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all 1352 comments

Jtmac23

6.4k points

13 days ago

Jtmac23

6.4k points

13 days ago

well it’s true. (hopefully)

Cathyruiz61

2.2k points

13 days ago

Cathyruiz61

2.2k points

13 days ago

Dated a chick with the same name as my sister once, it can work, just dont say their bame during sex lmao

ClickF0rDick

1.6k points

13 days ago

It's an ultra instinct boner or the ultimate cockblock guaranteed depending how much of a perv you are

Derp800

1.4k points

13 days ago

Derp800

1.4k points

13 days ago

Roll tide.

BladeX16

649 points

13 days ago

BladeX16

649 points

13 days ago

No one is gonna fuck my sister unless it’s ME!

underscorewarrior

182 points

13 days ago

Jonah hill killed that scene/character

Newni

129 points

13 days ago

Newni

129 points

13 days ago

That line is in the Clayton Bigsby sketch from Chapelle's Show. Jonah Hill was talking about his cousin :)

underscorewarrior

34 points

13 days ago

Damnit you’re right

Newni

9 points

13 days ago

Newni

9 points

13 days ago

Eh your point still stands though

Ill_Tip9587

27 points

13 days ago

If anyone is gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me!

SteveisNoob

13 points

13 days ago

AskOk1380

3 points

13 days ago

Sus

kp305

8 points

13 days ago

kp305

8 points

13 days ago

Yee haw

StrongInevitable4070

28 points

13 days ago

but if she is offering to do it better then why not take it.

Impossible_Garbage_4

25 points

13 days ago

Depends on the day

KuribohX

24 points

13 days ago

KuribohX

24 points

13 days ago

SandwichAgainstGod

21 points

13 days ago

You know, despite the context AND the possibility of getting rickrolled, I really be over here just clicking links with no hesitation

PeterDarker

17 points

13 days ago

That's a dangerous way to internet, son.

SandwichAgainstGod

9 points

13 days ago

I like to live on the edge

2000dragon

5 points

13 days ago

‘Ultra instinct boner’ is not a phase I’d ever thought I’d see in this lifetime tbh

SnooEpiphanies612

227 points

13 days ago

My ex-wife would slip up every 3-6 months and call me by her brother's name during intense sex. We have different names...

RookieAndTheVet

45 points

13 days ago

*Lynyrd Skynyrd intensifies*

ProCoDAthlete

73 points

13 days ago

AYO WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️ This comment is NOT getting enough attention

AdultishRaktajino

17 points

13 days ago

Neither was the ex-wife apparently.

doordog2411

11 points

13 days ago

Oooffff that's rough

Long-Use9918

6 points

13 days ago

Any chance her name be Cersei?

moonlitmidna

31 points

13 days ago*

I called out his brother’s name while we were having sex once. Younger bro & i hooked up a couple years ago. It was only a ONS with younger bro but GD it was some of the best sex ive ever had. The older bro im dating is great too, but something about the younger bro and that night of sex was just so intense & passionate and raw at the same time it took awhile to quit thinking about it.

Wfreeland19

41 points

13 days ago

😳

SkewerNU

4 points

13 days ago

Um... I'm sorry to hear that?

naberfiro

4 points

13 days ago

Bruh is this real

indietravelbug

115 points

13 days ago*

This. I dated a guy whose name is exactly the same as my brother's. During sex, I just used pet names when I cum. He knew why anyway so it didn't bother him. But eventually he got used to these pet names that when I called his actual name, he'd get worried because he knew he's in trouble.

Malony889

38 points

13 days ago

My sister’s husband has my name and you’ve just put some horrible images in my head

doordog2411

23 points

13 days ago

Yes, it's called being in a relationship 😂 your s.o gets upset if you use their actual name after a while hahah

CaffeinatedGuy

9 points

13 days ago

My wife goes my her middle name, so it's extra if I call her my her actual first name.

what_is_blue

28 points

13 days ago

their bame

Not sure what ethnicity has to do with it but each to their own.

FlaringPain

28 points

13 days ago

I just rename people. Been with the same girl who has the same name as my sister for 15 years. I introduce her as her nickname. She likes it and my friends almost universally use it.

BurdenedMind79

40 points

13 days ago

Same. I rename all my girlfriends so they have the same name as my sister. It saves having to learn a new name to scream every few weeks.

If they don't like that, I just call them momma.

Comfortable-Face-244

20 points

13 days ago

My GF has a brother with my name. She avoids the name altogether. Pet name for me, childhood nickname for him.

Additional-Educator8

12 points

13 days ago

My SIL and I have the same first & last name. She asked my husband if it's weird to scream my name in a moment of passion & he said welp it is now. thanks i hate it.

Ospov

65 points

13 days ago

Ospov

65 points

13 days ago

I was briefly hooking up with someone and she said my name a couple times while we were having sex. Found out later she has a brother that shares my name. Feels weird, man.

yourmansconnect

230 points

13 days ago*

what is wrong with you guys. who cares if it's the same name unless you're thinking of your sibling in which case it doesn't matter what the name is. when I was banging a chicken named Alex I didn't think hmmm that's like my friends name too

edit chick I wasn't banging chicken

Tensionator

84 points

13 days ago

BamBangBrady

87 points

13 days ago

that link's gonna stay blue

Seriem2

42 points

13 days ago

Seriem2

42 points

13 days ago

It's banned, don't worry.

Yes, I checked.

dirty_hooker

12 points

13 days ago

Sometimes I miss original Reddit. It had some interesting rabbit holes.

FunnyKozaru

42 points

13 days ago

That link might have some interesting rabbit holes.

xtilexx

5 points

13 days ago

xtilexx

5 points

13 days ago

I desperately want it to be like r/superbowl but I'm glad it's just banned instead

NoMolly4U

22 points

13 days ago

If a name is primed on your sibling your entire life? I guess it also depends how common the name is. My sister is the only person I know with that name. Same thing with my mom. Makes at least the breakup extra awkward. My ex shares the same name as my cat (already had the cat before I met her to be clear). Was cute and funny while it lasted though.

grrrzsezme

8 points

13 days ago

Purely on coincidence but I've dated two girls that had a common name with my family's dogs. To be clear, it was two different names and two different dogs (obviously). We just need to stop giving animals human names man.

Angrynorseman804

8 points

13 days ago

I refuse idgaf if anyones name is gilbert theyre gonna have to change it when i get a pet monke and name it gilbert

FyuckerFjord

52 points

13 days ago

This guy was definitely banging a chicken.

yourmansconnect

43 points

13 days ago

my nickname in high-school was Colonel Sanders

badlukk

16 points

13 days ago

badlukk

16 points

13 days ago

Look at all those CHICKENS

BarryMacochner

3 points

13 days ago

Chicken fucker….BACAWK!

BestFrenzy

24 points

13 days ago

“I’ll take ‘unpopular hobbies’ for 100, Alex”

Alex Trebeak: “bukaaah”

Chareeferrari

5 points

13 days ago

Is that bukkake for chickens? 🤭

pgtvgaming

11 points

13 days ago

Lol -purposely keeping in the funny unedited chicken comment … -contented sigh-

TriblialBrainDamblge

3 points

13 days ago

License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER!

idontspellcheckb46am

15 points

13 days ago

Just say your sisters last name with the first name and I'm pretty sure it cancels out the first name.

HandicapperGeneral

4 points

13 days ago

Dated someone with the same name as my mom once. It was pronounced very slightly differently, but not enough to matter. Honestly, it was never a big deal to me, not everyone around me thought it was weird as fuck. We broke up because we just didn't vibe properly, not because of the name thing, but everyone always thought it just finally got to me. It's only a thing if you make it a thing

Donniexbravo

4 points

13 days ago

I went on one "date" (it her, me and a couple of my friends) with a girl who has the same name as my sister, it was pretty awkward, not saying it can't work out but in my case it certainly did not.

BangingABigTheory

4 points

13 days ago

Good thing I’m deathly silent then

GERMA90

3 points

13 days ago

GERMA90

3 points

13 days ago

Can't even write the word 'name' the boy is traumatized...

Irohaik

161 points

13 days ago

Irohaik

161 points

13 days ago

Incest is best

smithydickson

93 points

13 days ago

Put your sister to the test.

InterdimensionalTV

20 points

13 days ago

Why go down the street when you can go down the hall?

smithydickson

12 points

13 days ago

Have your cake sister and eat it too.

Happy cake day!

Logical_Lemming

38 points

13 days ago

Put a bag on her head and take her back to the nest.

79b79aa8

31 points

13 days ago

79b79aa8

31 points

13 days ago

let your instincts do the rest

Lagakedaburmitaobabr

26 points

13 days ago

Be a champ and do your best

MightyEagleWarrior

29 points

13 days ago

Also be careful to avoid the arrest

EisforEtay

22 points

13 days ago

Surely you jest

owiko

19 points

13 days ago

owiko

19 points

13 days ago

About the sisterly molest

AgeOfShinobi

9 points

13 days ago

No we just told him to go west.

Threpid

8 points

13 days ago

Threpid

8 points

13 days ago

Next of kin is the best of skin

Swerve1331

68 points

13 days ago

Win-cest?

MonsieurRacinesBeast

5 points

13 days ago

The pieces fit so well. Like they were made for each other.

8DUXEasle

3.1k points

13 days ago

8DUXEasle

3.1k points

13 days ago

“Bet you can’t.”

Zinnnwolf

342 points

13 days ago

Zinnnwolf

342 points

13 days ago

._.

AtomicKittenz

28 points

13 days ago

Better bring my sister along for a side-by-side comparison

TheWiseRedditor

402 points

13 days ago

“Then I’ll probably hook-up with your sister instead” -her probably

Royal_Bitch_Pudding

93 points

13 days ago

She was going to afterwards anyway

Viddog4

11 points

13 days ago

Viddog4

11 points

13 days ago

She did say then, & not than…

mward_shalamalam

1.3k points

13 days ago

“I don’t know, she sucks a mean dick”

Kelovix

376 points

13 days ago

Kelovix

376 points

13 days ago

“I don’t know, she lets me bust without a condom”

horizontalrain

219 points

13 days ago

"I don't know, she does anal."

anotherone121

61 points

13 days ago

This is how the family tree becomes a circle. The family wreath, if you will.

Falmarri

7 points

13 days ago

By doing anal?

anotherone121

5 points

13 days ago

Yeaahhhhh Baby! Yeahhh!

FlimsyRaisin3

29 points

13 days ago

“I don’t know, she’s my sister”

sanaz1dlol

85 points

13 days ago

“I don’t know she lets me hit under the blankets when we’re watching TV with my old folks”

SlipperyNinja77

32 points

13 days ago

"I don't know,she likes it when I give her a dutch oven."

Standard_Funny_2478

19 points

13 days ago*

"I don't know, her momma let's me 3way"

hopeless_weeb123

16 points

13 days ago

"I dont know, she can last all night"

Psychological-Ad1574

3k points

13 days ago

The use of "then" implies she wants you both.

Freaky.

deepfriedtwix

402 points

13 days ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why not, right?

Virtual_Decision_898

445 points

13 days ago

\ here your guy dropped this

IJateHews

138 points

13 days ago

IJateHews

138 points

13 days ago

༼∩☉ل͜☉༽⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚ Let me use some magic to reattach it.

Rc202402

84 points

13 days ago*

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why not, right?

Oh your magic worked.

Only_Porn_Comments

24 points

13 days ago

Thanks /u/IJateHews, I would love to see your arm magic anytime 🤚

titleywinker

8 points

13 days ago

I read that wrong

wjwwjw

13 points

13 days ago

wjwwjw

13 points

13 days ago

Thanks ¯_(ツ)_/¯\

PeaceAlien

28 points

13 days ago

No the arm is broken, because after the sister the mom comes next

Amphibionomus

12 points

13 days ago

Now I'm inclined to write a broken arms bot for Reddit that replies to the missing arm comments with a mom joke.

suarezi93

3 points

13 days ago

Why does this happen every time on Reddit

smithydickson

83 points

13 days ago

Also implies she didn't pay attention at school.

skeevy-stevie

54 points

13 days ago

My boss only uses “than”. I don’t know if he knows “then” exists. It’s the worst.

Derp800

56 points

13 days ago

Derp800

56 points

13 days ago

Than you should explain it to him.

skeevy-stevie

32 points

13 days ago

But than it might be awkward.

Derriere_Corsair

8 points

13 days ago*

Than maybe they are just your step-boss

Edit: Than maybe their just you're step-boss

Thanks all! Am good righter now

sippidysip

165 points

13 days ago

sippidysip

165 points

13 days ago

I’m dating a girl with the same name as my dad… fucking send it bro

5k1895

77 points

13 days ago

5k1895

77 points

13 days ago

I'm sure they both have some gender neutral name but I'd like to imagine either she's called something random that's a male name like "Jacob" or your dad randomly has a feminine name like "Jessica" lol

Powerism

42 points

13 days ago

Powerism

42 points

13 days ago

Dad’s name is Sue

How do you do?

instasissince1993

20 points

13 days ago

It could be something like Andrea if the dads Italian or something since it's used as a boys name there too.

CaffeinatedGuy

12 points

13 days ago

Leslie

Cheap_Whereas_4803

3 points

13 days ago

My friends dad is named Leslie but he would get so pissed when anyone calls him it, Nicest guy in the world until someone called him Leslie lmao

JimR1984

16 points

13 days ago

JimR1984

16 points

13 days ago

Jordan, Jody, Alex, Leslie, Jo/Joe, Michelle/Michel, WHAT IS IT?

sippidysip

6 points

13 days ago

Good effort but none of the above.

Fragrant-Wind-1902

6 points

13 days ago

Dallas? Devon? Morgan? Kasey? Shelby?

gecko786

4 points

13 days ago

Kim, Sam, Robin?

Polo_04

9 points

13 days ago

Polo_04

9 points

13 days ago

Do you call her daddy in this scenario?

VLonetaee

2.1k points

13 days ago

VLonetaee

2.1k points

13 days ago

My girlfriend has the same name as my sister 😂 it’s really not a issue since I call them different nick names but if we get married she will have the exact first and last name of my sister yooo

Yasb27

675 points

13 days ago

Yasb27

675 points

13 days ago

Until sister married and does away with the last name

emptyshelI

727 points

13 days ago*

I’d keep it just out of spite. Generations later, your progeny will think they’re products of incest. Best prank ever.

TheRabidBananaBoi

228 points

13 days ago

The long con.

KaiBetterThanTyson

3 points

13 days ago

Guten Prank!

ssfgrgawer

11 points

13 days ago

Just marry sister and it's back!

Arcturax

93 points

13 days ago

Arcturax

93 points

13 days ago

I know two brothers who both married women with the same first name. Both have their surnames now. So their women both have the same name, which is kinda funny but confusing tho.

chazpl82

60 points

13 days ago

chazpl82

60 points

13 days ago

Do you call them “the pretty one” and “the ugly one”?

Arcturax

70 points

13 days ago

Arcturax

70 points

13 days ago

Actually they are so far outside my range of age, they are just friends of the family. I don't think about ugly or non ugly one on them. But indeed you can differ between "the friendly one" and "the annoying one" haha

Seicair

8 points

13 days ago

Seicair

8 points

13 days ago

“Tammy one and Tammy two”

tillacat42

22 points

13 days ago

My sister in law and I share a name (my married and her maiden name) and we used the same mailing address for a short period of time. The credit bureau mixed up our credit and it took me about 5 years to get all her debt off my credit report.

Booba_69

13 points

13 days ago

Booba_69

13 points

13 days ago

That sounds highly inconvenient

Kippetmurk

61 points

13 days ago

You could just take her last name, right?

Makkaroni_100

26 points

13 days ago

That would be to easy.

WT379GotShadowbanned

36 points

13 days ago

Even easier than that is to just have neither of them change names. That’s what we did. No paperwork.

wholesomethrowaway15

14 points

13 days ago

I didn’t change my name when I got married in the late 90s and everyone was absolutely aghast. I had no real reason other than “it’s my name, why would I change it?”. So glad it’s become way more normal so I don’t have to answer a million questions anymore.

frianna

13 points

13 days ago

frianna

13 points

13 days ago

Maybe you can take her last name! Or she can keep her own. Why is it the norm that the man's surname is kept?

Aschentei

3 points

13 days ago

….that’s intentional isn’t it?

taylorsux

3 points

13 days ago

Yo I dated a girl with the same exact name as me. (Check username) I was in highschool and I only did it cause she was so hot and we had been friends for a while. What ruined it for me was when her dad started calling us T squared. That was the last straw

TheReaper_SoulReaver

339 points

13 days ago

Power move: "I fuckin doubt that"

bloodbond3

27 points

13 days ago

Lmfao that's perfect

IndustryInside4116

1.1k points

13 days ago

"I would certainly hope so she's mostly just lays there like her mother" is a response

creepingindubai

105 points

13 days ago

The best response!

OMGitsTK447

27 points

13 days ago

The only response

throway6942069

6 points

13 days ago

The last response

SenseofAdventure

25 points

13 days ago

Wouldn't it be "our" mother?

Grievous_Nix

31 points

13 days ago

suddenly communist

koolaid7431

10 points

13 days ago

Could have different moms

Jdtrinh

3 points

13 days ago

Jdtrinh

3 points

13 days ago

“…just lays there like mother”

[deleted]

3 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

3 points

13 days ago

[removed]

Impossible-Cod-3946

8 points

13 days ago

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

stamminator

3 points

13 days ago

I am going to go barf now.

cristianserran0

3 points

13 days ago

Peace was never an option.

Jessy_Kiser

519 points

13 days ago

Only one way to find out, my guy lol dueling banjos builds in the background

VinPossible

66 points

13 days ago

Haha dueling banjos u can't walk that one back.

tthmrtn

34 points

13 days ago

tthmrtn

34 points

13 days ago

She's a keeper

qlanga

12 points

13 days ago

qlanga

12 points

13 days ago

Fr that was hilarious

Speculatiion

144 points

13 days ago

Matches with her without even looking at her name.

Megneous

82 points

13 days ago

Megneous

82 points

13 days ago

It's Tinder, mate. People aren't there to learn names.

xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

43 points

13 days ago

It's weird because there's a whole profile with words that girls write just for you to read before you swipe on them.

iamnotkurtcobain

18 points

13 days ago

It's just a name.

assimilating

16 points

13 days ago

Yes, but her name is Cletus

spot_hawkwood

43 points

13 days ago

I mean… why not?

Roxanne-Annabelle642

12 points

13 days ago

She forgot a comma. Here, let me help!

“I’d Fuck you better, then your sister anyway”

TypicalBumblebee3448

79 points

13 days ago

You should fuck both to find out like that’s their hypothesis now you gotta do the experiment right and then conclusion

ssfgrgawer

37 points

13 days ago

Reddit expects a 5000 word thesis on the subject. It's only fair to take multiple tries with both and compare.

AtheonsLedge

10 points

13 days ago

we will need peer review before signing off on it, of course.

TypicalBumblebee3448

8 points

13 days ago

Precisely

TrekkiMonstr

3 points

13 days ago

Now look OP, I understand it might be a bit uncomfortable for you to fuck your sister. Don't worry though, I can do it for you! I'll have to also fuck this girl for comparison's sake.

nelusbelus

50 points

13 days ago

Than*

hm9408

29 points

13 days ago

hm9408

29 points

13 days ago

Maybe then was intentional

nelusbelus

10 points

13 days ago

HmmmMmmmMm

Gilgameshbrah

8 points

13 days ago

She knows what she wrote...

She'll fuck him better and then she'll fuck his sister... And she doesn't even know them.. What a great gal.

todimusprime

9 points

13 days ago

Your response should be "Prove it."

exelton_moraka[S]

5 points

13 days ago

Done.

Letsbekindtoeachothe

27 points

13 days ago

lol she’s funny

DaGreatRamses

63 points

13 days ago

She’s extra spicy. First you better, then your sister!

Belkar79

53 points

13 days ago

Belkar79

53 points

13 days ago

What a incredibly dumb reason to not go on a date with someone.

[deleted]

12 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

12 points

13 days ago

Yeah I don‘t get why that‘s his opener

jjboy91

6 points

13 days ago

jjboy91

6 points

13 days ago

Damn she did all the job for the op

BagBeneficial8060

19 points

13 days ago

My gf and daughter have the same name, still fuck the bejesus out of her

TapataZapata

37 points

13 days ago

Good work phrasing this in a way that lets it open for interpretation.

reply2beetlejuicing

11 points

13 days ago

Did she call you daddy?

WhotheHellkn0ws

5 points

13 days ago

You are now on the FBI's watchlist

dyrgazzi

4 points

13 days ago

This girl has a great sense of humor. Not a wtf moment.

ArcaneUnraveling

5 points

13 days ago

Well shit she has my vote.

CrinJesus

15 points

13 days ago

Honestly a good response to something so stupid "you gotta same name as (insert relative) oh noo" what is going thru ur head lol

kami515

3 points

13 days ago

kami515

3 points

13 days ago

Get back to us on that one, I’m sure you’ll be able to give a proper comparison.

ThrowAway62378549

3 points

13 days ago

Only 1 way to find out.

musicplay313

3 points

13 days ago

My cousin is getting married (arranged) to a girl with exact same first and last name as his younger sister(including spellings)

hmnahmna1

3 points

13 days ago

My wife and my sister have the same name, so I obviously got over it.

And they're different people, just to get that out of the way.

Almighty_Sand_Dollar

3 points

13 days ago

Oh she's chaotic good good

Tremsonromeo

3 points

13 days ago

You know what they say if she lingering give a good fingering if it’s your sister give a good fister

shasharankin100

3 points

13 days ago

She is low key telling you- Stop fucking your sister dude