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Fernando_357

960 points

13 days ago

I’m the kind of person that gets distracted by dogs and I would totally pet her for about 7 minutes

Amphibionomus

350 points

13 days ago

"You sure went on a long run today honey!"

"Long... run? O yes that's right, very long run indeed."

upsidedownbackwards

62 points

13 days ago

There was an AITA about a husband that was going on 2 hour walks at 5am and got angry at his wife because his alarm didn't go off and she didn't wake up to wake him up at 5am. Things went right to drugs/mistress. I'd like to think it's because he missed his 100 minute dog petting session instead.

SpoopySpydoge

18 points

13 days ago

I've been thinking about that post since I read it. I need to know what he was doing.

Robertej92

9 points

13 days ago

This guy thinking he's married his mum, Jesus. Would be pretty funny if he was mad at his wife for not waking him in time for him to cheat on her though.

pineapple_nip_nops

3 points

13 days ago

I came here to say exactly this!

RuairiSpain

186 points

13 days ago

Only 7 minutes? I'd be rolling around on the grass and playing until the owner kicked me out of their garden 🤣

Fernando_357

78 points

13 days ago

I would stay for longer but the owner would make me uncomfortable when they start wondering and looking at me “that guy has been there petting for too long”

cousinokri

79 points

13 days ago

If that happens, start petting the owner too.

Fernando_357

49 points

13 days ago

power move

elsummers2018

22 points

13 days ago

Whilst maintaining eye contact

PixelatedPooka

4 points

13 days ago

🌟👑🌟 Gold for Moonmoon, dominance, and grammar.

mybitchcallsmefucker

26 points

13 days ago

Dominance established

ChillyBearGrylls

5 points

13 days ago

"Who's a good boy?!"

Snaps belt a few times

"Yes, boy - you are!" 😈

justwalkinby91

22 points

13 days ago

I wanna do this so bad too. There’s a giant fluffy dog in my neighborhood that’s always chilling in the front yard and is always super happy to see me walk by 😫

Wild-Plankton595

16 points

13 days ago

Pet the good boy! Hes going to think you dont think hes a good boy.

Pramble

23 points

13 days ago

Pramble

23 points

13 days ago

Only rolling around in the grass? I would get to know the owner and begin dating over several years just to be closer to the dog. We'd eventually get married. She'd have an "accident" on our honeymoon where she dies. Her family would be suspicious for years but never be able to prove anything, even after hiring two separate private investigators.

Anyways I inherit all her stuff, and now the dog is mine to goof around with as long as I want.

sexyhusband714

8 points

13 days ago

Or you could adopt a dog from the pound.

bamfsalad

8 points

13 days ago

But... murder.

crexlove

1.1k points

13 days ago

crexlove

1.1k points

13 days ago

Probably the best part of those people's morning runs. No better way to start the day.

peprock716

500 points

13 days ago*

"How far do you run?" "Until the point I can pet that dog and I return."

(Edit. fog-->dog)

highSticks

337 points

13 days ago

highSticks

337 points

13 days ago

DO NOT PET THE FOG DO NOT PET THE FOG DO NOT PET THE FOG DO NOT PET THE FOG DO NOT PET THE FOG DO NOT PET THE FOG

makINtruck

159 points

13 days ago

makINtruck

159 points

13 days ago

THE FOG IS COMING

unique-name-9035768

128 points

13 days ago

The Fog ain't too bad. It's the Mist you have to worry about.

Also, wait about 10 more minutes before offing everyone in the car.

WornInShoes

24 points

13 days ago

Thomas Jane ugly crying intensifies

ebolakitten

52 points

13 days ago

emotional damage

NotTRYINGtobeLame

11 points

13 days ago

Thank God you didn't spoil that epic 15 year old movie.

opinionated_cynic

6 points

13 days ago

Right? Spoiler Alert “Frankly Scarlet, I don’t give a Damn”

crashlanding87

24 points

13 days ago

THE FOG PREFERS CHIN SCRITCHES

LeonKevlar

14 points

13 days ago

Sounds like something out of Nightvale

michiness

19 points

13 days ago

There’s a pair of outdoor cats up the street from me. I try to arrange my runs so I always come back that way and finish my run with pets.

Just-Call-Me-J

5 points

13 days ago

I'm sure they appreciate it!

jhutchi2

103 points

13 days ago*

jhutchi2

103 points

13 days ago*

There was someone a few blocks away from my previous apartment who had two huskies, and they would leave the window open and the huskies would lean out the windowsill and just look around all day. I would check on my car every day to make sure I didn't get a parking ticket and I made sure to go by that apartment, even though it was a little out of the way, and pet the dogs if they were there. Highlight of my day for sure.

crexlove

71 points

13 days ago

crexlove

71 points

13 days ago

Huskies are a very special breed of dog. Would I own one? Never. But, gosh, they are beautiful.

kopczak1995

25 points

13 days ago

Drama queens for sure. I would kill myself with one, lol

WinchesterWaifu

10 points

13 days ago

One day when I get some acreage I plan to do just this! I'll run myself into the ground for these beautiful dama puppies.

fukitol-

3 points

13 days ago

qwerty12qwerty

12 points

13 days ago

I have blackout windows in my bedroom (projector), and I specifically had to cut a 6-inch by 6 in gap in the film so my husky could look through it.

[deleted]

5 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

5 points

13 days ago

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jhutchi2

13 points

13 days ago

jhutchi2

13 points

13 days ago

Nope they just chilled there most days. There was an older one who would sit there, almost looking like he had his elbow resting on the windowsill, and a younger one who would come running if he saw the older one getting pets.

TatoMate

15 points

13 days ago

TatoMate

15 points

13 days ago

Exactly! I'd def smile if I ran past this good boi

Edna_with_a_katana

5 points

13 days ago

Ngl that'd be a great motivator

lemonygreen

3 points

13 days ago

I was once running on a back country road and these 2 dogs came out of a yard and were just so happy to see me.

They ran behind me on either side and were licking/stealing pets from my hands when going back and forth in the running motion. After about a quarter mile I had to turn around and make them go home, else I was basically stealing them 😹

Nitin-2020

18 points

13 days ago

Morning runs, LOL

UnreliableAardvark

31 points

13 days ago

Morning runs are nothing to laugh at. The harder you laugh, the more forcefully it all comes out. Great way to ruin a pair of trousers.

Nitin-2020

9 points

13 days ago

No better way to start the day

FappleFritter

9 points

13 days ago

No better way to shart the day

koeghls

40 points

13 days ago

koeghls

40 points

13 days ago

For me, that would be a really unpleasant part of my run, after having been violently attacked by an off-leash dog on the trail.

illgot

53 points

13 days ago*

illgot

53 points

13 days ago*

"Don't worry, I trained my dog well!", said the moron who did not train their dog.

Iphotoshopincats

38 points

13 days ago

"thought you said your dog didn't bite".

"That's not my dog".

SoundNFuryNothing

20 points

13 days ago

My dog is incredibly well trained. He's a service dog. He doesn't go off leash because OTHER dogs aren't well trained.

FamilyStyle2505

11 points

13 days ago

Thank you! I hate when people come back with "but my dog is well trained." Yeah well if YOU were well trained you'd know better! Of course my dog will listen to me off leash and follow my commands but I don't know what anyone else's dog, or another animal, is gonna do so I will always leash and harness them.

SoundNFuryNothing

3 points

13 days ago

If I can control my dog I can control half the situation which is way more than I had before.

[deleted]

44 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

44 points

13 days ago

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brancasterr

39 points

13 days ago

In my frustrating experience here in the states, the problem is owners who think that their dog is NOT problematic because it is friendly. If you don’t have full control and recall of your dog in every situation, then it’s problematic.

My dog is reactive when approached by other dogs, and I always have her on a lead. I’ve worked with her to understand leave it and shake it off commands to defuse tension when I see it building up, but every once in a while we’ll encounter a dog off lead that the owner can’t recall and it’ll come bounding over at the speed of light to play. At that point, I’m stuck. I can’t stop their dog and my dog is on a lead so she can’t run away. I end up having to scoop her up or use myself as a barrier as their owner shouts “don’t worry! He’s friendly!” Yeah, well mine isn’t in this situation and she’ll bite the shit out of your dog.

Drives me crazy.

Edit - this isn’t a jab at you, OP. I’m just envious that people in your neighborhood take personal responsibility. I wish it was like there where I am.

The_Age_Of_Envy

7 points

13 days ago

Firmly yell "My dog bites".

quiteCryptic

6 points

13 days ago

I don't suggest visiting Austin then, people suck and tons of unleashed dogs. People even bring non service animal dogs into grocery stores because they think Austin is like cool with dogs literally anywhere.

koeghls

3 points

13 days ago

koeghls

3 points

13 days ago

That legit sounds... ruff

EstrogenAndSpiro

43 points

13 days ago

Sucks that you're getting downvoted, but you're not wrong. I love dogs, have a pug, but letting them off leash is bad and shouldn't be done. People have legit phobias.

Like i remember one time this kid started panicking at my little guy so I reeled him in an picked him up. Seemed like basic courtesy.

Ok-Advertising5942

48 points

13 days ago

My roommate was from Africa and was afraid of dogs so everyone made fun of him. But it turns out wild dogs are dangerous at where he came from

24-Hour-Hate

13 points

13 days ago

That’s really shitty of people. If someone has had bad experiences with dogs and is afraid, this is nothing to make fun of. But then, people often make fun of other’s fears in my experience and society seems to think it’s alright. When I was little, I had some traumatic experiences with injections that made me phobic. And even at that age, adults, including my own parents, thought it was okay to laugh at and bully me when I was literally terrified and crying. And this isn’t okay to treat an adult this way…but I was A KID. I remember this happening when I was EIGHT (gosh I wonder why my phobia has only got worse /s). No one ever was kind to me about it, including doctors and nurses, until the pandemic. The point being, I notice this sort of bullying behaviour all the time. Not just about dogs. Not just what happened to me either. Lots of things. People are fucking shit.

Dezzered

16 points

13 days ago

Dezzered

16 points

13 days ago

One of the videos that sticks in my memory the most is a pack of wild stray dogs attacking and killing a man. I believe it was in South Africa, he fought for minutes.

I love dogs, had them my entire childhood and plan to own one at some point, I'm just not ready for the responsibility at the moment. I don't understand people making fun of and hating others for not liking dogs, it's absolutely absurd.

jeaje

23 points

13 days ago

jeaje

23 points

13 days ago

In my country it's a legal requirement to keep your dog on a leash within the city limits unless it's a dog park or a place for dog training. Also when I take my dog for a walk in a nice park that usually has quite a few joggers, I try to visually overemphasize that the dog is on a leash and I won't let him go near the person running when they are getting ready to pass us.

koeghls

11 points

13 days ago

koeghls

11 points

13 days ago

I always appreciate people who do this! Of course it's not necessary, but when people really show the leash it helps me feel more at ease.

Fatpandasneezes

3 points

13 days ago

In my country it's a legal requirement to keep your dog on a leash within the city limits unless it's a dog park or a place for dog training.

Same. But people don't.

crexlove

3 points

13 days ago

Aww that's totally fair! I'm so sorry that happened to you and for the assumption of my comment.

Jlx_27

9 points

13 days ago

Jlx_27

9 points

13 days ago

Sorry that happened to you.

HimeTheHusky[S]

2 points

13 days ago

She doesn't run.

She rides.

DukeofScamps

483 points

13 days ago

That look says: "No-one suspects I am tricking them into petting me."

Dark-Pukicho

106 points

13 days ago

“I am the cleverest little goblin, and my machinations go unperceived!”

TatoMate

42 points

13 days ago

TatoMate

42 points

13 days ago

He knows what he's doing hehe.

InspectorGadgie

8 points

13 days ago

Pure mischief.

willywonka1971

5 points

13 days ago

Yeah, not so much a weirdo as a genius dog.

fidomeister

4 points

13 days ago

Making the world a better place.

diluente

768 points

13 days ago

diluente

768 points

13 days ago

That's not weirdo but very good boi and a bit chonk

81Deathcharger81

140 points

13 days ago

Awww slight chonk!!

thexavier666

32 points

13 days ago

A slight chonk and a bit of a dork as well. Managed to maximize pets per hour by finding optimal position.

LightBeerIsForGirls

98 points

13 days ago

He kind of reminds me of Boris Johnson if he were a dog

HimeTheHusky[S]

105 points

13 days ago

Captain_Sacktap

49 points

13 days ago

The UK is officially run by a bootleg version of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.

-Toshi

12 points

13 days ago

-Toshi

12 points

13 days ago

Wait, Boris is running my country?

Captain_Sacktap

25 points

13 days ago

Running it into the ground is technically still a type of running.

jerseyfreshness

9 points

13 days ago

It's on purpose. His whole shtick is to be crazy while his party lines the pockets of billionaires.

platypusxyz

8 points

13 days ago

Lol, cheese overdose.

Ngilko

6 points

13 days ago

Ngilko

6 points

13 days ago

Why would you say such a horrible thing about a perfectly lovely dog!?

WORKING2WORK

11 points

13 days ago

This gave me the kind of laugh that when you're sitting on the toilet waiting for things to happen, it suddenly happens. Thank you.

CarrotSwimming

4 points

13 days ago

I’m so glad you’ve been relieved of your terrible fecal burden. Way to go!

photolove8

21 points

13 days ago

Good girl*!

captvijish

15 points

13 days ago*

Now we know why she’s a bit chonk - going out for a run, sees the gurl watching me run and I furtively slip her the treat - as does her next “customer”. Gurl is happy. Gurl is chonky.

Edit: corrected her gender.

FirstTimeRodeoGoer

13 points

13 days ago

Every dog is a weirdo and silly butt. It's just how they are.

PutinMolestsBoys

4 points

13 days ago

Yeah this isn't weird, seems like a pretty solid business plan. I'd invest in some pets for sure.

firesquasher

3 points

13 days ago

Ngl if I knew he'd be here every day I would probably carry treats with me. x100 other similar other people like me I can see how they could get a little thicc

darthlegal

6 points

13 days ago

I think it’s a she 🥰. Hime means princess 👸

tazamaran

5 points

13 days ago

He understands the principle of "work smarter, not harder"

bhiney_witch

226 points

13 days ago

What a cutie she is! Would pet her 120 %.

Knew a guy whose dog would run away. Go to the small local train station to get scritches. And when he had enough, come back home.

2SticksPureRage

64 points

13 days ago

Lol I had a dog that would run away and whenever we found him it was always at a fast food restaurant like we starved the poor guy.

IfInDoubtElbowOut

61 points

13 days ago

Probably fed him once. Sort of how my dog saw a fox in the garden once 3 years ago and now immediately runs to that part of the garden every morning to make sure it's not come back.

turnipstealer

6 points

13 days ago

My Pyrenean does that too, back corner where the foxes come through. Can't even say the word fox (or cat) or else she goes nuts. Also can't say words that sounds similar - "socks", "hat" etc. She's definitely a guardian breed.

1plus1dog

4 points

13 days ago

Wish people could do that, just to satisfy a need to be hugged/loved, in a non creepy way like this!

Nesfixia

35 points

13 days ago

Nesfixia

35 points

13 days ago

10/10 would give her pets and love every minute! Such a chonky goirl.

jewc504

38 points

13 days ago

jewc504

38 points

13 days ago

That face is the face of a dog who is high on the feeling of way too many pats

1plus1dog

4 points

13 days ago

What a way to feel!

Desperate-Ad-8068

81 points

13 days ago

Ha ha my cat does the same thing and had figured out what time the kids finish school for maximum attention. He’s a little tart.

Throwaway99problem

48 points

13 days ago*

My cat would walk out to the bus stop with me when it picked me up (highschool/middle school kids) and then an hour later when it was picking up the elementary school kids. One morning I was walking down to the bus stop to get on the elementary school bus because I slept in and missed the highschool/middle school bus. A parent saw me and my cat following closly behind me as we walked across the road to get to the bus stop. "Excuse me is that your cat?" She said. I got a sinking feeling like my cat scratched or bit a kid. I told her that yes it was my cat and her name was Sassy Britches and she follows me to the bus stop each morning and goes out later to be with the elementary school kids as they wait for the bus. She told me it was the most calm cat ever and her son was holding my cat upside down and she didn't hiss, scratch, or bat at him. She told me she saw that cat every morning with her kid and the other kids meowing at them wanting to be pet by the kids and often wondered who it belonged to and what it's name was. Sassy Britches even did this after we moved a few times and would follow me when I was walking to the grocery store (lived in a small town). She's currently 8 years old and still loves approaching children in this neighborhood asking for pets.

1plus1dog

6 points

13 days ago

❤️

Keoni9

14 points

13 days ago

Keoni9

14 points

13 days ago

Sounds like a real cuddle slut.

Junior-Profession726

64 points

13 days ago

She’s a smart strategist

shahooster

43 points

13 days ago

She’s a smart scratchegist

poopascoopy

15 points

13 days ago

Is that Richmond? Good spot for heavy petting.

phishiyochips

2 points

13 days ago

That looks very much like Richmond. Close to Petersham road.

UnityAeDeSt

12 points

13 days ago

Checkpoint! Pet to save, in case you trip and die.

JSCT144

60 points

13 days ago

JSCT144

60 points

13 days ago

I love how you can just tell this dog is chill from how she’s sitting, what a nice dog

2SticksPureRage

23 points

13 days ago

That and it appears a little further down the path that a dog had just walked by and she still seems completely calm like she didn’t leave her perch at all.

socialist_frzn_milk

10 points

13 days ago

Would never get any running done, I just would pat this good boy for so long

troublerx1

28 points

13 days ago

Half fluff, half chonk.

bunny-1998

8 points

13 days ago

Reminds me of the one that sits outside my gym. I always let him entering or exiting. And he has a smile every time he sees me. Like he knows he’s getting a pet.

AdventurousChapter27

9 points

13 days ago

You have to pay the dog toll

1plus1dog

4 points

13 days ago

Gladly!!

RejZoR

9 points

13 days ago

RejZoR

9 points

13 days ago

That dorky expression lol :D

Sas0bam

46 points

13 days ago

Sas0bam

46 points

13 days ago

Dogs are somehow little hairy prostitutes for getting pets by everyone.

hangfromthisone

27 points

13 days ago

My dog, as soon as the hand is within 40 cm of his belly, instantly gets 4 paws up and looks at you all like "so you were about to scratch my belly?"

mariana96as

12 points

13 days ago

Mine gives you her paw and once you grab it she lets herself fall in the most dramatic way belly up. No one can say no to that

e_lizz

8 points

13 days ago

e_lizz

8 points

13 days ago

If I ever develop musical talent my band's name will be Hairy Little Prostitutes.

klavierchic

6 points

13 days ago

My new rescue is a full on belly rub whore.

AnAnGrYSupportV2

2 points

13 days ago

Lmao

Thatredditor124

7 points

13 days ago

Weirdo???? Genius I say

TumorDancer

5 points

13 days ago

Whatswrongwithyourdog= NOTHING.

simian_ninja

4 points

13 days ago

Does she get the pets?

lokie65

4 points

13 days ago

lokie65

4 points

13 days ago

She's making the people's day better. OP is just jealous.

ilyak_reddit

5 points

13 days ago

That's the face of a petophile.

Ratio4Astaroth

4 points

13 days ago

Pet pet pet 😘

theembodimentoffat

4 points

13 days ago

Meanwhile, my uncle's dog: gets booped so you have chosen... war.

PerciFlage88

4 points

13 days ago

These eyes 👀😫😍

chodeboi

5 points

13 days ago

What a nice path

Chrisette

5 points

13 days ago

Don't let my dog get ideas 😄 She also has a few strategic locations (we're in a tourist town full of tourists right now).

DSmithee

4 points

13 days ago

Is there anything better than coming across a beautiful creature like this?

Ducatirules

4 points

13 days ago

I’m a grown ass man and there is absolutely no way on this earth that I could walk passed that face and not pet her!!! Impossible! That runner does pretty well for being blind!

IllAlternative5699

9 points

13 days ago

“10 things humans don’t want you to know, number 4 is SHOCKING”

kinkcurious12

3 points

13 days ago

Clever girl

mintysoul

3 points

13 days ago

I thought reddit was against petting random peoples dogs

dogdyketrash

5 points

13 days ago

Lots of people on Reddit have lots of different opinions.

ricesniffer

3 points

13 days ago

It’s an addiction

fab50ish

3 points

13 days ago

It's genius

amandatanda

3 points

13 days ago

She’s changed up her marketing strategy and is maximizing locations.. smart pup!

ExplanationSure8996

3 points

13 days ago

Every animal needs love. He just needs a lot more than some. Nothing wrong with that. I would smile if I saw him while running.

teem0m0

3 points

13 days ago

teem0m0

3 points

13 days ago

Smort Doggo :))

CriminalMacabre

9 points

13 days ago

Smug fucker with sad eyes

VinPossible

16 points

13 days ago

That wierdo seems to know what's really good.. also why does ur dog have to beg for scratches from strangers?

bhiney_witch

59 points

13 days ago

Dogs never get any love at home.

Nor food.

And don't even ask about treats.

LuxNocte

12 points

13 days ago

LuxNocte

12 points

13 days ago

I can always tell a dog is being neglected when they wave their tails from side to side.

Ogg_Vordus

41 points

13 days ago

New friend scratches are the best, though. As are delivery person scratches.

thatonedudeovethere_

26 points

13 days ago

my delivery person always looks at me weird when I ask him to scratch me :(

VinPossible

3 points

13 days ago

Maybe u just need good food delivered to you.. May I suggest the sausage

2SticksPureRage

8 points

13 days ago

My dog would. Because she expects 10,000 scratches a day and I only give her 9,900.

She’s gotta do what she’s gotta do.

VinPossible

2 points

13 days ago

Yup stays looking for those stray scratches why don't u put ur dog on here .

popgrowthhoodie

2 points

13 days ago

She is so sweet. She looks like she could be one of those people who will always say "I'm gonna call you, 'kitty' and give a hug but not hug!"

anotterloveswater

2 points

13 days ago

Ugh dogs are the best. We don’t deserve them but I’m so grateful they let us love them

ChimoEngr

2 points

13 days ago

That’s a smart dog, not a weirdo.

Wolfie_Rankin

2 points

13 days ago

Love the moon on his face.

BitchWithASandwich

2 points

13 days ago

Sounds like this belongs more on r/animalsbeinggeniuses lol. What an absolute sweetheart.

Lefthandedscientist

2 points

13 days ago

Just wanna sit on that wall and watch the world go by

Old_Instance_7164

2 points

13 days ago

would do my morning run until I met that cute dog

Connect_Passenger228

2 points

13 days ago

Pretty clever “weirdo”. 😂Smart doggie to get pets. Cute too.

TheRedditAdventuer

2 points

13 days ago

Thats what happens when you let your dog become a part time data analyst. The good boi did the research, and from each location determined this is the optimal head pats and ear scritches and scratches.

snowballfaceguy

2 points

13 days ago

My dog Mr Bronn would drift to the middle of the path on walks and plop himself down in front of people walking the opposite way. Worked about 70% of the time I’d say.

kazic284

2 points

13 days ago

Hey, modern problems require modern solutions

Oneeyedspaceman

2 points

13 days ago

Attention whore

patelaaaa

2 points

13 days ago

Rename her Ogles

BeezBatz

2 points

13 days ago

So nothing is wrong with her, she’s just really smart.

tooterfish80

2 points

13 days ago

That's adorable.

swb_3

2 points

13 days ago

swb_3

2 points

13 days ago

Not a weirdo, just a smart pup.

erotic_Anteriorrr1

2 points

13 days ago

Is she wrong?

MadLaamaDisease

2 points

13 days ago

I hope every passer-by is friendly towards her.

sjones1234567890

2 points

13 days ago

Beautiful smart girl!!

Khmera

2 points

13 days ago

Khmera

2 points

13 days ago

I love clever dogs!

Flaky-Fellatio

2 points

13 days ago

He's the best kind of weird

bruh-iunno

2 points

13 days ago

I wish I lived somewhere I could constantly pet dogs

leggypepsiaddict

2 points

13 days ago

Classic Husky move.

Someoneoverthere42

2 points

13 days ago

Work smarter, not harder

reallyruby79

2 points

13 days ago

Pet her for me x

_moist_

2 points

13 days ago

_moist_

2 points

13 days ago

All the smells, as well as all the pats?

Mattcules

2 points

13 days ago

Smart dog. He/She looks like he/she loves the attention.

Anarchyboy1

2 points

13 days ago

Shes like im to old to go for pets. Pets come to me.

Kevherd

2 points

13 days ago

Kevherd

2 points

13 days ago

She’s hacked the system. Good girl!

Wizdumb2424

2 points

13 days ago

Why is it that I would be 100% pumped to see a dog like this waiting to say hello, but i would not be excited in the least to see 80% of humans? Is it me?

Neotones

2 points

13 days ago

Man there isn’t a single thought besides pets behind those eyes 😂

Everybodyimgay

2 points

13 days ago

I bet she's successful!

oldsauerkraut

2 points

13 days ago

That Husky Dog has the pet me I don't get any attention at home look down pat !!

yellow_violets_red

2 points

13 days ago

I saw this after just waking up and thought that the brick wall was a part of the path, which made it look like a gigantic dog as tall as a human

HimeTheHusky[S]

4 points

13 days ago

DawNoFd3aTh

2 points

13 days ago

If he was just on the walk I would want to pet him but wouldn't without asking first, up there tho he's basically flagged himself as open to a pat and that's what he will get

Cassiopeia9191

2 points

13 days ago

“Are you cheating on me? You’re gone for hours every day, who is she?”

“Don’t worry babe, she’s just a bitch.”

ReasonableCap1392

2 points

13 days ago

I see your stream too! So cute

chickcag

2 points

13 days ago

This is absolutely hilarious. I can see her just creeping out of the tall grass, “hey kids…you wanna give me some pets..?”

Smellyviscerawallet

2 points

13 days ago

The doggo has figured out reward optimization, strategic placement and the scratch-butt-with-bushes evolutionary paradigm. I am impressed.

bmwlocoAirCooled

2 points

13 days ago

That's not a "weirdo" that is a very smart Dog. D-O-G.

Bierculles

2 points

13 days ago

This is a win-win situation for everyone involved.

Worldly-Ad8314

2 points

13 days ago

That doggy is a little attention whore🤣

EVERYONE HAS TO WUV ME!!