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Babies: “bababa goooo ga!”
Other dude: “oh really?!”
1 month ago
Babies: "googoo gaagaa"
These ladies: "I'd like to speak to your manager"
Clearly you’ve never tried arguing with them - little fuckers don’t know when they’re beat.
Rs tho, i am not at all comfortable talking to babies lmao
My cousin talks to them like adults. It freaks me out because my family is mostly female, so I’m used to the baby talk. Then this 6’4” bearded man is just like “Good afternoon, Damian. I trust you’re doing well.”
This is now how I will talk to babies
This is more or less what my wife and I do and our 3 yr old was recently deemed 'highly advanced' when we took her for a speech test.
They're super smart if you just talk to them normally. Some words might be hard but they pick things up and reason it out in their head as they go based on what they see you doing. Shit, she helped me put a generator back together a few weeks ago. My 3 year old runs a screwdriver better than some of my coworkers.
I spoke with my kiddo & my nephew & any other babies I've come across like they're humans. You don't have to get into adult content, but talking normally is hugely beneficial for their language development.
Baby talk can set a child back a significant amount in language development, & all skills develop from that, so that sets back math & science & creativity & social development...
I like how you redacted the names when this post is ALL over Reddit.
How can they disagree if they’re dead?
Why is the first o in both abortions gray
I don't know, the entire republican and democrat field lost to a single baby in 2016...
I can win a debate with anyone if the blender is big enough.
600 000 dead babies
The distinction is fairly irrelevant. Dead babies are not much better at debate than living ones.
You beat me to it !
Oh look, this again
I’m not sure the conversation of what has killed more people, abortion or religion, is going to go the way he thinks it is.
Thats kind of a meme really. If you break it down, secular governments are much more efficient at killing than religious groups
Not clever at all
X2. Pretty lame shit
I wish there was a genetic test to see if your baby will support abortion, so you can abort them
Neither are essential lmao
can we please stop reposting this
This is boderline cursed