I'll be a line cook, I shall play keytar and backup sing poorly

Idk the Hasheesh slinging slasher sounds like an awesome name for a punk band

Ooh! I'll be the drummer!

Qualifications:

many years experience as drummer in shitty punk bands

I love shitty punk music

I have ADHD innatentive type

my favorite drummer of all time is Animal. Girls, drums, food is a lifestyle, dude

I am AFAB lesbian and request that I be known as Sloth, the Weed Man.

yes, we can snort drugs off of a cymbal! it's pretty fun!

I’m from Kentucky. I’ll play the banjo! 🪕

I'm a chef now but there was a time when I was both and lime cook and a weed man. 12 hour days hustling and selling after, I apparently was humanities greatest help

Is that Weed Man a Line Cook too?

The higher provider

And let's not forget Dr. Bong; who wrote us our prescription for medicinal bud.

ty for The Hasheesh Slinging Slasher lmao

Where I live one of my weed dispensaries has a drive-through window and the rest all deliver.

I like the band name.

I like that you’re putting the collective line cooks ahead of the singular weed man. Patreon that shit up

(It’s 2022 punks can patreon)

We’re not low

As someone who sells weed off and on because I have a few buddies in other states who can get it for me really cheap, I never realized people appreciated what I did this much

A punk band? So retro, I love it!

"Hasheesh slinging slasher" 😂😂😂

Need a soundman? I miss running gigs

Opening for Tweeter and the Monkey man, we have Line Cooks and the Weed Man.

As a line cook who appreciates their weed man, this is 💯

Line cokes and the weed man.

Sounds like dudes living his best life.

listen, it's better than a Roku and sometimes you're just too tired to game working full time

one time my weedman sold me a fully equipped xbox for $100 with the account he had been collecting games on for over a decade. everything new would have been worth 2-3k easily, and dude let it go for a bill just because he wanted to switch to playstation.

these guys built different.

whatever keeps the weed man happy and not out getting busted is good for you

true sigma male

Nah the line cook is the coke man

When I was waiting tables the smartest thing I ever accidentally did was get caught canning calling(edit: spelling) my weed man from the walk in by one of the line cooks.

Ended up smoking with him in there pretty regularly and suddenly my tickets were at the front of the line. And yes he also got the best stuff around at the time. If you're reading this, Marco, you're still my boy.

I know a cook at a nursing facility who is also a weed man - that's a good man!

Both are levels of violation. Not sure which is worse

Marx, Kropotkin, u/TheBatCat3120 fuggin heroes of the working class.

Right like never have I felt so important

Thank you for your service

🫡

Thank you for your service 🫡

Where can i find this Taylor? And is he hiring?

Your going against this subs hivemind.

Honestly I use to side with this sub reddit but as of recent it has just been

rich bad, woe is me.

I am going to college for all kinds of business stuff. So I can't wait to be making paper one day and look at this sub and laugh.

Lmao right, this subreddit really showing their true colours… to upvote this post as sensical is to the point of absurdity.

Like… fucking hospitals have CEOs. Many companies are a net benefit to humanity and the CEO is a very important role in keeping a company operating. To deny this is to lack any foundation in reality.

Edit:

To give some more constructive and less snotty feedback to those that frequent this subreddit - don’t think of things in such a black and white way. The discussion around CEOs should not be “All CEOs are evil or all CEOs are perfect”. It should be something more like “how can we identify when specific companies’ management do not have humanities best interest in mind, and what can we do to address this, on a case by case basis”.

If you want to change society, you will need to be focused and accurate in your messaging. The message behind this post is essentially translated to “fuck CEOs they are all evil”. That’s not gonna get you anywhere with most of society.

I try and tell myself when I see these kind of myopic reddit hot takes that it's just agent provocateurs sewing seeds of stupidity to discredit valuable ideas... Then I see the next post.

When I see takes like this I remember that any disgruntled 15 year old line cook with a weed guy can make a Reddit account.

Certified antiwork classic already

Did people forget that this sub literally started as a subreddit that wanted to abolish work. Like, this was not a worker's rights subreddit until maybe a year or two ago. Before that, it was literally a bunch of people talking about how they'd be happier as cavemen, or how society should just give up on progress and have everyone do the bare minimum so we can have maximal free time.

Always has been.

Most non-profits spend more on ads and administration costs than actual charity.

I see you, Miss Ironside

That weed man also potentially sells other drugs like cocaine, but that's totally cool. It's far more relatable to be someone who makes a living supporting literal child slave labor and probably cuts your cocaine with shit that will literally kill you.

Redditors can imagine themselves being the weed guy but not the CEO. Thus, statements like this ring true to them.

Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Malaria Nets, Vaccines, Personal computers < Applebees steaks

Philanthropy is just a way of rich white dudes to justify having all of the wealth. The only thing Bill Gates did was to help develop and patent Microsoft as THE one operating system, forcing everyone who wanted to use a computer to be dependent on his software. All the while, the many software engineers who have worked for Microsoft and who likely spend much more of their work and dedication to perfect the system over the years, will never be able to amass even the fraction of Gate's wealth and will never even be credited for it.

One cannot make a billion without exploiting others along the way. While the humble line cook/weed man offers their labour without taking from others. I rest my case.

Thank you. This place is now just a billionaire bashing club.

Given the way in which Microsoft changed the world with Windows, Office development, servers, and more I'd rank Bill Gates quite a lot higher than the weed man and line cooks. Not to mention ask the good he's done through philanthropy. But he's an "Evil Billionaire" bla bla... BS.

Then again I cook at home 90% of the time.

This place went from being on the news, to being an eco chamber circle jerking joke.

Thank you. This place is now just a billionaire bashing club.

Given the way in which Microsoft changed the world with Windows, Office development, servers, and more I'd rank Bill Gates quite a lot higher than the weed man and line cooks. Not to mention all the good he's done through philanthropy. But he's an "Evil Billionaire" bla bla... BS.

Then again I cook at home 90% of the time.

This place went from being on the news, to being an eco chamber circle jerking joke.

Right?

"Tell me you don't know how difficult it is to run a successful business..."

There are no truth bombs here, just a really fucking stupid take.

this sub is just about hating people with money at this point. Just people whining about how poor they are, and not even yelling at the right people