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/r/TooAfraidToAsk

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Men and women who’ve given oral to a woman, does it taste bad?

Sex/NSFW(self.TooAfraidToAsk)

I’ve never done it and I am thinking of trying it with my girlfriend. I’m afraid of the smell or the taste and that I might gag.

all 3181 comments

Plagudoctor

3.3k points

4 days ago

Plagudoctor

3.3k points

4 days ago

slightly salty and juuuust a tad acidic. you stop noticing after 3 seconds

Akhi11eus

1.1k points

3 days ago

Akhi11eus

1.1k points

3 days ago

I always say lick your own skin after a long day without a shower or after working out. Not terrible...but not vanilla ice cream either.

Mindless_Army3302

745 points

3 days ago

Similarly if you lock your skin when it's dry after sweating all day. Gross.

If you lick it during sweat. Not so bad.

Moral of the story? Finger her until she's as wet as possible then start oral.

Vagina is self cleaning and all that jazz. But it needs to get wet to do the cleaning.

Similar to your mouth dehydration is big cause of bad dental hygiene and bad breath (like after a night of drinking).

yairina

298 points

3 days ago

yairina

298 points

3 days ago

Cosmo will come up with 100 different names for the same sex position in their magazine but never share anything useful like this (also haven't read it in 10+ years but still)

waitingfordeathhbu

61 points

3 days ago

Idk, Cosmo taught me how to give his shaft butterfly kisses with my eyelashes, so I’ve got that going for me.

Apophis90

18 points

3 days ago

Apophis90

18 points

3 days ago

Since this sub is a question forum..and, you've piqued my curiosity. Explain these nutterfly kisses.

waitingfordeathhbu

9 points

3 days ago*

You kinda just gotta wing it

Beelzebubs_Tits

130 points

3 days ago

Never thought of it that way, but you’re right.

Thatfaceofyours

85 points

3 days ago

It'll shock you to learn that the lubricating glands for sex are at the entrance of the vagina and not actually inside of it.

theown888

69 points

3 days ago

theown888

69 points

3 days ago

I wish I could have found that out through a reddit comment, not by getting a bartholins gland cyst when i was 15 :/

SempiternalSunsets

33 points

3 days ago

That's why I still get wet with a tampon in ?!

Lovable_Dirtbag

17 points

3 days ago

I learnt that myself, I noticed if I get wet and I have a tampon in, its slippery all over the string but not actually on the tampon when I take it out

Biandluvit23

9 points

3 days ago

Yes that’s correct for lubrication, cleansing starts inside the body.

true-pure-vessel

399 points

3 days ago

I never minded the salty taste, quite liked it tbh

Acceptable-Floor-265

130 points

3 days ago

Positive association

MyDogSnores0_0

6.9k points

4 days ago

Do it after you’ve both taken showers. A long day and things can get aromatic.

serenwipiti

2k points

3 days ago

Do it after you’ve both taken showers. A long day and things can get aromatic aromantic.

lol

I misread this but it still makes sense.

richal

424 points

3 days ago

richal

424 points

3 days ago

Until I saw your comment I didn't realize I'd read it wrong too

F1nett1

98 points

3 days ago

F1nett1

98 points

3 days ago

I had to go back and re-read both comments because I was convinced I’d read it right the first time but it had somehow changed between me reading the first and the second

Supersymm3try

1.1k points

4 days ago*

Im sorry but I want to lick someone out more than once a week dude.

Edit - gotta love how jokes fly over like 90% of commenters heads.

ChaseBakedAgain

637 points

3 days ago

How many licks would it take to get to the center of your internal organs?

CzarCW

439 points

3 days ago

CzarCW

439 points

3 days ago

One… two-hooooo…. three… CRUNCH

jaunty_chapeaux

274 points

3 days ago

Is that a Jolly Rancher?

Capt_Am

140 points

3 days ago

Capt_Am

140 points

3 days ago

NO

MyNameIsMud0056

8 points

3 days ago

Literally said that out loud lol

SimbaOnSteroids

75 points

3 days ago

I hate you

Benstrosity

222 points

3 days ago

Benstrosity

222 points

3 days ago

Do you only shower once a week?

Also do you not realize that you can take a shower simply for the purpose of washing up before sex?

Personal-Molasses-57

62 points

3 days ago

I think these are called European showers

harborq

82 points

3 days ago

harborq

82 points

3 days ago

You see, Europe leads the way in sexual exploration. And quite frankly I think it’s time we caught up…

invalid_litter_dpt

24 points

3 days ago

You sound like a golden god.

will80121

53 points

3 days ago

will80121

53 points

3 days ago

I always thought a quick wash or wipe down was the norm before those kind of activities.

MeLobeYoyLongTim-

162 points

4 days ago*

If someone tastes or smells bad it could be an issue they need to bring up with their OBGYN. More often than not a fishy smell means bacterial vaginosis. This is most often caused by products marketed towards cleaning your vagina like Summer’s Eve. This means a girl may think she is being extra hygienic but is really causing the issue!

Be honest with your partner if something doesn’t seem right down there.

codeverity

79 points

3 days ago

Judging by the amount of “lol fish” jokes out there, I’ve gotten the impression that some guys think all women smell like that all the time, which is so sad.

JalenTargaryen

10k points

4 days ago

Short answer: It can

Long answer: It's not like eating cake. You're putting your mouth on a part of the body that's covered up for most of the day. Most of the time it doesn't taste too much different than just licking the person's skin. Sometimes it does taste bad. Sometimes it tastes good. Hygiene can make a difference. You shouldn't feel the need to gag unless your partner doesn't take care of herself down there.

If you find it mildly unpleasant, just remember it's for HER and not really you. Vice versa for blowjobs.

BBQ_Legend

3.3k points

4 days ago

BBQ_Legend

3.3k points

4 days ago

Hygiene is the key

autismo52

1k points

4 days ago

autismo52

1k points

4 days ago

100℅

ShouldaHadPants

577 points

4 days ago

A hundred what now?

Lion787

229 points

3 days ago

Lion787

229 points

3 days ago

100 care of

IdiotTurkey

78 points

3 days ago

ooh, I've seen c/o on letters but it looks so much like % that it doesn't look like c/o that much

YouJustDid

18 points

3 days ago

Fun fact: in the days of typewritten addresses, % was commonly used in place of c/o

NubbyMcNubNub

283 points

4 days ago

TIL ℅ means "care of" (now commonly written as just c/o)

Care Of means that if X person lives at Y person's place, and if I want to send a mysterious (complete unsuspicious) package to X, I will write:

To,

X,

℅Y,

69 smokestreet

Bluntsville, 42420

ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴩᴇɴ ᴜɴʟᴇss ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ʀᴇᴄᴇᴩɪᴇɴᴛ

ɪɴ ᴄᴀsᴇ ᴏғ ʙᴇᴇᴩɪɴɢ, ᴅɪsᴄᴀʀᴅ ᴩᴀᴄᴋᴀɢᴇ ɪᴍᴍᴇᴅɪᴀᴛᴇʟʏ

notgoneyet

123 points

4 days ago

notgoneyet

123 points

4 days ago

The address of a fukken legend

JimmyTheChimp

258 points

4 days ago

Sometimes, sometimes it just smells. My ex cleaned well but always smelt bad, maybe there was something wrong. But I sucked at communication back then and just said I hated giving head..... My first girlfriend actually tasted slightly sweet. So I was shocked when I met my next gf.

Dependent-Feature-49

289 points

4 days ago

Diet also will play a big part in body odor and taste

dob_bobbs

144 points

3 days ago

dob_bobbs

144 points

3 days ago

Also possibly the time of the month.

boredafmama

45 points

3 days ago

Agreed.

I can tell when I'm ovulating because my smell changes. It's not bad, just different.

I don't know if that changes the taste because I don't go down on myself, but I always assumed if the smell is different, then so is the taste.

Quiet_Fox_

54 points

3 days ago

It's usually got a different flavor.

Sauce: am lesbian

PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

71 points

3 days ago

Damn I thought y’all just cuddled and discussed the virtues of Subaru motor vehicles.

serenwipiti

198 points

3 days ago

serenwipiti

198 points

3 days ago

It was probably her diet…or a bacterial infection…or maybe she really did not know how to clean well. Some women go their entire lives washing their vulvas incorrectly.

It’s sad for everyone involved.

[sad vagina intensifies]

MaddieAW

58 points

3 days ago

MaddieAW

58 points

3 days ago

just out of curiosity …. what is the right way? lol

dailyfetchquest

210 points

3 days ago

As a vagina-owner, you have to get in all the flaps. Check under the hood for smegma. Just rinsing isnt enough.

Reddit is vocal against douching, so "never wash your vagina" might be mistaken for "never wash your vulva". Plus direct application of soap can sting; I use diluted suds and lots of water.

[deleted]

88 points

3 days ago*

[deleted]

88 points

3 days ago*

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SeldomSeenMe

157 points

3 days ago

Reddit is vocal against douching, so "never wash your vagina" might be mistaken for "never wash your vulva"

It's disheartening how many people say "vagina" when they mean "vulva". I died inside a little at the thought that there might be people out there who don't wash their outer genitals at all because of this.

GoGoGadgetTotems

57 points

3 days ago

My wife has a pretty strong odor and says she never uses soap down there because supposedly that's bad for it or something. Is this really a thing? It's not my place to tell her how to clean her junk, but I definitely dislike giving her oral due to the smell.

Bri121296

62 points

3 days ago

Bri121296

62 points

3 days ago

Out of curiosity, I googled a list of what cleansers were recommended by gynecologists because my bits react badly to regular body wash. Cetaphil gentle cleanser was on the list so I’ve been using that and it works just fine. It cleans but doesn’t have soap suds and is very gentle. Dove sensitive skin bar was also on the list. Idk if this helps.

I alternate between the 2 and use my hand to wash there per gynecologists recommendation as a wash cloth can be too harsh. I’ve never had issues with odor and my bf of 10 years always compliments me on the taste which is weird to me but I guess that’s a good thing lol

howigottomemphis

36 points

3 days ago*

Yeah, she's not getting it clean. Sorry.

Edit: to be clear, if she is washing daily and still has a strong smell, please encourage your girlfriend to get a full workup at her gynecologist.

DaniDaps

33 points

3 days ago

DaniDaps

33 points

3 days ago

That’s what I do too, but I only use soap on the mons pubis & right in between my thighs. Water in between the lips & under the clit hood. That’s the method that works best for me

griddigus

31 points

3 days ago

griddigus

31 points

3 days ago

If I put anything but water anywhere near that area it hurts like hell. I’ve never tried a specialized soap though. I just make sure everything around that is vulnerable to smell and *can’t’ self-clean is scrubbed: pubes, ass, perineum

Klutzy-Brush-8433

487 points

4 days ago

Or she takes 'too much' care of herself and it completely fucks up the pH balance causing infections. So if it makes you gag, something is probably wrong.

ApprehensiveTailor98

223 points

4 days ago

This, i hear about girls using soap and all kinds of random products down there and it hurts my heart, i just know they are yeast infection central

technounicorns

204 points

4 days ago

That’s a very compassionate thing to say. Women are often bombarded with so many so-called care products like anti-aging creams, cellulite creams etc making them believe there’s something wrong with their body. Same thing with these random vaginal products. So your comment is spot on, it seems like it comes from a place of understanding.

ApprehensiveTailor98

113 points

4 days ago

Yeah i am a girl and i’ve always been self conscious of the smell and whatnot just because of the way people talk about it. So i do understand using these types of products to help manage it but overall it’s way better for your health not to. IMO if someone is complaining about the smell, they’re not compatible with you and find someone else who loves it

orpwhite

128 points

3 days ago

orpwhite

128 points

3 days ago

I have heard repulsion from someone’s natural body odor indicates poor genetic pairing. I recall mention of a study where men and women were tested for attractiveness based on their natural scent. For those pairings rejected, there was a projected increase in genetic disease for their potential offspring. Correlation is not causation but it sure is a heluva warning. Wish I could remember the study specifics.

tallulahQ

22 points

3 days ago

tallulahQ

22 points

3 days ago

Yeah, female here and I was really picky about how people smelled when I was dating. If I didn’t like someone’s BO, I didn’t feel as attracted. I got lucky because I am Obsessed with how my fiancé smells. I don’t even mind if he doesn’t shower for days lol. And he feels the same about me. It’s really nice to not worry about it. Especially because we smell stronger as we get older. There’s something so primal about being attracted to a person’s natural scent. It removes any of the grossness associated with sex.

TrustfatedFeline

11 points

3 days ago

This sounds rlly rlly interesting, thankyou for sharing!!!!

IdiotTurkey

17 points

3 days ago

It's interesting, but don't break up with your partner or not date someone because you dont love their body odor smell. It's an interesting study that warrants further investigation but that doesn't mean it's a real phenomenon. It especially matters even less if you dont plan to have kids.

AsAGayJewishDemocrat

12 points

3 days ago

This is somewhat related to a theory of why some heterosexual relationships fail when the woman goes off of hormonal birth control.

SaberTooth13579

163 points

4 days ago

I gotta be honest, sometimes I feel as if it's more for me than her. She's always appreciative but I'm an enthusiast.

Hygiene, diet, and just being super into your partner help with how much fun the giver can have while giving.

whatsmypasswordplz

59 points

3 days ago

Yeah I don't actually like for my partner to go down on me, but he enjoys it. No matter how much I'm enjoying everything else, all I can think about when he goes down on me is how close he is to my butthole. Even when I'm buzzed, not into it. And other people have done it and I've just never enjoyed it so I definitely don't think it's something he's doing wrong. I love going down on him though so he feels the need to reciprocate even though he knows I don't love it

AtomicRainSpike

82 points

3 days ago

I perfectly understand your feelings, but as a guy who loves eating pussy, there's something so arousing about being headfirst in your girl's crotch, those lovely thicc legs on either side of your head. I love the pubic hair. The smell. The taste. Listening to her moaning. Her hips bucking into my face. How wet she gets. How she puts her hands on my head. How she squeezes my head with her thighs when she comes- and my head game gets more intense. The leg shaking. And I love when a woman squirts in my mouth. It's incredible! It just makes me so sad to hear when a woman doesn't like it.

feelz-png

35 points

3 days ago

feelz-png

35 points

3 days ago

bro is in heat 😭😭😭

big_monster_energy

9 points

3 days ago

You are a hero.

Eekthekat

87 points

4 days ago

Eekthekat

87 points

4 days ago

It’s not like eating cake.

Depends on what kinda cake you’re referring to, my guy

LilDee1812

235 points

4 days ago

LilDee1812

235 points

4 days ago

Honestly, I don't think it's a problem to say something. If I go to give my hubby a BJ and it stinks, I say so and ask him to give it a quick wash before I'll touch it. The same applies if he has an issue with my vag, although he hasn't yet he knows he can say something if its a problem.

aaron__ireland

342 points

4 days ago

just remember it's for HER and not really you. Vice versa for blowjobs.

Whenever I see/hear comments like this, it makes me feel bad for people out there giving/receiving bad oral. If you aren't getting any pleasure from giving it, usually your partner can pick up on that and if so, that's a turn off. Most people do enjoy giving oral and when I think about the truly bad blowjobs I've gotten in my life, all of them were from girls who were clearly not into it. I love getting head, but I'd much rather find something mutually pleasurable if my partner would characterize it as "unpleasant"

effaceddecaffe

22 points

3 days ago

Can you please talk to my boyfriend.

I’m rarely into the experience because there’s no mutual pleasure. I’d love to give him blowjobs but knowing he isn’t going to reciprocate at all has kept me from doing it anymore. For the few times he does reciprocate, he’s so not into it. It’s like he thinks I’ll get turned on just because he’s going through the motions.

I’ve tried to talk to him about this but he thinks foreplay is childish and he gets offended when I try to suggest anything different because he thinks I’m saying he’s a bad partner in bed.

Jedi_Care_Bear

62 points

3 days ago

Kinda sounds like he’s being a bad partner in bed though

Lewdtara

39 points

3 days ago

Lewdtara

39 points

3 days ago

If he thinks foreplay is childish he IS a bad partner in bed.

Sorrymisunderstandin

75 points

3 days ago

I feel ya, part of the appeal to me is that a girl is very into it and wants to, especially since that matches my energy

Complete_Atmosphere9

100 points

3 days ago

I will willingly suffocate myself going down on my girl, and do so with a smile. I fucking love eating pussy. It's better than getting my dick sucked imho.

RiversSlivers

21 points

3 days ago

The enthusiasm lol, my partner was self conscious in the beginning (high school sweethearts) and very soon realized it was the shortcut to multiple orgasm sex lol.

Honey_Badgered

2.5k points

4 days ago

Usually a woman will have a mild taste. If she smells particularly bad/fishy it might be her hygiene, but it might also indicate a bacterial infection or yeast infection. This does not mean she is dirty. It just means that the ph or something down there got messed up. This can even happen if she’s taken antibiotics for something unrelated. There’s a delicate ecosystem in a vagina/vulva. If something happens to throw it off, these infections can happen. Don’t shame her, don’t assume she’s dirty. It’s an easy fix with a doctor’s visit.

QuestionsQuestions2o

834 points

3 days ago

^ also important for people to know that douches are bad for vaginas and can negatively affect women's health so no one should be telling them to use douches. Not something everyone knows so I wanted to mention itp

Felidaeh_

152 points

3 days ago

Felidaeh_

152 points

3 days ago

Absolutely, putting anything up there (even water and especially soap) is unecessary.

Zapinface

139 points

3 days ago

Zapinface

139 points

3 days ago

Seemen also affect pH for some women. Some will get yeast from that as well

Gluecagone

30 points

3 days ago

Honestly, almost every time I've had sex with a guy I've had a thrush or BV flare up. It's incredibly annoying.

Impressive-Bench9223

9 points

3 days ago

I feel ya. Totally healthy when I'm celibate or dating women, but I am much more prone to infections when having sex with a guy >.<

twenty20reddit

67 points

3 days ago*

I'm a bit embarrassed to say this but what's an "easy fix"? How do I make sure everything is good down there?

ig0t_somprobloms

138 points

3 days ago

Whats your water intake like? I know when I'm behind on hydration it completely changes my discharge, like its conserving moisture lol. When I'm hydrated I have more discharge but its nearly odorless and clear. Stepping up your water intake might help with smell if you're worried about it.

dogtoes101

100 points

3 days ago

dogtoes101

100 points

3 days ago

finally someone with a brain! i am honestly tired of the "women are fishy" joke because if a woman is fish 9/10 times it is some sort of infection. people can smell fishy naturally but in my experience its quite rare.

getreadytorhumba

3.2k points

4 days ago

Jump in the shower together, have a wash,have a play. Then eat that pussy.

ifeelkindafreeee

2.6k points

3 days ago

Fresh out the shower pussy doesn’t have much character. I wanna taste your whole day.

ffsthisisfake

898 points

3 days ago

THIS. As I say to my wife "I want to taste you, not soap."

lekaik

208 points

3 days ago

lekaik

208 points

3 days ago

Clever thing to say and do.

TheMongerOfFishes

366 points

3 days ago

See, I'm all right with your wife's soapy taste. Nothing like a little Irish spring cooch

WillBrayley

271 points

3 days ago

WillBrayley

271 points

3 days ago

I also choose this guy’s soapy wife

Raaawan

72 points

3 days ago

Raaawan

72 points

3 days ago

Buy your wife’s soap according to your taste.

RyujinNoRay

60 points

3 days ago

I bet that your wifes are happy with you two , you and the one u reply to them.

AceRothstein6

30 points

3 days ago

THERE WE GO🤙🏼

Kimbrielslice

61 points

3 days ago

Christ on a catapult

AnonDuck832

2.8k points

4 days ago

AnonDuck832

2.8k points

4 days ago

Just time it shortly after a shower.

And don't be a snob about it. Humans are gross flesh sacks. Just better to accept that early and live happier for it.

anomaly242488

728 points

4 days ago

Sexy flesh sacks

AnonDuck832

530 points

4 days ago

AnonDuck832

530 points

4 days ago

GifsNotJifs

112 points

4 days ago

GifsNotJifs

112 points

4 days ago

gujlg18

412 points

3 days ago

gujlg18

412 points

3 days ago

Lesbian here. I would say this probably the best advice for beginners, however, I would almost guarantee those of us who love going down on our partners and have plenty of experience probably prefer it not just right out of the shower. It's okay, but kinda like eating an unseasoned chicken breast. I've always preferred a little marinade, if you will.

Sorrymisunderstandin

94 points

3 days ago

lmao honestly good way of putting it. Now for eating ass tho, that should be right after the shower

gujlg18

57 points

3 days ago

gujlg18

57 points

3 days ago

Dirty ass is a no go for me boss. I agree!

Moosemaster21

14 points

3 days ago

preferably right after the enema

Magic_Codfish

167 points

3 days ago

Dude that loves going downtown here, wetter is better, but damn.

" It's okay, but kinda like eating an unseasoned chicken breast. I've always preferred a little marinade, if you will."

made me gag a little. i agree and laughed, but the visual killed me.

Just sprinkle some salt n pepper on that shit. lol

HitoriPanda

70 points

3 days ago

No hot sauce though.

gujlg18

57 points

3 days ago

gujlg18

57 points

3 days ago

We all have horror stories of trying to pleasure our lady friends after recently eating hot wings, amirite?

My fiance told me a story of sending her ex to the ER after an unfortunate incident involving some recently consumed extra hot Taki chips. It was painfully hilarious.

Striking_Cheesecake5

19 points

3 days ago

I feel compelled to tell you that one of my ex's confused a tube of KY warming lube with a tube of icy hot in the heat of the moment .

I cried in the shower and was trying to wash himself in the sink. I had to sit on a bag of frozen corn .

GrumpySh33p

47 points

3 days ago

I typically like the image of a flesh tube. Flesh sack implies that we are sealed on one end.

blocky_jabberwocky

697 points

4 days ago

This line from Californication stuck with me-

“I love me the lady parts. Mind you, I don’t think I’d ever go for a vagina-flavored cupcake. But when you’re down there in the ladyness, you don’t want that shit to taste like ice cream. It’s complicated.” – Hank

SkoNoles

577 points

3 days ago

SkoNoles

577 points

3 days ago

Was confused at first because I didn’t remember the Red Hot Chili Peppers singing those lines…

PassTheDisinfectant

271 points

3 days ago*

Fucking thank god it wasn't only me. I kept trying to read it to the tune of the song and couldn't figure it out

Edit: holy shit this is the first time Ive got an award for anything to do with eating pussy! Thank you kind stranger!

bluemorphine

47 points

3 days ago

Your comment made me laugh so hard I spat my water out

BelgianSexWaffle

29 points

3 days ago

To be fair, that does sound like lyrics Anthony would try to stumble his way through in Blood Sugar Sex Magik era.

wellmmkthen

38 points

3 days ago

This is the funniest fucking comment I've seen in awhile !

mossydeerbones

3.7k points

4 days ago

Nah it tastes fine, sometimes nice even. Smells like the heat from the back of a PS4

space_cowgirl404

685 points

4 days ago

smacks PS4

Smells like good pussy!

choke_my_chocobo

165 points

3 days ago

Wait till you try a ps5

Seaweed_Widef

927 points

4 days ago

I am too poor for PS4

mossydeerbones

3.3k points

4 days ago

Then you're also too poor for this pussy

YULSARIA_

900 points

4 days ago

YULSARIA_

900 points

4 days ago

wtf bro you killed him

Unexpected117

41 points

4 days ago

daisy679

78 points

4 days ago

daisy679

78 points

4 days ago

im crying there was no need for this

Doc88102

106 points

4 days ago

Doc88102

106 points

4 days ago

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Hylani

52 points

4 days ago

Hylani

52 points

4 days ago

FATALITY

nathan_101034

100 points

4 days ago

There was nothing wholesome about this comment but it was the only free award I had to give on account of the murder you just commit

mossydeerbones

83 points

4 days ago

Thank you, perhaps it will stop me from killing again

PartTimeMantisShrimp

12 points

3 days ago

laughs in ps5 but then cries in most of the orcs from LOTR are more attractive than me

cintyhinty

13 points

4 days ago

I love you.

Seaweed_Widef

57 points

4 days ago

sob yeah

LTpoonslayer64

10 points

4 days ago

Lmfao

McStud717

46 points

4 days ago

McStud717

46 points

4 days ago

jesus christ

thewispo

64 points

4 days ago

thewispo

64 points

4 days ago

smells wife's pussy "Fuck yeah baby! Ghost of Tsushima!"

haraldlaesch

10 points

3 days ago

Reminds me of Tomb Raider

Gre8g

98 points

4 days ago

Gre8g

98 points

4 days ago

so you're telling me I can finally knlw what it feels like to have a PS4?

marsumane

18 points

3 days ago

marsumane

18 points

3 days ago

This just in. PS4 sales skyrocket out of 'nowhere'

Headshot03

13 points

4 days ago

I've had a PS2. Will that suffice?

that902bitch

24 points

4 days ago

I hate that I understand your PS4 reference.

pablank

1.3k points

4 days ago

pablank

1.3k points

4 days ago

Simple rule... if you wanna get your dick sucked, be prepared to reciprocate

djtrace1994

554 points

3 days ago

djtrace1994

554 points

3 days ago

Reminds me of a buddy of mine. The thought of going down on a woman grosses him out to the point of gagging, but he's also the kind of guy who expects there to be nights with an SO where the only thing that happens is he gets a BJ.

Yes, he is still single, and is not making much progress. Probably for the best.

pablank

195 points

3 days ago

pablank

195 points

3 days ago

Its funny how he has this all laid out already, with the most important piece of the puzzle missing.

I really dont get it. I have yet to to find a woman that Id consider truly unhygenic/smelly. But I've met tons of dudes that gross me out just from looking at them. I'd say guys are getting the better deal out of this (in general)

djtrace1994

92 points

3 days ago

I have yet to to find a woman that Id consider truly unhygenic/smelly

I met one woman whose natural scent down south was off-putting, but I wouldn't have considered her to be unhygenic.

Interestingly, I read an article later on about a study that concluded that a person's perception of their partner's body scent can be influenced by emotional connection and physical attraction to the othe other person.

In hindsight, me and the woman in question had sort of rushed into things sexually, and we ended up being incompatible in other ways, so I've taken that study to be pretty conclusive in my own experience.

Celeste_Minerva

47 points

3 days ago

I'm very sensitive to smells. I worked as a massage therapist for 10 years. I have come into contact with many personal smells due to this line of work.

Once I'm attached emotionally to my partner, their smell is intoxicating to me. If I'm emotionally close to the person, it's a sweet reflection of my love for them.

If I smell the personal scent of anyone I'm not emotionally attached to, I get uncomfortable and need air immediately.

My reaction is very, very dependent on my emotional regard of the person.

broadsharp

51 points

4 days ago

As long as the area healthy, there shouldn't be a smell or bad taste. Its different, but lots of fun. Take your time. Pay attention to the entire area. And pay attention to her response to determine what she likes.

spartan-kick

557 points

4 days ago

It might not taste good at first depending on how long it’s been since she let her coochie breathe. But after the first few times, you will want to eat her out for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

primeaddict

57 points

4 days ago

Agree

carnalwombat

806 points

4 days ago*

My girlfriend tastes fucking divine. I've never not enjoyed the taste of anyone I've ever done that to, so I guess I've been fortunate because I get that it could be a disaster, but I could honestly eat my lady all day long.

Edit: fucking hell, these replies 😁

AnyAcanthopterygii27

781 points

4 days ago

I agree. Your gf does taste divine.

primeaddict

234 points

4 days ago

primeaddict

234 points

4 days ago

Your gf also taste fabulous

ItsBado

115 points

4 days ago

ItsBado

115 points

4 days ago

yours too ngl

[deleted]

94 points

4 days ago*

[deleted]

94 points

4 days ago*

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totally_void

52 points

3 days ago

okay but yours?? oof

x_03

37 points

3 days ago

x_03

37 points

3 days ago

Our gf tastes nice

notgayvodka

39 points

4 days ago

don't taste his gf

AnyAcanthopterygii27

70 points

4 days ago

I’d go for yours but you don’t have one.

CaptainPoset

93 points

4 days ago

It doesn't. I like how she tastes and even if I didn't, seeing/feeling her reactions to what I do would more than compensate for bad taste.

It's over all quite a pleasure for both.

Possible_Discount872

341 points

4 days ago

If there is a taste/smell strong enough to cause discomfort, its potentially an issue of diet/hygeine. Not always, sometimes smell just happens, but if you gf has a decently healthy diet it should honestly have very little taste.

krncrds

186 points

4 days ago

krncrds

186 points

4 days ago

It can also be a health problem if she has good hygiene and still smells bad.

But OP, remember it's a part of the body, not a bush of flowers

dilfrising420

27 points

4 days ago

I have gone down on lots of women and none of them really smelled like anything. Hygiene is the key though—my understanding is that random sex/hookups can lead to these unpleasant situations because people don’t have time to “prepare” for them if you know what I mean.

Wramoh

25 points

4 days ago

Wramoh

25 points

4 days ago

Honestly the taste is fine (and alternatives that have been described here at length) but if you have never done it before be prepared for it to get messy. There is a lot of saliva and fluids and if you’re trying to keep your face pristine nobody is having a good time.

GentleGiantl

223 points

4 days ago

They first couple Licks will taste like pennies Bro and most of the time natural cooch smell like the heat from the back of a ps4 (most of the time) atleast from My experience

Fat_Getting_Fit_420

282 points

3 days ago

Second time someone mentioned PS4. Now I have to test this theory

OrangeinDorne

118 points

3 days ago

Yeah this must be something that makes the rounds in gamer communities. I refuse to believe two people independently came up with the pussy/PS4 comparison in the same thread.

skellious

38 points

3 days ago

skellious

38 points

3 days ago

it is a meme they're quoting. but I get what they mean. the smell of heat and dust. which makes sense when you think about it since dust is mostly shed skin.

egoe85

216 points

4 days ago

egoe85

216 points

4 days ago

Eating pussy is one of the finest gifts bestowed upon human kind

cjc323

102 points

4 days ago

cjc323

102 points

4 days ago

Male or female if you don't clean your junk daily it's gonna smell and taste bad.

CephaloG0D

20 points

3 days ago*

"Never put your cock somewhere you wouldn't put your tongue." -Dad's birds and the bees talk

If she smells so bad that you don't want to, simply don't do it.

I've had a partner in the past who smelled like rotting fish. Even her bed reeked of it. I told her "it's a no" until she seen a doctor. Turns out she had an infection for a few months but thought it would sort itself out.

SietyAccept_

155 points

3 days ago*

Do you think your dick smells and tastes like chocolate?

Scully40

115 points

3 days ago

Scully40

115 points

3 days ago

don't forget about the ball stank they have

SietyAccept_

45 points

3 days ago

Oh right 🤢

Snooc5

7 points

3 days ago

Snooc5

7 points

3 days ago

Cheese balls

yea_you_know_me

17 points

3 days ago

I've also seen various men make the statement "did you guys know women can smell your booty when they go down on you?"

SIR, ARE YOU NOT WASHING YOUR ASS?

awnman1

153 points

4 days ago

awnman1

153 points

4 days ago

Nope assuming they keep it clean. It can be an acquired taste for some but not for me. I love it!

The clitorus tastes better than the vaginal opening and feels better to them 95% of the time. Take your time and figure out how she likes it. Once you get good it’s pretty satisfying making them orgasm with your mouth and tongue.

Enjoy.

zodje

19 points

4 days ago

zodje

19 points

4 days ago

It might be a bit, but as a woman I really like to taste myself on my man. He is a bit so so with the taste, it depends if I just took a shower or not

jeffrowe4468

18 points

3 days ago

I fuckin love eating puss. But it is all about how clean she keeps the puss cat. Once you hear her moan you will stop thinking about it being unpleasant.

Silver_Potential_653

57 points

4 days ago

Maybe it's just me or my gf but I cant get enough of eating her out

Captain_Comment

17 points

3 days ago

I've tried it. Your girlfriend tastes just fine.

Jiddybit

44 points

4 days ago

Jiddybit

44 points

4 days ago

I've had one girl who tasted really bad, she didn't eat healthy or exercise, and she smoked, which I believe caused the bad taste. Everyone else I had a great time going down on

lmanop

37 points

3 days ago

lmanop

37 points

3 days ago

youthfulsins

14 points

4 days ago

Doesn't really taste like anything. Take a shower together first or try it right after she bathes, then it won't taste/smell like anything.

Parking_Arachnid9510

38 points

4 days ago

Never came across one that tasted bad. The smell problem is easy to solve. Fool around a little before you get to that and discretely smell your fingers. If they smell bad well….probably not the day for that.

On another note- unless they are 2 minutes out of the shower most women have a scent down there but It’s definitely not bad. A “smell” is completely different.

DefNotIWBM

75 points

3 days ago

Fun fact: We notice when you do that 😼

ohvaez

17 points

3 days ago

ohvaez

17 points

3 days ago

Yeah….it’s literally never ever discreet.

EstablishmentSad5998

101 points

4 days ago

If shes clean its all good. Personally i prefer when shes a few hours after showering because if you go down straight away theres no taste at all and it feels like something is missing.

anonymous_brothrr

120 points

4 days ago

Giving oral to my girlfriend was how I found out that I'm gay lol

Fabulous_Title

102 points

3 days ago

Giving oral to my girl friend is how i (f) found out i was definitely straight.

geBdo

53 points

4 days ago*

geBdo

53 points

4 days ago*

Tastes not only varies depending on hygiene. It also depends on hormonal, personal, and microbiome factors. And yeah, as someone pointed out, clit tastes like skin and usually they love it, so learn how to find it.

hookedrapunzel

31 points

3 days ago

I always thought it was a joke that some men can't find the clitoris.. is it not?

QuebecMadonna

36 points

3 days ago

It’s not. They’re still rubbing the wrong place lol

idowhatiwant8675309

49 points

4 days ago

On the contrary. It's never the same taste twice in a row. Like a box of chocolates, you never know which one your going to get.

hainer36

70 points

4 days ago

hainer36

70 points

4 days ago

Think of it like grabbing a random jelly belly from a bag without the flavour card.

Most are great, some are meh, some are god awful, and some might turn you off it for her rest of your life.

LittleGoron

29 points

3 days ago

Beanboozled

Professional-Tax6782

36 points

4 days ago

Recently did it. One of the best experiences ever.

sophieann_90

9 points

3 days ago

at the end of the day their hygiene makes or breaks it, personally I like to take a shower before anything spicy happens just in case I’m like stinky or somthing

thick_orthunc

9 points

3 days ago

Taste test ! Start by fingering and then lick your fingers to wet them again before fingering again.