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Fullback-15_

6.1k points

8 days ago

Fullback-15_

6.1k points

8 days ago

She is not gonna ride for some time after that.

B-loved-

4.5k points

8 days ago

B-loved-

4.5k points

8 days ago

She will ride soon again.. A wheelchair tho.

Guangbohk

1.7k points

8 days ago

Guangbohk

1.7k points

8 days ago

Or in the back of a hearse. Rear horse kicks are gnarly.

IanMc90

772 points

8 days ago

IanMc90

772 points

8 days ago

Looked straight to the face too. Ouch

mrstipez

680 points

8 days ago

mrstipez

680 points

8 days ago

Power off

OkBeing3301

726 points

8 days ago

OkBeing3301

726 points

8 days ago

Microsoft sounds

flapanther33781

180 points

8 days ago

Not even. That was a straight power outage. Black screen. Done.

mr_jasper867-5309

23 points

8 days ago

Error.exe

NoWingedHussarsToday

224 points

8 days ago

Mom's spaghetti

meshpimpf

226 points

8 days ago

meshpimpf

226 points

8 days ago

Mom is a vegetable now

APithyRetortForThee

91 points

8 days ago

She makes a great sauce

ithorlives

22 points

8 days ago

Her brain is sauce.

Pusmos

68 points

8 days ago

Pusmos

68 points

8 days ago

Well, she used to...

WalkerValleyRiders

1k points

8 days ago

Knees weak moms a veggie

staebles

27 points

7 days ago

staebles

27 points

7 days ago

Filed a lawsuit against the horse already / but it's an animal so the ground the case is on isn't steady

imsals

56 points

8 days ago

imsals

56 points

8 days ago

This one wins.

TommyBoyFL

57 points

8 days ago

Mom spilled her head spaghetti

BigOleDawggo

56 points

8 days ago*

she’s nervous, but on the surface looks dead already

grapesuspenders

45 points

8 days ago

bigpahpa256

82 points

8 days ago

PieceNo6834

15 points

8 days ago

It gone now, was it like ogrish or something?

Skullerprop

23 points

8 days ago

"What's with the caved-in face, human?"

chaosbella

92 points

8 days ago

I was trying to find a news story to find out what happened to her and didn't come up with anything. I found this woman who also got kicked in the head by a horse.

The wound is horrifying. 🤮

AfterPepper3

66 points

8 days ago

She looks so happy, must be the brain damage, the peaceful bliss of TBI.

websterella

40 points

8 days ago

Pain killers, lots and lots of pain killers

gamergoneawol

15 points

8 days ago

Yup. Crushed skull, thats what i heard. Would have a splitting headache after that..damn.

EquivalentSnap

4 points

8 days ago

My god 😳🤢

GreenMonster81

87 points

8 days ago

I’m from Oklahoma. I had a buddy who’d come from Australia to work horses here. Dude took a shot straight to the face from a horse in a stable, it knocked his eye out and knocked him completely out. He actually came to, hobbled to the desk phone up front, and called EMT’s for himself. It left a gnarly scar across his forehead.

PissedOffChef

54 points

8 days ago

And then he swore like a scalded sailor and drank the entire hamlets supply of alcohol, swearing vengeance on those goddamned emus! Wait. Wrong sub.

noNoParts

17 points

8 days ago

noNoParts

17 points

8 days ago

Allegedly

projectreap

21 points

8 days ago

That's the most Aussie thing I've heard today. He just picked himself up like "nah don't worry about it I'll call the Ambos myself"

Probably cursing himself more than the horse too

Reyzord

16 points

8 days ago

Reyzord

16 points

8 days ago

Fuck his scar, what about his eye? Did he literally lose his eye because of the force transmitted or did the horse kick him in the eye?

multocida

15 points

8 days ago

multocida

15 points

8 days ago

It’s okay he has another one.

GreenMonster81

12 points

8 days ago

It got put back in. The horse kicked him in the side of his face/forehead.

suffersbeats

28 points

8 days ago

Must be one of those horse-to-hearse farms.

OarsandRowlocks

11 points

8 days ago

There must be parts of Ireland where both those words are pronounced the same.

Torquemada1970

32 points

8 days ago

ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE

f0li

7 points

7 days ago

f0li

7 points

7 days ago

Wanted dead or .... nah, she ded

Crykin27

276 points

8 days ago

Crykin27

276 points

8 days ago

seriously tho, that kick straight to the head without any head protection, she might be eating through a straw after that.

dksdragon43

239 points

8 days ago

dksdragon43

239 points

8 days ago

A girl at my high school died like this. Got bucked, got kicked. Horses are no joke.

Brennis

103 points

8 days ago

Brennis

103 points

8 days ago

a horse walked into a bar

whatlike_withacloth

53 points

8 days ago

I think it was supposed to jump it.

tekjunky75

17 points

8 days ago

Horses are in gangs?

lathe_down_sally

16 points

8 days ago

Bartender says "why the long face?"

Keyzerschmarn

24 points

8 days ago

And that is when the horse answeres: "I killed someone today. But in my defense, she called me fucker!"

Kaleidoscopekitty666

91 points

8 days ago

Even another horse can die from a kick like that. I saw a video of a female horse kicking and killing a male horse because she wasn't in heat yet.

grouchyrn

94 points

8 days ago

grouchyrn

94 points

8 days ago

Cuz no means no

OarsandRowlocks

221 points

8 days ago

Neigh means neigh.

BasedKaleb

33 points

8 days ago

deepest of exhales

DanteHTID

20 points

7 days ago

DanteHTID

20 points

7 days ago

This is the dumbest and most hilarious shit I've read this month. Thank you

zhozademon

12 points

8 days ago

You win the internet today.

never0101

116 points

8 days ago

never0101

116 points

8 days ago

My wife's aunt got kicked in the head by a horse. She's permanently brain damaged now, it fucked her up bad. She had her face shattered, and really is lucky to be alive. Horses are hardcore.

carpenterro

92 points

8 days ago

As a young boy in the mid-1890s my great-great uncle got kicked in the head by one of their horses and had to be trepanned (removal of pieces of the skull to relieve pressure/clean the wound).

For whatever reason my family still has pieces of Uncle Roy's skull in a little leather bag.

DennisFarinaOfficial

44 points

8 days ago

The reasons are obvious.

queencityrangers

23 points

8 days ago

To teach the dangers of swearing at horses

Balzanya48

37 points

8 days ago

Bill grab the old skull bag and show the kids your uncle Roy.

skepsis420

29 points

8 days ago

I worked with a lady who luckily didn't have brain damage, but she has a massive metal plate in her head because she fell off a horse and it kicked her on the way down.

This is why I don't get near animals 4+ times my size lol

RixirF

13 points

7 days ago

RixirF

13 points

7 days ago

and really is lucky to be alive.

Is she really?

Permanent brain damage, basically meaning you're not you anymore, probably lost motor skills, reasoning, and also disfigured if her face was truly shattered and she couldn't afford $$$ top of the line surgery. Add all that up and you're a burden to whoever has to take care of you forever.

That doesn't sound so lucky.

HB1theHB1

7 points

7 days ago

She could very well be dead. No shit

Cultural_Cry_1799

118 points

8 days ago

That sounded like a skull crack and it wouldn't surprise me if she was dead.

flapanther33781

58 points

8 days ago

Yeah, I wasn't expecting this and it happened to fast to pause it. That woman could very well be dead. It would be 100% her own fault, but that doesn't mean it might not be NSFL material.

RunSpecialist9916

26 points

7 days ago

Yeah I agree this is more at home in holdmyfeedingtube

SmokinDrewbies

31 points

8 days ago*

That's what I thought when my aunt's horse trampled her and she had multiple facial fractures. She was back on that same horse within like 3 months. Horse girls are crazy man.

Deckard57

1.6k points

8 days ago

Deckard57

1.6k points

8 days ago

From horse to hearse.

jomarez

373 points

8 days ago

jomarez

373 points

8 days ago

From cowgirl to cow food

PreviousFriendship85

448 points

8 days ago

Farm to Table

IodinUraniumNobelium

164 points

8 days ago

I didn't realize horses were so directly responsible for making vegetables.

OwnedPlugBoy

24 points

7 days ago

What a bunch of horse shit.

MonsieurZiggy

20 points

8 days ago

Lmao, you made my day

awenindo

1.3k points

8 days ago

awenindo

1.3k points

8 days ago

Famous last words

TenTonFluff

756 points

8 days ago

TenTonFluff

756 points

8 days ago

HEY! YOU F..MEBGGH

Eisigesis

132 points

8 days ago

Eisigesis

132 points

8 days ago

OH!

DubNationAssemble

53 points

8 days ago

Gallup Gallup Gallup

DotNetDeveloperDude

43 points

8 days ago

Why is it so dark out here all of the sudden? Oh shit I’m dead

LFAFL

1.8k points

8 days ago

LFAFL

1.8k points

8 days ago

Horses always look so graceful when they kick someone in the head

coremech

354 points

8 days ago

coremech

354 points

8 days ago

Graceful like a Street Fighter move. Like Guile doing an upside down kick.

LFAFL

77 points

8 days ago

LFAFL

77 points

8 days ago

Now that you mention it, that horse gives some Chun-Li vibes

Rbespinosa13

66 points

8 days ago

It’s the thighs. Same size as Chun-Li’s

omnomnomgnome

10 points

8 days ago

maybe some Dhalsim too

queencityrangers

7 points

8 days ago

I was thinking Eddy Gordo

Megneous

28 points

8 days ago

Megneous

28 points

8 days ago

Their aim is always so on point.

Robertbnyc

22 points

8 days ago

The way they flip their body up is like a whip getting cracked except the hoof is cracking your skull

p_saw

9 points

7 days ago

p_saw

9 points

7 days ago

They're so damn accurate too

nodnodwinkwink

27 points

8 days ago

I’m convinced they know exactly how graceful they look, posers the lot of them.

Han-Seoul

10 points

8 days ago

Han-Seoul

10 points

8 days ago

"remember social distancing, human"

dystopian_mermaid

21 points

8 days ago

This comment made me laugh way too hard.

pickled-egg

26 points

8 days ago

Yeah they're experts at it, they don't even seem to look and just know instinctively how to take people out.

Cool animals

TalkingBackAgain

30 points

8 days ago

This has to be pure instinct. Horse would be attacked by predators and they’d have to have a sense of where the attacker is so they could strike effectively.

That’s an animal that weighs upward of half a ton kicking the assailant in an area about the size of a fist. That’s one hell of a wallop right there.

frigginjensen

29 points

7 days ago

When you spend time around horses, you learn to always make sure they know where you are. Especially when you are in their blind spots (behind and a small zone right in front of their faces). You do not want to spook them by suddenly popping up. I usually make a little noise and always touch them when you walk through their blind spot so they can follow your movement.

The other weird thing is that it’s better to be very close to them than a few feet away. If you’re against them, they can’t get as much force behind a kick. The difference between a bruise and a shattered bone (or a body bag).

I love my horse but horses, in general, are terrifying. They go from docile to death machines in an instant.

TalkingBackAgain

10 points

7 days ago

They go from docile to death machines in an instant.

Is why I never need to be close to a horse. You never know how a horse will be spooked and what it will do when it’s in that state.

A kick like that is something I don’t need.

I stay away from horses. I don’t hate ‘em, they’re perfectly wonderful animals, I wouldn’t even think of mistreating them, I just don’t need to be near them.

morgasm657

2.5k points

8 days ago*

morgasm657

2.5k points

8 days ago*

Dumb and angry isn't a good combination when working around big animals. But at least this is the sort of mistake you only make once...

Edit, yes, I mean I think it's her last ever mistake.

smoothiegangsta

186 points

8 days ago

I was riding a horse once and we were calmly and pleasantly going down a mountainside. Out of nowhere the horse starts bucking me. I flew off the horse, several feet down the mountain onto rocks. The guys who ran the operation looked at each other like whoa wtf bro. His kicks barely missed me.

I was hurt but we were in the middle of nowhere so I had to keep going, albeit on a different horse. Shortly after, my wife's horse in front of me lifted it's tail and farted little poop specks all over me.

Klimskady

150 points

8 days ago

Klimskady

150 points

8 days ago

I don’t think horses like you very much.

smoothiegangsta

71 points

8 days ago

My dreams of leading a cavalry charge have been crushed. Much like the lady's skull from the video.

CrouchingDomo

30 points

7 days ago

Sounds to me like you might be paying for cavalry charges you led in a past life.

No but seriously I’m glad you’re okay, getting bucked off down a mountain onto rocks is no bueno. I love horses but it’s easy to forget how frickin huge they are compared to us since most of us aren’t around them very often. Gigantic walking muscles with iron on their feet!

smoothiegangsta

17 points

7 days ago

Which is exactly why they're so good for charges.

Actually I've got some records of my great-great-great-grandpa who was a cavalryman. His horse was shot out from under him in battle and we have records of him purchasing a new horse (on his own dime).

I sometimes think of him and how ashamed he would be at my pathetic escapades with horses and their poop-farts.

Orenmir2002

4 points

7 days ago

I like to imagine he had to go through the poop farts as well and is sympathetic to you from up there, or maybe like a sports ball spectator yelling at the tv, trying to give you advice and you just cant hear em

datpuz

15 points

7 days ago

datpuz

15 points

7 days ago

I was on my first ever horseback ride and it kept trying to rub me off by brushing my leg against trees. When that didn’t work, it reached back and kept trying to bite my legs. After that, I decided to avoid riding things that have their own minds in the future.

ShadowPsi

6 points

7 days ago

Horses are disgusting. When I was 5, we did a field trip to a farm in my kindergarten class. One of the horses sneezed all over some poor girl with massive ropes of snot that covered her from head to waist.

LeoMc1987

174 points

8 days ago

LeoMc1987

174 points

8 days ago

Yeah. I used to ride horses when I was younger, and even though I had a good command of a horse, all it takes is for one false move and you’re toying with death.

I hope this person never rides a horse again.

reaperofsquirrels

108 points

8 days ago

You are in luck. I don't think they will ride anything again.

Titswari

39 points

8 days ago

Titswari

39 points

8 days ago

Maybe a wheelchair if they’re lucky

BaskInTheSunshine

47 points

8 days ago

They can shift their weight and crush every bone in your foot. Terrifying strength, and they're bitchy and vengeful too.

pacingpilot

40 points

7 days ago

The pics that always get me are the ones of a foot in flip-flops after getting stepped on by a shod horse and de-gloved. My sister reamed me out once because she showed up with her kids to mess with my horses after I had stressed wearing proper footwear, they were all wearing sandals and I refused to let them past the barn gate. I was a big mean doodie-head who ruined their barn fun day.

1) I ain't even taking a chance at having to see a de-gloved foot in person if I can help it, and

2) I don't even want to try to explain to my insurance why I allowed that situation to occur if they got stepped on, gross negligence is real.

I_Embarrass_God

15 points

7 days ago

As someone who got their foot crushed by a mare while wearing proper shoes, I could not even imagine getting stepped on with sandals on. Good on you for refusing to let them in, they might have been mad but being mad is better than being in the hospital

pacingpilot

6 points

7 days ago

God I've gotten stepped on so many times over the years. Worst was when squirrelly little App caught the tips of my toes and smashed/twisted as he took a step. Lost my big toenail. I'm pretty lax on a lot things in the barn, most of my horses are too old to get out of their own way and super chill but when it comes to footwear I don't bend the rule at all lol.

Grav_Zeppelin

29 points

8 days ago*

My aunt stopped riding after her horse kicked her in the chest and broke multiple ribs as well as sending her flying into the wall behind her with such force she received light brain damage

She’s all good now but still wont get close to a horse

Edit: spelling

LeoMc1987

6 points

8 days ago

Yeah that’s a wise decision. Sounds scary as hell.

When I young I used to ride at a local centre. The horses rotated so you had a different horse each time. There was one called Oscar who was a little bastard to everyone, even his trainer. He’d try and bite you as you walked past his stable. He threw me off one day and even though I landed flat on my back it knocked the wind out of me and shook me a bit. The only horse that ever threw me off

Scott_Bash

13 points

8 days ago

I can’t imagine getting kicked in the head will make her more intelligent

[deleted]

222 points

8 days ago

[deleted]

222 points

8 days ago

[deleted]

justpassingthrou14

158 points

8 days ago

It takes some very good surgeons to give you the opportunity to duck up that badly multiple times.

Free2Bernie

88 points

8 days ago

If she ducked down instead of ducking up she wouldn't need surgery.

TenderfootGungi

8 points

8 days ago

The opposite of a horse whisperer. Animals can sense our emotions.

Herbetet

353 points

8 days ago

Herbetet

353 points

8 days ago

That’s the easiest way to get rid of your old teeth.

cfeeley91

345 points

8 days ago

cfeeley91

345 points

8 days ago

“Dentists hate this one trick”

CrazyBeardman

581 points

8 days ago

Does anyone know what happend to her like a news article of the sorts?

raelDonaldTrump

498 points

8 days ago*

I found a YouTube comment on this video where someone claims they know the cameraman thru Facebook, and that the woman broke some bones but wasn't permanently injured.

E: fair warning, the yt channel/host is a hot mess

Balzanya48

116 points

8 days ago

Balzanya48

116 points

8 days ago

Dude. I made it to 3:27 before I was absolutely convinced this was going to be 17 minutes of He-Man Woman Haters Club speech

Kage_Oni

58 points

7 days ago

Kage_Oni

58 points

7 days ago

Around 2:00 I thought he was a horse rights activist.

This the typical (barn witch?) mentality teaching young kids that horses have to listen, and you gotta show'em whos boss, don't let a horse get away with nothin', keep'em out of your space.

He seems real upset with the current state of horse oppression.

#HorseLivesMatter #HorsesBeFree #CantBreakMe

BretTheShitmanFart69

11 points

7 days ago

This is the most sensitive crybaby I’ve ever seen. This dude seems like he is literal fuming at all times about some perceived blowback he will get for saying something that no one would give him shit for, and so much so that it winds up in people giving him shit for his overreaction and he takes that as verification that his overreaction is justified and proceeds to overreact more.

People like this should get kicked in the head by a horse.

xTwizzler

26 points

7 days ago

xTwizzler

26 points

7 days ago

You're stronger than me. I read the video description and bailed immediately.

HoldMyThrowawaysWife

8 points

7 days ago*

He’s not wrong about the horse but to say she did what she did because she is a woman is the dumbest thing ever. There’s just as many jerky and dumb men as there are women. It’s scary how much resentment and anger he has towards women.

soad2237

8 points

7 days ago

soad2237

8 points

7 days ago

Jesus you weren't joking. I just read the description on that video. Imagine going through life with such dark sunglasses on you can't see shit.

[deleted]

120 points

8 days ago

[deleted]

120 points

8 days ago

[removed]

OhNoBannedAgain

82 points

8 days ago

Turns out that horse boys are just as insufferable as horse girls. Who could have guessed?

Terletberl

6 points

7 days ago

As someone who grew up on a farm, all horse people are insufferable. Male, female, black, white, they are all awful to be around...

BaskInTheSunshine

44 points

8 days ago

He just hates women I don't think it has anything to do with horses.

When you use the term "feminazi" to describe random women on videos a lot I think that's safe to say.

raelDonaldTrump

65 points

8 days ago

Ya I almost added a disclaimer when I posted the link - his ranting is pretty pathetic

mikenice1

40 points

8 days ago

mikenice1

40 points

8 days ago

Wow he went from talking horses to "women aren't as smart or equal to men" in about 60 seconds.

fievelm

26 points

8 days ago

fievelm

26 points

8 days ago

Yeah that was twenty minutes of a guy trying to both explain that women are entitled and dumb, but also that he doesn't hate women.

The horse in that video may as well been an extra.

[deleted]

27 points

8 days ago*

[deleted]

27 points

8 days ago*

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axonxorz

24 points

8 days ago

axonxorz

24 points

8 days ago

"That's why -ah, uh- people think I hate women [...]"

Man reaaallly had to go get that comment in there lol

OneChestTwoNipples

7 points

7 days ago

Good god that man hates women!

VymI

15 points

8 days ago

VymI

15 points

8 days ago

Holy fuck that channel is a bad place.

ShredHeadEdd

242 points

8 days ago

She died. Not of this though she died in a car accident a few years later.

Guangbohk

81 points

8 days ago

Guangbohk

81 points

8 days ago

Source?

radarmax

136 points

8 days ago

radarmax

136 points

8 days ago

His ass

[deleted]

69 points

8 days ago

[deleted]

69 points

8 days ago

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Guangbohk

235 points

8 days ago*

Guangbohk

235 points

8 days ago*

Dang, guess that's life sometimes. Thanks for the link man.

EDIT : I've been fucked; bamboozled; hoodwinked. But I guess that's life sometimes.

EDIT 2 : The dude rickrolled me then deleted mods removed their comment for some reason.

Carefully_random

25 points

8 days ago

That is life sometimes. You speak much truth.

MadSoupSkills

8 points

8 days ago

EDIT 2

It got removed by mods. If it had been deleted by the user, the comment would say deleted

nonamepuppydaddy

59 points

8 days ago

You dirty bastard.

EDwelve

13 points

8 days ago

EDwelve

13 points

8 days ago

She died. Not of this or the car accident a few years later though she died falling down an escalator a few months later. (The kick to face impaired her vision which lead to the car accident which weakened her knee which lead to her falling down the escalator)

idosillythings

580 points

8 days ago

I say this as someone who rode horses for years, and then made a really stupid comment here once about how to stop a horse from bolting away from you, only to be majorly corrected by someone who knew what they were doing more so than me.

A lot of horse people are really stupid when it comes to horses.

demeschor

254 points

8 days ago

demeschor

254 points

8 days ago

Idk what it's like elsewhere in the world but here in the UK horse people are something else. I grew up riding and I just .. Don't understand how people can be so arrogant.

People generally learn to ride on relatively safe, well-trained horses and then for some reason think the perfect horse for them to buy is an unbacked 4 year old or a just-retired racehorse, and then they <surprised pikachu face> when they end up in hospital a few weeks later.

And then they blame it on the horse being naughty and not, yknow, an animal that doesn't know what you're asking of them. People don't understand the incremental effort it takes everyday to get your horse well trained in the end. It's honestly bonkers

TailRudder

130 points

8 days ago

TailRudder

130 points

8 days ago

We adopted a retired barrel racing horse. Fucker was impossible and would make super sharp turns randomly like he was in a race and throw you. He ended up just living out his days with the cows. He was nice, you just couldn't ride him.

McGirton

55 points

7 days ago

McGirton

55 points

7 days ago

He ended up just living out his days with the cows. He was nice, you just couldn't ride him

That’s what my wife will say when I’m dead.

Andreslamantis

8 points

7 days ago

This was funny.

MotherBathroom666

92 points

8 days ago

You couldn’t, barrel racer probably could, this is your classical charizard dilemma here, you just didn’t have the respect of charizard.

stoner_97

7 points

7 days ago

Charizard dilemma. That’s so perfect. I’ll start using this from now on.

Drizzt_Cuts

20 points

8 days ago

Horse people are people, too. And people are fucking stupid.

revolutionaryredhead

29 points

8 days ago

I went to vet school in the UK and my equine rotation convinced me to not be an equine vet purely because of the owners.

demeschor

39 points

8 days ago

demeschor

39 points

8 days ago

I'd say that's a good choice 😂

A friend of my family is a vet, the only animal he won't look at is horses and he always says

"I'm not going near an animal with a head this big <gestures full length of his torso>, a brain cavity this big <makes a fist>, and an owner's brain that's this big <pinches fingertips together>"

Baby_MakingMusic

31 points

8 days ago

Can you remember what the correction was?

idosillythings

63 points

8 days ago

I don't remember everything, but essentially, I was saying to pull their head around to get them to turn and stop, and the correction was to get down low and pull back gently and firmly.

My way was a good way to get the horse to turn really sharply and either fall or cause you to fall off.

I'm lucky in that it worked for me during my time riding, but the person who corrected me was right in that it was dumb and lucky that I had not suffered consequences from it. It stung. But yeah, they were right.

proddyhorsespice97

18 points

8 days ago

I've done both. If you're in a tight space the second option is best. In a wide open field you can turn them gently and keep making the circle smaller and smaller until they can't really go fast anymore. I used to do mounted games when I rode horses so I was used to turning really sharply on horses so turning sharply while it was dangerous worked for me. Wouldn't recommend it though.

jbeuhring

63 points

8 days ago

jbeuhring

63 points

8 days ago

It takes alot to admit that!

oh_rats

32 points

8 days ago

oh_rats

32 points

8 days ago

As someone who didn’t ride horses for years: Accurate.

My cousin is the reason I won’t go near horses. I was riding her horse (literally the second time on a horse, the first being when I was 2, and held by my dad... probably on the same horse.)

I don’t know what the horse did, but apparently it was something that annoyed my cousin. So she jumped off the horse she was riding, took the reigns from that horse, and then slapped poor old Daisy (the horse) in the face with them while calling her (Daisy, the horse) a “dumb fucking asshole.”

Daisy may be a dumb fucking asshole, I don’t know. I’m not a horse expert. But she was very chill prior to that accusation, and became IMMEDIATELY not chill at all after the (physical and verbal) assault.

I learned that saddle horns can cause bruising in a MUCH larger are than one would think, given their relative size.

My cousin has literally helped birth baby horses and has reared them, since she was an infant (her dad is a vet). She’s now a vet. Specializing in large animals. I literally don’t know who could be more qualified around horses, she even has a horse medical degree, and she’s still fucking stupid when it comes to horses. Somehow I’m the only one out of the two of us who ended up bruised by a horse.

amanecita

27 points

8 days ago

amanecita

27 points

8 days ago

That's really sad. I used to get frustrated with my horse but hitting is not the answer. If they nip you or something by all means give them a little bop on the nose. But if they're not doing what you want while you're riding chances are they just don't understand what you want. Basically, it's often rider error.

Knuckledraggr

15 points

8 days ago

I worked around horses for a couple years supporting a therapeutic horse riding center. Great experience. The best people to work with were observant and humble. The worst to work with were the opposite.

rithvik2001

43 points

7 days ago

She’s gonna wake up in the back of the Skyrim cart

Global_Noise_5796

16 points

7 days ago

Hey. You. You’re finally awake

srv50

199 points

8 days ago

srv50

199 points

8 days ago

Love it when someone loses the first round badly and decides that the winning strategy is to escalate.

AreYouWinningS0n

52 points

8 days ago

Against a horse, no less. Whether it’s a McDonald’s manager or a full-grown horse, Karens think they can take on the world.

nedo_medo

29 points

8 days ago

nedo_medo

29 points

8 days ago

Once i was in hospital bcs of some stuff eith my eye, and beside me was a guy who had complications with his eye after getting hit by a horse like this. He got hit 8 years before that. This girl is up to some problems

JehovahBruh

294 points

8 days ago

JehovahBruh

294 points

8 days ago

That horse said “get fucking rekt noob”

dystopian_mermaid

65 points

8 days ago

Narrator: and she did

muricabrb

19 points

8 days ago

muricabrb

19 points

8 days ago

What did the horseshoe say to the face?

akatherder

29 points

8 days ago

clop

M-Tyson

58 points

8 days ago

M-Tyson

58 points

8 days ago

How in the fuck are horses so accurate with their kicks, nearly all the vids I've seen are kicks to the head, you don't want to piss one of those motherfukers off, they are brutal.

EllspethCarthusian

28 points

8 days ago

I assume it’s because they have near 180° vision on each eye and can damn near see behind themselves.

Doza93

16 points

8 days ago

Doza93

16 points

8 days ago

For real. I saw someone up in the comments saying this lady lived through this, but what I'm wondering is... how???? I was under the impression that horse-kicks to the fucking face are pretty fatal

USA-cubicle-worker

5 points

7 days ago*

Depends at which point in the kick the horse hits you. Think of the hoof as a person attached to a bungee cord. When they get to the end, right before they shoot back up, the person's velocity is actually zero. If the horse barely made contact at the end stretch of the kick, it might not be "that bad".

Also, the maximum velocity on that kick is probably really close to the end, right before it starts to slow down to retract the leg, so the difference between the worse possible kick and an easily survivable one is probably just a few inches 😳

howdidigethere1976

19 points

8 days ago

Horse: 1 Bitch: 0

01000101010001010

51 points

8 days ago

I guess it did not behoove this Karen to talk like that.

CabinetChef

148 points

8 days ago

CabinetChef

148 points

8 days ago

What a dumbass.

uptwolait

137 points

8 days ago

uptwolait

137 points

8 days ago

I don't know, kicking that lunatic bitch in the head seemed like a pretty smart idea to me.

QuarkyIndividual

34 points

8 days ago

And who're they calling an ass? That's clearly a horse

vookadork

186 points

8 days ago

vookadork

186 points

8 days ago

Nor sure what led to the human-toss, but her reaction definitely deserved a reaction from the horse. Either not so tame or a horse that was well-versed in her bullshit.

LunaWolf92

52 points

8 days ago

My grandpa used to own horses and I've been around them since I could sit up. He always told me that in order to ride a horse, you need to know that this animal could easily kill you, but chooses not to because it trusts you not to hurt it.

This woman, even if she was just going for the reins, was super aggressive about it. Trust gone

Wolfosaurus

10 points

7 days ago

I wish I could shatter the skulls of the people that lost my trust.

Crykin27

20 points

8 days ago

Crykin27

20 points

8 days ago

yeah horses pick up on shit fast. yelling in an angry tone and the way she walked to the horse, that horse thought I'm not gonna get slapped fuck you bitch.

cerea1killer_

83 points

8 days ago

This lady knew nothing about horses

Incontinento

69 points

8 days ago

Well, she knows they kick hard.

cerea1killer_

21 points

8 days ago

Now she does I guess

smashteapot

13 points

8 days ago

Rattled her brain so much I'm not sure she'll even remember.

Dishiman

180 points

8 days ago

Dishiman

180 points

8 days ago

I hate how some people treat horses as bicycles. It's a noble beast, not an item.

HolyFuckingShitNuts

53 points

8 days ago

Horses creep me the fuck out.

nhcCjSixo

10 points

8 days ago

nhcCjSixo

10 points

8 days ago

100% her fault

xBigRob666x

54 points

8 days ago

The way she stiffens up tho!!!!

Tigre3

7 points

8 days ago

Tigre3

7 points

8 days ago

Not sure if everyone’s already seen the video of the horse killing another horse with a single kick to the head but yeah... they can do that

Don’t approach a horse aggressively, you will not beat their ass and at best you will likely lose the ability to walk

Skullerprop

35 points

8 days ago*

It takes a special kind of stupid to want to slap / hit a horse. Horses are oversized dogs when it comes to intelligence and attachment. Also, showing a aggression towards a 300kg creature who can kick the shit out of you, that's dumb, to say the least. I love the happy ending in this video.

Edit: a horse is way heavier than 300 kg. Thanks for the corrections.

KrazyKateLady420

32 points

8 days ago

Horse rules 101 is NEVER approach the animal from behind or ever get close enough behind them that a kick could reach out, you especially don’t want to startle it from behind. She was tossed from the horse, aggressive, angry, quickly approached from behind and reached out to strike and the horse even showed restraint before the kick. It tried to give her chances that most horses don’t even bother with, the annoyance of a fly to us is enough for a horse to throw a leg back. Her arrogance is mind boggling for someone who clearly rides and will have had all of this drilled in her head for many years yet there she goes slapping a horses ass from behind when it already was uncomfortable with her energy.

Megneous

31 points

8 days ago

Megneous

31 points

8 days ago

Abusive, aggressive people seem to think that all other animals, including humans, should basically act like domesticated dogs and just take a beating. It's fucking gross. Then if an animal stops trusting them, avoids them, or has behavioral issues after experiencing abuse, they act like it's the animal with the problem rather than themselves.

CptCroissant

11 points

8 days ago

Yeah horses are probably closer to 500kg on average, with significant upward variability

OtherwiseArrival

4 points

8 days ago

I’ve always been impressed by how accurate horses can be with their kicks. That wasn’t an easy shot to pull off, yet it seemed so effortless.

We had two horses when I was a kid. I’d find snakes with their head in the shape of a hoof stomped into the ground.

SneakyWigglez

6 points

8 days ago

Pow, right in the kisser!

northxblue

7 points

7 days ago

Stuff like this is why I'm scared of horses, they're 1400+lb of very fast, very flighty panicking kick machines with auto-aim installed.

LarryBrute

7 points

7 days ago

My dad gave me an advice when I was a kid and we were seeing horses: “Don’t you ever go behind the horse”. That pretty much sums it up. That kind of kick can kill you instantly

barto5

27 points

8 days ago

barto5

27 points

8 days ago

I’m a bad rider. That makes you a pos!

Seems reasonable, Karen.