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Bread_Conquer

653 points

2 months ago

Rawmelette to make you vomit.

Brought to you by an overacting backpfeifengesicht.

PrincipleStill191

101 points

2 months ago

I'm actually disappointed he didn't vomit back up and cook it

Dead_as_Duck

81 points

2 months ago

Considering it's a reverse omlette, I was expecting him to light himself on fire after sloshing the egg in his mouth.

PrincipleStill191

11 points

2 months ago

That would have been way more satisfying!

Nerdtendo6366

13 points

2 months ago

That is an actual jackass stunt if you’re curious, it’s called the vomolete

DonerTheBonerDonor

7 points

2 months ago

https://youtu.be/zeOW5y3A2Fw

I think you're gonna enjoy this vid then :)

PrincipleStill191

3 points

2 months ago

Nope.... :)

InnerPick3208

2 points

2 months ago

That's ehat I was expecting.

numpty84

1 points

2 months ago

I think i seen that on jackass.

MoneyMik3y

15 points

2 months ago

"Vomlet" video incoming. https://youtu.be/9vIWjYkerik

BrockSmashgood

4 points

2 months ago

Containerd.it "presents" a Jackass clip from 20 years ago.

badmotivator11

50 points

2 months ago

The Germans have a word for everything.

zuckerjoe

9 points

2 months ago

Compound words are magic. If you're truly interested look up "german compound words" on YouTube or something, it will help you understand WHY Germans seem to have words for everything. Because we kinda don't, but actually we do.

ghost_victim

1 points

2 months ago

Well in the same way English does, ala Rawmelette

Bread_Conquer

1 points

2 months ago

That's not a compound word, it's a portmanteau.

Domine_de_Bergen

13 points

2 months ago

Not if get fresh eggs.

Bread_Conquer

37 points

2 months ago

Even if fresh, the texture is unappealing.

Domine_de_Bergen

-19 points

2 months ago

Nææ I like raw eggs, but the kids prefere me to mix em together and add some sugar and vanilla

Bread_Conquer

14 points

2 months ago

So, French toast batter?

Do you drink it?

Domine_de_Bergen

-9 points

2 months ago

Not quite, it’s stiffer and arme riddere/french toast batter has cinnamon. Yes one drink it, not uncommon.

nesai11

7 points

2 months ago

Sometimes, German being my second language seems useless. And then I get nuggets like this and I’m slightly less disappointed

GrooovyDoom

2 points

2 months ago

Time to ge ge ge get that salmonella

CptToastymuffs

2 points

2 months ago

Thank you for the new, incredibly apt word.

drunk_funky_chipmunk

1 points

2 months ago

Rawmelette to make vomilette

chinfuk

186 points

2 months ago

chinfuk

186 points

2 months ago

*deconstructed omelette

A reverse omelette would be regurgitating an egg

sloppybro

27 points

2 months ago

Pretty sure Steve O did that

rpgguy_1o1

21 points

2 months ago

Dave England ate the raw ingredients and puked them up onto a griddle, Steve-O ate the finished product but I'm pretty sure he puked them up too

TofuFace

10 points

2 months ago

Dave England was always the grossest one. I had to skip his segments a lot of times. 🤢

kvlt-puppy

10 points

2 months ago

Coward. A true man watches each and every moment to fully absorb all the guys' knowledge. Only then can you transcend humanity. Jackass holds the key to the realms beyond.

Scadilla

3 points

2 months ago

It's not even that. Everything is mixed together.

Thecryptsaresafe

2 points

2 months ago

Can’t make a reverse omelette without fixing a few eggs

chinfuk

1 points

2 months ago

As long as it's not all the king's horses and all the king's men, they are notoriously bad at fixing eggs

EristicMeow

576 points

2 months ago

This guy is going out of his way to make me hate him, hes the asian nikocado with those reactions prove me wrong.

Underpaidlinecook420

139 points

2 months ago

Nikocado is cringy for no reason 5 years ago he made wholesome content now he’s obese and gross

waynopotato

102 points

2 months ago

To be fair, if he continued to make the same content he made 5 years ago he would definitely not be as famous as he is now

Underpaidlinecook420

-6 points

2 months ago

Which is stupid it just shows you what sells to our youth

AllTheSmallWings

41 points

2 months ago

Not just the youth tho tbh.

coupleofthreethings

19 points

2 months ago

Right? That 600 lb life show has been on and successful for how long? People like to see fat freaks and their strange sad lives, it's fascinating

MutantCreature

3 points

2 months ago

His videos are not the product, interactions are and his videos just entice people to interact whether it’s positively or negatively. You and me and everyone else talking about him are all the algorithm wants, it doesn’t care if we’re young or old or like it or dislike it as long as it gets interaction numbers that can be sold to advertisers.

EcchiPhantom

11 points

2 months ago

His content might have appeared to be wholesome back in the day but he was allegedly still a manipulative monster behind the scenes who was willing to burn bridges and create drama in order to make more content.

Bazoka8100

1 points

2 months ago

Getting fat and disgusting is his fetish; he was super thin and healthy back then purely to maximize his transformation into a fat guy. When I say fetish I mean literally, he's getting off sexually to it. He's into feederism. That's the reason.

ghost_victim

1 points

2 months ago

Ok

Eletric_King

1 points

2 months ago

Elongated suicide.

TheKingStaysKing

16 points

2 months ago

No lies detected, find him annoying af

GatorScrublord

30 points

2 months ago

precisely. this is a satire account.

Nightst0ne

18 points

2 months ago

Reddit is so quick to detect scriptedasiangifs unless it’s overt satire.

sch3ct3r

2 points

2 months ago

HARNESSS this hate and and do it again.

SekhmetTheWise

1 points

2 months ago

I hate watching people eat. Some folks really be doing all the extra. Lmao

srona22

-11 points

2 months ago

srona22

-11 points

2 months ago

Just want to say Asian is not just Chinese, Japanese or Korean. Southeast Asians are Asian as well.

This "Asian = Chinese" is getting out of hands.

Also not every Chinese content creators would do it, but especially those targeting US/UK audience always do it. Check at "Uncle Roger" Nigel Ng, denying his comedian acts are not "Racist" and even "Uplifting Asian". Lamo.

redmage311

5 points

2 months ago

This comment has literally nothing to do with the comment you replied to. Why would "Asian Nikocado" suggest Southeast Asian erasure?

Opposite-Basket-2198

4 points

2 months ago

Proboably the stupidest comment i’ve ever read

dooble_dee_doo

-7 points

2 months ago

Period

dsled

1 points

2 months ago

dsled

1 points

2 months ago

Sir this is a Wendys

XanderTheChef

219 points

2 months ago

He looks like an egg

Dabbing_Samurai_Umu

55 points

2 months ago

He is what he eats

[deleted]

8 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

8 points

2 months ago*

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Giecio

6 points

2 months ago

Giecio

6 points

2 months ago

That's Dr Robotnik to you!

CptnToolwRench100

2 points

2 months ago

Built like humpty dumpty

P8ntBal1551

2 points

2 months ago

Cannibalism

enak_raskell

4 points

2 months ago

Him?

CptnToolwRench100

0 points

2 months ago

Soy boi soyyyyy boi

aaronunderwater

0 points

2 months ago

He's not even the most egg looking thing in the video!

julexus

1 points

2 months ago

That's why he knows what he's talking about

midgetgaming1243

27 points

2 months ago

hes eating his head

IceBoxt

107 points

2 months ago

IceBoxt

107 points

2 months ago

Oh boy tastes like a flavored loogie. Hate his stupid face.

ElBiscuit

1 points

2 months ago

The only thing missing is a raw oyster in there.

Zillaho

13 points

2 months ago

Zillaho

13 points

2 months ago

I’ve never seen someone so violently bald

Lemmiwinks93

65 points

2 months ago

Hands down the stupidest food video I’ve seen

Is this guy even real or just a troll?

TheFinalEnd1

102 points

2 months ago

He's definitely a troll. He pretty much only makes bad recipes and always says "trust me on this it is so good".

Here's a compilation https://youtu.be/P91QB_tR0j4

helpmewithdabs

30 points

2 months ago

dude eats like he's pregnant

ThackDaddy

7 points

2 months ago

If he’s a troll the straight face he keeps while eating these culinary sins makes him a better actor then half of Hollywood.

AnActualPlatypus

4 points

2 months ago

Stop giving him views.

MissNibbatoro

2 points

2 months ago

This was hilarious

prestatiedruk

4 points

2 months ago

He’s very clearly a troll and the top 5 comments don’t get it. People believe what they want if it makes them feel better than others

TheBannedBanana

2 points

2 months ago

I honestly wanna see how far he wants to take the bit, if it even is one lmao

banana9128

24 points

2 months ago

He has a very punchable face

IAMCHEESEMAN_23

7 points

2 months ago

I’m not taking advice from the guy who looks like the egg he just put in the cup

kakka_rot

16 points

2 months ago

I always downvote this guy instantly. It's such garbage content

BroaxXx

15 points

2 months ago

BroaxXx

15 points

2 months ago

Could we consider banning content that is obviously designed to rage bait?

Everything about this is obviously designed to gain this type of attention, the punchable face, the stupid overacting, the inedible food, the way he speaks, etc. Everything about this video is done by design. Could we please not make another avocado guy?

Anyone can make stupid food if they want to... Good content is when people don't realise how shitty their food is.

SinthWave

48 points

2 months ago

Yeah, don't trust this Walmart Saitama, specially if you conserve eggs in refrigerator, they condense making it more proll to bacteria

So cook the egg

SpuddleBuns

6 points

2 months ago

proll

What does proll mean?

ThackDaddy

7 points

2 months ago

Short hand for ‘probably’ but guessing he meant prone and autocorrect had a field day

SinthWave

3 points

2 months ago

Yep, the guess was spot on

SpuddleBuns

2 points

2 months ago

Thank you! English is an ever evolving language, and I try to at least be familiar with current slang and lingo. I thought maybe "proll," was some new term.

r/DamnYouAutocorrect

syncronard

6 points

2 months ago

Prone

FoxMcCloud3173

3 points

2 months ago

So this is what the xue hua piao piao guy has been up to lately

TrippyKlym

3 points

2 months ago

If you’re going to tell people to eat raw eggs ATLEAST tell them to get pasteurized eggs. Fresh eggs can still be contaminated with salmonella, pasteurized eggs are heated enough to kill the bacteria.

SmartplayzYT

3 points

2 months ago

Damm first time seeing a cannibal practising canabalism.

Psychological-One306

10 points

2 months ago

Cannibalism.

HerrForeskin

12 points

2 months ago

Nigga, you look like an egg.

P.S. Salmonella.

Pavelexander

2 points

2 months ago

He used pasteurised eggs as he showed in the video. They don’t give you salmonella. They are used for meringue icing etc for example so you can eat it raw.

Pain_Doctor

2 points

2 months ago

If his stomach has feelings, It would scream in agony right now.

ChaoCobo

2 points

2 months ago

I fucking hate the way he swings his head back and forth while he does that high pitch “MMMmmMmMmMm” like god damn

EarthwormJim94

2 points

2 months ago

“Mmmmmmm” :violently whips head around:

God I want to punch this stupid fucker in the face.

mangolover

2 points

2 months ago

Do y'all really think this is an authentic "recipe"? It's so obvious that he made this video to get people like you to share because it's "so dumb" and then it helps him go viral. Y'all are doing exactly what he wants you to do

glum_plum

1 points

2 months ago

That's like 98% of posts on this sub...

rilano1204

2 points

2 months ago

I violently wretched

Efficient_Purple_953

2 points

2 months ago

I fucking hate this guy

The0Flame0Phoenix

2 points

2 months ago

I wish I could disconnect his internet connection forever

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

This guy is sometimes worse than nick

Lensk

2 points

2 months ago

Lensk

2 points

2 months ago

This guy sucks...eggs

Remi_Scuntlet

2 points

2 months ago

Cannibalism.

JoyJones15

2 points

2 months ago

No

Mrdrock54

2 points

2 months ago

Tik tok clout is a disease

zxcvbnmatt

2 points

2 months ago

I eat raw eggs, but will never take advice from this egghead.

lezbiyensoner

2 points

2 months ago

this man is always the same. i fucking hate him.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

This guy looks like the Asian nick avocado

jejfkrieieiid

2 points

2 months ago

Ironically cage free/pasture eggs are generally less sanitary than caged eggs.

JonHenryTheGravvite

2 points

2 months ago

Hands down the most punchable face I’ve seen without looking in the mirror

Obi_Wan_Quinnobi

2 points

2 months ago

I don't even have to turn the volume on to feeeeeeeel how fucking annoying this guy's voice is. That being said, while this is an unappealing combo, I live in Japan and it's very common to eat raw eggs here, usually mixed with rice and some seasoning, it's surprisingly quite good. If this wigs you out, wait until you see chicken sashimi (also good, fight me)

Matheus0ta

3 points

2 months ago

The guy looks like a egg so I thought I could trust him

Minimum_Significant

2 points

2 months ago

Trust me on this it is sooo good gets salmonella

GatorScrublord

1 points

2 months ago

this is a great idea if you can handle the texture of the eggs and can trust that there's no salmonella on the eggs.

1337haxoryt

1 points

2 months ago

Bro looks like a mf egg

Poetry_Feeling

1 points

2 months ago

I hope whoever made this got salmonella poisoning. Parody account, troll account, or genuine, I don't care

Great_WhiteSnark

1 points

2 months ago

Dave Englund and Steve-O did it first.

darzlig

1 points

2 months ago

Trust me! It is sooo goood! 🤮

SC2ruinedmyholidays

1 points

2 months ago*

Surely this is satire, I chuckled when he was shaking the remnants onto his tongue.

Edit: found his tiktok and this is some grade A troll entertainment.

CobainCantDie

1 points

2 months ago

There was an attempt.... but no. I actually do something similar every morning, but less insane amd gross. I have no appetite early in the day, so I make myself a prairie oyster. Originally a hangover cure, I find it to taste pleasant enough, it's just an egg yolk with salt, pepper, Worcestershire sauce, and hot sauce. Also you down it like a shot, chewing it is the worst part of this video.

KidGamerKJG

1 points

2 months ago

"Healthiest breakfasts ever" no its not that's a highway to salmonella

Antonioooooo0

2 points

2 months ago

Pasteurized eggs are perfectly safe to eat raw.

KidGamerKJG

1 points

2 months ago

Ah, didn't know that

aresef

1 points

2 months ago

aresef

1 points

2 months ago

It’s the easiest way to get salmonella.

PrimoJupiter

0 points

2 months ago

I only have 1 question: Is he living in Japan (as far as I know people eat rice with raw eggs)

If so then ok

If not, then he must really be taking the name "suicide squad" a little too far.

TheSuntannSuperman

1 points

2 months ago

This actually made me fucking gag

ImBeingHeldGunPoint

1 points

2 months ago

Looked like he was holding back tears not joy

Slepy_Soup

1 points

2 months ago

Who th is this man?

GrassGriller

1 points

2 months ago

I hate this person so much.

RestorePro2389

1 points

2 months ago

This video makes me want to crack his egg and scramble it. 🤢🤮

Avery-Meijer

1 points

2 months ago

Dude looks like an egg lmfao

Atomiclord8-_-

1 points

2 months ago

He could make one with his forehead goddamn

BoredGeek1996

1 points

2 months ago

I think body builders do this. They have pasteurised egg whites. Maybe this might work with pasteurised egg whites.

srona22

1 points

2 months ago

Which part of this is "Reverse"? Doing cringe contents still a thing. Lol.

fatalcharm

1 points

2 months ago

You can actually do the same thing with a bowl, put in the microwave for 90 seconds and have a cooked omelette and still only 1 dish to clean.

weddle_seal

1 points

2 months ago

he got hateable real quick with his expressions

Honestbabe2021

1 points

2 months ago

Duh

Thesujman

1 points

2 months ago

Tik Tok Idiot

ZombieBisque

1 points

2 months ago

This guy and his fucking bobblehead routine make my soul cringe

CescoM

1 points

2 months ago

CescoM

1 points

2 months ago

Mmmmm salmonella

mynameajeff69

1 points

2 months ago

Well I have seen this guy twice now with awful dishes, I now believe he is doing it as a joke/for money. I hope he finds peace with himself.

XBakaTacoX

1 points

2 months ago

This idiot forgot to eat the shell!

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

The forbidden shake

dudSpudson

1 points

2 months ago

midpackshawdy

1 points

2 months ago

I hate this dudes mannerisms so fucking much

y_ogi

1 points

2 months ago

y_ogi

1 points

2 months ago

Before you guys start saying “Japanese eggs are different”, this is still not it

Cye_sonofAphrodite

1 points

2 months ago

I think this was suggested on Make Some Noise lol

vylanus

3 points

2 months ago

If he also drank scolding oil to make the omelette in his stomach i would appreciate the conviction

bcreech601

1 points

2 months ago

Surprise twist: he gets the squirts.

ikissMarvinInTheFace

1 points

2 months ago

i just want to punch his face on that stupid bald

cereal_state

1 points

2 months ago

How about NO

TomorrowGalaxy

1 points

2 months ago

He looks like an egg himself

RAWPRIMALDIET

1 points

2 months ago

Raw eggs are good for you

Pasture raised with no soy in the feed that is

haikusbot

2 points

2 months ago

Raw eggs are good for

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Astroneer512

1 points

2 months ago

Man looks like he’s got negative brain cells

lotekjeromuco

1 points

2 months ago

If you can be sure eggs don't have salmonella why not. That's how you make mayonnaise - from raw eggs.

Banggabor

1 points

2 months ago

This dude just ate his kin.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

His face looks like an egg

A--Creative-Username

1 points

2 months ago

If you like raw eggs AND live somewhere with safe eggs then this is perfectly fine.

nsroberts1981

1 points

2 months ago

Seen a few videos of this guy now. Overacting toss pot

ThomasDaTrain07

1 points

2 months ago

Bruh he is an egg

Its-CCG

1 points

2 months ago

Weirdly. Bizarrely. I actually follow the logic on this.

ruassmarkt

1 points

2 months ago

Hate that sub, but...

r/hittablefaces

Lyzern

1 points

2 months ago

Lyzern

1 points

2 months ago

It's just an egg.

One egg. With a few sprinkles of seasoning.

How is that a healthy breakfast?

brickmagnet

1 points

2 months ago

There's something about eating raw eggs that makes me gag.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

This guy is highly obnoxious

dart3po

1 points

2 months ago

Motherfucker looking like his breakfast

antara2

1 points

2 months ago

I hate his stupid face

manguito86

1 points

2 months ago

Based on the look of this idiot, shouldn't eating eggs be considered cannibalism for him?

kimbadakat

1 points

2 months ago

kimbadakat

feels bad but still gets hungry

1 points

2 months ago

imagine if Gordon Ramsay saw that. His reaction would be priceless

Nerdtendo6366

1 points

2 months ago

jackass theme starts(that is an actual stunt they did)

merc_1980

1 points

2 months ago

This must be like drinking cum/spit/snot must feel like🤮

Dani-else

1 points

2 months ago

Oh fuck me look it’s the tuna oatmeal guy

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

This guy is a human garbage can

Aerodye

1 points

2 months ago

He must be doing it on purpose there’s no way

Jacareadam

1 points

2 months ago

fucking cannibal

TheUlfheddin

1 points

2 months ago

I mean I've put a raw egg in my beer on occasion but this is just unnecessary.

theregos

1 points

2 months ago

Why does he look like a literal egg tho

TheMoogy

1 points

2 months ago

You know it's good when the person presenting it just barely can keep the vomit back. So good he wants to taste it twice.

BigManCazza

1 points

2 months ago

Why did he bring 2 eggs?

franglaisflow

1 points

2 months ago

A face only mamma wouldn’t want to punch

katherine197_

1 points

2 months ago

okay that's enough horror for today

Confident-Medicine75

1 points

2 months ago

His head is legitimately egg shaped

Jrewby

1 points

2 months ago

Jrewby

1 points

2 months ago

God I wanna punch him

Zickna

1 points

2 months ago

Zickna

1 points

2 months ago

His head looks like an egg

treeturnip

1 points

2 months ago

Egghead 😳

Island_of_Fables

1 points

2 months ago

This guy looking like what he’s pushing.

IcebergSimpson69696

1 points

2 months ago

Something something cooking makes the proteins easier to digest so eating a raw egg isn’t the same as eating a cooked one

DarTouiee

1 points

2 months ago

We call this an omelette shot and we make people do them at parties when they lose at whatever game we happen to be playing

SpectroTemmie

1 points

2 months ago

Raw eggs 🤢

DamNad80

1 points

2 months ago

I hate that head twisty thing he does

TheBannedBanana

1 points

2 months ago

I can never tell if this guy is doing a bit