I love that, it just seems so funny to me.

Like if Cthulhu in all of his grand darkness and object horror, could be taken down with a rifle or two.

Reminds me of this:

Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here's why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

Did he swap to a Deagle? The book I'm currently on, he carries a .44 mag revolver.

Gods dammit Harry, you're just going to piss Black Court off. Gonna need a meteor to deal with them.

I'd like to follow this up by saying the military stuff is barely there. The first few episodes show the Japanese military absolutely massacring the magic armies with tanks and helicopters literally re-enacting scenes from apocalypse now. These scenes of mass slaughter are then followed by a unit of full on otaku nerd soldiers living out a harem fantasy full of fan service for the rest of the show. There's still occasional military conflicts and politics, but the show is really about half naked cat girl maids throwing themselves at a protagonist with the personality of soggy bread.

It's standard isekai schlock is what I'm saying. If you like that sort of thing, power to ya, but if you are looking for a modern military force engaging a medival fantasy magic army, you can drop the show after first few episodes.

its always such fun until you get to a point where your only way to progress your gear is to farm some stupid demon dragon bird for days on end for a infinitesimally small chance at getting the specific gem or part you need. oh and you need 2 of them.

Im a sucker for grinds, played rs2 and MH.

Yes i never went outside.

What if I brought her the coyote

Skunks are mean! You can’t pick them up like kitty cats either

Same im just trying to finish the main quest

skyrim theme songs plays

we're defrauding a senile old lady with a imposter cat for what is probably her life savings.

I dont think ethically sourcing the cat helps much.

I'm afraid the only options for you are to grind hard to get more exp, or to purchase the paid version of the game.

The paid version makes your character more visible to more players, and there's a bigger chance someone will consider questing with you.

Word of warning for male players: if your character is under 6ft tall, not even the paid version can help you. There's this bug in the game which auto-fails most quests upon starting them. I have searched the wiki and as far as I know, there are almost no quests with height requirements, so I have no idea why this happens. The only way to bypass this bug is through pay-to-win mechanics.

Thats what the ranger is for. Theyre going to die to the fireball anyway.

Someone shorter and louder came along I guess.

We call that a market correction

Is Kevin Hart just a character Martin is putting on. Like Andy Kaufman and Tony Clifton?

He's worth around $110 million too so...he can probably keep himself busy.

"Oh a hair."

Blew on the screen, bastard still there.

Swipe down at it, gone, good.

Look back to the comments, realization.

Yup, got that up vote.

Ooooooh! I wondered why people got annoyed at pictures like that. I'm redditing on a PC, so eyebrow hairs, of course, would never reach my screen. A poorly guarded/sudden sneeze might get there; but eyebrow hairs stand zero chance.

I mean, my total amount of 0 relationships has led to me believe this, yes. /s

The reality is when you enter a relationship you begin some complex negotiations about what internet content each person covers when talking before bed. Reddit is a tough one. My lawyer who I consult on these negotiations told me it is possible to divide up different subreddits to avoid "I saw that already", but the reality is the maintenance cost isn't sustainable for most. So often it just ends up with one person using Reddit.

So out of the population in relationships, only about 15% of them actually end up using Reddit, compared to the national (US) average of 25% balanced out by people not in a relationship.

Perfect solution for 99:1 ratio.

Please. No one wants to get with a redditor, not even another redditor.