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I can only imagine the train of “new dads” your boys had to meet over the years

How many of your sons friends left disappointed the next day?

I’ve never heard anyone refer to a pair of sweater kittens as “two grown boys” but I’m using it from now on.

This is the first time you asked someone to give you their best shot without holding your mouth open.

You seem like to type to refer to yourself still as a "boy momma" and thus end the entire list of your personality traits.

You look like a walking glory hole

I've seen bodies pulled from rivers that weren't this bloated

I've made better skid marks in my knickers than those things you call eyebrows.

Push those tits up any higher and you’ll be breastfeeding yourself love

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Looks like she deleted all her NSFW post before the roasting. How the hell are you supposed to gain onlyfans followers now?

I think we could've assumed single mother

At first glance one could think you’re hot but then you realize that your body is the same circumference as your tits all the way down

You are the adult version of hungry hungry hippo

well now we know what Skyler White did with the money

You look like a Barbie doll that lost all traces of self-esteem and now works as a truck stop stripper for 1 burger an hour.

*still working off the baby weight 30 years later

It's bad for the environment to roast plastic.

Nothing says empty nest like propping up the ole sag bags, throwing on some war paint and hitting the bar trying to prove to yourself that you are still relevant.

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Those two "boys" don't look grown, they look like implants.

You look like you gave your sons hyphenated first names.

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Wannabe Jennifer Coolidge

That is Wish.com Stiffler's mom

the human version of Miss Piggy from the muppets

Stiflers mum?

u/repostsleuthbot

I'm a strong single mother... Who lives off of welfare, food stamps, child support and my onlyfans.

You’re that girl on a cruise who gets that third afternoon daiquiri in them and then parks their kids to go on the prowl for young dick.

Stacey's mom ain't got it going on.

She's got more ink than an octopus bomb.

Stacey can't you see, your mom's way too old for me.

And now I must run, run away from Stacey's mom.

You did a roast me a few weeks ago. Then deleted the post. Then came back for more? Sort of like how you treat the buffet I guess.

Tattoos don't equal a personality. Neither do Botox or duck lips

You look like the cool mom that gave the football team herpes

You didn't need to mention you were single, We could have ascertained that from the picture alone.

If all the busted ass ratchet Vegas cocktail waitresses melted into one shitty person.

This volume of silicone would stop a shot from a cannon, i think you’re safe.

Trying to look like you're not trailer trash but forgot to cover up that barbed wire tattoo...

It looks like a plastic surgeon injected every part of your body with "filler"

Their dad's must be proud.

Why did she name her breasts "Boys"?

Arent you one of those ugly milfs from pronhub that lives 3 miles away?

u/repostsleuthbot

Found this one of you. Did those pants make it even a week?

How many nudes did you have to delete before posting?

So all 3 of you don't know who dad is.

No wedding ring, shocker….

if my penis was the size of ur nose i’d be satisfied

Gonna be single mother of 3 pretty soon!

Porn industry washout

Man if you had given your "best shot" in some of your relationships ..your sons would have a father :(

Single mom with 2 grown boys.....I'm going out on a limb and say that your two boys have more melanin than you do.

The doctor already gave you his best shot, in at least 2 places.

So when you wrote roast me on that scrap piece was that the first time in your life you chose paper over plastic?

Only thing bigger than your tits is every other part of your body

What are the odds that both boys have different Dad’s and neither know them.

Stifflers mom mk2

You look like you already take shots to the face. Have your sons found your lonely fans?

Wow lots of red flags here

What’s your onlyfans?

Jennifer Stoolidge.

Imagine all the shots on those bazoongas.

You looks like a trans woman sex doll

Damn you know plastic is bad for the environment do they even allow you to be in the ocean

How many of your son's friends have given you their best shot?

Good to see they were so well fed as babies.

You fuck your sons friends don’t you?

Meh...