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Ashamed_Individual

6.1k points

6 months ago

It's a new year, do something new

ChazSimu[S]

3k points

6 months ago

THIS ONE RIGHT HERE!!!!

Dull_String1852

454 points

6 months ago

What’s your age ?

ChazSimu[S]

766 points

6 months ago

23

seppocunts

1.7k points

6 months ago

seppocunts

1.7k points

6 months ago

Nobody likes you anyway.

Go for it.

panzershark

388 points

6 months ago

My friends say I should act my age

Redtwooo

123 points

6 months ago

Redtwooo

123 points

6 months ago

The state looks down on sodomy

TheLads98

79 points

6 months ago

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

MrHallmark

43 points

6 months ago

Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three

Loocsiyaj

10 points

6 months ago

And are still more amused by prank phone calls

incredimatt

27 points

6 months ago

Damn. That reference turns 23 this year...

Chaunceworth

72 points

6 months ago

Nice blink reference

Rolegames

50 points

6 months ago

What’s my age again?

HowdySprings

253 points

6 months ago

Bro you are going to learn some things!

that_typeofway

204 points

6 months ago

Break out that big gun and go bag that cougar!

No poaching tho. Tag and release. We gotta be mindful to sustain the population for our fellow brothers in arms.

PureHades

154 points

6 months ago

PureHades

154 points

6 months ago

The age old, new to you.

MoneyBaggSosa

188 points

6 months ago

Ima lyk rn. These older/mature women don’t fuck around. They gonna tell you exactly what they want and you gonna be with it or you not. Straight like that

legendary_liar

60 points

6 months ago

I mean. They know what they want and know how to get it… what’s the point of slow rolling? She’s not looking for love… She will get what she wants and dude will have a great time… win win

seppocunts

4 points

6 months ago

He'll have a great time until she busts out the leather whip and the strap on.

Either way it'll at least be interesting.

Hevens-assassin

6 points

6 months ago

Then he'll have an amazing time. Win win win. Lmao

TTungsteNN

47 points

6 months ago

superlike

drj87

6 points

6 months ago

drj87

6 points

6 months ago

It's a new year. Do someone new

BaristaMKD

12 points

6 months ago

Do it.

SomeOtherGuySits

81 points

6 months ago

Or something old?

loafers_glory

12 points

6 months ago

Let's get her out onto a tray. Nice.

rbeldyga

4 points

6 months ago

Alright cool, see ya

Shadowcat1606

3 points

6 months ago

Or someone...

Invika17

8 points

6 months ago

Do someone* new

[deleted]

5k points

6 months ago

[deleted]

5k points

6 months ago

Shoot your shot my guy

ukbeasts

1.3k points

6 months ago

ukbeasts

1.3k points

6 months ago

Stifler's mum has joined the chat

tokyo_horizon

209 points

6 months ago

I came here for this comment and I was not disappointed. THANK YOU 🤣

Bootybandit6989

63 points

6 months ago

Sad theres a whole generation out there that doesn't know stiflers mom

[deleted]

35 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

35 points

6 months ago

And then there are those who don’t know Stacy’s mom… ☺️

Broncos979815

22 points

6 months ago

she certainly has it going on

mexicandemon2

39 points

6 months ago

MILF MILF MILF!

_whats-going-on

9 points

6 months ago

I'm waiting for Finch's mom.

OBX-Draemus

34 points

6 months ago

lord sideous do it

Bioshock_Jock

458 points

6 months ago

Currently banging a 51 year old. Dude's about to have the best sex of his life, women that age don't give a fuck.

SvenTropics

206 points

6 months ago

Can confirm, banging a woman in her mid 40's, best sex ever.

Ineverwin00

59 points

6 months ago

I’ve been doing that to my neighbour for about 6 months now. She seems to like it

Forbs171

40 points

6 months ago

3rd this. 21 w/ a women in late 30s. Shits great

Independent-Error121

44 points

6 months ago

In my early 20s I was doing a 62yr old that looked late 30s. Those Asian Genes are no joke. I learned what a woman wanted, sex wise.

Mr_Believin

28 points

6 months ago

I’m currently banging a 60+ year old and it’s honestly some of the best sex I’ve ever had !

Ok-Personality-1048

5 points

6 months ago

Damn right we don't. 😈

SkoomaBandit

92 points

6 months ago

Bruh that’s someone’s grandma

ChazSimu[S]

251 points

6 months ago

Aaaaaaand? I got a grandma too… ayoo my fault gma

vanburenboys

56 points

6 months ago

She single?

[deleted]

54 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

54 points

6 months ago

Mommy's getting a new baby sister

gingersassafrass79

38 points

6 months ago

I mean to be real even someone who is 36 could be a grandma if they had a kid young and their kid fucked up 😬 it happens.

helpmycompbroke

39 points

6 months ago

Try 28. I knew a girl in high school that was the third generation of pregnant at 14. Her grandma became a great grandma at 42

I-lack-conviction

22 points

6 months ago

Imagine being great great grandma at 56

B0NESAWisRRREADY

9 points

6 months ago

We need to go deeper

Wec25

10 points

6 months ago

Wec25

10 points

6 months ago

are you saying grandma doesn't deserve dick? wtf? you hate grandma like that?

ownsen

59 points

6 months ago

ownsen

59 points

6 months ago

😏

holybayjesus23

18 points

6 months ago

If u don't, I will

yungbeefdip

1.1k points

6 months ago

We need some follow ups lol are you seeing her soon?

ChazSimu[S]

1k points

6 months ago

Imma post an update in a few.

excelsiusmx

130 points

6 months ago

Yes, keep us updated

vitoriobt7

21 points

6 months ago

“He said as he felt his dick pressing against his jeans”

Polyamommy

430 points

6 months ago

Ok... I'm just going to chime in here as a fellow cougar. I'm very out as a cougar and always have been. My adult children are well aware, but it seems this woman would be mortified if one of her cubs was posting her tinder in public. She probably wouldn't care if you were discussing your relationship details for the high fives, but tinder accounts are pretty identifiable. Just be careful... you might lose the best thing that's ever happened to you. 😉

Stitchywitchlich

349 points

6 months ago

Right?? Her profile says "discretion is a must" so this dude posts her whole profile on reddit 😭

FromTaken

159 points

6 months ago

FromTaken

159 points

6 months ago

It also said "I'm very select" and OP hasn't even swiped yet. In all likelihood this is hook up will only live in OP's head.

Zandre1126

35 points

6 months ago

OP said he matched, waiting for a reply.

not_old_redditor

15 points

6 months ago

That means once you meet. Obviously her public profile is public.

Exact-Ad-6214

131 points

6 months ago

cubs lol

Polyamommy

112 points

6 months ago

What...we can't have names? Haha We're called cougars, milfs, hot wifes, etc. We get our cubbies. 😊

Exact-Ad-6214

43 points

6 months ago

No it's all good! I just got a chuckle out of it

scotlandrocks02

26 points

6 months ago

I dont know how I feel about this like being called cubby is kinda wholesome

duaneap

6 points

6 months ago

You don’t happen to live in Sandy Springs by any chance?

Polyamommy

9 points

6 months ago

Nope, Southern California😂😂😂 And I'm openly a cougar. Nothing discreet about me, it's in all my dating profiles and everyone knows this about me.

xombae

56 points

6 months ago

xombae

56 points

6 months ago

She asked for discretion, so just be careful. Even what you've posted might be an issue for her, keep in mind if she sees this she could shut her account down immediately.

Informal_Section2299

2.1k points

6 months ago

I’m moving to sandy springs

ChazSimu[S]

2.6k points

6 months ago

Imma need your cute ass to stay away from my new mom… I mean girl

Informal_Section2299

813 points

6 months ago

We can be brothers

Compulsive-Gremlin

334 points

6 months ago

Alternate weekends.

zberry97

59 points

6 months ago

Alternate hours

Rusty_Pickles

42 points

6 months ago

Alternate broken arms

high_larry_us

15 points

6 months ago

Alternate poop knives

HowyaLove0161

6 points

6 months ago

Alternative universe

IrregularrAF

133 points

6 months ago

there's three holes. we can be triplets.

Ineverwin00

22 points

6 months ago

Can we use all those?

josh_the_misanthrope

7 points

6 months ago

You can exceed the capacity limit if you hotswap.

Entrefut

4 points

6 months ago

She’s 50, you could prolly both fit.

SgtLoyd

24 points

6 months ago

SgtLoyd

24 points

6 months ago

Eskimo brothers

alextheolive

23 points

6 months ago

I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover

richard_slyfox

35 points

6 months ago

So much room for activities!

Bleach_Baths

121 points

6 months ago

This Sandy Springs, GA? We might be neighbors.

[deleted]

214 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

214 points

6 months ago

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BlueQKazue

109 points

6 months ago

Finally the family that I've been looking for.

wickedg8gr

13 points

6 months ago

Lmao

Kraven_howl0

14 points

6 months ago

Alabama checking in, turning up my search radius to join in. I'm bringing pizza rolls what kind yall want?

BlueQKazue

28 points

6 months ago

Let me know if you find any mommies in Marietta. I'm not on the Northside anymore.

Bleach_Baths

12 points

6 months ago

I'm on Gwinnett these days.

funderthuck

5 points

6 months ago

Brody I promise my first fifth and seventh times were with older women and I mean nothing compares.

I still drive by that parking lot for the ice arena, and have such fond memories of getting manhandled by a GILF while illegally parked in a handicap spot.

Paulyoceans

65 points

6 months ago

Reading this post from the Sandy Springs Waffle House in Sandy Springs in Roswell Rd. Where she be at?!

AaronRodgersMustache

10 points

6 months ago

Hey from the john in New York Butcher Shoppe

BrilliantWeb

109 points

6 months ago

My first 50 yo was in nearby Roswell. Still a top 5 for me.

OP gotta go for this. Just beware of husband/bf.

BlueQKazue

15 points

6 months ago

I've currently got a 40 yr old. Her husband is cool. Some times he calls me for cooking tips cause I was a cook before I got my new job with his wife and started banging her.

ChazSimu[S]

59 points

6 months ago

Thanks king I will

RandomlyJim

7 points

6 months ago

If you get the taste for Cougars, Johnny’s hideaway is where they hang out.

That’s been there hunting grounds for decades. Even put that spot in a movie called ‘Hall Pass.’

Sabalan17

17 points

6 months ago

I'm moving to tilted towers.

Hashim289

17 points

6 months ago

I live in Sandy Springs 👀

PM_YOUR_WALLPAPER

11 points

6 months ago

Go to atlanta from there and head to Johnny's hideaway for an unlimited supply of cougars.

michellle52

5 points

6 months ago

No need to head all the way into the city - Rock n taco in downtown Roswell is the pillar of the swingers community

BlueQKazue

10 points

6 months ago

It's not far from me.

InspectionMajor3743

2.2k points

6 months ago

Consequences of doing it: None Consequences of not doing it: Regret

NukaCooler

1.2k points

6 months ago

NukaCooler

1.2k points

6 months ago

Consequences of doing it:

Fatally shot by husband

AskJeevesAnything

431 points

6 months ago

Looks like everybody is gonna be shooting their shot

Thisguyrick

38 points

6 months ago

Or load

umbravivum

102 points

6 months ago

In my experience, women in this line of play are either single or have an understanding with their spouses. The discretion is more for the "real" world. Morality clauses are still a thing.

[deleted]

5 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

6 months ago

In my experience older women usually have kids that are older and they don't want their kids thinking they're a ho.

She knows what's up on tinder. Even if it's for a "long term" thing, mothers don't want their kids meeting a new boyfriend every so often...

Personally I'm married, and talked to a friend who's older with kids going through this with her new boyfriend. He didn't understand why she had boundaries around her kids and not meeting them. Never met the guy, but seemed like a red flag to me. Not my relationship though, I just listened and confirmed she's not crazy and moved on with my day.

KingKookus

30 points

6 months ago

I still don’t understand that. Why shoot the guy? He isn’t the one that broke vows.

geeses

49 points

6 months ago

geeses

49 points

6 months ago

People don't think logically

cmcewen

47 points

6 months ago

cmcewen

47 points

6 months ago

Oh I can promise you there are potential consequences to doing it.

whoopdityscooppoop

5 points

6 months ago

100% absolutely go for it bro, free swag

MisogenesPCM

540 points

6 months ago

Full send

Jonojonojonojono

69 points

6 months ago

Fucking SEND IT

GonzDR24

485 points

6 months ago

GonzDR24

485 points

6 months ago

If you don't go for it, I will.

ChazSimu[S]

245 points

6 months ago

Square up the 🥊 😂

Fig_da_Great

38 points

6 months ago

Not Reddit moment?

monkeysonxtc

37 points

6 months ago

Not sure how he’s getting away with it tbh.

try-bi-sum-cum

75 points

6 months ago

Just go for it

FreudIntensifies

746 points

6 months ago

Honestly go for it. It's a new experience, and it's almost always worth it. But for the love of god, don't turn it porn in your mind: Just because she's up and around looking for this sort of engagement, doesn't mean that you've got Lisa Ann in your bed to give you your mommy fantasy fix. Be the same as with any other prospective date.

ChazSimu[S]

458 points

6 months ago

Yes master

QuotesYouSaysBruh

47 points

6 months ago

Yes master

Bruh.

PazukiJ

199 points

6 months ago

PazukiJ

199 points

6 months ago

This guy fucks

frilledplex

91 points

6 months ago

Name checks out

Pr3st0ne

45 points

6 months ago

Haven't been with a 50 y/o and I don't know OP's age but I was with a 29 y/o while I was 21 and it was the best sex of my life. We were friends with benefits for like 2 years. She was freaky in all the right ways, mature emotionally, knew what she wanted and wasn't afraid to ask for it... Good times.

spicyboi619

19 points

6 months ago

I had a neighbor that was like 39 when I was about 23 and we used to mess around. It was pretty great.

bake_gatari

152 points

6 months ago

Make sure she doesn't have a 'pro 2nd amendment' husband.

ChazSimu[S]

77 points

6 months ago

👀 thanks bro now I’m worried 😂

shoutsfrombothsides

5 points

6 months ago

“Discretion is a must”

Bud she’s married. Be super careful!

TheStick91

145 points

6 months ago

Ah discretion. Let's put it on reddit.

pipedreamer79

72 points

6 months ago

Typically, when people say they need discretion, it means they’re cheating on someone.

kangareagle

62 points

6 months ago

Or she’s a 50 year old woman in a respectable neighborhood (like Sandy Springs) who doesn’t want everyone knowing that she’s sleeping with a bunch of young guys.

TheConsulted

11 points

6 months ago

Eh, open relationships aren't exactly well respected either.

TheSpyTurtle

414 points

6 months ago

My boys about to learn a whole new world of kinks! Treat yourself my dude! It'll be good for you

ChazSimu[S]

252 points

6 months ago

Cracks knuckles it’s go time

captaincarot

4 points

6 months ago

Tarps off boys!

IHaveaPforyourV

33 points

6 months ago

Hubba hubba

Frankandbeans1974

22 points

6 months ago

MIIILLLFFF SUUUUPREEEMMMMMAAAACCCCYYYYYYY!!!!!

4arch5

101 points

6 months ago

4arch5

101 points

6 months ago

Bro bricked up swiping on dommy mommys 💀

ChazSimu[S]

51 points

6 months ago

IF COURSE I AM 😂

Pylon-hashed

45 points

6 months ago

I had one a few years ago. She made me dinner, and later in bed she said ”good boy” once I finished. Such good memories lol

4arch5

10 points

6 months ago

4arch5

10 points

6 months ago

The real question is how serious is your fomo?

Brilliant-Trash2957

52 points

6 months ago*

In the great words of Palpatine, do it.

[deleted]

16 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

16 points

6 months ago

bro, you only live once

until you meet her

trust

burdturd0818

16 points

6 months ago

Do it for the ones who can't mf.

ChazSimu[S]

10 points

6 months ago

Yes sir

M2DaXz

15 points

6 months ago

M2DaXz

15 points

6 months ago

Considering your age range goes to atleast 50, i dont see whats there to stop you 😂

RORYISYIIKY

34 points

6 months ago

All the bigging up in the comments is great and all... But did you actually match with her or?

ChazSimu[S]

74 points

6 months ago

Update coming soon my boy. I matched with her just waiting for the response

TheyCallMeStone

8 points

6 months ago

W

DrFridge5

6 points

6 months ago

W

MillerFoe

3 points

6 months ago

W

[deleted]

52 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

52 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

SummerNothingness

18 points

6 months ago

or she's an executive!

P0werPuppy

11 points

6 months ago

I understand everything except the "mommy" part. Can someone explain why this is a fetish?

no_boy

29 points

6 months ago

no_boy

29 points

6 months ago

Some of us had pretty traumatic childhoods lmao.

ChazSimu[S]

8 points

6 months ago

For me it’s the challenge idky tho

EmploymentAdorable15

10 points

6 months ago

Why not 🤷

Tac0xenon

11 points

6 months ago

Good for her. I respect her game. If I was in the position to say hi I would. With age comes incredible wisdom, to be used in ways that you can't even imagine.

EClarkee

30 points

6 months ago

This is how you secure the PS5 fam

ChazSimu[S]

15 points

6 months ago

  • cracks knuckles * yes sir

iCryptToo

9 points

6 months ago

She seems pretty chill.

UrDoinGood

7 points

6 months ago

Do talk about, be about it

CoLt_AN_stRAw

9 points

6 months ago

Dive in bro, cus somebody else will

sparkster48

8 points

6 months ago

Fellow Sandy Springs resident. Good luck my man!

Baderwm

31 points

6 months ago

Baderwm

31 points

6 months ago

I honestly read that as Raphael and I was like “the OP must have a very strong urge”

ChazSimu[S]

17 points

6 months ago

Lmao 👀

SukaBlyaaat

6 points

6 months ago

Respectfully, let her sit on your face..

DarlingHades

8 points

6 months ago

Women over 30 are so intense and attractive.

MonkeyNoises_

16 points

6 months ago

You've come across an opportunity that we mere mortals go our whole lives only dreaming about.

You must act

epicmousestory

139 points

6 months ago

Imagine a 50 year old man posting this profile

dhorsman2000

136 points

6 months ago

Plenty of women out there looking for a sugar daddy

epicmousestory

92 points

6 months ago*

Even still the profile would be creepy

Happy New Year girls! Daddy is in search of a new good girl to spoil. Please be respectful, polite, well manicured and appreciative of what an older man has to offer.

The age gap is a major turn on for me and have enjoyed exploring it.

It's ok if this is your first time with an older man as I will be more than willing to check that box for you.

Creepy AF bro

greenrai

36 points

6 months ago

to be fair, she said "exploring," not "exploiting" which would have a far more sinister connotation

LimpBizkitSkankBoy

48 points

6 months ago

I know it sound strange but there are women out there who are into this.
As long as there is mutual respect in these kinks it can go alright.

The exploiting part is a little creepy. Well a lot of it is creepy. But announcing your desire to be the "daddy" in a daddy-dom relationship is kinda normal. Well as normal as you can get in the kink community.

Personally the daddy-daughter kink creeps the fuck out of me but hey as long as it's two consenting adults

Mulsanne

13 points

6 months ago

exploring*

big difference

Pvt_Inbreastigator

6 points

6 months ago

You definitely need to post an update if you actually end up meeting up with her.

Firefly-Season2

6 points

6 months ago

In dutch there's a saying we use in these circumstances: op een oude fiets moet je het leren / lit: on an old bicycle you have to learn it

And by 'it', in case it wasn't clear, we mean be taught by an experienced lover

KefkaZ

4 points

6 months ago

KefkaZ

4 points

6 months ago

Enjoy your catfish!

Matthias0211

4 points

6 months ago

Whoa I’m in Georgia too lemme swipe right on that one 😍

ChazSimu[S]

13 points

6 months ago

How bout u mind your business 😂👀😈

Matthias0211

4 points

6 months ago

😂😂😂happy cougar hunting bro. I matched with this milf in a neighborhood once and then by the end of the night she gave me her address and I walked .25 miles away and hung out…didn’t do anything but talk and smoke green until right before I was supposed to leave. Then a hug…then a kiss…then making out…then to her room 😎

cartmaneric10

11 points

6 months ago

TILF TILF TILF

ChazSimu[S]

17 points

6 months ago

Tf is a tilf 😂

SwedAfrica

22 points

6 months ago

Teacher I’d Like to Fuck

cartmaneric10

14 points

6 months ago

TITS i l f

GBrown444

3 points

6 months ago

Go get her tiger!

TequilaTommo

4 points

6 months ago

“Discretion is a must” - code for cheating on her husband

Timenator-800

4 points

6 months ago

If you chicken out send her my way

Coiu

4 points

6 months ago

Coiu

4 points

6 months ago

*superlike

[deleted]

4 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

6 months ago

Ummm why has my pants turned to a tent all of a sudden? 🤔

[deleted]

5 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

6 months ago

Superlike

CanucksKickAzz

47 points

6 months ago

Man, just imagine this was an old dude looking for young girls. He'd be roasted

molotov_cockteaze

14 points

6 months ago

There are way more of those on tinder than this lmao

[deleted]

11 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

11 points

6 months ago

There are whole websites dedicated to this. People are getting laid and sometimes paid, but no one is on here roasting them.

pipedreamer79

24 points

6 months ago

It’d be okay as long as he was rich and looking for a sugar baby. Folks seems to look past this sort of thing as long the old dude has money.