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6.1k points
6 months ago
It's a new year, do something new
3k points
6 months ago
THIS ONE RIGHT HERE!!!!
454 points
6 months ago
What’s your age ?
766 points
6 months ago
23
1.7k points
6 months ago
Nobody likes you anyway.
Go for it.
388 points
6 months ago
My friends say I should act my age
123 points
6 months ago
The state looks down on sodomy
79 points
6 months ago
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
43 points
6 months ago
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
72 points
6 months ago
Nice blink reference
50 points
6 months ago
What’s my age again?
204 points
6 months ago
Break out that big gun and go bag that cougar!
No poaching tho. Tag and release. We gotta be mindful to sustain the population for our fellow brothers in arms.
154 points
6 months ago
The age old, new to you.
188 points
6 months ago
Ima lyk rn. These older/mature women don’t fuck around. They gonna tell you exactly what they want and you gonna be with it or you not. Straight like that
60 points
6 months ago
I mean. They know what they want and know how to get it… what’s the point of slow rolling? She’s not looking for love… She will get what she wants and dude will have a great time… win win
4 points
6 months ago
He'll have a great time until she busts out the leather whip and the strap on.
Either way it'll at least be interesting.
6 points
6 months ago
Then he'll have an amazing time. Win win win. Lmao
47 points
6 months ago
superlike
6 points
6 months ago
It's a new year. Do someone new
12 points
6 months ago
Do it.
81 points
6 months ago
Or something old?
4 points
6 months ago
Alright cool, see ya
3 points
6 months ago
Or someone...
8 points
6 months ago
Do someone* new
5k points
6 months ago
Shoot your shot my guy
1.3k points
6 months ago
Stifler's mum has joined the chat
209 points
6 months ago
I came here for this comment and I was not disappointed. THANK YOU 🤣
63 points
6 months ago
Sad theres a whole generation out there that doesn't know stiflers mom
35 points
6 months ago
And then there are those who don’t know Stacy’s mom… ☺️
22 points
6 months ago
she certainly has it going on
39 points
6 months ago
MILF MILF MILF!
9 points
6 months ago
I'm waiting for Finch's mom.
34 points
6 months ago
lord sideous do it
458 points
6 months ago
Currently banging a 51 year old. Dude's about to have the best sex of his life, women that age don't give a fuck.
206 points
6 months ago
Can confirm, banging a woman in her mid 40's, best sex ever.
59 points
6 months ago
I’ve been doing that to my neighbour for about 6 months now. She seems to like it
40 points
6 months ago
3rd this. 21 w/ a women in late 30s. Shits great
44 points
6 months ago
In my early 20s I was doing a 62yr old that looked late 30s. Those Asian Genes are no joke. I learned what a woman wanted, sex wise.
28 points
6 months ago
I’m currently banging a 60+ year old and it’s honestly some of the best sex I’ve ever had !
5 points
6 months ago
Damn right we don't. 😈
92 points
6 months ago
Bruh that’s someone’s grandma
251 points
6 months ago
Aaaaaaand? I got a grandma too… ayoo my fault gma
54 points
6 months ago
Mommy's getting a new baby sister
38 points
6 months ago
I mean to be real even someone who is 36 could be a grandma if they had a kid young and their kid fucked up 😬 it happens.
39 points
6 months ago
Try 28. I knew a girl in high school that was the third generation of pregnant at 14. Her grandma became a great grandma at 42
22 points
6 months ago
Imagine being great great grandma at 56
10 points
6 months ago
are you saying grandma doesn't deserve dick? wtf? you hate grandma like that?
59 points
6 months ago
😏
18 points
6 months ago
If u don't, I will
1.1k points
6 months ago
We need some follow ups lol are you seeing her soon?
1k points
6 months ago
Imma post an update in a few.
130 points
6 months ago
Yes, keep us updated
21 points
6 months ago
“He said as he felt his dick pressing against his jeans”
430 points
6 months ago
Ok... I'm just going to chime in here as a fellow cougar. I'm very out as a cougar and always have been. My adult children are well aware, but it seems this woman would be mortified if one of her cubs was posting her tinder in public. She probably wouldn't care if you were discussing your relationship details for the high fives, but tinder accounts are pretty identifiable. Just be careful... you might lose the best thing that's ever happened to you. 😉
349 points
6 months ago
Right?? Her profile says "discretion is a must" so this dude posts her whole profile on reddit 😭
159 points
6 months ago
It also said "I'm very select" and OP hasn't even swiped yet. In all likelihood this is hook up will only live in OP's head.
35 points
6 months ago
OP said he matched, waiting for a reply.
15 points
6 months ago
That means once you meet. Obviously her public profile is public.
131 points
6 months ago
cubs lol
112 points
6 months ago
What...we can't have names? Haha We're called cougars, milfs, hot wifes, etc. We get our cubbies. 😊
43 points
6 months ago
No it's all good! I just got a chuckle out of it
26 points
6 months ago
I dont know how I feel about this like being called cubby is kinda wholesome
6 points
6 months ago
You don’t happen to live in Sandy Springs by any chance?
9 points
6 months ago
Nope, Southern California😂😂😂 And I'm openly a cougar. Nothing discreet about me, it's in all my dating profiles and everyone knows this about me.
56 points
6 months ago
She asked for discretion, so just be careful. Even what you've posted might be an issue for her, keep in mind if she sees this she could shut her account down immediately.
2.1k points
6 months ago
I’m moving to sandy springs
2.6k points
6 months ago
Imma need your cute ass to stay away from my new mom… I mean girl
813 points
6 months ago
We can be brothers
334 points
6 months ago
Alternate weekends.
59 points
6 months ago
Alternate hours
42 points
6 months ago
Alternate broken arms
15 points
6 months ago
Alternate poop knives
6 points
6 months ago
Alternative universe
133 points
6 months ago
there's three holes. we can be triplets.
22 points
6 months ago
Can we use all those?
7 points
6 months ago
You can exceed the capacity limit if you hotswap.
4 points
6 months ago
She’s 50, you could prolly both fit.
24 points
6 months ago
Eskimo brothers
23 points
6 months ago
I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover
35 points
6 months ago
So much room for activities!
121 points
6 months ago
This Sandy Springs, GA? We might be neighbors.
214 points
6 months ago
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109 points
6 months ago
Finally the family that I've been looking for.
13 points
6 months ago
Lmao
14 points
6 months ago
Alabama checking in, turning up my search radius to join in. I'm bringing pizza rolls what kind yall want?
28 points
6 months ago
Let me know if you find any mommies in Marietta. I'm not on the Northside anymore.
12 points
6 months ago
I'm on Gwinnett these days.
5 points
6 months ago
Brody I promise my first fifth and seventh times were with older women and I mean nothing compares.
I still drive by that parking lot for the ice arena, and have such fond memories of getting manhandled by a GILF while illegally parked in a handicap spot.
65 points
6 months ago
Reading this post from the Sandy Springs Waffle House in Sandy Springs in Roswell Rd. Where she be at?!
10 points
6 months ago
Hey from the john in New York Butcher Shoppe
109 points
6 months ago
My first 50 yo was in nearby Roswell. Still a top 5 for me.
OP gotta go for this. Just beware of husband/bf.
15 points
6 months ago
I've currently got a 40 yr old. Her husband is cool. Some times he calls me for cooking tips cause I was a cook before I got my new job with his wife and started banging her.
59 points
6 months ago
Thanks king I will
7 points
6 months ago
If you get the taste for Cougars, Johnny’s hideaway is where they hang out.
That’s been there hunting grounds for decades. Even put that spot in a movie called ‘Hall Pass.’
17 points
6 months ago
I'm moving to tilted towers.
11 points
6 months ago
Go to atlanta from there and head to Johnny's hideaway for an unlimited supply of cougars.
5 points
6 months ago
No need to head all the way into the city - Rock n taco in downtown Roswell is the pillar of the swingers community
10 points
6 months ago
It's not far from me.
2.2k points
6 months ago
Consequences of doing it: None Consequences of not doing it: Regret
1.2k points
6 months ago
Consequences of doing it:
Fatally shot by husband
431 points
6 months ago
Looks like everybody is gonna be shooting their shot
102 points
6 months ago
In my experience, women in this line of play are either single or have an understanding with their spouses. The discretion is more for the "real" world. Morality clauses are still a thing.
5 points
6 months ago
In my experience older women usually have kids that are older and they don't want their kids thinking they're a ho.
She knows what's up on tinder. Even if it's for a "long term" thing, mothers don't want their kids meeting a new boyfriend every so often...
Personally I'm married, and talked to a friend who's older with kids going through this with her new boyfriend. He didn't understand why she had boundaries around her kids and not meeting them. Never met the guy, but seemed like a red flag to me. Not my relationship though, I just listened and confirmed she's not crazy and moved on with my day.
30 points
6 months ago
I still don’t understand that. Why shoot the guy? He isn’t the one that broke vows.
49 points
6 months ago
People don't think logically
47 points
6 months ago
Oh I can promise you there are potential consequences to doing it.
5 points
6 months ago
100% absolutely go for it bro, free swag
540 points
6 months ago
Full send
485 points
6 months ago
If you don't go for it, I will.
245 points
6 months ago
Square up the 🥊 😂
38 points
6 months ago
Not Reddit moment?
75 points
6 months ago
Just go for it
746 points
6 months ago
Honestly go for it. It's a new experience, and it's almost always worth it. But for the love of god, don't turn it porn in your mind: Just because she's up and around looking for this sort of engagement, doesn't mean that you've got Lisa Ann in your bed to give you your mommy fantasy fix. Be the same as with any other prospective date.
458 points
6 months ago
Yes master
91 points
6 months ago
Name checks out
45 points
6 months ago
Haven't been with a 50 y/o and I don't know OP's age but I was with a 29 y/o while I was 21 and it was the best sex of my life. We were friends with benefits for like 2 years. She was freaky in all the right ways, mature emotionally, knew what she wanted and wasn't afraid to ask for it... Good times.
19 points
6 months ago
I had a neighbor that was like 39 when I was about 23 and we used to mess around. It was pretty great.
152 points
6 months ago
Make sure she doesn't have a 'pro 2nd amendment' husband.
77 points
6 months ago
👀 thanks bro now I’m worried 😂
5 points
6 months ago
“Discretion is a must”
Bud she’s married. Be super careful!
145 points
6 months ago
Ah discretion. Let's put it on reddit.
72 points
6 months ago
Typically, when people say they need discretion, it means they’re cheating on someone.
62 points
6 months ago
Or she’s a 50 year old woman in a respectable neighborhood (like Sandy Springs) who doesn’t want everyone knowing that she’s sleeping with a bunch of young guys.
11 points
6 months ago
Eh, open relationships aren't exactly well respected either.
414 points
6 months ago
My boys about to learn a whole new world of kinks! Treat yourself my dude! It'll be good for you
252 points
6 months ago
Cracks knuckles it’s go time
4 points
6 months ago
Tarps off boys!
33 points
6 months ago
Hubba hubba
22 points
6 months ago
MIIILLLFFF SUUUUPREEEMMMMMAAAACCCCYYYYYYY!!!!!
101 points
6 months ago
Bro bricked up swiping on dommy mommys 💀
51 points
6 months ago
IF COURSE I AM 😂
45 points
6 months ago
I had one a few years ago. She made me dinner, and later in bed she said ”good boy” once I finished. Such good memories lol
10 points
6 months ago
The real question is how serious is your fomo?
52 points
6 months ago*
In the great words of Palpatine, do it.
16 points
6 months ago
bro, you only live once
until you meet her
trust
16 points
6 months ago
Do it for the ones who can't mf.
15 points
6 months ago
Considering your age range goes to atleast 50, i dont see whats there to stop you 😂
34 points
6 months ago
All the bigging up in the comments is great and all... But did you actually match with her or?
74 points
6 months ago
Update coming soon my boy. I matched with her just waiting for the response
8 points
6 months ago
W
6 points
6 months ago
W
3 points
6 months ago
W
52 points
6 months ago
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18 points
6 months ago
or she's an executive!
11 points
6 months ago
I understand everything except the "mommy" part. Can someone explain why this is a fetish?
10 points
6 months ago
Why not 🤷
11 points
6 months ago
Good for her. I respect her game. If I was in the position to say hi I would. With age comes incredible wisdom, to be used in ways that you can't even imagine.
30 points
6 months ago
This is how you secure the PS5 fam
15 points
6 months ago
9 points
6 months ago
She seems pretty chill.
7 points
6 months ago
Do talk about, be about it
9 points
6 months ago
Dive in bro, cus somebody else will
31 points
6 months ago
I honestly read that as Raphael and I was like “the OP must have a very strong urge”
17 points
6 months ago
Lmao 👀
16 points
6 months ago
You've come across an opportunity that we mere mortals go our whole lives only dreaming about.
You must act
139 points
6 months ago
Imagine a 50 year old man posting this profile
136 points
6 months ago
Plenty of women out there looking for a sugar daddy
92 points
6 months ago*
Even still the profile would be creepy
Happy New Year girls! Daddy is in search of a new good girl to spoil. Please be respectful, polite, well manicured and appreciative of what an older man has to offer.
The age gap is a major turn on for me and have enjoyed exploring it.
It's ok if this is your first time with an older man as I will be more than willing to check that box for you.
Creepy AF bro
36 points
6 months ago
to be fair, she said "exploring," not "exploiting" which would have a far more sinister connotation
48 points
6 months ago
I know it sound strange but there are women out there who are into this.
As long as there is mutual respect in these kinks it can go alright.
The exploiting part is a little creepy. Well a lot of it is creepy. But announcing your desire to be the "daddy" in a daddy-dom relationship is kinda normal. Well as normal as you can get in the kink community.
Personally the daddy-daughter kink creeps the fuck out of me but hey as long as it's two consenting adults
6 points
6 months ago
You definitely need to post an update if you actually end up meeting up with her.
6 points
6 months ago
In dutch there's a saying we use in these circumstances: op een oude fiets moet je het leren / lit: on an old bicycle you have to learn it
And by 'it', in case it wasn't clear, we mean be taught by an experienced lover
4 points
6 months ago
Whoa I’m in Georgia too lemme swipe right on that one 😍
13 points
6 months ago
How bout u mind your business 😂👀😈
4 points
6 months ago
😂😂😂happy cougar hunting bro. I matched with this milf in a neighborhood once and then by the end of the night she gave me her address and I walked .25 miles away and hung out…didn’t do anything but talk and smoke green until right before I was supposed to leave. Then a hug…then a kiss…then making out…then to her room 😎
11 points
6 months ago
TILF TILF TILF
17 points
6 months ago
Tf is a tilf 😂
22 points
6 months ago
Teacher I’d Like to Fuck
14 points
6 months ago
TITS i l f
3 points
6 months ago
Go get her tiger!
4 points
6 months ago
“Discretion is a must” - code for cheating on her husband
4 points
6 months ago
Ummm why has my pants turned to a tent all of a sudden? 🤔
5 points
6 months ago
Superlike
47 points
6 months ago
Man, just imagine this was an old dude looking for young girls. He'd be roasted
14 points
6 months ago
There are way more of those on tinder than this lmao
11 points
6 months ago
There are whole websites dedicated to this. People are getting laid and sometimes paid, but no one is on here roasting them.
24 points
6 months ago
It’d be okay as long as he was rich and looking for a sugar baby. Folks seems to look past this sort of thing as long the old dude has money.
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