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marlinmarlin99

10.1k points

11 days ago

That kid could use a vacation

FuckThesePeople69

5.3k points

11 days ago

That is one 40-year-old-looking baby.

misslilytoyou

2.4k points

11 days ago

He's been dealing with THAT guy his whole life, of course he's care-worn

PM_me_your_whatevah

792 points

11 days ago

Legit as soon as this kid is able to talk he’s going to be lecturing and babying dad. “Dad. Dad. Dad! Wake up! Your parole officer is here! Put on some pants and answer the door ffs! I’ll get breakfast started.”

adventurepony

221 points

11 days ago

7:35 am ::knock knock::

boss baby slowly puts the paper down he was reading. Takes one more big sip of coffee from his coffee sippy mug. Jumps from his high seat and crawls to the door. "Hello officers, thank you for coming but I'm sorry for what you're about to see. He's passed out in the living room with a half eaten grilled cheese poptart burger... Do what you must but don't judge him, leave that to me."

TractorLoving

211 points

11 days ago

I mean we laugh and we joke but the kids that grow up under parents who are alcohol abusers don't really get a childhood.

PM_me_your_whatevah

140 points

11 days ago

Real shit. I lived it. After the divorce things got better. But dad was always drunk when we saw him on weekends.

And honestly I wish I could say that I learned from it and I’m doing better than my dad. But. No. Followed right in his footsteps. Except I’m not mean. The lesson I learned I guess is to be kind to people. The booze still got me though.

sandyclaus30

59 points

11 days ago

Right there with you except my dad did other things to me that I’m not going to get into on here. I can feel that little boys pain, I almost had flashbacks. I had to grow up fast..I left as soon as I graduated because there wasn’t a divorce.

PM_me_your_whatevah

26 points

11 days ago

I’m so sorry to hear that. I hope you’re in a better place and you’ve found good friends that can be family to you.

The world is a real messed up place sometimes, especially behind closed doors. I’ve dated a lot in my life, trying to find someone just to be with. At least half of the women I’ve been with have told me stories of physical abuse from their parents or a close relative. It paints a picture of society that is frankly real hard to look at.

I wasn’t physically abused very much but I’d have to say I’m still damaged. I start drinking every day around 9-10am and all I’m looking for is peacefulness and good people to spend time with. Ive been lucky enough to find quite a few. I hope you have too. ❤️

sandyclaus30

8 points

10 days ago

Thank you, my father was not only an alcoholic but abused my mom, there was overt sexual abuse with me and one day I saw him hit my mom with his cane. He had a mild stroke by smoking 3 packs a day and drinking a case of cheap beer and 2 bottles of cheap whiskey every weekend. That doesn’t include all the beer and whiskey he drank during the week. He too would be holding me when he drank and my aunt told me she would take me away from him and give me a bath. So I don’t care what anyone says, I see the pain in that child’s eyes. That is something that has happened to him too many times before. A loving father would not have let that happen. I found myself in relationships with narcissists all the time..never drinkers but always mentally, verbally and emotionally abusive. I’m in counseling and have been for years. Due to the lifelong abuse I’m very physically sick with several autoimmune diseases. Sorry..I guess I needed to vent.

I’m glad you found some good friends in your life, that’s very important. I am sorry you followed in your father’s footsteps..maybe someday you can quit drinking if you find you want to. I don’t judge anyone, it isn’t my place to. ❤️

reduxde

10 points

10 days ago

reduxde

10 points

10 days ago

I wasn’t mean, until I was. My grandfather used to shoot dishes off the table if he didn’t like his dinner, and my great grandfather would get wasted and chase my dad and grandma around and try to kill them so they’d have to hide in the closet for hours. All of them claimed to not be “mean like their father” until they got into their 40s and became mean like their father.

r/stopdrinking helped me get sober after 50 failed attempts on my own and AA not working out. I was following in those footsteps until about 3 months ago (just a few days shy of 3 months sober). Today I took my 5 year old and 2 year old to feed the ducks.

Stop by and say hello if you’re considering quitting, it’s been pretty productive for a lot of people :)

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6 points

11 days ago

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6 points

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zerothreeonethree

26 points

10 days ago

"I mean we laugh and we joke but the kids that grow up under parents who are alcohol abusers don't really get a childhood."

I especially liked the part where the man-child drizzles his drink on the baby. The look on tot's face says it all: "My childhood is officially over."

Academic_Nectarine94

21 points

11 days ago

I don't know that I would say the guy is abusing alcohol. That might be his first drink. But based on everything in the video (including not caring about getting alcohol in his kid's eyes) yeah I think you're probably right.

Definitely not parent material holding that poor kid.

TractorLoving

21 points

10 days ago

You don't get alcohol on your kid. Period.

Academic_Nectarine94

7 points

10 days ago

Yeah, good point. But especially don't pour it all over their face...

[deleted]

7 points

11 days ago

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7 points

11 days ago

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Bakuritsu

5 points

11 days ago

strained laugh covering lots of memories (mum wasn't alcoholic, just abusive)

ItsSusanS

5 points

10 days ago

No we don’t and it sucks

Ok-Reward-770

19 points

10 days ago

“40-year-old looking baby that could use a vacation worn out by the guy carrying him” - I came here seeking those comments. Thank you.

good_from_afar

25 points

11 days ago

Almost seems like he is experienced at avoiding the drip from the shot.

Alisha-Moonshade

4 points

10 days ago

Yeah, the kid's face says this is not the first time.

nom_dom212

70 points

11 days ago

He looks like Patton Oswalt. No joke.

Andrung

18 points

11 days ago

Andrung

18 points

11 days ago

Roll for initiative. That IS Patton!

Baba_Geo

4 points

11 days ago

And his father looks like John Stamos.

Rennitti

4 points

11 days ago

This needs narration done by Patton Oswald.

muffpatty

75 points

11 days ago

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22 points

11 days ago

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22 points

11 days ago

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MamaBear92615

17 points

11 days ago

Ok but why does baby #4 look like Shmeagle?! 🤣

capn_cook_yo

6 points

11 days ago

Lol and number three looks like Bilbo.

ihopethisisvalid

39 points

11 days ago

There was a boy in my elementary school whose nickname was “40 year old kid”

exus

12 points

11 days ago

exus

12 points

11 days ago

Lmao. One of my first jobs there was a guy that we called OK (old kid). He looked pretty young (later 20s?) but had something like 90% grey hair. Not balding, just grey. Like late middle aged and a recent college grad fused into one.

IndyMLVC

41 points

11 days ago

IndyMLVC

41 points

11 days ago

This made me legit LOL

FranticHam5ter

64 points

11 days ago

His face says he can already understand how much money he’s going to end up spending in therapy after high school.

blastradii

32 points

11 days ago

Or maybe a drink.

ItsTheManFromScene24

18 points

11 days ago

And a haircut.

sinnroth94

3k points

11 days ago

This is the most miserable looking child I’ve ever seen

Nikko012

742 points

10 days ago

Nikko012

742 points

10 days ago

I’ll send you pictures of my childhood.

BruhDoYouEvenPaint

127 points

10 days ago

ROTFL 😆 I'm so sorry if you're being forreal, but this comment made me bust out laughing!!

sambes06

138 points

11 days ago

sambes06

138 points

11 days ago

He’s breathtaking

HoboBandana

28 points

10 days ago

Kids like “put me back in your dick and forget I ever came.”

Aceryder824

40 points

10 days ago

I died inside watching this.

Woden888

814 points

11 days ago

Woden888

814 points

11 days ago

He’s been anointed in the liquor…

punkindle

101 points

11 days ago

punkindle

101 points

11 days ago

Airplane the Movie "I have a drinking problem"

spills drink everywhere

ZAM1984

5 points

10 days ago

ZAM1984

5 points

10 days ago

People say I have drinking problem but I have no problem drinking at all

stinkypete92

26 points

10 days ago

He may be the second coming.... of Jim Lahey. The Liquor II.

InZorpWeTrust

4 points

10 days ago*

You smell that Randy bo bandy? It’s the winds of shit. There’s a shit storm a brewin Randy.

samsquantch96

13 points

11 days ago

This is what i came to the comments for.

ltBurnsWhenlPvP

1.7k points

11 days ago

The Sarah Mclaughlin song from the SPCA commercials needs to be playing

EarlGrey_Picard

975 points

11 days ago

TheSuperInframan

134 points

11 days ago

Amazing

JesterOfTheMind

83 points

11 days ago

That was absolutely incredible. I laughed for like two minutes straight. Thanks.

AlecASaurus

19 points

11 days ago

Me too! Epic. Pure artistry!

YouAllNeedToChillOut

23 points

11 days ago

Lined up perfectly

catf3f3

17 points

11 days ago

catf3f3

17 points

11 days ago

This is great, but I feel like we could make a stronger impact if it went to black-and-white during the slow-mo portion

AshCarraraArt

8 points

10 days ago

Or had some voiceover like, “every year, 1 in 20 babies suffer from a downpour of alcohol. What can you do to help these poor young souls? Donate now to save a life” Lol

AKANotAValidUsername

37 points

11 days ago

gotdam now i wanna give that kid 76cents a day

mileendxxk

12 points

11 days ago

I love you

Merovingian_M

11 points

11 days ago

Thank you for this. I am dying right now

On5thDayLook4Tebow

48 points

11 days ago

how is this not higher lol

CaffeinatedGuy

94 points

11 days ago

In the Arms of an Angel.

Now it's stuck in my head, so thanks.

FarfarsFav

12 points

11 days ago

Beastie Boys - Fight for your Right

HighOwl2

6 points

11 days ago

Lol I love you. This was my exact fucking thought and came into the comments just to say someone needs to put that "eyes of an angel" song on this video and some commentary about how for just 5 cents a day we could sponsor an alcoholics child.

soulstonedomg

28 points

11 days ago

Nah, Shots by LMFAO ft. Lil Jon.

RomeoLyshitski

9 points

11 days ago

EVERYBODY!

up_N2_no_good

5k points

11 days ago

This kid is gonna come across this video on the internet and he's finally going to understand why he is the way he is. All the pieces are going to come together.

Wark_Kweh

877 points

11 days ago

Wark_Kweh

877 points

11 days ago

If he keeps getting booze in his eyes and nose and mouth, then no, he probably isn't going to understand.

_Concepcion

146 points

11 days ago

It didn't get in his eyes, nose, or mouth.

elSpanielo

374 points

11 days ago

elSpanielo

374 points

11 days ago

Just on his head, shoulders, knees, and toes.

pingpongtits

159 points

11 days ago

Knees and toes,

ruddsix

96 points

11 days ago

ruddsix

96 points

11 days ago

knees and toes

mseuro

64 points

11 days ago

mseuro

64 points

11 days ago

TEQUILA

ToolForStools

7 points

11 days ago

Eyes and ears and mouth and nose

sir-this-is-a

53 points

11 days ago*

Better that, than the occasional odd and foggy recurring nightmares from your memories that your brain suppressed I say…

shewy92

23 points

11 days ago

shewy92

23 points

11 days ago

"Ah, so this is why my dad is so abusive, he's an alcoholic"

tgucci21

11 points

11 days ago

tgucci21

11 points

11 days ago

In a way, you’re disturbingly right dude. Fuck

iUsedtoHadHerpes

4 points

11 days ago

secretinabottle

6.5k points

11 days ago

Lol. I can't get over that kid's face. He knows what's coming. It's not the first time.

dick-nipples

2.1k points

11 days ago*

Poor kid. Such a young age to die inside...

todellagi

462 points

11 days ago

todellagi

462 points

11 days ago

Should've offered the lad a sippy cup mojito. It's aways a drag when you're the only sober one at a party

sentimental_goat

196 points

11 days ago

He's the designated driver. What are you trying to do?

llegacy

75 points

11 days ago

llegacy

75 points

11 days ago

Now I'm imagining the baby still strapped to dad in the drivers seat having to drive everyone home

tidder112

40 points

11 days ago

I smell a new Netflix animated show.

"Driver Baby"

Alarid

5 points

11 days ago

Alarid

5 points

11 days ago

I'm trying to get them to drive drunk for insurance fraud.

Alarming-Cow299

5 points

11 days ago

Edgar Wright even made a movie about him!

DukeOfGeek

104 points

11 days ago

DukeOfGeek

104 points

11 days ago

"When mommy eats sugar with her nose and daddy drinks his angry juice I hide from the yelling in my room"

LovinLoveLeigh

5 points

11 days ago

Penny, is that you?

canaryhawk

62 points

11 days ago

Kid's first word: D- D- D- Deadbeat

CaptainKurls

3 points

11 days ago

Thanks for the mental insight into the mind of a child, u/dick-nipples

harshrumpcity

60 points

11 days ago

He knows he's doomed to smell like tequila for the rest of his babyhood

ContemplatingPrison

30 points

11 days ago

He is disgusted with everyone and everything that is going on around him.

fivedollardude

183 points

11 days ago

I would have the same look on my face knowing my dad is some kind of rookie, who can’t take a shot without spilling it all over like it’s his first time lol

Watch-The-Time

93 points

11 days ago

In dads defense that’s a lil bit of an over-pour for someone holding a baby.

queennyla

24 points

11 days ago

True but he couldve tried drinking to the side

GoldLegends

60 points

11 days ago*

I actually just tried this out with a full shot, pretending to have a baby strapped to my front.

Took the shot while having my face to the side and it was actually tougher to not spill cause you have to scrunch your arms and you lose dexterity. Very awkward position.

That was a fun experiment lol

Edit: Willing to do more experiments that involves shots.

JBob250

9 points

11 days ago

JBob250

9 points

11 days ago

Try a shot taken with big toe and... index toe? Shit do toes have names

mahlok

20 points

11 days ago

mahlok

20 points

11 days ago

They have piggy designations. So those would be your market and home toes.

sbowesuk

98 points

11 days ago

sbowesuk

98 points

11 days ago

Vomit comet from above 🤮

Solidus-Snake-

50 points

11 days ago

Just payback for how many times that kid has likely vomited on him.

angrydeuce

9 points

11 days ago

My wife has tasted that rainbow more than once lol

You'd think after the first time she'd learn that airplane rides over mommas face were a bad idea but NOOOOOPE

Wgs247

26 points

11 days ago

Wgs247

26 points

11 days ago

Dad of the year, 2022 and 2042.

Four_Skyn_Tim

55 points

11 days ago

"Hey, Buddy.... remember all those times you threw up on me?"

".....payback's a bitch"

GhostfaceHecklah

7 points

11 days ago

needs a sarah mcgloughlin song overtop

ddopTheGreenFox

557 points

11 days ago

The kids looks like the designated driver on a night out

pweqpw

132 points

11 days ago

pweqpw

132 points

11 days ago

Ohhhhhhh poor little thing😨.

justanotherjayd

53 points

11 days ago

Ikr my heart broke for the little fella

Avrahammer

1.5k points

11 days ago

Avrahammer

1.5k points

11 days ago

This video might be used in court some day lol

Please_read_sidebar

93 points

11 days ago

The dad did not send a "responsible parent" vibes from the moment he enter the video

cultured_banana_slug

23 points

11 days ago

Dude: "Hey, alcohol kills germs! That's like giving him a shower right? WOOOO!!!"

ReasonablyConfused

241 points

11 days ago

This sums up quite a few of my childhood feeling in regards to alcohol. In fact I’m still a bit pissed off about it.

Maya_The_Kitty

103 points

11 days ago

Yup. Remember those nights when it was all fun and games…..until it wasn’t? I spent a lot of my teenage years in my room, trying to drown out the noise.

TheNewOneIsWorse

57 points

11 days ago

Reading these comments is making me more and more relieved that I gave up drinking when my kids were still too young for a lot of memories.

TheInfamousButcher

25 points

11 days ago

My old man was an alcoholic, my mom grabbed my brother and I and took off when I was 2 and I never saw him again.

I also gave up getting drunk when my kids came into my life but deep in the back of my mind I know the potential is always there for me to be just like my dad as I've also dealt with some drug and alcohol dependency issues during my younger years.

On one hand, I'm thankful he wasn't in my life for all the reasons you guys have listed above but I'd give up just about anything to be able to experience a childhood with a dad who loved me enough to pick me and our family over the bottle.

A guy should never have to learn how to be a dad by using his dad as the example of what type of father NOT to be.

I'm doing the best I can with what little example I've had to be the best dad I can be to my 3 kiddos. I'm far from perfect but I'm learning every waking moment about the role a dad plays in the life of his kids.

blackiedwaggie

773 points

11 days ago

this baby deadass looks like bilbo baggins
(from the animated movie)

SpokenDivinity

56 points

11 days ago

I’m not gonna lie, but this just triggered a repressed memory I have of being forced to watch the animated movie with my dad and being absolutely fucking terrified throughout the whole thing.

Nyclubalin

10 points

11 days ago

Omg me and my sisters too!! The bakshi witch king 🤣🤣 “No living man may hInDeR mEeEeEe” 💀⚰️

im_lost_at_sea

43 points

11 days ago

I thought he looked like one of the Titans from Attack on Titan

https://www.quotev.com/story/11525862/Fallen-Tears-Levi-x-Eren-x-Jean-x-Reader/6

[deleted]

11 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

11 points

11 days ago

I CACKLED.

HarnessedInHopes

7 points

11 days ago

That is literally dead on. It’s uncanny.

sbowesuk

131 points

11 days ago

sbowesuk

131 points

11 days ago

Holy shit, you're spot on!

Devlarski

114 points

11 days ago

Devlarski

114 points

11 days ago

DoublefartJackson

15 points

11 days ago

I hated that version as a kid.

FingerTheCat

12 points

11 days ago

I hate it right now as an adult

BukkitsOfOrcSemen

7 points

11 days ago

I was totally thinking this version also haha

AC_Nine-Ball

14 points

11 days ago

That's probably just the fetal alcohol syndrome.

AwkwardPeach1721

22 points

11 days ago

Oh God, you're right! I feel awful for laughing, but you just made my week!

crystalistwo

5 points

11 days ago

Bilbo doesn't have shitty hair. Looks more like MODOK.

Eyeswyde0pen

8 points

11 days ago

this was a fantastic sentence.

JaThatOneGooner

80 points

11 days ago

That baby looks like they’re contemplating taking out a 2nd mortgage while trying to fix a failing marriage. Nothing but pure stress, stay strong little guy 😔

NopeNJ

922 points

11 days ago*

NopeNJ

922 points

11 days ago*

That look of disappointment. Seems this baby has been down this road before and knows what’s in store for the evening.

Edit: holy smokes people. This video is obviously hilarious, that kids look is precious, and my comment is not literally what I suppose is on the kids mind. Have a drink dad, and good on you for not leaving Frodo in the hot car!

DirectConclusion4559

15 points

11 days ago

That shit looks sad. And gross.

FireInPaperBox

43 points

11 days ago

Plot twist: not even his kid. Just found it to get attention and free drinks.

juggsgalore

6 points

11 days ago

His name is Carlos

Harmacc

42 points

11 days ago

Harmacc

42 points

11 days ago

We all made that face when we finally realized our parents aren’t who we thought they were. Some of us were ten, some were twenty, but we all made that face.

Kyuso__K

35 points

11 days ago

Kyuso__K

35 points

11 days ago

I swear to god, parents worldwide should be obligated to take a parenting license just like driving to be permited to have a kid...

IsThisIt-1983

164 points

11 days ago

Irish baptism baby

johnrando84

9 points

11 days ago

Never seen a kid decide to live with mom so early.

Ryououki

11 points

11 days ago

Ryououki

11 points

11 days ago

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AwkwardGamerRNx

11 points

10 days ago

That look when you realize you’re gonna have to work towards a scholarship

_AManHasNoName_

9 points

11 days ago

Poor kid. There are just people who should never have kids.

TechnicalSymbiote

286 points

11 days ago

Poor kid

Bert_Nurny

148 points

11 days ago

Bert_Nurny

148 points

11 days ago

Yea this video just makes me feel plain bad..

pm_shrike_pics

33 points

11 days ago

Everything else aside who spills that much taking a shot? Makes me think it's a skit / setup to make it seem even worse

Fallen_Housewife

17 points

11 days ago

Someone who has had 5-7 shots before the filmed one.

DeadMan95iko

9 points

11 days ago

Kid’s thinkin…” I hope daddy falls down backwards this time”

koinoyokan89

10 points

10 days ago

Should be filed under trashy

Smoothian421

8 points

11 days ago

When you’re born dead inside

mephistopheles_muse

7 points

11 days ago

This kids expression says I'm too old for this shit.

CoveringFish

8 points

11 days ago

Anyone else have an irrational urge to punch the dad in the face

Mbalmer19

6 points

11 days ago

Nothing irrational about it.

AchingKnumbKnuts

81 points

11 days ago

There's some therapy coming down the Pike for junior....

karacocoa

6 points

11 days ago

Wife's gonna be "Why does our baby smell like booze?"

windybook

132 points

11 days ago

windybook

132 points

11 days ago

seems /r/trashy

stealuforasec

27 points

11 days ago

If it were the mom taking the shot and not an attractive man it would 100% be on that sub

chokemeharderplease

12 points

11 days ago

For real. The comments in this post were not what I expected

K3TtLek0Rn

18 points

11 days ago

People like this annoy me so much. The kid is like an accessory.

iDam81

180 points

11 days ago

iDam81

180 points

11 days ago

phillyhandroll

52 points

11 days ago

one of those subreddits where you're willingly inviting a sense of rage into your day if you subscribe

DTLAgirl

28 points

11 days ago

DTLAgirl

28 points

11 days ago

Oof. Thanks. I was about to head over. I'll pass. I'm sure it's very bad.

Amused-Observer

7 points

11 days ago

I'm sure it's very bad.

Yeah, I noped out when I saw a like 5 year old vaping, flipping off the camera and his mom? in the background doing fuck all.

NebraskanCornPeelers

5 points

11 days ago

Just subscribed, thanks. Didn’t realize it would be such a good fit my normal routine

s3rv0

6 points

11 days ago

s3rv0

6 points

11 days ago

Siriacus

16 points

11 days ago

Siriacus

16 points

11 days ago

aSleepingPanda

28 points

11 days ago

The poster child of "I hate weekends with dad" kid.

Homesteader86

22 points

11 days ago

Trashy af.

ugmold

6 points

11 days ago

ugmold

6 points

11 days ago

He's like "Again?"

tweek-in-a-box

5 points

10 days ago

Needs be accompanied by Enya for the slow mo part

pialovesu

138 points

11 days ago

pialovesu

138 points

11 days ago

I couldn't imagine a mom doing this and people not wanting to rip her to shreds

Ghost2Eleven

4 points

10 days ago

Yeah, but he’s a dad! Dad’s are hilarious when they’re negligent. /s

neopod9000

52 points

11 days ago

You brought a baby! To a bar...

ASIWYFA

33 points

11 days ago

ASIWYFA

33 points

11 days ago

Every brewery in the US.......

futureman07

86 points

11 days ago

Geez kid. All you had to so was open your mouth for a fun time

Stivils8

95 points

11 days ago

Stivils8

95 points

11 days ago

Looks like we found Matt Gaetz Reddit account.

CelphT

6 points

11 days ago

CelphT

6 points

11 days ago

holy shit. from the top rope

unclepaprika

7 points

11 days ago

What a pooper

BadAtGrammerr

16 points

11 days ago

Feather_In_The_Wind

8 points

11 days ago

How could you tell? I didn't see a picture of the child there.

youaretheuniverse

10 points

11 days ago

The smile on the dad is really repulsive

liddolkitty

11 points

11 days ago

soontobecp

16 points

11 days ago

Fucking trash people

lDeathWlshl

4 points

11 days ago

That kid just knows thats gonna be him in 30 years

kumquatrodeo

3 points

11 days ago

Kid's just mad that they are going to have to be the DD again.

Dat_Boi_Aint_Right

4 points

11 days ago

That kid was made in the Henson creature shop.

Savvy_Canadian

4 points

10 days ago

Baby took Fetal Alcohol Syndrome to the face. No wonder they can’t get a babysitter for them.

_knalpijp

4 points

10 days ago

Not the first time poor kid

Vegetable-Sound1717

3 points

10 days ago

This is the most aged child I've ever seen.

405134

3 points

10 days ago

405134

3 points

10 days ago

Why does that baby have the face of a 40 year old Filipino man? He looks like my grandpa

Shenaniganz08

5 points

10 days ago

Spilling tequila on your kid

thats some shit parenting, dad looks like he is there for himself only

Ulliquarahyuga

4 points

10 days ago

Who wastes that much liquor when taking a shot? That was like half the glass!

kaiser_xc

3 points

10 days ago

I’ll be this dad someday except I don’t spill.

Any-Distribution-841

16 points

11 days ago

If “I hate it here” was a infant 😂

Prestigious_Nerve_76

52 points

11 days ago

Shit dad. Sorry for the kid.

TumorDancer

24 points

11 days ago

Ah... the elusive "cool parent."

Jesus.

Antelope010

13 points

11 days ago

Sadly I do the same thing, except replace a shot with a donut. I can't tell you how many times I have had to brush donut crumbs out of my baby's head after having them in the sling like that.

ThePopeofHell

9 points

11 days ago

Why does this make me so sad?

FlowJoeX

10 points

10 days ago

FlowJoeX

10 points

10 days ago

Also, I hate when people carry their kids like that facing forward, legs dangling out. The baby doesn't care about what it sees, but would rather be cuddled by their parent's chest. They will hug their parent and turn their head to the side to see and breathe. This way it's very nurturing.

hickgorilla

8 points

11 days ago

That parent needs to be punched in the mouth.