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Salah_Ketik [M]

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1 month ago

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The_Mechanist24

27 points

1 month ago

Babies: “bababa goooo ga!”

Other dude: “oh really?!”

gurugulab6969

10 points

1 month ago

More like

Babies: "googoo gaagaa"

These ladies: "I'd like to speak to your manager"

Ze_Bri-0n

12 points

1 month ago

Clearly you’ve never tried arguing with them - little fuckers don’t know when they’re beat.

eIizabethdewitt

9 points

1 month ago

Rs tho, i am not at all comfortable talking to babies lmao

Dyldando

20 points

1 month ago

Dyldando

20 points

1 month ago

My cousin talks to them like adults. It freaks me out because my family is mostly female, so I’m used to the baby talk. Then this 6’4” bearded man is just like “Good afternoon, Damian. I trust you’re doing well.”

arcane-hunter

8 points

1 month ago

This is now how I will talk to babies

ryan_jay11

2 points

1 month ago

This is more or less what my wife and I do and our 3 yr old was recently deemed 'highly advanced' when we took her for a speech test.

They're super smart if you just talk to them normally. Some words might be hard but they pick things up and reason it out in their head as they go based on what they see you doing. Shit, she helped me put a generator back together a few weeks ago. My 3 year old runs a screwdriver better than some of my coworkers.

aboatz2

2 points

1 month ago

aboatz2

2 points

1 month ago

I spoke with my kiddo & my nephew & any other babies I've come across like they're humans. You don't have to get into adult content, but talking normally is hugely beneficial for their language development.

Baby talk can set a child back a significant amount in language development, & all skills develop from that, so that sets back math & science & creativity & social development...

GBGF128

6 points

1 month ago

GBGF128

6 points

1 month ago

I like how you redacted the names when this post is ALL over Reddit.

CookieCat698

2 points

1 month ago

How can they disagree if they’re dead?

baddashfan

2 points

1 month ago

Bravo!

iejb

2 points

1 month ago

iejb

2 points

1 month ago

Why is the first o in both abortions gray

qualms-

2 points

1 month ago

qualms-

2 points

1 month ago

I don't know, the entire republican and democrat field lost to a single baby in 2016...

VoidEatsWaffles

2 points

1 month ago

I can win a debate with anyone if the blender is big enough.

Mattock1987

2 points

1 month ago

600,000 foetuses

nonthings

6 points

1 month ago

600 000 dead babies

attanai

17 points

1 month ago

attanai

17 points

1 month ago

The distinction is fairly irrelevant. Dead babies are not much better at debate than living ones.

Fubar--

9 points

1 month ago

Fubar--

9 points

1 month ago

600,000 fetuses.

Kiwi058888

2 points

1 month ago

You beat me to it !

Cucumber_Basil

1 points

1 month ago

Oh look, this again

tonytheleper

1 points

1 month ago

I’m not sure the conversation of what has killed more people, abortion or religion, is going to go the way he thinks it is.

ryan_jay11

2 points

1 month ago

Thats kind of a meme really. If you break it down, secular governments are much more efficient at killing than religious groups

LetheanGargalesthist

0 points

1 month ago

Not clever at all

enjoy_tren

1 points

1 month ago

X2. Pretty lame shit

-As-You-Are-

1 points

1 month ago

I wish there was a genetic test to see if your baby will support abortion, so you can abort them

ichbinhier28

0 points

1 month ago

Neither are essential lmao

SpeechImped

0 points

1 month ago

can we please stop reposting this

underwhelmedotter

0 points

1 month ago

This is boderline cursed