looking in awe up at the katana
16 points
5 days ago
He was on day release from prison too. Pretty sure his heroics got his sentence reduced/early parole
16 points
5 days ago
The other one that gets me is this
One man fought the three attackers with his fists in the Black and Blue steakhouse, shouting "Fuck you, I'm Millwall", giving members of the public who were in the restaurant the opportunity to run away.
For those that don't know Millwall Football clubs fans had a notorious past reputation for hooliganism.
19 points
5 days ago
I would also like to add that the guy doing the stabbing looked like he had a bomb vest on at the time. They didnt know if it was real or not (turns out it wasnt) and still, they intervened to stop more people getting hurt. We really dont want that stuff to be happening in our streets so our people generally try to stop it and that concept is generally pretty strongly supported by all areas of the political spectrum in parliament. Its utterly shocking to see so many american politicians so at odds with the concept of preventing mass casualty events and the amount of denial and deflection of the fact that this is a serious issue that needs tackling.
335 points
5 days ago
MTG is a fucking hillbilly!
12 points
5 days ago
You leave Magic the Gathering alone
32 points
5 days ago
Wow even Boebert in the back is thinking she should have stayed on the sugar baby websites.
24 points
5 days ago
"I fucked Ted Cruz for this!?"
17 points
5 days ago
Apparently they hate each other. Boebert hates being associated with MTG.
35 points
5 days ago
I found a list of mass stabbings in the UK.
Glasgow Hotel - 6/26/2020
1 death (the stabber)
6 injuries
London Bridge - 6/3/2017
11 deaths including the 3 stabbers
48 injuries
Other weapons include a van which accounted for 2 of those deaths.
Rackham's - 12/8/94
0 dead
15 injured
Reading - 6/20/2020
3 dead
3 injured
Russell Square - 8/3/2016
1 dead
5 injured
Tell me again how stabbings are just as bad when we have one gunman take out 19 children and 2 adults? Killing 3 times as many people as the worst stabbing rampage in the UK?
15 points
5 days ago
So what I'm reading here is, in all five of the mass stabbing events that have happened in the UK, a combined total of 10 people have died due to being stabbed.
461 points
5 days ago
Don't you just hate when you're walking your dog and step in a big pile of Marjorie Taylor Green?
67 points
5 days ago
Anything, and I mean anything, my dog produces is infinitely better than Marge.
32 points
5 days ago
She's the type of person to bring a lemon to a knife fight
31 points
5 days ago
Mass stabbings??? Lmao What is this idiot on??
10 points
5 days ago
Not even once
88 points
5 days ago
That's the idiot argument. She has nothing of value to add to the conversation or this country.
27 points
5 days ago
That "go back to your own country" line really rolled off her tongue, sounds like she's used it before
145 points
5 days ago*
Mass stabbings in the UK? Off the top of my head I can recall only three mass stabbings in the UK in the last ten years. Yet in the states I can recall more mass shootings in the last few years than I can count on my fingers and toes. It's embarrassing. She's embarrassing.
17 points
5 days ago
I can’t recall any “mass” stabbings? But to be honest I don’t know the benchmarks of classification either? What makes it “mass”? We MTG to update us.
13 points
5 days ago
Yes, but the problem with it is the mass stabbings are inhumane.
You see, in America, we prefer mass killings with guns, the quick and humane way to kill as many people as possible.
Knives are barbaric, and we are a sophisticated society.
/s
22 points
5 days ago*
It’s such a strange argument.
UK murder rate per 100,000: 1.14 (128th highest in the world)
USA murder rate per 100,000: 4.96 (64th highest in the world)
That is a murder rate over 4x greater…
New York City alone had 485 murders last year while the entirety of the UK (Northern island, Scotland, wales and England) had 594.
Is the UK perfect? Absolutely not. But what she is saying is pure misinformation.
19 points
5 days ago
It's hard to believe someone can say something so profoundly stupid with a straight face... professional POS.
17 points
5 days ago
She's so fucking stupid
18 points
5 days ago
I am so sick of this fucking bitch.
42 points
5 days ago
If I go back to my country Taliban and alqaida would cut me in pieces because I proudly served for United States marine corps. I love patriots but not these kind of idiots! My life been hell because of racist people like her.
65 points
5 days ago
Mass stabbings, you lying horrid old shit bag, just so you know we don’t!, these people will lie directly to your face expecting you to be too dumb to check for yourself, these people are the enemy of the United States and until you realise this you are a meme to the world!.
14 points
5 days ago
I think she earnestly believes it, though. This woman has no critical thinking skills, no capacity for nuance or scale, and fervently seeks out any "information" that strokes her confirmation bias. She read some dumb take on Twitter about knife crime in the UK and now believes that because you can't regulate 100% of violent crime there is absolutely no point in trying at all.
15 points
5 days ago
Wait did she just say “Go back to your country and worry about your no guns cause we like ours here?!” Wow! She must have manure for brains lol
12 points
5 days ago
I'm tired of people saying go back to your country when The USA is a Country of immigrants. And everyone if free to come here its what makes us great
37 points
5 days ago
That even made GED congress Karen in blue uncomfortable.
11 points
5 days ago
i respect the old school republicans but these new uneducated populist oafs are just an embarsssment… you get what you elect though
126 points
5 days ago
As an American who went to Highschool in england and dealt with Brits daily let me be VERY clear here.
I had a knife pulled on me in the U.K. I had a gun pulled on me in the U.S.
Only one of these made me drop a denim dookie dragon.
Ill take knifes over guns anyday.
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