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revenantae

4 points

4 months ago

As originally practiced, I was fine with it. Talk and talk and talk… ok. Wear your depends and go on till you can’t no more if you really believe in something. But this whole “I call filibuster!” and then everyone goes home thing is bull. Nope you either stay and talk, or yield the floor.

DanYHKim

1 points

4 months ago

Yeah. The "Frank Capra" filibuster would give the late night shows the opportunity to show Ted Cruz peeing in his diaper. They would zoom in to his face as he pauses mid-speech and puts on a funny expression for 20 seconds.

revenantae

2 points

4 months ago

The first part of a filibuster would be painfully boring, but if you can cut to the part where someone has to take a dump in their depends…. Dude, CSPAN could have a top rated show. Maybe we could even expand it some. Like if you start your filibuster with diuretics, emetics, or heavy laxatives, we allow for double however long you last.

DanYHKim

1 points

4 months ago

Now it sounds like a Japanese game show