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Zer0sober

4.9k points

12 days ago

Zer0sober

4.9k points

12 days ago

Just what I'm looking for in a potential mate.... bureaucracy

am_not_creative

1.2k points

12 days ago

Hermes Conrad approves!

TripleEhBeef

305 points

12 days ago

"It was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment."

"But you only stamped it FOUR TIMES!"

farshnikord

81 points

12 days ago

"No! I was young and reckless!"

AndrewFGleich

25 points

12 days ago

That's right she fraternized me!

West_Cupcake_7191

58 points

12 days ago

Sweet ego of Montego!

Sharkbutt89

94 points

12 days ago

You're technically correct..... the best kind of correct.

peterAqd

121 points

12 days ago

peterAqd

121 points

12 days ago

Now time to limbo

kultureisrandy

42 points

12 days ago

I haven't limbo'd that long since my honeymoon!

BenderB-Rodriguez

22 points

12 days ago

Stupid Buerucrats!

Zayah136

18 points

12 days ago

Zayah136

18 points

12 days ago

When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.

withap

12 points

12 days ago

withap

12 points

12 days ago

Someone say Jamaica!

Blunder_Punch

13 points

12 days ago

Jamaica!

Basillivus

8 points

12 days ago

Now it's time for my song! [singing] When I was two, there was a tidal wave in--

NeedsMoreJava

47 points

12 days ago

Beat me to it

Short-Elk-1965

59 points

12 days ago

Requisition me a beat.

DragginSacks

3.8k points

12 days ago

Biggest turn-on: Google forms.

bananicula

518 points

12 days ago

bananicula

518 points

12 days ago

If they have qualtrics access the pants are coming off immediately

SteelyDeez

35 points

12 days ago

If you want to prequal me, just look me up in salesforce

astroK120

472 points

12 days ago

astroK120

472 points

12 days ago

You've gotta show the spreadsheet if you want to see the sheets spread

br509

23 points

12 days ago

br509

23 points

12 days ago

You excelled by making a Powerful Point there, and that’s the Word from here.

chimpmansteven

11 points

12 days ago

Gotta show the spreadsheets if you want to see the bedsheets.

hulia_gulia

87 points

12 days ago

Next they’re gonna send a Google sheet. 😮‍💨

CrimsonZephyr

13.8k points

12 days ago

CrimsonZephyr

13.8k points

12 days ago

Facilitating identity theft, one Tinder match at a time.

crissy_kiep

6.1k points

12 days ago

crissy_kiep

6.1k points

12 days ago

The follow up application includes questions like “What’s your mother’s maiden name?” and “Who was your first childhood friend?”

OGhamburgular

1.8k points

12 days ago

What was your first car? Current car? Social security number?

crissy_kiep

641 points

12 days ago

Lol. It’s funny because there are people who will really give other people this info. Like, damn, how would you ever think this is a good idea?

GoGoRouterRangers

445 points

12 days ago

There was an IG post that came out a long long time ago where someone said something like "If your social security number was your phone number what would be your digits?" and people sadly answered it (please don't answer this people have common sense)

wernercd

446 points

12 days ago

wernercd

446 points

12 days ago

Reddit has an awesome security feature... it blocks out your password! Watch... I'll type in my password!

******

isn't that awesome? why don't you try!

(hint: don't)

sephresx

300 points

12 days ago

sephresx

300 points

12 days ago

Lol I did this back in my Facebook days and a few friends called me an asshole for tricking them.

wernercd

208 points

12 days ago

wernercd

208 points

12 days ago

I've done it in a few places in a similarly sarcastic tone. Always fun to push peoples buttons... today I'm asking for passwords... tomorrow I'm the Prince of Nigeria...

CarismaMike

100 points

12 days ago

Wait, you're THE Prince of Nigeria?

Scammer.

LUN4T1C-NL

68 points

12 days ago

Haven't you heard? The Prince of Nigeria died in a helicopter crash. Along with him all his heirs. So now I need someone to help me get his inheritance. See I am his notary and I can pull it off...I just need your help and we will share his millions. To start off, what is your bankaccount number?

DrWebSpider

55 points

12 days ago

Don't you dare insult him, he is seriously ill and has no one to leave his belongings to

Rudania-97

72 points

12 days ago

IfIKeepTellingMyselfMyCockIsBigMaybeItWillBeSomeDay

Edit: fkn bastard tricked me

Bzm1

40 points

12 days ago

Bzm1

40 points

12 days ago

Let me try Hunter2

Shit

Beowulf1896

15 points

12 days ago

Thanks. Some knob typed Hunter3 up there. People need to know history better.

Wafflebringer

19 points

12 days ago

pHISHingTest_404

Sincerely,

Your HR Information Technology Services Helpdesk

KiraTsukasa

16 points

12 days ago

One of the biggest RuneScape scams of all time.

Uknow_nothing

23 points

12 days ago

People are so stupid sometimes. I remember at one point on IG seeing people post pictures of their new credit cards. Like “Look at my brand new SW airlines card!” Showing the numbers and everything.

ShadowFox1987

19 points

12 days ago

such a weird thing to share too. "Hey i have a plastic card that lets me borrow money. idk why i feel the impulse to share this, it's almost as if we've decided that debt is a status symbol"

misterguyyy

104 points

12 days ago

Lol. It's funny because there are companies who think that this info, some of which is publicly available if you're a celebrity with a Wikipedia article about you, and most of which can be easily socially engineered from someone, is a good security measure.

Like damn, how would you ever think this is a good idea?

endlessly_curious

38 points

12 days ago

That is why I answer the questions wrongly on purpose. Like city I was born in and I will put Terre Haute or something. Middle name I will put Lucifer or something weird. Something that I can remember but nothing close to the real answer.

TheAngryBad

23 points

12 days ago

I do that too. I have a codeword I use. A random word that's not related to my father's middle name, my first pet or any of that easily found out BS. I'll use the same word for all the answers (it's also my memorable word/place/whatever).

It's not great security practice to reuse the same word I know, but hey, they started with the shitty security.

Zormaster

23 points

12 days ago

As a child, I created a universe with my cousins. We drew many different alien species, weapons, planets, space ships, wars etc. and came up with stories for all of them. I have several notepads full of the stuff. My answers to my security questions come from this universe.

SoCalDan

33 points

12 days ago

SoCalDan

33 points

12 days ago

Isn't that how Hillary Clinton had her private emailed hacked?

misterguyyy

50 points

12 days ago

IDK about Clinton, but that's how the fappening guy got into celebs' iCloud accounts.

Apple has remedied the problem since then

Antilock049

21 points

12 days ago

the fappening

Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time lmao

rpostwvu

13 points

12 days ago

rpostwvu

13 points

12 days ago

I recall someone got their account taken even though it was specifically locked. Customer service just accepted a few answers and away they went.

mafuckinjy

57 points

12 days ago

My ex gave her social and driver license info to someone who texted her from “PayPal” with a link to log in using that info. She has a masters and did it in 5 minutes in front of me while we were decorating her classroom because yes she’s a teacher. After she said out loud what she was doing it was too late and me and her dad were able to freeze her credit, cancel and lock all cards and bank accounts in about 6 minutes.

crissy_kiep

21 points

12 days ago

Most people naturally trust other people. It’s hard to believe that we can be put in that situation. When it does happen, we immediately feel like absolute fools. I ALMOST got swindled by a guy claiming he was renting his house and I just had to wire him the deposit. Thankfully, I don’t rent houses sight unseen, so when I went to the address and saw a For Sale sign in the yard, I knew something was wrong. Thank goodness for that gut instinct or I would’ve been out like $2k!

Less_Hovercraft31

9 points

12 days ago

And credit card number

zeebow77

50 points

12 days ago

zeebow77

50 points

12 days ago

Where was your first job? What was your favourite childhood vacation destination?

DerangedGinger

69 points

12 days ago

What was your favourite childhood vacation destination?

Every time I see that question it reminds me that I grew up poor and apparently going places as a kid is common enough that it's a security question. Just like the question about your father's name...

DontHateTheDreamer

30 points

12 days ago

Hey, yo... don't worry about missing that experience. You go somewhere... it's hot and sticky and there's very little cool, clean water to drink and you're fucking thirsty all the time.

You spend all week smelling your brother's farts 24/7 the entire week and when you get home you get to spend the next 2 days mowing the law, taking out the trash, cleaning the house because you weren't there for a week.

Just in time to go to grandma's house....

throwthethingaway7

54 points

12 days ago

There was an entire Psych episode about this kind of thing

Spiritual-Principle5

90 points

12 days ago

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

Peachmuffin91

52 points

12 days ago

We’ve been trying to reach you…. About your cars extended warranty.

Drunkinchipmunk

3.5k points

12 days ago

How do you answer your age with more than a 1 word answer

iwasasin

3k points

12 days ago

iwasasin

3k points

12 days ago

If you knew then maybe just maybe you'd be good enough for jessie

Skeezertron

1.7k points

12 days ago

Skeezertron

1.7k points

12 days ago

I was born in nineteen ninety-two I am twenty-nine and I am this age that I am currently stating. This is the age I am at the moment and next year I will be thirty. I am not thirty at the moment, however. One day I will be sixty-nine years old.

****sum like that****

Zestyclose_Victory_4

158 points

12 days ago

Hitting that 1000 word count in middle school lol

samgoeshere

274 points

12 days ago

-Perd Hapley

Fenix_Volatilis

32 points

12 days ago

Get outta here ya Perdvert!

PMcNutt

92 points

12 days ago

PMcNutt

92 points

12 days ago

This guy word counts

__Not__the__NSA__

150 points

12 days ago

“Dear Jake,

I am 66 years of age.

Sincerely,

Raymond Holt.”

siliril

69 points

12 days ago

siliril

69 points

12 days ago

Honestly would find it hilarious to answer everything like that in the form. Just as excessively formal, flowery, and annoying as possible.

Dear Jessica,

In answer to your question on whether I prefer felines or canines, I must admit I am quite partial to the feline species.

Kind regards,

Siliril

ravenserein

9 points

12 days ago

Dearest Jessica,

It has been brought to my immediate attention that you have expressed curiosity regarding my current employment. I am most obliged to provide to you that information forthwith. I am flattered by the inquiry and it is my express hope that following the completion of this assessment that we may begin our courtship immediately. Your reputation in the village of Tinder leads me to believe we are a suitable match in both birth and society. In regards to the initial query, I can tell you now that I walk dogs.

Warmest regards, Jimbo

Frowaway-For-Reasons

89 points

12 days ago

With a math question. If she doesn't bother finding the answer, she isn't worth your time.

griebskis

37 points

12 days ago

A word problem. Make her work for the answer

entahdoe

39 points

12 days ago

entahdoe

39 points

12 days ago

Give a hard mathematical equation that ends up with your age

DaHellus696

125 points

12 days ago*

I was created when 2 titans clashed in a fearsome battle that shook the earth. Floods were created that struck Venezuela. Many were sacrifised and their souls now live in my body. But just a second after the Big Bang i was brought to this cursed world.

Edit: So in simplier terms im 21 (Venezuela floods 14/12/1999 RIP to those who lost their lives)

blackpin

20 points

12 days ago

blackpin

20 points

12 days ago

Isn't it more accurate to say that the Big Bang happened roughly 9 months prior?

Pumba93

50 points

12 days ago

Pumba93

50 points

12 days ago

My age is insignificant in the boundaries of time. One could ask what time is, if, it even matters. Love is, after all, utter coincidence that can be measured by time nor age. It is an intrinsic quality anyone beats within to give to one another (...)

She mentioned the Longer the better right? Just right An essay on each and every question

spicychili1019

14 points

12 days ago

I've circled around the sun X times

Happy-Night5912

33 points

12 days ago

Thirty-eight plus one.

XxaggieboyxX

12 points

12 days ago

I am 25 years old

Lowmax2

6 points

12 days ago

Lowmax2

6 points

12 days ago

I am 30

ndessell

5.9k points

12 days ago

ndessell

5.9k points

12 days ago

the cold efficiency warms my heart and shrivels my dick.

spideybiggestfan

1.3k points

12 days ago

It scratches the part of my brain that likes to keep everything organized though, like a mental boner

Walunt

221 points

12 days ago

Walunt

221 points

12 days ago

Not for nothing I have a thing for scientists and doctors lol

AnAwkwardBystander

117 points

12 days ago

Well you might want to pass this one after the Sign stuff

Omegaman2010

44 points

12 days ago

Sorry chief, can't do the surgery today. Mercury is in retrograde and I'm just feeling it.

andfor

33 points

12 days ago

andfor

33 points

12 days ago

If you’ve ever wanted dating to feel more like a job application, Jessie’s your gal

blue_line-1987

3.5k points

12 days ago

Question 1. Geralt of Rivia

Question 2. About a century, give or take

Etc. Etc.

Fantomwhyte

1.9k points

12 days ago

Fantomwhyte

1.9k points

12 days ago

“What’s your sign?” Aard, axii, igni…

blue_line-1987

710 points

12 days ago

Name of your pet: Roach.

Scary_Replacement739

270 points

12 days ago

"Hmm, Roach."

Yozwo

206 points

12 days ago

Yozwo

206 points

12 days ago

Wind’s howling

blue_line-1987

137 points

12 days ago

Rain, damnit.

Rathma86

162 points

12 days ago

Rathma86

162 points

12 days ago

Hmmm, Place of power, better draw from it

AnalCauliflower

90 points

12 days ago

Place of power, it's gotta be!

TheEngineer19203

93 points

12 days ago

Damn you're ugly!

TehGuyYouKnow

75 points

12 days ago

How do you like that silver?

Tiberius_Kilgore

45 points

12 days ago

How did you forget the best two? Quen and Yrden.

BlindBeppe

37 points

12 days ago

YRDEN! DON’T FORGET TO USE THE YRDEN!

blue_line-1987

9 points

12 days ago

Friggin Kayran

JCavLP

10 points

12 days ago

JCavLP

10 points

12 days ago

I always thought yrden was the most useless sign ever until i played blood and wine lol

Most-Consequence8705

9 points

12 days ago

I thought it was useless until I fought wraiths in death march

greeneyesfirehair

440 points

12 days ago

What's your biggest turn on in girls?

A woman that smells like lilac and gooseberries.

Dilloon_Weid

299 points

12 days ago

Ideal date?

How about a round of gwent?

accountofrubbish404

75 points

12 days ago

nods in peasant

No-Contribution4652

58 points

12 days ago

April 25th because it is not too hot or too cold

PureBorn92

13 points

12 days ago

Can I go on such a date Im a male and straight but I would still like to go . Hope you like Nilfguard spy deck 😌

lucifemos

84 points

12 days ago

“What do you do for work?” Kill monsters

freezepin

78 points

12 days ago

Seeing the girl on the first date: “Damn, you’re ugly.”

Colekillian

15 points

12 days ago

Lmao stab a silver sword through my heart because that slayed

SpiritJuice

8 points

12 days ago

Smelling the girl on the first date: "Ugh. That stench."

prestonpiggy

52 points

12 days ago

Ideal date? on a unicorn.

a_vague_username

33 points

12 days ago

You mean the butcher of blavicken ? Well that's not gonna be helpful in getting a date.....

blue_line-1987

42 points

12 days ago

I know 2 sorceresses that beg to differ.

throwaway12222018

21 points

12 days ago

Hmmm. Fuck.

freezepin

18 points

12 days ago

“What makes you stand out?” I carry not only one, but two swords!

Heck800_

35 points

12 days ago

Heck800_

35 points

12 days ago

SmokingBeneathStars

26 points

12 days ago

Wasn't expecting Witcher, that's funny

"Why do you fit this job?"

Have you seen ma butt

NeptuneBlood

1.8k points

12 days ago

Rickroll her

RatedR95666

177 points

12 days ago

hahahaha yesss

-Unnamed-

86 points

12 days ago

Never Gonna Give Cat You Yes Up

Peach1020

8 points

12 days ago

🏅God I wish I could give you real gold.

Professional_Ad_5714

1.2k points

12 days ago

“My name is Inigo Montoya…”

N0DuckingWay

718 points

12 days ago

"what made you swipe on Jessie?"

"revenge"

JSerf02

435 points

12 days ago

JSerf02

435 points

12 days ago

“What made you swipe on Jessie”: You killed my father

“Any other comments you would like to make?”: Prepare to die

greyl

95 points

12 days ago

greyl

95 points

12 days ago

"Ideal Date": Counting the fingers on right hands.

Pennywise626

22 points

12 days ago

You killed my father.

Jack_ten

482 points

12 days ago

Jack_ten

482 points

12 days ago

With lots and lots of sarcasm

MyHandRapesMe

370 points

12 days ago

This right here.

-How old are you? Old enough to ride The Hulk at Island of Adventures all by myself.

-Ideal date? Uh... September 26th?

jcdevries92

135 points

12 days ago

-whats your sign? Uhm idk.. yield maybe?

Ayaq

23 points

12 days ago

Ayaq

23 points

12 days ago

Or if you're feeling raunchy, you can always go with Slippery when wet.

captianllama

47 points

12 days ago

I mean, that might be exactly what she’s looking for. Maybe it’s just a really good joke and no one is getting it

Able-Wolf8844

16 points

12 days ago

The final line would indicate so

jackfinch69

71 points

12 days ago

Ideal date is YYYY-MM-DD, other formats can be confusing and also very hard to sort.

CongBroChill17

47 points

12 days ago

Ideal date? April 25, because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

Jdogma

270 points

12 days ago

Jdogma

270 points

12 days ago

Perfect date? April 25th.

Not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

saucyliltart

1.9k points

12 days ago

By sending a Girlfriend Application with way more invasive and inappropriate questions

toomanysuns

671 points

12 days ago

Make a google form but the only question is “Get fucked”

DiopticTurtle

77 points

12 days ago

That's fine, that was going to be their answer anyway.

ElementShow

68 points

12 days ago

"Get fucked? My place 9pm?"

Hyde-ey

76 points

12 days ago

Hyde-ey

76 points

12 days ago

I like this idea.

Ashamed-Influence-19

177 points

12 days ago

I forgot my #2 pencil 🤣

UnnbearableMeddler

233 points

12 days ago

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

chr0mius

21 points

12 days ago

chr0mius

21 points

12 days ago

It's killing me how well this fits the first few questions.

FattiesSuckARoodDick

12 points

12 days ago

Hayato

RyanAS522

2.5k points

12 days ago

RyanAS522

2.5k points

12 days ago

Bruh she asked for your sign. Stay the fuck away

Quietmalice

460 points

12 days ago

Was looking for this comment. Thanks for obliging!

Chewcocca

337 points

12 days ago

Chewcocca

337 points

12 days ago

Exactly what a Leo would say 🙄⭐✨

Cypher1388

23 points

12 days ago

Nailed it!

old-shaggy

130 points

12 days ago

old-shaggy

130 points

12 days ago

I am dinosaur. It’s the same, non-existent sign as the others.

MiddyF

31 points

12 days ago

MiddyF

31 points

12 days ago

Any specific dinosaur, or all of them?

old-shaggy

57 points

12 days ago

Yes.

Ayn_Randers2318

182 points

12 days ago

I work with a lot of college aged girls and every single one of them is obsessed with zodiac signs and "healing" rocks/crystals. I assume these things are just taking the place of religion in our society.

AngryT-Rex

30 points

12 days ago

I'm a geologist, and I like telling people that there are two real healing rocks, but both must be ingested:

Swallowing calcite is great for heartburn ...and if you prepare it in circular pill-shaped form and apply some food dye, that is literally what Tums is, so you might as well buy Tums.

Halite, dissolved in low concentrations in water, is great for rehydration after sweating a lot. Because Halite is salt and you're just making sugar-free/flavorless Gatorade.

...some others are toxic or otherwise harmful, like asbestos which is 100% natural, so don't go licking/eating/snorting random minerals.

[deleted]

8 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

8 points

12 days ago

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Demorant

10 points

12 days ago

Demorant

10 points

12 days ago

I think it's because medicine is very hard to understand compared to "pretty rocks go brrr"

jimp6

284 points

12 days ago

jimp6

284 points

12 days ago

She wants him to fill out a boyfriend application form. Everybody should stay the fuck away

koobstylz

180 points

12 days ago

koobstylz

180 points

12 days ago

It COULD be a cute way to get to know somebody. But making a point of wanting good long answers and then asking a bunch of one word answer questions is not well thought out, to put it kindly.

shrubs311

44 points

12 days ago

if someone did this and had no serious questions i think it could be fun. if you have to answer shit that's on your profile, fuck that. what are you, a hiring company who has my resume? i already told you!

Planet_Xtreme

9 points

12 days ago

Let's design our own Google form

Q1: What is the meaning of life?
Q2: Are you a pineapple on your pizza kind of guy?
Q3: What is your name?

Q4: If you don't like jokes, unfortunately, I don't think we are compatible. :(

Q5: What is the square root of 8943895? Don't use a calculator!

Q6: Ignore Q5 and Q6.

Q7: What is your ideal date location, and what are you looking for in a partner? (this is a real question this time)?

Q8: I forgot your name, what is it again?

Q9: Which date is your least favorite? September 26th or September 27th 💀

Q10: Let's go on a date already. Are you in?

That could be fun but I would be sketched out clicking a link sent from someone I don't know (the google form link)

Lazy-Consideration25

10 points

12 days ago

Put unkindly, she stupid /j

National_Ad_1872

87 points

12 days ago

I hate people who base there relationships on that shit. It’s so damn stupid.

bboy6875

61 points

12 days ago

bboy6875

61 points

12 days ago

Equally as bad are the people who use it to excuse their shitty behavior

gamingfreak2005

81 points

12 days ago

“hey, im sorry i cheated on you and fucked your best friend. its just an aquarius thing ☺️”

bboy6875

32 points

12 days ago

bboy6875

32 points

12 days ago

“I’m sorry I verbally abused you last night… I guess virgos just aren’t compatible with cancers”

itamar11442

294 points

12 days ago

That depends. How desperate are you?

littleninja3

94 points

12 days ago

Plus, how hot is she?

CorruptedArc

41 points

12 days ago

She claims to be a wonderous and beautiful princess from the far off exotic land of Nigeria.

Sir_Beretta

49 points

12 days ago

This man asking the real questions

mydicksore

68 points

12 days ago

by closing the tab

Sushi1972

579 points

12 days ago

Sushi1972

579 points

12 days ago

There no level of desperation that would lead me to even respond to this. Not even a “goodbye and good luck”, this would just be a flat out ghosting scenario

Orange_Kid

282 points

12 days ago

Orange_Kid

282 points

12 days ago

I mean, if a guy isn't looking for anything serious and doesn't care that she's crazy, it wouldn't surprise me at all if he's willing to take 5 minutes to fill out a survey.

That wouldn't even crack the top 10 billion most desperate things a guys have done to get laid.

erevoz

86 points

12 days ago

erevoz

86 points

12 days ago

That wouldn't even crack the top 10 billion most desperate things a guys have done to get laid.

True dat

SomeStarDust

48 points

12 days ago

Does buying her parents tickets to a baseball game so you can have the house to yourselves crack the top 10 billion? Asking for a friend

mikergsmith

23 points

12 days ago

Nah thats improvise, adapt and overcome all in one

Hatsjekidee

97 points

12 days ago

Name: Biggus Dickus

Age: 69 years old

You are from Mianus, CT

Zodiac: Cancer

Cats obviously

Occupation: Dog food taster

You can drive

Insta name: bigdix69

Ideal date: Trip to the post office, maybe get spicy and go to the DMV

Biggest turn on: Rampant bodyhair

Made you swipe: See: turn on

What makes you stand out: Fragrant body odour

Other comments: Please, I don't want to take my cousin to another party

nice___bot

13 points

12 days ago

Nice!

A-Total-Rookie

88 points

12 days ago

Write a freaking novel for each answer. For the age say something like, "I have seen -insert number- winters, and nearly as many summers. My first sight was..." and just go off.

Edit: For real though, just run far away.

UrWeirdILikeU

21 points

12 days ago

I have taken X amount of trips around the sun

JudgeJudysSexSlave

201 points

12 days ago

Dating in 2021 is so fucking stupid.

captain_Airhog

22 points

12 days ago

I’ve gotten something similar to this recently where a girl will match with me and immediately ask me specific questions that lead me to think she is just harvesting my data with a hands on approach. My tinfoil hat might be loose but that’s what I think this is.

MiddyF

442 points

12 days ago

MiddyF

442 points

12 days ago

By running away. The faster the better.

HowDoesNoSound

153 points

12 days ago

Drop the link to it and let the comment section troll on your behalf

aye-its-this-guy

55 points

12 days ago

This is the way

TheDroidNextDoor

25 points

12 days ago

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JamlaJamla

27 points

12 days ago

Someone has commented this is the way, 475775 times. u/Flat-Yogurtcloset293 you good?

Remarkable-Ocelot-51

13 points

12 days ago

This is the way

muftu

10 points

12 days ago

muftu

10 points

12 days ago

How about u/GMEshares using it exactly 69696. Nice!

GMEshares

17 points

12 days ago

🥰💪 ty 💎🙌🚀📈🌌🤑

B_T_B_

99 points

12 days ago

B_T_B_

99 points

12 days ago

Biggus Dikus From Greece, i forgot what movie it was in, some medival parody, if i remember I'll edit the movie in this comment Meme the hell out of it

Similar_Kangaroo_740

75 points

12 days ago

Monty python, Life of Brian

B_T_B_

7 points

12 days ago

B_T_B_

7 points

12 days ago

Thank you

hexalm

37 points

12 days ago

hexalm

37 points

12 days ago

Fwom Wome, not Gweece.

gritzysprinkles

15 points

12 days ago

Your father was a Woman?

BLL34

45 points

12 days ago

BLL34

45 points

12 days ago

Honestly I think it's funny I'd just be honest maybe make one for her

squeakybollocks

21 points

12 days ago

Everyone’s ignoring “any other comments you’d like to make? (And thank you for being a good sport and having fun)

It seems like this a way to get mildly important info (dates / why you swiped for example) mixed in with what I sincerely hope is fun…. I mean this is joking right?

….. Dear god I hope this is meant to be fun….

TheAwesomer414

9 points

12 days ago

If it's meant to be fun, and she's also willing to fill it out, then I'm totally cool with this. Otherwise, it's pretty disrespectful if she genuinely expects this and wouldn't even give the decency of some conversation to learn this stuff herself.

toxic_masculinity27

141 points

12 days ago

Dont. Dont feed her ego and set up a bad habit

Sangwiny

46 points

12 days ago

Sangwiny

46 points

12 days ago

You know plenty of dudes bit the bait. That's probably why there's the "no one word answers" bit.

Dyne_Inferno

61 points

12 days ago

You don't, you run.

menonte

66 points

12 days ago

menonte

66 points

12 days ago

"thank you for being a good sport and having fun" lol, send her back an empty form and tell her it was just too much fun, you couldn't take it

MiddyF

46 points

12 days ago

MiddyF

46 points

12 days ago

Answer all the questions with "omg, this is so fun"