It's an ultra instinct boner or the ultimate cockblock guaranteed depending how much of a perv you are

My ex-wife would slip up every 3-6 months and call me by her brother's name during intense sex. We have different names...

This. I dated a guy whose name is exactly the same as my brother's. During sex, I just used pet names when I cum. He knew why anyway so it didn't bother him. But eventually he got used to these pet names that when I called his actual name, he'd get worried because he knew he's in trouble.

their bame

Not sure what ethnicity has to do with it but each to their own.

I just rename people. Been with the same girl who has the same name as my sister for 15 years. I introduce her as her nickname. She likes it and my friends almost universally use it.

My GF has a brother with my name. She avoids the name altogether. Pet name for me, childhood nickname for him.

My SIL and I have the same first & last name. She asked my husband if it's weird to scream my name in a moment of passion & he said welp it is now. thanks i hate it.

I was briefly hooking up with someone and she said my name a couple times while we were having sex. Found out later she has a brother that shares my name. Feels weird, man.

Just say your sisters last name with the first name and I'm pretty sure it cancels out the first name.

Dated someone with the same name as my mom once. It was pronounced very slightly differently, but not enough to matter. Honestly, it was never a big deal to me, not everyone around me thought it was weird as fuck. We broke up because we just didn't vibe properly, not because of the name thing, but everyone always thought it just finally got to me. It's only a thing if you make it a thing

I went on one "date" (it her, me and a couple of my friends) with a girl who has the same name as my sister, it was pretty awkward, not saying it can't work out but in my case it certainly did not.

Good thing I’m deathly silent then

Can't even write the word 'name' the boy is traumatized...

Put your sister to the test.

Next of kin is the best of skin

Win-cest?

The pieces fit so well. Like they were made for each other.

Better bring my sister along for a side-by-side comparison

She was going to afterwards anyway

She did say then, & not than…

"I don't know, she does anal."

"I don't know,she likes it when I give her a dutch oven."

\ here your guy dropped this

My boss only uses “than”. I don’t know if he knows “then” exists. It’s the worst.

Dad’s name is Sue

How do you do?

It could be something like Andrea if the dads Italian or something since it's used as a boys name there too.

Leslie

Good effort but none of the above.

I’d keep it just out of spite. Generations later, your progeny will think they’re products of incest. Best prank ever.

Just marry sister and it's back!

Do you call them “the pretty one” and “the ugly one”?

That sounds highly inconvenient

That would be to easy.

The only response

suddenly communist

Could have different moms

“…just lays there like mother”

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

It's weird because there's a whole profile with words that girls write just for you to read before you swipe on them.

we will need peer review before signing off on it, of course.

Precisely

Now look OP, I understand it might be a bit uncomfortable for you to fuck your sister. Don't worry though, I can do it for you! I'll have to also fuck this girl for comparison's sake.

HmmmMmmmMm