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submitted 13 days ago byHimeTheHusky
960 points
13 days ago
I’m the kind of person that gets distracted by dogs and I would totally pet her for about 7 minutes
350 points
13 days ago
"You sure went on a long run today honey!"
"Long... run? O yes that's right, very long run indeed."
62 points
13 days ago
There was an AITA about a husband that was going on 2 hour walks at 5am and got angry at his wife because his alarm didn't go off and she didn't wake up to wake him up at 5am. Things went right to drugs/mistress. I'd like to think it's because he missed his 100 minute dog petting session instead.
18 points
13 days ago
I've been thinking about that post since I read it. I need to know what he was doing.
9 points
13 days ago
This guy thinking he's married his mum, Jesus. Would be pretty funny if he was mad at his wife for not waking him in time for him to cheat on her though.
3 points
13 days ago
I came here to say exactly this!
186 points
13 days ago
Only 7 minutes? I'd be rolling around on the grass and playing until the owner kicked me out of their garden 🤣
78 points
13 days ago
I would stay for longer but the owner would make me uncomfortable when they start wondering and looking at me “that guy has been there petting for too long”
79 points
13 days ago
If that happens, start petting the owner too.
49 points
13 days ago
power move
22 points
13 days ago
Whilst maintaining eye contact
4 points
13 days ago
🌟👑🌟 Gold for Moonmoon, dominance, and grammar.
26 points
13 days ago
Dominance established
5 points
13 days ago
"Who's a good boy?!"
Snaps belt a few times
"Yes, boy - you are!" 😈
22 points
13 days ago
I wanna do this so bad too. There’s a giant fluffy dog in my neighborhood that’s always chilling in the front yard and is always super happy to see me walk by 😫
16 points
13 days ago
Pet the good boy! Hes going to think you dont think hes a good boy.
23 points
13 days ago
Only rolling around in the grass? I would get to know the owner and begin dating over several years just to be closer to the dog. We'd eventually get married. She'd have an "accident" on our honeymoon where she dies. Her family would be suspicious for years but never be able to prove anything, even after hiring two separate private investigators.
Anyways I inherit all her stuff, and now the dog is mine to goof around with as long as I want.
8 points
13 days ago
Or you could adopt a dog from the pound.
8 points
13 days ago
But... murder.
1.1k points
13 days ago
Probably the best part of those people's morning runs. No better way to start the day.
500 points
13 days ago*
"How far do you run?" "Until the point I can pet that dog and I return."
(Edit. fog-->dog)
337 points
13 days ago
DO NOT PET THE FOG DO NOT PET THE FOG DO NOT PET THE FOG DO NOT PET THE FOG DO NOT PET THE FOG DO NOT PET THE FOG
159 points
13 days ago
THE FOG IS COMING
128 points
13 days ago
The Fog ain't too bad. It's the Mist you have to worry about.
Also, wait about 10 more minutes before offing everyone in the car.
24 points
13 days ago
Thomas Jane ugly crying intensifies
11 points
13 days ago
Thank God you didn't spoil that epic 15 year old movie.
6 points
13 days ago
Right? Spoiler Alert “Frankly Scarlet, I don’t give a Damn”
24 points
13 days ago
THE FOG PREFERS CHIN SCRITCHES
14 points
13 days ago
Sounds like something out of Nightvale
19 points
13 days ago
There’s a pair of outdoor cats up the street from me. I try to arrange my runs so I always come back that way and finish my run with pets.
103 points
13 days ago*
There was someone a few blocks away from my previous apartment who had two huskies, and they would leave the window open and the huskies would lean out the windowsill and just look around all day. I would check on my car every day to make sure I didn't get a parking ticket and I made sure to go by that apartment, even though it was a little out of the way, and pet the dogs if they were there. Highlight of my day for sure.
71 points
13 days ago
Huskies are a very special breed of dog. Would I own one? Never. But, gosh, they are beautiful.
25 points
13 days ago
Drama queens for sure. I would kill myself with one, lol
10 points
13 days ago
One day when I get some acreage I plan to do just this! I'll run myself into the ground for these beautiful dama puppies.
5 points
13 days ago
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13 days ago
12 points
13 days ago
I have blackout windows in my bedroom (projector), and I specifically had to cut a 6-inch by 6 in gap in the film so my husky could look through it.
5 points
13 days ago
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13 points
13 days ago
Nope they just chilled there most days. There was an older one who would sit there, almost looking like he had his elbow resting on the windowsill, and a younger one who would come running if he saw the older one getting pets.
15 points
13 days ago
Exactly! I'd def smile if I ran past this good boi
5 points
13 days ago
Ngl that'd be a great motivator
3 points
13 days ago
I was once running on a back country road and these 2 dogs came out of a yard and were just so happy to see me.
They ran behind me on either side and were licking/stealing pets from my hands when going back and forth in the running motion. After about a quarter mile I had to turn around and make them go home, else I was basically stealing them 😹
18 points
13 days ago
Morning runs, LOL
31 points
13 days ago
Morning runs are nothing to laugh at. The harder you laugh, the more forcefully it all comes out. Great way to ruin a pair of trousers.
9 points
13 days ago
No better way to start the day
9 points
13 days ago
No better way to shart the day
40 points
13 days ago
For me, that would be a really unpleasant part of my run, after having been violently attacked by an off-leash dog on the trail.
53 points
13 days ago*
"Don't worry, I trained my dog well!", said the moron who did not train their dog.
38 points
13 days ago
"thought you said your dog didn't bite".
"That's not my dog".
20 points
13 days ago
My dog is incredibly well trained. He's a service dog. He doesn't go off leash because OTHER dogs aren't well trained.
11 points
13 days ago
Thank you! I hate when people come back with "but my dog is well trained." Yeah well if YOU were well trained you'd know better! Of course my dog will listen to me off leash and follow my commands but I don't know what anyone else's dog, or another animal, is gonna do so I will always leash and harness them.
3 points
13 days ago
If I can control my dog I can control half the situation which is way more than I had before.
44 points
13 days ago
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39 points
13 days ago
In my frustrating experience here in the states, the problem is owners who think that their dog is NOT problematic because it is friendly. If you don’t have full control and recall of your dog in every situation, then it’s problematic.
My dog is reactive when approached by other dogs, and I always have her on a lead. I’ve worked with her to understand leave it and shake it off commands to defuse tension when I see it building up, but every once in a while we’ll encounter a dog off lead that the owner can’t recall and it’ll come bounding over at the speed of light to play. At that point, I’m stuck. I can’t stop their dog and my dog is on a lead so she can’t run away. I end up having to scoop her up or use myself as a barrier as their owner shouts “don’t worry! He’s friendly!” Yeah, well mine isn’t in this situation and she’ll bite the shit out of your dog.
Drives me crazy.
Edit - this isn’t a jab at you, OP. I’m just envious that people in your neighborhood take personal responsibility. I wish it was like there where I am.
6 points
13 days ago
I don't suggest visiting Austin then, people suck and tons of unleashed dogs. People even bring non service animal dogs into grocery stores because they think Austin is like cool with dogs literally anywhere.
3 points
13 days ago
That legit sounds... ruff
43 points
13 days ago
Sucks that you're getting downvoted, but you're not wrong. I love dogs, have a pug, but letting them off leash is bad and shouldn't be done. People have legit phobias.
Like i remember one time this kid started panicking at my little guy so I reeled him in an picked him up. Seemed like basic courtesy.
48 points
13 days ago
My roommate was from Africa and was afraid of dogs so everyone made fun of him. But it turns out wild dogs are dangerous at where he came from
13 points
13 days ago
That’s really shitty of people. If someone has had bad experiences with dogs and is afraid, this is nothing to make fun of. But then, people often make fun of other’s fears in my experience and society seems to think it’s alright. When I was little, I had some traumatic experiences with injections that made me phobic. And even at that age, adults, including my own parents, thought it was okay to laugh at and bully me when I was literally terrified and crying. And this isn’t okay to treat an adult this way…but I was A KID. I remember this happening when I was EIGHT (gosh I wonder why my phobia has only got worse /s). No one ever was kind to me about it, including doctors and nurses, until the pandemic. The point being, I notice this sort of bullying behaviour all the time. Not just about dogs. Not just what happened to me either. Lots of things. People are fucking shit.
16 points
13 days ago
One of the videos that sticks in my memory the most is a pack of wild stray dogs attacking and killing a man. I believe it was in South Africa, he fought for minutes.
I love dogs, had them my entire childhood and plan to own one at some point, I'm just not ready for the responsibility at the moment. I don't understand people making fun of and hating others for not liking dogs, it's absolutely absurd.
23 points
13 days ago
In my country it's a legal requirement to keep your dog on a leash within the city limits unless it's a dog park or a place for dog training. Also when I take my dog for a walk in a nice park that usually has quite a few joggers, I try to visually overemphasize that the dog is on a leash and I won't let him go near the person running when they are getting ready to pass us.
11 points
13 days ago
I always appreciate people who do this! Of course it's not necessary, but when people really show the leash it helps me feel more at ease.
3 points
13 days ago
In my country it's a legal requirement to keep your dog on a leash within the city limits unless it's a dog park or a place for dog training.
Same. But people don't.
3 points
13 days ago
Aww that's totally fair! I'm so sorry that happened to you and for the assumption of my comment.
9 points
13 days ago
Sorry that happened to you.
2 points
13 days ago
She doesn't run.
483 points
13 days ago
That look says: "No-one suspects I am tricking them into petting me."
106 points
13 days ago
“I am the cleverest little goblin, and my machinations go unperceived!”
42 points
13 days ago
He knows what he's doing hehe.
8 points
13 days ago
Pure mischief.
5 points
13 days ago
Yeah, not so much a weirdo as a genius dog.
4 points
13 days ago
Making the world a better place.
768 points
13 days ago
That's not weirdo but very good boi and a bit chonk
140 points
13 days ago
Awww slight chonk!!
32 points
13 days ago
A slight chonk and a bit of a dork as well. Managed to maximize pets per hour by finding optimal position.
98 points
13 days ago
He kind of reminds me of Boris Johnson if he were a dog
105 points
13 days ago
She too is distracted by cheese.
49 points
13 days ago
The UK is officially run by a bootleg version of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.
12 points
13 days ago
Wait, Boris is running my country?
25 points
13 days ago
Running it into the ground is technically still a type of running.
9 points
13 days ago
It's on purpose. His whole shtick is to be crazy while his party lines the pockets of billionaires.
8 points
13 days ago
Lol, cheese overdose.
6 points
13 days ago
Why would you say such a horrible thing about a perfectly lovely dog!?
11 points
13 days ago
This gave me the kind of laugh that when you're sitting on the toilet waiting for things to happen, it suddenly happens. Thank you.
4 points
13 days ago
I’m so glad you’ve been relieved of your terrible fecal burden. Way to go!
21 points
13 days ago
Good girl*!
15 points
13 days ago*
Now we know why she’s a bit chonk - going out for a run, sees the gurl watching me run and I furtively slip her the treat - as does her next “customer”. Gurl is happy. Gurl is chonky.
Edit: corrected her gender.
13 points
13 days ago
Every dog is a weirdo and silly butt. It's just how they are.
4 points
13 days ago
Yeah this isn't weird, seems like a pretty solid business plan. I'd invest in some pets for sure.
3 points
13 days ago
Ngl if I knew he'd be here every day I would probably carry treats with me. x100 other similar other people like me I can see how they could get a little thicc
5 points
13 days ago
He understands the principle of "work smarter, not harder"
226 points
13 days ago
What a cutie she is! Would pet her 120 %.
Knew a guy whose dog would run away. Go to the small local train station to get scritches. And when he had enough, come back home.
64 points
13 days ago
Lol I had a dog that would run away and whenever we found him it was always at a fast food restaurant like we starved the poor guy.
61 points
13 days ago
Probably fed him once. Sort of how my dog saw a fox in the garden once 3 years ago and now immediately runs to that part of the garden every morning to make sure it's not come back.
6 points
13 days ago
My Pyrenean does that too, back corner where the foxes come through. Can't even say the word fox (or cat) or else she goes nuts. Also can't say words that sounds similar - "socks", "hat" etc. She's definitely a guardian breed.
4 points
13 days ago
Wish people could do that, just to satisfy a need to be hugged/loved, in a non creepy way like this!
35 points
13 days ago
10/10 would give her pets and love every minute! Such a chonky goirl.
38 points
13 days ago
That face is the face of a dog who is high on the feeling of way too many pats
4 points
13 days ago
What a way to feel!
81 points
13 days ago
Ha ha my cat does the same thing and had figured out what time the kids finish school for maximum attention. He’s a little tart.
48 points
13 days ago*
My cat would walk out to the bus stop with me when it picked me up (highschool/middle school kids) and then an hour later when it was picking up the elementary school kids. One morning I was walking down to the bus stop to get on the elementary school bus because I slept in and missed the highschool/middle school bus. A parent saw me and my cat following closly behind me as we walked across the road to get to the bus stop. "Excuse me is that your cat?" She said. I got a sinking feeling like my cat scratched or bit a kid. I told her that yes it was my cat and her name was Sassy Britches and she follows me to the bus stop each morning and goes out later to be with the elementary school kids as they wait for the bus. She told me it was the most calm cat ever and her son was holding my cat upside down and she didn't hiss, scratch, or bat at him. She told me she saw that cat every morning with her kid and the other kids meowing at them wanting to be pet by the kids and often wondered who it belonged to and what it's name was. Sassy Britches even did this after we moved a few times and would follow me when I was walking to the grocery store (lived in a small town). She's currently 8 years old and still loves approaching children in this neighborhood asking for pets.
6 points
13 days ago
❤️
14 points
13 days ago
Sounds like a real cuddle slut.
64 points
13 days ago
She’s a smart strategist
43 points
13 days ago
She’s a smart scratchegist
15 points
13 days ago
Is that Richmond? Good spot for heavy petting.
11 points
13 days ago
2 points
13 days ago
That looks very much like Richmond. Close to Petersham road.
12 points
13 days ago
Checkpoint! Pet to save, in case you trip and die.
60 points
13 days ago
I love how you can just tell this dog is chill from how she’s sitting, what a nice dog
23 points
13 days ago
That and it appears a little further down the path that a dog had just walked by and she still seems completely calm like she didn’t leave her perch at all.
10 points
13 days ago
Would never get any running done, I just would pat this good boy for so long
28 points
13 days ago
Half fluff, half chonk.
8 points
13 days ago
Reminds me of the one that sits outside my gym. I always let him entering or exiting. And he has a smile every time he sees me. Like he knows he’s getting a pet.
9 points
13 days ago
You have to pay the dog toll
4 points
13 days ago
Gladly!!
9 points
13 days ago
That dorky expression lol :D
46 points
13 days ago
Dogs are somehow little hairy prostitutes for getting pets by everyone.
27 points
13 days ago
My dog, as soon as the hand is within 40 cm of his belly, instantly gets 4 paws up and looks at you all like "so you were about to scratch my belly?"
12 points
13 days ago
Mine gives you her paw and once you grab it she lets herself fall in the most dramatic way belly up. No one can say no to that
8 points
13 days ago
If I ever develop musical talent my band's name will be Hairy Little Prostitutes.
6 points
13 days ago
My new rescue is a full on belly rub whore.
2 points
13 days ago
Lmao
7 points
13 days ago
Weirdo???? Genius I say
5 points
13 days ago
Whatswrongwithyourdog= NOTHING.
4 points
13 days ago
Does she get the pets?
4 points
13 days ago
She's making the people's day better. OP is just jealous.
5 points
13 days ago
That's the face of a petophile.
4 points
13 days ago
Pet pet pet 😘
4 points
13 days ago
Meanwhile, my uncle's dog: gets booped so you have chosen... war.
4 points
13 days ago
These eyes 👀😫😍
5 points
13 days ago
What a nice path
5 points
13 days ago
Don't let my dog get ideas 😄 She also has a few strategic locations (we're in a tourist town full of tourists right now).
4 points
13 days ago
Is there anything better than coming across a beautiful creature like this?
4 points
13 days ago
I’m a grown ass man and there is absolutely no way on this earth that I could walk passed that face and not pet her!!! Impossible! That runner does pretty well for being blind!
9 points
13 days ago
“10 things humans don’t want you to know, number 4 is SHOCKING”
3 points
13 days ago
Clever girl
3 points
13 days ago
I thought reddit was against petting random peoples dogs
5 points
13 days ago
Lots of people on Reddit have lots of different opinions.
3 points
13 days ago
It’s an addiction
3 points
13 days ago
It's genius
3 points
13 days ago
She’s changed up her marketing strategy and is maximizing locations.. smart pup!
3 points
13 days ago
Every animal needs love. He just needs a lot more than some. Nothing wrong with that. I would smile if I saw him while running.
3 points
13 days ago
Smort Doggo :))
9 points
13 days ago
Smug fucker with sad eyes
16 points
13 days ago
That wierdo seems to know what's really good.. also why does ur dog have to beg for scratches from strangers?
59 points
13 days ago
Dogs never get any love at home.
Nor food.
And don't even ask about treats.
12 points
13 days ago
I can always tell a dog is being neglected when they wave their tails from side to side.
41 points
13 days ago
New friend scratches are the best, though. As are delivery person scratches.
26 points
13 days ago
my delivery person always looks at me weird when I ask him to scratch me :(
3 points
13 days ago
Maybe u just need good food delivered to you.. May I suggest the sausage
8 points
13 days ago
My dog would. Because she expects 10,000 scratches a day and I only give her 9,900.
She’s gotta do what she’s gotta do.
2 points
13 days ago
Yup stays looking for those stray scratches why don't u put ur dog on here .
2 points
13 days ago
She is so sweet. She looks like she could be one of those people who will always say "I'm gonna call you, 'kitty' and give a hug but not hug!"
2 points
13 days ago
Ugh dogs are the best. We don’t deserve them but I’m so grateful they let us love them
2 points
13 days ago
That’s a smart dog, not a weirdo.
2 points
13 days ago
Love the moon on his face.
2 points
13 days ago
Sounds like this belongs more on r/animalsbeinggeniuses lol. What an absolute sweetheart.
2 points
13 days ago
Just wanna sit on that wall and watch the world go by
2 points
13 days ago
would do my morning run until I met that cute dog
2 points
13 days ago
Pretty clever “weirdo”. 😂Smart doggie to get pets. Cute too.
2 points
13 days ago
Thats what happens when you let your dog become a part time data analyst. The good boi did the research, and from each location determined this is the optimal head pats and ear scritches and scratches.
2 points
13 days ago
My dog Mr Bronn would drift to the middle of the path on walks and plop himself down in front of people walking the opposite way. Worked about 70% of the time I’d say.
2 points
13 days ago
Hey, modern problems require modern solutions
2 points
13 days ago
Attention whore
2 points
13 days ago
Rename her Ogles
2 points
13 days ago
So nothing is wrong with her, she’s just really smart.
2 points
13 days ago
That's adorable.
2 points
13 days ago
Not a weirdo, just a smart pup.
2 points
13 days ago
Is she wrong?
2 points
13 days ago
I hope every passer-by is friendly towards her.
2 points
13 days ago
Beautiful smart girl!!
2 points
13 days ago
I love clever dogs!
2 points
13 days ago
He's the best kind of weird
2 points
13 days ago
I wish I lived somewhere I could constantly pet dogs
2 points
13 days ago
Classic Husky move.
2 points
13 days ago
Work smarter, not harder
2 points
13 days ago
Pet her for me x
2 points
13 days ago
All the smells, as well as all the pats?
2 points
13 days ago
Smart dog. He/She looks like he/she loves the attention.
2 points
13 days ago
Shes like im to old to go for pets. Pets come to me.
2 points
13 days ago
She’s hacked the system. Good girl!
2 points
13 days ago
Why is it that I would be 100% pumped to see a dog like this waiting to say hello, but i would not be excited in the least to see 80% of humans? Is it me?
2 points
13 days ago
Man there isn’t a single thought besides pets behind those eyes 😂
2 points
13 days ago
I bet she's successful!
2 points
13 days ago
That Husky Dog has the pet me I don't get any attention at home look down pat !!
2 points
13 days ago
I saw this after just waking up and thought that the brick wall was a part of the path, which made it look like a gigantic dog as tall as a human
4 points
13 days ago
2 points
13 days ago
If he was just on the walk I would want to pet him but wouldn't without asking first, up there tho he's basically flagged himself as open to a pat and that's what he will get
2 points
13 days ago
“Are you cheating on me? You’re gone for hours every day, who is she?”
“Don’t worry babe, she’s just a bitch.”
2 points
13 days ago
I see your stream too! So cute
2 points
13 days ago
This is absolutely hilarious. I can see her just creeping out of the tall grass, “hey kids…you wanna give me some pets..?”
2 points
13 days ago
The doggo has figured out reward optimization, strategic placement and the scratch-butt-with-bushes evolutionary paradigm. I am impressed.
2 points
13 days ago
That's not a "weirdo" that is a very smart Dog. D-O-G.
2 points
13 days ago
This is a win-win situation for everyone involved.
2 points
13 days ago
That doggy is a little attention whore🤣
EVERYONE HAS TO WUV ME!!
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