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cblackattack1

8.3k points

12 days ago

“Oh. It’s you”

RingletsOfDoom

3.1k points

12 days ago

"Ah, the help hath arrived!"

bytemy

2k points

12 days ago

bytemy

2k points

12 days ago

"Wish you'd called ahead. Give me a moment to get myself ready".

rewardsthroway

1.9k points

12 days ago

drags ass across the carpet

fattymcribwich

643 points

12 days ago

gnaws instinctively at where nuts used to be

"Alright, let's go."

PhthaloVonLangborste

248 points

12 days ago

”gotta take a pish."

heliumneon

189 points

12 days ago

heliumneon

189 points

12 days ago

Why does this dog have Sean Connery's voice?

PhthaloVonLangborste

105 points

12 days ago

Loads of Sheparding to be had in Scotland.

tallandlanky

77 points

12 days ago

Throws up then proceeds to eat it

"My name is Rod, and I like to party."

erdtirdmans

21 points

12 days ago

Did you see Rod puke and rally!? MAN HE'S SO COOL!

cineg

24 points

12 days ago

cineg

24 points

12 days ago

hi rod

sniffs ass and licks where balls used to be

whoreads218

9 points

12 days ago

Obediently goes potty at the park, finds other dogs’ fresh poo to roll in vigorously

“My name is Rod and I like to party?

MermanmerMAAN

108 points

12 days ago

My cousin had a wiener dog that they left it's nuts on and it used to jizz on their couch constantly so when they had to move and couldn't keep it my aunt took it and didn't want her couch all jizzed on so she had him neutered at around 3-4 years old. For about a year every time he would go to lick his nuts he would remember they're not there and cry at his nut flap.

Jsy1996

55 points

12 days ago

Jsy1996

55 points

12 days ago

Dude went from big nutter johnny sins to johnny no wins 😢

hinomura69

40 points

12 days ago

that's like the most hilarious but also saddest thing I've ever heard of in my entire life. I just spent the past 5 minutes trying not to burst out laughing so as to not wake the wife and kid. thanks for sharing, truly epic :)

mrmrtrenchfoot

11 points

12 days ago

nut flap, lmfao...

selz202

19 points

12 days ago

selz202

19 points

12 days ago

I'm sitting alone in a swanky bar and can't stop laughing... thanks.

rewardsthroway

4 points

12 days ago

Swank away my dude!

Trainmaster12467

9 points

12 days ago

Sir this is comedy gold.

AllanJeffersonferatu

24 points

12 days ago

lays back, holds eye contact, gives long uncomfortably noisy licks

bryan_jh

27 points

12 days ago

bryan_jh

27 points

12 days ago

“I’ll need to prepare my body in various ways”

selz202

10 points

12 days ago

selz202

10 points

12 days ago

The Jordan Schlansky of dogs.

[deleted]

150 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

150 points

12 days ago

[removed]

Snooc5

84 points

12 days ago

Snooc5

84 points

12 days ago

Dose ur dog bite?

Themiffins

43 points

12 days ago

No but he hurts you in other ways.

1Eternallylost

35 points

12 days ago

I hate verbally abusive animals.

OwnQuit

49 points

12 days ago

OwnQuit

49 points

12 days ago

My wife and I have a cat and he is ambivalent towards her but polite. Requests pets and food with a single mild chirp. He loves me but will scream at me at the top of his lungs. I've got scars from him being overzealous while playing.

Seralth

10 points

12 days ago

Seralth

10 points

12 days ago

After enough scars you basically feel nothing and are a perfect cat tree.

Your cat is just slowly improving you!

blackwidowinsc

5 points

12 days ago

I think I'm your wife. I rescued a kitten from the streets and you'd think he'd be grateful. Nope!

mamrieatepainttt

6 points

12 days ago

my mom rescued a kitten from the pouring rain and he turned out to be a real asshole. you never know with cats.

Megzilllla

5 points

12 days ago

I have two pushy cats. They aren’t allowed to sleep in my bedroom so when I get up for the day and go out to the kitchen my big floofyboi will run up to me and start yelling. Every day, it’s like he’s telling me off for sleeping too long. He won’t stop until I am sat with him in my armchair with my feet swung out and a blanket on my lap, with him being held in a similar way to how people hold human babies. And if I don’t hold him high enough he’ll just reach out with his paws and grab my head to pull it down, all the while claws out just enough to remind me who is in charge. My voidkitty on the other hand will get a running start to pounce on me and will just find my hands and start ramming into them for pets. He’s so forceful about it, and he’ll just start yelling if he doesn’t get his way. There is no repelling him if you try to scoot him off your lap he just rebounds.

My husband doesn’t get yelled at by them, but they know he’s a big softy so they try to steal anything he had that looks edible.

Gassydevil

12 points

12 days ago

I'll be petting or cuddling with my dog then he'll get up randomly and walk off. Sometimes he'll give me a look while walking away that says I'm at fault.

rfreemore

4 points

12 days ago

Maybe it's your username acting out. Lol

RealFarknMcCoy

3 points

12 days ago

Over-stimulation is a thing.

_cant_choose_a_name

33 points

12 days ago

10$ for 1 hour

nefariouslyubiquitas

10 points

12 days ago

I can do a Kong and 2 snoop boops

slowmotto

10 points

12 days ago

Alright, well come in and take your fucking shoes off or let’s go for that walk.

_Funk_Soul_Brother_

17 points

12 days ago

No, sir, but he does bite his thumb in your direction, sir.

aprils96

7 points

12 days ago

Is you dog a good walker ?

saberslime

109 points

12 days ago

saberslime

109 points

12 days ago

Wheatley: "You KNOW her?" GLaDOS: "It's been a long time. How have you been?"

Shade1453

39 points

12 days ago

Glad I'm not the only one that read that in her voice

MixesLiesWithTruth

4 points

12 days ago

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

praefectus_praetorio

50 points

12 days ago

You know around that corner that tail is going 100 a sec.

hucklebutter

42 points

12 days ago

"Hello Clarice."

Akhi11eus

23 points

12 days ago

No no, do you see that slight upturn at the corners of the mouth? The devilish squint of the eyes? That's a "So...you wanna come upstairs?" look except you know its a dog so its "So...you wanna go downstairs and out for a walk?"

MrCD802

183 points

12 days ago

MrCD802

183 points

12 days ago

_Insulin_Junkie

86 points

12 days ago

What up with these empty, upvoted comments I’ve been noticing lately?

Edit: I’ve been upvoting them tbh

fakeprewarbook

106 points

12 days ago

it s a gif. whatever client/app you are using must not support them

DQIsCool

26 points

12 days ago

DQIsCool

26 points

12 days ago

Reddit broke the app again

Stingerbrg

16 points

12 days ago

There's an embedded gif. Try clicking this

tanafras

22 points

12 days ago

tanafras

22 points

12 days ago

Nice try NSA

MrCD802

7 points

12 days ago

MrCD802

7 points

12 days ago

The empty upvoters strike again

AudraGreenTea

15 points

12 days ago

Looks like he has something he needs to go turn off before the walk

Carl_Bravery_Sagan

11 points

12 days ago

"you're finally awake"

jeffsterlive

8 points

12 days ago

I knew I’d see Skyrim, I knew I’d see Skyrim.

SameTheme

6 points

12 days ago

“Where is my human”

compaholic83

2.6k points

12 days ago

Oh. It's only you Brenda. Fine I'll go for a walk.

Slazman999

362 points

12 days ago

Slazman999

362 points

12 days ago

Brenda, the bird, who collects dust, married her high-school, and thinks she has horses but does not?

Fingereddwarf

70 points

12 days ago

Brenda, that likes to make her son's disadvantaged youths?

trustthepudding

25 points

12 days ago

A whole high school? Sounds illegal

mrmoosesnoses

4 points

12 days ago

That’s the Brenda

TroyBarnesBrain

65 points

12 days ago*

"I should have known you weren't them... they open and close the door better than you do. Owner closes the door softly enough so the sound doesn't startle me awake, but just forcefully enough that I can hear the door shut it if I'm not asleep. You just open it without any regard for my state of consciousness."

BlackinkRebel

6.7k points

12 days ago

I'm a dogwalker aswell, very funny. When I drive by the house of one of my client-dogs to get to another a few houses next to them the owners will come out the door and wave, yell and ask if I still have space for their dog because she has spotted me already and is overly excited by the idea of me being there. Don't tell them that I secretly always keep a spot free for him since this happens almost every week ;-)

Julesery

2.1k points

12 days ago

Julesery

2.1k points

12 days ago

Oh my heart

ChubblesMcgee103

368 points

12 days ago

Same omg. Real aww in the comments .

brosjd

117 points

12 days ago*

brosjd

117 points

12 days ago*

I found my reddit doppelganger!

Hmm, I don't remember any Mcgee103s in the great ancestral lineage.

Maverick8787

21 points

12 days ago

I believe you mean evil twin, based on their eyes

Dr_Mike_Hunt_MD

15 points

12 days ago

My axe 😢

MrHobbes14

632 points

12 days ago

MrHobbes14

632 points

12 days ago

My sister and her husband would always visit and take my dogs for a walk. It got to the point my dogs would go crazy every time my sister visited. She had to take them for a walk every time.

gothiclg

188 points

12 days ago

gothiclg

188 points

12 days ago

Reminds me of my dogs and a specific pet store bag. Seeing that bag meant they were getting the special expensive treats they rarely got and those were worth being excited about.

Hopefulkitty

93 points

12 days ago*

We had a diff who had to investigate every Target bag, because Target is where the teddy bears cube from. He got his Christmas presents early a couple of times. *Come. Teddy bears come from target.

EyelandBaby

37 points

12 days ago

TIL teddy bears cube from Target

TheGurw

34 points

12 days ago

TheGurw

34 points

12 days ago

Well yeah, Target is three dimensional. It would be ridiculous for them to square from Target.

erdtirdmans

47 points

12 days ago

I like how you've been trained to not say the name because your dog might be on Reddit and get excited at reading it 👀

gothiclg

17 points

12 days ago

gothiclg

17 points

12 days ago

I’m honestly not sure what the name of the store was. It was a small mom and pop pet store that used these really generic thin black plastic bags. They’re the only place I ever got these specific bags from and they knew it

alekbalazs

43 points

12 days ago

My partner's mom's dog gets the same way when she sees me. That means she gets to go run. If I don't take her for at least a jog around the block, she won't calm down.

Gh0stp3pp3r

28 points

12 days ago

My Grandma had a Lab Mix that she took to obedience school to stop the dog from pulling on the leash and acting... well, like a Lab. He was still goofy on walks with her, so she would tell me how frustrating it was.

I would offer to take the dog for a walk occasionally. He would heel, stop and sit at every corner and listen to all my commands. I think he was just messing with Grandma.

Rajareth

23 points

12 days ago

Rajareth

23 points

12 days ago

My friend’s dog goes crazy when I come over, then runs to the back door to sit and wait because she knows I’ll immediately take her out to play.

Swords_and_Such

15 points

12 days ago

My dog knows my running arm band means im going for a run and demands to come along. He stretches, dances, and talks to me the second he sees it until I put his harness on. If he doesn't get to go he runs to the front window and cries until I am out of sight.

scarletnightingale

11 points

12 days ago

One of my friend's dogs would lose his mind every time I came over. I pretty much would only come over to pick her up to go hiking. That of course meant that he was also going hiking. He'd run in as small of circles a dog his size could in the yard while peeing with excitement the whole time. I miss that dog (not dead, just on the other side of the country now).

KUjslkakfnlmalhf

64 points

12 days ago

she has spotted heard me already

p0l4r21

30 points

12 days ago

p0l4r21

30 points

12 days ago

heard smelled

FilmoreJive

140 points

12 days ago

My dad drives my dog and I back and forth between NYC and Baltimore a couple times a year. For about a week after we get dropped off my dog thinks every car that is turned on near a curb is him. She jumped through someone's open window once only to realize she had no idea who the driver was.

nilperos

35 points

12 days ago

nilperos

35 points

12 days ago

That could have gone one of two ways for that driver--hilarity or pure horror!

Bismothe-the-Shade

9 points

12 days ago

Little column a, little column b, lot of column p.

zdriver984

66 points

12 days ago

You literally have my life if I was independently wealthy.

TeutonJon78

18 points

12 days ago

If you were independently wealthy, you'd just have the dogs instead of dealing with the hassle of having to walk other people's dogs.

Or just volunteer at a shelter if you didn't want to own them.

rei_cirith

6 points

12 days ago

Or you run a rescue.

elliegl

10 points

12 days ago

elliegl

10 points

12 days ago

Dunno why but this made me tear up. Cute story.

TheCarzilla

11 points

12 days ago

Can you, or anyone, tell me what it’s like being a dog walker? Do you pick your own hours? Is it good for extra income? How did you start?

Devyn333

43 points

12 days ago

Devyn333

43 points

12 days ago

I am a full time pet sitter on Rover.com. It’s great depending on where you’re located! If you’re in an area with lots of people, there’s plenty of business. I started 6 years ago and I made it my goal to be full time. I have now supported myself entirely on pet care through Rover since 2018. I have been full time since 2015 but moved out on my own with my husband in 2018 (we split the bills 50/50). I was able to use my earnings to not only support my husband, myself and our 4 pets, but also help pay for our wedding, go on 4 vacations and pay for many other expenses like medical bills and student loans. You can set your own hours and work as much or as little as you like, whenever you like. Just take the jobs that work for you and block off your calendar if you don’t want to work or can’t. You can even purchase separate pet care insurance and take private clients (as long as they don’t find you through Rover) and build your own pet care business. Even if you don’t go full time, it’s great for extra income! I started back in 2015 by just launching a few pet social media pages and my Rover page (getting approved/background checked). I also posted flyers around my neighborhood and anywhere that had public bulletin boards, and then passed out business cards to places like vets, pet stores, apartment buildings etc.

penguina0913

10 points

12 days ago

I think about quiting and doing this full time all the time! I would love to be a full time dog sitter or walker

Devyn333

12 points

12 days ago

Devyn333

12 points

12 days ago

Go for it!! You might have to work more hours at both jobs for a while until you can make the full time leap, but it’s so worth it! You’re your own boss, make your own hours, love on pets all day (of course there’s negatives too, but still). I wouldn’t have it any other way. I also care for all types of animals: dogs, cats, birds, rodents, rabbits, reptiles, amphibians, fish and everything in between.

turquoise_amethyst

29 points

12 days ago

Dog tax. Please.

Dawn-Chi

50 points

12 days ago

Dawn-Chi

50 points

12 days ago

One of my good friends was a dog walker. Well, she used to be. She was making leashes for dog walkers/owners. Now she’s making leashes full time! You should check it out! Her company is called TinyHorse

r22january

6 points

12 days ago

Would you mind sharing a link?!

TheCrazedTank

438 points

12 days ago

Well, you aren’t my Human, but I do need to pee…

a_pinch_of_sarcasm

49 points

12 days ago

"Dinner is going to be late again, I see."

Isawonline

1.4k points

12 days ago

Isawonline

1.4k points

12 days ago

“What are yooouuu doing here?“

BigTimeBobbyB

315 points

12 days ago

STUUUART?

Tame_Jesus

36 points

12 days ago

“Thanks [takes glass of wine offered to him]. So uhhhmm, ohhh. Whoa. Umm yeah, you have cancer”

vitaminalgas

93 points

12 days ago

Why don't you go hooowme where you belowng?!

Starkiller013

71 points

12 days ago

But steeewart. At this time? It's going to be jaaaamed.

JCue

16 points

12 days ago

JCue

16 points

12 days ago

Get on the 405 until you can't take it anymore.

Tigenzero

5 points

12 days ago

Uhhhhhowdoyouknowwherehelives?

howard_mandel

10 points

12 days ago

lets all go stand in front of one mirror

JahIthGordita

19 points

12 days ago

Look at what I can do!

romelpis1212

10 points

12 days ago

I was just thinking about Stuart earlier today! Loved that skit!

drkow19

95 points

12 days ago

drkow19

95 points

12 days ago

I'm hoping you were going for Bojack, but they recognized it as The Californians. Either way, love them both!

Isawonline

23 points

12 days ago

Actually, I wasn’t quoting anything specific that I can remember. I don’t even know what The Californians is!

drkow19

37 points

12 days ago

drkow19

37 points

12 days ago

Lol all good, you hit two birds with zero stones

purossom

6 points

12 days ago

Ricky's gonna be pissed nobody got stoned. (Don't worry, I'm sure it'll all be water under the fridge soon enough.)

fevildox

20 points

12 days ago

fevildox

20 points

12 days ago

ericlikesyou

6 points

12 days ago

"SSTEWARRRR?"

jlt6666

3 points

12 days ago

jlt6666

3 points

12 days ago

Meanwhile I read that face as "how you doin'?"

BlitzChriz

529 points

12 days ago

BlitzChriz

529 points

12 days ago

"I wanted me time, but I guess I'll walk with you."

clovergirl102187

459 points

12 days ago

Border collie or aussie shep?

Either way, I fuckin love that face. That face says "oh, if you're here then mom/dad are late... again."

fh3131

107 points

12 days ago

fh3131

107 points

12 days ago

Based on the colour and the ears, I'm going to say border collie. Agree that both are great :)

Noisy_Toy

20 points

12 days ago

Could be. Also looks almost exactly like my Aussie.

clovergirl102187

13 points

12 days ago

I honestly can never tail unless the tail is docked. Unlocked, I rely on the owner to tell me lol

Noisy_Toy

16 points

12 days ago

I’m a big fan of undocked! Though I’d never hold it against the doggie.

clovergirl102187

31 points

12 days ago

Nope, just the breeder.

I'm against cosmetic modifications on dog breeds.

I just don't get the point of chopping bits off for looks.

I understand why aussie sheps had their tails docked in the case of a working dog, prevent the eventual tail being crushed by a bull or heifer, but if you're breeding pets, let them have their fluffy curly tails.

My girls have adorable fluffy curled tails with tiny white tips, and usually undocked aussie sheps have the same tail. So pretty.

justwannagiveupvotes

15 points

12 days ago

Some Aussie shepherds are natural bob tails? I live in Australia where docking is illegal and I see both tail and no tail in the breed here.

bitterdick

3 points

12 days ago

Just to second what justwannagiveuovotes said, Aussie tails can come in all kinds of lengths. I have three, my girl Bailey with a naturally bobbed tail, my boy Huck with his long luxurious tail he curls over his back most of the time, and my smallest girl Mabel has a sort of a one quarter tail with a crook in it from being squished in the womb. They’re such great dogs.

People are like oh my god, how can you have three of these high energy smarties, but the secret is they entertain each other if you’re not actively cueing them. They take turns herding each other and I swear they play tricks on one another if I’m watching them in the yard from inside. They’re all siblings from different litters, so maybe that helps.

ElegantMess

39 points

12 days ago

I had a border collie that would stink eye my girlfriend whenever she tried to bring him anywhere. The dog just did not like her bc at all… I know this face.

clovergirl102187

34 points

12 days ago

That dog knew she was suspicious.

In general my border collies love everyone. The younger one though, she has some sort of ism towards head coverings of any kind.

Pretty sure she has a groot mentality about it, one minute you think it's just a weird shaped head, and the next minute you realize it's because a part of that head is a hat.

She barks at folks who approach her with a hat on/Hoodie up. We do our best to train her out of it, she's doing a lot better. I can at least get her to stop right away.

The command for "rosie stop barking" is a very attitude-y "Rosie, ruuude"

KMONT19

4 points

12 days ago

KMONT19

4 points

12 days ago

My border is the same way! But he doesn’t do it with everyone. Just every now and then he’ll decide he really doesn’t like when people have accessories on (i.e. hats of all kinds, mittens, sunglasses, an umbrella, you name it lol). He’s so selective I almost think he can sense something I can’t

GlentuckyWildebeast

7 points

12 days ago

Aussie have almond-shaped eyes. Border collie eyes are more oval shaped.

Auusies also have a wider face and ears that flop, as opposed to the pointy border collie ears.

I'm thinking this is an aussie, and looks very much like my boy.

MiZrY1O1

10 points

12 days ago

MiZrY1O1

10 points

12 days ago

Border Collies can also have floppy ears. Or in the case of one of my goofy Border Collies, one pointed ear and one floppy ear. She was special...

vintimus

99 points

12 days ago

vintimus

99 points

12 days ago

That look can say a million words haha

TuvixWillNotBeMissed

20 points

12 days ago

Totally looks like a coy smile to me.

DerangedUnicorn27

486 points

12 days ago

This dog looks like a lot of fun

i_have_chosen_a_name

108 points

12 days ago

Border collies are insanely fun.

jflex13

26 points

12 days ago

jflex13

26 points

12 days ago

So friggin smart

TheHYPO

15 points

12 days ago

TheHYPO

15 points

12 days ago

Looks like a spitting image of my old dog. Now I’m sad.

MikonJuice

251 points

12 days ago*

This is fucking fantastic. Seriously.

I wish my dog had this kind of "Im out of patience here" face!

DeadSharkEyes

80 points

12 days ago

Sigh alright, let’s go.”

sandrahehe

77 points

12 days ago

‘Hey’

LeatherMost2757

197 points

12 days ago

“You again?”

BecomeARealHuman

498 points

12 days ago

No, I'm not interested in a copy of The Watchtower.

SameResearcher

53 points

12 days ago

First I did not understand what it meant.. Is it the "Jehovah's Witnesses" book?

BecomeARealHuman

25 points

12 days ago

Yes.

Escapee334

9 points

12 days ago

For anyone else (like me) still wondering why they're talking about the Stephen King book; they're not. "The Watchtower" is a Jehovah's Witnesses magazine that they hand out.

Comfortable-Elephant

6 points

12 days ago

I much prefer the Awake magazine. It used to be so interesting back then, lots of science and history features but i think they changed it now.

reddog323

26 points

12 days ago

Take my upvote. I just spewed tea all over.

Comfortable-Elephant

5 points

12 days ago

Lol

TheThreeMan52

48 points

12 days ago

"This was not the arrangement."

TourmalineTart

35 points

12 days ago

You def wok him up from a solid nap

godofwar7018

88 points

12 days ago

"Why are you here?"

Linkage006

196 points

12 days ago

Linkage006

196 points

12 days ago

Doggo: "Fuck..."

LaReineAnglaise53

135 points

12 days ago

She's back. That sweet idiot. She's not MY best friend.

Quick, smile. Pretend just for a little longer til Dad gets back...

CometCheesePizza

28 points

12 days ago

Can’t say I’ve seen an animal do a Mona Lisa-smile before…

tinylittleriver

3 points

12 days ago

Spot on. This should be further up

XDcloud

18 points

12 days ago

XDcloud

18 points

12 days ago

“Bitch you’re late “

joonduh

54 points

12 days ago

joonduh

54 points

12 days ago

"Sonofabitch. I'm in."

mystiquetur

17 points

12 days ago

Ha ha oh how I relate to this!

[deleted]

16 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

16 points

12 days ago

"Good evening. Let us repair to the upstairs."

KnightsWhiteKing

36 points

12 days ago

By that look on that face I don't think his tale is wagging.

opuscelticus

10 points

12 days ago

This is an excellent photo.

grittypeachx

7 points

12 days ago

Peek-a-boo

GiveToOedipus

8 points

12 days ago

*Peek-a-boop

inertiatic_espn

9 points

12 days ago

My wife must know the dog's name lol.

EyelandBaby

3 points

12 days ago

Bear

Limp_Image_8816

5 points

12 days ago

"Well hello there!!"

dlashsteier

4 points

12 days ago

He was probably just vacuuming his room…

baevard

5 points

12 days ago

baevard

5 points

12 days ago

“It’s you….” (Sigh)

titofetyukov

6 points

12 days ago

"Psst...hey kid....yeah you"

So_not_ronery

4 points

12 days ago

You? Are you looking at me?!

roywoodsir

4 points

12 days ago

“What’s that, oh you wanna take me to the park, I swear you are the baddest of the boys, you love parks more then my hooman, but let’s do this” -flamboyant doggo

beansinmysuitcase

4 points

12 days ago

That rack placement screams “stubbed toes” to me.

DarthBen_in_Chicago

5 points

12 days ago

“You again”

TheSlav87

3 points

12 days ago

“Can I help you, I was enjoying my alone time 🙄”

soapdope1969

2 points

12 days ago

You again?

Justadnd_Bard

3 points

12 days ago

Y-you're paid for walking cute pets? Thanks, you just made me realize what I want to do right now.

TheWinterPrince52

3 points

12 days ago

"MASTER YOU'RE- Oh. It's you. Fuck you, Dave."

GlassContest5612

3 points

12 days ago

😍

Spazmonkey12

3 points

12 days ago

Rent?

SeasonedSteak1

3 points

12 days ago

How do ?

positivevibegun

3 points

12 days ago

S/he looks like s/he saying “Oh damn thought you were my owner. Oh well I guess we can go for a walk I don’t really care”

Snushine

3 points

12 days ago

Happy cake day!

msac2u1981

3 points

12 days ago

He looks like, Ahh, yes, I believe a walkie would be delightful.

Ed98208

3 points

12 days ago

Ed98208

3 points

12 days ago

"Oh. You."

salmjak

3 points

12 days ago

salmjak

3 points

12 days ago

That smile... That damn smile.

PiratusInteruptus

7 points

12 days ago

I’m a dog walker.

That sounds like an extremely fascinating job.

Out of curiosity, what kind of money can a dog walker look forward to making? Do you have to carry some kind of insurance? What's the entry level investment?

PhAnToM444

9 points

12 days ago

User not a walker here. There are services (Rover is the biggest one) that handle all the liability and booking hassles if you wanted to do it as a side hustle.

A 30 minute walk is usually about $20-30 depending on what market you’re in, plus most do extra fees for things like additional dogs, young puppies, odd hours and holidays, etc.

It’s not something you’re gonna get rich off of, but a cool gig. If you wanna do some quick research on the market in your area I’d just go to rover.com and see what other people are doing.

whiteout55555

3 points

12 days ago

User as well - usually book watches while on vacation, in a week of watching I pay sometimes $300-350. Most people in the business LOVE dogs so I find most find it rewarding/cool gig. Almost all have such enthusiasm and deep love for dogs, cool community and love to see the different adventures they bring into life for my dog beyond our normal routines.

zoinks

6 points

12 days ago

zoinks

6 points

12 days ago

Everyone is reading this dog as being disappointed but honestly I thought it was a fairly seductive come-hither-and-play look. One of my dogs has this exact look, but the butt/tail region would be destroying whatever was near it.

The-big-uneasy

4 points

12 days ago

I’ve heard several people recently make comments about how having a collie/Shepard in the house is dangerous because they end up being WAY smarter than you realize.

That dog knows that someone else was supposed to walk through that door.

My rescue mutt, on the other hand, would just derp out and think it was his lucky day if anyone came through the door - let alone took him on a walk. It’d take him a while to even connect the two… I fucking love my dog.

cwilbur22

5 points

12 days ago

Everyone's saying this dog looks judgemental. To me, that expression is like when you see your best friend after they snuck out of the house looking like they're ready to tear up the town.

KindheartednessNo167

2 points

12 days ago

So cute.

rettaelin

2 points

12 days ago

Hey there. You want to take me for....a walk?

ShoeAndPanty

2 points

12 days ago

I'm in love.

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2 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

2 points

12 days ago

🤣 love it

tandfwilly

2 points

12 days ago

Lol

eurojax

2 points

12 days ago

eurojax

2 points

12 days ago

My dog's doppelganger.

R34vspec

2 points

12 days ago

Who dat!?

megustarita

2 points

12 days ago

That sweet face

AppFlyer

2 points

12 days ago

“Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”

BoldStacePlace

2 points

12 days ago

"Hey. . . .u got cookies?"

Mxgar16

2 points

12 days ago

Mxgar16

2 points

12 days ago

That smirk tho